The Greeting Card that plays a vinyl record

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  • Опубликовано: 25 сен 2015
  • A record player contained inside a birthday card. See how/if it works in this video.
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  • @brunovaz
    @brunovaz 7 лет назад +12873

    What a nice birthday surprise, the person expects a happy birthday song but gets satanic summoning chant instead, it would be also nice if the record burst on fire by the end.

    • @captainlovemaker7095
      @captainlovemaker7095 7 лет назад +124

      brunogarcia omfggg laughins so hard lmaoooo

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 7 лет назад +37

      brunogarcia Funniest comment I've read in a while..Thanks for the actual laugh out loud 😅

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 7 лет назад +4

      lmao

    • @ThomasDdm
      @ThomasDdm 7 лет назад +5

      lol :D

    • @akhurricane
      @akhurricane 7 лет назад +35

      I've pissed my pants from laughing. This is an amazing card, to be honest the original happy birthday song sounds boring and cheesy anyway.. I prefer this version.

  • @echoesact.3181
    @echoesact.3181 7 лет назад +5459

    sounds like a robot melting but trying to stay positive

    • @fabi96pl
      @fabi96pl 7 лет назад +16

      E C H O E S ACT. 3 You have some creative thoughts xD

    • @shondabrown4392
      @shondabrown4392 7 лет назад +13

      E C H O E S ACT. 3. my god you are funny!!! im dying from the comment you made.

    • @icerink239
      @icerink239 7 лет назад +11

      Sounds like a blonde serial killer just right before getting hit by an ambulance

    • @echoesact.3181
      @echoesact.3181 7 лет назад +5

      icerink239 eyyy

    • @elplumaje
      @elplumaje 7 лет назад +1

      XD

  • @ShyhizzlePlays
    @ShyhizzlePlays 6 лет назад +848

    4:00 Now, *cAaAaAaN YouUoU sPiN tHe rEcOrD aT tHE cOrReEeCCt sSSssPEeEeeeD¿*

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph 3 года назад +17

      no. the answer is no.

    • @KirbyKidG
      @KirbyKidG 3 года назад +5

      This sounds like something that vinny or joel from vinesause would say

    • @cicciopasticcio1690
      @cicciopasticcio1690 3 года назад +9

      @@KirbyKidG CaN yOu S P E E E N tHe ReCoRd

    • @KirbyKidG
      @KirbyKidG 3 года назад +2

      @@cicciopasticcio1690 S P E E E E E E N

    • @N.Nocturne
      @N.Nocturne 3 года назад

      Ehe.

  • @spartan456
    @spartan456 7 лет назад +540

    4:30 When your birthday card sends a message from the depths of the 7th plane of suffering

    • @kan50805
      @kan50805 3 года назад +1

      That from hell

  • @finian2
    @finian2 7 лет назад +2827

    HaPpY bIrThDaY tO yOu

    • @takethe3lle
      @takethe3lle 5 лет назад +2

      mineofminecraft I was about to like your comment, but it would’ve been the 667th like, and I didn’t want to mess it up because the music sounds satanic

    • @darkest_yt7263
      @darkest_yt7263 5 лет назад +1

      Hehe.... Im gonna like it.

    • @takethe3lle
      @takethe3lle 5 лет назад +1

      Darkest_YT oh dang you messed it up. I guess I can like it now tho

    • @bluesillybeard
      @bluesillybeard 4 года назад +2

      from 4:41 i suppose...

    • @AjarJunkman
      @AjarJunkman 4 года назад +9

      H̻̯͖͓̞a͉͕P͇̻͘p̟̯Ỵ̙͙̱̜͇͢ ̲̟̺̻b̘̲͓̯̜IrT̶͈͔h̷̘D̛̤ą̗̙̩Y҉̠̤̭̫͖̤ ̼̤̳̞̗t͞Ó̙̦̳̩͚̗̹ ̱͙͝y̮O̡͕̹̝̯͙u͞

  • @5BILLIONplus1
    @5BILLIONplus1 7 лет назад +1726

    It sounds terrifying. You should upload the audio from the vinyl.

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  7 лет назад +173

      The manufacturer already did - link in the video description.

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 7 лет назад +21

      Sorry to break it to ya, Mat, but the sound was like a dying cat or something!

    • @BlackPatti78s
      @BlackPatti78s Год назад +12

      @@Techmoan the web page in the description is removed, when I tried to enter it 404'd

    • @etekweb
      @etekweb Год назад +9

      @@BlackPatti78s if you scroll down a bit on the 404 page, there's an updated link you can click that works

  • @theredblood2976
    @theredblood2976 7 лет назад +658

    Imagine sleeping when suddenly at 3 a.m in the night you wake up hearing this playing in a corner of your room

    • @lukmly013
      @lukmly013 3 года назад +29

      Sound itself wouldn't scare me. I'd be rather scared because, why the fuck is it playing itself?

    • @ballsacksniffer420
      @ballsacksniffer420 3 года назад +12

      Id piss on it to make it shut up

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 3 года назад +7

      Easy, eat the paper and scratch the vinyl

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 года назад +2

      Easy.
      Get a blunt object, scream as loud as you can to remove fear and replace it with momentary courage, leave the house, then burn your house.

    • @breather8758
      @breather8758 3 года назад +4

      HaPpY BirThDaY tO yOu!

  • @gasgas2689
    @gasgas2689 4 года назад +56

    That brings back memories. In the late 1970s I worked for a charity that pressed free give-away records and we made a similar cardboard player . . . but ours worked!

  • @OnTheRocks71
    @OnTheRocks71 8 лет назад +386

    Fucking nightmare fuel.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 8 лет назад +27

      +OnTheRocks You can get your money back using it as a sound track for a horror movie.

    • @Njinx_
      @Njinx_ 8 лет назад +9

      the happy birthday song is so demonic xD

  • @bigclivedotcom
    @bigclivedotcom 8 лет назад +335

    This reminds me of my first record player which was so electrically scary that I turned it by hand and played a random selection of jumble-sale 45RPM records with a violent 78RPM metal needle. It worked. I had hours of fun playing music and grinding new deeper spirals into those records.

    • @backofficeshow
      @backofficeshow 8 лет назад +17

      +bigclivedotcom record player or gramophone? :) On the topic of 'grinding new spirals' there is a chap on RUclips cutting tunes into plastic plates using a mastering machine, with the expected bad results!

  • @rik.2293
    @rik.2293 4 года назад +305

    They should put a warning label on this saying; Warning: might accidentally summon Satan.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 5 лет назад +161

    That sounds creepy

    • @StephenFasciani
      @StephenFasciani 3 года назад

      I wanted him to put it in a phono so much so we could hear what it's supposed to sound like....

    • @IS_CBR_2763
      @IS_CBR_2763 5 месяцев назад

      I did not expect you here...

    • @eVCANN
      @eVCANN Месяц назад

      SKIBIDI TOILET GUY

    • @pepsiman4708
      @pepsiman4708 17 дней назад

      Skibidi bop bop bop di di

  • @manmansgotmans
    @manmansgotmans 7 лет назад +1610

    Sounds like innocent souls suffering in hell. Great! Finally something I would gift to my loved ones

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад +12

      Madafakas McGato innocent but in hell?

    • @madhatter6790
      @madhatter6790 5 лет назад +24

      You obviously never read the Christian bible, they got dozens of ways to go to hell for small things from eating shrimp to homosexuality. Who's to say the voice on the record isn't a gay seafood connoisseur?

    • @chachachaudhary391
      @chachachaudhary391 4 года назад +1

      Evisk OnAcid I’m tempted to try and spin it correctly

    • @dellalewis6285
      @dellalewis6285 4 года назад +1

      @@madhatter6790 that was in the past. In the new testament it writes that we can eat "unclean foods" as long as we give thanks to God for the food we it. Idk about homosexuality tho. It was written that it's highly sinful in the old testament.

    • @lesterpols1526
      @lesterpols1526 4 года назад

      So im

  • @spectralv709
    @spectralv709 7 лет назад +1613

    That's quite a bit of work and preparation just to get a birthday wish from Satan himself.

    • @septilevg6897
      @septilevg6897 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @niladrikhanra
      @niladrikhanra 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @exxy7513
      @exxy7513 4 года назад +1

      hahahaha made my day

    • @htownheat193
      @htownheat193 3 года назад

      I liked it to get it at 667🤪

    • @aj9969
      @aj9969 3 года назад +5

      Might make angelic sounds if you play it backwards

  • @GR_______________________8
    @GR_______________________8 3 года назад +125

    i want to hear this record on a real player

    • @canadagood
      @canadagood 3 года назад +4

      I suspect that it would sound exactly the same!

    • @legolover25106
      @legolover25106 3 года назад +24

      @@canadagood well no because it would be at the correct speed and being able to here it better with a better needle and speakers

    • @John-TV_Random-Videos
      @John-TV_Random-Videos 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/bYpRf_JNRYc/видео.html

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 3 года назад

      @@John-TV_Random-Videos yes

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 2 года назад +2

      I wanna hear a record from a band or something played in this

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 4 года назад +12

    Many years ago (at least 50) my dad got an advertising mailout that worked on exactly the same principle. He brought it home from work and me and my brother were absolutely fascinated by it!. It has long gone now, but I clearly remember the voice on the record talking about fireproof cladding (my dad worked for a shopfitting company). What goes around, comes around.

    • @anthonygato407
      @anthonygato407 2 года назад

      y, I recall old Dr. office magazines with a page that u tear out and listen to like a record

  • @NK-xd4fu
    @NK-xd4fu 7 лет назад +1499

    Woah, how'd they get Donald Duck to sing Happy Birthday?

  • @stnyblue
    @stnyblue 7 лет назад +1776

    i played it backwards and got a bday message from the devil

    • @annelisemeier283
      @annelisemeier283 7 лет назад

      stnyblue I NEd

    • @jafroni6479
      @jafroni6479 7 лет назад +10

      stnyblue it's gonna be deathday

    • @CatastrophicConundrum
      @CatastrophicConundrum 7 лет назад +109

      stnyblue I don't even think you need to play it backwards to get the satanic birthday song

    • @stnyblue
      @stnyblue 7 лет назад +6

      The Cringe is Real LMAO

    • @lenb7275
      @lenb7275 6 лет назад +1

      stnyblue lol !

  • @somechannelidontknow7153
    @somechannelidontknow7153 4 года назад +63

    Nobody:
    the void: HApPy BiRtHdaY tO yOu

  • @imisstheromanempire
    @imisstheromanempire 4 года назад +94

    no one
    satan in your birthday party:

  • @chrispitio7177
    @chrispitio7177 7 лет назад +547

    that thing sounds like a choir of daleks

    • @TheGamingSyndrom
      @TheGamingSyndrom 7 лет назад +27

      chris pitio EXPLAIN MUSIC EXPLAIN!!!!

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +12

      EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE... whoever made this piece of shit.

    • @nembutalfaye
      @nembutalfaye 5 лет назад +3

      I’ll give this to my doctor who friend

    • @thestigmister
      @thestigmister 4 года назад +2

      DALEKS DO NOT SING!!

    • @corduroycola
      @corduroycola 4 года назад

      chris pitio I SPIT MY DRINK OUT

  • @CarlosCardoso2amissao
    @CarlosCardoso2amissao 8 лет назад +460

    And if you spins it backwords it summons Satan?

    • @Spacekriek
      @Spacekriek 8 лет назад +36

      +Carlos Cardoso I know if you play country records in reverse your ex-girlfriend comes back to you, Grampa returns from the grave, etc...

    • @DisgruntledPigumon
      @DisgruntledPigumon 8 лет назад +11

      +Carlos Cardoso I'm thinking it happens when playing forward. :P

    • @neon55
      @neon55 8 лет назад +12

      +Carlos Cardoso Thats what Nickelback albums do. Still better than playing them normally, tho.

    • @DanielFriedman
      @DanielFriedman 8 лет назад +4

      +Carlos Cardoso If you play it backwards it says "Paul is dead".

    • @dazzyboba
      @dazzyboba 8 лет назад

      +Carlos Cardoso nah just biggie smalls

  • @adhofsink1216
    @adhofsink1216 4 года назад +103

    Hidden Message: ‘Go smoke marihuana’ ‘drop school’

    • @handrawan6363
      @handrawan6363 3 года назад +2

      Coincidence? I think not

    • @geddyleesowlnose
      @geddyleesowlnose 3 года назад +3

      The prophecy

    • @smilernok
      @smilernok 2 года назад

      cannabis should be mandatory in school , first lection cannabis farming , home work would be home farming

  • @ronaldrickard3551
    @ronaldrickard3551 4 года назад +2

    you never cease to amaze me with your finds

  • @victorwilliams8853
    @victorwilliams8853 7 лет назад +200

    It sounds like a group of possessed children singing around a fire on Friday 13th

  • @tremorist
    @tremorist 8 лет назад +183

    They should have glued this on the voyager probe instead of the golden record.

    • @Spacekriek
      @Spacekriek 8 лет назад +4

      +tremorist And deprive those poor aliens from Chuck Berry ? :P

    • @bjfincher773
      @bjfincher773 8 лет назад +17

      Funnily enough, the 'record player' on Voyager works on exactly the same principle as this. It's not just a Technics that they glued to the side, it had to be completely mechanical to account for contingencies where the 'disc-overer' didn't have access to electricity.

    • @Spacekriek
      @Spacekriek 8 лет назад +2

      +captainpanic08 It kind of makes sense what you say but in the Wikipedia article concerning the golden record there is mention of the instructions supplied to an alien life form how to view the pictures, it looks like the creators of the disc assumed aliens will also use some kind of television system like our earthlings. That, of course, cannot be done mechanically but electronically.

    • @bjfincher773
      @bjfincher773 8 лет назад +1

      +Spacekriek Funny you mention that! If you're interested in this you should research Phonovision and the recordings made of John Logie Baird's mechanical television system. Recordings of non-electronic transmitted images from way back in 1932!

    • @panicBoydotcom
      @panicBoydotcom 8 лет назад +1

      +BJ Fincher disc-overer. UGH.

  • @He1IoDev
    @He1IoDev 3 года назад +9

    4:31 *This makes me feel like I'm going to die*

  • @stevetwoshedsbrough7871
    @stevetwoshedsbrough7871 7 лет назад +6

    This one was hilarious - a great effort on your part ! Thanks for the entertainment

  • @darkgladiator27
    @darkgladiator27 7 лет назад +367

    Those sounds will give me nightmares

  • @hadrien4089
    @hadrien4089 7 лет назад +190

    4:30 Sounds just like the greeting card you'll get from that neighbour who loves you in a weird way

    • @UFASTT
      @UFASTT 7 лет назад

      Hanayo Koizumi XD

    • @jasmineocean
      @jasmineocean 7 лет назад +1

      Hanayo!

    • @hadrien4089
      @hadrien4089 7 лет назад

      Jasmine Ocean heyy wanna get me sum rice imma gettin hungry

    • @jasmineocean
      @jasmineocean 7 лет назад +2

      Hanayo Koizumi of course. 🍙

    • @hadrien4089
      @hadrien4089 7 лет назад

      Jasmine Ocean thks sweetie

  • @KOVintageTech
    @KOVintageTech 4 года назад +10

    This reminds me of another birthday card. Have you seen the grooved plastic strips that you pull through your fingers with your thumbnail scraping the grooves. Sometimes you see the end attached to a balloon. The grooves produce a person saying “happy birthday.” Very cool idea. Hope you can find these and demo them for us. I’m still waiting for the DOT to create these grooves in the highway concrete to say “slow down” or whatever when you drive over them.

  • @tooties545
    @tooties545 6 лет назад +2

    I saw something similar to this demonstrated in 1980 by a Baptist missionary to Africa, where there might not be means for electricity. The one I saw worked. The hole was off center so a stick or pencil could be inserted to spin, and the paper was a thin corrugated cardboard covered in wax.

  • @altern8ive
    @altern8ive 8 лет назад +353

    sounds like a message from the realms of the afterlife :)

    • @reggiebuffat
      @reggiebuffat 8 лет назад +37

      +altern8ive I was thinking the whole time "Paul is dead"...

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 8 лет назад +9

      +Reggie Buffat Turn me on, dead man!

    • @Deadeye313
      @Deadeye313 8 лет назад +3

      +altern8ive Thought the exact same thing. Maybe a great gift for an exorcist?

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 8 лет назад

      +altern8ive Turn me on, dead man.

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 8 лет назад +689

    use a £1 for a richer sound
    badum tish

    • @Ryanbrio
      @Ryanbrio 8 лет назад +4

      +NonsensicalSpudz Oh man you sir just made my day

    • @nacho314
      @nacho314 8 лет назад

      +NonsensicalSpudz jajajajajajajajj I am still laughing!!

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 8 лет назад +1

      I'm American and I am still laughing

    • @nomisastro2000
      @nomisastro2000 7 лет назад +29

      NonsensicalVids A £2 coin will add stereo.

    • @ddragon8154
      @ddragon8154 5 лет назад

      All of my record collection is by German and French artists...
      Should I substitute the Pound coin for a Euro? :-)

  • @c4715
    @c4715 4 года назад +4

    Just ordered the Christmas one. Reminds me of a record in a science book from the 90's. Great video as always!

  • @annaarkless5822
    @annaarkless5822 4 года назад +1

    mmmmmm now this is truly that beautiful analogue sound all us vinyl junkies are looking for 😍😍

  • @jantulinja8917
    @jantulinja8917 7 лет назад +186

    "john this is a crap birthday present"

    • @Timberwolfer21
      @Timberwolfer21 7 лет назад +25

      "It cost £7.00 it was a great deal"

    • @disdia637
      @disdia637 7 лет назад +6

      "don't tell rose i used her bank account"

    • @samlee879
      @samlee879 7 лет назад +4

      John Egbert "haha jk i used yours instead"

  • @DowntimeMedia
    @DowntimeMedia 7 лет назад +212

    That song is absolutely terrifying

  • @mirandascott8058
    @mirandascott8058 5 лет назад +1

    This is cool that u can even hear any type of message on that wow

  • @petermirtitsch1235
    @petermirtitsch1235 6 лет назад

    I have a couple of them. My Mum got them years ago. They were Christmas greetings from Santa. Brings back memories.
    Mine have the disc bonded to the card.

  • @JeevesReturns
    @JeevesReturns 7 лет назад +599

    Play it backward and a satanic voice says, "you just wasted £7.00.... muahahahaha".

    • @permafrost8894
      @permafrost8894 4 года назад

      xD

    • @PSDPISDEAD
      @PSDPISDEAD 4 года назад +1

      Hahahah or GG ALLIN's Voice BITE IT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

  • @michaelcain2174
    @michaelcain2174 7 лет назад +161

    the sound it plays is the stuff of nightmares .

  • @MrVinylObsessive
    @MrVinylObsessive 6 лет назад

    Sounds wonderful!!!

  • @AbadyonYT
    @AbadyonYT 4 года назад +35

    This is so creative and so creepy

  • @ryswe
    @ryswe 7 лет назад +385

    that playback is terrifying, something from a horror movie

  • @Pazaluz
    @Pazaluz 7 лет назад +218

    Here son. My gift to you. And old demon vodoo record that'll keep you up all night.

  • @killerrr3211
    @killerrr3211 4 года назад +1

    Good stuff, pretty neat idea lol I like how the instructions say to enjoy your "Christmas music" xD

  • @Doggieman1111
    @Doggieman1111 3 года назад

    Such warmth!

  • @AliPyro
    @AliPyro 7 лет назад +313

    It sounds demented. Like a demon possesed it.

    • @j.m1807
      @j.m1807 7 лет назад +5

      But what if it possessed a demon!

    • @AliPyro
      @AliPyro 7 лет назад +4

      Poké Man Oh
      my
      god

    • @AnonYmous-zt6kr
      @AnonYmous-zt6kr 7 лет назад +11

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.....

    • @Bobzilla206
      @Bobzilla206 7 лет назад +5

      Actually sounds like a Darleck from Dr.Who.

    • @marykacyy6802
      @marykacyy6802 7 лет назад +1

      AliPyro
      Lmao was that a reference to The Amityville Horror movie
      because that scene was funny
      and it was really damn funny in the Scary Movie version

  • @nicoliciousxx
    @nicoliciousxx 7 лет назад +138

    What the hell are you trying to summon

  • @CrappyMusic-cb6bl
    @CrappyMusic-cb6bl 4 месяца назад +2

    Listening to a metal record on this would be metal as hell

  • @LilDroidBlue
    @LilDroidBlue 6 лет назад

    Kind of reminds me of the novelty of rolling a paper cone and playing the record through that. I've only ever done it with the Grease soundtrack, since there were four copies laying around the family home alone.

  • @-ninjanOodlez
    @-ninjanOodlez 7 лет назад +547

    Thanks I was looking for something to get for my wife's birthday. Now I know what NOT to get her.

  • @angelobloodfest
    @angelobloodfest 7 лет назад +72

    it's only a matter of time before our smartphones becomes the next ancient artifacts.

    • @Timberwolfer21
      @Timberwolfer21 7 лет назад +11

      "Hey bill I found an IPhone 7 plus"
      "Oh that's trash"

    • @angelobloodfest
      @angelobloodfest 7 лет назад +5

      Robert Rivet lol no headphone jack because the "future is wireless"...... also no wireless charging. because reasons.

    • @dtech1218
      @dtech1218 7 лет назад +4

      Robert Rivet its already trash...

    • @finaltransconfigurat
      @finaltransconfigurat 4 года назад

      What is this ancient device you guys speak of?

  • @Audi1081
    @Audi1081 6 лет назад

    That’s so cool!! Thanks for posting

  • @michaelcanode7256
    @michaelcanode7256 4 года назад +4

    "What do Klingons listen to on their birthdays?" -- "Things that send cold chills down your spine,... like the Recard!" GREAT DISCOVERY, TECHMOAN!!

  • @Techmoan
    @Techmoan  8 лет назад +2600

    Answer to an anticipated question:
    No the record cannot be played on a typical record player because the spindle hole is smaller than normal.
    Yes, you could probably make the hole in the record larger....but surely there are better things to do with your time. It's a lot easier to click this link to hear what's on the recard www.recards.co.uk/hear-what-s-on-the-7-vinyl/

    • @adamstommes2850
      @adamstommes2850 8 лет назад +57

      I love that it says if you can't see the link to sound cloud on your mobile phone than use a computer.

    • @TheChipmunk2008
      @TheChipmunk2008 8 лет назад +2

      +Adam Stommes Yeah as if anyone would be trying to do that on a mobile device anyway LOL

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 8 лет назад +1

      It produces very weak sound

    • @DiscoMikaSweden
      @DiscoMikaSweden 8 лет назад +26

      +Techmoan Haha, the recording they play in that soundclip is a studio recording in which they put some vinyl sound between the sound clips. It's Absolutely I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E to turn the record in such accurate speed by hand, even a real recordplayer with real vinyl is. Too bad many of these gifts probably never will be used. =) Thanks for the video!

    • @jamiewilliamson9829
      @jamiewilliamson9829 8 лет назад

      +Techmoan Would this work with standard vinyls such as singles?

  • @KelceyNickson
    @KelceyNickson 7 лет назад +52

    I thought it was going to have a mini motor. It would be worth the $2 more... What a fail.

  • @Mungo2013
    @Mungo2013 4 года назад

    Thank you! I know what to buy for my son for the Xmas now!

  • @jasonyoung3070
    @jasonyoung3070 7 лет назад +2

    i have to say if i say one of those id have to buy it lol thanks for sharing that fun lil card with us

  • @MerseyBilly
    @MerseyBilly 8 лет назад +16

    Reminds me of a birthday card my father bought for his mother in the early 60s. It was actually a four-sided card that could be played on a standard record player playing, of course, Happy Birthday Mother plus a message. As my grandmother didn't have a player, it was never sent, so I still have it. A pure novelty. I was also reminded of the 'make-your-own-record' booths in which for a half-crown coin (2/6d / 12½p), one could make a two-minute recording onto a 45rpm disk. I used these booths a lot in the 60s for sending messages to my penfriends abroad, but some hopefuls used them as mini demo recordings to send to record producers. After all, it was 60s Liverpool and the MerseyBeat sound was in full swing.

  • @256paperxx
    @256paperxx 7 лет назад +218

    you're the ashens of vinyl records

  • @hebertjerome
    @hebertjerome 6 лет назад

    very clever bit of kit there it is a good educational tool as well.

  • @colorsfly
    @colorsfly 5 лет назад

    I had a promo record system like this of Ford in the early 70ties and this was working real fine...

  • @professionalcunt5966
    @professionalcunt5966 7 лет назад +88

    God, that sounds horrifying

  • @tony.hiscox
    @tony.hiscox 8 лет назад +209

    This kind of thing has been around for probably 40 years

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  8 лет назад +27

      +HISATdotCOM Yes indeed it has.

    • @casportflyers
      @casportflyers 8 лет назад +32

      +Techmoan Blu Ray too. Each one has a embedded message. If you dont hear it, press down harder on the needle.
      If it still doesnt work, try the most expensive BR you own.
      Limited edition blurays have the best messages. goodluck!!!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 лет назад +2

      +Джейсон Хичкок omg love your idea

    • @TotalRookie_LV
      @TotalRookie_LV 8 лет назад +2

      +Джейсон Хичкок
      I was about to propose to cut out a smaller piece of cardboard to put under the vinyl, but your idea with CD seems to be much better one.
      Except, getting an unneeded CD might turn out to be a problem. I actually used damaged 3.5" floppies and CD-Rs as beverage coasters, but since thumbdrive and cloud service era started, I don't have then anymore.

    • @panicBoydotcom
      @panicBoydotcom 8 лет назад +2

      +Джейсон Хичкок wouldn't the washer introduce a ton of wobble?

  • @solderist
    @solderist 4 года назад

    the search for random videos during this quarantine helped me discover this. Glad, but a bit terrified, that I knew this exists

  • @emin86
    @emin86 4 года назад

    I was waiting for you playing the vinyl on a standard record player.

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass 8 лет назад +32

    Just what I wanted, a happy birthday greeting from hell...

  • @breebw
    @breebw 8 лет назад +19

    4:28 one million nicker saved on sound engineer, for anyone making a horror film.
    Theres the entire film's sound needs right there.

  • @dreyahestrella8154
    @dreyahestrella8154 9 месяцев назад

    “Yeah let’s be clear I trust no one.” this line is so accurate for me. Like in my life, this line takes it home.

  • @aranyakm
    @aranyakm 4 года назад

    This is fantastic!

  • @skyerenard8939
    @skyerenard8939 7 лет назад +19

    the way it was doing the happy birthday just reminds me of the horror movies where the record player plays but not at proper speed and is creepy sounding

  • @franklinblankenship8991
    @franklinblankenship8991 7 лет назад +41

    so interesting to me the principles and dynamics of vinyl recording in the original way, that the actual sounds are transcribed through vibration. ...no digital...no magnets...just airwave vibrations making notches in wax...pure frequency. ...I can understand why people believe it's the medium with the best audio fidelity....I've heard of a guy who can "read" a record by deciphering the notches, and tell you what's on it... (of a limited catalogue , I'm sure)...also neat how on a record player, if you turn the speaker off, you can hear the sound coming from the record at the needle...

    • @harysandedorito6088
      @harysandedorito6088 7 лет назад +1

      +Franklin Blankenship I found out the same thing by accident.

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 2 года назад +5

      The really old players from early 1900's didn't even use electricity.

  • @Night-Jester
    @Night-Jester 4 года назад

    I watched a while ago and I still think it's a fun and neat idea for a birthday card. I would love to get one and would keep it as long as I could (I do that with every birthday card regardless but still).

  • @TimejaHaruka
    @TimejaHaruka 3 года назад +1

    I still remember video about greeting cards that were playable as vinyl. And now a greeting card that plays a vinyl. What a crazyness

  • @mrtannzr
    @mrtannzr 7 лет назад +21

    the souls of the damned wish you a happy birthday.

  • @Skillet98
    @Skillet98 7 лет назад +20

    Yeah, because that's what I want... to be serenaded on my birthday by demonic banshees...

  • @raymondjacques7378
    @raymondjacques7378 4 года назад

    Lol so cool 😎👍🏻
    I love your clips 🤣👍🏻👍🏻

  • @freeman10000
    @freeman10000 4 года назад

    I remember these from back in the day (late 70's). From memory the quality and ease of use was better back then too.

    • @amysmith7998
      @amysmith7998 4 года назад

      Are you talking about vinyl records in general or these exact birthday card things??

  • @SpartanLaserCanon
    @SpartanLaserCanon 8 лет назад +103

    HAHAHAH Still better sound quality than you get with any crosley record player

    • @jackkevillemedia
      @jackkevillemedia 8 лет назад +36

      Better build quality too!

    • @happylp501
      @happylp501 7 лет назад +8

      Harrison Crutcher Apply water to burned area

    • @endeavor8850
      @endeavor8850 7 лет назад +5

      Harrison Crutcher better sound quality than Beats.

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j 5 лет назад +1

      @@endeavor8850 Depends on the product, the BeatsX sound great. Anything else is garbage

  • @saugokites
    @saugokites 8 лет назад +10

    Dear Techmoan, vinyl fits perfectly fine on record player (Sharp SH-400E), I have just tested it and played the greeting.

    • @Techmoan
      @Techmoan  8 лет назад +7

      +saugokites it doesn't go over the spindle on a Sansui Q7

    • @term-827
      @term-827 8 лет назад +1

      +Techmoan Can you switch out the spindles for a smaller one? sorry, i'm new to vinyl records.

  • @isaacness2647
    @isaacness2647 4 года назад

    Happy bday, yours truly, Satán

  • @piggugudu1327
    @piggugudu1327 6 лет назад +1

    That's so cool!

  • @DamianDeEu
    @DamianDeEu 7 лет назад +5

    I love the warm sound from the vinyl!

  • @BeemerTwelve
    @BeemerTwelve 8 лет назад +20

    After reviewing 23.678 useless dash cams techmoan is finally reviewing useful stuff.

  • @lastkazakh621
    @lastkazakh621 3 года назад +1

    As a proof of concept, this is amazing.💓

  • @shibolinemress8913
    @shibolinemress8913 3 года назад +1

    I'd love to have heard that on one of your regular turntables!

  • @butwait
    @butwait 7 лет назад +26

    playing this video in the car spawned three demons in the rear seat

  • @nanakanisucre
    @nanakanisucre 7 лет назад +76

    cool idea but horrible execution

  • @MagitudeOfHorror
    @MagitudeOfHorror 3 года назад

    Very nice! It's a "The Daleks from 1963 sing Happy Birthday" Birthday Card!

  • @darwindalia3140
    @darwindalia3140 4 года назад +1

    REALLY AMAZING

  • @murathansimsek5578
    @murathansimsek5578 7 лет назад +66

    A great gift for my enemies

  • @sneedsfeedandseed5295
    @sneedsfeedandseed5295 7 лет назад +38

    **Opens card** ITS THE NUTSHACK!

  • @jackmcafee6510
    @jackmcafee6510 6 лет назад +27

    4:30
    This is what hell sounds like

  • @Noosic
    @Noosic 4 года назад

    Whoa! Feel that bass!

  • @cynaptic115
    @cynaptic115 7 лет назад +33

    that audio is terrifying

  • @Kamaitachi5587
    @Kamaitachi5587 7 лет назад +23

    Do you want Cthulhu? Because that's how you get Cthulhu.

    • @Bender1
      @Bender1 7 лет назад +2

      Kamaitachi5587 Lovecraft would be proud!

  • @rosendorivas3333
    @rosendorivas3333 5 лет назад +1

    nice idea. could be a great sorprise. thank you