Animals that get the Middle Finger from Childhood

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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    Hippos bully young calf: • Baby Hippo Fights for ...
    Ducks make daring jump from nest: • Ducklings Jump from Ne...
    Mini Godzilla (marine iguana): / kenzokiren
    Cute Baby Harp Seal: • A baby Harp Seal is ap...
    Hooded grebes do their dance: • Hooded Grebe courtship...
    Stork chick faces brutal reality: • Stork kills chick - A ...
    Heron chicks eat baby brother: • Night Heron Swallows S...
    Crabs do unspeakable things to baby turtle: • Crabs Feast on Live Ba...
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  • @spobsquare
    @spobsquare Месяц назад +5314

    Female hippo: Hey fellas, check out my new son
    Male hippos: your what…..

    • @MadPaperMario
      @MadPaperMario Месяц назад +82

      Based hippos

    • @shadowwriter329
      @shadowwriter329 Месяц назад +264

      "Wait is that your calf or mine?"
      "I don't know but there is only one way to find out."
      *one baby shower later*
      "There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived."
      "Dude...not cool."

    • @Lonezewolflonewolf
      @Lonezewolflonewolf Месяц назад +57

      I read this as "you what" From spongebob

    • @handroids1981
      @handroids1981 Месяц назад +22

      A cannibal flavored snack? Don't mind if I do!!!

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 Месяц назад +10

      @@handroids1981*a gorey video of a baby hippo in multiple hippos mouths simultaneously*

  • @mr.artist6128
    @mr.artist6128 Месяц назад +6750

    nature really out here giving animals "character development"

    • @Viv10067
      @Viv10067 Месяц назад +108

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @AED10
      @AED10 Месяц назад +268

      "Them younglings gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps."
      -Nature probably

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Месяц назад +152

      I would call it more of a villain backstory myself.

    • @notanaveragedoktah8390
      @notanaveragedoktah8390 Месяц назад +95

      Turns out all of nature is designed by a man named Gege Akutami

    • @theeternalace865
      @theeternalace865 Месяц назад +94

      "suffering builds character" 💀

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Месяц назад +590

    That guy who got bit by an embryo while feeling around a pregnant shark's womb... yeah, he definitely put his therapist's kids through college

    • @bayardkyyako7427
      @bayardkyyako7427 26 дней назад +45

      I wonder how much it hurt, like surely it's not that bad because it was still in the uterus, right?

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 18 дней назад +46

      @bayardkyyako7427 -- I mean... it did successfully kill and eat its siblings, so... if those teeth are sharp enough for *fratricide,* then yeah, they probably hurt a bit.

    • @ANightattheOpera28
      @ANightattheOpera28 18 дней назад +16

      Now I need to look up what the context of this research project was. I can just imagine sending in that paper to a journal and the editors are incredibly lost.

    • @bartholen
      @bartholen 6 дней назад

      Some actual Cannibal Corpse type shit. Never could have imagined it.

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie Месяц назад +917

    Even crabs find crabs tasty. What a cruel, delicious fate...

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Месяц назад +48

      Mr. Krabs: *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
      - spongebob

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Месяц назад +6

      @JohanFaerie
      Mr. Krabs : *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
      - r/SpongeBob

    • @humanhuman7280
      @humanhuman7280 Месяц назад +7

      @@aleksandarvil5718 you could just edit your first reply

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV 7 дней назад

      ..but do they like them buttered...

  • @Cookiepher852
    @Cookiepher852 Месяц назад +1657

    Sharks got it messed up. Imagine loading into match and your own sibling teamkills you DURING THE LOADING SCREEN!

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Месяц назад +116

      just get better connection

    • @Cicada2204
      @Cicada2204 Месяц назад +87

      Sounds like a skill issue honestly.......

    • @calebdonaldson8770
      @calebdonaldson8770 Месяц назад +96

      It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.

    • @degdeg227
      @degdeg227 Месяц назад +52

      @@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 Месяц назад +5

      @@degdeg227 haha yep!

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT Месяц назад +4110

    Seeing a Hippo outrun that van will give me nightmares for the rest of my life

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Месяц назад +76

      meanwhile the attack a couple seconds before

    • @salchipapa5843
      @salchipapa5843 Месяц назад +45

      Yeah, that was some crazy shit.

    • @Eye_Exist
      @Eye_Exist Месяц назад +45

      I imagine it making it just in time to the ferry, travel across the ocean and then continue on the same speed to wherever you are watching this video

    • @BuIIy_Maguire
      @BuIIy_Maguire Месяц назад +47

      Hippos are literally just the big kids at school you think move slow but be moving fast asf for no reason.

    • @bungeetoons
      @bungeetoons Месяц назад +26

      ​@@Eye_Exist you joke, but the hippos can chase after you in the water, they water hop off of the bottom of the body of water.

  • @bonfirefodder7208
    @bonfirefodder7208 Месяц назад +246

    "In my non-professional online opinion"
    Dude, I learn more about animals from you than I did from school, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, and my own general "looking things up online" days combined.
    You may not be licensed, but you are absolutely a better teacher than any of the pros.

    • @mndiaye_97
      @mndiaye_97  26 дней назад +52

      Appreciate you 🤝

    • @89SUSIQ
      @89SUSIQ 26 дней назад +4

      I think the same as you

    • @dutchray8880
      @dutchray8880 26 дней назад +5

      Same here...superb delivery with a lot of dry humor.

    • @dnanarv
      @dnanarv 9 дней назад +1

      For real

  • @DanGamingFan2846
    @DanGamingFan2846 25 дней назад +268

    And I thought emperor penguins already had it rough. Imagine your mom's friend losing her kid, so she kidnaps you to raise, but then she gets bored and abandons you in a blizzard. Everything about emperors is hardcore, for better or worse.

  • @thatcasual574
    @thatcasual574 Месяц назад +1659

    imagine being a scientist investigating shark reproduction and you get your hand bitten by an unborn shark pup, you'd never stick your hand somewhere you can't see again

    • @comlitbeta7532
      @comlitbeta7532 Месяц назад +166

      Truthfully Georges already found about this behavior the prior week but didn't tell anyone to avoid questions about the bitmarks on his penise

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Месяц назад +36

      Dune pain hole

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Месяц назад +88

      I've had my fingers sucked on by calves I was pulling out. It's weird. Bite? No thanks!

    • @nunusthoughts
      @nunusthoughts Месяц назад

      ​@@comlitbeta7532whhattt????😢😢 is that true????

    • @MirrimBlackfox
      @MirrimBlackfox Месяц назад +52

      @@katiekane5247 Yeah it is strange, but they are like just trying to nurse... the bite *shudders*

  • @hyperturbotechnomike
    @hyperturbotechnomike Месяц назад +2171

    The shark with the cannibalistic embryos is such a scary concept.

    • @princesstt9778
      @princesstt9778 Месяц назад +149

      Sounds like a plot for a horror game/ movie.

    • @carved_cuts
      @carved_cuts Месяц назад +125

      Great body horror movie concept

    • @worldlinezero4783
      @worldlinezero4783 Месяц назад +74

      Sukuna, King of -Curses- Sharks

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 Месяц назад +129

      being born with a killcount

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon Месяц назад +29

      Supposedly, the Biblical Cain and Abel fought in the womb until they came out.
      Or was it Esau and Jacob? Either way…

  • @kaplooeygames8515
    @kaplooeygames8515 Месяц назад +113

    I swear "but don't worry, it gets worse" is becoming this channel's catchphrase
    I mean hey, if it ain't broke

    • @DeJay7
      @DeJay7 11 дней назад +1

      don't fix it.

  • @DayrusBPB
    @DayrusBPB Месяц назад +93

    Turtles be storming them normandy meat grinders like it's 1944.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +2489

    "Yes, nature is cruel. But *we* don't have to be."
    -Temple Grandin

    • @preemptivefaceplant5277
      @preemptivefaceplant5277 Месяц назад +6

      A Hoyoverse Honkai star rail add. Thats what i got haha

    • @zackpumpkinhead8882
      @zackpumpkinhead8882 Месяц назад +54

      "Nature may be cruel, but I CAN BE CRUELER!!!"
      -Ren Hoëk

    • @Llamations-wh8fq
      @Llamations-wh8fq Месяц назад +32

      ⁠@@zackpumpkinhead8882YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT, JACK

    • @thecourier3771
      @thecourier3771 Месяц назад +18

      @@Llamations-wh8fq I'm FU&%ING INVINCIBLE!!!

    • @videomaestro9566
      @videomaestro9566 Месяц назад +6

      Love that reference and your absolutely right

  • @Paxalogical
    @Paxalogical Месяц назад +680

    If an anime was made about a baby turtle, it’d probably be 10x more interesting than some mainstream anime. That’s a main character making it out of all that, for sure.

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel Месяц назад +30

      I thought that was called Attack on Titan... mb ig.

    • @Paxalogical
      @Paxalogical Месяц назад +13

      @@Undomaranel Is this a reference to the Rumbling? Just curious. (Also, aot has a goated storyline.)

    • @LiveLaughLovecraft
      @LiveLaughLovecraft Месяц назад +2

      @@Paxalogicalit’s so funny. I remembered when AOT was hated on first season…

    • @Watch-0w1
      @Watch-0w1 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Undomaranellol it literally is the first 3 season of attack on Titan. All to reach the ocean.

    • @generalforster
      @generalforster Месяц назад +1

      AoT is trash

  • @Clinicallyconfused9
    @Clinicallyconfused9 Месяц назад +53

    12:24 Perfect add placement.
    “They gotta deal with all of these, the gauntlet, the sibling rivalries, the occasional cannibalism, be glad you’re not a…” “Chevy 2024 Silverado”

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 14 дней назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 14 дней назад +6

      Every day I remember just how thankful I am that I am not a Chevy 2024 Silverado 😂

  • @legacymse7095
    @legacymse7095 Месяц назад +25

    That shark pup isn't even born yet and he's playing team deathmatch with his brothers and sisters. Happy family time

  • @taiphonix9232
    @taiphonix9232 Месяц назад +2087

    It’s insane how much hippos portrayed as these friendly, pettable creature, but they really got the least chill out of any animal, and I’m not just talking about recent TikTok trends.

    • @A_Randomguy_
      @A_Randomguy_ Месяц назад +94

      I have never heard people call hippos friendly and pettable

    • @HarvestPeiskos2209
      @HarvestPeiskos2209 Месяц назад +228

      @@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise).
      While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .

    • @joshuamccann1092
      @joshuamccann1092 Месяц назад +82

      There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 Месяц назад +117

      It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Месяц назад +15

      @@A_Randomguy_ I feel like most of my life, I've seen them be made out to be chill, as well.

  • @kymo6343
    @kymo6343 Месяц назад +723

    "MAMA I'M HUNGRY AGAIN" "Really? What a coincidence so am I... Lil Bugbro are you still hungry too?" "N-No mama I think I'll survive til later..." "That's right you will."

  • @victorowens9150
    @victorowens9150 Месяц назад +34

    61 years old here and I love your videos.
    Even my mom loves them.
    Education with a great sense of humor delivered at warp speed.
    Hang on Doctor McCoy.

  • @migunshot
    @migunshot Месяц назад +4

    Turtle be like:
    I will survive

  • @Official_Kayde_Games
    @Official_Kayde_Games Месяц назад +1414

    While being a human is still tough, thank God I wasn’t any of these animals.

    • @Rough_Estimates
      @Rough_Estimates Месяц назад +28

      You're welcome

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Месяц назад +15

      Amen

    • @Aspencio
      @Aspencio Месяц назад +54

      id say being a human is amazing compared to most of nature

    • @wilsonaguiar4646
      @wilsonaguiar4646 Месяц назад +66

      Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Месяц назад +27

      ​@@Aspencio For real, *many people have NO IDEA how easy we get by comparison.*

  • @demo2823
    @demo2823 Месяц назад +183

    So storks really do drop babies.
    Just their own.

  • @rjcalderon97
    @rjcalderon97 Месяц назад +18

    Despite the theme, I'm happy sand tiger sharks get mentioned. They are criminally underrated, imo, and my favorite sea pupper.

  • @justjust5580
    @justjust5580 Месяц назад +9

    When I was in early Elementary School we had to do research on our favorite animals and present our findings to the class. Well my two favorite animals were Polar Bears and Sea Turtles…..needless to say I ended up doing a project on giraffes, because that information messed me up for awhile.

  • @Schilalyi
    @Schilalyi Месяц назад +362

    Knowing that there's a Goose called a "Barnacle Goose" and a Barnacle called "Goose Barnacle" scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Месяц назад

      No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)

    • @bamidele4383
      @bamidele4383 Месяц назад +5

      😂

    • @Ruffian_Xion
      @Ruffian_Xion Месяц назад +16

      There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.

    • @Schilalyi
      @Schilalyi Месяц назад +5

      @@Ruffian_Xion The lore goes deep....

    • @lordchadthe69thofsussex72
      @lordchadthe69thofsussex72 Месяц назад

      there's also deer mouse and mouse deer; another fun fact: the terms for male & female mice & deer are the same, buck for males and doe for females

  • @shakeelali20
    @shakeelali20 Месяц назад +1001

    Once you hear about how Quokka's, Kangaroos and Wallabies handle their Joey's, you realise just how hardcore Australian animals really are.

    • @njivwathomassilavwe2056
      @njivwathomassilavwe2056 Месяц назад +67

      Australia is hard mode

    • @korbell1089
      @korbell1089 Месяц назад +64

      When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia.
      POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
      Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
      He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
      “May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
      “‘Some of the sheep."
      🤣

    • @AntoDesormeaux
      @AntoDesormeaux Месяц назад +32

      with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.

    • @scottbraun2457
      @scottbraun2457 Месяц назад

      ​@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@njivwathomassilavwe2056For real. It was the last wild frontier...still wild. Still hard.

  • @SilverMoonling
    @SilverMoonling Месяц назад +14

    You missed one parenting tactic in particular that can be quite brutal. The American Coot will hatch a full nest of eggs, then proceed to favor the oldest ones while leaving the youngest ones to starve. They will even go as far to kill the younger chicks because they don't want to bother feeding them. Why? Because American Coots are also brood parasites. Other coots will lay eggs in the same nest, and the parents figure that the first chick to hatch is most likely theirs since its the oldest. This is strictly decided by age as well, there was a researcher that swapped the eggs or something in a nest and they still took care of the oldest chicks first.

  • @Ohnosophia503
    @Ohnosophia503 Месяц назад +15

    Mamadou’s whisper voice was something i didn’t know i needed

  • @madmanminkler1382
    @madmanminkler1382 Месяц назад +984

    Speaking of cannibalism, I remember being told in school that cannibalism in nature only happens in crisis situations. But that's not nature, that's human. Cannibalism is common in nature for multiple reasons. It's important not to apply a human view of morality on nature because it can lead to misunderstanding of the truth.

    • @Tony-nt5zd
      @Tony-nt5zd Месяц назад +115

      Sometimes we don't even have to be in a crisis situation to partake of the forbidden hamburger, sometimes we just become the crisis situation.

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@Tony-nt5zd Brain switch flip: Never seen walking talking hamburgers before...

    • @hyaenidaes
      @hyaenidaes Месяц назад +81

      Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.

    • @Ghostkiller__166
      @Ghostkiller__166 Месяц назад +10

      That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us.
      Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.

    • @Masterchief_Tito
      @Masterchief_Tito Месяц назад +1

      Your point being...?

  • @alexanderhelyer7463
    @alexanderhelyer7463 Месяц назад +405

    3:38 the drink is called a sex on the beach in case anyone was wondering.

    • @I_DoThingsSometimes
      @I_DoThingsSometimes Месяц назад +24

      Thank you

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Месяц назад +10

      Ohhh thanks!

    • @YochevedDesigns
      @YochevedDesigns Месяц назад +43

      I thought it was a Bloody Mary, and things were SO much worse in my mind!

    • @extraterestrial
      @extraterestrial Месяц назад +28

      Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂

    • @gigaacademia9313
      @gigaacademia9313 Месяц назад +1

      Ty bro

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Месяц назад +7

    "crushed to death by crocodiles"
    -He says over footage of a sea turtle being eaten by an iguana
    I don't think that's the right reptile, CasGeo.

    • @fluffymilkpudding
      @fluffymilkpudding Месяц назад +5

      look at the text he put on screen. he said he couldn't use the croc clip (probably due to guidelines)

  • @pt5728
    @pt5728 27 дней назад +3

    Running the gauntlet isn’t a skill issue💀it’s flat out luck😂

  • @carved_cuts
    @carved_cuts Месяц назад +251

    I was so sad watching all this until you said "Baby birds are the potato chips of nature" I had the fastest mood-shift in the west and I'm laughing hysterically.

  • @morgant.dulaman8733
    @morgant.dulaman8733 Месяц назад +436

    I remember being a little kid and crying when I saw what male lions will do to cubs that aren't theirs for the first time. It took quite a while to realize that those same cubs, had they grown up, would have been the same way.
    I like this channel for the same reason. It takes away the Disneyfied version of the natural world many grow up with so they can see how it actually is: beautiful, awe inspiring and even playful, but brutal, complex, and driven by a need to survive and continue one's line as well as get whatever one can out of life by whatever needs necessary.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 Месяц назад +7

      Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 Месяц назад +42

      @@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights.
      I might suggest the Count
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      a
      episode "The Lions that hunted other lions" here on YT for an interesting case of six extremely strong and aggressive lions in a coalition founding a small empire and wiping out other prides.
      Sorry for the weird spelling, trying to avoid
      a-u-t-o
      &
      &
      &
      d-e-l-e-t-e.

  • @ShinyPigrat
    @ShinyPigrat Месяц назад +4

    Bro would break netflix if they gave him a show

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 Месяц назад +4

    What I'm getting from this is that on the whole, humans have a remarkably low infant mortality rate.

  • @winnerthecoolguy2009
    @winnerthecoolguy2009 Месяц назад +681

    Honestly just imagine being a baby hippo and then randomly getting eaten by your dad for no reason other than he was a little bit hungry

    • @Amberclaudi
      @Amberclaudi Месяц назад +79

      he was a Hungry Hippo

    • @madmanminkler1382
      @madmanminkler1382 Месяц назад +44

      @@Amberclaudi he was a hungry, hungry hippo

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Месяц назад +23

      They beat me to it! Hungry Hungry Hippos isn't just a game! 😮

    • @wulvenclave5821
      @wulvenclave5821 Месяц назад

      hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic.
      Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.

    • @Bird-Seed
      @Bird-Seed Месяц назад

      Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.

  • @tog4867
    @tog4867 Месяц назад +533

    My mother put me on a bus by myself ( I was 11 ) when we lived in Michigan to go down to Texas to live with my uncle... I get down there and find out my uncle passed away two days before I got there... A local police officer takes me in and contacts my mother... Her response was I got rid of him and don't want him back... This is the short and sweet version... Let's just say I'm surprised I lived to see my 15th birthday and even more surprised I lived to see 40...

    • @KAT-dg6el
      @KAT-dg6el Месяц назад +127

      Whenever I hear people talking about motherly love I always wonder where these women are. My mom would’ve been the same way as yours if my dad hadn’t been there to protect me.

    • @ageishyena3035
      @ageishyena3035 Месяц назад

      @@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".

    • @OrlaQuirk
      @OrlaQuirk Месяц назад +59

      I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof.
      God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.

    • @rstreet5537
      @rstreet5537 Месяц назад +7

      😮

    • @andoros.7017
      @andoros.7017 Месяц назад +23

      sounds like a good first chapter of a memoir that'd make me want to keep reading.

  • @MichaelJSmith-us9cg
    @MichaelJSmith-us9cg Месяц назад +4

    Can't stop watching once I hear you speak!

  • @ur1c3hu33
    @ur1c3hu33 Месяц назад +2

    AYO ARMS FOR DAYS, YOU LOOK SO GOOD MAN

  • @skincap30
    @skincap30 Месяц назад +296

    Just imagine being the Sand tiger pup in the other Uterus, thinking you have won only to see your twin from God knows where, kill you off.

    • @atles300
      @atles300 Месяц назад +13

      friendly fire at its finest

    • @magicpyroninja
      @magicpyroninja 29 дней назад +4

      Hey brother, we've won. We're about to be Born
      The other shark there can only be one

  • @tinkrtailr
    @tinkrtailr Месяц назад +204

    I went on a school trip to Costa Rica to study sea turtles in high school. In the village we stayed in, there had been a "curfew" of sorts implemented. On nights of the full moon during turtle season, lights had to be out once darkness hit. The turtles had been getting confused by the village's light, so the scientists working there had worked with the people to make this new rule. And since the people there loved their turtles, they were more than willing to oblige.

    • @Contraltissimo
      @Contraltissimo Месяц назад +11

      That is really cool! :D

    • @prestigev6131
      @prestigev6131 Месяц назад +17

      I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 14 дней назад

      Awwwwww that’s so cool! That brings me hope for humanity 🥹

  • @CrocAdventures
    @CrocAdventures 23 дня назад +3

    Just to say salt water crocs have it pretty bad too, especially in some parts of Australia, like the Adelaide river. From the nest to adult hood it’s around a 99% mortality rate and the mother and father have been know to eat there young just because they feel like it

  • @Geoboii
    @Geoboii Месяц назад +7

    Hey casual Geo! I'd like to hear your opinion on the man vs bear debate bro, only you can put the one to rest plz don't ignore 🙏🙏

    • @carllossa8114
      @carllossa8114 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah me too actually, in fact who else would be a better person to give us the answer

    • @Geoboii
      @Geoboii Месяц назад

      ​@@carllossa8114 yeah I just hope he sees this soon

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 14 дней назад

      Oh gosh no, don’t shove him into the drama and social pettiness 😭

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Месяц назад +463

    "I was traumatized by 3 words: hippo baby shower" props for mentally surviving such wild thing

  • @robertfrye7579
    @robertfrye7579 Месяц назад +503

    A hippo baby shower would definitely be terrifying, especially if everyone is on demon time.

    • @lukalinn1450
      @lukalinn1450 Месяц назад

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @deborahwilliams23397
    @deborahwilliams23397 8 дней назад

    I forgot how much I enjoyed nature videos. Thank you. By the way, I am 68yo and still love learning about the world. Thank you for being on RUclips and Facebook.

  • @DWchan
    @DWchan Месяц назад

    I love seeing photos of you visiting animals at the end of videos!! I'm so glad we can send you on adventures like that!

  • @magebear7
    @magebear7 Месяц назад +358

    The shoebill is a muppet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Месяц назад

      More like discount dinosaur creepy Darwinist descendant

    • @c99kfm
      @c99kfm Месяц назад +30

      You are under arrest! Get your hand out where I can see it! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT STORK!

    • @mlijah2730
      @mlijah2730 Месяц назад +20

      Looks like the Dark Crystal anatagonists (skek'sis)

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Месяц назад +3

      Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)

    • @MarieAntoinetteBestQueen
      @MarieAntoinetteBestQueen Месяц назад +5

      Nah, they're feathery machine guns

  • @ChickenMan990
    @ChickenMan990 Месяц назад +137

    Harp seals weaning their young in 12 days is one thing, but that's not even the shortest.
    Hooded seals apparently do it in 3!

  • @Chickidee04
    @Chickidee04 Месяц назад +1

    Love how he ends each video with a Jon Stewart-style Moment of Zen

  • @remijohn853
    @remijohn853 Месяц назад +2

    The barnacle goose be doing the Kratos dive at birth.

  • @nursekim7628
    @nursekim7628 Месяц назад +67

    That damn squeaky toy sound effect when the baby bird bounced off the cliff gave me one of the most guilt-ridden chuckles ever! 🤭

  • @TheMikesc15
    @TheMikesc15 Месяц назад +156

    I've always said that adult seaturtles are like the animal version of a Vietnam veteran

    • @juckie
      @juckie Месяц назад +14

      I think I even saw a meme about that

    • @radhikapatel0501
      @radhikapatel0501 28 дней назад +12

      Except they're still in the war... till the day they die...

  • @3ossomok588
    @3ossomok588 3 дня назад

    I love you with all my heart.
    I escape the world for a few minutes and enjoy peace while watching your videos ❤

  • @TrapShooter68
    @TrapShooter68 Месяц назад +1

    Your videos are always a delight. Thanks!

  • @RubeeRoja
    @RubeeRoja Месяц назад +200

    Just seeing a hippo running at max speed, full sport mode shook me. I already knew most of their insane power but apparently that wasn't even their final form.

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Месяц назад

      Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Месяц назад

      Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

  • @iceonthesun8880
    @iceonthesun8880 Месяц назад +69

    Those sharks were spawn camping 100's of years before online gaming.

  • @AZ-me4vs
    @AZ-me4vs Месяц назад

    Thank-you for creating funny, educational videos. I appreciate the time and effort you put into your channel. ❤

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Месяц назад

    One of my very favorite channels! Always a treat!

  • @bobisuncanny2760
    @bobisuncanny2760 Месяц назад +79

    12:04 "Utero-cannibalism" is the most disturbing term i've ever heard
    (sounds badass tho)

  • @uniconwizardsb1122
    @uniconwizardsb1122 Месяц назад +161

    The “that’s not a smudge” line killed me

    • @littlebear274
      @littlebear274 Месяц назад +6

      Totally got me lol. I was sitting there thinking "that's actually pretty good for only raising one at a-- oh. oh, okay then."

    • @uniconwizardsb1122
      @uniconwizardsb1122 Месяц назад +10

      @@littlebear274 it’s also a reference to when he was talking about a jellyfish and said they “can grow up to be 3.3… just a smudge, 33 feet long”

  • @SleepySTEIN-103
    @SleepySTEIN-103 Месяц назад

    Thanks for another great video casual... Very awesome❤

  • @rainbowratto1834
    @rainbowratto1834 Месяц назад

    Ahhhh.. nothing like a happy video filled with positive vibes about the beauty of childhood.. very wholesome 10/10

  • @kokea4349
    @kokea4349 Месяц назад +56

    Also a good mention is any chick unlucky enough to be spawned in the same nest as a cuckoo nestling. Cuckoos' first instinct is to spawn kill the competition in a nest

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 Месяц назад +1

      rude

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 Месяц назад +1

      They’ll just push the unhatched eggs out if the cuckoo can hatch early enough, which they often do

  • @FROM-A-TO-Z-GAMES
    @FROM-A-TO-Z-GAMES Месяц назад +85

    Thinking about a turtles' childhood, the name "crush" is WAY too fitting

  • @lilman641
    @lilman641 Месяц назад +4

    7:07 ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
    Bro... that woman saying that initial "ADAM!"... Pure. Unadulterated. Nostalgia 😂😢😅😂

  • @gazgallagher7919
    @gazgallagher7919 Месяц назад +1

    The only channel I go to and immediately like when there’s something new even if I know I ain’t watching the video until tomorrow afternoon lollll
    U make timeless content bro, n that’s the best compliment anybody could give a RUclipsr low key

    • @mndiaye_97
      @mndiaye_97  26 дней назад

      Thank you, really appreciate it and glad you enjoy the videos!

  • @LeonMRr
    @LeonMRr Месяц назад +89

    Mamadou: "All but one in ten thousand crablets are statistically f*cked"
    meanwhile:
    0.0001%=1 in 1 million.

    • @ununun9995
      @ununun9995 Месяц назад +11

      I'm one in a crabillion

    • @SnubbyDaArtist
      @SnubbyDaArtist 29 дней назад +6

      ​@@ununun9995And I am one in a krillion.

  • @pageturner2958
    @pageturner2958 Месяц назад +65

    I owned guppies as a kid, and LET ME TELL YOU
    The second you need something called "baby grass" in your tank for when your fish are being born... yeah... those babies go through it
    Basically the adults canalize the babies. As a kid, we had to sometimes QUARANTINE guppies that were harassing birthing mothers.
    Needless to say, most children learn about death through goldfish, I learned about how surprisingly commonplace eating your young is in the animal kingdom...

    • @sweetgirl070707
      @sweetgirl070707 25 дней назад +3

      So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 25 дней назад +1

      @@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them
      Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...

  • @wr5488
    @wr5488 Месяц назад

    Bro you’re really good. Every video you have is funny, entertaining and informative. I’m a big nature guy but you aaaaalways have one or two awesome details I’ve never heard of.

  • @chrisleach4245
    @chrisleach4245 Месяц назад +1

    You and Ze Frank are my favorite animal video creators thanks for your hard work.

  • @strzygon5426
    @strzygon5426 Месяц назад +21

    As a pallete cleanser we need a sequel about the best childhoods.

  • @Bongz187
    @Bongz187 Месяц назад +166

    The camera doesn't justify the size and speed of a hippo, it is amazing and brown pants inducing at the same time

  • @Grizzli49
    @Grizzli49 Месяц назад +1

    I love your content, it keeps getting better 👌🏼

  • @No-bodyspecial
    @No-bodyspecial Месяц назад

    Another hit! Thanks for your hard work. ❤❤❤

  • @TM-45.
    @TM-45. Месяц назад +169

    When the geography is casual

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey Месяц назад +40

      When nature is from the hood.

    • @thatmimetuber585
      @thatmimetuber585 Месяц назад +14

      wait until competitive arrives

    • @BENNYWORMS
      @BENNYWORMS Месяц назад +7

      Causal Violence

    • @Xfeum
      @Xfeum Месяц назад +5

      Competitive History

    • @BENNYWORMS
      @BENNYWORMS Месяц назад +2

      @@Xfeum Hostile timeline

  • @spade565
    @spade565 Месяц назад +112

    Banged my shin on a table to get here

  • @Mud-Brain
    @Mud-Brain 15 дней назад +2

    "Spawnkilling before they spawn"
    It's an eternity in there...

  • @teresabpblesa2638
    @teresabpblesa2638 Месяц назад

    I loved this video! I mean I enjoy all of your video but this one was great great, keep going!

  • @dreamquesttv
    @dreamquesttv Месяц назад +79

    "Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker." Why, bruh? Why you do this? lol

  • @dr-phantom9392
    @dr-phantom9392 Месяц назад +57

    11:45 "it's a special type of spawn killing,when you don't even let them spawn

  • @xxghost_preyxx
    @xxghost_preyxx Месяц назад +1

    I love how some of the clips in this video were taken from at least 2 of the documentaries I literally just watched yesterday.

  • @MikealPics
    @MikealPics Месяц назад +1

    Your sound tracks are great 😂❤

  • @mujigikabugi3927
    @mujigikabugi3927 Месяц назад +32

    "Imagine asking your mum what's for dinner and she takes your head off!" Damn man 😆

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel Месяц назад +3

      NGL came close a couple times. Got kept home more than once due to a handprint on my face; other places clothes can hide the bruises.

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar Месяц назад

      @@Undomaranel Dang bro, sorry to hear about that. You don't deserve that. I hope things get better for you.

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel Месяц назад

      @@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar That was years ago fam, I'm mid 30s now lol. But no, they don't get better. Things just morph in different ways and forgiveness only leaves you open to be hurt again.

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar Месяц назад +1

      @@Undomaranel Well that sucks man. I hope you can get in a place of healing or something else needed. As cliche as that may sound. I'm don't know you, don't relate to your struggles, and I won't pretend that I will. Your life honestly sounds like it's been harder than me. I'm not jealous of what you described.
      I just hope you get a good W. Godspeed!

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT Месяц назад +68

    Seeing how bad some animals have it, makes me appreciate my own life. My life could've far worse if I was born as one of those animals

    • @KAT-dg6el
      @KAT-dg6el Месяц назад +3

      But they don’t know any different.

  • @Peace.and.knowledge1
    @Peace.and.knowledge1 Месяц назад +1

    I enjoy the music in the background, secondly of course after the animal facts. Thanks dude nice

  • @vinstual9830
    @vinstual9830 Месяц назад

    Nothing but truth. You make the best content for Humor and animals in a Mix!

  • @striberx
    @striberx Месяц назад +33

    "Chlamydia Care Bear" Bruh, I swear, you make the funniest analogies with animals.

  • @hkn9723
    @hkn9723 Месяц назад +20

    I actually expected Komodo Dragons being mentioned.
    Because the only reason why their mother would return after neglecting her kids is for a snack.

  • @jevans1017
    @jevans1017 19 дней назад

    Man your content is like og Animal planet quality. You are great at what you do man

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 Месяц назад +5

    6:39 The koalas are probably too stupid to think of their own survival which explains why they don't do the "drop the kid" tactic.

  • @ElOroDelTigre
    @ElOroDelTigre Месяц назад +27

    "Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker" lmao you magnificent bastard.

  • @ShadowAurum
    @ShadowAurum Месяц назад +87

    Yes my once a month animal trauma

  • @BucketHeadianHagg
    @BucketHeadianHagg 11 дней назад

    This creator was just a kid when I started watching him. Now, all grown and doing very well in life. That’s so wonderful!

  • @JunkionMarnot2005
    @JunkionMarnot2005 18 дней назад

    Wonderful video, and son in great shape. Keep it up 👍🏾

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Месяц назад +46

    “If you haven’t heard of a grebe before, let this be your introduction”
    “Eauungue~”
    The shoebill stork is the world’s most threatening muppet

  • @mariedufore8795
    @mariedufore8795 Месяц назад +41

    Father Otters will hold there babies hostage if they don’t get food

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 Месяц назад

      There babies? Where babies? 😂😂😂
      Seriously though, get your shit together, and stop being such an NPC.

  • @hexigin8695
    @hexigin8695 Месяц назад +1

    The turtles be getting the McDonald's Happy Meal Drive Through treatment.

  • @erinthesystem9608
    @erinthesystem9608 20 дней назад

    It's really cool that those crabs can live in a jungle! 🦀
    ..The scorpion picture reminded me of a spider I once saw, which looked like it had a funny, spiky texture; I put the spider outside, and suddenly the texture was moving- it had been a big group of baby spiders, carried on her back.
    ~ Thank you for your amazing channel!