fun fact about sloths: they can regulate their heartbeat manually, to save energy. but sometimes they will lower their heartbeat so much that the heart just stops beating
@@hiralykowalski6825 It's very funny you say that, until the capitalisation of Russia the word depression didn't even exist, and this was under a severe dictatorship and a purely socialist environment, so one (with a brain, so not you) can only imagine the happiness majority can have without such a poor implementation of it.
@@thermionicemission6355 oh! You mean being sent to the Gulags for saying some shit about the upper echelons, eating questionable meat from a sausage and dying of hypertension for eating what was probably rat meat, receiving appliances that won't last a month, having money but no goods left to buy, and being incapable of even the freedom to create a different political party is not depressive?
I totally agree, I think this kid is a treasure. He's obviously of great intellect, yet it doesn't come off as being douchey, you know?!? I think he's just super adorable IMO. 💜
Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yup. Here's another PSA: please gene-test yourself and your partner for common genetic diseases, especially ones you know are present in your family, before trying for children if possible. You can always choose IVF, adoption, or surrogacy if it turns out you have something, but at present we can't fix most genetic diseases, so a child that has one will always have a poorer quality of life and will often have a higher child mortality rate and decreased lifespan
My guess is they just estimated it based on how ridiculously slow its metabolism is. Its body doesn't need to do anything often, including respiration.
@@cosmizy9805 I remember that study, it makes me sick on a whole another level, I know a lot of people don't like mice, but what they did there is just not even human, they had to hire psychopaths just to conduct the study imo
I literally only just found this channel and Jesus Christ, his comedy smack talk writing even just in this video is so slick that I had to stop the video three times to have a solid laugh break
Also, “This is why baby sloths have to hang on for dear life cause if they fall to the bottom of the jungle floor the mother might as well not even go back for it.”
Actually if you find a kiwi with attitude those claws can be deadly, my son once saw a kiwi kick the sh** out of a possum, literally took an eye out. The guy who owned the farm said happens all the time, just that one kiwi who lost his mum to a possum now makes a point of hunting them.
The peacock's feathers making him the center of attention is technically a massive L for males, but it kind of allows to preservate the species. If a predator approaches, he's likely to leave the females be and since it's the females that have to lay eggs and stuff it somewhat helps them to be more discrete. This is the case for a bunch of other birds too.
Please repent and find YHWH Elohim and keep the commandments in Exodus 20 and Leviticus 11. Please read Exodus 20 and pray for forgiveness 2nd Corinthians 5:17 “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!” [37] Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. [38] This is the first and great commandment. [39] And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. [40] On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:37-40 Please read the book of Jonah, Matthew, Exodus you'll have the information you need😅😊
@necromancer6405 last time I checked we have freedom of religion, to not discriminate, or to not keep anyone from doing anything based on sex, race, or financial status. You're a child.
I'm really surprised you didn't mention the male anglerfish. Everyone who's seen Finding Nemo knows what a female anglerfish looks like. Males aren't like that. They're tiny creatures that can barely fend for themselves. When they find a female, they latch onto her by biting her. Over time, he literally fuses with her and loses all his organs except his gonads. She then continues to swim around with these attached gonads, able to fertilize herself whenever she wants. She can also carry multiple ex-males at a time. That's literally the only purpose of male anglerfish, to become a ballsack.
@@fireblow44 just because you explained something, doesn’t mean it’s your true intention. I do believe that he truly doesn’t want his fans to donate if they can’t afford it. But I’m 100% that there are other youtubers that use the same tactic in order to gain the respect and trust which make people want to donate. You never really know. That’s the point i was trying to make.
Yeah, saying stuff like that is one of the few moves in which it legit doesnt matter whether or not he meant it. It'll have the same effect even if he's not sincere, as long as he never says/does anything else to counter the original statement.
Yeah, I actually wanted to pay since I know he has a Wendy's addiction....can we send a Wendy's giftcard? I'd contribute just because you were honest...
About the whole "if Sid were realistically sized he'd wear Diego like a fur coat" that's the thing - they originally did try to make him "realistic" (as per Megalonyx) but this resulted in him looking too Uncanny Valley so they made him a mixture of a modern sloth and an ancient ground sloth, stunting his looks on purpose. And having seen some fan creations showing Sid with "realistic" ground sloth proportions I'm glad they went with the modern sloth mixed with a stunted ground sloth becos otherwise he would just be too odd-looking _and_ off-putting, character design wise, so I think they made the right choice.
Owls. They only have to fear other owls. Horseshoe crabs as well. If being around for 300 million years isn't nature's greatest high-five, I don't know what is.
Also Australian and i take literally no pride that our armed forces took to a flock of birds and lost despite being armed with Lewis-guns. Some weakass shit.
@@veryhuman7472 except it was three guys versus thousands of bird that can be shot multiple times and keep running twice the speed of Usain bolt for hours, no one’s saying we lost because it was impossible to win, we lost because our national bird is so strong that we would have had to actually commit a large amount of resources to a fight that really wasn’t worth it, that’s where the pride is, not that we didn’t apply great forces but that great forces were required in the first place
@@justagamer2485 I appreciate your analysis and as such, your pride. Still - I can't share it. It should have been determined ahead of the exercise and either resulted in the war not being considered viable or the war should have been won via dedicating appropriate resources.
In defense of the cheetah, they have significantly higher hunting success rate than most big cat at 58%. They make enough kill to offset the fact that they usually get grief by Hyena and Lion. Also, since Lion spend like 1/4 of the day waking up, cheetah can just avoid hunting during that time period.
It's insane at how dirty Tierzoo has done cheetahs. They're not actually that horrible at defending their own kills. Their high fecundity actually allows them to quickly expand and repopulate into areas without many of their competitors and they're much better at shedding heat than hyenas and lions, so they're able to hunt in the day when most other african carnivores are limited to resting to avoid overheating.
People keep tigers as pets, the problem isn't that they aren't friendly, the problem is like a house cat they can get overstimulated and tear you to bits, but you know, not in a metaphorical sense because they weigh hundreds of pounds.
Oh yeh, that'll be fun chasing after them when they run away at the park. "And spotty just ran into the side of a car going above the speed limit - the cheetah, not the car".
they're already pretty well domesticated, it's just one of those instances where you have to get unbelievably lucky, or steal the cubs and raise generations in captivity.
I can't get enough of watching this young man. I've learned and laughed so much watching his posts. He needs a television show for real! He's the next Schoolhouse Rock of learning.
I actually liked how you called the tiger an assault weapon with stripes and the cheetah a spotted doormat I especially love how you implied that the cheetah was basically just good for competition with anything remotely related to a bird calling contests
You know what’s the worst thing about cheetahs? On their own, they’re actually pretty solid. It’s just the fact that they happen to live in one of the most hardcore ecosystems on the planet that makes them complete pushovers in comparison.
Not only that, but if a Cheetah injured a foot they’re done. They’re solitary animals so they don’t have any other Cheetahs to hunt for them, and speed is what gets them their kills.
@@Royal_Keith actually, Planet Earth documented an instance of three cheetahs working as a pack to take down an ostrich, a prey item that would be nigh impossible for a solo cheetah. Don't know how common that is, but it's still fascinating.
@@inoli3164 much like cougar they're actually not a true big cat aka cats that belongs to Panthera genus, therefore they cannot roar but can purr instead just like their lesser cat cousins
You know btw, that they have zero endurance? If you are a mile and a half away from a cheetah you could literally slow walk away from them and they’ll never catch you 😂 they hit a crazy speed of 80 mph on average I believe but have like a 30 min rest time after to keep from over heating/dying
Ok my respect for this dude just went through the roof, that fact that he's content with life as it is, and doesn't need additional money, so much to the point where he says that in the outro (something I've never heard anybody say) that shows alot about his character. He just told his audience they don't have too, when he could have said nothing, or worse lie like I'm sure plenty of people do. Mad respect broski
This guy has to have a ton of bloopers. He is so funny. I just know he laughs at himself. He is very quick too. Very talented. I hope we get to see more of him.
Dude what creator says "please only pay if you can"? Like for real his transparency is one reason why I subscribed a while back. I know alot will say they know some and I'm sure there are with the millions of creators I'm just trying to say you really don't see it alot.
@@CalamariZander idk I guess I don't watch alot but like usually they say "subscribe to my patron if you can" maybe I don't watch alot but it seems his answer was a bit more genuine like says "it's only for my Wendy's addiction " it almost feels like he's trying to talk you out of it . Like I said yes others say "if you can" but not "dont worry I'm fine its for my wendys" lol maybe I don't watch alot of creators 🤷
Idk about youtubers, but a lot of streamers I watch either say that or to not pay at all cause they are already wealthy and don’t need it, to spend it on yourself and not them. Something little but much appreciated
@@bekcha4170 that I do agree with alot more streamers seem down to earth or its because those "gamer girls" that wigged out for not giving alot of money.
I am sooo appreciative of you for the hyena segment! It sucks what this animal goes through (male and female) and on top of that, as you said TLK did them dirty. They are my favorite animal but so underrated. Most people think they're dirty, ugly, scavengers who bug lions all day. 😭 not to mention the misconception that they're related to canines when they're not, so I was happy when you said "cubs" instead of "pups" haha. Ramble aside, this was a fun and informative video!!
Ostrich: I'm the fastest running bird Cassowary: I'm a fucking dinosaur Emu: My kind and I started a war Kiwi Bird: Please don't eat me, I'm not a fruit
You have one of the best channels out there, literally! The way you narrate is a breath of fresh air and I love it! There are only a few channel that I actively look for and get excited about new content, and yours is in the top 3. Thank you for your content and the way you do your videos, it's fantastic.
While battling with depression - I came across your Channel. Long Story short....Thank You for these videos and all the smiles you brought to my face ❤
Fun fact: Sloths fists work opposite to ours, in the way that they have to exert force to open them and relax to close them. This is why they can sleep upside down without falling out of the tree.
Yes In fact because of this it’s not unheard of for a sloth to die holding onto a branch and stay hanging on for days or even weeks afterward before falling off.
@notfiveo If you paid attention, he said they are slightly smaller than ostrich’s, and that is a fact. One thing he didn’t mention is that they end up taking up so much room that the kiwi literally cannot eat towards the end of developing the egg since there is physically no space left in their body to hold food.
@@kdkorz10211 As much as this all stacks against the Kiwi, he doesn't mention that people oftenly mistake their size, as adults they are about the size of a grown up cat or larger, they are excellent diggers, and they spend their last moments of developing the egg in their burrows. their sense of smell is also impressive. They are also respected in Maori culture and protected under New Zealand law i believe.
Fun fact about cheetahs: they aren’t even considered to be big cats. I mean yes, they are cats, and they are big. But the big cat family consists out of animals like loins, tigers, etc. Cheetahs are just so weird that they basically have a group of their own. They don’t really fit anywhere. They are also weirdly docile to humans compared to any other animal that looks like them. Oh and yeah they can purr. They are basically just overgrown housecoats with permanent zoomies.
You mixed up stuff. Cheetah's are considered big cats. They are just not of the pantherinae subfamily. Cheetah belong to the subfamily Felinae, to which cougars, but also our domestic cats belong to. There is no such thing as a "big cat family". Both cheetah and cougar are counted as big cats.
You forgot the sloth's one defense: being the nastiest motherfucker in the jungle. They smell and taste so bad that most predators won't eat them unless they're starving. It's like that scene in Jurassic Park 2 where they had to dig through dinosaur shit to find a cell phone. Then a big therapod carnivore sneaks up and almost eats them, but changes its mind and walks away after smelling them. That's the single defense evolution gave sloths.
Thing about the octopus is, even thought they're one of the most inteligent animals in the ocean, they have to learn how to survive ALONE. Their parents die and there are no other octopi around to protect them and teach them how to survive. So it's no wonder only one of the 50.000 is going to survive. Being inteligent means nothing if there's no others of your kind to teach you anything. Imagine putting 50.000 toddlers on an african jungle and telling them figure it out, it would be a miracle if JUST ONE managed to survive until adulthood
Forget adulthood; it'd be a miracle of a toddler could live to see childhood. Because when a baby animal gets hurt, they just go with it. Sure, it hurts, but they have no other way to deal with it. But when a human toddler gets hurt, their instinct is to cry as loud as possible and poop all over themselves, attracting predators and scavengers alike.
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg And that's where the beauty of society comes in. We're predators which help each other. Crying loudly is actually a good evolutionary trait because other humans would notice and do something about it
The intelligence of a 2 year old is extremely impressive when considering their lifespan A 1 year old octopus is smart as a 2 year old child? Maybe we should feel lucky they don't last long enough to think about invading lol
Definitely! I remember in my comparative anatomy class, there was a bullet point on an article saying if we wipe out terrestrial life including humans, octopuses would be the first to evolve on land
"HOMICIDAL VACUUM CLEANER"🤣🤣🤣~anteater😭 All these videos are HILARIOUS... But THIS ONE... is EXTRA... Had to put my snacks down Every other line I'm choking🤣🤣🤣😭 #Poor Sloths and Octopus💔
Lol, I couldn’t even listen to him for over 20 seconds. Education is not entertainment and he is boring as hell. Same monotonous voice and talking at the speed of a fighter jet.
If you like Cheetahs, know there's still hope for them. Lately, younger Cheetahs have been observed to create packs, something previously unheard of from them. It's at its very early stages, but this collaboration has been shown to highly increase their probability for a good meal without disturbances. Basically, nature is forcing them into socialization.
@@babytruci4444 Well good for them, they get to survive and good for me because I don't have to deal with people's bs and got to stay in my room for at least a whole year without mom being on my case.
I NEVER, in my entirely life, watched educational content while laughing and GENUINELY being interested. Man you should be the CEO of education my brother. This video is incredible.
Wow, dude, do you realize how sad this comment is? PLEASE take some recommendations for fun channels: -Hbomberguy. -Cosmic Sceptic. -Believe it or not. -Redditor. -ReddX. -Veritasium.
Nature is like a passive-aggressive person. Sometimes it has sympathy, sometimes it just L's the shit out of you and downgrades you to the worst level.
“Despite being related to Ostriches, a Jurassic reject and a bird that literally won a war against Australia” is possibly the greatest quote of all time.
I love how he doesn’t beg for money or guilt trips his supporters into donating and is just casually like “ywah it’s going to Wendy’s lol” I love that honesth
@@GustavRex Most other beg for you to do it and advertise it commonly throughout the video. But this guy wanted to be sure you are okay before thinking for himself.
Cheetahs are lucky they're cute, being cute or friendly is like cheating at evolution because Humans will go "That one. I like that one. It lives even if nature says no."
Read about the evolutionary "bottleneck" in Scientific American back in the 80s. You can graft skin tissue between any 2 cheetahs on earth and its just like grafting skin from the cat you got it from. The huge nasal cavity to feed the massive cardiopulmonary system means smaller canine teeth so cheetahs have to suffocate their prey, unlike a jaguar who can literally bite through a victim's neck vertebrae. But cheetah babies are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!
I do believe that's the only reason pandas are alife right now. The MFs are always on a mission to kill themselves but humans are pouring in tons of money and efforts to save them.
I usually totally blank out plugs and requests for donations and such. But the way you stated to please not if you can't afford it is Amazing to me. I'm highly cynical so I'm always doubting things and people but it's good to see good people still exist.
Something I actually learned about cheetahs in my bio class was that cheetahs are bad at regulating heat, so they can literally run into their graves. They heat up so much that they will just die mid sprint. Nature made its bigger strength one of its bigger weaknesses
Weellllp, I Googled it and you might wanna check into your education system... Directly from a geographic article: "In 1973, two Harvard scientists bought a couple of hand-reared cheetahs from an African farmer, flew the animals over to their laboratory, made them run on treadmills, and stuck thermometers up their bums. Based on the readings, they concluded that cheetahs can’t lose heat quickly enough while running. Once their body temperature hits 40.5 degrees Celsius, they’re forced to stop. It was a groundbreaking experiment, but an incredibly artificial one. The cheetahs had lived in captivity for their entire lives, and they were running in a lab rather than a savannah. They ran at 30 kilometres per hour for 2 kilometres whereas, in the wild, they sprint for just a few hundred metres but at speeds of up to 100 km per hour. And yet, based on this single contrived set-up, it became common knowledge that cheetahs abandon hunts because they overheat. You’ll find that little factoid in zoo placards, books, and wildlife documentaries. It seems plausible, especially since cheetahs are the world’s fastest land animals. They’re also relatively inefficient hunters that only kill 40 percent of the prey they chase. In some cases, they seem to give up even when their quarry is within range. Is that because they get too hot? Sure. Why not? It has the ring of truth. It’s not true. Robyn Hetem from the University of Witwatersrand in South Africa has disproved this myth by actually studying wild hunting cheetahs. She worked with six animals from the Tusk Trust Cheetah Rehabiliation Park, which allows orphaned or injured animals to hone their hunting skills before returning to the wild. Her team surgically implanted two sensors into each cheetah-one in their hips to track their movements, and another in their bellies to track their temperature. For seven months, the cheetahs did their thing and Hetem watched. Her data showed that their body temperature naturally fluctuates between 37.3 and 39.5°C over the course of a day, and hunting doesn’t change that. Despite their enormous speed and acceleration, they barely get any hotter while sprinting. And while they finished successful hunts with an average body temperature of 38.4°C, they finished unsuccessful ones at… 38.3°C. That’s a definition of “overheating” that I’m unfamiliar with. Clearly, cheetahs don’t give up because of heat. They do, however, heat up more if they actually catch something. In the 40 minutes after they stopped, their temperature rose by 0.5°C if they had flubbed their chases, but by 1.3°C if they made a kill. This wasn’t due to the ambient temperature, the length of the chase, or how fast the cheetahs ran. It wasn’t due to the act of killing, since that only takes 10 minutes. It wasn’t due to energetic eating either, since cheetahs take long rests before tucking into their prey. Instead, Hetem thinks it’s a sign of stress. Cheetahs are built for speed not strength, and they can be easily overpowered by other plains predators like lions, hyenas or leopards. Indeed, a leopard actually killed two of the six cheetahs that Hetem was studying! This means that a freshly killed carcass could attract deadly competitors, as well as providing a meal, which is why other biologists have described cheetahs as being “nervous at kills” and “alert when feeding”. Hetem thinks that their temperatures rise as a result." Soo, that is literally a myth. Why are they teaching myths as fact in a bio class!?
If Ice Age 3 was realistic, Manny and Ellie would not have been human-sized compared to the brachiosaurus. Still drives me crazy how inaccurate they made the size difference between the mammals and the dinos.
Why can't my teachers be like this , so smooth, interesting and easy to understand and not with corny humour, I will never get bored, speaking so fast but I understand all
Cause unfortunately, probs only you and maybe 1-2 others will get this, but the others will blank out... also, you will know it in the moment, but this info gives you no room for notes or ease of recollation.
Because we can’t speak that fast if we want everyone to understand. The majority of students can’t follow a pace that fast. I know it’s annoying for fast learners (I was one too) but we can’t let the other behind. When my parents were at school group were split by learning pace (3 levels) so teachers could teach at a pace that would fit everyone in the class. Since we stopped doing that we have to fit the average instead.
When it comes to videos about animals/nature, IMO, your videos are at the top of the list when it comes to educational, & entertainment value!! Keep up the excellent work.
It is so amazingly cool to see a young, hip dude offer a content that is educational, required decent amount of research and delivered in a such a relaxed fashion. I applaud you man. Inspiring...
@@Bear_the_shepherd hip...hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'...To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie...To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...Go away bear cub
This kid feels like he made a school presentation with color commentary, got great reception from the class and decided to post it online. Only to find out that he is a genius at it. Keep it up!
I would also like to mention that if cheetahs over-exert themselves on a hunt, their heart basically gives out because it can't keep up and they die mid-run.
or get heat-stroke and fall uncouncious (=free meal to any other carniwore who comes across) due to overheating, keep in mind they live in hottest continent, and during chase due to running as fast as can
I am not surprised anymore why they are an endangered species. I always thought humans were a 100% fault at it but after hearing all of this we meybe are only 30% at fault with evolution taking the other 70%.
Humans did not evolve from monkeys because if humans did why haven't the monkeys evolved to? Yeah that's right f*** Darwin theory f*** all of that sides because it's all wrong. We caught up with the science it got so bad they had to put it to rest themselves it is now not a scientific fact that we came from monkeys however just 20 years ago that wasn't the case.
Your writing and delivery are so good that a few years ago I described casual geographic as the best RUclips channel. It's still (by far) the best channel, with basically no competition.
fun fact about sloths: they can regulate their heartbeat manually, to save energy. but sometimes they will lower their heartbeat so much that the heart just stops beating
Wtf...
That has to be the most bruh moment ever
@@Zeimos. I'm starting to think that the entirety of nature is just a bruh moment.
Damn i wish i could just unalive that easily
Imagine being able to just turn off your heart like 'aight I'm out'
I love how nature's idea of "equality" is basically just "everybody has to be miserable" 💀
sounds like communism
[INSERT COMMUNIST JOKE]
Now give me likes
@@hiralykowalski6825 sounds more like Capitalism/ neoliberalism
@@hiralykowalski6825 It's very funny you say that, until the capitalisation of Russia the word depression didn't even exist, and this was under a severe dictatorship and a purely socialist environment, so one (with a brain, so not you) can only imagine the happiness majority can have without such a poor implementation of it.
@@thermionicemission6355 oh! You mean being sent to the Gulags for saying some shit about the upper echelons, eating questionable meat from a sausage and dying of hypertension for eating what was probably rat meat, receiving appliances that won't last a month, having money but no goods left to buy, and being incapable of even the freedom to create a different political party is not depressive?
Gotta say, that raising awareness of Parkinson's disease was smooth.
I totally agree, I think this kid is a treasure. He's obviously of great intellect, yet it doesn't come off as being douchey, you know?!? I think he's just super adorable IMO. 💜
@Ni Ce who doesn't love bananas? Full of potassium
Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yup. Here's another PSA: please gene-test yourself and your partner for common genetic diseases, especially ones you know are present in your family, before trying for children if possible. You can always choose IVF, adoption, or surrogacy if it turns out you have something, but at present we can't fix most genetic diseases, so a child that has one will always have a poorer quality of life and will often have a higher child mortality rate and decreased lifespan
@@loganm2766 stop
never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, and to scientists how the hell do they find out that sloths can survive 40 minutes underwater.
My guess is they just estimated it based on how ridiculously slow its metabolism is. Its body doesn't need to do anything often, including respiration.
@@AskForDoodlesThere was a study on how long rats could swim without stopping. All rats died, so I doubt they just estimated.
@@cosmizy9805 I remember that study, it makes me sick on a whole another level, I know a lot of people don't like mice, but what they did there is just not even human, they had to hire psychopaths just to conduct the study imo
Or how they learned how long pig orgasms last, or how long it takes pigs to devour a human.
The same way we know humans are 70% water
“Become past-tense before even joining the present.” I swear, the writing for this video is way better than it has any right to be.
I literally only just found this channel and Jesus Christ, his comedy smack talk writing even just in this video is so slick that I had to stop the video three times to have a solid laugh break
It’s the “brooding children she never asked for” is what killed me 😂😂😂 or “if ice age was realistic, sir would wear deigo fur as a fur coat”
I can’t
@@rhonafenwick5643 omg me too rofl and I have to stifle myself too so I dont wake up hubby. Lol this guy executes it flawlessly too.
And I love the fact he says all these things with a straight face 😭✨
It doesn't make sense and it's kinda dumb tbh.
"Once the male octopus mates, he basically just gives up on life."
Post nut clarity be hittin them hard.
Lol
and you just relized their mouth was also uh..... a thing
I see you everywhere and yeah Octopuses have it rough
Hes just some guy with a mustache
We meet again…for like the 45th time bruh
''The Kiwi is just about as defenseless as the fruit that got named after it"
I'm dead
😂
Iunno, at least I'm allergic to the fruit....
@@getpumped87 so about 0.001% more deadly
Also, “This is why baby sloths have to hang on for dear life cause if they fall to the bottom of the jungle floor the mother might as well not even go back for it.”
Actually if you find a kiwi with attitude those claws can be deadly, my son once saw a kiwi kick the sh** out of a possum, literally took an eye out. The guy who owned the farm said happens all the time, just that one kiwi who lost his mum to a possum now makes a point of hunting them.
The peacock's feathers making him the center of attention is technically a massive L for males, but it kind of allows to preservate the species. If a predator approaches, he's likely to leave the females be and since it's the females that have to lay eggs and stuff it somewhat helps them to be more discrete. This is the case for a bunch of other birds too.
@@notfiveo Doesn't exist.
Please repent and find YHWH Elohim and keep the commandments in Exodus 20 and Leviticus 11.
Please read Exodus 20 and pray for forgiveness
2nd Corinthians 5:17
“Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!”
[37] Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. [38] This is the first and great commandment. [39] And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. [40] On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:37-40
Please read the book of Jonah, Matthew, Exodus you'll have the information you need😅😊
Try giving Ezekial 23:20 a read.
@necromancer6405 last time I checked we have freedom of religion, to not discriminate, or to not keep anyone from doing anything based on sex, race, or financial status. You're a child.
@@BLZ231 ah, a true man of God, I see
I'm really surprised you didn't mention the male anglerfish. Everyone who's seen Finding Nemo knows what a female anglerfish looks like. Males aren't like that. They're tiny creatures that can barely fend for themselves. When they find a female, they latch onto her by biting her. Over time, he literally fuses with her and loses all his organs except his gonads. She then continues to swim around with these attached gonads, able to fertilize herself whenever she wants. She can also carry multiple ex-males at a time. That's literally the only purpose of male anglerfish, to become a ballsack.
God DAMN. That's horrific. 😂
As terrifying as that is, it's amazing how nature even comes up with crap like this.
___, & then there is the male praying mantis. Losing his head for a little one time nookie.
Ah yes, marriage 🤗
@@PatrickOliveras wholesome
“Don’t give money if you can’t afford it.” I’m not sure if he was sincere or it was just a ploy to gain my respect. Whichever it was, he earned it.
He explained right after?
@@fireblow44 just because you explained something, doesn’t mean it’s your true intention. I do believe that he truly doesn’t want his fans to donate if they can’t afford it. But I’m 100% that there are other youtubers that use the same tactic in order to gain the respect and trust which make people want to donate. You never really know.
That’s the point i was trying to make.
Yeah, saying stuff like that is one of the few moves in which it legit doesnt matter whether or not he meant it. It'll have the same effect even if he's not sincere, as long as he never says/does anything else to counter the original statement.
@@benny_lemon5123 very true! Only time will tell. 🤷♂️
Yeah, I actually wanted to pay since I know he has a Wendy's addiction....can we send a Wendy's giftcard? I'd contribute just because you were honest...
Cheetahs be like:
“The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
😂 😂 😂
Wow. Would give u 10 Likes for that. Was it ur thought or did u read it somewhere else before?
And darkness kills
@@mj_out they heard it in a Billie Eilish song
@@Jjdhjsjshshs Ah, thank you for the response. It is a really good-fitting quote.
About the whole "if Sid were realistically sized he'd wear Diego like a fur coat" that's the thing - they originally did try to make him "realistic" (as per Megalonyx) but this resulted in him looking too Uncanny Valley so they made him a mixture of a modern sloth and an ancient ground sloth, stunting his looks on purpose. And having seen some fan creations showing Sid with "realistic" ground sloth proportions I'm glad they went with the modern sloth mixed with a stunted ground sloth becos otherwise he would just be too odd-looking _and_ off-putting, character design wise, so I think they made the right choice.
Because*
You would've said the same if diego was a 9 inch kitty cat
@@PCreeperStudios🤓
@@courtneymcdermott3609 bro thinks that calling me smart is an insult
@@PCreeperStudiosShut up.
I feel like the next episode should be a counter to this "animals that got a high five from evolution"
ye
Good idea
Number one... Yeah you know which one
I need this
Owls. They only have to fear other owls. Horseshoe crabs as well. If being around for 300 million years isn't nature's greatest high-five, I don't know what is.
That ain’t just Post nut clarity, shit’s on another level, Post nut clairvoyance
Post nut Omnipotence
Post nut Omniscience
The coomer crab
Post nut transcendence
Which one was that?
As an Australian I’m not going to lie it is a genuine point of pride that we lost a war against our national bird
true it just shows how badass that bird is
Emu 🤣😂🤣😂
Also Australian and i take literally no pride that our armed forces took to a flock of birds and lost despite being armed with Lewis-guns. Some weakass shit.
@@veryhuman7472 except it was three guys versus thousands of bird that can be shot multiple times and keep running twice the speed of Usain bolt for hours, no one’s saying we lost because it was impossible to win, we lost because our national bird is so strong that we would have had to actually commit a large amount of resources to a fight that really wasn’t worth it, that’s where the pride is, not that we didn’t apply great forces but that great forces were required in the first place
@@justagamer2485 I appreciate your analysis and as such, your pride. Still - I can't share it. It should have been determined ahead of the exercise and either resulted in the war not being considered viable or the war should have been won via dedicating appropriate resources.
In defense of the cheetah, they have significantly higher hunting success rate than most big cat at 58%. They make enough kill to offset the fact that they usually get grief by Hyena and Lion. Also, since Lion spend like 1/4 of the day waking up, cheetah can just avoid hunting during that time period.
It's insane at how dirty Tierzoo has done cheetahs. They're not actually that horrible at defending their own kills.
Their high fecundity actually allows them to quickly expand and repopulate into areas without many of their competitors and they're much better at shedding heat than hyenas and lions, so they're able to hunt in the day when most other african carnivores are limited to resting to avoid overheating.
So basically, Cheetahs are *THIS CLOSE* to becoming domesticated house pets in the next 100-150 years.
Cool
You can domesticate them now man but you need a huge yard and a beard cause when they lick your face it will hurt without a beard
@@stevefilms1997 It won't be problem for an Arab and we know that rich Arabs keep them as pets
People keep tigers as pets, the problem isn't that they aren't friendly, the problem is like a house cat they can get overstimulated and tear you to bits, but you know, not in a metaphorical sense because they weigh hundreds of pounds.
Oh yeh, that'll be fun chasing after them when they run away at the park.
"And spotty just ran into the side of a car going above the speed limit - the cheetah, not the car".
they're already pretty well domesticated, it's just one of those instances where you have to get unbelievably lucky, or steal the cubs and raise generations in captivity.
The Don’t Starve theme fits perfectly given the video is about beings that are screwed over by forces beyond their control or comprehension.
Nature is Maxwell / Charlie confirmed
I came here to make a Don't Starve reference.
I agree.
Playing Don't Starve as a moth. Game difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
I was about to say bro.
The cheetah chirp is actually a good thing because it makes nearby predators think that they are a bird and not the push-over they are.
If they were hiding it might also attract a bird, unfortunately I don’t think they have the best cam of;auger though
@@naturegirl1999 birds can't do anything to cheetahs, at least nowhere near what a lion can do
why the hell would you like to sound like a bird in the middle of the most dangerous ecosystem?
i didn't know that
@@somerandompersonbutnobotsh3693 why the heck would you want to live that ecosystem anyway?
I can't get enough of watching this young man. I've learned and laughed so much watching his posts. He needs a television show for real! He's the next Schoolhouse Rock of learning.
Cheetahs be like:
"Oh god! A snake!"
*runs 50 meters and then collapses*
Vultures: "welp, free food"
ack hahahahahahahahahahaha but for real-
@free sexy albums in my channel
How the fuck does that relate to cheetahs being an grub hub food delivery, that they themselves are the food.
@@DannyGamerXD48 it’s a bot
Vulture: There's some good news.
The more of you die, the better I eat.
I didn't say it was good news for you.
MORE free food (all their food is free🤔)
Cheetah:
-attack: 4
-defence: 2
-speed: 10
-endurance: 1
-intelligence: 2
-chirping: 100
Purring: Over 9000
Cheetahs don't know how to hack games.
i'd say for me in that logic:
-attack: 2
-defence: 3
-speed: 6.7
-endurance: 4
-intelligence: 5
- talking: 100
Yeah. It kinda bad to have 1 for endure and 10 for speed.
@@zqninja3334 im 1 for everything
“By cannibalizing their mother, it’s basically a home-cooked meal.” Ouch
It's a family meal
@@bencenagy5459 u rascal 😂😂
Post-partum nonexistence
Good one bro
Hey Calvin
I actually liked how you called the tiger an assault weapon with stripes and the cheetah a spotted doormat I especially love how you implied that the cheetah was basically just good for competition with anything remotely related to a bird calling contests
You know what’s the worst thing about cheetahs? On their own, they’re actually pretty solid. It’s just the fact that they happen to live in one of the most hardcore ecosystems on the planet that makes them complete pushovers in comparison.
They should introduce them to the US. They'd do better and Spice this place up a bit
@@glasgow1875 Cheetahs did exist in North America at one point, but went extinct around 12 thousand years ago.
Not only that, but if a Cheetah injured a foot they’re done. They’re solitary animals so they don’t have any other Cheetahs to hunt for them, and speed is what gets them their kills.
@@Royal_Keith actually, Planet Earth documented an instance of three cheetahs working as a pack to take down an ostrich, a prey item that would be nigh impossible for a solo cheetah.
Don't know how common that is, but it's still fascinating.
Which makes the fact that they're still alive even kind of impressive.
"Cheetahs are really fast."
"That is all they have."
This honestly made my day.
Cheetahs are the Sonic the Hedgehog of the animal kingdom
aren’t they the only big cat not able to roar?
@@inoli3164 much like cougar they're actually not a true big cat aka cats that belongs to Panthera genus, therefore they cannot roar but can purr instead just like their lesser cat cousins
You know btw, that they have zero endurance? If you are a mile and a half away from a cheetah you could literally slow walk away from them and they’ll never catch you 😂 they hit a crazy speed of 80 mph on average I believe but have like a 30 min rest time after to keep from over heating/dying
Def would not for cheetahs
Ok my respect for this dude just went through the roof, that fact that he's content with life as it is, and doesn't need additional money, so much to the point where he says that in the outro (something I've never heard anybody say) that shows alot about his character. He just told his audience they don't have too, when he could have said nothing, or worse lie like I'm sure plenty of people do. Mad respect broski
Earned my sub, to be sure
Agreed. Ditto. Yes. I subbed immediately.
And honestly, I get the Wendy's addiction. I empathize so much with that. Their foods really good! 😋
This is all facts
Yup
This guy has to have a ton of bloopers. He is so funny. I just know he laughs at himself. He is very quick too. Very talented. I hope we get to see more of him.
"Don't give money if you can't afford it" - this guy is awesome!
I think that might be the first time I've ever heard a RUclipsr say that. This guy's the real deal.
Seems like an all around decent guy. Nice to see instead of the misinfomers and narcissists that pollute RUclips
Crippling Wendy’s addiction
@@calebloudd2473 That's what I thought he said. I'd definitely buy this dude a Double Baconator, large fry, and Frosty without hesitation.
LMAO YEAH
Dude what creator says "please only pay if you can"? Like for real his transparency is one reason why I subscribed a while back. I know alot will say they know some and I'm sure there are with the millions of creators I'm just trying to say you really don't see it alot.
alot honestly
@@CalamariZander idk I guess I don't watch alot but like usually they say "subscribe to my patron if you can" maybe I don't watch alot but it seems his answer was a bit more genuine like says "it's only for my Wendy's addiction " it almost feels like he's trying to talk you out of it . Like I said yes others say "if you can" but not "dont worry I'm fine its for my wendys" lol maybe I don't watch alot of creators 🤷
Idk about youtubers, but a lot of streamers I watch either say that or to not pay at all cause they are already wealthy and don’t need it, to spend it on yourself and not them. Something little but much appreciated
@@bekcha4170 that I do agree with alot more streamers seem down to earth or its because those "gamer girls" that wigged out for not giving alot of money.
Ikr.
"If ice age were realistic, Syd would have wore Diego's ass like a fur coat"
This killed me 😂😂😂
If I get to 300 suBs today it's free bones for everyone
@@Helpadoggoreachsubs no u
@@Helpadoggoreachsubs you’re cringe
I am sooo appreciative of you for the hyena segment! It sucks what this animal goes through (male and female) and on top of that, as you said TLK did them dirty. They are my favorite animal but so underrated. Most people think they're dirty, ugly, scavengers who bug lions all day. 😭 not to mention the misconception that they're related to canines when they're not, so I was happy when you said "cubs" instead of "pups" haha. Ramble aside, this was a fun and informative video!!
Ostrich: I'm the fastest running bird
Cassowary: I'm a fucking dinosaur
Emu: My kind and I started a war
Kiwi Bird: Please don't eat me, I'm not a fruit
BROO! THATS A GREAT ONE!!😂🤣
I mean most birds are technically modern dinosaurs, just. We dont need to clarify that they are.
@@Damian-cilr2 but the cassowary is the closest thing to the dinosaurs. They're basically blue velociraptors
@@mrtrollnator123 yeah
Agressive as fuck. Well if you bother them. Damn those things are scary
@@Damian-cilr2 yep
"if his date doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity certainly will"
lol best thing I've heard all day
F in chat for those homies
I subscribed just on that.
@@jiemileng7745 F😔
Yep those lines were one shot kills so imma sub
😂😂😂
So realistically, Tigress could've been able to kill Lord Shen, if she wanted to.
Yeah
B̷̗͚̱̭̝̮̹̳͚̲̈́̓̿̋̎̈́͊̃͐͘o̷̢̺̼̠̤̼̬̫͕͛̍̐̒̋͋̄͜͝͝b̶̠̗̫̙̜͝
shen never unfurled his feathers so actually no
also, he had guns
@@thomasthetanderloin *gun*
Yep
You have one of the best channels out there, literally! The way you narrate is a breath of fresh air and I love it! There are only a few channel that I actively look for and get excited about new content, and yours is in the top 3. Thank you for your content and the way you do your videos, it's fantastic.
"I have no mouth and I must scream"
- Luna Moth, probably.
Who knew...the Matrix closing Neo's mouth had a real-life counterpart...
_Now playing: Metallica - One_
@@ReichensteiN Yeah, this youtuber is funny,
but Sir Sic is funnier.
If you fell asleep, slipped out of your skin days later changed without a mouth you'd wanna scream too lol
Nope. Can't say anything. No mouth.
"The Kiwi is basically a bird, that can't bird" had me dead. science and comedy, win-win 🤣🤣🤣
And the cheetah- the cat that can't cat.
Panda: A bear that can't bear
@@SeuSav nice one
My new Zealander heart is crying :’)
@@knoniezzimlou2193 why
"The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness"
-A cheetah probably
I like that quote
And the Cheetah goes "Chirp"...how adorable!
While battling with depression - I came across your Channel. Long Story short....Thank You for these videos and all the smiles you brought to my face ❤
Forgot to mention that a sloth's digestive system is do slow, that it can starve to death with food in itself stomach
Wooow!!
Sounds like a some weird deep ish metaphor for life lolz
phew that was close i just managed to eat food before i di-
Well if metabolism is slow and your food is leaves, kinda makes sense. Damn that's so fucking stupid
@@ernodios it needs to be patched
Fun fact: Sloths fists work opposite to ours, in the way that they have to exert force to open them and relax to close them. This is why they can sleep upside down without falling out of the tree.
I just tried to imagine what that would feel like and I think my muscular system blue screened
@@r.j.penfold Your comment honestly made my day
@@Raxarion Indeed. That guy needs more likes
This comment is as trippy. Its like the same trippiness as when I learned how cat claws retract
Yes In fact because of this it’s not unheard of for a sloth to die holding onto a branch and stay hanging on for days or even weeks afterward before falling off.
As a university prof, I can say that you're an education secret weapon. You could make anybody love learning. Keep on!
@notfiveo If you paid attention, he said they are slightly smaller than ostrich’s, and that is a fact. One thing he didn’t mention is that they end up taking up so much room that the kiwi literally cannot eat towards the end of developing the egg since there is physically no space left in their body to hold food.
@@kdkorz10211 As much as this all stacks against the Kiwi, he doesn't mention that people oftenly mistake their size, as adults they are about the size of a grown up cat or larger, they are excellent diggers, and they spend their last moments of developing the egg in their burrows. their sense of smell is also impressive.
They are also respected in Maori culture and protected under New Zealand law i believe.
That is the highest of compliments
@ritadighent what not talk to a few of your peers and give this man a degree?
As awful as the hyena is, you've gotta give number one to the pig who's evolutionarily inclined to stab itself in the face.
Fun fact about cheetahs: they aren’t even considered to be big cats. I mean yes, they are cats, and they are big. But the big cat family consists out of animals like loins, tigers, etc. Cheetahs are just so weird that they basically have a group of their own. They don’t really fit anywhere. They are also weirdly docile to humans compared to any other animal that looks like them. Oh and yeah they can purr. They are basically just overgrown housecoats with permanent zoomies.
and anxiety
@@lichking3711 alot of it. In zoos they need emotional support dogs/doggie buddies
Loins-
Loins
You mixed up stuff. Cheetah's are considered big cats. They are just not of the pantherinae subfamily. Cheetah belong to the subfamily Felinae, to which cougars, but also our domestic cats belong to. There is no such thing as a "big cat family". Both cheetah and cougar are counted as big cats.
You forgot the sloth's one defense: being the nastiest motherfucker in the jungle. They smell and taste so bad that most predators won't eat them unless they're starving. It's like that scene in Jurassic Park 2 where they had to dig through dinosaur shit to find a cell phone. Then a big therapod carnivore sneaks up and almost eats them, but changes its mind and walks away after smelling them. That's the single defense evolution gave sloths.
In jurrasic park tho it thinks they ARE shit so it’s like nah
it's actually Jurassic Park 3
Excuse me...TASTE?
@@sneakysneakyraccoon8538 AH yes, the one with the Spinosaurus
Lmao. They tasted it :p@@xxtreyx7274
"A bird that literally beat Australia in a war"
Veteran Aussies still shiver and quake at the mere mention of the letters E-M-U in close proximity
I couldn't care less.
I wonder what Aussies think when they’re in America and see Liberty Mutual ads!
@@elisabetablandin2744 nostalgia.
Is it an emu?
No sir, it’s an emo
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki absolute edge Lord dete- oh wait, bait
This channel is better than Discovery Channel. Subscribed!!
Thing about the octopus is, even thought they're one of the most inteligent animals in the ocean, they have to learn how to survive ALONE. Their parents die and there are no other octopi around to protect them and teach them how to survive. So it's no wonder only one of the 50.000 is going to survive. Being inteligent means nothing if there's no others of your kind to teach you anything. Imagine putting 50.000 toddlers on an african jungle and telling them figure it out, it would be a miracle if JUST ONE managed to survive until adulthood
perhaps their(octopus), intelligence developed as a counter-balance to offset the lack of instruction newborns receive
Forget adulthood; it'd be a miracle of a toddler could live to see childhood.
Because when a baby animal gets hurt, they just go with it. Sure, it hurts, but they have no other way to deal with it. But when a human toddler gets hurt, their instinct is to cry as loud as possible and poop all over themselves, attracting predators and scavengers alike.
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg grew as pack animals
Lost all thug points
Damn shame
That's why Orca is the best.
Intelligent and they put it to good use.
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg And that's where the beauty of society comes in. We're predators which help each other. Crying loudly is actually a good evolutionary trait because other humans would notice and do something about it
"If ice age's were realistics Sid would've worn Diegos ass" man this had me laughing for days
But… the video is only 21 hours old?
@@hyfan6195 im still laughing, i scheduled to stop laughing next wednesday
@@viniciusc.8735 that does make a surprising amount of since
@@viniciusc.8735 lmao smart answer
Suddenly, so much of Squidward's general mood makes total sense.
Squidward is a squid tho...
@@terryjiang6228 According to this guy, he ain't.
He's an octopus
Octopusward
@@LEGOMANIAC419 he is an octopus tho
Growing up, I use to stay on Nat Geo and the history channel. Thanks for awesome content
“If Ice Age was was realistic Sid woulda worn Diego’s ass like a fur coat” 😂😂😂
Was was was was was was
Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.
@@loganm2766 and may you please explain how this is relevant to anything here
@@FiSH-iSH Donald Trump is King in the Political Kingdom. I agree with him there ;)
@@loganm2766 ohhh okay then ...but back to ice age the movie😷
"This might be the only time the babies abort the mother"
That is such a savage line, holy hell
lol
Doesn't some spiders do the same?
Many people abort their mothers too when they become elderly abort them into nursing homes.
@@renookami4651 no
Usually spiders lay eggs in a "bag" where the babies develop themselves into very small spiders
@@renookami4651 Yes. They do.
The intelligence of a 2 year old is extremely impressive when considering their lifespan
A 1 year old octopus is smart as a 2 year old child? Maybe we should feel lucky they don't last long enough to think about invading lol
Definitely! I remember in my comparative anatomy class, there was a bullet point on an article saying if we wipe out terrestrial life including humans, octopuses would be the first to evolve on land
Yeah like, imagine an army of 2 year olds, but they all have multiple tentacles and some have poison.
@@extrapathos or rather, imagine an army of 10-15 year old octopuses with the intelligence of 20-30 year old humans
Bruh I came to the comments to see if anyone else had this thought
Yet
"HOMICIDAL VACUUM CLEANER"🤣🤣🤣~anteater😭 All these videos are HILARIOUS... But THIS ONE... is EXTRA... Had to put my snacks down Every other line I'm choking🤣🤣🤣😭 #Poor Sloths and Octopus💔
Sorry Rebecca, but you type like a pych ward patient got a hold of facebook
“NOOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GAIN ADAPTATIONS BESIDES JUST SPEED”
Cheetah: Haha speedrun go DU DU DU DU
That’s it! I am now calling cheetahs “Dream Cats”
Haha legs go BRRRRRRRRR
@@Bookwormiest yeah
The first Cheetah said, "I wish I was as fast as The Flash", but didn't know a genie was nearby.
Cheetah evolution: Ain't nothing gonna' break ah my stride, oh no! I got to keep on movin'
If schools actually knew how to grab interest like this guy does, the world would be way more developed.
Agreed. 👌
We'd be in mars rn
Lol, I couldn’t even listen to him for over 20 seconds. Education is not entertainment and he is boring as hell. Same monotonous voice and talking at the speed of a fighter jet.
But these are legitimately cool animals like economics or math could Nederland be as interesting
@@amoghars whatever, you do you, ain't important to love every popular RUclipsr
If you like Cheetahs, know there's still hope for them. Lately, younger Cheetahs have been observed to create packs, something previously unheard of from them. It's at its very early stages, but this collaboration has been shown to highly increase their probability for a good meal without disturbances. Basically, nature is forcing them into socialization.
Which is the exact opposite of what we went through.
@@nightfox1462 we talking about how corona made us forced out of so- wait DID WE JUST GIVE OUR SOCIALIZATION SKILLS FROM HUMANS TO CHEETAHS?
@@nightfox1462 I think… I think we quite literally threw away it and gave it to cheetahs on mistake… fuck
@@babytruci4444 Well good for them, they get to survive and good for me because I don't have to deal with people's bs and got to stay in my room for at least a whole year without mom being on my case.
"Now talk to each other, awkward asses. "
Haha! Home cooked meal! Couldn’t stop laughing! Had to pause it. Dude your narration is on point. You could do this at a comedy club.
8:17 Moth: "So how am I supposed to get energy if I can't eat?"
Evolution: "That's the neat part, you don't"
I NEVER, in my entirely life, watched educational content while laughing and GENUINELY being interested. Man you should be the CEO of education my brother. This video is incredible.
Wow, dude,
do you realize how sad this comment is?
PLEASE take some recommendations for fun channels:
-Hbomberguy.
-Cosmic Sceptic.
-Believe it or not.
-Redditor.
-ReddX.
-Veritasium.
@@slevinchannel7589 whats so sad about this comment tho?
@@kkidacuisine8907 that they never had fun learning. That's pretty miserable considering we all go through at least like 13 years of school
If you enjoyed this I'd also suggest the True Facts series by zefrank
tierzoo is also a Good channel
In the kiwis' defense, they did evolve in a completely predator-less environment, it was immigrants bringing cats and such that really nerfed them
The eggs though. Who came up with that?
@@maarten1115 "Ey let's put a big ass egg inside that poor being"
Some kiwi: "dey took er jobs!"
This!!
Exactly. Our poor Kiwi's should have been alone in the world of tiny flightless birds. At least it's not like the Moa.
Your approach to the whole subscribe thing is the best I've seen and your narration is awesome! Thank you for the video.
Nature is like a passive-aggressive person.
Sometimes it has sympathy, sometimes it just L's the shit out of you and downgrades you to the worst level.
I mean it's not purely random
Sometimes it has eagles.
Sometimes it gets judged by a human construct.
“Despite being related to Ostriches, a Jurassic reject and a bird that literally won a war against Australia” is possibly the greatest quote of all time.
Viva la Emu
Hello, what species is this ?
@@moderneinstein2644 emu. Look up the great emu war of Australia. They whooped the Australian military badly.
@@Salem-1610 Viva la Vida .- Live the Life .
There are many unbelievably extraordinary quotes in his videos.❤️
"And by cannibalising their own mother, it's basically a home-cooked meal."
Dead. Subbed.
The comment about the babies aborting their mother had me losing it. Funny as hell. I also subscribed.
So is the mom.
That’s what got me too lmao
As a biologist I just love this wry commentary about the crap deal served out to some by mother nature.
I love how he doesn’t beg for money or guilt trips his supporters into donating and is just casually like “ywah it’s going to Wendy’s lol” I love that honesth
I just love the fact that he called it a crippling addiction to Wendy's
I really like how he's actually honest about his Patreon money lol makes ya wanna actually give since he's not bull shiting anyone
I'm tempted aswell
“Please, please don’t give money if you can’t afford it” you sir have earnt my subscription, respect
Same.
Yep
Why? That's just a common sense statement lol? He's literally just saying not to prioritise them over your own life, how is that humble?
@@GustavRex
Most other beg for you to do it and advertise it commonly throughout the video. But this guy wanted to be sure you are okay before thinking for himself.
Same :D
love the don't starve music in the background, brings a lot of old memories of a friend i met on the game. He passed 2 months ago
Cheetahs are lucky they're cute, being cute or friendly is like cheating at evolution because Humans will go "That one. I like that one. It lives even if nature says no."
The Cheetahs: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
@@anonymousapproximation8549
not really. They can't defend themselves against Leopards or Lions.
Read about the evolutionary "bottleneck" in Scientific American back in the 80s. You can graft skin tissue between any 2 cheetahs on earth and its just like grafting skin from the cat you got it from. The huge nasal cavity to feed the massive cardiopulmonary system means smaller canine teeth so cheetahs have to suffocate their prey, unlike a jaguar who can literally bite through a victim's neck vertebrae.
But cheetah babies are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!
I do believe that's the only reason pandas are alife right now. The MFs are always on a mission to kill themselves but humans are pouring in tons of money and efforts to save them.
@@Annawa1987 imagine only eating a plant with little to no nutritional value
"Basically you're looking at a bird that can't bird." I probably laughed more that I should have.
Same here!!!🙂🙂
My cold heart cracked a little.
yah me too
Same
Awfully q der können sequence of the the thdddQqqwaqajdtd my
I’m
Peacock: "Heyyyyyy ladies! My name is Chet and I can do this!"
Peahen: "Oooooooh.............."
Tiger: "The garniture on my dinner is superb today."
The plating on the dish is immaculate
your comment made me realize why the males are peacocks and the females are peahens.....
uhhhhh....
ehe...
........
Tasty meal itadakimasu 😋🍗
RIP Chet
Cause of death: Flexing gone wrong
I usually totally blank out plugs and requests for donations and such. But the way you stated to please not if you can't afford it is Amazing to me. I'm highly cynical so I'm always doubting things and people but it's good to see good people still exist.
Something I actually learned about cheetahs in my bio class was that cheetahs are bad at regulating heat, so they can literally run into their graves. They heat up so much that they will just die mid sprint. Nature made its bigger strength one of its bigger weaknesses
Ah. That is like my feet at times when I run...
For what's supposed to be an apex predator, cheetahs got shafted pretty hard in that departament.
*Only*
Weellllp, I Googled it and you might wanna check into your education system...
Directly from a geographic article: "In 1973, two Harvard scientists bought a couple of hand-reared cheetahs from an African farmer, flew the animals over to their laboratory, made them run on treadmills, and stuck thermometers up their bums. Based on the readings, they concluded that cheetahs can’t lose heat quickly enough while running. Once their body temperature hits 40.5 degrees Celsius, they’re forced to stop.
It was a groundbreaking experiment, but an incredibly artificial one. The cheetahs had lived in captivity for their entire lives, and they were running in a lab rather than a savannah. They ran at 30 kilometres per hour for 2 kilometres whereas, in the wild, they sprint for just a few hundred metres but at speeds of up to 100 km per hour.
And yet, based on this single contrived set-up, it became common knowledge that cheetahs abandon hunts because they overheat. You’ll find that little factoid in zoo placards, books, and wildlife documentaries. It seems plausible, especially since cheetahs are the world’s fastest land animals. They’re also relatively inefficient hunters that only kill 40 percent of the prey they chase. In some cases, they seem to give up even when their quarry is within range. Is that because they get too hot? Sure. Why not? It has the ring of truth.
It’s not true.
Robyn Hetem from the University of Witwatersrand in South Africa has disproved this myth by actually studying wild hunting cheetahs. She worked with six animals from the Tusk Trust Cheetah Rehabiliation Park, which allows orphaned or injured animals to hone their hunting skills before returning to the wild. Her team surgically implanted two sensors into each cheetah-one in their hips to track their movements, and another in their bellies to track their temperature. For seven months, the cheetahs did their thing and Hetem watched.
Her data showed that their body temperature naturally fluctuates between 37.3 and 39.5°C over the course of a day, and hunting doesn’t change that. Despite their enormous speed and acceleration, they barely get any hotter while sprinting. And while they finished successful hunts with an average body temperature of 38.4°C, they finished unsuccessful ones at… 38.3°C. That’s a definition of “overheating” that I’m unfamiliar with.
Clearly, cheetahs don’t give up because of heat. They do, however, heat up more if they actually catch something. In the 40 minutes after they stopped, their temperature rose by 0.5°C if they had flubbed their chases, but by 1.3°C if they made a kill.
This wasn’t due to the ambient temperature, the length of the chase, or how fast the cheetahs ran. It wasn’t due to the act of killing, since that only takes 10 minutes. It wasn’t due to energetic eating either, since cheetahs take long rests before tucking into their prey.
Instead, Hetem thinks it’s a sign of stress. Cheetahs are built for speed not strength, and they can be easily overpowered by other plains predators like lions, hyenas or leopards. Indeed, a leopard actually killed two of the six cheetahs that Hetem was studying! This means that a freshly killed carcass could attract deadly competitors, as well as providing a meal, which is why other biologists have described cheetahs as being “nervous at kills” and “alert when feeding”. Hetem thinks that their temperatures rise as a result."
Soo, that is literally a myth. Why are they teaching myths as fact in a bio class!?
@@kankeydong2500 do you know what a apex predator is?😂 they are in no way a apex predator
“This is the only birth where the babies abort the mother”
I’m wheezing
What’s the time stamp?
Nvm found it 9:11
@@devilheartcandy 9,11 😯😯😯😯😟😹👍🏻
@andres marin huh
@andres marin if you talk about the emoji it's a cat "😹"
“If his date don’t put him out of commission, his post nut clarity will.”
Damn...
Ikr? It's soo grim in such a funny way too XD
I swear, you should be an MC. Your one-liners are killing.
"If 'Ice Age' was realistic Sid would have worn Diego like a fur coat"
To think sloths used to be bigger than bears... nope
If Ice Age 3 was realistic, Manny and Ellie would not have been human-sized compared to the brachiosaurus. Still drives me crazy how inaccurate they made the size difference between the mammals and the dinos.
_today's bears_ at least. iirc the Ground Sloth was around the size of the Cave Bear, the apex predator of its time
Homicidal vacuum cleaner with claws
700 lb. assault weapon with stripes
If it was historically accurate Sid woulda been a full metre taller than manny
megasloths are cool
Why can't my teachers be like this , so smooth, interesting and easy to understand and not with corny humour, I will never get bored, speaking so fast but I understand all
Cause unfortunately, probs only you and maybe 1-2 others will get this, but the others will blank out... also, you will know it in the moment, but this info gives you no room for notes or ease of recollation.
@@homebodytiger the monotone and uninteresting way the teachers these days teach will also make us blank out
Because we can’t speak that fast if we want everyone to understand. The majority of students can’t follow a pace that fast. I know it’s annoying for fast learners (I was one too) but we can’t let the other behind.
When my parents were at school group were split by learning pace (3 levels) so teachers could teach at a pace that would fit everyone in the class. Since we stopped doing that we have to fit the average instead.
Because you'd have 4 assignments and 2 quizzes on this as well as a longer 4 hour explanation on it with note taking
Humour is subjective
“Being the pandas of cats” is one of the best insults ever
Yeah, this youtuber is funny,
but Sir Sic is funnier.
@@slevinchannel7589 yeah, no one cares
When it comes to videos about animals/nature, IMO, your videos are at the top of the list when it comes to educational, & entertainment value!! Keep up the excellent work.
"Octopie are smart enough to carry coconuts as travel sized panic rooms."
....
Damn now I want a travel sized panic room.
Any room can be a panic room if you JUST GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND
Omg. This sparked a memory I remeber having a discussion with a friend about like a panic room/tent thing but in like a brief case thing hahah
tent
Buy a van.
It is so amazingly cool to see a young, hip dude offer a content that is educational, required decent amount of research and delivered in a such a relaxed fashion. I applaud you man. Inspiring...
I back that 💯👏👏👏👏
Hip?
@@Bear_the_shepherd hip...hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin'...To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie...To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...Go away bear cub
He's got that exaggerated swagger.
@@Bear_the_shepherd From searching, it looks like it means he knows his stuff
This kid feels like he made a school presentation with color commentary, got great reception from the class and decided to post it online. Only to find out that he is a genius at it. Keep it up!
Yes
If I were his teacher - I'd let him interrupt class, call him to the front...and watch him go! :)
Bro i love how you sound like a sports commentator in the nightly news!😢😢😢❤😂
“Evolutionary arms race for female validation.” There were so many impeccable lines but THAT one made me subscribe. Damn fine work.
why does this feels it is implying to humans? oh wait
I would also like to mention that if cheetahs over-exert themselves on a hunt, their heart basically gives out because it can't keep up and they die mid-run.
For real?! That animal can’t catch a break!
@@SomalieDXB literally
or get heat-stroke and fall uncouncious (=free meal to any other carniwore who comes across) due to overheating, keep in mind they live in hottest continent, and during chase due to running as fast as can
I am not surprised anymore why they are an endangered species. I always thought humans were a 100% fault at it but after hearing all of this we meybe are only 30% at fault with evolution taking the other 70%.
If global warming is real which i believe it is that could be reason why we just started noticing that or was just never talked about 🤷♂️
"You have a homicidal vacuum cleaner that has put jaguars AND people in coffins." I'm dead.🤣
This had me weak. Fucking hilarious
lol
Sounds like an scp
Humans did not evolve from monkeys because if humans did why haven't the monkeys evolved to? Yeah that's right f*** Darwin theory f*** all of that sides because it's all wrong. We caught up with the science it got so bad they had to put it to rest themselves it is now not a scientific fact that we came from monkeys however just 20 years ago that wasn't the case.
@@TheDivineCallingofJesusChrist bruh chill its just a way of explaining stuff that goes on in nature, you don't have to believe in it.
Your writing and delivery are so good that a few years ago I described casual geographic as the best RUclips channel. It's still (by far) the best channel, with basically no competition.
"So Yeah, they got nerfed bad. At least they didn't get hit as hard as, let's say..." *RUclips premium ad pops up.*
@Syrus Fuller *They have discovered me...*
Mine was cod cold war.
Mine was TMobile. Hahahaha.
Mine was triceps and biceps
mine was pepsi...
"if his mate doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity will"
yearbook quote right there
I see what you have done with ur name
hey u kind of stole my comment lol
@@Jetsweepp think you got the wrong person mate your comment is nothing like mine
@@dhampir_days my comment is literally the exact same as yours
Mine has the same quote and it's 1.8K likes, I don't really care but like just saying
Most animals: are tactical and stealthy when hunting
Cheetahs: *cowabunga it is.*
Why need to sneak up when you’re faster than anything else in the area
@@lepurpleboi3266 proceeds to get clapped by vultures
The definition of YEET
I'm a human Cheetah. No good at stealth or brawn.
These comments are killing me IstG
Thanks!
"and by cannibalizing their own mother it's basically a home cooked meal" PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭
best punchline of the whole video 😂
Octopus are good mothers. Think of her on mother's day, and look at your mom differently.
That made me a little sick 🙊
I died at that line 😄
"700 pound assault weapon with stripes"
The best description of a tiger I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
same haha
"This might be one of the only times the babies abort the mother."
THAT LINE GOT ME DUDE😂😂
As i said above , there's a kind of parasitic fly that does the same .
@@lawrenceiverson1924 and, the jewel green wasp does the same with cockroaches
@@isabellehuynh9724 that's not _quite_ the same.
Lul
Sometimes in humans the mom will unalive from child birth while the baby survives but that's not normal.
the way you mix education with throwing shade 🔥🔥🔥