assassinations in virtual reality hit harder... (Hitman VR)
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2022
- Hitman 3 in virtual reality is pretty weird, but it's the funny kind of weird that lets you crush people with a wine press. Welcome to Hitman VR in Mendoza.
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That man was so lucky to be able to test crustys squish device
It was a lot of pressure to be that guy, but he didn't wine about it. Honestly he's the kind of hero we all preserve
@@IAmCrusty greetings lord crusty.
That was so awesome! I got a laugh out of that
I agree
5:25 that npc was so petrified at what crusty said he just had to break the laws of npc's and actually respond to the player
this feels like im watching a modern dayJack Sparow play a game
drunk and nonsensical but somehow getting away with it all despite that
That’s what I’m saying
good it wasn't just me thinking that...
"We're past G. There's no time for 'gurgle'," absolutely sounds like a Johnny Depp improve line.
I like how Crusty makes this trained merciless assassin completely socially awkward.
Hahaha it's part of the act hahahahaah
@@IAmCrusty sure it is
He's 4ight
lol exactly
His joy is contagious
9:25 I have never seen a man go bonk so gracefully in my life...
Crusty never misses a shot he always hits his intended target of striking fear in his enemies hearts several times before finally unaliving them.
It's their fault for not running after the first warning shot.
"Billy was a waiter man who couldn't wait his turn! So Crusty was a hitman-man who STUFFED HIM IN AN URN!" That has got to be the best thing I've heard this year
Edit: it sti is the best thing I've heard this year
I know
05:23
Well, that IS the only appropriate response to that. And the timing was perfect, seems like Crusty's monologues permeate the fourth wall now.
11:20 till 11:28 is how I feel daily 😂
1:39 That little *clap clap* got me! 🤣
This guy sounds and acts like Jack Sparrow, I LOVE IT!!!!!
same here lmao
Keith Richards mixed with a psycho killer
that is so true
I was just thinking that
Please, keep the Hitman stuff coming, Sir Crusty. Very entertaining if I do say so myself!!
they're my favourite videos as well
Jack Sparrow at it again!
*Dying to high-speed lead poisoning*
Crusty: Well that's my evening ruined.
He only said his *evening* was ruined.
I'll take this to imply that Crusty is immortal and this is only a minor inconvenience.
Let's goo perfect timing
his dance moves are fire
As a Czech I appreciate Humoresque from Antonín Dvořák at the beginning.
Crusty is my inner little kid voice every time I play VR 😂 I love it! Your videos never fail to make me laugh!
The fact that the fish makes a reappearance in every episode I’ve watched so far makes this so much more enjoyable.
I swear we need a vr game like this from the ground up for vr
Yes please.
it could be called "CRUSTYVR"
Crusty really knows how to "take care" of witnesses to his work
I love this video, the briefcase bit at the beginning and the I want to find someone to push always has me laughing
4:53 may I have some of that jam good sir?
Bring your own jars and watch out for nails
@@IAmCrusty will do.
Excellent, this is all going according to plan
@@ContantWife stop promoting yourself
This is Crusty’s show
Your content is so good whilest so underrated. It’s just masterpiece!! Super funny and good video as always
You're too kind! And I appreciate it immensely
@@IAmCrusty No I appreciate you! You’re the inspiration for me
The musical bits add a nice touch of Walt Dysentery to the proceedings.
This man's dark sense of humor warms my insides lol good news everyone we've got jam 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that crusty is a normal person in real life and in VR he turns into a awkward but psycho assassin
5:22 perfectly timed reaction from the npc 🤣
Crusty your meltdown on this video is hilarious, it always makes me laugh ❤
Thanks for the morning laughs .
"what moisturizer do you use? it's not working"
quote of the year 2022
This guy would be a riot to hire for a party to just go around making scenes lol
I love he's character role 🤣🤣🤣⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Definitely need more of this, Love it!!!
Omg yes. Best vr youtuber ever. Please continue to cause chaos thanks :)
2:47 “Look out” >Punches woman< 😂😂
Oh crusty how you make my day better 😌 loving the hitman content!
Just what I needed today ❤️
"Good news everyone! We've Got jam"
Intro is immaculate
Video is immaculate
Please do more hitman it is the best content of all time
You're so hilarious I'm crying!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ContantWife no not really but that's really cool. I hope you'll get a lot of subscribers one day.😊
Words can't express how much I needed to come across your content. I didn't think I'd be able to genuinely laugh and smile again for a while.. the pains still there but this helps so much.. Happily subscribed and can not wait to watch all these videos and see your future content!
These videos make my day. Pure gold.
Perfection 🥰
this is def one of my fav Hitman vids!
Perfect, another Crusty Video
Just discovered you a few days ago. Im loving these hitman vr videos. Your hilarious
I saved this for Monday morning. Now my week will be better ☺️
Keep the Hitman Videos coming love it.
This is just great!
The Scream is SO relatable!
OMG, the grape squisher was baller!
The indiscriminate firing at the end was the piece de resistance my friend.
Brilliant as always
Controllable arms and hands are the greatest thing VR had visited upon us.
I love this you're so phychotic It's hallarious, gives me Joker vibes.
Jack sparrow x joker lol
Love your vids bro , keep going with the amazing funny jokes
More! The rage is awesome 😭🪓
Good news we have jam .... after a crappy day this is so enjoyable, and the fish returns ... laughing so hard - thanks Crusty.
Makes my day , truly hilarious
This was brilliant
I found your channel a few days ago and i have been loving your videos since....KEEP UP THE GREAT CONTENT
Instead of running he stood there arms up in amazement, excited to try the squish machine.
Another awesome video. I wonder if they ever gonna make Pirates of the Caribbean VR game, then Crusty can play as himself. 😁
I think if that happened I would be conscious of it and then would actually fake a voice lol
@@IAmCrusty But it still gonna be a great video nonetheless. 👍
Hitman is endless content!!! I also enjoyed watching your videos on this, and your imagination is on point! lol
Don’t worry Crusty, you’ll get the likes you deserve!
This is top notch stuff, seriously funny! 🤣
so glad i found your channel crusty
Hitman is perfect for your style of comedy
And that’s how you take a game rated ***VIOLENT*** ,and make it ***VIOLENTER!***
how have I only just found you? omg I have been in tears listening to you mate think I've found my new youtube favourite ! amazing work
the mingling scene at the beginning of the party was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
I love how he always sounds drunk!
"GOOd news everyone. We Got Jam" LMAO
lmao... thanks for the chuckle...
The coolest area my god
“What moisturizer do you use? ‘Cause it isn’t working” I have a cold and I laughed so hard to the point where I now need to clean up 😂
YOUR CONTENT IS SOO GOOD KEEP MAKING IT
The way Crusty plays this makes it feel like a Hunter S. Thompson simulator
what a polite gentleman for helping crusty test the squish device
This video made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
I literally died when he said “I’ve got some news for ya” woman takes briefcase to side of face” omg lol
I love how crusty is asasin but hes scared of socity
I like this series
U are AMAZING!
4:55 they deserve that for no lock out tag on that squisher
I don't know how it plays but VR is such an amazing tool for such RP comedy.
Best awkward party simulator ever!
You are my favorite RUclips
Unbelievable what some minds can come up with ...
By the looks of it the squish device looks very fun
He's had to dream the magic hands🤣🤣🤣
And ur merch is awesome
9:27 he got da hops
Bro I’m so addicted to ur videos😍😍
Found you channel today, but I love your content, it made my day better
Welcome! We do dumb stuff here
@@IAmCrusty Thank you, I'll fit in perfectly then
Oh I love this guy…😂
My god gut busting laughter 🤣🤣🤣