The Assassin That Beat An EVERSOR! - The Most INCREDIBLE MUTANT ASSASSIN In Warhammer 40k EXPLAINED

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  • @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods
    @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods  Год назад +552

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  • @DominatorLegend
    @DominatorLegend Год назад +16910

    "She had the ability to lay eggs"
    That right there, that was the instant this whole ordeal took an unexpected turn.

    • @berkaltuglu8140
      @berkaltuglu8140 Год назад +174

      Ye

    • @whitefox3189
      @whitefox3189 Год назад +758

      Egg laying means there can be more.
      People would have likely put them on a to do list otherwise and not Top Priority.

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack Год назад +205

      how else would she get her protein

    • @WildZephyr
      @WildZephyr Год назад +460

      He should have mentioned it was never confirmed all the hatchlings were destroyed

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 Год назад +416

      Big "now draw her giving birth" vibes

  • @IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_o
    @IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_o 6 месяцев назад +1723

    "Hey, let's create a hybrid between a pixar mom, the alien queen from said franchise and name it like a german street, what should go wrong?"

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant Месяц назад +21

      wait.... which pixar mom are you talking about?

    • @Tairakrakan6372
      @Tairakrakan6372 Месяц назад +43

      ​@@Become-EggplantAn incredible mom

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant Месяц назад +11

      @@Tairakrakan6372 ah..... Oh ......

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Месяц назад +15

      And give her the powers of Alex Mercer

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta Месяц назад +4

      They recreated Species

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 6 месяцев назад +561

    “Hey…. Do you think it’s a good idea to make a creature this dangerous?”
    “Shut up and keep shoving every possible red flag into it”

    • @PandoraNR
      @PandoraNR 27 дней назад +21

      The ultimate goth girl

    • @N2and2Uzi
      @N2and2Uzi 26 дней назад +7

      Look, they gotta see something nice in a while to not go insane

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 4 дня назад

      It’s an assassin. It’s supposed to be dangerous.

    • @samuelfawell9159
      @samuelfawell9159 4 дня назад

      @@GusCraft460 yeah… and then it got away…

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 4 дня назад

      @@samuelfawell9159 well it was not supposed to do that.

  • @ChickenRanler
    @ChickenRanler 11 месяцев назад +2035

    “She has the ability to lay eggs” it’s time to play Gues That Authors Fetish

    • @thememer3540
      @thememer3540 8 месяцев назад +135

      Oviposition. A type of a breeding kink. Strangwly not neccesearly connected to the furry fandom. Tho can be.

    • @AnAbsoluteUnit
      @AnAbsoluteUnit 8 месяцев назад +43

      What did the Maeorus Temple anticipate? She became a human made Tyranid.

    • @satzbau9185
      @satzbau9185 8 месяцев назад +43

      what happens when Black Library authors watch Species before a deadline
      afterword: not a bad thing. They should consider this more often.

    • @thomasbardoux1692
      @thomasbardoux1692 7 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@AnAbsoluteUnit to their credit, so far off in the future, they clearly lost jurassic park as a warning tale

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@thememer3540ya but y we’re u so quick with it oof 🤨😚

  • @floppycheese96
    @floppycheese96 Год назад +122

    "trust me bro, its canonically accurate make her as caked up as possible"

  • @cabaloflore8754
    @cabaloflore8754 Год назад +1729

    "Designed to kill multiple people at once" -
    Eversor with Nuke in his chest "I feel like your not taking this serious"

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 11 месяцев назад +11

      What?

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 9 месяцев назад +10

      *you're

    • @JakeSmith-em5sh
      @JakeSmith-em5sh 8 месяцев назад

      You guys are ass clowns. His comment is great.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 8 месяцев назад +87

      ​@@XD-sc4ix The chemical compounds in an Eversors' bloodstream are so volatile that if their heart stops beating, their body will explode with enough force to kill power armor-wearing astartes

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@thebighurt2495 that's still not nuke level that's krak grenade maybe melta bomb at best but it's still FAR from a nuke

  • @xlastxonex666
    @xlastxonex666 Год назад +1440

    "....She had the ability to lay eggs."
    *video cuts off.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +6

      E

    • @TheFlood911
      @TheFlood911 11 месяцев назад +21

      Well that might of ended fast.... but rule 34 is faster.

    • @IGuyAF
      @IGuyAF 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheFlood911No! You must resist Slaanesh’s influence!

    • @rezaganjizadeh4263
      @rezaganjizadeh4263 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@TheFlood911 we only make protcol 34 copies of the emperor's flaming sword

  • @Hyde-dg7ef
    @Hyde-dg7ef Год назад +8436

    The worst part? No one is sure that they destroyed all of her eggs

    • @chrollo1088
      @chrollo1088 Год назад +155

      Wtf

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef Год назад +907

      @@chrollo1088 the imperium destroyed all of her eggs that they found but they arent sure that they destroyed EVERY egg

    • @KatamariCruza
      @KatamariCruza Год назад +483

      ​@@Hyde-dg7efthat is always the terrifying thought when we have Kerrigan 9,000 hatching somewhere .

    • @adamqutaefan8969
      @adamqutaefan8969 Год назад +129

      ​@@KatamariCruzamore like the M.C from prototype

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 Год назад +43

      @@adamqutaefan8969 heh, prototype

  • @mercifulmoff
    @mercifulmoff Год назад +621

    What you forgot to mention is that when they tried to exterminate the eggs, some of them hatched and the *infants* ate an entire detachment of Imperial Guardsmen.

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr Месяц назад +23

      wtf

    • @assassinzakral7023
      @assassinzakral7023 Месяц назад

      Burn the planet.....

    • @francohealy
      @francohealy 27 дней назад +12

      Were they even humanoid (her offspring, not the Guardsmen)?

    • @BigWhiskey09
      @BigWhiskey09 19 дней назад +2

      Straight nightmare fuel

    • @j.baxter4265
      @j.baxter4265 19 дней назад +10

      My question is, who’s the madman who thought to fertilize those eggs?

  • @necron8992
    @necron8992 Год назад +202

    "i can fix he- *is instantly murdered and turned into biomass*

    • @dempalette2414
      @dempalette2414 7 месяцев назад

      Wouldn't that mean that you are technically inside her...

    • @Helmet_enthusiast
      @Helmet_enthusiast Месяц назад +7

      worth it

    • @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY
      @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY Месяц назад +8

      Would...

    • @shadowdragon349
      @shadowdragon349 Месяц назад +5

      @@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY I guess thats ONE way to fix her in a sense

    • @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY
      @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY Месяц назад

      @@shadowdragon349 what can I say? I love me a women who can actual kill me. And for this case, crush me into a bloody pile of gore.

  • @xboxstudent
    @xboxstudent Год назад +2581

    You forgot to mention that before the Assassin Temples and the Imperial Fists came in to end her. The Imperium had to make a deal with Xenos and Chaos to weaken her for a little bit by unleashing 2 big Orks WAAAGH! and a total onslaught of a World Eaters warband that consists mainly of Berzerkers. This shows how ridiculously OP she is.

    • @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods
      @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods  Год назад +503

      Was in the original script but couldn't make it into the final 60 seconds ;)

    • @NRV0
      @NRV0 Год назад +240

      ...........Excuse me?!

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 Год назад +217

      ​@@DeadliftsForTheDarkGodsMake a part 2, explaining the tactics of these monsters, everyone will watch.

    • @xboxstudent
      @xboxstudent Год назад +217

      @NRV0 Yea, the whole story about this Legionstrasse Assassin is a badly written lore, and sadly, it's canon just the like The War of the Beast series

    • @xboxstudent
      @xboxstudent Год назад +157

      @NRV0 Yea, you heard it right. The Imperium, in this case, the Assassin Temple Masters and the Inquisition, made a deal with the Orks and the World Eaters CSM warband to kill that Legionstrasse thing by raiding her current-base planet.

  • @SheepyPanda95
    @SheepyPanda95 Год назад +2918

    I don't need to say "Hear me out". I'm down right gonna say that *I WOULD SMAS-*

    • @ClubQRoundDeux
      @ClubQRoundDeux Год назад +222

      **BLAM**

    • @SheepyPanda95
      @SheepyPanda95 Год назад +177

      @@ClubQRoundDeux "uses sign language"
      *I WOULD SMAS-*

    • @7ElevenTruther
      @7ElevenTruther Год назад +172

      ​@@SheepyPanda95**SLICES OFF ARMS WITH CHAINSWORD**

    • @HandsomeLad69
      @HandsomeLad69 Год назад +146

      Mutant mommy

    • @LipColt
      @LipColt Год назад

      Then you take off her skintight suit and it's an abomination underneath, much like a Daemonette. I'd suggest to go with the tried and true Callidus. Who doesn't like long braided gingers wearing Lycra bodysuits?

  • @ObsidianAmeth
    @ObsidianAmeth Год назад +391

    That one line "she laid eggs" in the lore can start an entire series of fanmade assassins.

  • @elishaschoonover8914
    @elishaschoonover8914 5 месяцев назад +100

    "She had the ability to lay eggs."
    Wai-Wait, wait, wait, wait! You can't just end with THAT!

    • @Stormfarer-bf3vt
      @Stormfarer-bf3vt Месяц назад +12

      The worst part? The imperium destroyed all of her eggs that they found.
      That they found.
      The imperium may be far reaching, but it is not all-knowing

    • @elishaschoonover8914
      @elishaschoonover8914 Месяц назад

      @@Stormfarer-bf3vt Yeah... That's not comforting.

    • @Stormfarer-bf3vt
      @Stormfarer-bf3vt Месяц назад

      @@elishaschoonover8914 never said it would be.

    • @elishaschoonover8914
      @elishaschoonover8914 Месяц назад

      @@Stormfarer-bf3vt Fair point.

    • @assassinzakral7023
      @assassinzakral7023 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@elishaschoonover8914 Some hatched and ate a guardmen regiment that was sent to destroy said eggs

  • @milkuetea
    @milkuetea 6 месяцев назад +23

    brothers... lend me strength for i cannot let myself fall into temptation

    • @N2and2Uzi
      @N2and2Uzi 26 дней назад +1

      FALL INTO THE MADNESSSSSE

  • @DeadGothicRed
    @DeadGothicRed Год назад +6951

    I wonder if her being like a Pixar mom was intentional or just a side effect

    • @SalviHippo
      @SalviHippo Год назад

      She’s not thicc enough imo to be in Pixar Mommy/proper MILF territory imo.

    • @jamesmahon6788
      @jamesmahon6788 Год назад +1615

      All that biomass has to be stored somewhere

    • @BM-yy8db
      @BM-yy8db Год назад +1075

      They spent a lot of time and resources genesplicing her entire bakery

    • @MKx2_05
      @MKx2_05 Год назад +247

      @@jamesmahon6788 well yes of course

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Год назад +194

      I bet it was pretty much by design.

  • @AfroMan187
    @AfroMan187 Год назад +2081

    The Inquisition: "We must purge the mutant, the alien, the heretic."
    Also the Inquisition: Literally mashes all 3 together and gives it a job and a 401k

    • @TraciPeteyforlife
      @TraciPeteyforlife Год назад

      Yeah. This is why I believe that the Inquisition must be purged. They serve their own petty desires. Not the Emperor anymore.

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 Год назад +147

      For once, I don't think this is something we can blame the Inquisition for. The Officio Assassinorum often works with the Inquisition, but they're not Inquisitorial troops. As far as I can tell, this ill-advised venture was an Assassinorum operation, not an Inquisitorial one.

    • @brotalosky
      @brotalosky Год назад +29

      How did this not result in an Exterminatus of the officio Assassinorum or at least the ones involved in this horrid experiment

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 Год назад +27

      @@brotalosky My guess is that it's related to the current Grand Master of Assassins, Fadix, having been instrumental in beheading the conspiracy that sought to topple Guilliman: Fadix seems to have the support of the powers that be, and this likely makes it very hard for anyone to make overt moves against the Officio Assassinorum.
      For his part, I expect Fadix has made efforts to deal with the officials behind the Maeorus project internally: not so much because of the heresies involved in its development, but because the Imperial Fists needed to be called in to deal with the rogue Assassin. If it looks as though the Officio Assassinorum can't clean up their own garbage, they lose prestige on the Senatorum Imperialis.

    • @tahmkench118
      @tahmkench118 Год назад +5

      ​@@stephenwood6663
      How do you know this, was it specifically stated in the lore are are you just making up your own source lmfao

  • @redsunsoverparadise
    @redsunsoverparadise 9 месяцев назад +117

    "I told you Eversor, you can't handle tyranidussy."

  • @Dinoenthusiastguy
    @Dinoenthusiastguy Год назад +38

    They created the assassin by breeding Alex Mercer with a Pixar mom

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 8 месяцев назад +3

      Mercer was certainly one lucky bastard then.

  • @bloodydove5718
    @bloodydove5718 Год назад +1827

    Yea using Tyranid DNA... who signed off on that?

    • @1_Hades_3
      @1_Hades_3 Год назад +136

      You'd be surprised.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Год назад +125

      And then she can lays eggs

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 Год назад +46

      @@1_Hades_3 lol for some reason it doesnt surprise me that i'd be surprised

    • @friendlycanadian3150
      @friendlycanadian3150 Год назад +133

      Yeah throw in tyranid dna into are chimera assassin but god forbid you make an autoloader for are warships!

    • @1krani
      @1krani Год назад

      Same morons who infected a healthy world with Genestealers to study how they spread. World needed Exterminatus in the end.

  • @TokenWhiteGuyAGR
    @TokenWhiteGuyAGR Год назад +863

    ASSASSin.

  • @shuukenji6585
    @shuukenji6585 Год назад +426

    She has that Mutant biomASS

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 Год назад +34

    Damn this comment section is true survivor of the six circle of seduction

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 10 месяцев назад +13

    This shit is why the Assasinorum needs more supervision.

  • @fawnmantella
    @fawnmantella Год назад +6034

    Boys, hear me out…

    • @imsomnia8518
      @imsomnia8518 Год назад +1037

      i can fix her

    • @berkaltuglu8140
      @berkaltuglu8140 Год назад +416

      I can fix her

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef Год назад +208

      well, not much of a point since shes actually dead
      if you want you can try finding her offspring tho good luck trying to find her eggs

    • @therevanchist2869
      @therevanchist2869 Год назад +298

      My brother in Christ what heresy have you committed? 💀

    • @kdasmall5758
      @kdasmall5758 Год назад +87

      No i will not hear you out, you durty heratic!😂

  • @DreYeon
    @DreYeon Год назад +1639

    Damm what a waste i could have fixed her 🗿

  • @LordOmnissiah
    @LordOmnissiah Год назад +772

    So basically they made a cross between Mercer from Prototype and a Xenomorph Queen…that’s absolutely horrifying.

    • @davidhenriksson285
      @davidhenriksson285 Год назад +58

      Mmmmm Prototype

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 Год назад +54

      just when they were listing what was needed to kill her I was like "I thought this list would end 4 entries ago"

    • @Glitchedpixel5
      @Glitchedpixel5 Год назад +34

      Im glad im not the only one who thought of prototype

    • @tiberiusdawn2042
      @tiberiusdawn2042 Год назад +18

      Imagine mercer in 40k

    • @WillBeTrollin
      @WillBeTrollin Год назад +17

      No that's absolutely 'mommifying' if you get what I mean ;)

  • @spookyskeleton4257
    @spookyskeleton4257 Год назад +8

    Why the quack am i getting "Mommy" vibes from Legienstrasse?

  • @zeronone8921
    @zeronone8921 11 месяцев назад +11

    Humanity: Death to all Xenos, Mutants, abominations!
    Human: Hey guys see what I made!"
    Human: Awesome, nothing going wrong there.

  • @simbriant
    @simbriant Год назад +185

    "...she eventually went rogue."
    Yea, big surprise there lol

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 7 месяцев назад +7

      "When the illegal experiment goes rogue for the 44.987th time"
      Imperium: *Shocked*

  • @f.palmero5010
    @f.palmero5010 Год назад +826

    In other news, Imperium invents weapon so powerful it could wipe out the Imperium, somehow Imperium wins again.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +118

      But barely, and with a cliffhanger, like 95% of 40k stories.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Год назад +42

      I mean it was 1 v everyone and it was meant to be an assassin, they usually aren't known for their aggressive and blatant attacks.
      If it was built to be just a straight up weapon of war they could drop into play like Angron is then they probably wouldn't have won.

    • @Deide423
      @Deide423 Год назад +14

      ​@@Nyghtkingi mean, Eversors are Assassins too, sooo...:V

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Год назад

      @@Deide423 Yeah but i'm pretty sure after a while they'll die from the extreme over-stimulation they're under, since the chemicals in them are so volatile that on death they literally explode, as they tend to wipe everyone out quickly and then get put back ins stasis.

    • @herolumierelumanite1608
      @herolumierelumanite1608 Год назад +29

      When the enemy is built to destroy the imperium you just need to be more imperium to solve it.

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 8 дней назад +3

    Not even the emperor could pull me out

  • @wellthatsokay8582
    @wellthatsokay8582 7 месяцев назад +5

    “She had the ability to play eggs 🥚 “ - the line up of possible baby daddy’s was mentioned two seconds prior to that statement

  • @jeambeam3173
    @jeambeam3173 Год назад +286

    Adds Tyranid DNA....goes rogue wow no one could see that coming lmao

    • @HalfBreedMix
      @HalfBreedMix Год назад +13

      Needs more Space Dinosaur Insect,,,,,,,, ahhhh yeah, just right 😘

    • @ICECAPPEDSKY
      @ICECAPPEDSKY Год назад

      Would’ve been better off using Eldar DNA. Anything with Tyranid DNA is attached to the hive mind in some way no matter what

    • @TheDevilslayer101
      @TheDevilslayer101 Год назад +9

      Fr tho, as a Tyranid player I would like to congratulate whatever idiot thought this was a good idea. It's like they never heard of a genestealer because that's exactly what they just created. A crazy OP genestealer.

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 Год назад +195

    She’s like the sentinels from future Past but cranked up to 11

  • @goog5980
    @goog5980 Год назад +145

    So basically Alex Mercer but like a queen xenomorph as well

  • @Captain40K
    @Captain40K Год назад +821

    Whats with assassin's in 40K being so thicc?

    • @StrokeSkull
      @StrokeSkull Год назад +174

      Skin tight clothing goes HARD

    • @artem2496
      @artem2496 Год назад +124

      Maybe to distract the target

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Год назад +103

      The genetically fittests humans and in addition to physical fitness and exertion are usually good looking.

    • @kosherbeefcake
      @kosherbeefcake Год назад +34

      That says more about OP's pic selection 💀

    • @rickplayzyt6277
      @rickplayzyt6277 Год назад +51

      It's in the title, why else are they called AssAssin?

  • @lucasrodillo6739
    @lucasrodillo6739 6 месяцев назад +6

    God Emperor, forgive me for what I'm about to do

  • @Insimious
    @Insimious Год назад +24

    Calling an eversor a "assasin" is like calling a thermonuclear ballistic missile a hand grenade

    • @Vizzixietii1010
      @Vizzixietii1010 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's a very effective hand Grenade

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 6 месяцев назад

      @@Vizzixietii1010 A thermal detonator.

    • @IGuyAF
      @IGuyAF 6 месяцев назад

      They’re still stealthy though, cos they leave no witnesses

  • @gordontheseal
    @gordontheseal Год назад +82

    “She had the ability to lay eggs”
    Fuck it burn the galaxy.

    • @aidansharp5244
      @aidansharp5244 Год назад

      Naw fuck that, nuke the universe.

    • @death_player1885
      @death_player1885 3 месяца назад +3

      Horus comes somehow back to life: "I'll make the Galaxy burn"

  • @ectorwillis9228
    @ectorwillis9228 Год назад +108

    You can't just end with, she can lay eggs. 😂😭

    • @tristanmiskwa6830
      @tristanmiskwa6830 8 месяцев назад +4

      with such a hard cutoff too, it was like someone backhanded me

  • @SockieTheSockPuppet
    @SockieTheSockPuppet Год назад +124

    That's enough Heresy to make even Horus to go "What the f&%$?!?!"

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 9 месяцев назад

      She even slaughter a tons of Orks and Khorne Berzerkers during the process. A thing that can make four Chaos Gods wage Battle Royale against each other until only one left to have her.

    • @rezaganjizadeh4263
      @rezaganjizadeh4263 Месяц назад

      ​@@superspies32 only khorne would be horny for that amount of slaughter while tzeench will just troll him by making her disappear in the warp

  • @Ryo-kunze
    @Ryo-kunze Год назад +3

    She Double Caked Up DAMN!

  • @avoughtf4u-4corsair19
    @avoughtf4u-4corsair19 Год назад +37

    Alpha males: "Would"
    Sigma males: *WILL*

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 8 месяцев назад

      If I could I would and I will if given the chance

  • @Mr.Crow1984
    @Mr.Crow1984 Год назад +397

    Poor Lysander, he prob has ptsd when he thinks of this monster. She drove him to bracking point, killed hundreds upon hundreds of his brothers, killed the emperors champion, killed the asasins, and even survived a nuke.
    From what a rember of the story, lysander impaled her into the eversor, killing the assasin and trigering his internal nuke. Lysander used her as a shield from the explotion, but he was extremly injured after. Only to look up and see with horro how she started to just regenerate back to normal

    • @Mikey-Wil
      @Mikey-Wil Год назад +57

      For situations like this I'm kinda surprised the imperium or any other factions don't just use more nukes and missiles. Or death beams from above. Is there any reason why?

    • @justrollin6734
      @justrollin6734 Год назад

      @@Mikey-WilI think it’s to make sure they really are dead, so many problems show up because they go “oh we dropped a nuke, they’re definitely dead!” When really they’ve just faked their deaths and end up coming back stronger than before

    • @kinman3051
      @kinman3051 Год назад +5

      ​@@Mikey-Wilgood question

    • @Mr.Crow1984
      @Mr.Crow1984 Год назад +32

      @@Mikey-Wil i guess that it is for the same reason that the nuke didn't work on her. I think stuff in 40k is just way to tuff for conbentional nukes to do something.
      Just think about it, the nuke the eversor has inside of him is supposed to be extremly powerfull (lore sources are mixed, but some say it can wipe an entire army or even a big country). The legionstrace just shrugs and starts to regen, and even lysander is capable of surviving (i know he has plot armor but still)

    • @thecarlob_007
      @thecarlob_007 Год назад +14

      @@Mr.Crow1984how about they just exterminatus the planet? They have no problem doing that for most other situations.

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 Год назад +135

    We're hitting levels of heresy that should be impossible!

  • @matthewrolfe23
    @matthewrolfe23 Год назад +92

    imperial fist: Oh sure, whenever our successor chapter speaks against the action. they're attacked
    yet when you create something of that monster, nobody bets an eye
    inquisitor: want to end up like the Celestial lion's?
    (imperial fist leans in up close)
    imperial fist: ask again, and it won't be long until guilliman and lionial finds out what you did to the space wolves chapter with your grey knights.
    inquisitor backs away: you're on thin grounds here
    imperial fist: we've built this fortress...try again

    • @1krani
      @1krani Год назад +9

      When you're a Fist, you're on thin ground only until you grab hold of a shovel.

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility Год назад +14

      The fists have the templars on speed dial whenever the inquisition tries shit

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Год назад +6

      "You are banking on the chance that we will die before the words got out, you manage to make it looks like an accident or nobody would care about it. We didn't know the inquisition is that terrible at math these days because while we acknowledge the probability of any of that happening is none zero, you of all people should know how slim it is."

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Год назад

      Imperial Fists are the whipping boys of the Imperium, Lamenters aside when sh*t rains from above it is them or their successors who tend to bear the brunt of that deluge of crap.

    • @SamerAN1985
      @SamerAN1985 Год назад +2

      Context

  • @krazykat8362
    @krazykat8362 Год назад +12

    “She had the ability to lay eggs-“ *immediately gets wiped out by the inquisition*

  • @wombobox
    @wombobox Месяц назад +2

    Log 1 “we invented an invincible killing machine with biotech”
    Log2 “it escaped”

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 Год назад +67

    Eversor:WRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!
    Legenstrausse: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!

  • @Niel_albatrozz
    @Niel_albatrozz Год назад +77

    The egg part was literally how most mutant/ alien horror films end

  • @colebarton3726
    @colebarton3726 Год назад +83

    So a assassin that was given xenos gene steroids and some unknown prisoners and then went on a rampage that took both 2 assassins and some space marines to take her down.

    • @21pope
      @21pope Год назад

      It took 2 whole WHAAG’s and a Khornate rampage made of chaos space marines just to weaken her enough to let the raiding party even a slight chance to kill her

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Год назад +33

      A Culexus,An Eversor,a whole ass platoon of Veterans,TWO FUCKING ORK WAAAGH AND A PACT WITH A CHAOS WARBAND TO JUST WEAKEN HER ENOUGH

    • @159tony
      @159tony Год назад +15

      She dominated the world eaters and the khornate daemons with them..
      She curb stomped them so hard they bent over in submission and bowed their heads to this thing.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Год назад +5

      That's a somewhat reductive way to look at it.

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 11 месяцев назад +4

    The imperium on it’s way to sterilise entire solar systems, but being incapable of sterilising their own abominations:

  • @anti_furry292
    @anti_furry292 Год назад +2

    My brother started drooling for no reason

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon Год назад +722

    "In the name of the God Emperor, I'd smash so hard."
    "With a thunder hammer?"
    "...."
    "With a thunder hammer, right, brother?"

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded Год назад +29

      good thing im apart of nothing, fuck everything

    • @commitleavegame
      @commitleavegame Год назад +21

      ​@@zaBeheaded by killing them right?
      Right?

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded Год назад +22

      @@commitleavegame that’s for you to decide, and for me to choose

    • @contented_user
      @contented_user 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@zaBeheadedquite the plot twist*sips some coffee*

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt 10 месяцев назад +3

      We don't judge brother

  • @axellenhart7890
    @axellenhart7890 Год назад +18

    The temple grand master when the ad mech asked how did he want its assassin: Extra thick!

  • @wilsonvalentin1602
    @wilsonvalentin1602 Год назад +107

    Also, this monster was a true pain in the ass for the Imperium. The Officio Assassinorum didn’t want the Administratum to know about her existence, after all, her whole creation was heretical. They went to conflict with the Mechanicus because they wouldn’t let them make her. To maintain her a secret once she went rogue, they went to Chaos, forming cults so daemons and World Eaters could invade the planet she was in and lay the power of Exterminatus on it. That ended up backfiring, because not only she assimilated the DNA of the chaos Space Marines, but even force the daemons to retreat. Even fucking bombing her with a Everson didn’t work. She just stood up after the explosion. After losing ENTIRE COMPANIES, the Imperial Fists finally killed her… Only to realize that she had laid eggs through the galaxy, with DNA of Orks, Space Marines and Tyrannids.

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Год назад

      Okay.....what the fuck....WHY THE FUCK did they even try genetical crossing with various DNAs?
      This sumbitch with surely survive a Phosphex Borbardment alike.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Год назад +14

      So basically she is the mother of a new subspecies of humans especially if the offspring have genders and look like humans.

    • @duskyrc1373
      @duskyrc1373 Год назад +13

      More likely the mother of a new Tyrannid offshoot.
      How crazy do you have to be to even contemplate making something like this? They didn't make an assassin, they made a damn supersoldier for the Tyrannids.

    • @managarn8038
      @managarn8038 Год назад +11

      @@duskyrc1373 i jsut imagine the hivemind connecting to it like "Wtf Nice desgin, but i dont remember making this one."

    • @elnovillomapuchedehomerus2412
      @elnovillomapuchedehomerus2412 Год назад +2

      The daemons and chaos marines didn't retreated they joined and follow her commands upon seeing how ultra-violent and sadisctic she was they began praying for her instead of praying for khorne

  • @Grand_master666
    @Grand_master666 Год назад +5

    She got the real cake frfr

  • @spinosaurs6
    @spinosaurs6 Год назад +3

    "You know the tyranids?"
    "sure"
    "what if we just did their job for them?...."

  • @kasavangovender7313
    @kasavangovender7313 Год назад +28

    That incident which maybe a big problem that can turn into an exterminatus level threat in time, but in the 40K universe, everyone forgot about it and moved onto the next Eldritch horror.

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns Год назад +39

    “The temple’s goal was to create a target that could kill multiple targets at once”
    Yeesh, the Assassinorum really went full overachiever to meet that initial thesis.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад +5

      They really should have been satisfied with the dudes with implanted nukes.
      Ain't like hapless peasants are a scarce resource in the Imperium.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 11 месяцев назад

      That's because the short didn't properly explain it. The reason they made the maerorus temple was because as good and powerful as the other assassins are they relied too much on stealth and the element of surprise and that once they lost those advantages they really weren't effective beyond that with their survivability rapidly decreasing, combined with the fact that even the eversor the one more oriented towards direct combat than the other assassins was far from a one-man-army and could be overwhelmed and killed not to mention that the temple assassins lacked versatility and were ultimately all one-trick ponies. That's why they created legientrasse they not only wanted a versatile assassin that didn't had to rely on stealth and the element of surprise to survive and achieve the temple's goals but that would also not fold the moment it faces heavy resistance and succeed in it's goals even if it failed the first time and the officio assassinorum can't afford to fail since last time it did the siege of Vraks happened

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@clothar23implanted nukes? There's no such a thing dude

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 11 месяцев назад

      @@XD-sc4ix Nuke maybe a bit hyperbole but Eversor assassins can detonate mate. With enough force to turn fully armoured Astartes into pink mist.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 11 месяцев назад

      @@clothar23 that's sure powerful but it's still not enough to make it a one-man-army especially since the armor of the imperial assassins in general is arguably weaker than imperial guard issue carapace armor. and the eversor only detonate once it's dead

  • @rasyian
    @rasyian Год назад +191

    No I'm not going to hear anyone out

    • @northernalpine4350
      @northernalpine4350 Год назад +26

      yes. *_you will_*

    • @xeronicus
      @xeronicus Год назад +18

      To quote a certain doctor that deals with certain horny SCPs....NONE OF YOU COULD STOP ME

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Год назад +3

      Trust me on this one

    • @apex1171
      @apex1171 Год назад +3

      here me out though

    • @mrsamuel5572
      @mrsamuel5572 Год назад +2

      I'll MAKE you HEAR it

  • @markzofcin9003
    @markzofcin9003 11 месяцев назад +4

    Anything that singlehandedly needs an eversor to *help* kill is massively powerful imo

  • @thedude5449
    @thedude5449 Год назад +162

    I feel like we got a little cut off at the eggs detail 😂

    • @PapitoQinn
      @PapitoQinn Год назад +8

      Exactly. I was like: Wait, what?

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef Год назад +6

      @@PapitoQinn lemme fill in with what I know: she has laid many eggs and no one is sure that they destroyed all of them

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 Год назад +9

      ​@@PapitoQinnless than fun fact: some of those eggs hatched before and the offspring (like 3 or so) massacred an entire regiment of IGs. Though those hatched were wiped out. Not without effort though.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix 11 месяцев назад

      @@Psychoangel-d23 it's also unknown if all of the eggs were wiped out too or if some survived

  • @Bruh-wq8kv
    @Bruh-wq8kv 8 месяцев назад +1

    The whiplash I felt when he said she can lay eggs and cutting off is insane

  • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
    @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Год назад +31

    The comment section is just as I expected it would be 😂😂

  • @Razzying
    @Razzying Год назад +14

    I just love how art on assassins in 40k are just really... eye catching lets go with that lmao.

    • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
      @RikkiTikkiTavi290 Год назад +1

      🥵

    • @EnyellCR
      @EnyellCR Год назад +3

      ​@@RikkiTikkiTavi290😂😂

    • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
      @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it Год назад

      well. these are females who work out and KNOW their look will only help them achieve a goal.... even real female spies in WW2 worked like that

  • @Funniblockman
    @Funniblockman Год назад +44

    Imagine a silly little Tyranid splinter fleet encounters one of her eggs that could’ve already hatched and the clown inside it matured already,shit mf’s are gonna absolutely change game plans every thirty seconds.

  • @lancephilipgarcia8535
    @lancephilipgarcia8535 9 месяцев назад +11

    "she had the ability to lay eggs"
    Me: *shaking and blushing while holding wedding ring*

  • @samfire3067
    @samfire3067 11 месяцев назад +16

    "Now draw here giving birth". *Pops egg*

  • @marclurenzgarzo3814
    @marclurenzgarzo3814 Год назад +12

    spirit: so u died was it worth it?
    spirit2: YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT.

  • @chillchinna4164
    @chillchinna4164 Год назад +43

    Who could have possibly foreseen something like that going rogue? Absolutely out of nowhere, that.

  • @twilightofapprentice8280
    @twilightofapprentice8280 Год назад +56

    So basically female version of alex mercer in 40k cool

  • @some.guy.on.the.internet90
    @some.guy.on.the.internet90 Год назад +2

    She is going to make me Donna act up

  • @Drystove
    @Drystove Год назад +2

    Her: last words?
    Me: GYAT

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Год назад +39

    One correction - this event predates arrival of even scout splinters of tyranids. She or rather it was created with the help of kroot. Or worse...

    • @Giomancer
      @Giomancer Год назад +8

      So before Genestealers? Those things have been around a long, long time: well before any Tyranid incursion.

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Help"

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@Gio-vo3ft The Genestealers were actually in 40k before 'Nids were. They got rolled into the faction because it made sense.
      The in-universe explanation is that they're actually a native creature to a planet on the galactic rim. One of the first worlds the 'Nids landed on.
      That's actually the scariest thing about the "Nids. If the Hive Mind finds something it likes, it Yoinks the idea and adds it to their arsenal.
      Genestealers are a good example. They started using spores after fighting Orks. They started using Tyrant Guards after fighting Astartes.
      This is why the 'Nids would win any "Them vs" competitions. They would adapt and incorporate whatever advantge their enemy had.
      If they fought Xenomorphs? The Genestealers can lay Eggs now. Oh and they can mass produce Xenomorphs (no host needed).
      They fighting The Flood? They have Infection Forms now. Oh and can gain info from the minds from people they Nom.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@thebighurt2495 here's the thing - it's informed ability. They fought Imperium for how long? And they still haven't developed reflective armor for their smallest grunts to counter lasgun...

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@thebighurt2495 a matchup against the tryranids only has a true chance with an equally capable adaptation mechanism. You mentioned the flood. A flood outbreak that had already grown for a while could become an adaptation arms-race if it ever fought the tyranids

  • @HanktheGhost
    @HanktheGhost Год назад +19

    I'm pretty sure the inquisition had a heart attack because of this thing.

  • @stingerjohnny9951
    @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +59

    Are…are we SURE the imperium isn’t suicidal? Because most of its actions seem pretty self destructive.

    • @1krani
      @1krani Год назад +7

      The Imperium wants to live. It's the idle hands within who are trying to kill it.

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Год назад +4

      *makes so-so gesture*

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity Год назад

      Because some of the department like the assassinorum and Inquisition are filled with idiots who likes to do this kind of shit behind everybody's back even the primarchs. They preach about light of the emperor yada yada yada and exterminatus a whole planet just because one person saw chaos but they're the one doing heretical shit. Hoping with the return of The Lion..he and Guiliman must remove or censured these two department immediately

  • @pjorkan
    @pjorkan 11 месяцев назад

    I love these Warhammer shorts. Makes you wanna hear or maybe see a animated series off it.

  • @Hedgepook
    @Hedgepook Год назад +2

    If she has the ability to lay eggs, that implies she has the ability to breed. That scares me more than anything.

  • @KonRoge11
    @KonRoge11 Год назад +76

    *She was on a mission on a planet that had recently separated from the Imperium, aiming to help regain control of it by assassinating the rebel leaders*
    *she looked out upon a balcony from which she planned to survey her next kill, yet… none were to be found. The rigid parts of her bone structure ached in an alien annoyance, for her prey seemed to have been stolen from her…*
    *…until she looked upon a separate building and noticed a massive pile of flesh and bone. She could smell it even though it was miles off; within the biomass was a collection of the genetic profiles of her targets and all their guards. In front of the pile, staring directly at her, was an individual that seemed to be doing some sort of strange, insectoid mating dance to a song apparently called ‘Tommy the Cat.’*
    *The success of this attempt has not been determined to this date.*
    (No, a simple “BoIS HeAr mE oUt” would not have sufficed)

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites Год назад

      So she went rogue because she got some dick and learned there was more to life then killing?

    • @noregrets5258
      @noregrets5258 Год назад +11

      Wtf did I just read?

    • @reneoosthuizen9210
      @reneoosthuizen9210 Год назад

      The dude smashed her HERESY!!!

    • @Giomancer
      @Giomancer Год назад +1

      @@noregrets5258Fanfic. Pay it no mind.

  • @Nakai865
    @Nakai865 Год назад +9

    For some weird ass reason, this reminds me so much of prototype (that game where you were just obliterating everyone with your mutant powers) cause the characters in that game also basically use their body and others as weapons.

  • @thewildchimpanzee
    @thewildchimpanzee Год назад +150

    Fucking hell, why are the assassins always so overly sexualised?
    Boutta act up...

    • @Queef_latina
      @Queef_latina Год назад +22

      How else would you be able to crossbreed? Mutants gotta look somewhat thicc

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Год назад

      Because artists are heretics, they hate the Emperor. They hate his devoted people. They hate me. They're trying to get me to lose my chastity, but I never lose. Not so long as I devote myself to the Emperor. My body is his. I live to serve.

    • @charlie9723
      @charlie9723 Год назад +5

      Why not?

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Год назад +7

      @@charlie9723 Because it can hamper creativity, much more interesting designs overtaken by sexy ones. Waifuism has become corrupted. Some such designs are okay but I've got waifu fatigue really. Just my opinion.

    • @hypernova8358
      @hypernova8358 Год назад

      ​@@Queef_latinai can help her.

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 Год назад +2

    “Smash. Next question”

  • @tanji4307
    @tanji4307 Год назад +3

    Guys here me o-
    *turns into a sludge of biomass*

  • @braith117
    @braith117 Год назад +8

    While the Tyranid thing is a theory, it seems unlikely because they mention in the brief to Lysander on the thing that it was made some time ago because the Eversor who was overseeing the testing was wearing gear his temple hadn't been able to produce for some time, and Tyranids had only been known to exist for around 200 years by the time this assassin was killed.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад

      Only known to exist on a broader scale. The 'Nids are from an entirely different galaxy , a galaxy they already stripped clean of biomass.
      No one has any clear idea when or even how they showed up exactly.

  • @hominhmai5325
    @hominhmai5325 Год назад +79

    E g g s 💀

  • @EricTheRedWiseman
    @EricTheRedWiseman 11 месяцев назад +1

    Pam: "But that's not even the best part!"
    Doctor Krieger: "... It's *learning* "

  • @Anon.y
    @Anon.y Год назад +1

    First two nanoseconds and we all knew where this is going

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 Год назад +10

    Ending it with her being able to lay eggs basically is saying that though she is dead her brood still lives to kill another day.

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce Год назад +17

    They also needed all those warriors togheter so they could keep tabs on each other and keep not only their companions but themselves in check, otherwise they would give in and ask if they could have the big goth monster lady's hand. So it was also a battle of wills.
    (I made this up)

  • @ahemsdkareem5449
    @ahemsdkareem5449 Год назад +15

    So they made alex mercer in warhammer 40k love it

  • @Kennthenew
    @Kennthenew Год назад +2

    *Something inside me just snapped*

  • @gierhardtsloan8502
    @gierhardtsloan8502 11 месяцев назад +1

    “She had the ability to lay eggs”
    I do believe this is a job for the salamanders.

  • @shresh5156
    @shresh5156 Год назад +13

    Requires a named character to be killed 100% op

  • @FRFFW
    @FRFFW Год назад +4

    Imperium vindicar sniper : dummy thick
    Alien assassin : also dummy thick

  • @oscarcordero7811
    @oscarcordero7811 Год назад +15

    The Imperium be making some thicc assasins💀

  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 Год назад +2

    Damn did she absorb a Bakery?
    Goddamn...

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 Год назад +1

    She don’t have to sneak around to kill me I’ll lay down and let her do whatever she wants.