As a veteran, I love seeing how people describe their service records. With Henrichs, the whole "securing special weapons assets" blurb just means he was a security guard and checked ID's. But Brinkley's is hilarious: "honor graduate from basic combat training." That's like someone giving a TED talk telling the audience they received the most gold stars in Kindergarten. Like, that's great, sport, but I wonder why you have to reach that far back.
Considering they didn't show all of Reid's service record...which I doubt you even care about...Henrich is a Marine an ex Police Officer. He has seen live action combat and also was chosen out of 1000 police officers to give assistance during Hurricane Katrina (only 100 were chosen from that 1000). An he also, Mr. Veteran, not just a security guard he was an Anti-Tank assault-man and did serve overseas. While I do not agree with his political ideals all the time. Reid is an amazing individual and if you buy a rifle or pistol and need classes and want to increase your capability of defending yourself and family. He is amazing.
@@timssuperpage Okay, but if he has all those achievements to show - why doesn't he put them on the website instead of going for that euphemism for "security guard"? That's just as fishy.
He doesn't just put security guard on his website...they left that out. He also says he was trained in the description of himself on his website that he was trained as an 0351 anti tank assault-man. They willingly left that out of the video. After serving as that he did his security guard duty in the Marine Corp. An also won multiple DMR awards. This individual, while I still do not agree 100% with him politically, is a trained and very professional teacher of firearms instructions.@@rolfs2165
Three years ago I was closeted and married to an abusive man who watched Reid's videos unironically. Fast forward to today and I'm living my best out and proud life with my wonderful girlfriend and our three cats. 🏳️🌈❤ So so thankful for how radically my life has changed.
29:23 lmfao yalls consistent riffing is so good. like everytime I internalize 1 part of the joke, there's another one right behind it so the clowning just gets better and better😭😭
if people can charge THAT much for the bare minimum, i’m about to charge wads to watch me sleep or chain smoke ciggies or sit on the toilet scrolling until there’s a ring around my ass
9:37 “he’s a fucking freak and I love it” is SO relatable ngl. I love gawking at freaks on the internet. The modern sideshow has moved online and most of the freaks don’t know they’re even part of the circus
dodgeball was banned at my old school because it was too aggressive, so the gym teachers had us play dodgeball and they called it something different, or they made up alternatives.
I mind my own business unless I personally experience a situation where someone is being discriminated against. I think being assertive is good but don’t be SO aggressive. I was taught there are three main areas of how to communicate. Passive, assertive, and aggressive. I think we all have to know which type is best for what situation.
i know you guys think that insulting their yellow teeth and nose rashes or whatever is ✨funny and quirky✨ but it’s actually just hurting anyone in your audience who has those things :’))
I appreciate that and totally understand where you're coming from, but they absolutely only mean it towards them because they're bad people. Those things are okay and I'm sure you look wonderful
@@valley339 okay cool but if that's the case then stick to the things that are bad about him and aren't traits other people have. That's not a good argument.
@@Jane-oz7pp I agree with you yeah that comment was more about reassuring people it wasn't personal about their own potential insecurities if that makes sense?
You really think those light @$$ dodge balls will cause concussions. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. They didn’t even use the rubber ones anymore when I was in school like 6 years ago. And now that isn’t even weak enough for y’all. 🙄🙄🙄💀💀💀
"The American Rifleman provides an extensive look into the training, methodology, drills, standards, and qualifications for physically and mentally preparing oneself for violence." This is the beginning of "The American Rifleman" summary. Doesn't sound like a book someone would buy to commit mass shooting at all 🤢
Fun fact, the flags that conservatives use as the confederate flag is actually not the confederacy’s flag, it’s a flag for one of the armies in the confederacy. The real flag looks more like the original 13 colony flag. I love my useless knowledge.
Thought for sure someone down here would mention how his name sounds like John Mulaney’s safety teacher JJ Bittenbinder 😂 but alas after scrolling and scrolling no one did.
This killed me, thank you so much for the laughs. My fave part was the way they talked about Jesus, who is naturally THE ultimate alpha man, no soy boy there, nope. Jesus was, of course, the most conservative too, no socialist leanings what so ever. Oh, and capitalism, yep, he was all about that. And violence, sure he loved that (OK, so there was that one time with the table flipping though). 🤦OMFG! 🤣 I'm an atheist but apparently I know the bible more than either of those idiots. 🙄 I guess that's usually the way though.
Damn, I love dodge ball. I was one of the best in my school. My finger was smacked head on by a ball, now it's titling slightly to the right. Anyways. Every sport can cause you some kind of injury... Soccer? It's similar to dodge ball but you kick a ball.
Loved the savage commentary. 😂 pretty sure soy isoflavones are technically a weak estrogen…can they affect a man’s political leanings though? The science has yet to be determined on that hypothesis…💀
"I waited patiently for What-Will-Be to save me, and It paid attention to me and heard my shout for help. It pulled be out of the pit of despair, out of the muck and filth. It gave me a secure place to stand; It steadied me as I walked along. It has put a new song in my mouth, a hymn of praise of our Supreme-Power-of-Nature. Many will take notice and be amazed; they will put their trust in What-Will-Be." -- Psalm 40:1-3 🙂⚧🏳⚧😸
“He looks like a creepy gym teacher” My old world geography teacher (keep that in mind for later) was also the girls’ basketball coach. He agreed with Andrew Tate’s ideologies, which creeped me out. He was a FLAT-EARTHER who had a full-on debate with the class and that one police officer that roamed the halls. He was an asshole, which didn’t help. UPDATE: This semester I got a biology teacher that’s an anti-masker. He refused to wear a mask anywhere during the height of the pandemic. He made a list of any place that kicked him out and will not let his family go there anymore.
Him being a flat earther and teaching world geography gives me the same vibes as my current stats teacher. He believes that climate change "isn't that bad". Like, you of ALL PEOPLE-
@@megand12345 Yes, it concerns me so much. The basketball team girls are all popular, so I’m not high enough on the social ladder to be let in on secrets. I’m that one kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria and concerns everyone by being the Quiet Kid. I’m the opposite online though lmao
Your geography teacher being a flat earther is mildly horrifying. I didn’t think it got more ironic and concerning than my high school bio teacher being mildly antivax and denying evolution but holy shit.
As someone in highschool, don't worry! You can still be a horrible person and bully people. You can still be transphobic, homophobic, etc And you can still be a manly "real" man
Phew! Thank God! Thank the Holy Masculine Alpha Male in the sky that the next generation is still just as likely to massacre a gay club. Just what we need. Too far?
fr i live in a blue county but i got like rlly badly bullied for being gay i get so annoyed when the media acts like that doesnt happen anymore bc the dems took over
The only thing offensive about door holding is when a man refuses to walk through a door being held open by a woman simply because she's a woman. Also complimenting a woman- general rule is if you wouldn't say it to your mom/grandma, don't say it to random women/colleagues. For your friends or SO, I'd hope you would have communicated enough to know their boundaries or what is appropriate.
This happens to me all the time. I work in an office building and I always hold the door open for people no matter who it is. But a lot of older men who work in the same building will literally open the other door and not acknowledge me at all. Or they will take the door I’m holding and make me walk through first. Like what the hell im just trying to be polite they make it weird.
I’ve never heard that, but it’s brilliant and so easy to understand. I need to remember it next time someone says “you can’t even give a female a compliment anymore or you’ll catch a harassment charge”. If you wouldn’t say it to your mom/grandma, it’s inappropriate. Also: multiple times in my life men have gotten upset with me for holding the door for them.
Lmfao that reminds me of a time I held a door open for a lady and she got mad bc she wanted to be independent, no I’m not assuming I literally hear her talking to her daughter afterwards about how men are trying to take women’s independence by doing stuff for them 🧍 like… 😭
Apparently soy contains a high amount of phyto-estrogens, which are chemically similar to human estrogen. They’re different enough, however, that they have no actual estrogen activity in humans. But you know what has a lot of ACTUAL estrogen, as in, the exact same hormone that’s in humans? Milk and dairy. But they don’t talk about that do they :)
@@stupidass69420 Yep, almost all the ingredients in most beers have phyto-estrogens, Wheat? Yep. Barley? Abso-fucking-lutely. Hops? Extremely so. In fact hops probably has more phytoestrogens than Soy does.
The whole thing about a “genuine compliment” is so dumb. It’s fine if a guy wants to say to a woman (or anyone else) “you look nice today”. Just keep it moving! Don’t use it as an excuse to keep talking to her. Then it’s not a compliment, it’s an opener that you’re using to try to get something. It’s only weird when they say something sexual or comment on your body or a specific body part. Anything else is fine? Lol
Completely! If someone is uncomfortable about a compliment, it's because you were weird about it. The answer is to treat people like people, no exceptions
Yeah these a holes apparently don't get that a compliment is supposed to make the receiver of said compliment feel good. Not feed into their own egos or personal agendas. If you do something "nice" with ulterior motives, it's not being nice.
@Is At Sea I completely agree with your stance. As a person who’s experienced SH/SA I want to provide this take: It took me months to feel comfortable walking around my college campus alone because of the SH, and while I get that men can also be SA/SH, it’s a lot less likely. So don’t randomly go up to a woman, especially if they are being short with their answers. All in all, read body language. It’s fine to compliment people, but don’t just randomly be like: I like your boobs- or start cat calling. It’s disgusting and uncomfortable to the ppl on the receiving end. (I’ve had friends talk about being cat called as minors- it’s so gross and upsetting that they had to deal with that shit.)
i mean the military does genuinely perform synchronized dance routines as an intimidation tactic, funny as that sounds. just like a strict uniform, it's a way of showing they're disciplined and well-trained. military people are required to swing around their little sticks and step in rhythm with the precision of a ballet dancer and they're peak masculinity but god forbid you perform a little jig for any other reason
He also said it's okay to for men to literally castrate themselves, if that's what God wants them to do (Matt 19:12). I legit finally decided to defy my church and do my own research into LGBTQ theory, because even as a brainwashed Evangelical, I felt like that verse gave me permission to give up on the idea that it's necessary to "be a man".
That guy looks like the misogynistic gym teacher that would announce your weight in front of the whole gym class, the gym teacher that would be excited for swim because he wants to see people in their swimsuits.
These alpha males absolutely confuse me about what qualities it takes to be alpha or beta. If "betas are taking over" but they lack qualities like leadership and being assertive and I dunno being pushy or whatever, aren't those alpha qualities?
But also if all men should try to be alpha men... who's the leader of all those alpha men? Aren't they just betas when they're listing to 'other' alpha guys???
This is straight out of the fascist playbook. "The enemy must always be simultaneously weak and subhuman while being ever-present and running everything. It all depends on what narrative best suits the situation at the time."
"The firearm has saved millions of lives and saved entire countries" Okay Reid, how many lives do you think it ended? How many of those lives were innocent? And how many countries were colonized and subjugated with firearms? Hm?
Also, they live in the past. Even if people once did use them to protect themselves . . . Now, people just use them to murder people and other animals. It’s not a necessary tool in life.
@nerobyrne I've cPTSD thanks to all kinds of fucked up shit my mother did to me when I was growing up. Have started trauma therapy (EMDR) this year and it's extremely exhausting and demanding. So yeah, no energy for working for a while. @vibingmeike I'm getting there, thank you ☺️
Oh, no, that's for those trolls and liberals who watch his videos to try to use it against him. He can point her out and say "see, I had a woman tell you ALL women want MANLY men who like guns!" His viewers don't give a crap about her opinion.
Hi former marine here, the Patreon icons are marine badges (including the middle sharpshooter badge that does look ~suspiciously~ like the SS one). They signify your score on the shooting tests we have to qualify on typically annually. Just an fyi
So he's stealing Marine iconography to seem cool, got it. Also, I'm almost willing to bet money that he was either never in the military or was dishonorably discharged.
@@solosynapse according to his self written bio, he’s a marine veteran who served from like the 90s to 2003 I think. I honestly don’t know if this is true, and I can’t verify for sure.
@@solosynapse he was actually a marine who did time overseas. i disagree with everything he's said and he pisses me off, but he's not really stealing anything and i don't think he was dishonorably discharged either. im late responding to this but just thought i'd throw this in may not like the guy in any way but it is true that he was in the marines
@@combatcentral7386 it’s christmas but because anna starts all of their videos with “hello sinners” it’s sinmas. just a silly little play on words for the holidays.
As a "gun hating liberal", I still think people deserve the right to have guns. Within reason, obviously. The only big difference between me and them is wanting more universal background checks.
I’m for guns being taken away completely but it has to be done over decades and decades because if we were take them away all at once,these brainless bags of flesh would LITERALLY start a civil war lol we just got to keep pushing slowly
I’m against all guns. Honestly, background checks if done by the cops, would be bias. An example is that kid who made a RUclips video threatening to kill women. The family called the police. They saw that he was a white man and let him keep his guns. Then he murdered some women. So the police should have been charged because they knew he had guns and let him keep them after he threatened to kill women. I n on ow cops hate women, but there was a legitimate threat they ignored. They also let men who abuse their wives keep guns. If background checks were done by other people (not cops), that would be best.
12:33 that chemical is phytoestrogen. it is a type of estrogen, but because we aren't plants, it doesn't effect our estrogen levels. dairy, on the other hand, DOES, because it has actual mammalian estrogen that we can process.
@@bobsburgers8497 being lactose intolerant means you can't handle the lactose in milk, not that your body can't absorb the other nutrients and hormones in milk
@@bobsburgers8497 lactose intolerant means that you do not have enough of the enzyme lactase in your guts, so you won't digest milk at all leading to problems if you buy lactase tablets or lactose-free milk, i think it will work the same as if you weren't intolerant and had normal milk
Honestly, I have nothing against the majority of people IN the military. A majority of them have been manipulated into thinking it's their only option at a good future. A friend of mine is in basic right now and last night we hung out with her and she cried and cried about how bad it was and how much she's missed everyone. All just so she can afford to go to college. The US military as an entity though? Fuck em.
Absolutely! I feel as though most people hate the military system, not those who are forced into it. It really is a poverty draft- people enduring literal torture just to have basic human rights like education? Awful. Hate the military, not the soldiers. Tell your friend that they've got this, and it's okay to struggle. People are here for them, and care about them.
There are so many videos of people being asked “what would they say to your recruiter?” And all respond with “fuck you” or “why did you lie”. I have a family member of mine going into the military soon and it’s really sad to see people close to me be indoctrinated
This is a general rule I heard on how to compliment women without being creepy. Compliment on what she has choosen, not on what she can't change. EX. A women in a work inoform didn't choose to wear that, she has to. so complimenting her on that is creepy. A women in the park wearing her favorite skirt will love a compliment on it, because she choose to waer it. Another example Complimenting a women on her eyes is creepy becuase those are just her eyes, she doesn't really have a choice on how they look Complimenting a woman on her eye makeup is good becuase she spent time putting it on not only becuase she wants to but also it compliments her.
You could compliment someone on their eyes in a non-creepy way by saying "Wow your outfit really brings out the color in your eyes!" Then you are both saying that her eyes look nice but that she also put in thought and effort into her appearance.
@solosynapse you could compliment their dress in a significantly less creepy way by saying "that dress looks good on you" bc it's not focusing specifically on their body, but on them as a person. It's less objectifying.
As a Tennesseean with a neighbor with an American flag AND and a confederate flag on the same pole,I gotta say that sticker is lightweight for this state lmao the average iq here looks like a gpa
This one sent me for a loop because my conservative father LITERALLY went to multiple of this mans gun classes at "valor ridge" and toting around photos of him and Reid 💀 i'm shocked he's still posting shit after so many years
I loved the unhinged, chaotic dark comedy energy of this collab. Please collab again! Delightful to hear y'all roast a trash person, and his trash takes.
Lol, if anything it's the insurance companies getting rid of dodge ball. When I worked for Girl Scouts almost every game that was banned was banned because the organization couldn't afford the insurance coverage required to play it. I imagine it's the same for schools.
That's so weird to me as a German. I never even thought about insurance like that. My kids play so many things like that in school and every child activity group. Even in Kindergarten they did that, even if only with the older kids (like 2nd and 3rd year of Kindergarten). Do they get hurt? Sure. But they are kids. One of my kids broke their arm in preschool. They were the only who had to go and thus went to a different primary school as only the big primary schools have preschools. The school was big and had a big playing ground and they climbed something and fell. We just went to the hospital and got it treated. I never wondered if my insurance paid or the schools. It's not like you get a bill. But I'll look into how it works, could be useful knowledge.
@@evem6154 having been born and raised American, I'm shocked that y'all were so relaxed about the broken arm. I broke my arm as a kid as well and hid it from the teachers because I didn't want my parents to have to spend the money on the ER visit. I just knew hospitals were expensive and crunchy arm needs hospital. I think that's part of why so many Americans freak out about certain dangerous sports, injuries are expensive as hell.
@@doodlydungeon8576 I mean, a broken arm is annoying, especially with a small child, but I didn't pay anything. Here, everyone is insured, period. The only thing I paid for was gas and getting the kid some glitter pens to doddle on the cast with. I think that's a big reason our sentiment towards kids injuring themselves slightly or breaking an arm is more 'that's a hassle but they gotta learn🤷🏼♂️'. I have four kids. All of them hurt themselves playing at some point. But that's an important part of learning about the world imo. They learn natural consequences early on. And then they adapt their behavior. It makes them more thoughtful about what consequences their behavior could have, too. I did look into it though and my kids are insured through school like anyone is through their work for accidents. It's called Unfallversicherung, accident insurance. It's automatic and paid for by the school or the boss and will pay any medical bills you get from having a work related accident or an accident on the way to or from work. So it's not even medical insurance that's paying here that's only for private accidents or other issues.
Just a red flag that 1) they believe in pseudoscience and/or conspiracy theory nonsense, and 2) they're compensating because they want to be an "alpha male" _so bad._
All I can ever think of when people do that is "You're a beta male sonic". Along with the fact that the person who published the study on wolf behavior that all this talk is based on has retracted it citing flawed methodology.
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As a veteran, I love seeing how people describe their service records. With Henrichs, the whole "securing special weapons assets" blurb just means he was a security guard and checked ID's. But Brinkley's is hilarious: "honor graduate from basic combat training." That's like someone giving a TED talk telling the audience they received the most gold stars in Kindergarten. Like, that's great, sport, but I wonder why you have to reach that far back.
Jim Carrey said you can tell how pathetic someone is by how far back they have to reach for their story. “I remember when I was a sperm…”
Obviously dishonorable discharge is how his term ended if he says that
Considering they didn't show all of Reid's service record...which I doubt you even care about...Henrich is a Marine an ex Police Officer. He has seen live action combat and also was chosen out of 1000 police officers to give assistance during Hurricane Katrina (only 100 were chosen from that 1000). An he also, Mr. Veteran, not just a security guard he was an Anti-Tank assault-man and did serve overseas. While I do not agree with his political ideals all the time. Reid is an amazing individual and if you buy a rifle or pistol and need classes and want to increase your capability of defending yourself and family. He is amazing.
@@timssuperpage Okay, but if he has all those achievements to show - why doesn't he put them on the website instead of going for that euphemism for "security guard"? That's just as fishy.
He doesn't just put security guard on his website...they left that out. He also says he was trained in the description of himself on his website that he was trained as an 0351 anti tank assault-man. They willingly left that out of the video. After serving as that he did his security guard duty in the Marine Corp. An also won multiple DMR awards. This individual, while I still do not agree 100% with him politically, is a trained and very professional teacher of firearms instructions.@@rolfs2165
"Here we come... unlike your wife" omg literally almost choked on my drink lol
That line honestly one shot me
Time stamp :) 10:50
@@SquamataReptile, thank you. I was 31 minutes in and had missed it. Went back to see it. 😂
Three years ago I was closeted and married to an abusive man who watched Reid's videos unironically. Fast forward to today and I'm living my best out and proud life with my wonderful girlfriend and our three cats. 🏳️🌈❤ So so thankful for how radically my life has changed.
aww im proud of you! tell us about your cats?
Awww I’m happy for you!!! I wish you the best in your life w ur gf and cats :))
So happy for you!!! 💜💜💜
Thats great very happy for you :)
So happy for you! ❤️❤️❤️
This was such a great collab. The chemistry was off the charts
They literally have the same energy 😅
Absolutely obsessed with Jake and Annamarie. Both in one video? Riffing off each other so hard? *I’m* crying screaming throwing up rn.
29:23 lmfao yalls consistent riffing is so good. like everytime I internalize 1 part of the joke, there's another one right behind it so the clowning just gets better and better😭😭
She looks like she was going to say skinny jeans and man buns before she remembered 😂
Everyone knows nothing bad comes from shy boys who like guns
if people can charge THAT much for the bare minimum, i’m about to charge wads to watch me sleep or chain smoke ciggies or sit on the toilet scrolling until there’s a ring around my ass
You honestly could lmao
@@HartleiStansbury7 shiiiid point me in the right direction 😛
That drumline joke almost made me drop my phone in the toliet. Damn you dolittle
9:37 “he’s a fucking freak and I love it” is SO relatable ngl. I love gawking at freaks on the internet. The modern sideshow has moved online and most of the freaks don’t know they’re even part of the circus
why he look like a wish version of Jared padelecki?
oh my GOD thank you i knew he reminded me of someone
18:44 - I was raised with the “don’t start a fight, but you can finish one” 😅
That woman looks like someone I'd be friends with and that makes it very baffling to me to hear those words come out of her mouth
I love how loving, thoughtful, and accepting you and everyone in this channel is
I've been watching Jake for a while and I recently started watching you Annamarie and this collab made my heart happy
“i love a gun that sounds like an excerpt from the Nick Cannon movie ‘Drumline’” ENOUGH 😭💀
dodgeball was banned at my old school because it was too aggressive, so the gym teachers had us play dodgeball and they called it something different, or they made up alternatives.
"Leftists hate manly men"
Have you seen KARL MARX?!
so glad to see you two together finally, you guys are hilarious together
Did anyone else get an ad for soybean agricultural products on this video or just me
He's Anti-lacs 🥛
I mind my own business unless I personally experience a situation where someone is being discriminated against. I think being assertive is good but don’t be SO aggressive. I was taught there are three main areas of how to communicate. Passive, assertive, and aggressive. I think we all have to know which type is best for what situation.
He looks like big Ed from 90 day fiancé
CALIFORNIA! NOTABLY SOCIALIST!!! How you can GET HEALTHCARE AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING! Everyone knows that and says that all the time
this guy says “find the truth and dont back down” but i think the truth is that bullets hurt but he’d somehow combat me on that point
Oh my god this is so fucking good y’all need to start a podcast like actually
I just looked at his channel, and it made me sick. This stuff, these types of people, drain me so much.
Working in schools in Canada there is no dodge ball at all and it sucks. There is a lot of softening when it comes to kids like that in my opinion.
I died laughing like 5 times. Soy boy is my new fave sentence
15:28 I think I have the answer for this one, I think it's because it's a french word: "corps", it means "body", and the p and the s are silent.
i know you guys think that insulting their yellow teeth and nose rashes or whatever is ✨funny and quirky✨ but it’s actually just hurting anyone in your audience who has those things :’))
I appreciate that and totally understand where you're coming from, but they absolutely only mean it towards them because they're bad people. Those things are okay and I'm sure you look wonderful
@@valley339 okay cool but if that's the case then stick to the things that are bad about him and aren't traits other people have. That's not a good argument.
@@Jane-oz7pp I agree with you yeah that comment was more about reassuring people it wasn't personal about their own potential insecurities if that makes sense?
In my school they said we couldn't play Dodge ball because of who many people got hurt I want to play Dodge ball I don't care if I get hurt
i scream cackled at the jonbenet comment omfg i love this collab so much!!
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS COLLAB
As a Tennessean, I do not claim this man as one of my own.
One of my favorite duos, like come on how can they not be
He looks like if syphillis had a personality...
Would you get audited if you listed yourself as a tuber on your taxes or would they think it means you're a successful potato?
This guy’s from Tennessee? Damn it, nooooo, not my home state noooo
You really think those light @$$ dodge balls will cause concussions. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️. They didn’t even use the rubber ones anymore when I was in school like 6 years ago. And now that isn’t even weak enough for y’all. 🙄🙄🙄💀💀💀
its called a hyperbole. why tf do yall enjoy hurting kids anyway?
"The American Rifleman provides an extensive look into the training, methodology, drills, standards, and qualifications for physically and mentally preparing oneself for violence." This is the beginning of "The American Rifleman" summary. Doesn't sound like a book someone would buy to commit mass shooting at all 🤢
dude imagine saying “real man” and following it up with “soy boy” like honey…. that’s gottaaa be the most B E T A thing i’ve ever heard 😃
love this, keep slayin
1:18 can be taken out of context so bad😭😭😭
Fun fact, the flags that conservatives use as the confederate flag is actually not the confederacy’s flag, it’s a flag for one of the armies in the confederacy. The real flag looks more like the original 13 colony flag. I love my useless knowledge.
funding for guns is called "gunding". obviously.
That blue-haired liberal was @RepAishaGomez
A MN community gem!
Thought for sure someone down here would mention how his name sounds like John Mulaney’s safety teacher JJ Bittenbinder 😂 but alas after scrolling and scrolling no one did.
Thank god for this collab
LOVE THIS REACT CHEMISTRY from two of my faves!! Do more do moreeee
You're serving in the Marine Corps and I'm serving at the dollar store? Ty for your service folks!
The logo makes me think of the paramount logo
Why does j.j wittenborn sound like j.j bittenbinder from that one john mulaney joke,they both also work in Illinois
Oh naur I live like under 2 hours away from that man 😭
Oi, that's cultural appropriation mate
Apropos of nothing that intro was incredibly wholesome.
he looks like big ed's cousin or something, especially from the side
Us sinners have been blessed today, bone of the words in this video are found in the Bible.
Omfgggg my two fav RUclipsrs at once stfu I’m so happy ❤
This killed me, thank you so much for the laughs.
My fave part was the way they talked about Jesus, who is naturally THE ultimate alpha man, no soy boy there, nope. Jesus was, of course, the most conservative too, no socialist leanings what so ever. Oh, and capitalism, yep, he was all about that. And violence, sure he loved that (OK, so there was that one time with the table flipping though). 🤦OMFG! 🤣
I'm an atheist but apparently I know the bible more than either of those idiots. 🙄 I guess that's usually the way though.
Oh my god im so early that no one could finish the video :D im looking forward to this
love u both!
As a European I completely agree
Damn, I love dodge ball. I was one of the best in my school. My finger was smacked head on by a ball, now it's titling slightly to the right. Anyways. Every sport can cause you some kind of injury... Soccer? It's similar to dodge ball but you kick a ball.
"He killed Jon Benet"
I fucking lost it who even is this Doolittle guy
"a dog chasing his manbun" I am Screaming
Two of my favorite people!
You two are so funny! 😂
Loved the savage commentary. 😂 pretty sure soy isoflavones are technically a weak estrogen…can they affect a man’s political leanings though? The science has yet to be determined on that hypothesis…💀
14:57 as a ukrainian, i got double-jumpscared lmao
"I waited patiently for What-Will-Be to save me, and It paid attention to me and heard my shout for help. It pulled be out of the pit of despair, out of the muck and filth. It gave me a secure place to stand; It steadied me as I walked along. It has put a new song in my mouth, a hymn of praise of our Supreme-Power-of-Nature. Many will take notice and be amazed; they will put their trust in What-Will-Be." -- Psalm 40:1-3 🙂⚧🏳⚧😸
“He looks like a creepy gym teacher”
My old world geography teacher (keep that in mind for later) was also the girls’ basketball coach. He agreed with Andrew Tate’s ideologies, which creeped me out. He was a FLAT-EARTHER who had a full-on debate with the class and that one police officer that roamed the halls. He was an asshole, which didn’t help.
UPDATE: This semester I got a biology teacher that’s an anti-masker. He refused to wear a mask anywhere during the height of the pandemic. He made a list of any place that kicked him out and will not let his family go there anymore.
Him being a flat earther and teaching world geography gives me the same vibes as my current stats teacher. He believes that climate change "isn't that bad". Like, you of ALL PEOPLE-
@@lavenderkismet4568 OH MY GOD-
Him being the girls gym coach worries me greatly
@@megand12345 Yes, it concerns me so much. The basketball team girls are all popular, so I’m not high enough on the social ladder to be let in on secrets. I’m that one kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria and concerns everyone by being the Quiet Kid. I’m the opposite online though lmao
Your geography teacher being a flat earther is mildly horrifying. I didn’t think it got more ironic and concerning than my high school bio teacher being mildly antivax and denying evolution but holy shit.
as a soyboy effeminate male myself, im getting tired of being called a beta. this is truly omegaphobic
Silence, Zeta
@@Jane-oz7pp THERES A NEW VARIANT?
The third variant
We soyboy effeminate males need to stick together. Omegaphobes should be ashamed
real talk? king shit.
As someone in highschool, don't worry! You can still be a horrible person and bully people. You can still be transphobic, homophobic, etc
And you can still be a manly "real" man
i live in the more leftist areas and i hear at least 3 attack helicopter jokes every single day 👍
Phew! Thank God! Thank the Holy Masculine Alpha Male in the sky that the next generation is still just as likely to massacre a gay club. Just what we need.
Too far?
ew
Just graduated high school can confirm
fr i live in a blue county but i got like rlly badly bullied for being gay i get so annoyed when the media acts like that doesnt happen anymore bc the dems took over
The only thing offensive about door holding is when a man refuses to walk through a door being held open by a woman simply because she's a woman. Also complimenting a woman- general rule is if you wouldn't say it to your mom/grandma, don't say it to random women/colleagues. For your friends or SO, I'd hope you would have communicated enough to know their boundaries or what is appropriate.
This happens to me all the time. I work in an office building and I always hold the door open for people no matter who it is. But a lot of older men who work in the same building will literally open the other door and not acknowledge me at all. Or they will take the door I’m holding and make me walk through first. Like what the hell im just trying to be polite they make it weird.
Or when you are super far away from the door and they just stand there waiting and you feel the need to speed walk
I’ve never heard that, but it’s brilliant and so easy to understand. I need to remember it next time someone says “you can’t even give a female a compliment anymore or you’ll catch a harassment charge”. If you wouldn’t say it to your mom/grandma, it’s inappropriate. Also: multiple times in my life men have gotten upset with me for holding the door for them.
Instructions unclear I accidentally asked coworker to pop my huge pimple on my ass/j my family is really close
Lmfao that reminds me of a time I held a door open for a lady and she got mad bc she wanted to be independent, no I’m not assuming I literally hear her talking to her daughter afterwards about how men are trying to take women’s independence by doing stuff for them 🧍 like… 😭
Apparently soy contains a high amount of phyto-estrogens, which are chemically similar to human estrogen. They’re different enough, however, that they have no actual estrogen activity in humans.
But you know what has a lot of ACTUAL estrogen, as in, the exact same hormone that’s in humans? Milk and dairy. But they don’t talk about that do they :)
The actual estrogen in cows milk is biologically inactive. Literally the first link in google when you look it up
I’m pretty sure beer does too lmao, Yknow, the “manly man drink”
@@stupidass69420 Yep, almost all the ingredients in most beers have phyto-estrogens, Wheat? Yep. Barley? Abso-fucking-lutely. Hops? Extremely so. In fact hops probably has more phytoestrogens than Soy does.
@@combatcentral7386 I guess my science is only a little better than theirs 😭
@@stupidass69420 only cringe lolberts drink beer. Real conservatives hate alcohol because it destroys t levels.
The whole thing about a “genuine compliment” is so dumb. It’s fine if a guy wants to say to a woman (or anyone else) “you look nice today”. Just keep it moving!
Don’t use it as an excuse to keep talking to her. Then it’s not a compliment, it’s an opener that you’re using to try to get something.
It’s only weird when they say something sexual or comment on your body or a specific body part.
Anything else is fine? Lol
Completely! If someone is uncomfortable about a compliment, it's because you were weird about it. The answer is to treat people like people, no exceptions
Yeah these a holes apparently don't get that a compliment is supposed to make the receiver of said compliment feel good. Not feed into their own egos or personal agendas. If you do something "nice" with ulterior motives, it's not being nice.
These alpha males r the epitome of the “nice guy”
@Is At Sea I completely agree with your stance.
As a person who’s experienced SH/SA I want to provide this take:
It took me months to feel comfortable walking around my college campus alone because of the SH, and while I get that men can also be SA/SH, it’s a lot less likely. So don’t randomly go up to a woman, especially if they are being short with their answers. All in all, read body language. It’s fine to compliment people, but don’t just randomly be like: I like your boobs- or start cat calling. It’s disgusting and uncomfortable to the ppl on the receiving end. (I’ve had friends talk about being cat called as minors- it’s so gross and upsetting that they had to deal with that shit.)
Me saying this- I’m not saying you specifically are going up to ppl and doing this. I’m just stating in general.
This country was founded by men with guns who can also perform synchronized dance routines. Haven't you seen Hamilton?! I know it's a documentary.
Don't forget that they also wore tights, wigs, makeup, and high heels (seriously).
This guy would implode before ever acknowledging that fact.
Yeah a bunch of slave owning, racist bigots who participated in genocide
They can also sing ballads and have rap battles!
i mean the military does genuinely perform synchronized dance routines as an intimidation tactic, funny as that sounds. just like a strict uniform, it's a way of showing they're disciplined and well-trained.
military people are required to swing around their little sticks and step in rhythm with the precision of a ballet dancer and they're peak masculinity but god forbid you perform a little jig for any other reason
@@cyndriftNow im imagining the military as a dance club doing tik tok dances in sync.
Jesus was so non-violent lol. These people make no sense at all. He literally said TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
He also said it's okay to for men to literally castrate themselves, if that's what God wants them to do (Matt 19:12). I legit finally decided to defy my church and do my own research into LGBTQ theory, because even as a brainwashed Evangelical, I felt like that verse gave me permission to give up on the idea that it's necessary to "be a man".
Well not LITERALLY lol I doubt he spoke engrish
The only "violent" thing he did was flip a table
@@pissapocalypse and that's cause he was pissed that they were using a church to count up taxes
That guy looks like the misogynistic gym teacher that would announce your weight in front of the whole gym class, the gym teacher that would be excited for swim because he wants to see people in their swimsuits.
Did everyone have a creepy gym teacher except for me? My gyms teachers were the LEAST creepy of the teachers
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST fr, my gym teachers were all alright
@JDMimeTHEFIRST you're not the only one, I had a gym teacher who i absolutely loved, he was so funny and he reminded me of Tony Stark
@@RavenRoss-h2i lol nice
These alpha males absolutely confuse me about what qualities it takes to be alpha or beta. If "betas are taking over" but they lack qualities like leadership and being assertive and I dunno being pushy or whatever, aren't those alpha qualities?
This message needs to be louder💀
But also if all men should try to be alpha men... who's the leader of all those alpha men? Aren't they just betas when they're listing to 'other' alpha guys???
This is straight out of the fascist playbook.
"The enemy must always be simultaneously weak and subhuman while being ever-present and running everything. It all depends on what narrative best suits the situation at the time."
We're probably not supposed to put much thought into it which is why it just doesn't add up 🤣
@@fentina They're lead by the Sigmas.
"The firearm has saved millions of lives and saved entire countries"
Okay Reid, how many lives do you think it ended? How many of those lives were innocent? And how many countries were colonized and subjugated with firearms? Hm?
Also, they live in the past. Even if people once did use them to protect themselves . . . Now, people just use them to murder people and other animals. It’s not a necessary tool in life.
these people don't like to talk about that because as soon as you bring it up, their argument is ✨gone✨
@@doodlydungeon8576It's such an astronomically high number that both sides can't even quantify it.
Don't worry, they have their own math, you see. They believe 1000
And how did it save those lives? By looking scary? No, Reid. It ends lives. But its the "greatest tool ever invented", is it?
"I feel sorry for Europeans"
said by a man whose country imprisons more people per capita than any other country on the planet, lol
Also the same man who probably idolized the founding fathers that were british.
I want to leave the US so badly. 😅
@@kulover21gal87same bro
i literally can not stop thinking about this man squatting down over his gun. i am going to cry what have you done....
Now you’ve scarred me too😰
:(
oh god!
"mom, why is dad always moaning when he cleans his gun?"
"Shut up and put your noise cancelling back on."
My shivers have been timbered
European here, currently on my 5th month of paid sick leave, grateful to be living under "socialism" ✌️
holy shit what happened?
Five months? Damn I hope you are okay-
@nerobyrne I've cPTSD thanks to all kinds of fucked up shit my mother did to me when I was growing up. Have started trauma therapy (EMDR) this year and it's extremely exhausting and demanding. So yeah, no energy for working for a while.
@vibingmeike I'm getting there, thank you ☺️
@@harmonynoharmony I hope the therapy helps you. Therapy helped me immensely with my trauma. Sending virtual hugs.
@@harmonynoharmony I do EMDR as well! Props to you for getting working through your trauma with EMDR, it’s hard. Sending all my love ❤️
truly bold of this man to assume his viewers want to hear a woman's opinion
Oh, no, that's for those trolls and liberals who watch his videos to try to use it against him. He can point her out and say "see, I had a woman tell you ALL women want MANLY men who like guns!" His viewers don't give a crap about her opinion.
I love when two people collab, who I watch, and they seem like they would never collab!
some inspo for your username:
piss
cheese
knife
army
red cross
hope that helped 🐔
@@orbeezeater THE SWISS PISS IS SO SMART
@@orbeezeater i like swiss piss
Like Danny Gonzales and Chad Chad
They do basically the same thing
Hi former marine here, the Patreon icons are marine badges (including the middle sharpshooter badge that does look ~suspiciously~ like the SS one). They signify your score on the shooting tests we have to qualify on typically annually. Just an fyi
This! Was just about to comment this, haha but thanks tho!
Was about to say this.
So he's stealing Marine iconography to seem cool, got it.
Also, I'm almost willing to bet money that he was either never in the military or was dishonorably discharged.
@@solosynapse according to his self written bio, he’s a marine veteran who served from like the 90s to 2003 I think. I honestly don’t know if this is true, and I can’t verify for sure.
@@solosynapse he was actually a marine who did time overseas. i disagree with everything he's said and he pisses me off, but he's not really stealing anything and i don't think he was dishonorably discharged either. im late responding to this but just thought i'd throw this in
may not like the guy in any way but it is true that he was in the marines
this is a collaboration i have always needed. this is seriously the best sinmas gift ever (the video ofc, not going to alpha jail).
What's sinmas?
@@combatcentral7386 This video series by Annamarie Forcino, it is a Christmas pun. She calls her audience 'Sinners' and in turn, Sin-mas.
@@combatcentral7386 it’s christmas but because anna starts all of their videos with “hello sinners” it’s sinmas. just a silly little play on words for the holidays.
As a "gun hating liberal", I still think people deserve the right to have guns. Within reason, obviously. The only big difference between me and them is wanting more universal background checks.
Yea, the alt-right want mass shooters & literal domestic terrorists to have guns, but not anyone with proper training and responsibility.
Yes. We want gun control. Not gun ban. But that's so typical Conservative thinking. To them, it's all or nothing.
I’m for guns being taken away completely but it has to be done over decades and decades because if we were take them away all at once,these brainless bags of flesh would LITERALLY start a civil war lol we just got to keep pushing slowly
I’m against all guns. Honestly, background checks if done by the cops, would be bias. An example is that kid who made a RUclips video threatening to kill women. The family called the police. They saw that he was a white man and let him keep his guns. Then he murdered some women. So the police should have been charged because they knew he had guns and let him keep them after he threatened to kill women. I n on ow cops hate women, but there was a legitimate threat they ignored. They also let men who abuse their wives keep guns. If background checks were done by other people (not cops), that would be best.
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST right im thinking like a team of psychiatrists and maybe psychologists too
12:33 that chemical is phytoestrogen. it is a type of estrogen, but because we aren't plants, it doesn't effect our estrogen levels. dairy, on the other hand, DOES, because it has actual mammalian estrogen that we can process.
Finally!! A smart take on this issue. Thanks
Is the dairy thing still true if you’re lactose intolerant?
@@bobsburgers8497 being lactose intolerant means you can't handle the lactose in milk, not that your body can't absorb the other nutrients and hormones in milk
@@bobsburgers8497 lactose intolerant means that you do not have enough of the enzyme lactase in your guts, so you won't digest milk at all leading to problems
if you buy lactase tablets or lactose-free milk, i think it will work the same as if you weren't intolerant and had normal milk
Honestly, I have nothing against the majority of people IN the military. A majority of them have been manipulated into thinking it's their only option at a good future. A friend of mine is in basic right now and last night we hung out with her and she cried and cried about how bad it was and how much she's missed everyone. All just so she can afford to go to college. The US military as an entity though? Fuck em.
"They woke us up with bombs" "I have to eat all of my meals with my left hand because of discipline"
Absolutely! I feel as though most people hate the military system, not those who are forced into it. It really is a poverty draft- people enduring literal torture just to have basic human rights like education? Awful. Hate the military, not the soldiers. Tell your friend that they've got this, and it's okay to struggle. People are here for them, and care about them.
There are so many videos of people being asked “what would they say to your recruiter?” And all respond with “fuck you” or “why did you lie”. I have a family member of mine going into the military soon and it’s really sad to see people close to me be indoctrinated
This is a general rule I heard on how to compliment women without being creepy.
Compliment on what she has choosen, not on what she can't change.
EX.
A women in a work inoform didn't choose to wear that, she has to. so complimenting her on that is creepy.
A women in the park wearing her favorite skirt will love a compliment on it, because she choose to waer it.
Another example
Complimenting a women on her eyes is creepy becuase those are just her eyes, she doesn't really have a choice on how they look
Complimenting a woman on her eye makeup is good becuase she spent time putting it on not only becuase she wants to but also it compliments her.
Exactly! But also don't bring their body into it. "I like your hair" is good, "I like the way that dress fits your body" is not.
You could compliment someone on their eyes in a non-creepy way by saying "Wow your outfit really brings out the color in your eyes!" Then you are both saying that her eyes look nice but that she also put in thought and effort into her appearance.
@solosynapse you could compliment their dress in a significantly less creepy way by saying "that dress looks good on you" bc it's not focusing specifically on their body, but on them as a person. It's less objectifying.
not the confederate flag on the whiteboard 💀
It's because the swastika flag is slightly too mask-off, I assume.
As a Tennesseean with a neighbor with an American flag AND and a confederate flag on the same pole,I gotta say that sticker is lightweight for this state lmao the average iq here looks like a gpa
This one sent me for a loop because my conservative father LITERALLY went to multiple of this mans gun classes at "valor ridge" and toting around photos of him and Reid 💀 i'm shocked he's still posting shit after so many years
“Like a dog chasing his man bun” made me laugh so hard.
I loved the unhinged, chaotic dark comedy energy of this collab. Please collab again! Delightful to hear y'all roast a trash person, and his trash takes.
Lol, if anything it's the insurance companies getting rid of dodge ball. When I worked for Girl Scouts almost every game that was banned was banned because the organization couldn't afford the insurance coverage required to play it. I imagine it's the same for schools.
That's so weird to me as a German. I never even thought about insurance like that. My kids play so many things like that in school and every child activity group. Even in Kindergarten they did that, even if only with the older kids (like 2nd and 3rd year of Kindergarten).
Do they get hurt? Sure. But they are kids. One of my kids broke their arm in preschool. They were the only who had to go and thus went to a different primary school as only the big primary schools have preschools. The school was big and had a big playing ground and they climbed something and fell. We just went to the hospital and got it treated.
I never wondered if my insurance paid or the schools. It's not like you get a bill. But I'll look into how it works, could be useful knowledge.
@@evem6154 having been born and raised American, I'm shocked that y'all were so relaxed about the broken arm. I broke my arm as a kid as well and hid it from the teachers because I didn't want my parents to have to spend the money on the ER visit. I just knew hospitals were expensive and crunchy arm needs hospital. I think that's part of why so many Americans freak out about certain dangerous sports, injuries are expensive as hell.
@@doodlydungeon8576 I mean, a broken arm is annoying, especially with a small child, but I didn't pay anything. Here, everyone is insured, period. The only thing I paid for was gas and getting the kid some glitter pens to doddle on the cast with.
I think that's a big reason our sentiment towards kids injuring themselves slightly or breaking an arm is more 'that's a hassle but they gotta learn🤷🏼♂️'. I have four kids. All of them hurt themselves playing at some point. But that's an important part of learning about the world imo. They learn natural consequences early on. And then they adapt their behavior. It makes them more thoughtful about what consequences their behavior could have, too.
I did look into it though and my kids are insured through school like anyone is through their work for accidents. It's called Unfallversicherung, accident insurance. It's automatic and paid for by the school or the boss and will pay any medical bills you get from having a work related accident or an accident on the way to or from work. So it's not even medical insurance that's paying here that's only for private accidents or other issues.
Same reason why merry go rounds and such were removed from school playgrounds
i love the way your two styles of comedy mesh, top tier collab
It is beyond cringe when someone refers to another person as a “beta male” 🤡
Just a red flag that 1) they believe in pseudoscience and/or conspiracy theory nonsense, and 2) they're compensating because they want to be an "alpha male" _so bad._
All I can ever think of when people do that is "You're a beta male sonic".
Along with the fact that the person who published the study on wolf behavior that all this talk is based on has retracted it citing flawed methodology.
Shoutout to the Real-time Sonic 06 fan dub where Mephilis calls Silver -and I quote- a “beta cuck”
Honestly I do it as a joke to make fun of guys like this. Shows how stupid it sounds
Ultradudephobic you mean