inviting me to the party was a huge mistake... (Hitman VR)

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  • Hitman 3 in virtual reality is better when you attempt a one life kill everyone challenge. It's funny how Hitman VR brings out the best in me :)
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  • @steveh3206
    @steveh3206 2 года назад +236

    "There it is, my most nefarious act yet..." shoots dog's grave "That topped it". Just genius

    • @Endeavr_
      @Endeavr_ 2 года назад +2

      Literally scrolled to the comments for that LOL. First one.

    • @pleon13822
      @pleon13822 2 года назад +1

      Where?

  • @deanb6899
    @deanb6899 2 года назад +97

    Crusty: "Are those bird droppings?"
    *L I C K S*
    Crusty: "... Why did I taste them? *chuckles* The world is full of mystery."

  • @trieshardgaming
    @trieshardgaming 2 года назад +186

    Its the small attention to detail. As he's walking to the guy near his garage, he runs his hands along the car as he's walking towards the man. 10/10

    • @pleon13822
      @pleon13822 2 года назад +2

      Where?

    • @mikeeru
      @mikeeru Год назад +2

      @@pleon13822 near his garage

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 5 месяцев назад

      *Mark the time, ass.*

  • @earth9651
    @earth9651 2 года назад +61

    "You don't have the BALLS to finish the job!!"
    "Have... have you been paying any attention at all?"
    "NO!!!"
    XD

    • @nickthelick
      @nickthelick Год назад +2

      That WAS a perfect piece of dialogue there indeed!
      ✌😁👍

    • @johnoswald1595
      @johnoswald1595 7 месяцев назад

      Best piece of dialogue for me in this one lol.

    • @deanraney1049
      @deanraney1049 3 месяца назад

      She definitely wanted to forever sleep

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 2 года назад +130

    Just seeing that thumbnail, and you know it will be family friendly fun times for all, with Crusty. 😃

    • @twfaucet
      @twfaucet 2 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @kowell
      @kowell 2 года назад +4

      Hey kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time for Uncle Crusty's wacky tacky doozy super amazing family friendly fun time! Now with 300% more death!

    • @TwistedChasingRBLX
      @TwistedChasingRBLX 2 года назад

      Haha 😂

    • @TwistedChasingRBLX
      @TwistedChasingRBLX 2 года назад +1

      @@kowell oh my god 😂

    • @hank8872
      @hank8872 2 года назад

      Ha

  • @billyJasonMichael
    @billyJasonMichael 2 года назад +3

    0:50 "Ok. Show yourself." . ... *gazing into your eyes*

  • @brokenhookgames7006
    @brokenhookgames7006 2 года назад +30

    Crusty is criminally underrated hes by far the best VR player on youtube and thats not even getting into his non vr content

  • @ItsJBStar
    @ItsJBStar Год назад +2

    1:39 those dodges were sick

  • @valecasini
    @valecasini 9 месяцев назад +3

    11:00 the timing of the applause with the "saving" 😂😂

  • @HMJKS2000
    @HMJKS2000 2 года назад +4

    Imagine Jack Sparrow gets the joker serum injected in him and is let loose in a small town

    • @Vampyratus
      @Vampyratus 2 месяца назад

      And sometimes I feel there is a hint of Clayface's overacting, now and then XD

  • @bowserh2012345
    @bowserh2012345 2 года назад +12

    6:23 Polite people knock, unpolite people die - Crusty
    Also
    6:30 Bouboubagagaboubou - Crusty

  • @jaromirdohnalek8656
    @jaromirdohnalek8656 2 года назад +14

    When you need him the most, he delivers ❤️

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 2 года назад +21

    Isn't that basically what Crusty has been doing on every episode?

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +15

      no this time everybody dies intentionally

  • @michaelyobs4448
    @michaelyobs4448 2 года назад +27

    Looking forward to this! Every video by this awesome dude is a guaranteed laugh and pure enjoyment!

  • @baigagee
    @baigagee 2 года назад +21

    Eyo Crusty I just found your channel ... and I can't stop watching your videos !!... You're super talented!! I love your voice and impressions and the choice of elegant words that you use. You sound like a super amazing villan who's actually also a cool guy for some weird reason xD Bro keep on doing what you're doing and I have never fallen in love with someone's content this fast... Love you bro and thanks for putting a smile on our faces

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +10

      You glorious minx with your lovely words! Very much appreciated!

  • @nigesgamingchannel9699
    @nigesgamingchannel9699 2 года назад +5

    When I saw that you had named your fish for me I, like Alexander, wept, for there were no more worlds to be conquered. I am forever humbled, sir.

  • @KingOfTheCosmos
    @KingOfTheCosmos 2 года назад +2

    I love this Crusty!

  • @hybrid8742
    @hybrid8742 2 года назад +11

    Crusty and Nigel are the best duo! Definitely better than Batman and Robin! 😂

  • @heghproudpaw84
    @heghproudpaw84 2 года назад +8

    Sad when he had to shoot William, he was such a good guy. Would give his vinyl patches to other inflatables that needed them more. Was also best man at my sisters wedding.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +1

      He may have been the best man but his speech was a real let down

  • @Imagetherealist
    @Imagetherealist Год назад +2

    17:35 YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO FINISH THE JOB
    Crusty; Have you not been pating attention

  • @miklosholloszabo
    @miklosholloszabo 2 года назад +48

    Man, you're just brilliant! How do you come up with so much genius nonsense? You made my day.
    P.S. I'd love to know William crocodile background. Why did he have to die after all that ...

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +46

      Honestly I just open my mouth and stupid comes out

    • @ImTheRealShark
      @ImTheRealShark 2 года назад +1

      because my legs broke I couldn't get to the river with sir Nigel the fish so I was spared

    • @mrmeme1950
      @mrmeme1950 2 года назад +1

      @@IAmCrusty That is an inspirational quote

    • @gangsterz9591
      @gangsterz9591 2 года назад

      @@IAmCrusty what is taking so long for a new video

    • @birdie3206
      @birdie3206 2 года назад +1

      "Honestly I just open my mouth and stupid comes out" - (Iam)Crusty, 2022
      also @Gangsterz, Crusty said in a newer video that **he** (Idk crusty's pronouns) had eye surgery recently, and **he** can't look at a screen as easy or whatnot, especially VR, so expect about- 2 videos a week

  • @trollololol4601
    @trollololol4601 2 года назад +2

    I used to watch u like 5 years ago when u played shoppe keep and I finally got the game and it inspired me to go find ur channel again and I’m glad I did :)

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад

      What a throw back! Welcome back!

  • @psymongodden
    @psymongodden 2 года назад +12

    Hello Crusty!!... Only discovered you the other week , watching your VR Hitman and Starwars videos. Excellent stuff... You made me splatter my monitor with biscuit as I was laughing so much!!!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +9

      I think I just unlocked an achievement reading that and I enjoyed it

    • @ZerowiththeZ
      @ZerowiththeZ 2 года назад

      And ur proud of the genocide and u always will :D (especially me)

  • @retroalienfreakazoid4809
    @retroalienfreakazoid4809 Год назад +1

    "you lucky little sausage" that made me lose my shit laughing 😂😂😂

  • @sarcasticskully1669
    @sarcasticskully1669 2 года назад +2

    The Joker's got nothing on Crusty

  • @lamCracky
    @lamCracky Год назад +2

    your like the kid at the party that says "BRING OUT THE SNAKES"

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 2 года назад +1

    This time it's the fish that does the battering.

  • @bigboyfaygo
    @bigboyfaygo 2 года назад +2

    How could a human be this funny

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 2 года назад

      Don't you know? He isn't human...

    • @bigboyfaygo
      @bigboyfaygo 2 года назад

      @@infnitvlt618 damg i almost forgot

  • @rolirolster
    @rolirolster 2 года назад

    "Madam don't panic! I need a human shield" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingxd3ath_arts485
    @kingxd3ath_arts485 2 года назад +4

    14:45 this part had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZAKKBURTON97
    @ZAKKBURTON97 2 года назад +2

    Slip into someone’s skin and slither around the neighbourhood 💀🤣

  • @MrJef_Paints
    @MrJef_Paints 2 года назад +3

    Ah a breath of fresh air. By mere chance I found this gem of a channel. The embodiment of pure entertainment and muffins hahahaha.

  • @NaughtyGnats
    @NaughtyGnats 2 года назад +1

    This needs to be animated

  • @SWDude2710
    @SWDude2710 2 года назад +12

    14:01 the timing on this gag reminds me of the pacing of ASDF movie gags, and it works really well with Crusty's style! Maybe for the next ASDF movie, TomSka should hire you as one of the voice actors for it! :0
    Also, someone should make a kill count list for Crusty in this video, because, damn, that was such a lot of kills in one video!

  • @verdiguy
    @verdiguy 2 года назад +1

    There's so much of Claude Rains as the Invisible Man in Crusty's delivery, especially the delightfully insane little chuckles. So enjoyable on so many levels.

  • @happyplague5174
    @happyplague5174 2 года назад +21

    This man acts like a psychopathic Jack Sparrow, and I love it!

    • @kingfraust
      @kingfraust 2 года назад

      im glad i wasnt the only one getting that vibe aha

    • @drumm3r_b0y27
      @drumm3r_b0y27 2 года назад

      Frrrrr

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 2 года назад

      This whole "Jack Sparrow" forced meme has to die. He doesn't sound anything like that.

    • @kingfraust
      @kingfraust 2 года назад +1

      @@SotiCoto he doesn't sound like that to you. Clearly he does to the ones saying he does, its weird to tell people they're wrong for an opinion when your claims are also coming from an opinion.

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 2 года назад

      @@kingfraust: I mean there is something very fishy about so many people saying he does when his voice is completely different. Different tone, different pitch, different laugh, different behaviour.
      Given all that, the most probable explanation is that this is some sort of weird running joke / meme rather than anyone actually, literally believing he sounds anything like Captain Jack Sparrow.
      The SECOND most probable explanation is that he is just British and Muricans are too unfamiliar with the nuances of British accents to distinguish between them at all.

  • @Exitof99
    @Exitof99 2 года назад

    Nice! 1:05 his hat is just a brim around his forehead and a tiny cap on his scalp.

  • @blackphanty1780
    @blackphanty1780 2 года назад +1

    Crusty deserve million subscribers

  • @polarwind77777
    @polarwind77777 2 года назад +1

    New favorite IAmCrusty video.

  • @jarvisogletree6020
    @jarvisogletree6020 Год назад

    3:38 They call it "Hard Hat" for a reason 😂😂

  • @laststeak9468
    @laststeak9468 2 года назад +1

    the game got so tired of you killin Crusty it temporarily disconnected! 😂🤣

  • @userwoodsman1115
    @userwoodsman1115 2 года назад +2

    I laughed from the start to the end . Absolutely brilliant with a slight undertone of psychotic mania ! Lol Thanks for the laughs

  • @ericwillings843
    @ericwillings843 2 года назад +1

    Yeah you made me laugh over and over again needed that alot awesome

  • @TheRealThrownPotato
    @TheRealThrownPotato 2 года назад +1

    You would be the best bad guy in a comedy movie no doubt

  • @jgarcia1925
    @jgarcia1925 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit this makes every day better for me watching these videos

  • @TheQuietKidsBackpack
    @TheQuietKidsBackpack Месяц назад

    Everyone of these is like a movie
    Absolutely hilarious😂😂

  • @Mattspuun
    @Mattspuun 2 года назад

    "Hey... hey... hey.. special delivery!" *pulls out a gun* that was a easy one. lol.

  • @powerdragon3577
    @powerdragon3577 2 года назад +1

    rest in peace william.. rest in peace.

  • @IamP0ncho
    @IamP0ncho 2 года назад +2

    I’m fuckin ready

  • @Vledos43
    @Vledos43 2 года назад

    "Fish Can Help." Crusty for President, 2024

  • @Noname-1954
    @Noname-1954 4 месяца назад

    Captain Price just went crazy

  • @starcomtachyon
    @starcomtachyon 2 года назад

    The politician survive over and over was hilarious to me. “Please god” *wastes last bullet* “you lucky sausage…”

  • @dandi1887
    @dandi1887 2 года назад

    Murder is not the answer.
    It's the solution.
    Also, RIP William.

  • @sirswaggs2787
    @sirswaggs2787 2 года назад +1

    Crusty is just modern day Jack Sparrow

  • @oryantsionov5389
    @oryantsionov5389 Месяц назад

    A small detail..he is taking like the joker and captain jack Sparrow together 😂😂

  • @NovaTheFusky
    @NovaTheFusky 2 года назад +1

    As a real life garbage man I'm terrified

  • @giovannigonzalez7864
    @giovannigonzalez7864 Год назад

    "I won't miss you"
    Npc lady proceeds to matrix style dodge 5 bullets*
    Yes, I counted.🤣
    Love this channel.

  • @francis234
    @francis234 2 года назад +3

    Sir Nigel Fish seems to be the only one with a hint of sanity in this whole fiasco!

    • @jenkins80526
      @jenkins80526 2 года назад +1

      I frickin love the names he comes up with for characters, including fish and alligators

  • @TrizziTV
    @TrizziTV 2 года назад

    "You lucky little sausage" 😭🤣

  • @Super_Nova1234
    @Super_Nova1234 2 года назад +1

    Just had a chance to relax and watch some YT, saw Crusty did a video and got so excited! Lol! I need the laughs! :) You are Fantastic! :)

  • @laylapewatualuk9681
    @laylapewatualuk9681 2 года назад +5

    Crusty is so hilarious 😂

  • @bobbobbybobinsonsminimovie4492

    Rip William. We will remember you.

  • @sidgreentherhymeofreason
    @sidgreentherhymeofreason Год назад

    This whole video made me laugh so hard I couldn't hardly breathe

  • @bieregrillsfaitdesvideos5189
    @bieregrillsfaitdesvideos5189 2 года назад +2

    You change my way to play Hitman in VR, you are so funny love your videos 😍😍

  • @teyanuputorti7927
    @teyanuputorti7927 2 месяца назад

    great way to complete the mission

  • @ftuT
    @ftuT 2 года назад +20

    This one was pretty disturbing. Crusty's kind of a bumbling psychopathic detective, always with a mission that goes wrong, but this one truly had a mass murderer very realistic vibe like any real recent American massacre.

  • @WilliamJohnson-pw3cc
    @WilliamJohnson-pw3cc 2 года назад

    I love the evil crusty laugh 😂 it makes me laugh along eeevery time 🤣

  • @Vampyratus
    @Vampyratus 2 месяца назад

    13:40 I can't believe you killed Stan Lee!!

  • @nehshawhitehouse733
    @nehshawhitehouse733 Год назад

    That poor inflatable crocodile 🐊 never did any harm😅

  • @SorcererVtuber
    @SorcererVtuber 2 года назад

    Crusty has become Moon Knight

  • @hybrid8742
    @hybrid8742 2 года назад +4

    crusty is the best!😂

  • @argus194
    @argus194 2 года назад +1

    my man is acting like Joker xD

  • @JTKaeloo
    @JTKaeloo 2 года назад

    Watching this video it gets me thinking.
    We need a VR game that like an 80s slasher film, you could play as the killer and kill people in cool and unique ways

  • @SoftEllaz
    @SoftEllaz Год назад

    *crusty* :Moles huh? *shoots man*

  • @bennyjax1237
    @bennyjax1237 2 года назад

    It’s finally here!

  • @alexandrubusuioc2197
    @alexandrubusuioc2197 2 года назад

    Little.did crusty know, I was in the bush the whole time

  • @lora2803
    @lora2803 2 года назад

    Fish is the best weapon ever!

  • @GIJane-nr2xm
    @GIJane-nr2xm 2 года назад

    Thank you very much indeed

  • @saintedheathen6182
    @saintedheathen6182 9 месяцев назад +1

    That's why I threw a fish at your face 😂😂😂

  • @bullinchinashop7357
    @bullinchinashop7357 Год назад +1

    As you kill one of the npcs i get a achievement on xbox called death of the party and it made me laugh

  • @drbomdaydayboms4890
    @drbomdaydayboms4890 2 года назад +1

    Is it just me or is the mans forehead sticking up from the hat xD 1:05

  • @WeAreNotUrKind
    @WeAreNotUrKind 2 года назад

    Could we get another walkabout golf video?? It was hilarious! Also you have to find the hidden balls too ☺️

  • @alexnewell9631
    @alexnewell9631 2 года назад

    I love that gta 5 is tagged as the game instead of hitman

  • @thebeardyears1176
    @thebeardyears1176 Год назад

    Tell me I’m not the only one who watches Crusty’s videos and all I can think of is his voice sounds exactly like Jack Sparrow

  • @daisylane2200
    @daisylane2200 2 года назад

    "but sir Nigel fish, you have not touched your gwACKamolEY

  • @titan5493
    @titan5493 2 года назад

    entertainment at its best

  • @warrengraham5145
    @warrengraham5145 2 года назад

    Here's hoping the Captain never discovers he's in a simulation created by a very powerful headset.

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад

    RIP William
    It’s all over now

  • @TheGameButcher977
    @TheGameButcher977 2 года назад

    Imagine Crusty as the protagonist in sword art online 😂

  • @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671
    @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671 2 года назад

    Stealthily killing npcs are always fun

  • @periloustactic
    @periloustactic 2 года назад

    "Don't shoot me in the ass". Lol. Great videos.

  • @DrNothing23
    @DrNothing23 2 года назад +2

    SPOILER: YES... but only if you're Crusty.

  • @tyeknee_523
    @tyeknee_523 2 года назад

    RIP sweet William

  • @lolmao500
    @lolmao500 2 года назад +7

    We need to send Crusty in Moscow to take care of someone.

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick 10 месяцев назад

    "Crusty's takin' out the trash!
    Crusty IS...
    ...The Garbage Man!"

  • @untitled839
    @untitled839 2 года назад

    F for William the alligator

  • @LW-Gaming06
    @LW-Gaming06 2 года назад +1

    you are a perfect mix of all my favorite psychopaths lmao

  • @DEVILDOG7511
    @DEVILDOG7511 2 года назад

    Captain jack sparrow as a modern assassin

  • @mjp5318
    @mjp5318 2 года назад

    Upload more, I have been bingeing on all your videos and I am running out ! You complete us, your magical hands touch us in special ways .

  • @tonyzytchannel3934
    @tonyzytchannel3934 2 года назад +1

    I love you saying clothes are skin 😂😂😂