EAS Scenario | United States Annexation of Canada

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  • Опубликовано: 7 мар 2024
  • This is a message to all American citizens of the former Canada. In less than an hour, the mission to take over the territory will be launched.
    We've come to free you from your unbearable situation, which has now lasted for more than a decade. We guarantee you a better life in the greatest country in the world. Do not panic and follow all the indications given.
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  • @vin-dog575
    @vin-dog575 2 месяца назад +2046

    "Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."
    "Buy war bonds today."

    • @Iron_Arnie
      @Iron_Arnie 2 месяца назад +49

      🗿🇺🇸

    • @LOfTheLancaster
      @LOfTheLancaster 2 месяца назад +35

      "Maybe... you'll think of me..."

    • @MojaveDrifter
      @MojaveDrifter 2 месяца назад +27

      "...​When you are all alone...Maybe.."

    • @thirdanimator3347
      @thirdanimator3347 2 месяца назад +57

      War. War never changes.
      The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
      Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
      Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
      But war never changes.
      In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.
      In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
      A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.
      Life in the Vault is about to change.

    • @supportendingmemehunger
      @supportendingmemehunger 2 месяца назад

      War. War never changes.
      The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.
      The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.
      A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again.
      One of the northern tribes claims they are descended from one such Vault. They hold that their founder and ancestor, one known as the "Vault Dweller," once saved the world from a great evil. According to their legend, this evil arose in the far south. It corrupted all it touched, twisting men inside, turning them into beasts. Only through the bravery of this Vault Dweller was the evil destroyed. But in so doing, he lost many of his friends and suffered greatly, sacrificing much of himself to save the world.
      When at last he returned to the home he had fought so hard to protect, he was cast out. Exiled. In confronting that which they feared, he had become something else in their eyes...and no longer their champion.
      Forsaken by his people, he strode into the wasteland. He traveled far to the north, until he came to the great canyons. There, he founded a small village, Arroyo, where he lived out the rest of his years. And so, for a generation since its founding, Arroyo has lived in peace, its canyons sheltering it from the outside world. It is home. Your home.
      But the scars left by the war have not yet healed. And the Earth has not forgotten.@@thirdanimator3347

  • @UruguayanHank
    @UruguayanHank 2 месяца назад +2799

    Live NATO reaction:😐

  • @TripWagstaff5213
    @TripWagstaff5213 2 месяца назад +369

    “Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.”

    • @ryneagheilim9782
      @ryneagheilim9782 Месяц назад +13

      "Replace the gravy in your fries with ketchup."

    • @wbrucesimpson
      @wbrucesimpson Месяц назад

      thanks but no thanks.

    • @TheBruhster317
      @TheBruhster317 Месяц назад +1

      Who eats fries with any other gravy then DQ gravy?

    • @mokspr
      @mokspr Месяц назад

      You've been talking to Tucker Carlson, haven't you.

  • @EchoesOfArson
    @EchoesOfArson 2 месяца назад +766

    “Limited Edition Jersey” had me in tears 😭

    • @WaterFairyAqua
      @WaterFairyAqua 2 месяца назад +7

      😂😂

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 Месяц назад +21

      "American Traditional Cooking Guide"
      Recipe 1: Toast.
      Step 1: Remove the bread from the bag.
      Step 2: Put it in the microwave.

    • @WaterFairyAqua
      @WaterFairyAqua Месяц назад +1

      me being from new jersey be like 💀

    • @sweetiethecat4340
      @sweetiethecat4340 Месяц назад

      I just realized how little the American dollar is stated to be in comparison with the Canadian dollar

    • @WaterFairyAqua
      @WaterFairyAqua Месяц назад

      @@sweetiethecat4340 same 😭

  • @LondonTransport466
    @LondonTransport466 2 месяца назад +1271

    This is a certified Sino-American War moment.

    • @lindelheimen
      @lindelheimen 2 месяца назад +68

      Such a fallout moment except it’s consensual handover and not forceful

    • @ThebannanMan
      @ThebannanMan 2 месяца назад +24

      This surprisingly peaceful with the welcome kits and everything I’m just not sure about the situation in Qubecc

    • @bionicwither14
      @bionicwither14 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@ThebannanMan We should make them a Protectorate so they can keep their identity and language.

    • @Firefliesfree
      @Firefliesfree 2 месяца назад +4

      @@bionicwither14 We can also annex them but make them a special autonomy zone. And start teaching mandatory french language lessons in all american schools and invest HEAVILY into quebec. This will preserve the quebequois identity and culture while integrating them into the USNA(United States of North America)

    • @edu7979
      @edu7979 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Firefliesfreedoesnt just united states of america still work because well america is a continent

  • @null12mc
    @null12mc 2 месяца назад +1424

    ah yes, my favorite horror entity, murica.

    • @ClickBate69
      @ClickBate69 2 месяца назад +75

      They found oil in canada

    • @null12mc
      @null12mc 2 месяца назад +22

      @@ClickBate69 Accurate.

    • @The_Hydration_Police
      @The_Hydration_Police 2 месяца назад +35

      @@ClickBate69 DAMN IT WHY COULDN’T ALBERTA SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!

    • @aby110
      @aby110 2 месяца назад +4

      ​they literally did lmao

    • @United_Statez
      @United_Statez 2 месяца назад +6

      @@ClickBate69accurate

  • @obamahimself2885
    @obamahimself2885 2 месяца назад +559

    Now we will re-name it to Northern North Dakota.

  • @fidebagwell5697
    @fidebagwell5697 2 месяца назад +232

    U.S. EAS: "We're banning French signs."
    Also the U.S.: >has states, cities, and streets with French names

    • @redoqc
      @redoqc 2 месяца назад +16

      if this happens im either moving to france or fighting for my language

    • @levichatillon5991
      @levichatillon5991 2 месяца назад +10

      Tabarnak it will not happen

    • @AntoniusOhii
      @AntoniusOhii 2 месяца назад +17

      @@redoqc It would never happen even if the USA were to annex Canada, because the First Amendment forbids the government from abridging freedom of speech (among other things) and that would include the language in which people speak.

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад

      @@redoqc (Cocks gun) Good luck trying.

    • @Countcomfortable
      @Countcomfortable 2 месяца назад +6

      **cough cough** Baton Rouge **cough cough**

  • @TheMaleRei
    @TheMaleRei 2 месяца назад +549

    Oh, so it's the Fallout setting.
    Carry on.

    • @MemesDailys69
      @MemesDailys69 2 месяца назад +18

      Glad I wasn't the only one thinking the same thing lol

    • @KingSchenk-kx7fu
      @KingSchenk-kx7fu 2 месяца назад +12

      Except didn’t that happen in the 2070’s?

    • @ItzBIULD
      @ItzBIULD 2 месяца назад +6

      Lmao

    • @Rouge_GamingYT
      @Rouge_GamingYT 2 месяца назад +25

      @@KingSchenk-kx7futo be exact 2076 Canada was annexed in the Fallout Universe

  • @Andominicus
    @Andominicus 2 месяца назад +406

    "Northern Vermont"
    Made my jaw drop, ngl, the pace of american consolidation over the territory of former canada is terrifying

    • @monarchyoflaos5983
      @monarchyoflaos5983 2 месяца назад +13

      mostly every state name is the most Americanist thing I could ever think of

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 2 месяца назад

      ​@@monarchyoflaos5983 You can't forget London, Wisconsin

    • @mordecai4207
      @mordecai4207 2 месяца назад +1

      When he got to 08:58 - yeah thats the fastest way to get October Crisis 2.0: America Edition.

    • @ryneagheilim9782
      @ryneagheilim9782 Месяц назад +1

      Certainly theyll change Saskatchewan because its so hard to spell

    • @patricia1333
      @patricia1333 Месяц назад

      ……… and the entirety of Quebec promptly declares war on any annexing country that does not include a ê, é, â, è, or ç in the new name.

  • @GunBuilt
    @GunBuilt 2 месяца назад +245

    I like that this isn't a military invasion but a (seemingly) peaceful annexation. Makes you wonder how bad the situation must really be in this scenario.

    • @reanimationeas342
      @reanimationeas342 2 месяца назад

      It is probably like the Russian Occupation of Crimea. It was a quiet invasion utilizing covert soldiers, mercenaries and disgruntled citizens.

    • @amusician644
      @amusician644 2 месяца назад

      its not gonna be very peaceful when the CIA scouts report Canadian citizens purposefully digging out the roads or canadian army deserters. the military would probably carry out the executions once they catch sight of some citizens running from an freshly destroyed road.

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 2 месяца назад +23

      *fallout franchise has entered the chat*

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +1

      I wonder if the whole “Economic collapse” thing is just propaganda and an excuse by the Americans to:
      - Con Canadians out of their life savings by only giving 1 USD per 800 CAD, making Canadians have to rely more on the U.S. and possibly generating profits for America
      - Convince the public that this is not an effort made to gain an advantage on Russia or China, as well as make it seem like a positive change for the country
      Or even
      - Dramatize a smaller problem in order to generate hate for the Canadian government
      It really gets you thinking, especially with how dystopian the U.S. government acts here with assimilation and forced destruction of culture

    • @johnpino6545
      @johnpino6545 2 месяца назад +20

      This basically happened to Newfoundland, they were well on their way to independence in the 20s/30s as a dominion of the UK, but their economy was wrecked in the depression and they were forced by circumstances to rejoin the UK (and eventually Canada)

  • @user-pu9vc3yx1m
    @user-pu9vc3yx1m 2 месяца назад +467

    "Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada"

  • @caio.martins
    @caio.martins 2 месяца назад +813

    Now is called *"United States of North America"*

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 2 месяца назад +63

      USNA USNA!

    • @ProfileyBFDI2763
      @ProfileyBFDI2763 2 месяца назад +48

      Mexicos next…

    • @Slavesforsale1
      @Slavesforsale1 2 месяца назад +102

      I feel like "United States of America" would still be an appropriate name up until the point it includes territory that isn't on the American continent.

    • @oscarberlanga4418
      @oscarberlanga4418 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Slavesforsale1agreed

    • @fishbinky
      @fishbinky 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Slavesforsale1 have you never heard of Puerto rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands, American Samoa

  • @kele8559
    @kele8559 2 месяца назад +632

    A clear example of how NOT to integrate a country, you don't just convert their entire culture to yours

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 2 месяца назад +85

      I'll do what I want, thank you very much.

    • @RealMagmaDash
      @RealMagmaDash 2 месяца назад +10

      @@addison_v_ertisement1678??? 😭

    • @julianalonso7806
      @julianalonso7806 2 месяца назад +14

      @@RealMagmaDash The singular, the one; A 'Merica

    • @mrfigaloopierre9610
      @mrfigaloopierre9610 2 месяца назад +12

      We've done it once, we'll do it again

    • @Help_im_sad
      @Help_im_sad 2 месяца назад +15

      🇺🇲what? I can't hear you over the 🧨

  • @sirquacksly
    @sirquacksly 2 месяца назад +985

    Banning an entire language is the most American thing ever.

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад +114

      Next EAS Alarm:
      Quebec has reincarnated Napoleon Bonaparte, who is now commanding the Quebec Resistance against the United States, threatening to turn the United States back into New France.

    • @Alright281
      @Alright281 2 месяца назад +15

      Don't like 300,000- people live in Quebec

    • @YoghurtOrYogurt
      @YoghurtOrYogurt 2 месяца назад +19

      @@Alright281 not anymore.

    • @eeg-rh7jv
      @eeg-rh7jv 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Alright281we are legit the second most populated province

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 2 месяца назад +3

      How?

  • @walterengler5709
    @walterengler5709 2 месяца назад +407

    I like the conversion rate $1 USD to $839 CAD. Since it's $1 to $1.35 right now this indicates a major collapse of the Canadian economy (which would explain their being open to being annexed as a way to resolve issues, assuming the US is very stable and strong in 2039. And given the very independent streak of those in Quebec, only such a major collapse would budge them in such a direction. Things would have to be very very bad for them to consider this and accept it in anyway. And then as the video goes on this shows up with the 76% gdp decline. Very well thought out scenario I congratulate whomever wrote this out.

    • @Site67.
      @Site67. 2 месяца назад

      How the fuck did you calculate this

    • @cheesesvideosstorage8070
      @cheesesvideosstorage8070 2 месяца назад +2

      Huh, interesting observation.

    • @Site67.
      @Site67. 2 месяца назад +1

      How did you Couculate this

    • @liamcluett6203
      @liamcluett6203 2 месяца назад +20

      It’s also possible that the conversion rate isn’t a fair one, and exists to impoverish the newly vanquished people, enriching the conqueror and making any chance of funding increased rebellion impossible

    • @privateryan2125
      @privateryan2125 2 месяца назад

      I uh feel like with the state of the Canadian economy in this the US is probably losing much more then it gains by annexing Canada.

  • @BathSaltShaman
    @BathSaltShaman 2 месяца назад +116

    The scariest idea is never knowing which of your countrymen are Canadian and which are human.

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 2 месяца назад +401

    Inexplicably, most of the Canadian resistance fighters speak Chinese...

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos 2 месяца назад +24

      literally fallout:

    • @aycc-nbh7289
      @aycc-nbh7289 2 месяца назад +6

      Are you sure that most homegrown Canadians would be fine with this?

    • @jeebusthegreat8819
      @jeebusthegreat8819 2 месяца назад

      @@aycc-nbh7289 Yes because your country is a meme and it's ridiculous that it exists.

    • @Daijuana
      @Daijuana 2 месяца назад +26

      @@aycc-nbh7289Homegrown Canadian here
      Honestly, if Canada became this much of a shithole - probably. It’s like Austria annexing itself to Germany, we have strong historical and cultural ties and speak the same language.
      Although not with such an extreme attempt at forced integration

    • @aycc-nbh7289
      @aycc-nbh7289 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DaijuanaBut it isn’t exactly like the U.S. or Canada would necessarily have an authoritarian ruler or Canada would be able to maintain its image while conducting voter intimidation.

  • @BeyondtheStars41
    @BeyondtheStars41 2 месяца назад +184

    "A better life in the GREATEST country in the world" makes me shed a tear of McDonald's ketchup

  • @mykynzy2790
    @mykynzy2790 2 месяца назад +94

    Fun Fact: Newfoundland and Labrador before joining Canada in 1949 there was a very brief moment where they considered joining the United States.

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +5

      *Brief* , I wonder why that ended so quickly? 💀

    • @JDDees
      @JDDees 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jimjimmers8571 The USA brushed them aside.

    • @TheogRahoomie
      @TheogRahoomie 2 месяца назад +1

      British Columbia also considered joining USA

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 месяца назад +3

      That is an oversimplification. Local aristocrats and Townies desired to join the US, as they believed it would bring greater economic prosperity than Canada or England would. It was never officially on the ballot, and the British shut down talks quickly. The majority of the province strongly wished to koin Canada thanks to campaigning by people like Joey Smallwood, who appealed to the poor by advertising welfare programs that Canada could offer to try and raise the local standard of living.
      Also, this year is the 75th anniversary of NL joining Canada.

    • @mykynzy2790
      @mykynzy2790 Месяц назад

      ​@MikeHunt-zy3cn I understand it was an oversimplication it was merely a nugget of information

  • @BlockMaster10101
    @BlockMaster10101 2 месяца назад +315

    As a Canadian, I felt my heart sink as soon as I saw the notification

    • @ProfileyBFDI2763
      @ProfileyBFDI2763 2 месяца назад +92

      MURICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵👹

    • @adaxxus
      @adaxxus 2 месяца назад +2

      Same here

    • @VelosityGo
      @VelosityGo 2 месяца назад

      @@ProfileyBFDI2763Yay a bfdi fan here too!

    • @Slavesforsale1
      @Slavesforsale1 2 месяца назад +85

      We're saving you from Trudeau. Please do not resist.

    • @BlockMaster10101
      @BlockMaster10101 2 месяца назад +38

      @@Slavesforsale1well that’s one good thing about an annexation.
      Screw Trudeau

  • @nursestoyland
    @nursestoyland 2 месяца назад +283

    The US Government: let’s revive that attempted invasion we tried to do in 1812

    • @amusician644
      @amusician644 2 месяца назад +24

      "This time there is no world spanning almighty empire in the way and if we fail we can just turn the place into our brand new warhead test site!"-somebody in the US government

    • @Kevin-sn8pr
      @Kevin-sn8pr 2 месяца назад +10

      this time it would definitely succeed though, Canada has no chance of resisting given their situation

    • @whynot5988
      @whynot5988 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Kevin-sn8pr I mean if they pulled a WWI and committed a bunch of war crimes they might have a shot 😭

    • @Masquerade456
      @Masquerade456 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Kevin-sn8prwe'd ally with the Russians if they tried, no doubt the US would love to have Russian troops on their border.

    • @Kevin-sn8pr
      @Kevin-sn8pr 2 месяца назад +3

      @@whynot5988 They wouldn't be able to commit war crimes given the fact that they don't even have the capacity to wage war in this scenario, they probably don't even have the ability to feed their troops given inflation is so high

  • @DrPepperwithamedical_degree
    @DrPepperwithamedical_degree 2 месяца назад +104

    MANIFEST DESTINY🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸
    WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 2 месяца назад +7

      What the fuck is “asteroid the size of 71 corgis”

    • @EI8THENOOB
      @EI8THENOOB 2 месяца назад

      WHAT THE FUCK IS CELSIUS 🥶🥶🥶🥶🤜🤛💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @viewingstorm8930
      @viewingstorm8930 2 месяца назад +6

      From sea to shining sea🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Plunderkind
      @Plunderkind 2 месяца назад +2

      Nothing your American mind, such as it is, could comprehend.

  • @Chase92488
    @Chase92488 2 месяца назад +152

    "Wheatland" and "Northern Vermont" had me dying

    • @weetytoaster1835
      @weetytoaster1835 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s because Saskatchewan is the breadbasket of Canada. 😂

    • @Rouge_GamingYT
      @Rouge_GamingYT 2 месяца назад +1

      @@weetytoaster1835As I live in Saskatchewan, I’m inclined to agree

    • @outdoorsythings2573
      @outdoorsythings2573 2 месяца назад +1

      as a person that lives in alberta, in wheatland County I found this funny. wheatland is east of calgary, in case any ones wondering.

    • @navilandinator4479
      @navilandinator4479 Месяц назад +1

      Northern Vermont should not be allowed 💀

    • @navilandinator4479
      @navilandinator4479 Месяц назад +1

      & Southern Vermont

  • @Neillan
    @Neillan 2 месяца назад +161

    5 seconds in and already chills! You never cease to disappoint.
    Could this take place in the Fallout Universe? Earlier in the war, the US outright annexed Canada in a very similar manner to this.

    • @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112
      @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112 2 месяца назад +5

      Seems so

    • @chrischrisdaman
      @chrischrisdaman 2 месяца назад +18

      Well, this happens in 2039, when in fallout it happened in 2072

    • @MrPikaGammer
      @MrPikaGammer 2 месяца назад +11

      The problem with that is this is a peaceful handoff and not a violent take over.

    • @Neillan
      @Neillan 2 месяца назад

      @@MrPikaGammerTbf, it would be in character for the authoritarian Fallout US to portray the invasion as "peaceful" for their own benefit. This could still fit if you consider the official messages are from an inherently untruthful source and meant to misinform about the true nature of the annexation.

    • @JahmazeJahmaze
      @JahmazeJahmaze 2 месяца назад

      @@MrPikaGammer sure it isnt

  • @Ruvio_
    @Ruvio_ 2 месяца назад +423

    WE INVADING CANADA WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥

    • @adaxxus
      @adaxxus 2 месяца назад +13

      Not without a fight!

    • @brublols367
      @brublols367 2 месяца назад +3

      wdym they are both in nato

    • @brublols367
      @brublols367 2 месяца назад +3

      and this offends me as a canadian and our southern neighbors

    • @ThebannanMan
      @ThebannanMan 2 месяца назад +2

      I just call it a skill issue

    • @ytforscher
      @ytforscher 2 месяца назад +6

      @@brublols367Sounds like a you problem

  • @PokeTube
    @PokeTube 2 месяца назад +28

    I can see a lot of this happening if the U.S. did annex Canada except for the part about banning all French signage and forcing all French speakers to learn English. That’s the only unrealistic part imo

    • @NebulaBackup
      @NebulaBackup 2 месяца назад +3

      Unless this is fallout

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield 2 месяца назад +4

      And changing the province names.

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +2

      Just you wait...

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 Месяц назад

      America doesn’t have good history on policy during military occupations. Why do you think Iraq went so bad? They would definitely find a way to piss off Quebec into starting a second insurgency, which might I add is more “left wing” than the rest of Canada.
      The most unrealistic part is the situation that got us annexed. Although it’s possible, I find it much more likely that the sizeable portion of American right wingers who want to annex us right now gain control of the US government and do it.

    • @Creeps-zj7mf
      @Creeps-zj7mf Месяц назад +5

      Just wait until you find out what they did to the Native Americans

  • @jaxondaigle1299
    @jaxondaigle1299 2 месяца назад +218

    Dear Justin Trudeau, this will happen if you dont wake up and fix things

    • @user-pt4nf6lz1i
      @user-pt4nf6lz1i 2 месяца назад

      Just look at the fucking inflation in this one, 1$ USD = 830$ CAD, It was absolutely over for canada in this scenario

    • @AlexStiner-qi1ll
      @AlexStiner-qi1ll 2 месяца назад +12

      No he’s the one making the change he’d do that

    • @krisdaschwab912
      @krisdaschwab912 2 месяца назад +15

      xD
      The US is more likely to self-destruct during another Comrade Orange term.

    • @chad2522
      @chad2522 2 месяца назад +38

      @@krisdaschwab912 How so? ''Comrade Orange'' By saying that it automatically means you are below the age of 13 and should have 0 say.

    • @ZennonTheOne
      @ZennonTheOne 2 месяца назад +26

      @@krisdaschwab912 Bro thinks he's the ultimate Trump hater

  • @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan
    @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan 2 месяца назад +58

    I know this has been commented a few times, but "Our boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada."

  • @0renji_
    @0renji_ 2 месяца назад +31

    Not suprised they joined the US in this, one 1 us dollar is 830 Canadian dollars in this timeline 💀💀 1:00

    • @draculemihawk10
      @draculemihawk10 2 месяца назад +9

      They basically fell to Romania level

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +1

      I’m really interested in what *actually* happened, how do we know that wasn’t American propaganda? The EAS messages act very dystopian, and with all the benefits the states would gain from lying (conning Canadians out of their life savings, gaining support from the uninformed or creating excuses other than to butt heads with China or Russia, etc.), why would they tell the truth?

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 2 месяца назад

      Sooooo......... there is a new kickboxing taking control of canada

  • @elijahbastos1713
    @elijahbastos1713 2 месяца назад +147

    Canada if Trudeau wins another term:

    • @weetytoaster1835
      @weetytoaster1835 2 месяца назад +9

      Yeah, and if the next Canadian Prime Minister turns out to be a phony, this will definitely happen.

    • @MikhailMyers
      @MikhailMyers 2 месяца назад +10

      Based. Canada is American

    • @zackmakesstuff
      @zackmakesstuff 2 месяца назад +1

      Omw to liberate Canada

    • @tim.a.k.mertens
      @tim.a.k.mertens 2 месяца назад +1

      Hardly, no way the whole parliament would agree on anything much less with Trudeau in the room

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tim.a.k.mertensespecially with the NDP allowing the Liberals to dick them down in return for scraps.

  • @weetytoaster1835
    @weetytoaster1835 2 месяца назад +36

    something tells me that getting rid of the ability for Canadians to own whatever firearm they want to with their license during the 1970s was a really bad idea.

    • @Razor-gx2dq
      @Razor-gx2dq 2 месяца назад +9

      On the bright side (depending on how you look at it) the Constitution and all of its amendments would apply to former Canadian citizens.

    • @weetytoaster1835
      @weetytoaster1835 2 месяца назад

      @@Razor-gx2dq my brother in Christ there ethnically cleansing Quebec

    • @weetytoaster1835
      @weetytoaster1835 2 месяца назад

      @@Razor-gx2dq every integrated Canadian province, is going to have California style gun laws so it wouldn’t matter

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Razor-gx2dq Precisely.

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 месяца назад +2

      I thought it was the late 80s early 90s that the bans began. Specifically on assault rifles and general automatics due to the Polytechnique shooting in Quebec.

  • @beanseason6515
    @beanseason6515 2 месяца назад +54

    Your channel is one of the only good ones on YT. Your hard work and creativity is definitely appreciated

    • @leafsfanforever2896
      @leafsfanforever2896 2 месяца назад

      Check out YP, nullDorito, EASY & even FT; they continue to make great scenarios today
      As for YP, he mentioned he has school going on in an October community post, so he cannot maintain a constant upload schedule

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 месяца назад

      One of the few hundred good ones

    • @Lego-fan1867
      @Lego-fan1867 2 месяца назад

      This is not even close to realistic
      Here is a real example of a Canadian eas: ruclips.net/video/sQOV8DIeek4/видео.htmlsi=K25j_6P5UrbqN4Q7

  • @MrNage
    @MrNage 2 месяца назад +63

    Please do a second part on a possible Canadian uprising, it would be interesting to see.

    • @MikhailMyers
      @MikhailMyers 2 месяца назад +4

      it’s about 40m people vs 340m people, with most the population living near the American border. Tf you think is gonna happen?

    • @Kingofspaids
      @Kingofspaids 2 месяца назад +2

      You are really underestimating a population of 40 million people ​@MikhailMyers

    • @MikhailMyers
      @MikhailMyers 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Kingofspaids We have the strongest army in the world

    • @Kingofspaids
      @Kingofspaids 2 месяца назад

      @MikhailMyers Yet you couldn't defeat the Taliban. If you tried to invade you'd have your asses wooped and have NATO attack you.

    • @BCMSi
      @BCMSi 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@MikhailMyers340mil that aren't going to show up though. The vast majority would either actively object to the conflict, or not care enough to actively participate. The Canadian population would be far more motivated, and likely receive a lot of external support

  • @Rorywizz
    @Rorywizz 2 месяца назад +30

    I gotta say that the detail of the messages being typed out as it's being broadcast is very nice

  • @mischiefmanagedxx592
    @mischiefmanagedxx592 2 месяца назад +48

    Me, a Canadian: “Hey a new EAS scenario just got dropped”
    My boyfriend, also a Canadian: “oh no what’s this one about?”
    Me: “…the future” lol

  • @cascade969
    @cascade969 2 месяца назад +9

    Cool to see these more down to earth, realistic EAS scenarios. Nobody else really does anything like this, so keep up the good work.

  • @user-eg4pg1xc9k
    @user-eg4pg1xc9k 2 месяца назад +83

    As an American, I honestly hope this doesn't happen in real life

    • @thecapitalg
      @thecapitalg 2 месяца назад +9

      It probs wont

    • @user-eg4pg1xc9k
      @user-eg4pg1xc9k 2 месяца назад +2

      @@thecapitalg yah ik

    • @thomasdewitt3637
      @thomasdewitt3637 2 месяца назад +8

      As a Canadian, I also hope this doesn’t happen IRL

    • @Abigzerolol
      @Abigzerolol 2 месяца назад +12

      Unless you’re in the Fallout universe

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +17

      Guess we'll have to wait and see in the year 2039.

  • @aaronnicolas1760
    @aaronnicolas1760 2 месяца назад +20

    After centuries, america finally achieved manifestdestiny

  • @fidothecdn
    @fidothecdn 2 месяца назад +33

    Had to pause the video to laugh my head off at the USD-CAD exchange rate
    And the name changes
    Then the last bit happened and I stopped laughing.
    Fantastic work!

  • @SireDutchball
    @SireDutchball 2 месяца назад +50

    One united nation under our glorious president… Drake!

    • @BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB1
      @BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB1 2 месяца назад +2

      Nice reference

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +2

      “Y’all, this term of mine that was won in the recent election was simply God’s plan.” he announces to the crowd at his first speech/“political concert” after renaming the country Drakanada and the province of NB “New Biebers” after his deputy prime minister.

    • @supercooljoeeman7268
      @supercooljoeeman7268 2 месяца назад +1

      "No longer will we tolerate our smug neighbors to the north!"

    • @lichuyoutuber
      @lichuyoutuber 2 месяца назад +1

      philip 2nd wants to know your location

    • @ryneagheilim9782
      @ryneagheilim9782 Месяц назад +1

      May the OvO becomes Gods Plan

  • @mandodoescoolthings2386
    @mandodoescoolthings2386 2 месяца назад +6

    Im pretty sure and hoping you see this comment since you just posted the video, so if you do, I love all your scenarios and binge them all in long car rides. I really love your EAS style and the way you've improved

  • @Turtleboilol
    @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад +65

    As a Quebecois-Australian who likes to visit Canada a lot, dang.
    The 4th American war of Independence.
    Quebec losing its French also sounds horrifying.

    • @catinthebox5725
      @catinthebox5725 2 месяца назад +8

      Hey, at least you get to be Vermont.

    • @ambassadorofbadtaste
      @ambassadorofbadtaste 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@catinthebox5725who the fuck would like to be a part of Vermont?

    • @catinthebox5725
      @catinthebox5725 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ambassadorofbadtaste I mean, it's a pretty nice state.

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 2 месяца назад +6

      It wouldn’t lose its French the US has no official language

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stargazer-eliteY’all literally sent them to assimilating language camps at the end

  • @TheRandomeer
    @TheRandomeer 2 месяца назад +33

    We have finally taken our hat back.
    Thank you for another amazing video!

    • @screech2730
      @screech2730 2 месяца назад +1

      back?

    • @remy9827
      @remy9827 2 месяца назад +1

      Our hat 😂😂😂

  • @LogeYippee
    @LogeYippee 2 месяца назад +5

    i love this!! keep the work up 👍👍

  • @VinityGD
    @VinityGD 2 месяца назад +18

    "This change will bring a brighter future"
    NATO is in shables and US is in joy

  • @nathanseper8738
    @nathanseper8738 2 месяца назад +8

    Glad to see you back and knocking it out of the park again!

  • @MRGUTSY-ts2mz
    @MRGUTSY-ts2mz 2 месяца назад +38

    8:56 got me shivering as a quebecer

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад +15

      “Stop being Fren-“
      “NOUS ALLONS VOUS TUER”
      *Chanson De L’oignon intensifies*

    • @MRGUTSY-ts2mz
      @MRGUTSY-ts2mz 2 месяца назад

      @@Turtleboilol?

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад

      @@MRGUTSY-ts2mz
      ruclips.net/video/Fr5g-oMwAjY/видео.htmlsi=fCcxHsUBAxn2Ek5I

    • @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo
      @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo 2 месяца назад +2

      Haha ouais qu’ils essaie de nous convertir à l’anglais
      On va pas renoncer

    • @redoqc
      @redoqc 2 месяца назад +1

      grosss osti si ca arrive.... j'va rejoindre la resistance si yen a mais apart ca j'men va en france ou j'me bas contre les american

  • @Arever0
    @Arever0 2 месяца назад +8

    Such a cool concept, good work as always AlertWorld!

  • @ThatPlanet12
    @ThatPlanet12 2 месяца назад +63

    as a Canadian this actually concerns me because this could actually happen

    • @UnethicalMonkey420
      @UnethicalMonkey420 2 месяца назад +17

      well thats fine you can still call yourself canadian, and you will have more economic stability in this situation. its simply a win.

    • @Zanderupdate
      @Zanderupdate 2 месяца назад +18

      What’s so scary about it? It’s just a Canada but with a better economy and military protection

    • @aydenlessels5550
      @aydenlessels5550 2 месяца назад +37

      ​@@ZanderupdateIt's like asking a Ukrainian why they dont wanna be part of Russia.
      (granted, different- but you get the idea)
      We respect you americans, but we have our own national identity as well, not to mention the difference in laws among several sectors would be less than enviable.
      I could go into more detail, but I hope that helps explain why Canada being annexed would be less than desirable for about 95 percent of us.

    • @ThatPlanet12
      @ThatPlanet12 2 месяца назад +18

      @@Zanderupdate I still want my free healthcare

    • @Zanderupdate
      @Zanderupdate 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ThatPlanet12 yes

  • @adrianok4266
    @adrianok4266 2 месяца назад

    More annexation vids please! Lots of material to work with!

  • @GamerGamerYT918
    @GamerGamerYT918 2 месяца назад

    I really love this video a lot! This is giving me ideas for my upcoming fps game! Keep up the good work! :D

  • @F-22-Raptor-guy
    @F-22-Raptor-guy 2 месяца назад +9

    I love when this dude posts❤❤❤

  • @MJRSoap
    @MJRSoap 2 месяца назад +5

    Live Canadian Reaction:
    In 1812 we did it once. In 2039 we shall do it again.

    • @CanadaNeeds2a
      @CanadaNeeds2a 2 месяца назад +1

      The U.S is a lot more powerful than Canada Military speaking

  • @webbiess6
    @webbiess6 2 месяца назад

    This is actually a very well thought out video.

  • @JanetBuhrmann
    @JanetBuhrmann 2 месяца назад +38

    The "unanimous" election was obviously manipulated.

    • @Egghead012
      @Egghead012 2 месяца назад

      Its the jews.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 2 месяца назад +4

      Rare CIA W

    • @supercooljoeeman7268
      @supercooljoeeman7268 2 месяца назад +5

      Rare footage of the CIA actually doing something helpful for once:

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +2

      Whatever do you mean? It was entirely unanimous.

    • @LyricsQuest
      @LyricsQuest Месяц назад

      Just like the austrian referendum back in 1938.

  • @ErmAchualley
    @ErmAchualley 2 месяца назад +5

    Lesssss goooo he posted!

  • @thebobloblawshow8832
    @thebobloblawshow8832 Месяц назад +9

    This is Justin Trudeau’s fault. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @fatkid420
      @fatkid420 12 дней назад

      Dammit Trudeau! You strike again!

  • @krisdaschwab912
    @krisdaschwab912 2 месяца назад +14

    What the hell happened to the Canadian dollar? 830 CAD - 1 USD is completely bonkers.

    • @ilovemydogs5725
      @ilovemydogs5725 2 месяца назад +2

      Destroyed economy e/ bad handling of debt

    • @veeli1106
      @veeli1106 2 месяца назад +2

      Just the effects of fiscal deficit-spending for “free” healthcare…

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +1

      I’m thinking it was propaganda, it provides plenty of benefits to the U.S., such as:
      - Stealing the life savings of every Canadian through currency conversion, making them rely much more on the U.S. and giving profit for the Americans
      - Convincing foreign (excluding Canada) and American citizens that this annexation is done for a reason outside of territorial gain, profit, or getting a one-up on Russia or China, creating less resistance internationally and within the U.S.
      - Making uninformed Canadians have a distaste for their government and an unwillingness to fight, giving them the belief that they are in shambles and will be saved
      At that point, why tell the truth? The States in this scenario behave extremely like governments in dystopian media do, which is what leads me to believe they also lie for political gain.

    • @redoubtwithoutdoubt9945
      @redoubtwithoutdoubt9945 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@veeli1106meanwhile Florida purchasing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of pharmaceuticals from Canada

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 месяца назад

      ​@@veeli1106What makes it worse is how inefficient it is.

  • @handlesRtrash354
    @handlesRtrash354 2 месяца назад +6

    as a Canadian, this keeps me up at night more than any of your other videos

  • @adaxxus
    @adaxxus 2 месяца назад +60

    As a Canadian, I do not approve of this. Anyways good scenario as always! (I also don't like that New Brunswick is now apart of Maine, we should have gotten a cool name ☹)

    • @DasComrade
      @DasComrade 2 месяца назад +9

      as a Canadian, and American dual citizen, i approve of this

    • @ConstantBit9
      @ConstantBit9 2 месяца назад +13

      As a US Army Soldier clad in T-51d Power Armor, I'd say talk to my 10mm Pistol.

    • @adaxxus
      @adaxxus 2 месяца назад

      @@ConstantBit9 As Maple Syrup drinker, I say come and get me motherfucka I got hardened blood like Senator Armstrong!

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +9

      You don't have a choice.

    • @amusician644
      @amusician644 2 месяца назад

      I mean in that situation the loyalists are fighting out of sheer pride. The average canadian dollar is probably worthless according to what happened in the EAS and then there is the fact its probably in the fallout universe and its either america or a full blown chinese led communist revolt.

  • @ajwu-iv2io
    @ajwu-iv2io 2 месяца назад +11

    Canada was in $18 trillion of national debt? That's not even a lot, considering the US is currently in $34 trillion in 2024

    • @ilovemydogs5725
      @ilovemydogs5725 2 месяца назад +6

      Canada is significantly smaller pop. Wise, economy is also smaller, so half of the American debt right now, & having a crumbing economy in this future.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 месяца назад +3

      Are debt per capita though is far worse 18 trillion in debt is our current national debt with a population of 38 million

  • @TankeyNOTsus
    @TankeyNOTsus 2 месяца назад +1

    Your video is amazing! Can you do Quebec/hong kong/florida independence next?

  • @Tired_Guy.
    @Tired_Guy. 2 месяца назад +6

    “Our boys help keep the peace in newly annexed Canada” June 3, 2072.

  • @dustindusterooni3601
    @dustindusterooni3601 2 месяца назад +10

    Ah yes, my favorite country, north America

  • @HorribleMapping.mp4
    @HorribleMapping.mp4 2 месяца назад +27

    I love how cocky and self-centered the Americans are

    • @reanimationeas342
      @reanimationeas342 2 месяца назад +7

      Don't worry, we don't want Canada

    • @Razor-gx2dq
      @Razor-gx2dq 2 месяца назад +2

      I for sure dont want Canada.

    • @HorribleMapping.mp4
      @HorribleMapping.mp4 2 месяца назад +4

      I know all Americans aren't cocky, I just mean in this scenario, sorry for any confusion

    • @tsundere.master
      @tsundere.master 2 месяца назад

      Its fine bro have a pizza 🍕 ​@Bill-xm8mh

    • @harryballshd
      @harryballshd 2 месяца назад +5

      yea cause we know we’re better

  • @superfan5680
    @superfan5680 2 месяца назад +5

    Great job bro, genuinely. As a Canadian I guarantee that you’ve scared 94% of all Canadians. We love Americans but we hope this NEVER happens. Great job though. 👍😨😱🤯

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 месяца назад

      This is literally the nightmare scenario that scared the Canadian colonies into Confederation in 1867.

  • @ransom182
    @ransom182 2 месяца назад +10

    Imagine transporting ~9 million francophones from Quebec to Montana to learn English! Sounds like something else is going on there...

    • @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo
      @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo 2 месяца назад +1

      I wont let anyone take me away

    • @jaguarspeed
      @jaguarspeed 2 месяца назад +5

      Most of them do speak English, they just pretend not to when anglos are around..

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад

      @@You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo Resistance is futile...

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 месяца назад

      ​@@chaserussell2689car goes boom.

  • @callumverhelst
    @callumverhelst 2 месяца назад +32

    Alert world video abt my home country? Yes please!

    • @adaxxus
      @adaxxus 2 месяца назад +1

      Same reaction here, I was like "yipee more Canada stuff!"

    • @A_Buster9693
      @A_Buster9693 2 месяца назад +3

      i hate to be the bearer of good news but it's ours now

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +2

      You mean OUR country?

  • @SilverEvans
    @SilverEvans 2 месяца назад +5

    It would be cool if we got an eas on a Saiyan invasion. Like in the Saiyan saga. Where Vegeta and Napa came to earth.
    It could be a great way to honor Akira Toriyama’s passing.
    Thank you for your work!

  • @jayhollowayii2
    @jayhollowayii2 2 месяца назад

    Wow nice video mate hope all is well

  • @jaimeleoneljaimes8207
    @jaimeleoneljaimes8207 2 месяца назад

    Yo! Your videos are awesome! If i can, i would like to ask if you can do a 7 hour war video? the half life 2 one

  • @user-db2rl1yr4r
    @user-db2rl1yr4r 2 месяца назад +5

    As a canadian i would be truely upset that our sovereignty would be given up, my 2 great grandfathers fought in both world wars were 1 out of many that died for the idea and identity of being canadian, i love that we are close the USA but this would be not welcomed by many.
    Please just remember that we shaded blood together since ww1 to the modren day.

  • @Pandorso
    @Pandorso 2 месяца назад +24

    Finally the American government has done something good

  • @nathanhendry1595
    @nathanhendry1595 Месяц назад +1

    Fingers crossed for this my whole life!! I hope so.

    • @nathanhendry1595
      @nathanhendry1595 Месяц назад

      And I love the banishment of the French language. Icing on top.

  • @ThatKoda
    @ThatKoda 2 месяца назад +3

    As a Canadian citizen, I request you make a part two please

  • @sce2aux464
    @sce2aux464 2 месяца назад +9

    "Trust us...we don't want you!"
    - USA

  • @wallytangofoxtrot4721
    @wallytangofoxtrot4721 2 месяца назад +3

    ‘Northern Vermont’
    LOL
    Good luck with that!

  • @roosar1060
    @roosar1060 Месяц назад +1

    Hey i love your videos! ❤ can you please make a EAS for Scp 5000? Like transmited by the global occult coalition maybe. Cheers 🎉

  • @luluvincent1747
    @luluvincent1747 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey thanks for posting. Can you do one where the polar ice caps are melting and all coastal cities are in danger?

  • @mgrvr
    @mgrvr 2 месяца назад +9

    Hi Alert World! Don’t listen to the haters, keep doing what your doing!

  • @purelyaccidental779
    @purelyaccidental779 2 месяца назад +11

    MANIFEST DESTINY BABY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @spingebill8551
    @spingebill8551 Месяц назад +2

    As a Canadian I am genuinely more scared of America than Russia and China at this point. This scenario is obviously a completely wacky work of fiction, but there’s a certain part of the American right that genuinely supports annexation of either part or whole of Canada.

  • @URProductions
    @URProductions Месяц назад

    As a Canadian, I approve of this initiative.

  • @diamondhero3804
    @diamondhero3804 2 месяца назад +7

    As a Canadian I have ONE thing to say: darn…

  • @tophat2897
    @tophat2897 2 месяца назад +3

    I miss this guy's SCP videos, those were amazing

  • @Trintonatronic
    @Trintonatronic 2 месяца назад +1

    WE DONT WANNA SET THE WORLD ON FIRE WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣 🗣 🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @ETHANBLANK-ut3fv
    @ETHANBLANK-ut3fv Месяц назад +9

    “Why would Canada ever allow this?”
    *$1 USD = $830.23 CAD*
    “Oh”

  • @OKWqc
    @OKWqc 2 месяца назад +5

    'Quebec now: Northen Vermont'
    The average québécois: not even mad....
    All French signage will be...
    Bonne chance avec ça! Ça fait 400 ans qu'ils essaient.....

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад +2

      ILS N'ENLÈVONT PAS NOTRE CULTURE! JAMAIS! 🇫🇷🇨🇦🇫🇷🇨🇦🇫🇷🇨🇦

    • @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo
      @You_can_vent_to_this_weirdo 2 месяца назад

      @@Turtleboiloloh ça non hehe

    • @francoisbeland7188
      @francoisbeland7188 Месяц назад

      @@Turtleboilol Non, pas au début, ils ne pourront faire ça, mais à la longue, ils nous assimileront. Je peux vous garantir que ce sont les québécois eux-mêmes qui iront à l'abattoir, ils se mettront à genoux devant les américains, ils changeront leurs propres noms français pour de nouveaux noms anglais, débaptiseront le nom de leurs villes, de leurs régions, déboulonneront leurs monuments historiques, feront disparaître toute trace de notre culture, de notre langue et de notre âme particulière... Au bûcher, Émile Nelligan ! Au bûcher Pierre Bourgault ! À mort, Gabrielle Roy ! Ce ne seront pas les américains qui feront tout ça, ce seront les québécois eux-mêmes ! La plupart sont lâches, ils recherchent la facilité et se laissent facilement acheter, ils l'ont démontré déjà, jour après jour, depuis la Conquête anglaise. Quant à nos élites « nationales » elles nous ont toujours trahis, même encore aujourd'hui. Seul un petit noyau d'irréductibles a toujours résisté, témoin, la Rébellion de 1837-38, écrasée par the canadian mob for ''Their satanic majesties'' of England. Mais maintenant, il n'y en a plus de ce noyau sans compromis et intègre jusqu'à la mort, comme le furent les de Lorimier, les Papineau, les Daunais, les Narbonne... Qui au Québec aujourd'hui, accepterait de subir la peine capitale, pour défendre ses racines et la véritable liberté politique ? Personne. Rendus là, pour leur survie, ils en auront rien à c**sser de leur langue, de leur racines et de leur identité. La plupart sont des Elvis Gratton en puissance. Dès le début de l'annexion et même avant, le gros de la masse trahira, ils n'attendent que ça. Ils deviendront délateurs en échange de l'argent américain, et livreront l'infime minorité de leurs semblables qui oseront encore résister, aux autorités américaines... Vous trouverez que mon jugement est sévère, impitoyable, mais je ne fait que me baser sur ce que j'observe des québécois depuis ma jeunesse jusqu'à maintenant, et en examinant aussi l'Histoire, les documents sociologiques, etc. J'ai 54 printemps, j'ai examiné et digéré la matière, et je puis dire que ça lève pas très haut, au Québec ! Ça finira mal. Comme les Amérindiens vaincus par les Européens. Comme les gaulois vaincus par César !

  • @th6rohp770
    @th6rohp770 2 месяца назад +36

    The amount of devastated canadians in these comments is foolish 😂

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 2 месяца назад +3

      No onions for you.

    • @EI8THENOOB
      @EI8THENOOB 2 месяца назад +3

      As a Canadian this shit is funny as hell

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +3

      This is literally a horror scenario for us, of course we’d talk about how scary this is 😭 (though the humour of this video is still genuinely funny and I do take this all as an amusing and interesting scenario)

    • @chaserussell2689
      @chaserussell2689 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jimjimmers8571 Yes. It's scary. Change often is.

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield 2 месяца назад +1

      Maple syrup tears

  • @mattresskingofnightmares1123
    @mattresskingofnightmares1123 2 месяца назад +13

    Gotta love America violating one of the amendments at the end

    • @mr.mac-n-cheese2401
      @mr.mac-n-cheese2401 2 месяца назад +8

      @@content_enjoyer4458hey bro now that Canada is apart of America they’re every bit as American as the rest of us 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 2 месяца назад

      It’s not violating any amendments the military would simply just be entering the former Canadian territory just like there’s US bases spread around the country. Now there would be new bases popping up or repurposing Canadian bases.

    • @mattresskingofnightmares1123
      @mattresskingofnightmares1123 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stargazer-elite they banned speaking French

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 2 месяца назад

      @@mattresskingofnightmares1123 it looks like they were just remove the signs and making it only English. I don’t think they were actually banning the language. Otherwise they would have to ban the language in Louisiana as well. I think that it was more so “here’s a bunch of English stuff to help you learn English” and the strange removal of French from signs and what not, but the US doesn’t have any official language

    • @jimjimmers8571
      @jimjimmers8571 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stargazer-eliteThat still sounds extremely like assimilation, which is not only immoral but violates a few United Nations human rights articles.

  • @chwistopwherbjworn
    @chwistopwherbjworn 2 месяца назад +2

    BABE WAKE UP ALERT WORLD POSTED 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Malone698
    @Malone698 Месяц назад +3

    I love when rocky is the narrator

  • @sny8579
    @sny8579 2 месяца назад +4

    Can you do an EAS of The Flood(Halo)?
    Seemingly this may appear to the average person as a form of space zombie entity you could kill and stop, however once you peak into its intricacies you will come quick to the realization that it's an extremely terrifying foe. The Flood is more a biosphere terraforming engine commanded by an hyperintelligent eldrich horror known as the Gravemind. Rather than being a simple meager zombie virus examples being "The Last of us" or "Left for dead" which can be defeated or resisted by Modern day tools, no matter how many individual flood forms you kill they will recycle the dead corpses and at a celluar level corrupt everything it touches beyond recognition.
    You can do an EAS where you drop a single flood spore in some niche country and watch as the Flood hijacks an aeroplane and catapulting it into the airspace of the US. Doesn't matter if they manage to shoot it down or not because individual flood cells are resilient to everything but vaporization and being reduced to carbon. I could link a video to give a good example of what this would entail it's an exciting EAS situation in my opinion! Chances of the USA and rest of the World surviving the parasite is nearly zero unless they manage to do nuclear saturation bombardment of ground zero of the outbreak within the first hour or less.

  • @TheGenRo
    @TheGenRo Месяц назад +2

    Dayum we reenacting the Canadian annexation of the Fallout universe? Ok.

  • @destroyerdoom1544
    @destroyerdoom1544 2 месяца назад

    Great Video! A nice detail, 100 years ago, May 7th, 1939, Italy and Germany announced their alliance…

  • @Therottingcorpseofgiakiet1963
    @Therottingcorpseofgiakiet1963 2 месяца назад +4

    Imagine watching this as a Canadian in 2077

  • @ericrodensky9806
    @ericrodensky9806 2 месяца назад +4

    Well, this would be a good April Fools joke to play on my Canadian friends. Although I doubt, they will actually fall for it!

  • @davewoode6385
    @davewoode6385 Месяц назад +2

    about time eh?

  • @jimp8400
    @jimp8400 2 месяца назад

    This was a great idea