Animals that Got the Middle Finger from Evolution
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I love how nature's idea of "equality" is basically just "everybody has to be miserable" 💀
sounds like communism
[INSERT COMMUNIST JOKE]
Now give me likes
@@hiralykowalski6825 sounds more like Capitalism/ neoliberalism
@@hiralykowalski6825 It's very funny you say that, until the capitalisation of Russia the word depression didn't even exist, and this was under a severe dictatorship and a purely socialist environment, so one (with a brain, so not you) can only imagine the happiness majority can have without such a poor implementation of it.
@@thermionicemission6355 oh! You mean being sent to the Gulags for saying some shit about the upper echelons, eating questionable meat from a sausage and dying of hypertension for eating what was probably rat meat, receiving appliances that won't last a month, having money but no goods left to buy, and being incapable of even the freedom to create a different political party is not depressive?
That ain’t just Post nut clarity, shit’s on another level, Post nut clairvoyance
Post nut Omnipotence
Post nut Omniscience
The coomer crab
Post nut transcendence
Which one was that?
never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, and to scientists how the hell do they find out that sloths can survive 40 minutes underwater.
My guess is they just estimated it based on how ridiculously slow its metabolism is. Its body doesn't need to do anything often, including respiration.
@@AskForDoodlesThere was a study on how long rats could swim without stopping. All rats died, so I doubt they just estimated.
@@cosmizy9805 I remember that study, it makes me sick on a whole another level, I know a lot of people don't like mice, but what they did there is just not even human, they had to hire psychopaths just to conduct the study imo
Or how they learned how long pig orgasms last, or how long it takes pigs to devour a human.
Octopi being as smart as a 2 year old but not even living a year is insane. Imagine how smart a 70 year old one could be
*Octopuses
@@proudamerican183 do some research before sending a comment or you will be humiliated.
"octopi" is the latin/scientific way of saying "octopuses"
"i" stating a group.
other letters such as "a" can also be used
examples: insecta, arthropoda, amblypygi, and more
and if you call me a nerd i wouldnt actually mind, as i know that i am a nerd.
@@elitemetropolice4551 Maybe in your science where you find the need to sound overly sophisticated, you use Octopi and Octopedes. But for us peasants who use English, the most commonly used and accepted plural of Octopus is Octopuses.
@@proudamerican183 very sorry if i sounded aggresive. But yeah, its mainly called "octopusses" but because of my brain's obsession with doing research i usually call animals with their latin name.
@@elitemetropolice4551 I mean, I'm a nerd that likes Latin too because of the Romans, but I'm too mellow to be going off calling animals anything that isn't normal in common society.
fun fact about sloths: they can regulate their heartbeat manually, to save energy. but sometimes they will lower their heartbeat so much that the heart just stops beating
Wtf...
That has to be the most bruh moment ever
@@Zeimos. I'm starting to think that the entirety of nature is just a bruh moment.
Damn i wish i could just unalive that easily
Imagine being able to just turn off your heart like 'aight I'm out'
So basically, Cheetahs are *THIS CLOSE* to becoming domesticated house pets in the next 100-150 years.
Cool
You can domesticate them now man but you need a huge yard and a beard cause when they lick your face it will hurt without a beard
@@stevefilms1997 It won't be problem for an Arab and we know that rich Arabs keep them as pets
People keep tigers as pets, the problem isn't that they aren't friendly, the problem is like a house cat they can get overstimulated and tear you to bits, but you know, not in a metaphorical sense because they weigh hundreds of pounds.
Oh yeh, that'll be fun chasing after them when they run away at the park.
"And spotty just ran into the side of a car going above the speed limit - the cheetah, not the car".
they're already pretty well domesticated, it's just one of those instances where you have to get unbelievably lucky, or steal the cubs and raise generations in captivity.
The peacock's feathers making him the center of attention is technically a massive L for males, but it kind of allows to preservate the species. If a predator approaches, he's likely to leave the females be and since it's the females that have to lay eggs and stuff it somewhat helps them to be more discrete. This is the case for a bunch of other birds too.
@@notfiveo Doesn't exist.
Please repent and find YHWH Elohim and keep the commandments in Exodus 20 and Leviticus 11.
Please read Exodus 20 and pray for forgiveness
2nd Corinthians 5:17
“Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!”
[37] Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. [38] This is the first and great commandment. [39] And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. [40] On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:37-40
Please read the book of Jonah, Matthew, Exodus you'll have the information you need😅😊
Try giving Ezekial 23:20 a read.
@necromancer6405 last time I checked we have freedom of religion, to not discriminate, or to not keep anyone from doing anything based on sex, race, or financial status. You're a child.
@@BLZ231 ah, a true man of God, I see
About the whole "if Sid were realistically sized he'd wear Diego like a fur coat" that's the thing - they originally did try to make him "realistic" (as per Megalonyx) but this resulted in him looking too Uncanny Valley so they made him a mixture of a modern sloth and an ancient ground sloth, stunting his looks on purpose. And having seen some fan creations showing Sid with "realistic" ground sloth proportions I'm glad they went with the modern sloth mixed with a stunted ground sloth becos otherwise he would just be too odd-looking _and_ off-putting, character design wise, so I think they made the right choice.
Because*
You would've said the same if diego was a 9 inch kitty cat
@@PCreeperStudios🤓
@@courtneymcdermott3609 bro thinks that calling me smart is an insult
@@PCreeperStudiosShut up.
Cheetahs be like:
“The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
😂 😂 😂
Wow. Would give u 10 Likes for that. Was it ur thought or did u read it somewhere else before?
And darkness kills
@@mj_out they heard it in a Billie Eilish song
@@ajausbajdhqj Ah, thank you for the response. It is a really good-fitting quote.
''The Kiwi is just about as defenseless as the fruit that got named after it"
I'm dead
😂
Iunno, at least I'm allergic to the fruit....
@@getpumped87 so about 0.001% more deadly
Also, “This is why baby sloths have to hang on for dear life cause if they fall to the bottom of the jungle floor the mother might as well not even go back for it.”
Actually if you find a kiwi with attitude those claws can be deadly, my son once saw a kiwi kick the sh** out of a possum, literally took an eye out. The guy who owned the farm said happens all the time, just that one kiwi who lost his mum to a possum now makes a point of hunting them.
12:20 This cat just carried a full grown deer up a tree in its mouth. It's hard to describe how unbelievable that is.
and not to mention how much heavier it would be when its dead. leopards are so much stronger than youd think its honestly a bit terrifying
This is an antelope. The difference is that their horns are made from bone and keratin and they also don’t branch out. Deer dont have horns, they have antlers made from bone and skin and they branch out. Two very different types of animals!
In defense of the cheetah, they have significantly higher hunting success rate than most big cat at 58%. They make enough kill to offset the fact that they usually get grief by Hyena and Lion. Also, since Lion spend like 1/4 of the day waking up, cheetah can just avoid hunting during that time period.
So realistically, Tigress could've been able to kill Lord Shen, if she wanted to.
Yeah
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shen never unfurled his feathers so actually no
also, he had guns
@@thomasthetanderloin *gun*
Yep
Gotta say, that raising awareness of Parkinson's disease was smooth.
I totally agree, I think this kid is a treasure. He's obviously of great intellect, yet it doesn't come off as being douchey, you know?!? I think he's just super adorable IMO. 💜
@Ni Ce who doesn't love bananas? Full of potassium
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Yup. Here's another PSA: please gene-test yourself and your partner for common genetic diseases, especially ones you know are present in your family, before trying for children if possible. You can always choose IVF, adoption, or surrogacy if it turns out you have something, but at present we can't fix most genetic diseases, so a child that has one will always have a poorer quality of life and will often have a higher child mortality rate and decreased lifespan
@@loganm2766 stop
I actually liked how you called the tiger an assault weapon with stripes and the cheetah a spotted doormat I especially love how you implied that the cheetah was basically just good for competition with anything remotely related to a bird calling contests
I can't get enough of watching this young man. I've learned and laughed so much watching his posts. He needs a television show for real! He's the next Schoolhouse Rock of learning.
I'm really surprised you didn't mention the male anglerfish. Everyone who's seen Finding Nemo knows what a female anglerfish looks like. Males aren't like that. They're tiny creatures that can barely fend for themselves. When they find a female, they latch onto her by biting her. Over time, he literally fuses with her and loses all his organs except his gonads. She then continues to swim around with these attached gonads, able to fertilize herself whenever she wants. She can also carry multiple ex-males at a time. That's literally the only purpose of male anglerfish, to become a ballsack.
God DAMN. That's horrific. 😂
As terrifying as that is, it's amazing how nature even comes up with crap like this.
___, & then there is the male praying mantis. Losing his head for a little one time nookie.
Ah yes, marriage 🤗
@@PatrickOliveras wholesome
“By cannibalizing their mother, it’s basically a home-cooked meal.” Ouch
It's a family meal
@@bencenagy5459 u rascal 😂😂
Post-partum nonexistence
Good one bro
@@bencenagy5459 Nah, it's a king's buffet. That fat whale.
I am sooo appreciative of you for the hyena segment! It sucks what this animal goes through (male and female) and on top of that, as you said TLK did them dirty. They are my favorite animal but so underrated. Most people think they're dirty, ugly, scavengers who bug lions all day. 😭 not to mention the misconception that they're related to canines when they're not, so I was happy when you said "cubs" instead of "pups" haha. Ramble aside, this was a fun and informative video!!
This guy has to have a ton of bloopers. He is so funny. I just know he laughs at himself. He is very quick too. Very talented. I hope we get to see more of him.
You forgot the sloth's one defense: being the nastiest motherfucker in the jungle. They smell and taste so bad that most predators won't eat them unless they're starving. It's like that scene in Jurassic Park 2 where they had to dig through dinosaur shit to find a cell phone. Then a big therapod carnivore sneaks up and almost eats them, but changes its mind and walks away after smelling them. That's the single defense evolution gave sloths.
In jurrasic park tho it thinks they ARE shit so it’s like nah
it's actually Jurassic Park 3
Excuse me...TASTE?
@@sneakysneakyraccoon8538 AH yes, the one with the Spinosaurus
Lmao. They tasted it :p@@xxtreyx7274
"if his date doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity certainly will"
lol best thing I've heard all day
F in chat for those homies
I subscribed just on that.
@@jiemileng7745 F😔
Yep those lines were one shot kills so imma sub
😂😂😂
I usually totally blank out plugs and requests for donations and such. But the way you stated to please not if you can't afford it is Amazing to me. I'm highly cynical so I'm always doubting things and people but it's good to see good people still exist.
We need more Science teachers like this. Information along with intelligence and witty quips helps the factual information Stick!
Ostrich: I'm the fastest running bird
Cassowary: I'm a fucking dinosaur
Emu: My kind and I started a war
Kiwi Bird: Please don't eat me, I'm not a fruit
BROO! THATS A GREAT ONE!!😂🤣
I mean most birds are technically modern dinosaurs, just. We dont need to clarify that they are.
@@Damian-cilr2 but the cassowary is the closest thing to the dinosaurs. They're basically blue velociraptors
@@mrtrollnator123 yeah
Agressive as fuck. Well if you bother them. Damn those things are scary
@@Damian-cilr2 yep
"Once the male octopus mates, he basically just gives up on life."
Post nut clarity be hittin them hard.
Lol
and you just relized their mouth was also uh..... a thing
I see you everywhere and yeah Octopuses have it rough
Hes just some guy with a mustache
We meet again…for like the 45th time bruh
the way you mix education with throwing shade 🔥🔥🔥
You have one of the best channels out there, literally! The way you narrate is a breath of fresh air and I love it! There are only a few channel that I actively look for and get excited about new content, and yours is in the top 3. Thank you for your content and the way you do your videos, it's fantastic.
"If ice age were realistic, Syd would have wore Diego's ass like a fur coat"
This killed me 😂😂😂
If I get to 300 suBs today it's free bones for everyone
@@Helpadoggoreachsubs no u
@@Helpadoggoreachsubs you’re cringe
You know what’s the worst thing about cheetahs? On their own, they’re actually pretty solid. It’s just the fact that they happen to live in one of the most hardcore ecosystems on the planet that makes them complete pushovers in comparison.
They should introduce them to the US. They'd do better and Spice this place up a bit
@@glasgow1875 Cheetahs did exist in North America at one point, but went extinct around 12 thousand years ago.
Not only that, but if a Cheetah injured a foot they’re done. They’re solitary animals so they don’t have any other Cheetahs to hunt for them, and speed is what gets them their kills.
@@Royal_Keith actually, Planet Earth documented an instance of three cheetahs working as a pack to take down an ostrich, a prey item that would be nigh impossible for a solo cheetah.
Don't know how common that is, but it's still fascinating.
Which makes the fact that they're still alive even kind of impressive.
This channel is better than Discovery Channel. Subscribed!!
While battling with depression - I came across your Channel. Long Story short....Thank You for these videos and all the smiles you brought to my face ❤
Cheetahs be like:
"Oh god! A snake!"
*runs 50 meters and then collapses*
Vultures: "welp, free food"
ack hahahahahahahahahahaha but for real-
@free sexy albums in my channel
How the fuck does that relate to cheetahs being an grub hub food delivery, that they themselves are the food.
@@DannyGamerXD48 it’s a bot
Vulture: There's some good news.
The more of you die, the better I eat.
I didn't say it was good news for you.
MORE free food (all their food is free🤔)
I feel like the next episode should be a counter to this "animals that got a high five from evolution"
ye
Good idea
Number one... Yeah you know which one
I need this
Owls. They only have to fear other owls. Horseshoe crabs as well. If being around for 300 million years isn't nature's greatest high-five, I don't know what is.
I swear, you should be an MC. Your one-liners are killing.
love the don't starve music in the background, brings a lot of old memories of a friend i met on the game. He passed 2 months ago
Suddenly, so much of Squidward's general mood makes total sense.
Squidward is a squid tho...
@@terryjiang6228 According to this guy, he ain't.
He's an octopus
Octopusward
@@LEGOMANIAC419 he is an octopus tho
Cheetah:
-attack: 4
-defence: 2
-speed: 10
-endurance: 1
-intelligence: 2
-chirping: 100
Purring: Over 9000
Cheetahs don't know how to hack games.
i'd say for me in that logic:
-attack: 2
-defence: 3
-speed: 6.7
-endurance: 4
-intelligence: 5
- talking: 100
Yeah. It kinda bad to have 1 for endure and 10 for speed.
@@zqninja3334 im 1 for everything
Growing up, I use to stay on Nat Geo and the history channel. Thanks for awesome content
I woulda liked to see you throw in an overview of the handicap theory, it fits so perfectly.
The Don’t Starve theme fits perfectly given the video is about beings that are screwed over by forces beyond their control or comprehension.
Nature is Maxwell / Charlie confirmed
I came here to make a Don't Starve reference.
I agree.
Playing Don't Starve as a moth. Game difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE
I was about to say bro.
If schools actually knew how to grab interest like this guy does, the world would be way more developed.
Agreed. 👌
We'd be in mars rn
Lol, I couldn’t even listen to him for over 20 seconds. Education is not entertainment and he is boring as hell. Same monotonous voice and talking at the speed of a fighter jet.
But these are legitimately cool animals like economics or math could Nederland be as interesting
@@amoghars whatever, you do you, ain't important to love every popular RUclipsr
"Cheetahs compromised everything for speed so now they get to speedrun through life" got me rolling 😂
"HOMICIDAL VACUUM CLEANER"🤣🤣🤣~anteater😭 All these videos are HILARIOUS... But THIS ONE... is EXTRA... Had to put my snacks down Every other line I'm choking🤣🤣🤣😭 #Poor Sloths and Octopus💔
Sorry Rebecca, but you type like a pych ward patient got a hold of facebook
The intelligence of a 2 year old is extremely impressive when considering their lifespan
A 1 year old octopus is smart as a 2 year old child? Maybe we should feel lucky they don't last long enough to think about invading lol
Definitely! I remember in my comparative anatomy class, there was a bullet point on an article saying if we wipe out terrestrial life including humans, octopuses would be the first to evolve on land
Yeah like, imagine an army of 2 year olds, but they all have multiple tentacles and some have poison.
@@extrapathos or rather, imagine an army of 10-15 year old octopuses with the intelligence of 20-30 year old humans
Bruh I came to the comments to see if anyone else had this thought
Yet
As an Australian I’m not going to lie it is a genuine point of pride that we lost a war against our national bird
true it just shows how badass that bird is
Emu 🤣😂🤣😂
Also Australian and i take literally no pride that our armed forces took to a flock of birds and lost despite being armed with Lewis-guns. Some weakass shit.
@@veryhuman7472 except it was three guys versus thousands of bird that can be shot multiple times and keep running twice the speed of Usain bolt for hours, no one’s saying we lost because it was impossible to win, we lost because our national bird is so strong that we would have had to actually commit a large amount of resources to a fight that really wasn’t worth it, that’s where the pride is, not that we didn’t apply great forces but that great forces were required in the first place
@@justagamer2485 I appreciate your analysis and as such, your pride. Still - I can't share it. It should have been determined ahead of the exercise and either resulted in the war not being considered viable or the war should have been won via dedicating appropriate resources.
Your vids are the perfect combination of things I love 😭😭 animals and chocolate boys. If you started talking about the universe and aliens I would LOSE IT 🤯
Either you are a bot or have the worst pick up lines known to man
Haha! Home cooked meal! Couldn’t stop laughing! Had to pause it. Dude your narration is on point. You could do this at a comedy club.
"Oh you think wasps are bad? For paralyzing their prey and laying eggs inside that hatch and eat it alive? Or perhaps the mallard duck, where the reproductive strategy is basically just forced impregnation? Well, let me present to you: the sea louse. Where the reproductive strategy is; 'why not both?'".
LMFAO solid point
Welp, all I can hope for is no NSFW artist learns about this animal.
@@Enchie why did you even HAD to say it?
@John Gona i feel a disturbance in the internet, as if millions of notepads and pens are suddenly not being used for good
@@Enchie you HAD to will it into existence didn’t you?
I can already hear the tapping of stylus on tablets as hentai facehuggers manifest into the artistic realm for us to deal with…
"Cheetahs are really fast."
"That is all they have."
This honestly made my day.
Cheetahs are the Sonic the Hedgehog of the animal kingdom
aren’t they the only big cat not able to roar?
@@inoli3164 much like cougar they're actually not a true big cat aka cats that belongs to Panthera genus, therefore they cannot roar but can purr instead just like their lesser cat cousins
You know btw, that they have zero endurance? If you are a mile and a half away from a cheetah you could literally slow walk away from them and they’ll never catch you 😂 they hit a crazy speed of 80 mph on average I believe but have like a 30 min rest time after to keep from over heating/dying
Def would not for cheetahs
I don't think I've ever seen another video where I've been educated, entertained and horrified all at once.
When it comes to videos about animals/nature, IMO, your videos are at the top of the list when it comes to educational, & entertainment value!! Keep up the excellent work.
"and by cannibalizing their own mother it's basically a home cooked meal" PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭
best punchline of the whole video 😂
Octopus are good mothers. Think of her on mother's day, and look at your mom differently.
That made me a little sick 🙊
I died at that line 😄
“Don’t give money if you can’t afford it.” I’m not sure if he was sincere or it was just a ploy to gain my respect. Whichever it was, he earned it.
He explained right after?
@@fireblow6842 just because you explained something, doesn’t mean it’s your true intention. I do believe that he truly doesn’t want his fans to donate if they can’t afford it. But I’m 100% that there are other youtubers that use the same tactic in order to gain the respect and trust which make people want to donate. You never really know.
That’s the point i was trying to make.
Yeah, saying stuff like that is one of the few moves in which it legit doesnt matter whether or not he meant it. It'll have the same effect even if he's not sincere, as long as he never says/does anything else to counter the original statement.
@@benny_lemon5123 very true! Only time will tell. 🤷♂️
Yeah, I actually wanted to pay since I know he has a Wendy's addiction....can we send a Wendy's giftcard? I'd contribute just because you were honest...
Your approach to the whole subscribe thing is the best I've seen and your narration is awesome! Thank you for the video.
I love the way you teach. You make me wanna just curl up and listen to you tell me everything 😊
"The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness"
-A cheetah probably
I like that quote
And the Cheetah goes "Chirp"...how adorable!
"I have no mouth and I must scream"
- Luna Moth, probably.
Who knew...the Matrix closing Neo's mouth had a real-life counterpart...
_Now playing: Metallica - One_
@@ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog Yeah, this youtuber is funny,
but Sir Sic is funnier.
If you fell asleep, slipped out of your skin days later changed without a mouth you'd wanna scream too lol
Nope. Can't say anything. No mouth.
Love the DST soundtrack as background
I just really like your videos. Great content, smooth presentation, and the way you talk to that lollipop, it is gold.
“Become past-tense before even joining the present.” I swear, the writing for this video is way better than it has any right to be.
I literally only just found this channel and Jesus Christ, his comedy smack talk writing even just in this video is so slick that I had to stop the video three times to have a solid laugh break
It’s the “brooding children she never asked for” is what killed me 😂😂😂 or “if ice age was realistic, sir would wear deigo fur as a fur coat”
I can’t
@@rhonafenwick5643 omg me too rofl and I have to stifle myself too so I dont wake up hubby. Lol this guy executes it flawlessly too.
And I love the fact he says all these things with a straight face 😭✨
It doesn't make sense and it's kinda dumb tbh.
"This might be the only time the babies abort the mother"
That is such a savage line, holy hell
lol
Doesn't some spiders do the same?
Many people abort their mothers too when they become elderly abort them into nursing homes.
@@renookami4651 no
Usually spiders lay eggs in a "bag" where the babies develop themselves into very small spiders
@@renookami4651 Yes. They do.
I enjoyed your humorous and lightly sarcastic narration. 👍👍
Sloths are so picky that sometimes they die of hunger before they find the rare eucalyptus whatever they like.
The cheetah chirp is actually a good thing because it makes nearby predators think that they are a bird and not the push-over they are.
If they were hiding it might also attract a bird, unfortunately I don’t think they have the best cam of;auger though
@@daniellewilson8527 birds can't do anything to cheetahs, at least nowhere near what a lion can do
why the hell would you like to sound like a bird in the middle of the most dangerous ecosystem?
i didn't know that
@@somerandompersonbutnobotsh3693 why the heck would you want to live that ecosystem anyway?
Forgot to mention that a sloth's digestive system is do slow, that it can starve to death with food in itself stomach
Wooow!!
Sounds like a some weird deep ish metaphor for life lolz
phew that was close i just managed to eat food before i di-
Well if metabolism is slow and your food is leaves, kinda makes sense. Damn that's so fucking stupid
@@ernodios it needs to be patched
Wow this was great. I watch so many documentaries about so many topics. Whether this fits that category or not, this is amazing
Great animation! It’s really smooth😊
"if his mate doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity will"
yearbook quote right there
I see what you have done with ur name
hey u kind of stole my comment lol
@@Jetsweepp think you got the wrong person mate your comment is nothing like mine
@@aceofjacks7071 my comment is literally the exact same as yours
Mine has the same quote and it's 1.8K likes, I don't really care but like just saying
"If ice age's were realistics Sid would've worn Diegos ass" man this had me laughing for days
But… the video is only 21 hours old?
@@hyfan6195 im still laughing, i scheduled to stop laughing next wednesday
@@viniciusc.8735 that does make a surprising amount of since
@@viniciusc.8735 lmao smart answer
"There is always a catch" ...that's life and you nailed it. lol
"700lb assault weapon with stripes".
I'm dying! 😂
“This is the only birth where the babies abort the mother”
I’m wheezing
What’s the time stamp?
Nvm found it 9:11
@@devilheartcandy 9,11 😯😯😯😯😟😹👍🏻
@andres marin huh
@andres marin if you talk about the emoji it's a cat "😹"
Cheetahs are lucky they're cute, being cute or friendly is like cheating at evolution because Humans will go "That one. I like that one. It lives even if nature says no."
The Cheetahs: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
@@anonymousapproximation8549
not really. They can't defend themselves against Leopards or Lions.
Read about the evolutionary "bottleneck" in Scientific American back in the 80s. You can graft skin tissue between any 2 cheetahs on earth and its just like grafting skin from the cat you got it from. The huge nasal cavity to feed the massive cardiopulmonary system means smaller canine teeth so cheetahs have to suffocate their prey, unlike a jaguar who can literally bite through a victim's neck vertebrae.
But cheetah babies are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!
I do believe that's the only reason pandas are alife right now. The MFs are always on a mission to kill themselves but humans are pouring in tons of money and efforts to save them.
@@Annawa1987 imagine only eating a plant with little to no nutritional value
I really enjoy how entertaining your narration is.
You are very entertaining! And I like how you throw in sounds and music from video games that I played growing up.
“If his date don’t put him out of commission, his post nut clarity will.”
Damn...
Ikr? It's soo grim in such a funny way too XD
“NOOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GAIN ADAPTATIONS BESIDES JUST SPEED”
Cheetah: Haha speedrun go DU DU DU DU
That’s it! I am now calling cheetahs “Dream Cats”
Haha legs go BRRRRRRRRR
@@BookWormiest yeah
The first Cheetah said, "I wish I was as fast as The Flash", but didn't know a genie was nearby.
Cheetah evolution: Ain't nothing gonna' break ah my stride, oh no! I got to keep on movin'
3:40 kiwis? Really? Bro didn't even mention the laser kiwis!
really good choice on music at the sea los, good choice. Love these videos!
“This might be one of only times where the babies abort the mother.”
Lmao holy fuck bro that’s cold blooded homie 🥶 💀
And now I hate Earth's species
@@cjlite0210 cringe
@@cjlite0210 yeah, I hate the most dominant one the most
Nature is like a passive-aggressive person.
Sometimes it has sympathy, sometimes it just L's the shit out of you and downgrades you to the worst level.
I mean it's not purely random
Sometimes it has eagles.
Sometimes it gets judged by a human construct.
There is a way cheetahs can turn it around faster than all the others on this list, and that is by becoming more docile and friendly towards people. I could see people owning a cheetah like dogs just because of potential likability. Also if someone can find a use for them be it being some kind of guard cat, or something else.
You're awesome! Got laughs AND educated at the same time 😄 subscribed!
If you like Cheetahs, know there's still hope for them. Lately, younger Cheetahs have been observed to create packs, something previously unheard of from them. It's at its very early stages, but this collaboration has been shown to highly increase their probability for a good meal without disturbances. Basically, nature is forcing them into socialization.
Which is the exact opposite of what we went through.
@@nightfox1462 we talking about how corona made us forced out of so- wait DID WE JUST GIVE OUR SOCIALIZATION SKILLS FROM HUMANS TO CHEETAHS?
@@nightfox1462 I think… I think we quite literally threw away it and gave it to cheetahs on mistake… fuck
@@babytruci4444 Well good for them, they get to survive and good for me because I don't have to deal with people's bs and got to stay in my room for at least a whole year without mom being on my case.
"Now talk to each other, awkward asses. "
"This might be one of the only times where the baby aborts the mother"
BRUUHHHHH
😂😂😂
I've got emotional issues after that one. There's Planned Parenthood, but I've NEVER before seen Planned Childhood.
@Froster Freak what's the name of the phobia of holes?
@@jackmist trypophobia
@@Stocxk_ yeah, so that frog is basicaly the embodiment of that. Pretty sure I have it to.
Good job bud very good job on this video thank you so much I really enjoyed it
Love your lecture series...
Fun fact: Sloths fists work opposite to ours, in the way that they have to exert force to open them and relax to close them. This is why they can sleep upside down without falling out of the tree.
I just tried to imagine what that would feel like and I think my muscular system blue screened
@@r.j.penfold Your comment honestly made my day
@@Raxarion Indeed. That guy needs more likes
This comment is as trippy. Its like the same trippiness as when I learned how cat claws retract
Yes In fact because of this it’s not unheard of for a sloth to die holding onto a branch and stay hanging on for days or even weeks afterward before falling off.
In the kiwis' defense, they did evolve in a completely predator-less environment, it was immigrants bringing cats and such that really nerfed them
The eggs though. Who came up with that?
@@maarten1115 "Ey let's put a big ass egg inside that poor being"
Some kiwi: "dey took er jobs!"
This!!
Exactly. Our poor Kiwi's should have been alone in the world of tiny flightless birds. At least it's not like the Moa.
This is hilarious narration, great video !!!
Quite the interesting personality and a brutal truth all the way down past the Patreon prompt. Earned my subscription
"Don't give money if you can't afford it" - this guy is awesome!
I think that might be the first time I've ever heard a RUclipsr say that. This guy's the real deal.
Seems like an all around decent guy. Nice to see instead of the misinfomers and narcissists that pollute RUclips
Crippling Wendy’s addiction
@@calebloudd2473 That's what I thought he said. I'd definitely buy this dude a Double Baconator, large fry, and Frosty without hesitation.
LMAO YEAH
“If Ice Age was was realistic Sid woulda worn Diego’s ass like a fur coat” 😂😂😂
Was was was was was was
Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.
@@loganm2766 and may you please explain how this is relevant to anything here
@@FiSH-iSH Donald Trump is King in the Political Kingdom. I agree with him there ;)
@@loganm2766 ohhh okay then ...but back to ice age the movie😷
1:30, Mood. Very relatable.
NOO THAT CHEETAH CLIP MADE ME SO SO SAD...
Informative and funny as hell! Thank you.
"If 'Ice Age' was realistic Sid would have worn Diego like a fur coat"
To think sloths used to be bigger than bears... nope
If Ice Age 3 was realistic, Manny and Ellie would not have been human-sized compared to the brachiosaurus. Still drives me crazy how inaccurate they made the size difference between the mammals and the dinos.
_today's bears_ at least. iirc the Ground Sloth was around the size of the Cave Bear, the apex predator of its time
Homicidal vacuum cleaner with claws
700 lb. assault weapon with stripes
If it was historically accurate Sid woulda been a full metre taller than manny
megasloths are cool
Thing about the octopus is, even thought they're one of the most inteligent animals in the ocean, they have to learn how to survive ALONE. Their parents die and there are no other octopi around to protect them and teach them how to survive. So it's no wonder only one of the 50.000 is going to survive. Being inteligent means nothing if there's no others of your kind to teach you anything. Imagine putting 50.000 toddlers on an african jungle and telling them figure it out, it would be a miracle if JUST ONE managed to survive until adulthood
perhaps their(octopus), intelligence developed as a counter-balance to offset the lack of instruction newborns receive
Forget adulthood; it'd be a miracle of a toddler could live to see childhood.
Because when a baby animal gets hurt, they just go with it. Sure, it hurts, but they have no other way to deal with it. But when a human toddler gets hurt, their instinct is to cry as loud as possible and poop all over themselves, attracting predators and scavengers alike.
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg grew as pack animals
Lost all thug points
Damn shame
That's why Orca is the best.
Intelligent and they put it to good use.
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg And that's where the beauty of society comes in. We're predators which help each other. Crying loudly is actually a good evolutionary trait because other humans would notice and do something about it
Hilarious and educational. That rarely goes together. Well done!
I love this video! Will you do another one on this exact topic! There’s so many animals screwed over by evolution.
I hope you include kolas and pandas next.