Stoking The Parasocial Flames - Ep. 116
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
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0:00 - Intro
0:23 - First Speakers
5:24 - The Rack
8:14 - Popcorn Man
10:24 - Home Intruder Survival
14:42 - Semen Bank
16:07 - Frankenstein Cum Challenge
21:01 - All Broken Lighters
24:18 - Genetically Cooked
29:04 - Car Guy
30:44 - Saliva Is Breast Milk
34:51 - Evil Squidbillies Billionaire / Ranch Overdose
39:52 - Mas Sams
41:22 - Bisexual Denial
47:09 - How To Be Remembered
50:27 - Forehead Hairline
54:22 - Garbly And Dinkly Bloodline
58:37 - Challenge Videos
1:04:06 - Schneeberg / Wendeigoon & MeatCanyon
1:07:31 - Holy Grail Headboard / IRL Videos
1:15:44 - Lay A Fly / Drunk Driving
1:21:01 - Poop Stories
1:24:46 - Living Out Of A Car
1:30:57 - Groundhog Day Scenario / Steve Buscemi
1:42:03 - Bryan Research
1:43:08 - Favorite Drinks / Hair Care
1:56:00 - Formerly Famous Squid Games
1:59:25 - Best Food Ever
2:02:49 - Is Poob Bisexual
2:04:02 - Running Through A Whole Family
2:06:04 - Big Ass Mirror
2:07:54 - Going Into Adulthood
2:13:29 - Ruining People's Lives
2:17:22 - The Fun-Suckerinator
2:19:21 - Bracelet / Voodoo Ranger
2:25:31 - Tarkov Drama
2:31:09 - Making People Go Crazy
2:34:13 - Weight Loss Advice
2:36:13 - Rapid Fire Call Ins
2:38:49 - Outro 
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"For the listeners, he's going like this *makes a hand motion to the camera*"
The “bounce on it” bit almost made me choke on my ice cream 💀
FOUND IT to come back to from time to time 2:04:00
@@dinosaurpotatoes shit was mint
My tip creamy rn, my tip stickyy
Tierlist with Stimpee where you rank gay porn plots!
Billion dollar idea 💡
superb idea!
Absolutely splendid idea!
Tolle idee!
Laughed so hard at sperm Bank Xavier that it made my hernia protrude. Thanks for that
Yeah that fucking killed me too,
Xavier the retro sperm bank filler 😂😂
You need to get that looked at pal, don't end up with it strangulated!
that unironically is one of the funniest things I've heard from this podcast
thank you it was my best idea
The first one they played fucking KILLED me. They had NO words for it, deer in headlights
Incredible that no one thought to vet the voice recordings before playing them on the podcast recording, yknow, just in case. Oh well, it was hilarious at least
@@Supercohboy they thought not to vet them for the meme.
Bro the fact that they're talking like the podcast has run its course is terrifying, this is still part of my daily schedule to put one of these on in the background.
Brian's passing, combined with the podcast running for over a hundred episodes at this point, plus not having many guests anymore is putting the cast on the back foot. Might be time to hang it up, all good things come to an end and I'd much rather see this thing end instead of devolve into an unfunny husk devoid of passion. Hopefully comes back, doesn't feel the same without Brian
@@michaelmcarthur2944It definitely feels like this is just two friends shooting shit, barely even following a string of points to talk about. Friends shooting shit can last forever, there's no reason to believe this will die out unless they themselves grow distant as friends
@@michaelmcarthur2944what the fuck are you talking about? What exactly did bryan contribute that’s lost without him?
Sam has been joking about the podcast/his channel dying for years, DoL did get stopped but that was mostly because of how much time and effort it was taking mixed with IRL stuff happening
@@grelkie thats what im sayin
"and make THEM bounce on it" is the funniest shit I've ever heard
The bounce on it guy made my stomach hurt from laughing
I was at work listening to that shit and it took all of my strength to not burst out laughing at that one lol
was filing legal paperwork with my face completely red
Schneberg line off a gun is fucking metal as fuck.
I've always wanted to do do a line off of a sword
Poob casually pulling out a gun when coming back fucking destroyed me
fr sam 1 fart and laugh sam 2 on all ten
I love you guys. Its like you've heard of podcasts before, but never actually watched or been on a single one. This is my favorite approximation of what a podcast could be.
This might explain why I think most podcasts are ass
Hey dude sam could be waking up right now, what if this was the first thing he saw in the day. How do you think that would make him feel.
@@reboundkyle8435I hope it ruins his month, and it forces him to do better.
@@gallow_ watch theo von
@@reboundkyle8435he said he loves them and that it’s his favorite faux podcast
the sperm bank plan got me lmao
Sam talking about having 25 mini Frankensteins for when he's in a freaky mood would probably give him a weird fetish. The day he runs out of them and realizes there is no 26th is going to be a dark day for Abby.
Very underrated comment lmfao 😅
Glad poobs getting ready for his next job at McDonald's when the podcast crumbles
Pretty sure that's a Whonper® from Kurger Bing bruh...
Gloob
Perfect podcast to listen to before a colonoscopy.
I thought this said before the collapse and a world ending event was about to take place without my knowledge
I'm listening to the tail end while I shit in an apartment I'm remodeling. Good times.
I really hope my question is answered or whatever I do next is on you guys
DO IT OR HES GOING TO KILL ME
At least tell the varsity quarterback to stay home so he has survivors guilt.
Don't forget to wear a condom
I'm a trucker and listen to this whole thing in one shot. I was told comment so here I am. I like this format as well, plenty of giggles to be had
Hey, truck driver here. Just finishing up an 8 hour haul, getting pretty dark here. But just wanted to say I’m picking up the phone to say my favorite part was whe
Nice
RIP
“Should we cut out the schneeberg, I don’t want us to get another strike.” Continues to show copious amount of it. That said the line off of whatever that big blurred black thing poob had was a great bit/flex.
Sam's using his tarkov strats as a home invasion plan, truly the king of the rats
Stallt pulling OT on these episodes as usual. Love you man, keep up the hard work
Hey y’all- drop some exclusive poob AND Sam merch so I can waste my money on something new😏
18:23 what you guys are forgetting is that Frankenstein is a person, he's just a regular science dude. Frankenstein's monster is the corpse compilation
🤓
Frankenstein is absolutely the monster. The creation is more human than the man.
@Doomthumbs I agree but that's more of an opinion of morality, I'm just saying factually Frankenstein is the scientist that created the creature people call Frankenstein
@@The_GavinatorAckshualee, Frankenstein is the doctors last name. If the doctor made life, then the creation is his child, if it's his child, then the creation also has the name of Frankenstein
@@joeymiller5331Sure but I don't think Dr. Frankenstein's creation is a legal entity capable of having an identity. Idk how the UK did it in the 1840's or whatever but I don't think there was ever a chapter in the book where Dr. Frankenstein and his monster have a conversation with a census taker, therefor Frankenstein is the guy, the monster is the monster
I swear to god if I don’t get a continuation for die of laughter I’m gonna do something extremely dangerous to my well being.
Thanks for answering my wendigoon question and thank you, stalt for keeping it in the episode
not sure why I wouldn't? Both of his episodes were great and I watch Creep Cast
@@Stallttok sta L t
@@Stalltt What's ur favorite creep cast episode?
Xavier: Semen.
Sam: *WHEEEEEZE*
14:44 funnniest part by far
57:56 Poobs literally just describing jojos bizarre adventure family tree and dio stealing Jonathan’s body
Canceling my plans with my estranged son to watch this
Xavier made me spit out a mouthfull of cup noodles hahaha
Rip the headboard poob glad otherwise i could lift the mood ♥
I’ve thought about it and full suit of armor scooby doo style is my grail pick
Hey guys it's Sam, thanks for adding my comments on the pod! Amazing to hear that the Tarkov devs come off as assholes as I assumed they were! Sorry to make you guys talk about the old days of Tarkov but I knew you had insights on the devs so I appreciate you guys sharing your thoughts on them again! I really enjoyed the episode thank you guys!
get a grip man
@@cornchips2201tf what do you mean
@@finn162 he’s just reminding himself, he ran out of paper.
I think that was one of the main things i was most angry about with this whole Tarkov fiasco is that Nikitas greed is going to effect so many people who are not pieces of shit that make a living off making content for Tarkov. Just hope they are able to move on to greener pastures after Nikita decides to nose dive things even harder.
Yes actually there are helicopters that can reach near the summit and to the actual peak of mt. everest, although it is not very common. only one person has ever manned a helicopter to the peak, but there have been several that have made landings at the higher base camps of the mountain. it just requires a specialized copter that has a lot removed to lighten its weight and it has to be good conditions
Nerd
The tiermakers were ngl fire
I wheezed so hard at Poob's description of the end of The Mist 🤣 i didnt think i could wheeze.
Maybe every podcast play a few at the end
Today's summary of the podcast once again poob worries in a frightened Panic that his mother may see the podcast
You can tell which call ins are fat as hell kinda funny
Fat guy voice is definitely a real thing
Can confirm what Poob said about drunk crashing
Flipped my F150 3 times (I think it was 3, it felt like 3) going around a curve waaaay too fast also EXTREMELY intoxicated cause it was New Years
Thankfully, I survived somehow. I woke up 45 minutes later, tried to crank the truck and lit a ciggarete
Lost my phone so I found the nearest house which luckily I knew the folks that lived there
ALL IN ALL, I am extremely lucky to still be here as I did not have a seatbelt and bounced around the truck cabin like a pinball
THANK GOD no one else was involved.
Walked away with cuts and bruises though
I also love the Tier list episodes. I wish there were more, frankly. But you really ought to bring Wranglerstar or bryan back for that.
Wranglerstar would be great for a smash wildlife with a bat tier list lmao
1:25:00 legit this was the same thing for me but a 1995 suburban, I suggest move slowly with your decompression from truck to home, use things like cold temperatures and dull lighting to help you adjust, transition over time. Also start focusing on the things that you can do now only because you have a home and weren't able to do before and exhaust all of that before going back to thinking about what you are missing.
Delicious podcast goodness. Thank you Staltt, love you baby girl.
I'm glad I could bring the discourse of monster fucking back onto the podcast. I got a gang of would you rathers.
It's Frankenstein guy
This was absolute fire! Amazing pod Sams and Stalltt. The schneeberg bits kept cracking me up.
I just started watching, but my voice line better be in here.
Edit: You fuckers didn't put mine in there.
prolly cus it sucked idk
what was your line
@rannnoch real sweet kid
Poobs ADHD journey is crazy
I request that you make all thumbnails for the Forehead Fables podcast increasingly strange, uncomfortable, and suggestive edited images of poob so when his family and friends INEVITABLY find this channel, they don't even have to click on the videos to see the state of their fella.
That’s it, I’m buying Schneeberg.
The first 3 got me dying, your just sitting there taking it lmao
The crudeness was off the charts for this episode
32:23 No, Poob, you are definitely not the only guy😂
Stallt on the next camping trip would go so hard
One of the best episodes, keep em coming.
Poob is such a sucker… I love it.
Already loving the first few minutes, thank u Stalltt as always
Thank goodness mine did not get chosen, I was hoping to but honestly hope we get another chance at this also 2:36:42 is by far the best way to sum up the fandom and they’re reactions keep getting me, good on you Luke and amazing episode as always boys
As a Russian developer I can say that there are two types of game development studios in Russia, on one side there are either fresh or small(under 200ppl) studios which are basically function like family, and on the other side are the companies with either huge amount of people or huge amount of money, which are quite hard to get in and the pay is often not competitive enough to bother, in most cases people there are acting like in some fucking Wolf of Wall Street TV series or something, acting all serious and stuff, fucking each other over and acting like they got a Golden spoon in their ass just because their company either big or somewhat locally famous or getting somewhat big mony, while actually being overworked and underpaid 😂
Shit goes down the drain the moment effective managers hey in because to me it seems that they were raised on some cut throat businessman movies and stuff and the first thing they do to make company function "efficiently" is too alienate everyone.
Dad thing is-that's life and there is nothing we can do about it
I imagine every Russian dev as Cvet ruclips.net/video/hg3mK1yVnWM/видео.html
California was the first place off of the east coast I’ve traveled to. Besides the fact that I only went to Fresno and San Fran, it was genuinely a beautiful state.
Brilliant podcast, love you guys!
I'm not in it bad video (I am a narcissist)
I know they've mentioned it before but a guest tier list would both be funny and a way to cut all sorts of connections
The sound maker idea reminds me of this little skull I had as a kid that when exposed to light would scream and laugh. My dad and I spent like ten years hiding it around the house scaring each other with it.
Poob just doing rails of the schneeberg 😂
Pure gold. The forehead competition comment at the end was the best.
1:25:32 I'm glad someone can relate to me man. It's such a weird feeling being in your own home and missing how much more simple it was living with your parent(s)
Hey let’s go! The ending was the best part, I ask for 12 months severance package of the Patreon.
Defunct is such a great word. Bro definitely picked that up from prophet in black ops three, and thats funny
Such a deep pull for the prophet voice line
@@TheWatchfuleye1The inner workings of my mind are an enigma
Stalt edit an Eagle Cawing over sams wheeze at 15:00
This episode so good I’m watching it twice
This more like listening to your local shock jock radio show than a real podcast.
Glad to see my friends posted another podcast episode
Bro I legit cried laughing for a hot minute after the boncing on it meme good GYAAAD
the going into adulthood section he was definately trying to climax before he finished talking
Killed it. Laughed alot this episode
i seriously love this podcast, thanks guys
Yea that was exactly what I expected. Watch Sam's face for when he just stops listening to each one.
This was one of the funniest podcasts, would love to see this every five episodes or every couple months something like that. A lot funnier than the tier list ones. A lot funnier. I mean like a lot funnier. Thanks.
The one guy in myhighschool friend group got nicknamed mcdonalds hairline because his widows peek was so high
Finally they listened to us real kings
loved your hat poob, ty for the efford
Poop playing Bonerlord makes our real friendship even closer
Hey Sam’s- I liked my own comment (this is true)
As THE guy who points that put on a certain app, thats not cool bro
Thanks Stalltt
More of this kind of stuff thanks guys. T Dawg out!
Egg yolks are just a nutrient sac, not an embryo. You can eat fertilized eggs without having the baby chicken developed inside by just taking the egg away when they lay it
can’t believe this podcast sold me on schneeberg
So many great ringtones in this episode
You kept me happy
Best episode by far. The bounce on it guy and the cream my tip and the fart guy were the best.
we 100 percent need a poob verse documentary please !!!
Stroking the parasocial flames
Literally driving right now but u really enjoyed farting number 2. It made me laugh so much
I love fist bumping my tv during this episode, really made me feel like one of the guys! Only 43:34 minutes in and hoping I’m in this. Big fan and I have a few critiques/additions regarding what I submitted. I really like this format of video and it would be cool of you guys to make a third episode a month where it would be this kind of viewer submission style video so you can get more engagement and also give more of a chance to the people that don’t get to get picked.
Poob couldn't resist the gun barrel bump
"Oh I thought it said he's writing from forehead fables" - I see you've been watching your tim and Eric well done
Professional truck driver here, more of these please
Good ep! I liked the guy with creamy tip.
That schneeberg bit was too funny, didnt know you had it in you sam :D
16 minutes in and im just now realizing that poobs hat is not galaxy themed
Sam, you can take finasteride if you're not at increased genetic risk of, or experiencing symptoms of erectile dysfunction. You could also use minoxidil but once you use minoxidil, your hair is dependent on it and may recede quicker if you stop using it. Dermarolling is also pretty effective and doesn't come with secondary symptoms from a pharmacological aspect. Or you could just take a trip to asia. Also things like sulfates phalates and parabens in your shampoo may cause your hair to recede when it otherwise wouldn't. A brand of shampoo I recommend that is free of these things is renpure which you can buy online and comes in many flavors. They also have bodywash.
the tier-list videos were good!!