Trash talk in DBZ! 30 dollar haircut clip (Super Android 13)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @MrJodrick
    @MrJodrick  3 года назад +1046

    Drop a comment if you have a thirty dollar haircut ✂️

    • @sobeksuwek
      @sobeksuwek 3 года назад +26

      So haircut in america is expensive?
      I have a one dollar haircut

    • @anthonythomas305
      @anthonythomas305 3 года назад +7

      One dollar haircut

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 3 года назад +21

      Zero dollar haircut.
      I cut my own hair.

    • @YGODueltainer
      @YGODueltainer 3 года назад +12

      hmm 30 dollar is a bit expensive, mine is only 10 dollar lmao.

    • @Potatoman0852
      @Potatoman0852 3 года назад +12

      *looks away in $18 haircut*

  • @glaidermason6870
    @glaidermason6870 4 года назад +4127

    "I was programmed to kill your ass, and that's exactly what im gonna do. " lmao most underrated line in dbz ever

    • @roleemack1535
      @roleemack1535 3 года назад +10

      Isnt that all Mankind in general does follow a Devil's will not their's. Using excuse I didnt do but how about this were you Programmed To Kill someone cause you lack free will and morals to do the Right Things. I'm just saying this been going on for Millenial years decades still nothing changes

    • @slinux8420
      @slinux8420 3 года назад +41

      @@roleemack1535 Bruh

    • @uhuh.2232
      @uhuh.2232 3 года назад +44

      @@roleemack1535 ok bro but we just chilling

    • @danielegan9039
      @danielegan9039 3 года назад +99

      Censored version "I was programmed to kill you, boy, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. "

    • @hexdrip251
      @hexdrip251 3 года назад +8

      @@roleemack1535 huh?

  • @deewee65
    @deewee65 5 лет назад +4195

    "Don't you lecture ME with your thirty dollar haircut, Goku dies!"

    • @davidwhitted289
      @davidwhitted289 3 года назад +268

      "We'll see you red ribbon rednceck."

    • @bryanprime3438
      @bryanprime3438 3 года назад +102

      @@davidwhitted289 '' Yes we will. WE SURE WILL! GO GET"EM BOYS!!"

    • @quinnchesser8034
      @quinnchesser8034 3 года назад +50

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    • @lakituu
      @lakituu 3 года назад +4

      moai emoji spam

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      @tick6362 3 года назад +5

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  • @stevencalvet8589
    @stevencalvet8589 3 года назад +2504

    I love that 13 calls Goku a 'city boy', when Goku is the farthest thing from one.

    • @Hyper_Gogeta
      @Hyper_Gogeta 2 года назад +240

      Lmao he legit lives on a mountain or in Uubs' poor village at the end of Z so yeah haha

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 2 года назад +84

      Right 😂! And Goku lived around the mountains somewhere 😂! You might as well call Trunks a “City Boy”

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Год назад +65

      @@91Definite it would probably be slightly more insulting for Future Trunks to be called a City Boy and already be called spoiled by an Android considering that being a City Boy could’ve been the (good) life that Future Trunks could’ve had if not for the androids taking that away from him. Poor dude grew up in the apocalypse.

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo Год назад +55

      That's cause 13 is from Ar-kan-sas. Everyone's a city boy if they ain't from Ar-kan-sas.

    • @samcross8532
      @samcross8532 Год назад +7

      Has goku ever bailed hay or drove a truck???

  • @blckorb6322
    @blckorb6322 4 года назад +4397

    13’s voice actor obviously loved this character it’s brilliant

    • @marshoul2717
      @marshoul2717 4 года назад +251

      You mean 17 sure loved playing another Android...

    • @blckorb6322
      @blckorb6322 4 года назад +167

      Marshoul seriously? I never knew they were the same voice actor.they sound VERY different

    • @marshoul2717
      @marshoul2717 4 года назад +121

      @@blckorb6322 I wouldn't say VERY different... if you watch the original DB and DBZ dubs, and even Super you can really hear the similarities between Pilaf (yes, him too), 17, and 13's voices. I'm not really able to describe it but I can tell the Chuck Huber in each of them when I hear it (maybe the missing link is Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho, because to me it sounds like Hiei doing very good voice impressions).

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +38

      @@marshoul2717 I think he is also Kibito and Garlic Junior

    • @marshoul2717
      @marshoul2717 4 года назад +31

      @@abduljah9355 Wow, and as soon as I saw this I played back Kibito's voice in my head and heard it. I don't really remember how Garlic Jr. sounded (if it wasn't similar to pilaf) but yeah, this man covers so many roles, he's like Chris Sabat's counterpart for villains.

  • @Gaelek13
    @Gaelek13 4 года назад +6336

    _"If he can't even handle the Indians, why bring out the Chief?"_
    Okay, you got me. That's actually a wicked line.

    • @LianleoC
      @LianleoC 4 года назад +126

      @@lonelyweebskits2990 good on you destroying that strawman.

    • @LianleoC
      @LianleoC 4 года назад +88

      @@lonelyweebskits2990 am I going crazy or did you delete that comment?

    • @A.S.28
      @A.S.28 4 года назад +77

      @@LianleoC he caved in

    • @LianleoC
      @LianleoC 4 года назад +21

      @@A.S.28 lol

    • @round105
      @round105 4 года назад +202

      Dude, i always thought that line was killer, and my friend told me something that made me laugh. "It's a stupid quote. Why would the chief come out? He is old and smokes peace pipe."

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 4 года назад +3048

    "Don't you lecture me with your $30 haircut!"

    • @PassionYetPeace
      @PassionYetPeace 4 года назад +146

      About segregation and war, or Trunks' haircut?

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 4 года назад +252

      @@PassionYetPeace yes

    • @PassionYetPeace
      @PassionYetPeace 4 года назад +115

      @@DaSheepKiller *galick guns into outer space* Smartass.

    • @doncornetto
      @doncornetto 4 года назад +27

      He's spitting straight sjw here

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 4 года назад +15

      @Justsum Yungnicca Is he wrong?

  • @Naruxos07
    @Naruxos07 6 лет назад +4133

    I can't believe this is official. Best exchange in the series.

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 6 лет назад +205

      Naruxos07 yeah tfs couldn't top this with their lame trucker hat, white noise and Jamaican. Ain't gonna let bygones be bygones. I think he is the only one in the whole series to talk about ass and outlogic the heroes

    • @SonGoli
      @SonGoli 4 года назад +45

      @Tornike Tvalchrelidze no one cares

    • @lemonzazz122
      @lemonzazz122 4 года назад +4

      It's not canon, though.

    • @gigagrenade7249
      @gigagrenade7249 4 года назад +4

      @Tornike Tvalchrelidze shut the fuck up

    • @gigagrenade7249
      @gigagrenade7249 4 года назад +33

      @@lemonzazz122 official as in the dialogue

  • @03jay562
    @03jay562 5 лет назад +3125

    The haircut joke is 13 saying how rich and spoiled he is.

    • @philthestampede
      @philthestampede 4 года назад +63

      Thank you! People are so dumb. Just like Chris Sabot.

    • @Andersen-lx2tg
      @Andersen-lx2tg 4 года назад +35

      Goku is actually poor

    • @philthestampede
      @philthestampede 4 года назад +454

      @@Andersen-lx2tg He was talking to Princess Trunks.

    • @Andersen-lx2tg
      @Andersen-lx2tg 4 года назад +15

      philthestampede oh

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +187

      The irony is that Future Trunks is probably poor in his timeline since the Androids ruined the economy.

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 6 лет назад +4723

    I mean 30$ is a lot for a haircut I mean, technically that's a compliment

    • @seg162
      @seg162 6 лет назад +901

      Maybe he was calling Trunks a priss.

    • @rjplays8397
      @rjplays8397 4 года назад +296

      @@seg162 he probably was

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 4 года назад +408

      Literally the best smack talker in all of DBZ and he had what 5 min of screen time before he changed ??? It's a shame they just beefed him up after absorbing 14 and 15 and turned him into a boring discount version of Broly..

    • @gapvz
      @gapvz 4 года назад +39

      Rhey other way around broly is after him

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 4 года назад +11

      @@gapvz ?????

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 3 года назад +1120

    "Red ribbon red neck" is my favorite comeback from Trunks. 🤣

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 3 года назад +880

    Android 13 is literally the most American DBZ character ever-

    • @k5elevencinc0
      @k5elevencinc0 3 года назад +19

      13, 14 and 15 😅💯

    • @flamerodbarrel1311
      @flamerodbarrel1311 2 года назад +6

      @@k5elevencinc0 No. Just 13.

    • @k5elevencinc0
      @k5elevencinc0 2 года назад +3

      @@flamerodbarrel1311 😂

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 года назад +1

      @@flamerodbarrel1311
      15 is a purple pimp and 14 is an albino American Indian. They are the trio of American androids.

    • @flamerodbarrel1311
      @flamerodbarrel1311 2 года назад +2

      @@1krani Whatever

  • @IAMSN
    @IAMSN 4 года назад +1333

    "Free Will, pitiful humans. War, segregation, hatred, is that what you've done with your free will, boy?"
    ....I...YOU....yea I got nothing
    Go Team Android

    • @morgwrld7855
      @morgwrld7855 4 года назад +61

      reminds me of when mario and luigi called out humans for being racist

    • @Luke-kc9li
      @Luke-kc9li 4 года назад +36

      except he has no room to talk because he’s an android only trying to kill

    • @l.arandom1631
      @l.arandom1631 4 года назад +105

      Harold hates meaty claws That’s the whole point. He kills because he’s a robot with no free will. Humans have that free will 13 lacks and they still decide to kill and discriminate. He’s basically saying humans are no better than him. Trunks proves his point by being racist calling him a redneck. This is probably the best dialogue in DBZ movies.

    • @Luke-kc9li
      @Luke-kc9li 4 года назад

      Smiley Dolly shut the fuck up

    • @Luke-kc9li
      @Luke-kc9li 4 года назад

      Christopher Caudillo shut the fuck up

  • @Luigiofthegods
    @Luigiofthegods 4 года назад +428

    1:23 "I was programmed to *kill your ass* and that's exactly what I'm gonna do"
    That hit me harder than the crotch punch

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 4 года назад +1157

    “I *can’t* believe the great goku is catching an *ass Whooping* from those *Boiis* “

    • @seanlebron1
      @seanlebron1 3 года назад +130

      "If he can't even handle the *indians* why bring out the *chief* ?!"

    • @mopeysadcloud3925
      @mopeysadcloud3925 2 года назад +17

      "You're an android too? Oh man how many did he make?"

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 2 года назад +19

      "Now his computers trying to kill me!?"

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 2 года назад +20

      @@revolvingworld2676 "That's right. This particular computer has been programmed to *think* that it *is* Dr. Gero."

    • @jaylenyoung4098
      @jaylenyoung4098 2 года назад +1

      It's down there skeemin and planning trying to realize its number one ambition which is to see you dead.

  • @tabulldog2743
    @tabulldog2743 3 года назад +1010

    I think this is one of the few DBZ movies that TFS couldn't make any better than it already was. It's already hilarious and it actually has some of the most badass lines in DBZ lmao

    • @armandotorres8962
      @armandotorres8962 3 года назад +64

      I have to personally disagree. Why? LOOK AT MY TRUCKER HAT

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 года назад +26

      "Now Ah KNOW you're not ready to start pushin' up daisies. C'mon, son, Ah was just now gettin' warmed up!"

    • @Nyahahameha
      @Nyahahameha Год назад +16

      "My trucker hat! Ya' plum done gone dadgum did it now, son."

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan Год назад +3

      Lest we forget gotenks 😅

    • @StevenJones851
      @StevenJones851 Год назад +1

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaManbuu saga abridged

  • @Riddler115
    @Riddler115 5 лет назад +595

    Red dead redemption meet dragon ball z

  • @finalfxr8710
    @finalfxr8710 2 года назад +227

    “Now I can’t believe that the great goku is catching an ass whoopin from those boys”
    Bro Came in with heat from the jump.

  • @thecasul1524
    @thecasul1524 3 года назад +637

    So the old dub usually changes the original dialogue for... reasons. Most of the time I find it absurd, but this guy is so much better in the dub that it hurts he was a one-time villain.

    • @Mephiles343
      @Mephiles343 3 года назад +125

      His entire line about bringin out the chief was honestly such a badass line

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 2 года назад +45

      That’ll happen a lot, especially if the original dialogue made reference to things only a Japanese audience would be familiar with.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 года назад +47

      Agreed. Gotta wonder what direction he would've taken had he survived or even succeeded, since he seems fully aware of how petty Gero's grudge is, but is willing to carry it out anyway.
      Android 13 needs to be made canon like Broly, especially since he'd be horribly outmatched and would need to reconcile that fact with his programming.

    • @jeffrousseau4033
      @jeffrousseau4033 2 года назад +5

      @@1krani His movie CAN fit perfectly in the main timeline👀

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 года назад +18

      @@jeffrousseau4033
      Not quite. The gap between Goku recovering from the heart virus and Cell appearing is too short to account for the stuff happening in the beginning, what with the shopping trip and pageant and all. Plus, 16, 17 and 18 remain unaccounted for; why isn't anyone worried about where they are or what havoc they're causing?

  • @kurko9840
    @kurko9840 4 года назад +420

    1:34 lowkey speaking facts......

  • @actuallyblak
    @actuallyblak 4 года назад +776

    Android 13 was spittin facts at the end tho

    • @BenjiluvsHondas
      @BenjiluvsHondas 4 года назад +20

      Right lol

    • @l.arandom1631
      @l.arandom1631 4 года назад +119

      Justsum Yungnicca “pitiful humans. War, segregation, hatred. Is that what you’ve done with your free will”
      His point is he kills because he’s a robot with no free will. Humans have that will and choose to kill just as he does.

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 3 года назад +3

      @@l.arandom1631 #notallhumans

    • @drkspnova
      @drkspnova 3 года назад +6

      @@jasonmnosaj people always categorize when a majority is a certain way but you defend it when it has something to do with you?

    • @richblackkid2523
      @richblackkid2523 3 года назад +1

      actuallyblak , no he did not , goku did not die and killed him

  • @gabrielcastejon7914
    @gabrielcastejon7914 4 года назад +429

    0:51 "city boy"?
    Goku's a bigger bumpkin than you'll ever be

    • @naijaboygangsta
      @naijaboygangsta 3 года назад +24

      I was gonna, goku definitely a country side boy

  • @Menfiz
    @Menfiz 4 года назад +377

    1:17 No way this is real

    • @HerozOfficial
      @HerozOfficial 4 года назад +7

      It is real, why would it not?

    • @spreadwuvokay
      @spreadwuvokay 4 года назад +10

      @@HerozOfficial From LTG's stream? If it is your Isabelle is an inspiration and it's genuinely a shame you can't just d throw fair him all 3 stocks without him crying.

    • @lucid544
      @lucid544 4 года назад +8

      @@spreadwuvokay GET THAT ASS BANNED

    • @spreadwuvokay
      @spreadwuvokay 4 года назад

      @@lucid544 I take back my previous statement. Heroz is a complete fucking loser lol.

    • @what-bn6xq
      @what-bn6xq 3 года назад +3

      It is

  • @psyducklord6151
    @psyducklord6151 4 года назад +597

    Bruh how is goku a city boy he literally lives in the middle of the woods.

  • @kingscrubby6560
    @kingscrubby6560 4 года назад +951

    They'll never allow this kind of talk in the dub anymore

    • @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920
      @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 4 года назад +194

      The Indian Quote would probably be considered racist nowadays

    • @AK-MS27
      @AK-MS27 3 года назад +16

      @@raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 what did it exactly mean tho?

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 3 года назад +42

      @@AK-MS27 Native Americans

    • @kamikazehound3243
      @kamikazehound3243 3 года назад +74

      @alligator lizards this whole movie would probably be canceled, we got the maybe native guy, the maybe black pimp with an alcohol problem and the maybe readnec tossing the word boy before going full pc on Trunk whilst insulting that 30 dollar hair cut🤣 honestly what is with Goro with these random personalities and I still cant figure out why that weird Michelin man out 16 had while cell was a damn cicada.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 3 года назад +86

      It's basically "If you can't handle the guards, why fight the boss?"

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 3 года назад +97

    13: Segregation!
    Vegeta: Lower class warrior *whispers*

    • @richblackkid2523
      @richblackkid2523 3 года назад

      Jose Tomas Campos Robledano - man shut up vegeta didnt say shit but get his ass beat , while goku killed android 13

  • @Toon.Hamstreak_658
    @Toon.Hamstreak_658 3 года назад +54

    " IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED *ME!* "

  • @catblack4604
    @catblack4604 6 лет назад +620

    i thought goku was country tho...

    • @JohnnyDominion
      @JohnnyDominion 5 лет назад +142

      Gero failed a spot check when researching Goku.

    • @channingdavis5541
      @channingdavis5541 4 года назад +57

      Johnny D American country and japan country are two different monsters lol

    • @no1nozz
      @no1nozz 4 года назад +58

      "CITEH BOAH!!"

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 года назад +56

      @@channingdavis5541 The dude literally grew up in the middle of nowhere and hadn't seen another person until Dragon Ball

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 3 года назад +4

      Wrong country 😝

  • @sirjecht295
    @sirjecht295 6 лет назад +310

    Andriod 13 talkin dat real grease

    • @JM-fx2cc
      @JM-fx2cc 5 лет назад +25

      ON GOD LMAO

  • @sav6149
    @sav6149 4 года назад +229

    i wish db could have more trashtalks like this from 13, his country accent makes this scene 2x funnier

  • @overtimeworker59
    @overtimeworker59 4 года назад +153

    This movie is probably the best one when it comes to roasting lmao

  • @stupidrobotproductions627
    @stupidrobotproductions627 2 года назад +25

    _”DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT!”_
    the moment that all hell broke loose

  • @phedonthomas338
    @phedonthomas338 6 лет назад +570

    1:44 Android 13: BOY, don't lecture me with your 30$ haircut !
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @Inkypencil22
    @Inkypencil22 2 года назад +182

    i love how he makes an introspective comment on whether humankind truly deserves free will considering the atrocities we've committed as a consequence of having it, and then goes on to say "don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar hairut" LMAO

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret Год назад +24

      Well he was insulting Trunks because it looks like Trunks spent a lot of money on his hair. Using that as an example of improperly placed free will.

    • @hangonsapto2338
      @hangonsapto2338 Год назад +14

      ​@@LycanFerret Thats right ! Imagine blaming McDonald's employees who have a hard time living because they are underpaid, while Trunks himself spends 30 dollars just for a haircut instead of helping those in need. Android 13 DID NOTHING WRONG !

    • @GaionSputro
      @GaionSputro 6 месяцев назад

      Real DBZ heros here!

  • @Coreyy12
    @Coreyy12 2 года назад +72

    If someone showed me this and I never watched DBZ, I would totally think this was an abridged version 😂😂

  • @astriverofstrengthandknowledge
    @astriverofstrengthandknowledge 4 года назад +68

    Android 13’s dialogue alone made this movie perfect for me.

  • @kokroughtoss1257
    @kokroughtoss1257 4 года назад +85

    I honestly forgot they used the word ass in this dub considering how crazy they were with all the censorship back then. Ironic.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 3 года назад +12

      I think it’s just bc this is the DVD version

    • @SmazSolaire
      @SmazSolaire 3 года назад +12

      Tia Blue's right - this is from the uncut DVD version. There was a cut version too which I'm pretty sure cut the word, as well as a few other bits (Goku getting punched in the balls is removed so it looks like Super #13 just throws him to the ground, we never see Vegeta being slammed against Super #13's knee, never see Trunk's face from the ki blast after he breaks his sword and, the biggest of all, Goku's fist doesn't go through Super #13 and instead looks like Goku just pushes him up into the air, cutting to the final part of the explosion).

    • @projectzfoundation3065
      @projectzfoundation3065 3 года назад +3

      They still have that word in dbz kai. They should be more free with super since back then more kids watched it but now is an adult/teen so it should have some blood and some language.

    • @dairyqueensagain9776
      @dairyqueensagain9776 2 года назад +2

      I Unfortunately Had The Edited Version In Early 2003. My Dumbass 9 Year Old Self Didn’t Release It Was Uncut, Yet I Still Obviously Enjoyed The Film

  • @Jooders
    @Jooders 2 года назад +22

    The line “Now I can’t believe the great Goku is catchin an ass-whoopin from those bois”

  • @Deflecto3
    @Deflecto3 5 лет назад +252

    Gero's computer makes a hillbilly!? Why are we afraid of AI again?

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 года назад +50

      This thing is stronger than Frieza

    • @Deflecto3
      @Deflecto3 4 года назад +10

      @@abduljah9355 Frieza was handily taken out by Trunks.

    • @ivandiazc6144
      @ivandiazc6144 4 года назад +5

      @@Deflecto3 Super Saiyan Trunks

    • @Deflecto3
      @Deflecto3 4 года назад

      @@ivandiazc6144 yeah and?

    • @ivandiazc6144
      @ivandiazc6144 4 года назад +16

      @@Deflecto3It isn't like a "Super Saiyan" is like any other being who can take on Frieza any day of the week, so, the fact a mere android created in a laboratory by a computer in some place of the earth can easily beat Frieza is impressive.

  • @fduranthesee
    @fduranthesee 3 года назад +45

    “Don’t you lecture me with your 30$ haircut”
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ryanj4607
    @ryanj4607 2 года назад +38

    This is some of the greatest and realest dialogue to come out of a dub, it flows so well into all of it.

  • @25shadow11
    @25shadow11 4 года назад +136

    1:33 damn, you hitting us hard, you know that

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 3 года назад +34

    "I was programmed to *KILL* your ass and that's EXACTLY what I'm gonna do!"
    That's sounds like a TFS line

  • @pesotostylish
    @pesotostylish 8 месяцев назад +6

    android 13 the most american man in dbz

  • @devonsatchell
    @devonsatchell 3 года назад +101

    "I was program to kill your ass"
    "Don't you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut"
    Savage lines

  • @asuna7946
    @asuna7946 4 года назад +383

    I swear trunks is the most racist in this series lol.

    • @icohen1627
      @icohen1627 3 года назад +79

      @@Smirkonum Frieza is racist too

    • @dominicfrigerio1747
      @dominicfrigerio1747 3 года назад +81

      Nah there are others more racist:
      Bulma with black people
      Frieza with Saiyans
      Vegeta with Nameks

    • @icohen1627
      @icohen1627 3 года назад +46

      @@dominicfrigerio1747 Vegeta is quite racist. But careful. You may triggers Vegeta fans

    • @agentmysterious6682
      @agentmysterious6682 3 года назад +10

      @@dominicfrigerio1747 bulma is racist towards blacks.... I gotta look up a clip of proof but I do believe you since it might be from the original db

    • @dominicfrigerio1747
      @dominicfrigerio1747 3 года назад +8

      @@agentmysterious6682 I was refering to her treatment toward Mr Popo at the end of the Saiyan saga/beggining of Frieza saga

  • @luugyluugulite1656
    @luugyluugulite1656 3 года назад +25

    Android 13 is a fucking gift, I love him.

  • @lightwolfgamer6430
    @lightwolfgamer6430 6 лет назад +220

    Howdy Im Android 13 Look At My Trucker Hat

    • @chaysepetitt
      @chaysepetitt 4 года назад +1

      TFS

    • @Jacen436987
      @Jacen436987 4 года назад +2

      dr. gero started red ribbon trucking with blood, sweat and tears only to have some kid bring his trucking empire crashing down.

    • @RversePegasister
      @RversePegasister 4 года назад +2

      I WAS GOING THROUGH A PHASE!!

    • @JoesAnimationHub
      @JoesAnimationHub 3 года назад

      (Imperial March Banjos intensifies)

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 3 года назад +66

    While creating androids, Gero turns up the charisma stat to max settings

    • @jordywoody14
      @jordywoody14 Год назад +3

      He also turned the Intelligence down to 3. 17 and 18 never listened to 16 and they got absorbed by Cell.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Год назад

      @@jordywoody14 Which is why for 21, he turned both up to max

  • @tyjudah2915
    @tyjudah2915 4 года назад +43

    This sounds like the abridged cannon

  • @LEGENDVRY
    @LEGENDVRY 7 лет назад +124

    Got dammit boy GOKU DIES!

  • @OldChanCharlie
    @OldChanCharlie 4 года назад +26

    “If you can’t handle the Indians why bring out the chief?”when lil bros wanna play me in 2k.

  • @S4KMANIA
    @S4KMANIA 3 года назад +36

    you can tell they had a lot of fun dubbing this exchange and im all for more clips like this

  • @joewarrior619
    @joewarrior619 2 года назад +16

    You can tell trunks was offended by talking smack back which he never does

  • @nintendosega100
    @nintendosega100 6 лет назад +56

    13 and Trunks bought to roast each other to death!

  • @anyo_mations
    @anyo_mations 3 года назад +12

    1:23 Basically the k-12 education system

    • @Ooflesmon
      @Ooflesmon 3 года назад +3

      You aren't lying tho

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 года назад

      And the ironic thing is... that system is also the same system that keeps racism alive.
      Positive note, no kid is paying attention to the indoctrination.

  • @mistanderson
    @mistanderson 4 года назад +22

    Trunks: Enough. I've had it with these monkey fighting androids, in this Monday to Friday timeline.

  • @Audreys_Cloud
    @Audreys_Cloud 4 года назад +19

    0:44 Howdy, there! I'm android 13. Look at mah trucker hat.

    • @Cyberpunknerd
      @Cyberpunknerd 3 года назад +3

      For crying out loud, WE JUST FINISHED PATCHING THAT

    • @MakotoComeMiojo
      @MakotoComeMiojo 3 года назад +2

      @@Cyberpunknerd You cant fixt what aint broke... Now, where is my trucker hat?

  • @SorenDoesStuff
    @SorenDoesStuff 6 лет назад +42

    HI IM ANDROID 13 LOOK AT MY TRUCKER HAT
    gero: i was going through a phase!!!!

  • @The_B1rd
    @The_B1rd 3 года назад +45

    "don't you lecture me with your 30$ hair cut" no fucking way that line came from this movie there's no God damn way

    • @charlesloftin8768
      @charlesloftin8768 3 года назад +3

      I can see it in the movie" but not in the actual series

    • @Zhello79
      @Zhello79 2 года назад +3

      Its there fam

  • @jackdanielsdrinker4030
    @jackdanielsdrinker4030 Год назад +4

    It’s really jarring hearing swear words in DBZ. Like, they say stuff like “hell”, “damn”, and “bastard”, but hearing the phrase “ass whooping” was something I didn’t know I needed

  • @TophDaGreat
    @TophDaGreat 4 года назад +22

    This shit hits even harder in 2020

  • @avidplanes
    @avidplanes 4 года назад +24

    Trunks "DON'T SHOOT he's not black"

  • @nikhilpandey2618
    @nikhilpandey2618 4 года назад +80

    We want Android 13 to be cannon just like Broly

    • @BuildingEmpires02
      @BuildingEmpires02 3 года назад +12

      Unfortunately we would never get this android 13 again.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 2 года назад +5

      Especially since he'd have 2 androids opposing him. Interesting dynamic.

    • @hangonsapto2338
      @hangonsapto2338 Год назад +1

      My favorite character in this pg13 japanese cartoon after he speaking about *"free will !"*

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker Год назад +2

      Nah. I’d rather not see how super butchers his character and fight with its shitty animation.

  • @arunjames6494
    @arunjames6494 4 года назад +29

    hands down Android 13 is badass he hilarious by far and strong af

  • @Marioguy92
    @Marioguy92 4 года назад +16

    They really went out of their way to make his lines and mannerisms as Dixie as possible! XD

  • @lonzosama6974
    @lonzosama6974 5 лет назад +47

    He was spitting facts

  • @TheBigMan920
    @TheBigMan920 3 года назад +15

    The irony of calling Goku a city boy lol. He’s as much of a hick as anyone else.

    • @nevermissahit2559
      @nevermissahit2559 3 года назад +6

      Why you think goku didn't talk back but trunks did lol trunks is a city boy with a 30 dollar haircut 🤣

  • @Barthenn
    @Barthenn 3 года назад +10

    Now his computer trying to kill me!? That line was actually funny.

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 Год назад +2

      The tone in his voice when he says it, like he can't believe what he what he just heard, makes it hilarious.
      As if he thinks a computer wanting to kill him, is the most stupidest thing he's heard.

  • @robert.mcdonald
    @robert.mcdonald 4 года назад +17

    13: Dr Gero's computer is plotting to kill you.
    Goku: Even Gero's computer is trying to kill me? YES! I'm excited!

  • @andredominguez3199
    @andredominguez3199 4 года назад +26

    So this is what inspired FighterZ.

  • @JoshuaLowe-ci3wo
    @JoshuaLowe-ci3wo 3 месяца назад +9

    0:14 13's first words

  • @Hunter-pt4zy
    @Hunter-pt4zy 4 года назад +48

    Android 13 kinda had a point with that freewill thing. Hmm?

    • @goodkibbles6237
      @goodkibbles6237 4 года назад +6

      13 spitting facts

    • @alexitorico6686
      @alexitorico6686 4 года назад +14

      Doesn't mean we didn't do good things too. People always look at the negative, never at the positives.

    • @judealbert1590
      @judealbert1590 4 года назад +13

      Alexito Rico yeah but a majority of the positives mostly include technology and entertainment but things like politics, social issues, war, and etc things that are actually affecting the human race doesn’t leave that much to be desired. A majority of the things Android 13 is saying is still prevalent in today’s times. Who’d thought I’d be so political in a dragon ball video 🤦🏾‍♂️.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 4 года назад +3

      @@alexitorico6686 Problems don't go away by ignoring them. People will stop talking about the negatives when there are no more negatives.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 года назад +3

      Liamjm People with attitudes like that just keep making up more negatives so they can fulfill the sense of purpose they get from “fighting” them.
      No one’s saying pretend the negatives don’t exist, just be honest and list the positives too so we don’t give up on ourselves as a species because we can’t recognize the good we’ve done that’s allowed us to be aware of and fight negatives in the first place!

  • @rosalidiac6575
    @rosalidiac6575 6 лет назад +50

    everything wants to kill goku even a compture 😂💻

  • @dunnono00
    @dunnono00 Год назад +7

    Every time I watch this clip, I appreciate ol' trucker boy's voice acting more and more lol. Seriously, Funi based this character's whole personality around his damn CAP.

  • @Dabighomiee
    @Dabighomiee 4 года назад +18

    Damn android 13 out here droppin TH death bombs

  • @Sparrv
    @Sparrv 6 лет назад +168

    Bruh listen to the first 10 seconds of the video with your eyes closed 😂😂😂😂

  • @MaruMaruMaruMaruMaru
    @MaruMaruMaruMaruMaru 5 лет назад +38

    He was coming for his head with that roast

  • @SSG_Gogeta
    @SSG_Gogeta 2 года назад +7

    Now his computer is trying to kill me😂😂

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 Год назад +1

      I love how Goku sounds so dumbfounded by that.
      Like "That's the dumbest thing I've heard."

  • @giodawg45
    @giodawg45 Год назад +6

    Android 13 calling Goku a ‘city boy’ is hilarious considering where his actual home is

    • @mr.classicragememerook96
      @mr.classicragememerook96 11 месяцев назад

      I mean, he was eating in a city so I could totally see where 13 got that idea from.

  • @shibotto
    @shibotto 3 года назад +20

    Goku: "You're an android too? How many of you did Dr. Gero create?"
    Geets: "Pretty sure that makes eight"

    • @thejohnson2328
      @thejohnson2328 3 года назад +1

      Ohhhhh damniiitt

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 года назад

      If we count non-canon, there's 21 androids total. With 16 being based on Gero's son, 21 being based on his wife and 20 being based on well, himself

    • @tehesprite502
      @tehesprite502 Год назад

      ​@@JargonMadjin You forgot Cell and the Cell Juniors.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Год назад

      @@tehesprite502 Wasn't he the 19th?

    • @tehesprite502
      @tehesprite502 Год назад

      @@JargonMadjin Android 19 was the fat clown that attacked with Gero.

  • @goodkibbles6237
    @goodkibbles6237 4 года назад +9

    All the way in 2020 and this is still a gem

  • @ELECTRICxCLAM
    @ELECTRICxCLAM 2 года назад +9

    Trunks in DBZ: *”YOU’RE JUST A SLAVE! A PAWN WITH NO FREE-WILL OF IT’S OWN!”*
    *”WHATEVER YOU SAY, YOU RED RIBBON REDNECK.”*
    Trunks in DBS: *”HOLD YOUR FIRE! THIS MAN ISN’T BLACK!”*
    😂😂😂

  • @xtruejudgementx5017
    @xtruejudgementx5017 Месяц назад +2

    I would never have believed this was official because of the cursing

  • @SouMAxRIA
    @SouMAxRIA 11 месяцев назад +7

    The dialogues in the movie are so good you'd think this was the abridged

  • @Enthusiasm441
    @Enthusiasm441 10 месяцев назад +2

    "I know, I know! We should all just let bygones be bygones but ThAt aINt tHe WaY it'S gOnNa bE!" 💀💀💀💀 This dub is fuckin unreal.

    • @Vinesus
      @Vinesus Месяц назад

      “I was programmed to KILL YOUR ASS and that’s EXACTLY what I’m gonna do, y’hear!?”

  • @bokuwatizzy
    @bokuwatizzy 4 года назад +47

    I've never laughed so much at a DBZ movie before lol

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 Год назад +2

    1:36 “War, segregation, hatred.” I mean, he’s not wrong. lol

  • @Mazzawak
    @Mazzawak 3 года назад +9

    When you're not sure if it's DBZ or DBZ Abridged

  • @mercury2157
    @mercury2157 Год назад +2

    He walked so the Metal Gear Rising villains could run

  • @scizorbullet8185
    @scizorbullet8185 3 года назад +12

    Man ya know they really went off with the voice acting and they didn't have to. Love it props to funimation.

  • @daltoncarverxc
    @daltoncarverxc 3 года назад +7

    Goku’s 12 frame falling animation was the best thing I’ve ever seen from this franchise.

  • @thehermit8618
    @thehermit8618 3 года назад +5

    The original dub with abridged feel

  • @MrShahrozzz
    @MrShahrozzz 7 месяцев назад +1

    13 would make a pretty good US president

  • @ur_current_location
    @ur_current_location 2 года назад +3

    Finally, I found the original, "Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut!".

    • @MrJodrick
      @MrJodrick  Год назад +1

      Yep! Sadly its been shared to death but here it is!

  • @agentgamer8201
    @agentgamer8201 3 года назад +2

    ``~':dont you lecture me with your 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT:'~``

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 4 года назад +3

    “Free will? Pitiful humans. War, segregation, hatred, is that what you’ve done with your free will, boy? Don’t you lecture me with your 30-dollar haircut, Goku dies.”

  • @HieHie72
    @HieHie72 3 года назад +4

    Adjusting for inflation, a 30.00$ haircut back then would be 106$ today so that’s a compliment

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 года назад

      What year does DB take place in though?

  • @PIMPCHIMPIN84
    @PIMPCHIMPIN84 3 года назад +5

    This gotta be my favorite dbz movie of all time

  • @indigokid669
    @indigokid669 10 месяцев назад +2

    $30 is how much haircuts cost now lmao