Fish Biologist reacts to "Megalodon Proof"
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"Maybe, the Megalodon is a vegan now."
*Loses his shit*
I mean, who wouldn't? It's not Shark Tale lmao
I lost brain cells and i am never getting them back
Veganodon
@@adnsaurus sounds like a pokemon name
@@therudeorcaa8053 yes
Only 0% of the earth’s core has been explored, therefore there may be a shark there
Nah that’s where King Kong and Godzilla live
Whats really cool is that there may be previously unknown microorganisms in our earths core, surviving in ways previously thought impossible.
Its a cool thing to think about
I thought we nuke the core to restart the rotation 20 years ago.
@@cindin3802 wait, so you are telling me that it might me microorganisms in melted iron, several thousands of degrees (I mean °C incase you think I mean fahrenheit) high?
The Megaladon is incredibly smart and patient.. biding his time, waiting just for the right moment to break out and release his new podcast
No, he's just been losing and re-growing his teeth, putting on a trench coat and hat and then selling them to tourist shops and living off that revenue
matt-galodon walsh
Aw hell naw they be letting anyone podcast these days
@@hmmyou2544 mariana trench coat
Lmao
Question: Why are people so obsessed with hoping an extincted shark is still alive?
Because children will click on a video about cool giant sharks.
Because "big shark cool"
because kids are obsessed with prehistoric animals and "megalodon" is one of the easiest prehistoric marine animal names and is a "cool" big shark
Let alone a shark that's so damn big? And one that can easily swallow a whole-ass yatch in one go? Why are we hoping those things are alive again?
Because they can’t accept the fact that it simply died off. They have to have 100% proof that it doesn’t exist for them to believe it.
i love how whenever the guy says 'according to scientists' it cycles through five different stock clips of people in fake lab coats looking at whiteboards
Yeah lmaoo
@@horrorgamestv6564 1cc
"According to scientists" or "research shows" may be the most misused sentences in history.
lab coats AND safety glasses around whiteboards
@@manhadenovo Reminds me of when I worked in a lab. Someone was taking pictures of my colleagues for the company website and told them to "look busy", so one of them was just awkwardly holding a wash bottle next to the fume hood. He may even have worn a lab coat even though we only used them for very special occasions.
"You know, dragons are well known to feast on deer, so if you see a deer carcass in the woods, it could be the leftover of a dragon, therefore dragons exist."
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
Got one question tho what’s big enough to chomp on a whale
@@therealbnasty3719 Nothing really
@@dimitri_tsm then wtf do they miss chunks of flesh lol
@@therealbnasty3719 Are you talking about the picture in the original video?
People always say "The megalodon could be in the Marianas Trench." however why would the world's biggest sea predator go to where there is almost no fish and no light.
not to mention a humongous amount of pressure
The fact that most of the deep sea creatures usually smaller in size due to the huge pressure and the physical traits also so much different from the open sea creatures... I- have no words when they relating mariana trench with a freakin the gigantic prehistoric shark
@@imarobot9610 look up deep sea gigantism.
Not saying megalodon exists still, just saying that deep sea creatures are actually more prone to be giants.
Because it's dead and slowly sinking into the bottom?
@@citizenvulpes4562 idk bout that but do sounds interesting.. thank you!
“There’s no tooth fairy”
“There’s no Easter Bunny”
*And there is no Megalodon alive today.*
You are god damn right
Oh nooooo . All our childhood are ruined. We have nothing to believe in except ufos now.
Fossil:
Factsopedia: "This fossil is proof a living megalodon was here last Tuesday."
yo can I invite him to my birthday or somethin
well, we better get ready to see some t rex and raptors too once we find that meg, if the meg adapted to the depth of the ocean and became vegetarian who could stop the others dino to do the same right? 😂
I don't really agree with scientist flawed way of testing fossil age but it likely died Thousands of years ago when gigantism
Was very common with large prey to feast on
so people saying it's surviving on bioluminescent Jellyfish and tadpoles in the Mariana trench is Bullshit
“It was in a Starbucks on Cuba I saw someone with a meg tooth, that must mean that megs do exist.” Seems like perfect logic no?
“How do we keep finding shark teeth if the Megaladon is dead?”
*”How was Bruce Wayne born if his parents were killed?”*
How do we breathe if oxygen is everywhere?
Why don't the sun want to fight me if it's so big ?
Waiting for a "how come my dad won't come home from getting the milk if he exists"
How is superman kryptonian if krypton doesn't exist
how did I just eat cereal if there’s none left in the bowl?
I don't visit my attic. That means that there must be a Tyrannosaurus Rex living up there
Bro’s got Jurassic Park above his house 💀
Did you leave any amber/frogs up there
Schrödinger's T-rex? Schrödinger's attic?
20:30 That’s literally Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands.
Just for those unfamiliar with geography, Not only is Guam closer to Japan than Iraq, which itself hardly has a coastline at all, but it literally borders the Mariana Trench mentioned earlier in the video!
I only recognized Guam from its quarter, yet that one revelation was enough for me to lose whatever shred of faith I had left in “Factsopedia”.
Certified "bruh" moment.
That part dropped my IQ by 100%
I recognized it was guam from the shape and that the bigger shape it was surrounded by was the mariana's trench
@Nameless lol
@@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. Reddit
Only 1% of my closet has been explored, thus the logical assumption is that a Tasmanian Tiger is living there.
😂😂😂👍
Well , I can't argue against facts and *logic*
I'm in your shoe john
@@Ilikebugs2464 Wtf lmao
Nope… thats the home of megalospider…
Thank god you haven't seen me in there yet
"It looks like a ladybug, it acts like a ladybug an it has the appearance of a ladybug, so it must be the Meg." Is the most accurate description off all the videos arguments.
Yes I concer
Looks AND has the appearance of a lady bug? Bargain.
@@theodfe60 conconcur
@@thecipher8495 concouncourer
@@StardustCorvid concourcourer
“Whales are floating buffets” is easily my favorite quote from this video 😂
the worst part is that this teaches people how to draw wrong conclusions about actual facts
"If the Megalodon is truly extinct, how is it that we keep finding so many teeth?"
Gee, I wonder why all the dinosaurs left their bones behind when they went extinct
Man how come ancient civilisations left their remnants when they fell, it just makes no sense!
Man how come walls are made out of walls? It just makes no sense!
Man how come when you shatter a vase it doesn't evaporate like in videogames? It just makes no sense!
gee, it's almost like the original video was SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE
@@succyamum4127 **GASP**
I have a guilty pleasure:
It's called watching experts loose their minds over nonsense claimed by idiots - it both saves me the effort and assures me the world isn't entirely filled with 'empty barrels'. It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'.
Right! It’s so entertaining
Pretty poetic way to put it.
To OP.
Well, if you condone the people who make the most noise rest assure they can and will cause a lot of suffering. Too many people laughed off anti-vaxers, flat-earthers and hordes of fools spreading utter nonsense. Now they're so many some people consider them legitimate. Ignore these ignoramuses and their crap and one day you will be wading in their sh*t.
" It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'." I hope you're right. But there more you talk to people in general the more you'll realize a worrying amount of them are quite willing to believe anything - especially if it sounds good or exciting - and if something is presented in a "thrilling" fashion.
"nonsense claimed by idiots" I'd have no issues with that if these idiots had a few thousand viewers. Unfortunately they have *millions* of viewers. And that is something deeply worrying. It means a LOT of people actually believe them.
Lose*
@@RATSLAPPER6189 I think I dislike you a lot.
On the point of water having no scale, when I was a kid I loved Mola mola fishes, thinking they were quite small. Now having seen humans next to them I realize how truly big they actually are-
You can tell this man felt personally attacked when the coelacanth was used as a point, his expression said it all.
“Extinction isn’t the end”
*i’m not doing drugs, I’m smelling cocaine*
LOL
well, there's something called "de-extinction", but i see your point.
@@certified9104 very very rare , so rare that it's not even an option.
I’m not robbing the bank, I’m getting money
im not running, im just walking very quickly
"The mariana trench is the..."
*shows indian ocean and great blue hole
Duh
Yeah, B,R,U,H.
ikr?!
"Mosasaur is better than the Megalodon" finally, a truly cultured person
"if smaller fish can adapt, who's to say the megalodon can't?" Dinosaurs. Saber toothed tigers. See any other mega fauna.
Guess what came out of dinosaurs evolving to new environments? Birds. Tiny [compared to dinosaurs], tiny birds.
Ugh.
Maybe the Megalodon has evolved too... Into a tiny shark 🤣🤣🤣
@@gisela_oliveira later shark or cookie cutter?
Or is that too small
@@gisela_oliveiramaybe sharkman
Well land animals only smaller ones lived but the ocean was safer from meteors, ofc the megalodon doesn’t exist anymore obviously but pretty big creatures still survived I’m sure down there
And chickens
"Extinction isn't the end"
Ah yes, and this floor is made of wall
frr
And incorrect isn't wrong lmao
@@bongoloboy3800 of course not. Being incorrect doesn't mean you're wrong
Everyone knows that 🙄
If you think about it, the wall is a sideways floor
“Extinction isn’t the end” and the pope doesn’t touch kids
"Extinction isn't the end"
*She's not dead, she just isn't alive*
OMG ZOMBIES 😨😱
Well isnt that just aliven't with just fancy word
@@callmehafid1653 true
“He’s only mostly-dead, not completely dead”
- Princess Bride
"People die when they're killed."
“Maybe the Megaladon is a vegan now” bro I lost it at this point 😭😭😂😂
If they are, all we have to do is wait. They'll come to the surface and tell us.
Only 1% of the blood in my veins has been explored, therefore it's likely there's a Megalovania swimming around in there
I have never explored my neighbors house, so I can confidently assume that there may be a Stegosaurus inside.
A MEGALOVANIA LMAO
"Extinction isn't the end"
No that's literally the definition of extinction
and this is why education exists
@@RJJR-uy8hl To produce adults who think animals can recover from extinction?
@@bluishwolf To produce adults who actually know what they’re talking about and not being idiots
@@RJJR-uy8hl Compulsory education has been around for a hundred years. Everyone who is currently alive, idiots included, received an education, so if education is the way to combat ignorance, it clearly isn't working.
@@RJJR-uy8hl and education is not extinct so yea ur right lol
Meanwhile in another universe: “megalodon reacts to fish biologist”
But what if the megalodon was reacting to THIS VIDEO right now? 😳
Haha
There are infinite universes
Megladon reacting on a stupid goldfish sayinh extinct fish biologists still exists
"Reacting to Megalodon reacts to fish biologist"
I like how you said “the greatest apex predator, not the greatest, Mosasaur is the greatest” and continued. I am a huge dinosaur fan and love Coelacanths as well. I really enjoyed your video😁
Too bad Mosasaurus isn’t a dinosaur
"Megalodons are extinct!" Says the totally not megalodon wearing a human costume. You can't fool us.
His situation is like NASA scientists dealing with flat earthers.
Or doctors dealing with anti-vaxxers
@@facepalm7606 These are strange times.
Lmao
@@ukrist822 ikr
Or religion lmao
watching this guy go into rage mode about fish is an absolute internet treasure
I mean it's is job
i might be salty but i cannot stand when people talk about animals the way you do, implying that theyre "just fish" and such. It makes total sense for him to get this annoyed cause this is his job, his passion.
had to say it, go on and call me extra lol im just so tired of this
@@mhm77887 ok haha hope you have a better day tomorrow
@@mhm77887 -_-
I dont think he rages about fish, he rages about that guy straight up lying
Another thing: if a Megalodon happened to be caught and recorded, it would make headlines EVERYWHERE. A coelacanth not being headlined is understandable, since the general public didn't really know about it, but news of the Megalodon: a massive shark popularized by movies and other media almost as much as dinosaurs, being caught would spread like wildfire.
The Coelacanth discovery did make headlines, it just happened like almost a hundred years ago.
As an Aussie with a love for Great Whites as soon as that last fact came up I laughed out loud! 😂 what an entertaining video, I’m sorry you were subjected to such insanity AVNJ!
Maybe the real Megalodon is the friends we made along the way
I always wondered... Where did this line come from?
This joke is timeless. haha
@@nightfall_9411 a 4chan user on a One Piece thread
this is my favorite comment
Lmao
"Marine biologists say it still exists"
"What marine biologists?"
"You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school."
HHHHHHHH PLS
Theyre also camera shy so dont ask for picturea
They're actually dating my girlfriend who goes to that same school, so they're definitely real
@@lunatheclown7827 please what
what you asking for dawg
💀💀💀💀
9:23 “ the mosasaurus is better “ you have earned my respect.
Same
I love how the irrefutable evidence at the end was just a regular Great white LMAO
As a megalodon myself, can confirm we don’t exist.
Luckily... Wait what
You're living proof that extinction doesn't necessarily mean the end!
Understandable, have a nice day.
Hmm yes
He is the Random Magalodon
*”if the megalodon is extinct why do we keep finding teeth”* god i sure wonder why dinosaurs left all of their bones behind, you would think they would want to pack up, huh?
At least he didn't pull the "because aliens" argument.
it’s just crazy because like, meg’s r huge, there wouldn’t only be one so we would be able to see them daily , i think at least.
To be fair it would be a good Argument if the Teeth are fresh.
Fossiles would be just Stones in Teethform.
@Wolfgal900 Boop Exactly! This is what pisses me off. If the Megalodon isn't extinct, then apparently there's lots of food in the ocean and we definitely don't need to worry about other, comparatively smaller sharks going extinct. And we definitely don't need to listen to all these silly marine biologists. I mean, if they think the Megalodon went extinct, then why should we trust them when they claim other marine life is going extinct...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I guess we don't have to worry about over fishing and habitat destruction and the desperate warnings from so called "experts." How convenient...🤔
@Wolfgal900 Boop nah, megalodon doesn’t eat small fish, it would eat other mammals like whales and dolphins and probably squid, the fish population would be fine
Only 7% of my shoe has been explored, therefore I conclude that there is a species of Wooly Mammoth living there.
Probably
Did you know that the dinosaurs didnt go extinct? Instead they actually invented space travel and live on mars now
The whole video was like:
“The megadolon exist”
“Ok… prove?”
“Trust me bro”
Cue John Mulaney “PROVE, PROOOOVE”
Just like Religion
@@AlphariusYes true
666?!?
It's called clickbait
“The scientists and marine biologists are real people”
Sources: Dude trust me
This meme is used to imply things that aren't true. So.
@@pyroteknikk3127 That's the point he was making. So.
@@pyroteknikk3127 scientists aren't real. It's like Obama. Have you ever met Obama or a scientist in real life?
@@dudewhatfuck5604 holy shit you're onto something
@@dudewhatfuck5604 *oh my god.*
Fun fact: The picture taken in 1942 is next to the U-27 which was used during the second world war in the South Africa U-Boat Campaign, and it was a 65 meter long vessel, that "Megalodon" was about 10 meters away from the U-Boat, so we can take that to account. the shark looks like the size of the entire front of the U-Boat, so if we were going off just that, the shark would be about 21.6 meter shark, which would be impressive, but when taking the distance into account, you get a more accurate measurement of two and a half meters, or about seven feet, the reason it looks much larger is because the U-27s front was abnormally small, taking up only about a third of the length.
this would all be true if the image wasnt a photoshopped image used in a mocumentary made by discover called the monster shark lives.
@@snekkie117 Yeah, that makes sense, Discovery faking a documentary isn't very surprising.
bro i cannot tell you how many times i argued this with my ex after the discovery channel documentary was debunked. I was so frustrated and i'm not even a fish biologist i'm just hyperfixated on sharks and sea life
I would not call it a documentary it’s a mockumentary.
As a megalodon with a master’s degree in factsopedia, I can confirm that marine biologists still exist in Area 51.
I have a zulu name
Then if you can prove that, then maybe you can prove that crabzilla exists to this day?!
Understood have a great day
As a Rubix cube with a job as a police officer I can say area 51 contains them
As Area 51, I can confirm this is in fact true.
The fact that a biologist said glorified fleshy tadpoles made me subscribe
He's not just any biologist He's an ichthyologist
I am the 1k like to this comment.
Me too lol
scientists have personality too…
Literally same xD
The buildup for the 15% line was killing me 😭😭
I want to be a marine biologist I always thought that it was a cool concept that the megoladon was still alive in the Mariana trench before but then I remembered that none of the megoladons prey is down there
“Don’t say it. Don’t say the line” “only 15% of our ocean has been discovered” god I burst out laughing
You're laughing. There's an entire undiscovered civilization of aliens under the sea and you're laughing.
@@HamsterPants522 -_-
@@warduxe Serious people like you are no fun.
@@HamsterPants522 -_-
@@warduxe -_-
I've never seen the back of my head chances are, it's safe to say that the city of Atlantis, the holy grail, and the sphynx's nose is located there.
Or Voldemort's face
Actually, the truth is, your eyes were always on the back of your head, and what you've been calling your "back" was really your front all along.
Where are you I’ve got a dome to explore
Damn, that explains why haircuts are always so cheap for ya.
One thing we will never see is what’s inside of our own eyes.
Because to see in there, we’d have to cut them open.
I will have to correct you on this one tiny detail, but your point is still true, coelacanths used to be surface and even occasionally river dwelling fish (we know this because their bones have been found in the stomachs of fish eating dinosaurs) eventually when the kt extinction event occured, they were forced to adapt to the cold environments in deep oceans
I'm pretty sure that ladybug you saw was actually a megalodon though. I asked my friend who's a Oxford janitor who cleans up after marine biologists and after watching this video he confirmed it. I can't tell you his name and there are no records of him every being employed at Oxford but it sounds legit!
Alternative title: "Fish Biologist loses his shit at someone's pure stupidity."
Marine biologist
@@papiadas9617 it litterally says fish biologist in the title dude
@@papiadas9617 also marine biology is different from fish biology
I prefer to use the term liquid animal scientist.
Fish dad losing his shit at a channel made for money
“The chance of the Megalodon surviving is less than 1%”
Well yeah, 0% is less than 1%
So you're saying there's a chance? Jk.
Smart man, Smart man
from 0.1% to 0.9% is less than 1% so yes megalodon has a very very very rare spawn rate
@@aleatoriedadepure is there a way to spawn kill him?
I've been waiting for over 900 years
@@Polymerata No, you have to run across the map so it’s allowed to respawn.
This is back when he had to disprove these with hard facts and logic. Now all he has to do is say "haven't we seen this before, how did it get worse quality" to disprove these. 😅
British accent check
Stock footage check
Crack pot check
Clickbait check
When you think about it, Brits are basically clickbait humans
Also like, if the megalodon didn't go extinct and "go into hiding" in the deepest depths of the ocean... Wouldn't that mean it must have evolved into a different species entirely to adapt to such a place?? Therefore the megalodon is extinct regardless lmao
BIG BRAIN TIME
True and real
The ultimate hiding place would be either Venus or the Mariana Trench
Reason why: hardly anybody looks there and if anybody came looking for you then their body would implode because the pressure there is around 50x more than what we usually experience also because nobody thinks you will be there because the hiding spots are almost a desolate wasteland with nothing in it
Also why the heck would the megalodon want to go into hiding in such a drastically different place than what they live in and enjoy
Would one say a species is extinct if it evolved?
The buildup up to “Factopedia” saying the “15% of the ocean” line was actually great.
It was like when you tell a cat not to knock something off the shelf and it stares you down while its paw slides the object closer and closer to the edge. "Don't you do it. Don't. Don't do it. No."
9:57
@@ScionStorm1 that is a perfect analogy lmao
This might be one of my favorite videos I’ve ever seen on RUclips. The absolute rage is infectious.
“He’s just making things up!!”
I honestly think it’s so cute that you were surprised about that. Bless your heart, never change 🙌💛
The “how is it that so many teeth are being discovered if the Meg is genuinely extinct?” killed me. Wait till this dude hears about how many dinosaur fossils we have found
Its gonna blow his mind LMAO
"proof that dinosaurs still exist"
if dinosaurs are extinct then HoW dO yOU eXpLAiN jURrasSiC pArK?
The state of Florida finding doezens-hundreds of Shark teeth on land a year : allow us to introduce ourselves.
@@mahatmaniggandhi2898 tf is your username lmfao
“Extinction Isn’t the end”
“I’m not sleeping I’m just taking an 8 hour power nap.”
Nice
Your pfp makes it funnier
I can’t with the pfp 😂😂
hehe
"im not breathing im just inhaling oxygen"
As a fellow Marine biologist, this was so hilariously satisfying to watch 😂😂😂 subbed!
Kinda sounds like cap
Say sike right now
Rlly? List every single species of fish all over the world rn
I watched this video last night and I cannot even begin to tell you how pleasing it is to listen to you tear this apart. As a softcore fossil fanatic, the meg tooth one had me screaming.
I think we must be getting some sort of sadistic pleasure watching him break down before our eyes
I love passionate people, I can appreciate how much this bothers him because it shows how much he cares about his interest and work
And how easily people are fooled
And how tunnel visioned people can be. Facts is that there have not been found any megalodon teets og never date and that is enough for "experts" to say that it is extinct. Some years ago a whale species that was though to be extinct for the same reasons was found dead on a beach. The ocean is wast and it is IMPOSSIBLE to have eyes every where. Now I am not saying that the megalodon is absolutely alive out there. BUT I am saying that if a whale species who needs to surface in order to breath can stat hidden from humans for millions og years then it is definitely possible that the megalodon can do the same. Granted I don't think it is alive myself. But I won't deny the possiblelity that it could like this guy does. How can you studie any forms of life and not be open to the possiblelity og some prehistoric lifeform still being around today? I think it is a very unprofesional way to do your job. If you want to peove that something is extinct then show some proof and don't use the fossil records as proof, since they only show the past and in this case not the present.
@@Rasendebolge there is a vast difference between a whale, a constantly migrating filter feeder that can absolutely travel deep under water for extended periods, and an equally large PREDATOR that lives exclusively in the shallowest parts of the ocean and would have a diet that would consist almost entirely of whales that it would literary tear in half. The vastly lower oxygen levels on earth now compared to when the Megalodon lived would make it impossible for creatures with gigantism, like the Meg, to sustain a stable breeding population. Also, the only way they could even feed themselves properly is to migrate alongside whales. We have tracked literally hundreds of whale pod migration routes and found absolutely no verifiable signs of predation by a predator of that size, so if they are that rare, then even if they did somehow survive everything else until now, then they absolutely do not have a sustainable breeding population and will be extinct in a few decades either way. No, this is not something that you can pretend has room for debate. The Megalodon is extinct
@@eatherjourneyman8357 that is some good facts and as I also wrote I personally don't think it is alive today. But another fact is that er have NOWHERE to know if it is alive today or not because of evolution. I know that from our LIMETED knowledge of the past which is mostly guesswork about sea levels we think the megalodon lived in coastal waters which I hope it did. And therefore it shouldn't be able to live in deep ses water do to as you commented lak og oxigyn in the water and water pressure. But there is STILL a possiblelity that it could have evolved or maybe allways lived in deep sea water. No humans where even alive back then to dokument the megalodon or the sea back then. And that is why I say that there is a possiblelity and we shouldn't get tunnel visioned and say that it is definitely instinc. And there are many shark species that are migratory (is that spelled correcly?) to some decree so maybe the megalodon was too. I think you have some really good points to why the neg shouldn't be able to be alive today. What you said about the lak af oxygen in the deep waters makes really good sence but we can't just say for sure until we find a way to watch every where in the ocean at the same time I think. I totally respect if you disagree with me but I need more concrete proof before I say that the megalodon is instinc 100% I hope it is since I personally wouldn't like to be out ind the open ocean if it was alive today. Have a very nice day.
@@eatherjourneyman8357 uhm things evolve?
I like to imagine the megalodon isn’t extinct just because a massive shark swimming around sounds cool. They’re definitely extinct, but a man can dream.
Tf they are
Yeah but we've only been to 5% of the oceans on Earth so the other 95% could have other bizarre creatures lol
Edit: Bruh I didn't mention anything about my opinion of the Megalodon being real, I should've known that commenting on RUclips was risky
@@spicyladyhunter has* it def has some weird ass monster from the depth of hell man
@@spicyladyhunter 20%
@@spicyladyhunter No it doesn't work like that, that's the only argument people who believe megalodon still exists have
It does exist. I can prove it. My local Fish 'n' Chip shop serves it
Megalodon and large chips for £15.00
Bargain!
There’s something so pleasing about listening to someone who knows their stuff absolutely tear apart a nonsensical “argument” like this. Amazing 😂
The sky is so big, just imagine what kind of megalobirds are out there and we wouldn't even know it
Lol. I spit out my coffee.
Galaxy is so big, just imagine what kind of megaloaliens are out there and we wouldn't even know it bro
@@runic6452 ironic thing is that statement isnt actually as stupid as (I'm assuming) you'd want it to be lol.
Rayquaza is up there I saw him I swear
@@runic6452 not a good example, lol. I’ve never heard of an alien UNbeliever, most scientists agree that there is other life out there than us.
"don't use my favorite picture," he sounds so fed up with the world
I can totally understand. I mean, look at this picture! What a friendly looking fella that is!
@@Zazume_ hi fellow person that just commented!
@@TheRealCARCHARO_boxing_n_more Sup!
Nothing is more interesting than an expert talking passionately about their niche- I wouldn't have been driven insane by this video if seen in my own time, but I feel your investment secondhand!!
I agree :)
Marine biologist ❌
Fish biologist ✅
I never thought that watching a fish biologist irritated to oblivion would be that much entertaining. Thanks for sharing this great video!
It's weird how you have so many likes and no replys
Now they have 2 replys
Make that 3
@@bobbybouche1575 nice
Pick any subject theres bound to be someone who wants to challenge decades if not centuries of scientific research based on provable facts mainly because someone told him
"My cousin's brother's best friend's hairdresser saw it"
"Its a proven fact that if the ocean exists the megoladon is still alive".
I have a pet megalodon, I can’t show you bc he died
@@happyegg1797 F
@@happyegg1797 i have a pet dinosaur my family owned way back before like 1 billion years ago i think. it died because of a meteor
@@flyingvenus but first dinosaurs appeared 252 million years ago in the triassic period
@@thinking_arachnid7315Thats the joke
The fact that Factsopedia is a verified account keeps me up at night. WHY?
The frustration in this guys reaction is bringing me back to my ecology major days
“Extinction isn’t the end”
He didn’t die cause I pushed him off, the gravity killed him.
imagine if someone does say that after going to jail for pushing someone off of a cliff and going "but sir the gravity was in on it therefore it should also be arrested"
Its a natural death,i mean gravity is natural
Extinction isn't the end. It's just an unplanned death of an entire species.
@@happysongs4kyrone or planned 😏
Don't you doughnuts really understand what he meant with that? Being officially defined as "Extinct" by humans doesn't mean there are no species of that animal left, it means they haven't been seen by humans for a certain time.
"No.... no......no......"
"Only 15% of the Ocean is explored"
Got me laughing so hard 🤣
10:30
@@LB0206 Cool
For real tho, he knew it was coming
@@alifizharulhaq3370 we all did.
Well that is kind of a shitty argument though lol just regurgitating what his professor probably taught in class doesn't mean that the majority of the ocean is dead space.
you're just amazing! Loved the video, you made it so funny. You're really made my day ❤️
First time watching this channel, great video!
“Extinction isn’t the end”
*Its not stealing its surprise borrowing*
Permanently*
It is just permanently borrowing without asking
Im gonna use this line.This is hilarious,lol
People *dont* die when they are killed
It's not kidnapping, It's a surprise adoption!
Alt title: Marine Biologist slowly dies inside over a period of 24 minutes
And 23 seconds
and possibly 2 milliseconds
And 43 microsecond
I can relate,as a level of ologist
and 12 nanoseconds
My source? Bro just trust me
I have a crazy theory! What if the Hawaiian islands are just on the back of a meg,now that’s a really good hiding spot. 😂
"Maybe the megalodon is a vegan now"
literally after saying it probably lives in the deep, an area known to be literally sunless and impossible for photosynthesis.
It would make more sense to say it suddenly evolved an archaea-like system that allows it to consume radiation or heat for energy
@@arcturus4762 I mean, you're right 😂
@@arcturus4762 That would be cool to see in an animal that lives in a polluted region. Like a fish adapting to consume and live off of all the oil and plastic in the ocean. Chernobyl already has the animals that live there slowly getting more radiation resistant over generations.
I might be wrong but iam pretty sure there are organisms capable of chemo synthesis instead of photosynthesis, not defending his point at all tho
@@joyless869 I think you’re missing that vegan = eating plants only
I personally have a Megalodon in my bathtub. He's really nice. I can't show you though. He's camera shy and goes to a different school.
Huh?
@@anglerfish9723 everything okay?
Only 15% of the space underneath my bed has been explored, I think that is enough evidence to suggest a megalodon lives there
I wanna see the megalodon :}
@@NeedyGreedy you make a compelling argument
I especially love how according to his photos the Mariana trench is located in the Caribbean.
“I can’t think of a worse hiding place than the Mariana Trench”
Land, probably.
we haven’t explored the whole sky, dragons must still be alive
Holy shit, I'm surprised by phone didn't explode
But dragons do exist, they come from a box with "here were dragons" written on it with black marker
@@ayeeshaalana2225 😭😭
A dragon has attacked Helgan
U like SCPS to?
@@ayeeshaalana2225 Well, they don’t exist anymore… R.I.P.
the funniest thing about the whole "adapting to a new enviroment" is that if it did so over a very long period of time, that is called evolution and it's no longer a megalodon?
Exactly what I was thinking
No no… she’s got a point there
And even if it did by some ungodly miracle manage to adapt to the Mariana Trench would you even be able to recognize it as a shark at that point?
the meglodon could just be the size of a reef shark and literally no one would know, because its not a meglodon anymore, its just a reef shark
Your a genius btw
“How come we find megalodon teeth if the megalodon is dead?”
*how do we breath if earth is in space*
Funny thing too is that the teeth is fossilized lmao
Ooh I love you m8....I was in bits laughing. You are great ❤
He literally just showed us a life lesson about not trusting everything you see on the internet.
Or literally to just question everything and try to only acknowledge things put out by people who dedicate their lives to make discoveries for the topic
He's trying to disprove someone else's beliefs actually
@@dailyGameTrend huh?
@@uhuh.2232 the title is reasons a meg may exist, not reasons why it does still exist
I mean, this isnt a very believable video in the first place xD
"there is less than one percent chance"
Well to be fair, zero is less than one
minus 5 percent chance
@snoop NOOOOOO! NOT BY ZERO!
#technologythetrueth
@@trollol1914 #factsmachine
There's less than 96.5 percent chance that I'm the Queen of England
him "maybe the megalodon is a vegan now."
me: dies laughing
My brother, you just got a subscriber, in my country we constantly have to deal with this kind of people, I feel your pain