EAS Scenario | United States Annexation of Canada
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- Опубликовано: 7 мар 2024
- This is a message to all American citizens of the former Canada. In less than an hour, the mission to take over the territory will be launched.
We've come to free you from your unbearable situation, which has now lasted for more than a decade. We guarantee you a better life in the greatest country in the world. Do not panic and follow all the indications given.
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"Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."
"Buy war bonds today."
🗿🇺🇸
"Maybe... you'll think of me..."
"...When you are all alone...Maybe.."
War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But war never changes.
In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.
In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.
Life in the Vault is about to change.
War. War never changes.
The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.
The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.
A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again.
One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. They hold that their founder and ancestor, one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, sacrificing much of himself to save the world.
When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. Exiled. In confronting that which they feared, he had become something else in their eyes...and no longer their champion.
Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. It is home. Your home.
But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten.@@thirdanimator3347
Live NATO reaction:😐
Mexico:😐
And whatever emoji represents changing the rules to become a coalition to help with the annexation
@@jlboss_ps4751Mexico: 😬
Sweden: 😨
F nato
“Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.”
"Replace the gravy in your fries with ketchup."
thanks but no thanks.
Who eats fries with any other gravy then DQ gravy?
You've been talking to Tucker Carlson, haven't you.
“Limited Edition Jersey” had me in tears 😭
😂😂
"American Traditional Cooking Guide"
Recipe 1: Toast.
Step 1: Remove the bread from the bag.
Step 2: Put it in the microwave.
me being from new jersey be like 💀
I just realized how little the American dollar is stated to be in comparison with the Canadian dollar
@@sweetiethecat4340 same 😭
This is a certified Sino-American War moment.
Such a fallout moment except it’s consensual handover and not forceful
This surprisingly peaceful with the welcome kits and everything I’m just not sure about the situation in Qubecc
@@ThebannanMan We should make them a Protectorate so they can keep their identity and language.
@@bionicwither14 We can also annex them but make them a special autonomy zone. And start teaching mandatory french language lessons in all american schools and invest HEAVILY into quebec. This will preserve the quebequois identity and culture while integrating them into the USNA(United States of North America)
@@Firefliesfreedoesnt just united states of america still work because well america is a continent
ah yes, my favorite horror entity, murica.
They found oil in canada
@@ClickBate69 Accurate.
@@ClickBate69 DAMN IT WHY COULDN’T ALBERTA SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!
they literally did lmao
@@ClickBate69accurate
Now we will re-name it to Northern North Dakota.
OBAMA
@@Ellis175SODA
OBAMA
OBAMA
New title unlocked:
*Small chain breaker*
U.S. EAS: "We're banning French signs."
Also the U.S.: >has states, cities, and streets with French names
if this happens im either moving to france or fighting for my language
Tabarnak it will not happen
@@redoqc It would never happen even if the USA were to annex Canada, because the First Amendment forbids the government from abridging freedom of speech (among other things) and that would include the language in which people speak.
@@redoqc (Cocks gun) Good luck trying.
**cough cough** Baton Rouge **cough cough**
Oh, so it's the Fallout setting.
Carry on.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking the same thing lol
Except didn’t that happen in the 2070’s?
Lmao
@@KingSchenk-kx7futo be exact 2076 Canada was annexed in the Fallout Universe
"Northern Vermont"
Made my jaw drop, ngl, the pace of american consolidation over the territory of former canada is terrifying
mostly every state name is the most Americanist thing I could ever think of
@@monarchyoflaos5983 You can't forget London, Wisconsin
When he got to 08:58 - yeah thats the fastest way to get October Crisis 2.0: America Edition.
Certainly theyll change Saskatchewan because its so hard to spell
……… and the entirety of Quebec promptly declares war on any annexing country that does not include a ê, é, â, è, or ç in the new name.
I like that this isn't a military invasion but a (seemingly) peaceful annexation. Makes you wonder how bad the situation must really be in this scenario.
It is probably like the Russian Occupation of Crimea. It was a quiet invasion utilizing covert soldiers, mercenaries and disgruntled citizens.
its not gonna be very peaceful when the CIA scouts report Canadian citizens purposefully digging out the roads or canadian army deserters. the military would probably carry out the executions once they catch sight of some citizens running from an freshly destroyed road.
*fallout franchise has entered the chat*
I wonder if the whole “Economic collapse” thing is just propaganda and an excuse by the Americans to:
- Con Canadians out of their life savings by only giving 1 USD per 800 CAD, making Canadians have to rely more on the U.S. and possibly generating profits for America
- Convince the public that this is not an effort made to gain an advantage on Russia or China, as well as make it seem like a positive change for the country
Or even
- Dramatize a smaller problem in order to generate hate for the Canadian government
It really gets you thinking, especially with how dystopian the U.S. government acts here with assimilation and forced destruction of culture
This basically happened to Newfoundland, they were well on their way to independence in the 20s/30s as a dominion of the UK, but their economy was wrecked in the depression and they were forced by circumstances to rejoin the UK (and eventually Canada)
"Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada"
Fallout reference, I like it
War crimes 😎
@@BOOtyFiddler445This time it’s peaceful!
KIRYU CHAN
Fallout reference 😮😮
Now is called *"United States of North America"*
USNA USNA!
Mexicos next…
I feel like "United States of America" would still be an appropriate name up until the point it includes territory that isn't on the American continent.
@@Slavesforsale1agreed
@@Slavesforsale1 have you never heard of Puerto rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands, American Samoa
A clear example of how NOT to integrate a country, you don't just convert their entire culture to yours
I'll do what I want, thank you very much.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678??? 😭
@@RealMagmaDash The singular, the one; A 'Merica
We've done it once, we'll do it again
🇺🇲what? I can't hear you over the 🧨
Banning an entire language is the most American thing ever.
Next EAS Alarm:
Quebec has reincarnated Napoleon Bonaparte, who is now commanding the Quebec Resistance against the United States, threatening to turn the United States back into New France.
Don't like 300,000- people live in Quebec
@@Alright281 not anymore.
@@Alright281we are legit the second most populated province
How?
I like the conversion rate $1 USD to $839 CAD. Since it's $1 to $1.35 right now this indicates a major collapse of the Canadian economy (which would explain their being open to being annexed as a way to resolve issues, assuming the US is very stable and strong in 2039. And given the very independent streak of those in Quebec, only such a major collapse would budge them in such a direction. Things would have to be very very bad for them to consider this and accept it in anyway. And then as the video goes on this shows up with the 76% gdp decline. Very well thought out scenario I congratulate whomever wrote this out.
How the fuck did you calculate this
Huh, interesting observation.
How did you Couculate this
It’s also possible that the conversion rate isn’t a fair one, and exists to impoverish the newly vanquished people, enriching the conqueror and making any chance of funding increased rebellion impossible
I uh feel like with the state of the Canadian economy in this the US is probably losing much more then it gains by annexing Canada.
The scariest idea is never knowing which of your countrymen are Canadian and which are human.
XD
In Canada, we have this thing called "Trial by Ice".
Oh hell naw man get this alien out of here
You never know who is canadian or subhuman
@@TheRealPsychoGeniusRevengeance causally being racist. - politics
Inexplicably, most of the Canadian resistance fighters speak Chinese...
literally fallout:
Are you sure that most homegrown Canadians would be fine with this?
@@aycc-nbh7289 Yes because your country is a meme and it's ridiculous that it exists.
@@aycc-nbh7289Homegrown Canadian here
Honestly, if Canada became this much of a shithole - probably. It’s like Austria annexing itself to Germany, we have strong historical and cultural ties and speak the same language.
Although not with such an extreme attempt at forced integration
@@DaijuanaBut it isn’t exactly like the U.S. or Canada would necessarily have an authoritarian ruler or Canada would be able to maintain its image while conducting voter intimidation.
"A better life in the GREATEST country in the world" makes me shed a tear of McDonald's ketchup
That got a laugh out of me. Great job.
Same 😥
Fun Fact: Newfoundland and Labrador before joining Canada in 1949 there was a very brief moment where they considered joining the United States.
*Brief* , I wonder why that ended so quickly? 💀
@@jimjimmers8571 The USA brushed them aside.
British Columbia also considered joining USA
That is an oversimplification. Local aristocrats and Townies desired to join the US, as they believed it would bring greater economic prosperity than Canada or England would. It was never officially on the ballot, and the British shut down talks quickly. The majority of the province strongly wished to koin Canada thanks to campaigning by people like Joey Smallwood, who appealed to the poor by advertising welfare programs that Canada could offer to try and raise the local standard of living.
Also, this year is the 75th anniversary of NL joining Canada.
@MikeHunt-zy3cn I understand it was an oversimplication it was merely a nugget of information
As a Canadian, I felt my heart sink as soon as I saw the notification
MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵👹
Same here
@@ProfileyBFDI2763Yay a bfdi fan here too!
We're saving you from Trudeau. Please do not resist.
@@Slavesforsale1well that’s one good thing about an annexation.
Screw Trudeau
The US Government: let’s revive that attempted invasion we tried to do in 1812
"This time there is no world spanning almighty empire in the way and if we fail we can just turn the place into our brand new warhead test site!"-somebody in the US government
this time it would definitely succeed though, Canada has no chance of resisting given their situation
@@Kevin-sn8pr I mean if they pulled a WWI and committed a bunch of war crimes they might have a shot 😭
@@Kevin-sn8prwe'd ally with the Russians if they tried, no doubt the US would love to have Russian troops on their border.
@@whynot5988 They wouldn't be able to commit war crimes given the fact that they don't even have the capacity to wage war in this scenario, they probably don't even have the ability to feed their troops given inflation is so high
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What the fuck is “asteroid the size of 71 corgis”
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Nothing your American mind, such as it is, could comprehend.
"Wheatland" and "Northern Vermont" had me dying
It’s because Saskatchewan is the breadbasket of Canada. 😂
@@weetytoaster1835As I live in Saskatchewan, I’m inclined to agree
as a person that lives in alberta, in wheatland County I found this funny. wheatland is east of calgary, in case any ones wondering.
Northern Vermont should not be allowed 💀
& Southern Vermont
5 seconds in and already chills! You never cease to disappoint.
Could this take place in the Fallout Universe? Earlier in the war, the US outright annexed Canada in a very similar manner to this.
Seems so
Well, this happens in 2039, when in fallout it happened in 2072
The problem with that is this is a peaceful handoff and not a violent take over.
@@MrPikaGammerTbf, it would be in character for the authoritarian Fallout US to portray the invasion as "peaceful" for their own benefit. This could still fit if you consider the official messages are from an inherently untruthful source and meant to misinform about the true nature of the annexation.
@@MrPikaGammer sure it isnt
WE INVADING CANADA WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥
Not without a fight!
wdym they are both in nato
and this offends me as a canadian and our southern neighbors
I just call it a skill issue
@@brublols367Sounds like a you problem
I can see a lot of this happening if the U.S. did annex Canada except for the part about banning all French signage and forcing all French speakers to learn English. That’s the only unrealistic part imo
Unless this is fallout
And changing the province names.
Just you wait...
America doesn’t have good history on policy during military occupations. Why do you think Iraq went so bad? They would definitely find a way to piss off Quebec into starting a second insurgency, which might I add is more “left wing” than the rest of Canada.
The most unrealistic part is the situation that got us annexed. Although it’s possible, I find it much more likely that the sizeable portion of American right wingers who want to annex us right now gain control of the US government and do it.
Just wait until you find out what they did to the Native Americans
Dear Justin Trudeau, this will happen if you dont wake up and fix things
Just look at the fucking inflation in this one, 1$ USD = 830$ CAD, It was absolutely over for canada in this scenario
No he’s the one making the change he’d do that
xD
The US is more likely to self-destruct during another Comrade Orange term.
@@krisdaschwab912 How so? ''Comrade Orange'' By saying that it automatically means you are below the age of 13 and should have 0 say.
@@krisdaschwab912 Bro thinks he's the ultimate Trump hater
I know this has been commented a few times, but "Our boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."
Not suprised they joined the US in this, one 1 us dollar is 830 Canadian dollars in this timeline 💀💀 1:00
They basically fell to Romania level
I’m really interested in what *actually* happened, how do we know that wasn’t American propaganda? The EAS messages act very dystopian, and with all the benefits the states would gain from lying (conning Canadians out of their life savings, gaining support from the uninformed or creating excuses other than to butt heads with China or Russia, etc.), why would they tell the truth?
Sooooo......... there is a new kickboxing taking control of canada
Canada if Trudeau wins another term:
Yeah, and if the next Canadian Prime Minister turns out to be a phony, this will definitely happen.
Based. Canada is American
Omw to liberate Canada
Hardly, no way the whole parliament would agree on anything much less with Trudeau in the room
@@tim.a.k.mertensespecially with the NDP allowing the Liberals to dick them down in return for scraps.
something tells me that getting rid of the ability for Canadians to own whatever firearm they want to with their license during the 1970s was a really bad idea.
On the bright side (depending on how you look at it) the Constitution and all of its amendments would apply to former Canadian citizens.
@@Razor-gx2dq my brother in Christ there ethnically cleansing Quebec
@@Razor-gx2dq every integrated Canadian province, is going to have California style gun laws so it wouldn’t matter
@@Razor-gx2dq Precisely.
I thought it was the late 80s early 90s that the bans began. Specifically on assault rifles and general automatics due to the Polytechnique shooting in Quebec.
Your channel is one of the only good ones on YT. Your hard work and creativity is definitely appreciated
Check out YP, nullDorito, EASY & even FT; they continue to make great scenarios today
As for YP, he mentioned he has school going on in an October community post, so he cannot maintain a constant upload schedule
One of the few hundred good ones
This is not even close to realistic
Here is a real example of a Canadian eas: ruclips.net/video/sQOV8DIeek4/видео.htmlsi=K25j_6P5UrbqN4Q7
Please do a second part on a possible Canadian uprising, it would be interesting to see.
it’s about 40m people vs 340m people, with most the population living near the American border. Tf you think is gonna happen?
You are really underestimating a population of 40 million people @MikhailMyers
@@Kingofspaids We have the strongest army in the world
@MikhailMyers Yet you couldn't defeat the Taliban. If you tried to invade you'd have your asses wooped and have NATO attack you.
@@MikhailMyers340mil that aren't going to show up though. The vast majority would either actively object to the conflict, or not care enough to actively participate. The Canadian population would be far more motivated, and likely receive a lot of external support
I gotta say that the detail of the messages being typed out as it's being broadcast is very nice
Me, a Canadian: “Hey a new EAS scenario just got dropped”
My boyfriend, also a Canadian: “oh no what’s this one about?”
Me: “…the future” lol
Cool to see these more down to earth, realistic EAS scenarios. Nobody else really does anything like this, so keep up the good work.
As an American, I honestly hope this doesn't happen in real life
It probs wont
@@thecapitalg yah ik
As a Canadian, I also hope this doesn’t happen IRL
Unless you’re in the Fallout universe
Guess we'll have to wait and see in the year 2039.
After centuries, america finally achieved manifestdestiny
Had to pause the video to laugh my head off at the USD-CAD exchange rate
And the name changes
Then the last bit happened and I stopped laughing.
Fantastic work!
One united nation under our glorious president… Drake!
Nice reference
“Y’all, this term of mine that was won in the recent election was simply God’s plan.” he announces to the crowd at his first speech/“political concert” after renaming the country Drakanada and the province of NB “New Biebers” after his deputy prime minister.
"No longer will we tolerate our smug neighbors to the north!"
philip 2nd wants to know your location
May the OvO becomes Gods Plan
Im pretty sure and hoping you see this comment since you just posted the video, so if you do, I love all your scenarios and binge them all in long car rides. I really love your EAS style and the way you've improved
As a Quebecois-Australian who likes to visit Canada a lot, dang.
The 4th American war of Independence.
Quebec losing its French also sounds horrifying.
Hey, at least you get to be Vermont.
@@catinthebox5725who the fuck would like to be a part of Vermont?
@@ambassadorofbadtaste I mean, it's a pretty nice state.
It wouldn’t lose its French the US has no official language
@@stargazer-eliteY’all literally sent them to assimilating language camps at the end
We have finally taken our hat back.
Thank you for another amazing video!
back?
Our hat 😂😂😂
i love this!! keep the work up 👍👍
"This change will bring a brighter future"
NATO is in shables and US is in joy
Glad to see you back and knocking it out of the park again!
8:56 got me shivering as a quebecer
“Stop being Fren-“
“NOUS ALLONS VOUS TUER”
*Chanson De L’oignon intensifies*
@@Turtleboilol?
@@MRGUTSY-ts2mz
ruclips.net/video/Fr5g-oMwAjY/видео.htmlsi=fCcxHsUBAxn2Ek5I
Haha ouais qu’ils essaie de nous convertir à l’anglais
On va pas renoncer
grosss osti si ca arrive.... j'va rejoindre la resistance si yen a mais apart ca j'men va en france ou j'me bas contre les american
Such a cool concept, good work as always AlertWorld!
as a Canadian this actually concerns me because this could actually happen
well thats fine you can still call yourself canadian, and you will have more economic stability in this situation. its simply a win.
What’s so scary about it? It’s just a Canada but with a better economy and military protection
@@ZanderupdateIt's like asking a Ukrainian why they dont wanna be part of Russia.
(granted, different- but you get the idea)
We respect you americans, but we have our own national identity as well, not to mention the difference in laws among several sectors would be less than enviable.
I could go into more detail, but I hope that helps explain why Canada being annexed would be less than desirable for about 95 percent of us.
@@Zanderupdate I still want my free healthcare
@@ThatPlanet12 yes
More annexation vids please! Lots of material to work with!
I really love this video a lot! This is giving me ideas for my upcoming fps game! Keep up the good work! :D
I love when this dude posts❤❤❤
Live Canadian Reaction:
In 1812 we did it once. In 2039 we shall do it again.
The U.S is a lot more powerful than Canada Military speaking
This is actually a very well thought out video.
The "unanimous" election was obviously manipulated.
Its the jews.
Rare CIA W
Rare footage of the CIA actually doing something helpful for once:
Whatever do you mean? It was entirely unanimous.
Just like the austrian referendum back in 1938.
Lesssss goooo he posted!
This is Justin Trudeau’s fault. 🤣😂🤣😂
Dammit Trudeau! You strike again!
What the hell happened to the Canadian dollar? 830 CAD - 1 USD is completely bonkers.
Destroyed economy e/ bad handling of debt
Just the effects of fiscal deficit-spending for “free” healthcare…
I’m thinking it was propaganda, it provides plenty of benefits to the U.S., such as:
- Stealing the life savings of every Canadian through currency conversion, making them rely much more on the U.S. and giving profit for the Americans
- Convincing foreign (excluding Canada) and American citizens that this annexation is done for a reason outside of territorial gain, profit, or getting a one-up on Russia or China, creating less resistance internationally and within the U.S.
- Making uninformed Canadians have a distaste for their government and an unwillingness to fight, giving them the belief that they are in shambles and will be saved
At that point, why tell the truth? The States in this scenario behave extremely like governments in dystopian media do, which is what leads me to believe they also lie for political gain.
@@veeli1106meanwhile Florida purchasing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of pharmaceuticals from Canada
@@veeli1106What makes it worse is how inefficient it is.
as a Canadian, this keeps me up at night more than any of your other videos
As a Canadian, I do not approve of this. Anyways good scenario as always! (I also don't like that New Brunswick is now apart of Maine, we should have gotten a cool name ☹)
as a Canadian, and American dual citizen, i approve of this
As a US Army Soldier clad in T-51d Power Armor, I'd say talk to my 10mm Pistol.
@@ConstantBit9 As Maple Syrup drinker, I say come and get me motherfucka I got hardened blood like Senator Armstrong!
You don't have a choice.
I mean in that situation the loyalists are fighting out of sheer pride. The average canadian dollar is probably worthless according to what happened in the EAS and then there is the fact its probably in the fallout universe and its either america or a full blown chinese led communist revolt.
Canada was in $18 trillion of national debt? That's not even a lot, considering the US is currently in $34 trillion in 2024
Canada is significantly smaller pop. Wise, economy is also smaller, so half of the American debt right now, & having a crumbing economy in this future.
Are debt per capita though is far worse 18 trillion in debt is our current national debt with a population of 38 million
Your video is amazing! Can you do Quebec/hong kong/florida independence next?
“Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada” June 3, 2072.
Ah yes, my favorite country, north America
I love how cocky and self-centered the Americans are
Don't worry, we don't want Canada
I for sure dont want Canada.
I know all Americans aren't cocky, I just mean in this scenario, sorry for any confusion
Its fine bro have a pizza 🍕 @Bill-xm8mh
yea cause we know we’re better
Great job bro, genuinely. As a Canadian I guarantee that you’ve scared 94% of all Canadians. We love Americans but we hope this NEVER happens. Great job though. 👍😨😱🤯
This is literally the nightmare scenario that scared the Canadian colonies into Confederation in 1867.
Imagine transporting ~9 million francophones from Quebec to Montana to learn English! Sounds like something else is going on there...
I wont let anyone take me away
Most of them do speak English, they just pretend not to when anglos are around..
@@You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo Resistance is futile...
@@chaserussell2689car goes boom.
Alert world video abt my home country? Yes please!
Same reaction here, I was like "yipee more Canada stuff!"
i hate to be the bearer of good news but it's ours now
You mean OUR country?
It would be cool if we got an eas on a Saiyan invasion. Like in the Saiyan saga. Where Vegeta and Napa came to earth.
It could be a great way to honor Akira Toriyama’s passing.
Thank you for your work!
Wow nice video mate hope all is well
Yo! Your videos are awesome! If i can, i would like to ask if you can do a 7 hour war video? the half life 2 one
As a canadian i would be truely upset that our sovereignty would be given up, my 2 great grandfathers fought in both world wars were 1 out of many that died for the idea and identity of being canadian, i love that we are close the USA but this would be not welcomed by many.
Please just remember that we shaded blood together since ww1 to the modren day.
Finally the American government has done something good
God bless
God bless south Vermont
You're next, Mexico.
@@joshuavoida6137what’s it called??
@@joshuavoida6137wasn't it a comic?
Fingers crossed for this my whole life!! I hope so.
And I love the banishment of the French language. Icing on top.
As a Canadian citizen, I request you make a part two please
"Trust us...we don't want you!"
- USA
But we'll take you anyway!
‘Northern Vermont’
LOL
Good luck with that!
Hey i love your videos! ❤ can you please make a EAS for Scp 5000? Like transmited by the global occult coalition maybe. Cheers 🎉
Hey thanks for posting. Can you do one where the polar ice caps are melting and all coastal cities are in danger?
Hi Alert World! Don’t listen to the haters, keep doing what your doing!
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As a Canadian I am genuinely more scared of America than Russia and China at this point. This scenario is obviously a completely wacky work of fiction, but there’s a certain part of the American right that genuinely supports annexation of either part or whole of Canada.
As a Canadian, I approve of this initiative.
As a Canadian I have ONE thing to say: darn…
I miss this guy's SCP videos, those were amazing
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“Why would Canada ever allow this?”
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“Oh”
They stopped exporting maple syrup 😔
'Quebec now: Northen Vermont'
The average québécois: not even mad....
All French signage will be...
Bonne chance avec ça! Ça fait 400 ans qu'ils essaient.....
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@@Turtleboiloloh ça non hehe
@@Turtleboilol Non, pas au début, ils ne pourront faire ça, mais à la longue, ils nous assimileront. Je peux vous garantir que ce sont les québécois eux-mêmes qui iront à l'abattoir, ils se mettront à genoux devant les américains, ils changeront leurs propres noms français pour de nouveaux noms anglais, débaptiseront le nom de leurs villes, de leurs régions, déboulonneront leurs monuments historiques, feront disparaître toute trace de notre culture, de notre langue et de notre âme particulière... Au bûcher, Émile Nelligan ! Au bûcher Pierre Bourgault ! À mort, Gabrielle Roy ! Ce ne seront pas les américains qui feront tout ça, ce seront les québécois eux-mêmes ! La plupart sont lâches, ils recherchent la facilité et se laissent facilement acheter, ils l'ont démontré déjà, jour après jour, depuis la Conquête anglaise. Quant à nos élites « nationales » elles nous ont toujours trahis, même encore aujourd'hui. Seul un petit noyau d'irréductibles a toujours résisté, témoin, la Rébellion de 1837-38, écrasée par the canadian mob for ''Their satanic majesties'' of England. Mais maintenant, il n'y en a plus de ce noyau sans compromis et intègre jusqu'à la mort, comme le furent les de Lorimier, les Papineau, les Daunais, les Narbonne... Qui au Québec aujourd'hui, accepterait de subir la peine capitale, pour défendre ses racines et la véritable liberté politique ? Personne. Rendus là, pour leur survie, ils en auront rien à c**sser de leur langue, de leur racines et de leur identité. La plupart sont des Elvis Gratton en puissance. Dès le début de l'annexion et même avant, le gros de la masse trahira, ils n'attendent que ça. Ils deviendront délateurs en échange de l'argent américain, et livreront l'infime minorité de leurs semblables qui oseront encore résister, aux autorités américaines... Vous trouverez que mon jugement est sévère, impitoyable, mais je ne fait que me baser sur ce que j'observe des québécois depuis ma jeunesse jusqu'à maintenant, et en examinant aussi l'Histoire, les documents sociologiques, etc. J'ai 54 printemps, j'ai examiné et digéré la matière, et je puis dire que ça lève pas très haut, au Québec ! Ça finira mal. Comme les Amérindiens vaincus par les Européens. Comme les gaulois vaincus par César !
The amount of devastated canadians in these comments is foolish 😂
No onions for you.
As a Canadian this shit is funny as hell
This is literally a horror scenario for us, of course we’d talk about how scary this is 😭 (though the humour of this video is still genuinely funny and I do take this all as an amusing and interesting scenario)
@@jimjimmers8571 Yes. It's scary. Change often is.
Maple syrup tears
Gotta love America violating one of the amendments at the end
@@content_enjoyer4458hey bro now that Canada is apart of America they’re every bit as American as the rest of us 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
It’s not violating any amendments the military would simply just be entering the former Canadian territory just like there’s US bases spread around the country. Now there would be new bases popping up or repurposing Canadian bases.
@@stargazer-elite they banned speaking French
@@mattresskingofnightmares1123 it looks like they were just remove the signs and making it only English. I don’t think they were actually banning the language. Otherwise they would have to ban the language in Louisiana as well. I think that it was more so “here’s a bunch of English stuff to help you learn English” and the strange removal of French from signs and what not, but the US doesn’t have any official language
@@stargazer-eliteThat still sounds extremely like assimilation, which is not only immoral but violates a few United Nations human rights articles.
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I love when rocky is the narrator
Can you do an EAS of The Flood(Halo)?
Seemingly this may appear to the average person as a form of space zombie entity you could kill and stop, however once you peak into its intricacies you will come quick to the realization that it's an extremely terrifying foe. The Flood is more a biosphere terraforming engine commanded by an hyperintelligent eldrich horror known as the Gravemind. Rather than being a simple meager zombie virus examples being "The Last of us" or "Left for dead" which can be defeated or resisted by Modern day tools, no matter how many individual flood forms you kill they will recycle the dead corpses and at a celluar level corrupt everything it touches beyond recognition.
You can do an EAS where you drop a single flood spore in some niche country and watch as the Flood hijacks an aeroplane and catapulting it into the airspace of the US. Doesn't matter if they manage to shoot it down or not because individual flood cells are resilient to everything but vaporization and being reduced to carbon. I could link a video to give a good example of what this would entail it's an exciting EAS situation in my opinion! Chances of the USA and rest of the World surviving the parasite is nearly zero unless they manage to do nuclear saturation bombardment of ground zero of the outbreak within the first hour or less.
Dayum we reenacting the Canadian annexation of the Fallout universe? Ok.
Great Video! A nice detail, 100 years ago, May 7th, 1939, Italy and Germany announced their alliance…
Imagine watching this as a Canadian in 2077
Well, this would be a good April Fools joke to play on my Canadian friends. Although I doubt, they will actually fall for it!
Theres always that one corporal...
about time eh?
This was a great idea