Moms when you're 1 minute past curfew
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
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Mom's at 9:00:01: WHERE TF ARE YOU (binoculars in hand)
Part 1:
• Moms going through you...
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if ur in cleveland (this weekend), New Jersey or Salt Lake City come to a show this month !
www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Trevor Wallace Your shows are great
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
God damn this is funny
How bout Jackson MS? You have a HUGE fan base here we all love yours and Cherd's content.
Wait Cleveland. Why did I not know about this
"he said the phone is dead? *WELL THERE GOES OUR FAMILY PLAN"*
My man
@Theo you can script bots using c++ to comment based on keyboards found in title and it listens to what is says in the video audibly and makes a transcript and optimizes it to be as relatable to the video. i watched a tutorial on how to make it.
Theo nah he just Lebeautiful
Again??? Lol wtf.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“9 o’clock in military time. 2100. 21. He’s hanging out with ALCOHOLICS!”
Tears 😭😭😂
"he's sipping lean with 21 savage , 21 21 21"
Multiply 21 by 2 and you have 42. 420
"He is drinking at the military base"
Hell yeah, don’t let your kids hang out with soldiers.
@Joeligma69420 my dad was a soldier in the army
He’s got the “sweet baby boy” voice down😂
Kinda sound like james Charles
😂😂
bababoi
Lol HAHAHHA
Aye I do skits like Trevor you should check them out
Asian mother's when it's 1 minute pass curfew: "Hello I would like to adopt a child"
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
True im asian i can relate
As a fellow Asian, I agree
Correct herro I need new kid to make new iPhone
“Hi I’d like to ADOPT another child who won’t LEAVE ME FOR THEIR STUPID WEED FRIENDS”
Trevor has no business being this good at every fricking character
Why am i the first reply
Abhishek Shah I’m 2nd
He is so incredibly talented, it's freaky!! The writing, the filming, the editing...ALL OF IT IS SPOT ON! You can definitely tell he takes his craft very seriously!
4100th like (I know nobody cares)
@@stillapieceofgarbage5270 good for you
This mom has the best predictions about where her son is
48
84
Vikings
You know what Vikings do?
Rape
Bruh lol.
C r o w e bruh lol.
@@rainer9931 w o a h
@@rainer9931 I thought they pillaged too
“Why wouldn’t his phone be dead? He’s dead the phones dead”😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
There goes our family plan
Qa
Ganaa Max 😭😭😭
“He’s like 50% me, a sweetie and like 50% his father… out of the picture” that got me laughing 😂
*”He’s getting drunk at the military base isn’t he? HE IS PLAYING WITH GUNS WITH NO HELMET”*
At all
lol
Sweet baby boy👏🏻 without 👏🏻any adult 👏🏻 supervision 👏🏻
Drunk with gun sound like a good time to me
@@Shreya1097. why are there claps between words, voice typing?
So realistic she didn’t take a single step outside to look for him
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
This is exactly why you buy your mum a few bottles of wine before you leave.
Genius. My brothers and I stuck to getting her weed and pills. But booze is much easier to buy.
Jamie Rose F I see they went the extra mile... wait are you just tryina one up me 😉
@@MattRosvideos hhmmm kinda...except I'm being serious. That's what we did. 😊
Jamie Rose F never question you sincerity maybe we should learn from each other and put the pills and weed in the whine so she’s non the wiser
@@MattRosvideos baha. Laughed out loud to that. Totally.
I love how she managed to fit 3 and a half minutes of her panicking and jumping to conclusions into just one minute past 9
JACOB
Ello
COME HERE ROGHT NOWW
Posted 1 minute ago
That’s me
Cucumber
"DO YOU WANT TO BE MISSING FOR 48 HOURS?!"
LOL
I do that to humans a lot
@@dustspamton5852 Wait a minute
Yes
@@dustspamton5852 Bro?
"He's playing with GUNS without a HELMET!"
Umm helmets protect you from mortar shells and enemy bullets, he doesn’t need a helmet
@@capman8311 r/wooooosh
@@ocow5735 what do you mean, I think you should be wooshed
@@capman8311 i dont think you have an understanding how jokes, or wooshes, work
@@ocow5735 I know how woosh works and also I don’t think YOU get to the joke
"ill give you more fortnite tokens"
My brain:
This man has really gone through the molecular level of a mom and studied it so deeply he actaully calls vbucks fortnite tokens.
Molector? Ya mean molecular? Fuck lol
@@creedns yeah I was too lazy to change it to the correct spelling
That is a good point, didn't notice that at first lol. My mom used to call my gamecube an xbox.
@@galator7205 how can some one call a GAME CUBE an xbox.
@@TYavaJ it's shaped like a box and no one cares about the GameCube since the Wii came out so it makes sense that people would forget it's name or never even know it.
“what’s megan and her stallion talking about”
Bacardi B
Lillian Pumpernickel
NBA YoungBoyProdigy
🤣🤣🤣
kebab ross (kebab bob ross)
My ex's mom was LITERALLY like this. She tried to make a missing persons report when his phone died and he came home an hour late. He was 18 and in university.
😭😭😭
If you are truly concerned about someone missing you don't have to wait 24 hours - call the police and make a report as soon as you think something is wrong. Obviously don't overreact but if somethings wrong the police need time and the earlier the better
@@errhka He texted her from my phone literally explaining that his phone died and that he was fine and she STILL tried to file a missing persons report. She was insane.
My step mother was like holy shit she'd freak the fuck out if I was like 30 seconds late 😂
Bro my mom been like this even tho I’m 19 😂 she knows that i be doing dumb shit all the time 😂
He was filming his GF's onlyfan's account.
.....dude
Adam22 type beat
1k
I wanna see it
Karan Rao YO 😂😂😂
I love how she just turns anything into a reason he’s doing something bad lol
"His phone is dead. OF COURSE his phone is dead. He's dead. His phone's dead. There goes our family plan." That killed me lol
He gona simply breathe then the mom will somehow get that to he is the devil and having you know what with everything with a pulse as he is also doing every drug.
this mother could be an olympian because of how far she jumps
bru
ohhh
@@surya_gives_boner6405 you just got it?
You messed the joke up
#1. You said it wrong
#2. You stole it
I have a hunch that these are all paid actors, the characters are too good.
😑
Monetization
Lol what
Agreed
No no no hes got a point
This comment is now mine. "Puts a blanket on head and runs away"
"Late.. That spells Etal backwards... Italy... He's drinking wine from Italy!"
ok hear me out
Weed from italy
@@oreorf4569 B A S I L
@@oreorf4569 not the innocent boy!
@@blizzit1211 not the sweet baby boy!
@@oreorf4569 oui’d
Bro I can’t even rn 😂🤣💀
“What is top? O drug!” * face palm intensifies*
Trevor: Puts a towel on his head
A few million people: Ah... she’s a woman now.
Exactly!
Shouldn’t it be he’s a woman now but ya true
Yeah cuz he's playing a woman
Tiktok people: oh, it’s a woman
No towel: Trevor
Towel: Kathleen
“E-t-a-l...Italy HES DRINKING WINE FROM ITALY”
Carrus Brick Productions lmao
We saw the video
Will Cubed 😂
I wonder if the mom finds out what's blue waffle
Brilliant😂
“Not to brag but he is 50% me, so 50% a little sweetie and like 50% his father...out of the picture”
I saw the vid too
Got u to 1k likes
@@xdoneshot9055 I'm so impressed ur an actual god
@@clashofmagic6672 😂😂 cheers bro
xd one shot 😂 Thanks! Time to edit my comment and write “Thanks for so many likes guys!!”
not mine but:
This mum should go to the Olympics for how fast she can jump to conclusions
Mmh
Mmmmmm Big Mac
Underrated comment lolol
@@Nietabsthe mom: Big mac. Mac spelled backwards is cam. Oh! He's touching himself to camgirls!
"Jacob - iF tHat iS yOuR rEaL nAmE" - the mother that named him
I love that
what if the father named him
Didn't get the joke huh?
@@JadedOne420 uhh okay?
She thought he was being possessed by a demon lol
“What is late backwards? Etel. Italy. He’s drinking wine in Italy.” xD xD
69 likes sorry but the law permits it
I am so sorry, I gave it one more like making it 70....
@@xxCchie shame
You guys have a curfew? My mom just says “COME HOME NOW” out of nowhere for no reason at all
Pain
Wait hold up your mom let’s you LEAVE??!
My mother just doesn't care about me.
Y'all go outside? Wow. The biggest party I hear about is a sleepover with 3 people. Damn. Agoraphobia is fantastic.
Same
I love how he even puts in the captions “motherly taps”
You know you’re screwed when you walk in the door and she’s sitting smiling at you
"in the bleak mid winter..."
BRO FOR REAL THO🙄
“A nine sideways looks like a fishhook fish drink water he’s drinking water because he’s so hungover”
why Is this accurate
I love how RUclipsrs can do this
"9 o'clock in military time 2100, 21 alcohol. He hanging with alcoholics!"
When I was reading this I heard him say that
“Playing with guns without a helmet” 🤣🤣🤣
Nice pfp
@@1sophish ofc
On a military base. Probably the one place other than a range that your safe with guns
lol
She's a chemistry teacher
I had to look up what "top" was, and holy shit, I cannot stop laughing.
"Why are all of these girls texting my sweet baby angel boy asking if he wants top?!?!"
“Imagine having curfew lmao.”
_This post is sponsored by the homeless people gang._
Damn that’s sad
oof
The got to 1 to 100 real quick-
Just buy a home.
@@xpan-pan-chanrx1685 More like 1 to -100 lol
“why is he always getting top? is that a drug?” best part
What does he mean by top?
Noah oh you sweet sweet innocent child...
Noah don’t ruin your innocence by looking it up 😂
Noah how old r u
@@Zalfabets oh honey.
I can’t believe this man is 27 years old, he doesn’t look past 5
OldSchool I-
To be legal thai is a comedy skit
@@sovereignshark
But the person is still real
Sroll down
I absolutely love the 'moms' attitude with the 'this fiddles outta tune, bitch' lmao 😂
"throw away the key idgaf" 😂
"hello hi I would like to file a missing person's report. My son is dead" literally every Asian mom when you're not home in time
My mom xD
Due to the fact everyone can relate to this, why did you comment about “Asian moms”
@@leopotter2581 Maybe they are asian and they were just trying to make a joke.
Legit 🙃😂
“Why are these girls texting my sweet baby boy Jacob and asking if he wants top?!”
Because Jacob is a goddamn savage
My interpretation of it is it's the girls he's kicking it with asking him if he wants to be on top when they fuck.
I dunno why anyone would ask that, though, I mean who actually PREPLANS sex positions before even seeing one another? It also kinda implies they stay in one position the whole time which, who the hell does that?
Yet I can't think of anything else that could mean, unless the joke is actually that it's not sposed to mean anything at all 😆
@JACKSON FURLONG top means a bl*w job
Damn i guess he's a bottom then
head.
@@illuminocalypse5210 bro what? It means head
My mom called me 58 times when i accidentally fell asleep at my friend's house. I was 19
Edit: Can't believe im still getting replies over a year later. Appreciate yall reminding me how lucky i am to have such caring parents :)
Oh no...
I happy it never happened to me I would block her
58 though
bruh
Imagine what she did to your dad then 😂
“he’s playing with guns without a helmet” SENT ME
“Were you off yeeting in somebody’s wap?”
*i mean I guess that’s one way to put it-*
lmao
No- XD
What does that mean?
No one say
@@darkbluewolf4828 (2)
"WeRe YoU YeEting iN soMe GiRls WaP!?!"
SCREECHING
That is 60 seconds of mom's mind
you’re everywhere
Everywhere I go your there, I'mma gonna call police now
I SEE YOU EVERYWERE!!!!!
Why are you everywhere
"Everywhere I go I see his face"
"When are you gonna tell dad you're having an affair?"
"You know uh did I say 9pm? I meant 9am!"
"Mhm~"
"You just uh do whatever you want"
" *I'm going to bed* "
Let's talk about how he is over 20 and his curfew is 9
Ikr 😂
Hadn’t really thought about it until you pointed it out, I laughed so hard 😂
My curfew was 8:30 when I was 10 while my friends had no curfew
@@Dablooner im 15 and my curfew is 5pm....
i'm asian and it doesn't matter how old i am
4:52
“ITS IN THE NAME JACOB, SHOE. LACE. NOT WAIST LACE. BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT GOES ON YOUR WAIST, YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE ITS *WASTED.* “
Bars.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH
I felt that in my armor
@@alexortiz3063 damn
JUST FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES YOU DONT NEED TO WAIT TO REPORT SOMEONE, IF YOU THINK SOMEONE IS MISSING PLEASE REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY.
And if someone really is missing hire a private investigator, don't wait around for the police 😬
ACAB BABY
rainbowroad the killjoy I generally *heavily* agree with this statement, but if my fiancé went missing, I’d call them. Love makes you do crazy shit.
@State of Wyoming yeah
@@rainbowroadthekilljoy8 nah
You act these out SOOOO WELLL (so well...) that it actually gets me upset at you like you're my mother in this 😂😂😂 it's too good
I edited this so it has a lot of likes but no one knows why
you, sir, have comitted the Crime
@@janeboxxer9511 oh yes I know
@@carnagevanes9640 why have you committed the Crime
Imagine being a 911 operator and getting this call...
*Man with a towel on head*
The whole of the internet...
*ahh yes, a woman*
Ever since the vine days...
tacoburrito Swanson- have a day off twat
tacoburrito Swanson lol u got no likes
Jamie Fehr the vine days 🥺 bro what even made us think things on our heads were different characters
literally what i thought when i first watched thid
0:37 his shadow looks like darth Vader
Oh my god it does
Foreshadowing moms path to the dark side
“Do you want to be missing for 48 hours?” Mans just threatened the cops 😂
T r u e
No he threatened the park security
@@offsznkobe lmaooo
Damn my man Jacob just can’t get a break
Real Mannyy no, he meant brake.
Names Jacob to
Yea cuz he's on that GAS
@@demiveasley4165 gas. Gaaaas. LAUGHING GAS NOOOO! MY JACOB!!
“When are you gonna tell dad you’re having an affair with the tax guy?”
“Did I say 9pm I meant 9am! You can do whatever you want really!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just... you just said what he said in the video and put some emojis at the end.
@@lankyhanky9772 ikr
LankyHanky Best part is in like 4 hours he’s gonna have 10k likes or some shit.
Chill ya'll, this just means that people are highlighting the funniest sentences in the video... please let everyone have fun, idk why people keep coming after such comments....
@@violet4481 Cause there dads left them
I like how trevor uses far fetched logic to find his answers "backwards fish, water, he's getting sober" that kinda stuff
"When you gonna tell dad about the affair?"
"Did I say 9pm? I meant 9am, you can do whatever you want."
Lmfao
*proceeds to go to bed anyways*
“I got some xannex in my room, if you want”
if you look the clock says 9am 3:24
lol very accurate real good at pointing fingers but they never admit fault to anything..
But I thought the dad was out of the picture lol
son: 1 minute late
mother: goes crazy for 5 minute
@@FC_ULTIMATE Now im commenting
I just realized that lmao
@@FC_ULTIMATE stop
Jacob is the type of kid to do the side quests before the main mission
He has an allowance for doing nothing by blackmailing his mom and dad for cheating on each other when if he would tell them they would be much happier with other people but he wouldn’t make the money from blackmailing them but he does it anyway
...
i am
Jacob is the type of kid to blow on a hot cheeto before eating it.
@@borz8328 I don't eat hot cheetos
Damn bro calling me out
5:00
BARS.
Of course! "Top" spelt backwards is "Pot"! *HE'S OUT DOING POT WITH GIRLS!*
Good one...
@@violet4481 bud, how much do you get bullied? Cause it seems that your not fun at parties. If you didnt think it was funny dont say GooD OnE, your not cool.
@@violet4481 ok, i was wrong but most people when they put 3 periods after a sentence, means there being sarcastic. Im sorry
@@violet4481 Ah, ok im sorry have a good one.
@@KrazyStorys oh understandable... that is just a habit.. i put dots everywhere, it is an addiction. 😬 Lol no hard feelings..
I showed this to my step-sister and she said "wait she did this in 1 minute"
What are you doing S T E P B R O ?
I'll leave
@@yoinkface6516 I hate pornhub it's just step family videos now
@@RandomGuy-bb6ru I hate pornhub in general
Xvids for ev lol
@@RobertCOVELL no
we all know if it’s 9:00 pm, Jacob’s either dead or getting a DUI
Lmao the video isn’t even 9 minutes long
You ruined it
@stim yes sir
Generic_white_boy_ 0 he means the time in the vid 9 pm
Generic_white_boy_ 0 bro you slow 😂😂😂
1:23 "getting drunk at a military base and playing with guns WITHOUT A HELMET or any adult supervision"
Nobody:
My dad: "Oh be home before dinner!"
When he makes dinner: Anywhere from 5 to 8:30
Damn i thought that was a time stamp 😂😂😂
@@rashmi7546 me to lol
@@CesarMorales-wv4ks 😂😂😂
@@rashmi7546 ikr XD I only landed on this comment to see the time stamp.
"What is Megan and her stallion talking about, Jacob?" Jacob's mom made me spit my drink
''Hes drinking wine from italy'' I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Just happened
rest in peace c a t
died of laughter
Dude my mom came looking for me cause I was at a friends house OUTSIDE in his property with like 20 other kids at 6:00 after my mom had called me once while I put my phone down so we could all play a game of ghost in the graveyard. Like seriously dude, most embarrassing shit I’ve ever had happen to me. My mom then was crying when I was in the car and apparently my dad went there later cause he didn’t know I was “found”. They literally don’t trust me at all and I’m playing with some friends AT 6 IN THE AFTERNOON.
“What IS a top, a mountain top where he’s smoking weed? Why are these girls texting my sweet baby boy if he wants top.” “Is it a drug? I want top! Who’s got top!”
wait what does top mean
@Chuppi Chuppi english isn’t my native language, can you explain what “top” means? I’m trying to learn slang
@@MikeOck88 I'm guessing the girl wanted to get on top of him.
@@MikeOck88 don't worry I have been here awhile and I don't know what it means.
@@MikeOck88 top is a bl*w job
He’s playing with guns without a helmet.😂
So if you play with guns with a helmet than it’s ok
He’s riding a skateboard without the safety on
Bro went from the number nine to drink water and being hungover 🤣
“Playing with guns without a helmet”
😂
Yeah playing with guns and with helmets, or with a helmet is safe
One time I forgot my helmet. Let just say it got ugly
"I'll tell you what goes on your waist, your life because its wasted" lol 😂😂😂
Bars.
“Well let me ask you this, do you want to be missing for 48 hours?” Best mother threat 😂
I loved it so much 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
olddddddddsssddnsndjfigodo
Love her conclusions from the smallest things😂😂😂
As soon as Jakob said “have you told dad that you are having an affair with the tax guy” she went from 😡 to “well sh-💩”
Her: he’s late it’s fine, what is late backwards etal Italy he’s drinking wine from Italy
Me: she would be a good English teacher ngl
(Turns 9:00)
Mom: *So, you have chosen death.*
@Geo-Pop-Boy F R I E N D S it means she think he's dead dummy
@Geo-Pop-Boy F R I E N D S exactly
@Geo-Pop-Boy F R I E N D S take a joke
@Geo-Pop-Boy F R I E N D S it’s a joke.
“I’ll tell you what on your waist, your life, cuz it’s wasted.”
Got me dead
😂💀
My dad legit scolded me for being 1 minute late over the curfew because "if it was a train it would have left already"
Bro if I miss a train once and my mum finds out I never stop hearing about for the next year
wish that was true
But then again, it’s not a train
If they’re able to fill a train, not a subway, in under one minute, they’re some fuckin speed runners
You don't have to be missing for 48 hours to have a report filled of someone is truly missing file a report asap!!!! Love the video
It's insane how that's a law at so many places, I would much rather waste a small amount of resources trying to find a missing teen kid whoever who may been in danger then wait 48 hours just to be sure they didn't runaway and risk their life.
@@sarcasm8007 it isn't anywhere, it's just a myth. When filling missing report police take into consideration context. Like, is the kid 13, went to friends house, was supposed to be back at 7 pm, and now it's 7:20 pm, but he just doesn't answer his phone? Police officer is going to advise to wait a little bit, but they will also send a patrol around neighborhood, at the path from friends home to his home. But if, for example, you come home at 5 pm, he was supposed to be at home from school at 2 pm, he isn't home, his phone is in his room, and kitchen window was open, then their reaction is much more dynamic and is highly prioritised.
@@Lord1885 yea, and I’m pretty sure police actually say the first 48 hours are the most important
full on!! if there is absolute probable cause, you don't have to wait the 24-48 hours, even tho they push for it and show it so much in media. if you 100% truly believe someone is missing because of x, y, z, call and explain.
they'll take some cases to higher priority like when my disabled dad was missing for hours vs someone being late and not picking up their phone, however still call.
@@Lord1885 its a former law in i believe one single town and the outrage made it so big that now people believe that is what is actually true
"what is megan and her stallion talking about" this had me dying haha
“Sweet baby boi”
Correct title: White moms when you don’t text her back after 0.001seconds
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all moms do this my mom won't even let me go outside this was before the quarantine
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The mom: says hes 21
Also the mom: *hes without supervision*
Me: *visible confusion*
that's part of the joke
If Trevor were an immigrant parent he wouldn’t even be fazed about the fact that his son knows about his affair
This shouldn't be this relatable
I thought he was gonna go like: E T AL, ethyl, ALCOHOL
The fact that nothing that “she’s” saying makes sense is the most relatable part😂
3:25 "Hi Jacob, if that is your real name".
honestly i was suprised that she didn't turn "top" around to spell pot
Fish drink water...
Me: he drowned
He's drinking water...
Me: that's better lol
Plot twist: She was doing drugs and her kid was in front of her
Lol
Mothers do be jumping to conclusions like this smh
''He's at a military base without a helmet'' XDDDDDD bro that's every mom