Fish Biologist reacts to "Megalodon Proof"
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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"Maybe, the Megalodon is a vegan now."
*Loses his shit*
I mean, who wouldn't? It's not Shark Tale lmao
I lost brain cells and i am never getting them back
Veganodon
@@adnsaurus sounds like a pokemon name
@@therudeorcaa8053 yes
"You know, dragons are well known to feast on deer, so if you see a deer carcass in the woods, it could be the leftover of a dragon, therefore dragons exist."
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
Got one question tho what’s big enough to chomp on a whale
@@therealbnasty3719 Nothing really
@@dimitri_tsm then wtf do they miss chunks of flesh lol
@@therealbnasty3719 Are you talking about the picture in the original video?
"Extinction isn't the end"
No that's literally the definition of extinction
and this is why education exists
@@RJJR-uy8hl To produce adults who think animals can recover from extinction?
@@bluishwolf To produce adults who actually know what they’re talking about and not being idiots
@@RJJR-uy8hl Compulsory education has been around for a hundred years. Everyone who is currently alive, idiots included, received an education, so if education is the way to combat ignorance, it clearly isn't working.
@@RJJR-uy8hl and education is not extinct so yea ur right lol
“We haven’t explored the core of the sun at all, so a 900 foot long crocodile could be living in there!”
Well have you made sure there isn't one in there?
We haven’t looked underground on Mars, so therefore I’m going to launch my rocket ship to meet the aliens that must be living there!
Well the chances are never zero.
Well in the newer movies, Godzilla does Feed on radiation. That means hes probably Up There as well. I mean it hasnt been definitively proven otherwise.
Update 1.2024.9.4 changelogs
Added 900 foot long fire immune crocodile to center of the sun
i love how whenever the guy says 'according to scientists' it cycles through five different stock clips of people in fake lab coats looking at whiteboards
Yeah lmaoo
@@horrorgamestv6564 1cc
"According to scientists" or "research shows" may be the most misused sentences in history.
lab coats AND safety glasses around whiteboards
@@manhadenovo Reminds me of when I worked in a lab. Someone was taking pictures of my colleagues for the company website and told them to "look busy", so one of them was just awkwardly holding a wash bottle next to the fume hood. He may even have worn a lab coat even though we only used them for very special occasions.
I have a guilty pleasure:
It's called watching experts loose their minds over nonsense claimed by idiots - it both saves me the effort and assures me the world isn't entirely filled with 'empty barrels'. It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'.
Right! It’s so entertaining
Pretty poetic way to put it.
To OP.
Well, if you condone the people who make the most noise rest assure they can and will cause a lot of suffering. Too many people laughed off anti-vaxers, flat-earthers and hordes of fools spreading utter nonsense. Now they're so many some people consider them legitimate. Ignore these ignoramuses and their crap and one day you will be wading in their sh*t.
" It really is just that they are the ones who 'make most noise'." I hope you're right. But there more you talk to people in general the more you'll realize a worrying amount of them are quite willing to believe anything - especially if it sounds good or exciting - and if something is presented in a "thrilling" fashion.
"nonsense claimed by idiots" I'd have no issues with that if these idiots had a few thousand viewers. Unfortunately they have *millions* of viewers. And that is something deeply worrying. It means a LOT of people actually believe them.
Lose*
@@RATSLAPPER6189 I think I dislike you a lot.
"The mariana trench is the..."
*shows indian ocean and great blue hole
Duh
Yeah, B,R,U,H.
ikr?!
I wanted to scream when I saw that.
@@jessicamarsh1337When he showed the great blue hole, I immediately went, is that even near the mariana trench & to none's surprise it's not 😂
Absolute moro* of a youtube channel, I'm glad I read this shit in books & not from a factopedia youtube channel
0% of my attic is explored, there must be an entire pack of velociraptors in there.
Clever girls they are
1% of my closet is explored, therefore there must be a couple of Quetzalcoatlus hiding
@@MeowingCat835 holy shit bro you have prehistoric creatures too?
🫵🤯🤳
@@EditsGuy417 i do! So cool, right?!
@@MeowingCat835 I thought I was the only one!!
I personally have a Megalodon in my bathtub. He's really nice. I can't show you though. He's camera shy and goes to a different school.
Huh?
@@anglerfish9723 everything okay?
Only 15% of the space underneath my bed has been explored, I think that is enough evidence to suggest a megalodon lives there
I wanna see the megalodon :}
@@NeedyGreedy you make a compelling argument
Only 1% of my closet has been explored, thus the logical assumption is that a Tasmanian Tiger is living there.
😂😂😂👍
Well , I can't argue against facts and *logic*
I'm in your shoe john
@@Ilikebugs2464 Wtf lmao
Nope… thats the home of megalospider…
Thank god you haven't seen me in there yet
“How do we keep finding shark teeth if the Megaladon is dead?”
*”How was Bruce Wayne born if his parents were killed?”*
How do we breathe if oxygen is everywhere?
Why don't the sun want to fight me if it's so big ?
Waiting for a "how come my dad won't come home from getting the milk if he exists"
How is superman kryptonian if krypton doesn't exist
how did I just eat cereal if there’s none left in the bowl?
since only 15% of the floor under my bed has been explored, we can easily conclude TON-618 is under my bed without my knowledge
Well why weren't we sucked in ?
@@anuragdas2741 because the space under my bed is limitless and at the same time limited
@@anuragdas2741console commands
@@anuragdas2741Uhm actually🤓
@@anuragdas2741 the anomalous properties of his bed effectively conceal and supress TON 618
The fact that a biologist said glorified fleshy tadpoles made me subscribe
He's not just any biologist He's an ichthyologist
I am the 1k like to this comment.
Me too lol
scientists have personality too…
Literally same xD
"If the Megalodon is truly extinct, how is it that we keep finding so many teeth?"
Gee, I wonder why all the dinosaurs left their bones behind when they went extinct
Man how come ancient civilisations left their remnants when they fell, it just makes no sense!
Man how come walls are made out of walls? It just makes no sense!
Man how come when you shatter a vase it doesn't evaporate like in videogames? It just makes no sense!
gee, it's almost like the original video was SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE
@@succyamum4127 **GASP**
*”if the megalodon is extinct why do we keep finding teeth”* god i sure wonder why dinosaurs left all of their bones behind, you would think they would want to pack up, huh?
At least he didn't pull the "because aliens" argument.
it’s just crazy because like, meg’s r huge, there wouldn’t only be one so we would be able to see them daily , i think at least.
To be fair it would be a good Argument if the Teeth are fresh.
Fossiles would be just Stones in Teethform.
@Wolfgal900 Boop Exactly! This is what pisses me off. If the Megalodon isn't extinct, then apparently there's lots of food in the ocean and we definitely don't need to worry about other, comparatively smaller sharks going extinct. And we definitely don't need to listen to all these silly marine biologists. I mean, if they think the Megalodon went extinct, then why should we trust them when they claim other marine life is going extinct...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I guess we don't have to worry about over fishing and habitat destruction and the desperate warnings from so called "experts." How convenient...🤔
@Wolfgal900 Boop nah, megalodon doesn’t eat small fish, it would eat other mammals like whales and dolphins and probably squid, the fish population would be fine
"Megalodons are extinct!" Says the totally not megalodon wearing a human costume. You can't fool us.
watching this guy go into rage mode about fish is an absolute internet treasure
I mean it's is job
i might be salty but i cannot stand when people talk about animals the way you do, implying that theyre "just fish" and such. It makes total sense for him to get this annoyed cause this is his job, his passion.
had to say it, go on and call me extra lol im just so tired of this
@@mhm77887 ok haha hope you have a better day tomorrow
@@mhm77887 -_-
I dont think he rages about fish, he rages about that guy straight up lying
I've never seen the back of my head chances are, it's safe to say that the city of Atlantis, the holy grail, and the sphynx's nose is located there.
Or Voldemort's face
Actually, the truth is, your eyes were always on the back of your head, and what you've been calling your "back" was really your front all along.
Where are you I’ve got a dome to explore
Damn, that explains why haircuts are always so cheap for ya.
One thing we will never see is what’s inside of our own eyes.
Because to see in there, we’d have to cut them open.
"Extinction isn't the end"
*She's not dead, she just isn't alive*
OMG ZOMBIES 😨😱
Well isnt that just aliven't with just fancy word
@@callmehafid1653 true
“He’s only mostly-dead, not completely dead”
- Princess Bride
"People die when they're killed."
I’m obsessed with watching people who know what they’re talking about reacting to people who are just telling bold faced lies
can you please recommend me more videos or channels like this, this video has been the highlight of my day
Please recommend few videos. This is too good 😭
The buildup up to “Factopedia” saying the “15% of the ocean” line was actually great.
It was like when you tell a cat not to knock something off the shelf and it stares you down while its paw slides the object closer and closer to the edge. "Don't you do it. Don't. Don't do it. No."
9:57
@@ScionStorm1 that is a perfect analogy lmao
Fossil:
Factsopedia: "This fossil is proof a living megalodon was here last Tuesday."
yo can I invite him to my birthday or somethin
well, we better get ready to see some t rex and raptors too once we find that meg, if the meg adapted to the depth of the ocean and became vegetarian who could stop the others dino to do the same right? 😂
I don't really agree with scientist flawed way of testing fossil age but it likely died Thousands of years ago when gigantism
Was very common with large prey to feast on
so people saying it's surviving on bioluminescent Jellyfish and tadpoles in the Mariana trench is Bullshit
“It was in a Starbucks on Cuba I saw someone with a meg tooth, that must mean that megs do exist.” Seems like perfect logic no?
"Extinction isn't the end"
Ah yes, and this floor is made of wall
frr
And incorrect isn't wrong lmao
@@bongoloboy3800 of course not. Being incorrect doesn't mean you're wrong
Everyone knows that 🙄
If you think about it, the wall is a sideways floor
“Extinction isn’t the end” and the pope doesn’t touch kids
"Mosasaur is better than the Megalodon" finally, a truly cultured person
Nuh uh
@@-.__.447 Ah, your truly verbose answer has shaken me dear sir, so eloquently worded I can't help but reevalute my long standing opinion thanks to your reply which can only be described, as nothing short of poetry
@@karapalmer7228😂
@@karapalmer7228
Aint no way bro just went full British on a hater. 😂
One of the funniest shit ive ever seen.
frrr
The sky is so big, just imagine what kind of megalobirds are out there and we wouldn't even know it
Lol. I spit out my coffee.
Galaxy is so big, just imagine what kind of megaloaliens are out there and we wouldn't even know it bro
@@runic6452 ironic thing is that statement isnt actually as stupid as (I'm assuming) you'd want it to be lol.
Rayquaza is up there I saw him I swear
@@runic6452 not a good example, lol. I’ve never heard of an alien UNbeliever, most scientists agree that there is other life out there than us.
"It looks like a ladybug, it acts like a ladybug an it has the appearance of a ladybug, so it must be the Meg." Is the most accurate description off all the videos arguments.
Yes I concer
Looks AND has the appearance of a lady bug? Bargain.
@@theodfe60 conconcur
@@thecipher8495 concouncourer
@@s0LLagal concourcourer
Also like, if the megalodon didn't go extinct and "go into hiding" in the deepest depths of the ocean... Wouldn't that mean it must have evolved into a different species entirely to adapt to such a place?? Therefore the megalodon is extinct regardless lmao
BIG BRAIN TIME
True and real
The ultimate hiding place would be either Venus or the Mariana Trench
Reason why: hardly anybody looks there and if anybody came looking for you then their body would implode because the pressure there is around 50x more than what we usually experience also because nobody thinks you will be there because the hiding spots are almost a desolate wasteland with nothing in it
Also why the heck would the megalodon want to go into hiding in such a drastically different place than what they live in and enjoy
Would one say a species is extinct if it evolved?
“What does the thermohalin circulation have to do with anything” will be my new favorite thing to say
“The chance of the Megalodon surviving is less than 1%”
Well yeah, 0% is less than 1%
So you're saying there's a chance? Jk.
Smart man, Smart man
from 0.1% to 0.9% is less than 1% so yes megalodon has a very very very rare spawn rate
@@aleatoriedadepure is there a way to spawn kill him?
I've been waiting for over 900 years
@@Polymerata No, you have to run across the map so it’s allowed to respawn.
Maybe the real Megalodon is the friends we made along the way
I've always wondered... Where did this line come from?
This joke is timeless. haha
@@dnkvworu a 4chan user on a One Piece thread
this is my favorite comment
Lmao
“Extinction isn’t the end”
*Its not stealing its surprise borrowing*
Permanently*
It is just permanently borrowing without asking
Im gonna use this line.This is hilarious,lol
People *dont* die when they are killed
It's not kidnapping, It's a surprise adoption!
i cant believe this fish is a biologist . how far science has come!!
"don't use my favorite picture," he sounds so fed up with the world
I can totally understand. I mean, look at this picture! What a friendly looking fella that is!
@@Zazume_ hi fellow person that just commented!
@@TheRealCARCHARO Sup!
“Extinction isn’t the end”
*i’m not doing drugs, I’m smelling cocaine*
LOL
well, there's something called "de-extinction", but i see your point.
@@certified9104 very very rare , so rare that it's not even an option.
I’m not robbing the bank, I’m getting money
im not running, im just walking very quickly
Only 0% of the earth’s core has been explored, therefore there may be a shark there
Nah that’s where King Kong and Godzilla live
Whats really cool is that there may be previously unknown microorganisms in our earths core, surviving in ways previously thought impossible.
Its a cool thing to think about
I thought we nuke the core to restart the rotation 20 years ago.
@@cindin3802 wait, so you are telling me that it might me microorganisms in melted iron, several thousands of degrees (I mean °C incase you think I mean fahrenheit) high?
Did you know that the dinosaurs didnt go extinct? Instead they actually invented space travel and live on mars now
As a megalodon with a master’s degree in factsopedia, I can confirm that marine biologists still exist in Area 51.
I have a zulu name
Then if you can prove that, then maybe you can prove that crabzilla exists to this day?!
Understood have a great day
As a Rubix cube with a job as a police officer I can say area 51 contains them
As Area 51, I can confirm this is in fact true.
"Marine biologists say it still exists"
"What marine biologists?"
"You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school."
HHHHHHHH PLS
Theyre also camera shy so dont ask for picturea
They're actually dating my girlfriend who goes to that same school, so they're definitely real
@@lunatheclown7827 please what
what you asking for dawg
💀💀💀💀
His situation is like NASA scientists dealing with flat earthers.
Or doctors dealing with anti-vaxxers
@@facepalm7606 These are strange times.
Lmao
@@ukrist822 ikr
Or religion lmao
I love how he puts the great blue hole while talking about the mariana trench
“The scientists and marine biologists are real people”
Sources: Dude trust me
This meme is used to imply things that aren't true. So.
@@pyroteknikk3127 That's the point he was making. So.
@@pyroteknikk3127 scientists aren't real. It's like Obama. Have you ever met Obama or a scientist in real life?
@@dudewhatfuck5604 holy shit you're onto something
@@dudewhatfuck5604 *oh my god.*
Meanwhile in another universe: “megalodon reacts to fish biologist”
But what if the megalodon was reacting to THIS VIDEO right now? 😳
Haha
There are infinite universes
Megladon reacting on a stupid goldfish sayinh extinct fish biologists still exists
"Reacting to Megalodon reacts to fish biologist"
The “how is it that so many teeth are being discovered if the Meg is genuinely extinct?” killed me. Wait till this dude hears about how many dinosaur fossils we have found
Its gonna blow his mind LMAO
"proof that dinosaurs still exist"
if dinosaurs are extinct then HoW dO yOU eXpLAiN jURrasSiC pArK?
The state of Florida finding doezens-hundreds of Shark teeth on land a year : allow us to introduce ourselves.
@@mahatmaniggandhi2898 tf is your username lmfao
The space is about 0.00001% explored. Therefore, I can conclude that Thanos is living somewhere around there.
I love passionate people, I can appreciate how much this bothers him because it shows how much he cares about his interest and work
And how easily people are fooled
And how tunnel visioned people can be. Facts is that there have not been found any megalodon teets og never date and that is enough for "experts" to say that it is extinct. Some years ago a whale species that was though to be extinct for the same reasons was found dead on a beach. The ocean is wast and it is IMPOSSIBLE to have eyes every where. Now I am not saying that the megalodon is absolutely alive out there. BUT I am saying that if a whale species who needs to surface in order to breath can stat hidden from humans for millions og years then it is definitely possible that the megalodon can do the same. Granted I don't think it is alive myself. But I won't deny the possiblelity that it could like this guy does. How can you studie any forms of life and not be open to the possiblelity og some prehistoric lifeform still being around today? I think it is a very unprofesional way to do your job. If you want to peove that something is extinct then show some proof and don't use the fossil records as proof, since they only show the past and in this case not the present.
@@Rasendebolge there is a vast difference between a whale, a constantly migrating filter feeder that can absolutely travel deep under water for extended periods, and an equally large PREDATOR that lives exclusively in the shallowest parts of the ocean and would have a diet that would consist almost entirely of whales that it would literary tear in half. The vastly lower oxygen levels on earth now compared to when the Megalodon lived would make it impossible for creatures with gigantism, like the Meg, to sustain a stable breeding population. Also, the only way they could even feed themselves properly is to migrate alongside whales. We have tracked literally hundreds of whale pod migration routes and found absolutely no verifiable signs of predation by a predator of that size, so if they are that rare, then even if they did somehow survive everything else until now, then they absolutely do not have a sustainable breeding population and will be extinct in a few decades either way. No, this is not something that you can pretend has room for debate. The Megalodon is extinct
@@eatherjourneyman8357 that is some good facts and as I also wrote I personally don't think it is alive today. But another fact is that er have NOWHERE to know if it is alive today or not because of evolution. I know that from our LIMETED knowledge of the past which is mostly guesswork about sea levels we think the megalodon lived in coastal waters which I hope it did. And therefore it shouldn't be able to live in deep ses water do to as you commented lak og oxigyn in the water and water pressure. But there is STILL a possiblelity that it could have evolved or maybe allways lived in deep sea water. No humans where even alive back then to dokument the megalodon or the sea back then. And that is why I say that there is a possiblelity and we shouldn't get tunnel visioned and say that it is definitely instinc. And there are many shark species that are migratory (is that spelled correcly?) to some decree so maybe the megalodon was too. I think you have some really good points to why the neg shouldn't be able to be alive today. What you said about the lak af oxygen in the deep waters makes really good sence but we can't just say for sure until we find a way to watch every where in the ocean at the same time I think. I totally respect if you disagree with me but I need more concrete proof before I say that the megalodon is instinc 100% I hope it is since I personally wouldn't like to be out ind the open ocean if it was alive today. Have a very nice day.
@@eatherjourneyman8357 uhm things evolve?
No, no. He's absolutely right about the Mariana Trench being a great hiding place. I mean, who would ever look for a Megalodon where it doesn't have food, can't deal with the pressure and freezes to death. No one, right? I'm sure that the Bond villain of Megalodons has built a little mansion down there, never to be found by "rational, well educated thinkers" like you.
Megalodon Corleone
Don’t blow my cover man
15 years ago I argued with that imbecile author of the "Meg" books about that, and he said he'd make me get eaten by krill in his next book
mariana trench is the worst hiding place for megalodon, its extinct for 2million years and people have explored mariana trench multiple times. If there was megalodon in it we would know by now due to people exploring it. I wont stop u beliving in what u do, hopes have meanings but I'll say it doesnt exist ( it would be cool if they existed tho )
@@anabsoluteunit5882 holy shit your an absolute unit you lizard
The Megaladon is incredibly smart and patient.. biding his time, waiting just for the right moment to break out and release his new podcast
No, he's just been losing and re-growing his teeth, putting on a trench coat and hat and then selling them to tourist shops and living off that revenue
matt-galodon walsh
Aw hell naw they be letting anyone podcast these days
@@hmmyou2544 mariana trench coat
Lmao
It does exist. I can prove it. My local Fish 'n' Chip shop serves it
Megalodon and large chips for £15.00
Bargain!
“Extinction Isn’t the end”
“I’m not sleeping I’m just taking an 8 hour power nap.”
Nice
Your pfp makes it funnier
I can’t with the pfp 😂😂
hehe
"im not breathing im just inhaling oxygen"
I never thought that watching a fish biologist irritated to oblivion would be that much entertaining. Thanks for sharing this great video!
It's weird how you have so many likes and no replys
Now they have 2 replys
Make that 3
@@bobbybouche1575 nice
Pick any subject theres bound to be someone who wants to challenge decades if not centuries of scientific research based on provable facts mainly because someone told him
"My cousin's brother's best friend's hairdresser saw it"
The whole video was like:
“The megadolon exist”
“Ok… prove?”
“Trust me bro”
Cue John Mulaney “PROVE, PROOOOVE”
Just like Religion
@@AlphariusYes true
666?!?
It's called clickbait
The original video, totally spurious and ridiculous in all ways, is actually a robust sample of how widespread misinformation became suddenly a mainstream "trend" from the pandemic onwards.
nah, clickbait's always been a thing on youtube
i distinctly remember 10 years ago this video suggesting "15 reasons why Michael Jordan might be an alien", same thing for the sake of clicks
Alternative title: "Fish Biologist loses his shit at someone's pure stupidity."
Marine biologist
@@papiadas9617 it litterally says fish biologist in the title dude
@@papiadas9617 also marine biology is different from fish biology
I prefer to use the term liquid animal scientist.
Fish dad losing his shit at a channel made for money
the funniest thing about the whole "adapting to a new enviroment" is that if it did so over a very long period of time, that is called evolution and it's no longer a megalodon?
Exactly what I was thinking
No no… she’s got a point there
And even if it did by some ungodly miracle manage to adapt to the Mariana Trench would you even be able to recognize it as a shark at that point?
the meglodon could just be the size of a reef shark and literally no one would know, because its not a meglodon anymore, its just a reef shark
Your a genius btw
"No.... no......no......"
"Only 15% of the Ocean is explored"
Got me laughing so hard 🤣
10:30
@@LB0206 Cool
For real tho, he knew it was coming
@@alifizharulhaq3370 we all did.
Well that is kind of a shitty argument though lol just regurgitating what his professor probably taught in class doesn't mean that the majority of the ocean is dead space.
the funniest bit about the mariana trench point is that he implies that the Megalodon is like, actively hiding away from human detection. Like it's actively conscious of us AND wants to avoid us to keep the mystery going. Like man, that's a big fish. It's staying where the food is
"there is less than one percent chance"
Well to be fair, zero is less than one
minus 5 percent chance
@snoop NOOOOOO! NOT BY ZERO!
#technologythetrueth
@@trollol1914 #factsmachine
There's less than 96.5 percent chance that I'm the Queen of England
Alternative title: watch a fish biologist lose his sanity with every passing second
It’s upsetting to me that so many people disliked this video, and it makes me even more concerned about our failing education system.
*No photos of Megalodon exists*
Photoshoppers: "Fine I'll do it myself"
Wait, is this the real you?
Haha lol
Everywhere I go... I see this guy without a mustache
This crocodile is so big, this spider can capture it's prey with it's webs, it must be a sign that the megalodon exists! Genius! I can't believe I'm the smartest man in my town.
Grow some mustache can you
Only about 1% of Georgia is explored, so my mom must be around here somewhere
Around 15% of the ocean is discovered,I still have hope to find my dad
He literally just showed us a life lesson about not trusting everything you see on the internet.
Or literally to just question everything and try to only acknowledge things put out by people who dedicate their lives to make discoveries for the topic
He's trying to disprove someone else's beliefs actually
@@dailyGameTrend huh?
@@uhuh.2232 the title is reasons a meg may exist, not reasons why it does still exist
I mean, this isnt a very believable video in the first place xD
I love that whenever he's talking about the Mariana Trench, he never actually puts a picture of it and just puts a picture of a blue hole instead.
Hey, it's still a pretty image to look at.
The worst part is that blue hole is it's own ocean landmark. You can Google "the blue hole ocean" and it will probably pop up. It's a real place.
Specifically it's the Great Blue Hole in Belize. Y'know.... close to the shore in the Atlantic Ocean. The wrong ocean from the deep sea Pacific Mariana Trench
@@andregon4366 Yeah. Much prettier than some of photos I've seen of the Mariana Trench. I guess it could be slightly better for viewer retention.
Haha right but gotta give it to him a picture of the marina trench would be a ocean or a just darkness
As a megalodon myself, can confirm we don’t exist.
Luckily... Wait what
You're living proof that extinction doesn't necessarily mean the end!
Understandable, have a nice day.
Hmm yes
He is the Random Magalodon
3:19 Guys no one can disprove that I saw a giant carrot floating in the sky so that means it must be true
Oh yeah when number two showed up I started laughing hysterically. I would have stopped the video too.
Same
I screamed out, "THAT'S LITERALLY FROM MYTH BUSTERS!" and proceeded to laugh for around 5 minutes
YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ITS FAKE
“Extinction isn’t the end”
He didn’t die cause I pushed him off, the gravity killed him.
imagine if someone does say that after going to jail for pushing someone off of a cliff and going "but sir the gravity was in on it therefore it should also be arrested"
Its a natural death,i mean gravity is natural
Extinction isn't the end. It's just an unplanned death of an entire species.
@@happysongs4kyrone or planned 😏
Don't you doughnuts really understand what he meant with that? Being officially defined as "Extinct" by humans doesn't mean there are no species of that animal left, it means they haven't been seen by humans for a certain time.
“Extinction isn’t the end”
“ he’s not dead he’s just sleeping with no pulse”
Why do you want to be with Zero Two?
Why are you a clone and not an epic separatist
Why and how and how and why
How why and why how
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the part where he was like "don't say it" and then he says it legitimately made me choke on my spaghetti
This fact video is literally the definition of “trust me bro”
literal definition of "satire"
No it is the definition of “trust me bro, I can drive” before crashing into a tree and the car explodes
“Don’t say it. Don’t say the line” “only 15% of our ocean has been discovered” god I burst out laughing
You're laughing. There's an entire undiscovered civilization of aliens under the sea and you're laughing.
@@HamsterPants522 -_-
@@warduxe Serious people like you are no fun.
@@HamsterPants522 -_-
@@warduxe -_-
“Passionate Fish Boy becomes angy and yells at a lying fool” alternative title
i guess you can say he became angler haha
i need new hobbies
@@AuroraX7 it's ok bro I laugh so hard even though I don't get it
*boi
@@wanyusuf5042 XD
9:42 he rages so politely
“Whales are FLOATING BUFFETS”
Whales: and I took that personally..
As he said that, Moby Dick destroyed his house
@@JohnMkrv what irony..
@@JohnMkrv Fish Biologist crushed by huge dic-
@@dantenagarjuna811 LOL
"the megalodon still exists"
"proof?"
"bro just trust me"
ok
That’s a compelling argument, I might as well trust you.
Oh yea it's true don't worry, some guy outside of the local drug dealers house told me so, he even had a bag of crushed megalodon teeth
@@JustAPokemonCommentingOnVideos k
The we asked a marine biologist thing Is literally just
“she goes to a different school you wouldn’t know her”
which school does this "she" go to? are they hot?
@@RandomBozo185 very hot, however I can't tell you which school. My mom said it would be rude and mean.
She lives in Canada.
@@MD-vs9ff Can confirm. I live in Canada and she is very real.
She goes to school at the bottom of the ocean, I go to school 20 miles off the coast. . .
I fucking lost it when they show the picture of the very very obviously inflatable shark
You can find megaladon teeth in the USA Midwest. Therefore the shark has grown legs and lives in the dessert
While some of them evolved into vegans living in the Mariana Trench, others evolved into desert dwelling land creatures. :P
They evolved into IRL garchomps
@@cryoraptora303tm2 garlodon
We’re all screwed
Sandsharks.
I LOVE HOW they all treat the meg as one entity, and not several.
Like, its just one meg, hiding.
True! Never thought of that lmao
It has become a cryptid at this point lmao
how do i keep finding you everywhere
@@crunchybro123
A sign from god /j
Playing poker with Nessi and the Kraken
I like to imagine the megalodon isn’t extinct just because a massive shark swimming around sounds cool. They’re definitely extinct, but a man can dream.
Tf they are
Yeah but we've only been to 5% of the oceans on Earth so the other 95% could have other bizarre creatures lol
Edit: Bruh I didn't mention anything about my opinion of the Megalodon being real, I should've known that commenting on RUclips was risky
@@spicyladyhunter has* it def has some weird ass monster from the depth of hell man
@@spicyladyhunter 20%
@@spicyladyhunter No it doesn't work like that, that's the only argument people who believe megalodon still exists have
"I refuse to believe that any self-respecting marine biologist"
They hired a marine biologist without self-respect.
LMAO
LOL 😂
they will never let a marine biologist be a conspiracy theorist. and no marine biologist would ever wanna be
@@tea101 what about a conspiracy theorist who became a marine biologist so that he could prove his viewpoints?
@@TheAlphatitan lol i wasnt arguing, it was a quote from falcon and the winter soldier since the original comment reminded me of it
I like how he has people in suits nodding and talking when he’s making a point as if to make it seem smarter.
It's stock footage
But yeah the random thermohaline stuff makes it seem like the factopedia guy knows what he's talking about
@@Ibrahim-vx5kq the fact that its stock footage makes it even worse and cringier
And scientists wearing safety glasses while looking at a board
😂😂😂
ngl watching him shake his head and nearly bang his headphones when he heard "vegan" and "megalodon" in the same sentence, was about the cutest and funniest thing ill see today
0:12 "megalondondon"
No replies and no likes let me fix that
Yes
Right as I read that he said it
Megalondon* btw it’s actually megalodon
@ we know
I love how geniunely upset he was when they used his favorite picture
They could mess with facts, mess with science, but they pulled out his favourite photos and he can’t forgive that
“Whales are floating buffets”
That was legendary
Facts
I hear that whales once have legs, is it true?
@@angrykrabs9968 yes but then they embraced the ocean and became mammal fish thingies
@@Alexq79- oh wow okay, thanks
Sperm whales, who can literally destroy whaling vessels: “no”
Edit: Also yes a pod of sperm whales would wreck the ever loving crap out of a meg if they ever met. Hell even a lone sperm whale could probably fight off a meg if it spotted it coming.
"Hey guys, that animal looks like a tiger, acts like a tiger, it has strips in its skin like a tiger, eats animals like a tiger BUT it's definitely a zebra."
LMAO
Compelling statement
Yup,.. can't argue with that statement
Hmmm yes definitely a zebra
Maybe it evolved and adapted to hide from humans and now looks like a zebra but actually is a tiger
"You cannot say sustain a giant shark on plants." LMAO for some reason I imagined giant sharks grazing grass on the sea floor
when he said "You know whats crazy about the ocean? Not a lot of people know this, but you know whats crazy? Its made of water." i started dying
so you're not alive anymore?
Nah he aint finish dying yet, he might do it tomorrow tho
You started dying the moment you were born. Every second of our lives is just a finite walk towards death.
@@embler946 well said
@@5StarTigas Free food :D
"Its a proven fact that if the ocean exists the megoladon is still alive".
I have a pet megalodon, I can’t show you bc he died
@@happyegg1797 F
@@happyegg1797 i have a pet dinosaur my family owned way back before like 1 billion years ago i think. it died because of a meteor
@@flyingvenus but first dinosaurs appeared 252 million years ago in the triassic period
@@thinking_arachnid7315Thats the joke
Alternate title: "Scientist Considers Ending His Own Misery"
this is like if a scientis were to spen a week with a flat earther an actually serious one
Watching the video he's watching is painful. It's like seeing a flat earther bamble about how the earth is flat
Torture. I have lost hope in humanity
fish biologist
Yes
Alternative Alternative title: "Scientist keeps losing brain cells"
I love this Video. Coming back to it every few years or something just to have a laugh all over again.
It's just amazing humour all around. Borderline standup comedy.
The “don’t say the 15%, don’t say it don’t say it” “only 15%…” had me rolling on the floor
Time?
@@notsuoh7233 10:00
Lmfao
@@Nouglin thanks
I had a stroke reading that
“Extinction isn’t the end” yes and the bullet didn’t kill the man, it was the hole in his head that did. Bruh, I’m sorry extinction is the end
I was reading and almost fell of my bed while reading this
While extinction is the end, with sufficient DNA and a compatible surrogate, cloning extinct creatures, is theoretically possible, however it only really works for recently extinct species as finding preserved cells to be used in cloning would be unlikely for something that died off millions of years ago.
Well i hope we somehow manage cloning off old animals, starting with the dodo cuz he is the most important. Then maybe the taskanian devil and if possible dinosaurs cuz i wana see dinosaurs yeet each other like in jurassic world evolution and maybe just some other animals but ye dodos
@@hundesindcool8294 Tasmanian devil isn’t extinct? And dodos didn’t go extinct any where near as long ago as the dinosaurs did
@L 😂😂😂
Oh yeah, dodo birds still exist. They just turned into carnivorous deep sea creatures and evolved to survive by eating rocks.
Thats actually true
You humans killed and ate dodos. That's why you all deserve to die, through my hands of course...
100% tRuE
Yeah i swear i have one in my bathtub but he's very camera shy so i cant show you
eat him.@@dogsareawesome9197
literally went on a whole rant about ppl who think the megladon is alive just last week to my boyfriend and now I see this. overjoyed to see someone else filled with rage about this topic
"Maybe the megalodon is a vegan now"
literally after saying it probably lives in the deep, an area known to be literally sunless and impossible for photosynthesis.
It would make more sense to say it suddenly evolved an archaea-like system that allows it to consume radiation or heat for energy
@@arcturus4762 I mean, you're right 😂
@@arcturus4762 That would be cool to see in an animal that lives in a polluted region. Like a fish adapting to consume and live off of all the oil and plastic in the ocean. Chernobyl already has the animals that live there slowly getting more radiation resistant over generations.
I might be wrong but iam pretty sure there are organisms capable of chemo synthesis instead of photosynthesis, not defending his point at all tho
@@joyless869 I think you’re missing that vegan = eating plants only
Respect! I'm sick of all those 'Megalodon proof' videos, but absolutely love your reactions.
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Fun fact megs are over 50 feet long my guy showed it as 25 feet XD
"Extinction isn't the end"
I'm not dead, I just stopped living
“Extinction isn’t the end”
I didn’t lose, I merely failed to win.
“Extinction isn’t the end”
I’m not lost I just don’t know where I am
“Extinction isn’t the end”
I don’t get this so get rick rolled
Never gonna give u up never gonna let u down never gonna run around and desert u
@@Galoric i don’t get it either
I'm not dumb, I just have a low IQ
Glad to see people like you who have studied for years and actually know what they talking about.
Crazy concept, right - while everyone on the internet is a self proclaimed expert on everything nowadays.
Best regards, take care 👍
Recently only 3% of my drawers have been discovered, thus making it logical that a Tyrannosaurus rex is currently living in there
Lol
the real question is how the hell would a tyrannosaur fit in your drawer
@@kimjongun5866 hey kim.............