Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon (Enhanced)

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    In this clip from civil rights activist Petey Greene's Washington DC television program in the Spring of 1982, Greene explains how to eat watermelon. Utterly bizarre. Also, pointers on eating corn and fried chicken.
    There is, by the way, an AWESOME book out all about Petey, titled "Laugh if you like" by Lurma Rackley...you can get it on Amazon.
    Oscar nominee Don Cheadle portrays Petey Greene in a 2007 movie based loosely on Petey's life titled "Talk To Me" which is available on DVD.
    The song at the end of Petey's video (used as his show's theme music) is "Amazon" by Earl Klugh from "The Best of Earl Klugh, Vol. 1".

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  • @ClassicRockMan70
    @ClassicRockMan70 9 лет назад +720

    For the last 6-7 years it has been a tradition for me to watch this video when I crack open my first watermelon of the summer. RIP PETEY

    • @josebetters5549
      @josebetters5549 9 лет назад +7

      Joshua Soto Now THAT's Respect! :-D Right On, brother! Petey dropped Truth. Eating my honey on the vine right now!

    • @ClassicRockMan70
      @ClassicRockMan70 9 лет назад

      Jose Betters xD

    • @goodlooksmcgee2059
      @goodlooksmcgee2059 8 лет назад +2

      +Joshua Soto me too!

    • @kinkycurlfriend4471
      @kinkycurlfriend4471 5 лет назад +2

      Mine too! I’m here now because I just cut my first watermelon of the season!

    • @whykatera81
      @whykatera81 5 лет назад +2

      Haha me tooo!! I just did just that. Cracked open a big ass watermelon lol

  • @BillyMays6
    @BillyMays6 7 лет назад +1009

    This is the single most important video on youtube.

  • @some1rational
    @some1rational 9 лет назад +742

    the amount of blackness in this video is at an astronomical level

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 8 лет назад +644

    man, some people just can't see the message. he's litterally saying 'watermelon is delicious, you're a fool if you change yourself because of what other people might think'

  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt 7 лет назад +443

    Wound up here because of an old Patrice Oneal appearance on Opie and Anthony

    • @algnadjib
      @algnadjib 6 лет назад +3

      me too

    • @newjigsaw
      @newjigsaw 6 лет назад +1

      love your stuff

    • @victorcotto6699
      @victorcotto6699 6 лет назад

      Indeed!

    • @puddleofaids6343
      @puddleofaids6343 6 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 me to hahahahahaha! Punching out.

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 6 лет назад +3

      dunnnana dunnnana da dunnnana dunnnana da dunnnana dunnnana da!!! lmao Patrice always had the best lines. Miss him even tho I never met him

  • @Maximvx
    @Maximvx 10 лет назад +336

    Man, I've never wanted a piece of watermelon so much in my life...

    • @lyricsism5490
      @lyricsism5490 4 года назад +6

      Sad because it’s actually very good and healthy. Eating watermelon was made to seem “ghetto” and “low life” by “people” who thought it criminal for the black people who sold them to make a living. Once the “people,” saw it was profitable they vilified it to hurt sales. Oh, they also smell as good as they taste😃. I know you didn’t ask but I just learned these interesting facts and I think sharing is caring - so I shared. I hope you try it...and check out how it does the body good!

    • @DankBirdGang52
      @DankBirdGang52 3 года назад +1

      Same, and I'm allergic.

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 2 года назад

      😂😂

    • @edricksimmons4484
      @edricksimmons4484 Год назад +1

      The whole truth!!!🤣🤣🤣 watermelon is good!!! And everybody love it!!! Just make sure that it's got seeds in it!!! 🤣🤣🤣💯🙏🏿❤️

    • @AnthonyMuse-o7j
      @AnthonyMuse-o7j 4 месяца назад +1

      Lmao, he looks like he's biting into water itself.

  • @Jo3Musashi
    @Jo3Musashi 9 лет назад +222

    "lawdhammercy!"
    Petey Greene, you were awesome and we miss you sir.

  • @informed-info
    @informed-info 4 года назад +188

    "Dont hold out on me woman...You just tryin to keep the good part for yourself..."🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sammagoose
    @Sammagoose 4 года назад +11

    Please don't ever take the video down. I can't live without it.

  • @Lolafalana12
    @Lolafalana12 8 лет назад +290

    I dont think people got the message he delivered. It was kinda about the watermelon but also more about how blacks are embarrassed to be themselves after so much stereotypes for doing things the way our people were accustomed to and for the same people(whites) we r trying to negate this stereotype to theyre "eating watermelon fred chicken and corn on the cob" the same way we shame our own people for being stereotyped for.

    • @roxanneworld11
      @roxanneworld11 8 лет назад +9

      you're awesome!..but i think there are many of us folks who got what he was meaning to offer the viewers at that time - and at the *SAME* time, depending on one's age/generation maybe [re: us oldies and many years of..well..let's just say, *NEEDLESS* to say...], there is an obvious ton of humor in it was well!...both can be true, at once, together. *;-)*

    • @roxanneworld11
      @roxanneworld11 8 лет назад

      it's her!, your sister!!

    • @SlimLighty
      @SlimLighty 8 лет назад

      we got the message. Thanks

    • @SlimLighty
      @SlimLighty 8 лет назад +8

      *****
      Lola Falana is correct in her remark. Sorry. You'd love for it not to have any racial meaning. Sorry, Lola is correct.

    • @Lolafalana12
      @Lolafalana12 7 лет назад +3

      ***** and so is your mother🤣

  • @jermaineturner6066
    @jermaineturner6066 2 года назад +95

    We need more people in life like him such a beautiful message

  • @PaulCapel
    @PaulCapel 10 лет назад +96

    This takes me back to when I met Petey at our house. I was 6. One of my fondest memories.

    • @Oshuin9
      @Oshuin9 4 года назад +7

      Wow!!! You were very fortunate!!!

    • @CameronsCars
      @CameronsCars 3 года назад +5

      What did he say??

    • @DRxHHH
      @DRxHHH Год назад +4

      You don't gotta lie to kick it homie.

    • @samhain6712
      @samhain6712 Год назад +1

      Yooo 😆 he seems like a cool dude 😎

    • @leffphield
      @leffphield Месяц назад +1

      Lucky you.

  • @estevatopanchovillacruz9969
    @estevatopanchovillacruz9969 9 лет назад +119

    This is a man who is comfortable in his own skin and happy with the way GOD made him. Here is a man with understanding. Let all those with ears to hear listen to the simplicity of good advice.

    • @123456612lk
      @123456612lk 8 лет назад +3

      +S0chan
      Ow the edge

    • @AdamTopCommenter
      @AdamTopCommenter 5 лет назад +1

      @S0chan Next time you stub your toe, keep his name out yo mouth

  • @Coldbrewdad
    @Coldbrewdad 10 лет назад +107

    The little voice in my head sounds like petey greene

  • @Chev-h5m
    @Chev-h5m 10 лет назад +151

    "Cold Blooded Country Bama's" LMFAOOOO

    • @fjoyner82
      @fjoyner82 10 лет назад +6

      This Is so funny! How to eat a watermelon the right way! Lol

  • @terryfontenette5846
    @terryfontenette5846 7 лет назад +87

    I pledge to live my life with the same passion as this man and his love for watermelon

  • @hazakimmusic
    @hazakimmusic 6 лет назад +59

    His response at 0:51 is the correct response of awe and amazement after tasting God's culinary genius.

  • @MrStosh12345
    @MrStosh12345 Месяц назад +2

    Peter Greene, often affectionately dubbed "the funnest Americana public broadcaster ever to live," carved a unique niche for himself in the world of public access television in the Washington area. His show, "Greene's Grooves," became an iconic staple of local entertainment, blending humor, music, and community engagement in a way that resonated deeply with his audience. To understand why Greene's program was so beloved, it's essential to explore the various elements that made it a standout in the realm of public broadcasting.
    Early Beginnings
    Peter Greene's journey into public broadcasting began modestly. A native of the Washington area, Greene was known for his infectious energy and a knack for connecting with people from all walks of life. His initial foray into the world of media was as a college radio DJ, where his eclectic taste in music and witty commentary quickly garnered a loyal following. This early success laid the groundwork for what would become "Greene's Grooves."
    The Show's Concept
    "Greene's Grooves" was a public access show that aired weekly, featuring a mix of live music performances, interviews, and humorous skits. What set Greene's show apart was its unabashed celebration of Americana culture. The show embraced everything from bluegrass and folk music to local artisans and quirky community events. Greene's genuine enthusiasm for his content was palpable, and it translated into a warm, inviting atmosphere that made viewers feel like they were part of a larger community.
    Music and Performances
    A significant portion of "Greene's Grooves" was dedicated to live music performances. Greene had a talent for discovering local musicians and bands, providing them with a platform to showcase
    Peter "Petey" Greene, widely celebrated as one of the most entertaining public broadcasters in American history, made a significant impact on the Washington, D.C. area with his dynamic and charismatic presence on both radio and television. Greene’s show, "Petey Greene’s Washington," which aired from 1976 to 1982 on WDCA-TV, became a cultural landmark, blending humor, candid social commentary, and community engagement in a way that resonated deeply with his audience​ (Wikipedia)​​ (Little Village)​.
    Early Life and Challenges
    Greene's journey to becoming a beloved media figure was anything but straightforward. Born Ralph Waldo Greene Jr. in Washington, D.C., he faced numerous personal challenges, including a prison sentence for armed robbery. While incarcerated, he discovered his talent for speaking and entertaining, becoming a disc jockey for the prison radio station. His charismatic personality and ability to connect with listeners earned him early parole and set the stage for his broadcasting career​ (Wikipedia)​.
    Rise to Fame
    In 1966, Greene was hired by Dewey Hughes at WOL-AM, where he began hosting "Rapping with Petey Greene," a show that quickly gained popularity for its raw and honest discussions on social issues. Greene's ability to tackle topics such as racism, poverty, and drug addiction with humor and sincerity endeared him to a broad audience. His transition to television with "Petey Greene’s Washington" allowed him to reach an even larger audience and solidify his status as a local legend​ (Wikipedia)​.
    Unique Broadcasting Style
    What set Greene apart from other broadcasters was his unfiltered approach and willingness to address controversial issues head-on. His show was a mix of interviews, monologues, and audience interaction, all delivered with Greene’s signature wit and charm. He was known for his candidness, often using his platform to advocate for social justice and community improvement. Greene’s segments ranged from heartfelt discussions to humorous skits, making his show both entertaining and thought-provoking​ (Wikipedia)​.
    Impact and Legacy
    Greene’s influence extended beyond entertainment. He was an active community leader and used his platform to support various causes, including prison reform and civil rights. His efforts to give a voice to the voiceless and address systemic injustices left a lasting impact on the Washington, D.C. community and beyond. Even after his passing in 1984, Greene’s legacy continued through his autobiography and the film "Talk to Me," which chronicled his life and career​ (Wikipedia)​​ (Little Village)​.
    Conclusion
    Peter Greene’s ability to blend humor with hard-hitting social commentary made "Petey Greene’s Washington" a standout in the world of public access television. His dedication to his community and his fearless approach to broadcasting earned him a place in the hearts of many and a lasting legacy as one of the most entertaining and impactful public broadcasters in American history. His story is a testament to the power of media as a tool for change and the enduring appeal of authenticity and humor in connecting with audiences​ (Wikipedia)​​ (Little Village)​.

  • @Eurofilth
    @Eurofilth 10 лет назад +73

    This is possibly the best video on the internet. This and bootleg fireworks.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 9 лет назад +55

    Lighten up. Eat watermelon. Don't take yourself too seriously. Be happy.

    • @Terrorkekx
      @Terrorkekx 9 лет назад +4

      Ben Argo Best advice in life!

    • @kaila2092
      @kaila2092 6 лет назад +5

      How ridiculous is it to be embarrassed of eating a fruit. Shows how deep the wounds go

  • @Gilbert22
    @Gilbert22 9 лет назад +122

    "I got it off the vine, Its sweet like honey...and I...plug it...all the time" "Sit back yall" Haha so good!

  • @mmmegameat
    @mmmegameat 15 лет назад +24

    When I was in high school, my buddy and I, both white as sheets, would watch every episode of Petey Green. We loved that mutha, an original with soul and great humor. He will be missed.

  • @alimuh007
    @alimuh007 6 лет назад +45

    "Look lady! Don't try to get out on me!

  • @DocterEvil111
    @DocterEvil111 10 лет назад +119

    2:03 say again?

    • @Skeeterman
      @Skeeterman 5 лет назад +17

      I dont want to mess the shirt up let me whip up 😂😂😂???

    • @Aktion-fq9cj
      @Aktion-fq9cj 5 лет назад +1

      You got it

    • @MilitantTalker
      @MilitantTalker 5 лет назад +1

      Lol!!!!! I don't know how i missed that!!! All i heard was "I don't wanna mess my shirt up..." the second part i have NO idea!!!

    • @mooncricket2311
      @mooncricket2311 4 года назад +1

      I don't wanna mess my shirt up, let me wipe my bottom lip ... AND LIVE IT !

    • @jarrettjohnson165
      @jarrettjohnson165 4 года назад

      I don’t wanna mess my shirt up , I done likely broke my ....? Lol

  • @HarrietTumban
    @HarrietTumban 10 лет назад +61

    This man is a fucking genius. Who cares if somebody wants to judge you for eating watermelon the way you want to? I'm white as snow and I dig into wedges of watermelon like a pig at a trough, that shit is delicious.

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 5 лет назад +9

    Man 11 years ago baked out of my mind I was shown this video. It's still one of the best things I've ever seen

  • @Music1990Luver
    @Music1990Luver 10 лет назад +151

    Man, he was smackin' on that watermelon like crazy.

  • @DeliciousJay
    @DeliciousJay 10 лет назад +110

    you put a TWANG of salt on a sweet melon. brings out the accents.

    • @indigosunset70
      @indigosunset70 5 лет назад +1

      i gonna try it one day. i dont like it but my moms love watermelon. i prefer honeydew

  • @Melltronster
    @Melltronster 8 лет назад +27

    I'm in the black part of RUclips again.

  • @Sammagoose
    @Sammagoose 3 года назад +25

    I'm still coming back to watch Petey Green, I've got to see this several times a year, this cracks me up! LMBO!!!!

  • @MrTnorth80
    @MrTnorth80 Год назад +9

    This man is a legend why RUclips don't have more of his content up on here????

  • @goldmouth100
    @goldmouth100 8 лет назад +50

    I'M WATCHING THIS VIDEO WITH PRINCE....
    I MISS YOU PRINCE...REST EASY.... ♡♡♡♡

  • @SweetJoye
    @SweetJoye 3 года назад +5

    If this video is ever taken down, I don’t know what I’ll do.

  • @BaronPraxis8492
    @BaronPraxis8492 9 лет назад +61

    2:03 excuse me sir what

    • @theoroinvictus
      @theoroinvictus 9 лет назад +15

      BaronPraxis8492 "I don't mess the syrup I ain't whackin for MARGRET... JUST LEAVE IT"

    • @Zigman2112
      @Zigman2112 9 лет назад +12

      BaronPraxis8492 "I doe meswit syrup, I wunkamaeyelip...ju lay bat!" ....I hope that clear thingz up for you. x) lol

    • @BaronPraxis8492
      @BaronPraxis8492 9 лет назад +2

      Zigman2112 oh ok

    • @SeanSwann1
      @SeanSwann1 9 лет назад +11

      "I don't wanna mess my shirt up"

    • @kcsnipes80
      @kcsnipes80 9 лет назад +28

      BaronPraxis8492 dont want to mess my shirt up so i wipe myself on my arm like that...just lay back

  • @politicalmonkeyfan
    @politicalmonkeyfan Год назад +11

    Ah yes, the video that minecrafters found after spending 10 years to crack a secure files, only for it to link to this

  • @M_Blue57
    @M_Blue57 Год назад +12

    this isn’t Minecraft ver 1.0 (prerelease build)

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX 8 лет назад +10

    Best unintentional ASMR ever

  • @TrueRetroflection
    @TrueRetroflection 8 лет назад +3

    Never before has there been a better rant, and there hasn't been a better rant since. This is one of the very first RUclips videos I'd ever seen, and I have no regrets.

  • @tomasbongelli5373
    @tomasbongelli5373 Год назад +20

    Quien más está aquí por zico tops xd

  • @pmc220
    @pmc220 9 лет назад +19

    "two cold blooded country bamas"..... LOL, real DC shit...

  • @dallasmarshall9831
    @dallasmarshall9831 7 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that he bought public access time to deliver a PSA about watermelon etiquette is the funniest thing about this video...bless his heart.

  • @troycollins7627
    @troycollins7627 5 лет назад +4

    I grew up with Petey Green in D.C. WDCA 20, I watched him more than Mr. Rogers, I'm a white boy and he was cold blooded honest and cool. He was Black and proud but always real. Miss you Mr. Green.

  • @KalashnikovAli
    @KalashnikovAli 16 лет назад +22

    That is EXACTLY how you're supposed to eat a water melon!
    This guy is awesome!

  • @Voffsing1
    @Voffsing1 10 лет назад +108

    I wish I was this passionate about watermelon

    • @MickeRamone
      @MickeRamone 10 лет назад +72

      I wish I was this passionate about anything in life

    • @antoniomadison1259
      @antoniomadison1259 6 лет назад

      MickeRamone that was deep me too

    • @antoniomadison1259
      @antoniomadison1259 6 лет назад

      MickeRamone I guess iam afraid to say things you can say lol

  • @Dunetraveller
    @Dunetraveller 6 лет назад +17

    I laughed at this, because when I was growing up, my mother, G-d rest her soul, used a melon baller to cut up a watermelon just like he said and mix it with fruit cocktail and serve it in the shell because she thought that was the "fancy" way to do it. She was putting on airs, but to no one's benefit. Just give me slices and be done with it. So glad when she stopped the watermelon massacres. I did have to use the plastic things on the corn on the cobb though. My parents would both have had a coronary if I didn't.

  • @mistermusturd6402
    @mistermusturd6402 3 года назад +4

    Just a twang of salt...

  • @MaryLou913
    @MaryLou913 10 месяцев назад +4

    It’s a pretty dope video because Black people have been shamed to almost being forbidden from eating watermelon without looking like some type of stereotype. We have to take back all these ludicrous tropes and like he said be ourselves! Some of us like watermelon, some don’t. To each his own. 🍉 🍉🍉

  • @ChrisLewisjusChris
    @ChrisLewisjusChris 4 года назад +14

    As a watermelon lover .. this is my go to PSA every summer 😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @canadianking77
    @canadianking77 9 лет назад +10

    "I don't wanna mess my shirt up"..."I'm wipe my mouth off "..."and just lay back"....haha...this video is great!!

    • @pCOCKPRO11
      @pCOCKPRO11 2 года назад +1

      Man I've been tryna decipher.... 💯

    • @canadianking77
      @canadianking77 2 года назад +1

      @@pCOCKPRO11 😂😂😂 it’s great once you do. Still one of my favorite videos

    • @pCOCKPRO11
      @pCOCKPRO11 2 года назад

      @@canadianking77l🤣🤣🤣🤣 not all heroes wear capes

  • @TheEye114
    @TheEye114 9 лет назад +47

    Such passion
    Such love
    For the melon

  • @jaemac123
    @jaemac123 11 лет назад +3

    That intro song is hilarious. "think twice...b4 u answerrrr" lmao

  • @Aquarius.Essence313
    @Aquarius.Essence313 8 лет назад +57

    I'm sitting here wondering what was Prince reaction when he watched this lol

  • @aniggawithalightsaber9178
    @aniggawithalightsaber9178 2 года назад +5

    Happy Juneteenth my brothas and sistas! See ya'll here next year!

  • @nelsito4451
    @nelsito4451 9 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine that you struggle to discover the password of a Minecraft file for more than 7 years to realize that the content of the file is this video

  • @fitihab
    @fitihab 8 лет назад +17

    ShamelessMaya and her heartfelt story with Prince was amazing!

  • @obiwashere
    @obiwashere 9 лет назад +44

    back when dc was "chocolate city"

  • @gorrillafist
    @gorrillafist 10 лет назад +7

    1:57 You can HEAR it being digested by his stomach.

  • @th3unn3rv3d3
    @th3unn3rv3d3 9 лет назад +21

    Watermelon with some salt and some fried chicken... it's the shit. Seriously, who the fuck don't like fried chicken and watermelon.

    • @SANxJONERO
      @SANxJONERO 9 лет назад +5

      Th3uNn3rV3d yeah, but he likes watermelon plain.

    • @julio_scissors
      @julio_scissors 9 лет назад +6

      +Th3uNn3rV3d Watermelon and friend chicken should bring people together, not drive them apart.

    • @edwardsmith3532
      @edwardsmith3532 9 лет назад

      Thank you!

    • @sajateacher
      @sajateacher 8 лет назад +1

      +otteaux - Amen, brother. Lol.

    • @mryayayify
      @mryayayify 8 лет назад +2

      Slices are the best way to eat watermelon

  • @ContemporaryCompendium
    @ContemporaryCompendium Год назад +4

    Nick Rekieta brought me here and I'm so thankful. More people need to be like this man. Do your thing and don't give a damn about others.

  • @galenjacobs6005
    @galenjacobs6005 5 месяцев назад +1

    There’s a 0% chance I’d leave my aunt alone with Petey Greene. He’d turn into my uncle

  • @Mao2187
    @Mao2187 3 года назад +3

    I miss Petey. I grew up in the 70s watching him. As a kid I learned about racism, culturalism, overcoming poverty, overcoming drug addiction, becoming someone after incarceration. In DC in the 70s we made our feelings known and weren’t ashamed of sharing what we felt. We always “kept it real”. Petey was at the forefront of this as were other TV shows. All in the family. The Jeffersons.
    We all laughed at ourselves and we weren’t offended. We all had our issues with each other but we knew we were all brothers and sisters underneath it all.

    • @hiawathaclemons
      @hiawathaclemons Год назад

      Don’t forget Sanford And Son

    • @OdaKa
      @OdaKa Год назад

      Nowadays they get offended if kids learn about those things

  • @davidtgunning
    @davidtgunning 11 лет назад +3

    2:03-2:07 = Words to live by

  • @Coldbrewdad
    @Coldbrewdad 8 лет назад +36

    "A TWANG" 👌🏼

  • @Tmiwithjazz
    @Tmiwithjazz 8 лет назад +56

    Hahaha Shameless Maya sent me here. I love Prince even more now that I know he thought this was funny. Who's uncle is this?! Lol

    • @debragilbert2635
      @debragilbert2635 8 лет назад +1

      Me Too!!! 😂😂😂

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 7 лет назад

      TMIwithJazz Wiz Khalifa sent me here

  • @Nichelle_1381
    @Nichelle_1381 2 года назад +4

    Yep-a whole Verzuz brought me here….in 2022

    • @gtoutofthawrld
      @gtoutofthawrld 4 месяца назад +1

      How did a verzuz bring you here?😂

    • @jarsinrules
      @jarsinrules 4 месяца назад

      @@gtoutofthawrld just look up “omarion watermelon” 😂

  • @donlynette
    @donlynette 8 лет назад +14

    Now I wanna go buy a watermelon and eat it like I'm pose tah. Thanks for sending me shameless maya.

  • @WatchMeShred
    @WatchMeShred 12 лет назад +7

    Love this guy. Been a fan for years. He preaches love in a time where it's not popular. His methods are awry, but look at the time he's doing it.

  • @yngwievanhalen9640
    @yngwievanhalen9640 Год назад +10

    Mojang's greatest secret lol

  • @jeff-kf5oe
    @jeff-kf5oe 3 года назад +2

    This is the single most important video ever produced. Needs to be required curriculum in K-12.

  • @Thisnameistaken11
    @Thisnameistaken11 10 лет назад +31

    LAWD have mercy

  • @GS-xn8qo
    @GS-xn8qo 10 лет назад +37

    I have never seen someone being so passionate about how to eat a fruit.

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 10 лет назад +5

      Because people aren't honest. I could do a video just like this about how to mix Iced Tea or savor bacon.

  • @ry8729
    @ry8729 6 лет назад +7

    The closed captioning is having a complete meltdown! LOL

  • @NFSlegend2
    @NFSlegend2 10 лет назад +71

    lord have mercy lol

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 8 лет назад +23

    "don't cut the insides out of no watermelon and mix it with nothing else"
    Can someone explain this triple-negative?

    • @bvanbove
      @bvanbove 8 лет назад +4

      +The Ball Don't cut up a watermelon and mix it with anything else.

    • @PianoGesang
      @PianoGesang 8 лет назад +6

      You're right, he made a mistake, it shoulda been a quintuple: "don't cut no insides out of no watermelon and don't mix it with nothing else", to make it intelligible.

    • @johndoee4511
      @johndoee4511 7 лет назад +7

      it's a southern thing, libshit.

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 7 лет назад +1

      donnsald trump so it's mildly retarded like most southerners

    • @GodOfMySalvationIsYeshua
      @GodOfMySalvationIsYeshua 5 лет назад +1

      If ya ain't gettn it, ya ain't Mercan

  • @catsinflames4598
    @catsinflames4598 7 лет назад +1

    This video is so eighties. I wish we still had programming in low quality, it feels so real.

  • @RottenLG
    @RottenLG 12 лет назад +9

    "Lawd Have Moicy!" Wallamelon right off the vine and I pluck it all the time. LMMFAO! He didn't eat it, he MADE LOVE to that sumbitch!

  • @beans63
    @beans63 10 лет назад +5

    2:02-2:06-- Yup, that"s exactly what I was thinking...lol.

  • @mooncricket2311
    @mooncricket2311 4 года назад +2

    3:26 but you (twang sound effect) TWANG IT ! this guy's something else.

  • @novostranger
    @novostranger Год назад +17

    I'm here from the Minecraft video

  • @purrpocalypse
    @purrpocalypse 16 лет назад +5

    Petey is such a brilliant man. It's too bad that his show was probably never reserved in any form at all, it would be an awesome DVD set.. So sad!

  • @nubiennze
    @nubiennze 11 лет назад +2

    "Now don't mess your shirt up--"
    (unintelligible)
    "Just lay [sic] back!"
    That's the best I can do, lol.

  • @kykithepisces3217
    @kykithepisces3217 8 лет назад +27

    Prince sent this video to Maya because it was so funny. I agree it was very funny & I also got the message of this vid :)

    • @lhamilt
      @lhamilt 8 лет назад +21

      Same. Be yourself. Be shameless.

  • @aubreyknight7563
    @aubreyknight7563 5 лет назад +3

    I fuckin hate watermelon. But Petey was givin it up in this. Joe Louis loved watermelon but was afraid to eat it in public for fear of being stereotyped. Black folks have had a hard history here, but never should we be afraid to enjoy what we do.

  • @jasoncarnell2189
    @jasoncarnell2189 Год назад +2

    “You Put A Twang Of Salt On A Sweet Melon” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blehbleheh
    @blehbleheh 3 года назад +4

    I was white, but after watching this video I'm now 10% black.

  • @haroldrottencock
    @haroldrottencock 10 лет назад +5

    *slurp, *gurgle, *slop, *gulp...

  • @alanmorris7669
    @alanmorris7669 9 месяцев назад +1

    I recorded a lot of his shows on VHS in the early '80s. I moved out of my mom's house in 1986 but I left all of my videos in the basement, in cardboard boxes. When I went back to get them a few months later, my mom had thrown them out.

    • @mutalix
      @mutalix 8 месяцев назад +1

      Damn...that is a crime to lose all that archived media history, my utter condolences 🙏

    • @alanmorris7669
      @alanmorris7669 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@mutalix
      Thanks. My mom was a real bitch.

  • @NikkieRozayAF
    @NikkieRozayAF 11 лет назад +7

    " you put a Twang of salt on a sweet melon" "a twang"

    • @dominicfaison5889
      @dominicfaison5889 3 года назад

      yes mam....if that’s what I should do...i will do 🙂

  • @msbrickhouse70
    @msbrickhouse70 8 лет назад +6

    I am watching this because I was curious of Prince's sense of humor. I miss him soooo much. Thank you Maya for sending me here.

  • @signalsoldier
    @signalsoldier 3 года назад +1

    The ending song is Amazon by Earl Klugh, 1980
    Love the slap bass at the end

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 7 лет назад +3

    I'll always remember Patrice on O&A whenever I see this. RIP, big guy.

  • @GreeyCinza
    @GreeyCinza Год назад +5

    Vim pelo Jiraiya

  • @dubie41feva
    @dubie41feva 2 года назад +2

    Omarion brought me here… he got a watermelon seed where his heart used to be…….

  • @Gigantor60
    @Gigantor60 Год назад +3

    Petey is not lying . Some brothers do not want to eat watermelon around white folks too. Be yourself

    • @karlj6473
      @karlj6473 Год назад +1

      It should have nothing to do with race. Be your self. Michael Jackson was fucked

  • @mochaswiss
    @mochaswiss 8 лет назад +5

    Maya brought me here and I see why Prince found this so funny I laughed so hard and not only was it funny I also got the message and what he was trying to say.

  • @markydan1232
    @markydan1232 26 дней назад +2

    “I know yall at home *chew probably saying to yourself *chew. ‘That’s one ignant 🥷’. But this here is a sweet watermelon!”
    I know that’s right 😭

  • @kalibos
    @kalibos 8 лет назад +8

    HE'S SO EXCITED

  • @metazare
    @metazare 9 лет назад +10

    This has always been comedy gold.

  • @MrBombphoon
    @MrBombphoon 9 дней назад +1

    You know it's been a good few years and I'm starting to think Petey might not have been just talking about Watermelons ...

  • @tdonahue1769
    @tdonahue1769 Год назад +4

    Here from DannyDorito