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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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    Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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    Nobody - The Turnaround is a life simulator set in a parallel world that echoes modern society. Manage your time and resources carefully, strive to find a way through difficult times, and overcome the predicament you find yourself in.
    Editors:
    Kippesoep001
    Call Me Kevin
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    #CallMeKevin #Gaming #Simulator

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  • @Jordan-mt8uu
    @Jordan-mt8uu Год назад +4352

    as a professional nobody, i can confirm this simulator is 1000% accurate. especially starting the morning routine by jumping into traffic.

    • @brucesimmons5517
      @brucesimmons5517 Год назад +55

      Yes, that is exactly how I start my day as well.

    • @soupy55
      @soupy55 Год назад +50

      Nothing like a nice fresh car crash first thing in the morning

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon Год назад +3

      @@hereisthefullvid8934 BOT

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад +1

      no

    • @Mr.Hellcattt
      @Mr.Hellcattt Год назад +4

      you mean, sorryass LOL

  • @Pelenaiful
    @Pelenaiful Год назад +2417

    I loved the part where it says you need to have 50 neatness to get a job, it shows that Kevin has 77 but then he says he doesnt have enough neatness and quits

    • @mrmooss5906
      @mrmooss5906 Год назад +125

      Yeah, looked for this comment

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 Год назад +26

      Same

    • @duckytof
      @duckytof Год назад +167

      He did a lot of infuriating shit unintentionally I love kevin but it's annoying

    • @informant09
      @informant09 Год назад +75

      @@duckytof I think the problem is you getting infuriated by shit like that... who cares.

    • @duckytof
      @duckytof Год назад +112

      @@informant09 I do 🥺

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 Год назад +718

    A game where you start with less than nothing and Kevin somehow figured out how to make everything ten times worse, what the hell, lmao

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +76

      To be fair, its the sort of game where everything you do can lead to a bad ending, its not that hard for things to fall apart. It was especially easy for Kevin trough, he just have to be himself.

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws Год назад +8

      Well, I'm only 1 minute into the video, and he can't be bothered to do basic arithmetic in-game. Fucking weird.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Год назад +27

      He started with -10,000 and ended up at -30,000 💀

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +15

      @@pedrovallefin8406I think immediately blowing all the money your little sister gives you from her arraigned marriage is a pretty obvious way to fail lol

  • @ray-jean
    @ray-jean Год назад +1044

    21:04 "anyway back to being miserable"
    Me when I finish watching a callmekevin video.

  • @scorchingbread
    @scorchingbread Год назад +3499

    □□□'s mickey impression is surprisingly very spot on

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +2139

    Seeing as how the first thing Kevin does is get hit by a car I am excited for this episode

  • @jamie5lpm1
    @jamie5lpm1 Год назад +387

    The dude hammering away at nothing and the other one just starring off into the distance is the most realistic thing I've seen in a game

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 Год назад +46

      they be doing anything just to look like they're working

    • @TheGreyKami
      @TheGreyKami Год назад +19

      Regardless of the job, you can always find them

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +16

      @@TheGreyKami And then never, ever get fired. Meanwhile the guy breaking his back does.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN Год назад +10

      @@DeathnoteBB Or the guy who asks for a 1% raise after 19 years of working for $5/hour to feed his family of octuplit daughters. I took this joke in a weird direction.

  • @Wyulliam
    @Wyulliam Год назад +3022

    40 seconds into the video and you can already see why Kevin is the best

    • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
      @Otto_Von_Beansmarck Год назад +63

      Didn't you hear Kevin goes by the name □□□ now so please don't be so rude and insensitive.

    • @alwaysbored1700
      @alwaysbored1700 Год назад +9

      He truly is one of the content creators of all time

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад +5

      no

    • @cyberneticsquid
      @cyberneticsquid Год назад +4

      Kevin best girl

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird Год назад +4

      you mean the first 30 seconds, he never thought accidents happens

  • @ExEntity01
    @ExEntity01 Год назад +612

    I absolutely cant wait to go over the year with kevin again, merry Christmas everyone

    • @dinodude7773
      @dinodude7773 Год назад +2

      @@hereisthefullvid8934 bot

    • @ExEntity01
      @ExEntity01 Год назад +6

      @@dinodude7773 I'm sure hes a lovely man

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад +1

      no

    • @MoXy69420
      @MoXy69420 8 месяцев назад

      its almost christmas again.

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +150

    The one time where i actually felt bad for a decision kevin made, that poor little sister :(

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +86

      It was both funny and sad. Funny cause he was actually doing so well at the beggining, playing seriously in a way that could have lead to a good ending, only to ruin everything in the end by choosing the worst possible options as usual. The sad part is that the game is so dramatic in how real it all is that Kevin usual way of playing makes things kinda tragic. Funny all the same, but tragic for sure.

    • @peterlewis2178
      @peterlewis2178 Год назад +33

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Honestly, the way he played it was pretty accurate to how a lot of people in that situation might. A lot of times they don't have the skills or knowledge to know how to make the right decisions and get out of something like that.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Год назад +484

    00:27 And that is the story of how call me Kevin was reborn.

  • @craneoflores
    @craneoflores Год назад +496

    My financial anxiety watching Kevin recklessly spend that 10,000 on cake: 📈📈📈

    • @Offisian
      @Offisian Год назад +60

      His sister gave him 20 k except 10k of it vanished as soon as it touched kevins hands

    • @johnpett1955
      @johnpett1955 Год назад +37

      Yeah, that whole video since his sister got him that money kinda hurt.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 8 месяцев назад +23

      Dude I had to pause and stop watching the video once he started wasting his sister’s money like that, I’m far too cheap a person to find enjoyment in this

    • @sparkun4887
      @sparkun4887 7 месяцев назад +1

      its 63 us dollars

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 4 месяца назад

      and Power Liquid*

  • @MilkieMouse
    @MilkieMouse Год назад +1407

    Kevin: (Gets two jobs, health begins to decline.)
    Me, a disabled person with two part-time jobs: Finally, a simulator that speaks to me.

    • @scottsmith3804
      @scottsmith3804 Год назад +63

      Oof... me who should probably be on disablity felt this. I have a fulltime job cause i have to live away from my parents (too traumatic), no other family to live with atm. literally the only thing i can do and even then it feels like more than i can handle most of the time.

    • @alioc3298
      @alioc3298 Год назад +12

      Lmao same bro same

    • @veevsu
      @veevsu Год назад +36

      I am so sorry... Reading things like these pain me so much. It did take me 8-9 years, but I managed to convince the official authorities that I REALLY am too disabled to work and I haven't been bothered since and get social care. It always snaps me back and makes me appreciate it, whenever I hear of someone who is in a similar situation, but doesn't get helped. ( ; - ; )

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird Год назад +1

      Hold my IED

    • @sholandosmiguelito6508
      @sholandosmiguelito6508 Год назад +2

      What job did you do as a disabled. /Serious

  • @ivonne_lau
    @ivonne_lau Год назад +59

    When you are surprised that Kevin is actually doing kinda okay in the game, he proceeds to spend all of his money in an apartment he doesn't need, gambling, and juice. And sleeps for a bunch of days, for no apparent reason.

  • @Chocomint_Queen
    @Chocomint_Queen Год назад +227

    I love that Kevin sees "you need at least 50 neatness (You currently have 77)" and a big green checkmark, and thinks "oh, that means I don't qualify"

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +33

      Never cant tell when he does that sort of thing if its on purposse or hes just being dumb. Its a very thin line cause hes very good at purposely being anoying, but hes also very good at being dumb.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Год назад +23

      @@pedrovallefin8406 He didn't bring enough attention to it for it to be intentional. He plays dumb pretty often,but when he does he makes a big deal out of it so you don't miss the punchline. Here it seems like he's actually being an idiot.

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister Год назад +5

      @@pancakerzzz It's actually yuan, which has the same symbol as yen. You can see in the text they sometimes call it kuai, which according to wikipedia is a colloquialism for yuan. Kevin also did confuse it for yen at one point though.

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws Год назад +9

      Yea, that plus the complete disinterest in even reading the simple math questions made me wonder if he's dyslexic or something.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад

      @@cloudshad0ws no, but unlike you and me he has a job to do when playing games
      instead of yall assuming being dumb, an idiot or even mentally impaired, maybe just assume less drastic things.
      like not being concentrated

  • @soupy55
    @soupy55 Год назад +608

    Really cool to finally see myself represented in a simulator game😊

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад +2

      no

    • @soupy55
      @soupy55 Год назад +7

      @@That-KidDo oh?

    • @imyellowteeth4691
      @imyellowteeth4691 Год назад

      You rn 😔🔫

    • @Emsev100
      @Emsev100 Год назад +9

      @@soupy55 They write no on almost every comment. 😂

    • @soupy55
      @soupy55 Год назад +9

      @@Emsev100 validating tbh

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 Год назад +366

    "My first choicr is gonna be to run into traffic"
    Kevin never learns that traffic isn't his friend

  • @ghrasta.
    @ghrasta. Год назад +7863

    Day 345 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

  • @aquaplush7531
    @aquaplush7531 Год назад +138

    “There we go, my depression is gone! Oh wait it’s back”
    this is painfully relatable

  • @almicc
    @almicc Год назад +17

    Such a good simulator, even the developer turned into a Nobody, all social media went dark and the game cannot be legally obtained anymore...

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens Год назад +232

    This is the closest we can get to a real life simulator

    • @Mr.JimPickens
      @Mr.JimPickens Год назад +12

      @@hereisthefullvid8934 stop spamming

    • @Vickpiure
      @Vickpiure Год назад +35

      @@Mr.JimPickens avoid interaction with bots because they will continue doing it if people have reactions to them. Best thing to do is reporting them

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Год назад +5

      @@hereisthefullvid8934 You're less than nobody.

    • @Mr.JimPickens
      @Mr.JimPickens Год назад +9

      @@Vickpiure Oh I see. Thanks for letting me know !

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Год назад +19

    5:55 Fun fact: that symbol (Chên/震/thunder) is from the I-Ching ("Book of Changes"), which is "an ancient Chinese divination manual and a book of wisdom which interprets hexagrams (symbols made up of six stacked horizontal lines) formed by tossed coins to form answers to questions about the future" (so yeah, it was indeed a kind of fortune-telling).
    5:42, 9:11 Also, the ¥ sign is indeed used for the yen (the Japanese currency), but also for the yuan/kuai (the Chinese currency, which is the case of the game).

  • @Subpar1224
    @Subpar1224 Год назад +56

    3:11 Kevin reading it backwards and thinking he didn't have enough is funny

  • @cr0wncat
    @cr0wncat Год назад +93

    Kevin, just wanted to say that i'm almost jealous at your work ethic. Steadily putting out 3-4 videos 30 min+ every single week is something really ambitious and you manage to pull it off every single time. I have been enjoying your videos for the last few years and every single one of them makes my day better. You deserve all the credit you get. Thank you for being you

    • @Yj222
      @Yj222 Год назад +7

      I mean it's less work than a regular job. His consistency is commendable for sure, but let's not act like what he's doing is god's work.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +5

      @@Yj222 In time it takes as long as a regular job, if not more

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +11

      @@Yj222 Ive learned object and print design and im also not doing gods work. I work hard, i provide good.
      And im "just" sitting at the PC 9 hours a day. Exactly like Kevin. And millions of other people.
      Its astonishing how the internet equally as demanding of their entertainers as they are dismissive of their work.
      Everyone whos doing consitent work in any field whatsoever deserves a lil pat on the shoulder once in a while.

  • @Lastmeerkat
    @Lastmeerkat Год назад +242

    I've really been enjoying these long form videos you've been making, after all more Kevin is always better!

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад

      no

    • @Lastmeerkat
      @Lastmeerkat Год назад +6

      @@That-KidDo Only if you mean for the people he plays as

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 7 месяцев назад

      @@Lastmeerkat They're definitely trapped in his basement. This is a cry for help.

    • @Lastmeerkat
      @Lastmeerkat 7 месяцев назад

      @@gianna526 nope, everytHing is finE, so Let's Push that Mad idEa away (;

  • @Madeleine833
    @Madeleine833 Год назад +47

    This was even more anxiety-inducing than your regular fare, Kevin

  • @mefistopheles
    @mefistopheles Год назад +92

    This is one game I know I'm gonna be playing soon.... It was so frustrating watching him make all those bad decisions though 😂😂😂..... Classic Kevin

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +48

      Usually his bad decitions make for hilarius results, but this game is a little too serious for that. It was still kinda funny though.

    • @mefistopheles
      @mefistopheles Год назад +6

      @@pedrovallefin8406 fr bruh

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid Год назад +28

      @@pedrovallefin8406 I just felt pain and anger. I actually started empathizing with the main character.

    • @jonathan2350
      @jonathan2350 Год назад +6

      This is really weird.. you cant get the game anymore :/ seems like they pulled it off the face of the earth

    • @mefistopheles
      @mefistopheles Год назад +6

      @@jonathan2350 🤦‍♂️and the game was pretty cool....

  • @missyjo2475
    @missyjo2475 Год назад +14

    The freaking background music Kevin picks is my favorite part of his editing. From Papers, Please to Banjo-Kazooie, it's like hanging out with my best friend every time I watch a video. :')

  • @mauriciomagalhaes181
    @mauriciomagalhaes181 Год назад +137

    nobody simulator, it's the game that everyone plays.

    • @That-KidDo
      @That-KidDo Год назад

      no

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  • @seft8101
    @seft8101 Год назад +32

    this is an alternate universe where people forgot to call him Kevin

  • @thesurvivorssanctuary6561
    @thesurvivorssanctuary6561 Год назад +12

    So Kevin just: ruined an engagement, ruined a man's life, got him killed, and then had him sent to a hell where he is eternally haunted by his bad finacial decisions as an endlessly repeating tone drives him insane.
    *Definitely* a Kevin video!

  • @tomdewey9009
    @tomdewey9009 Год назад +22

    Poor Kevin in debt in once another simulator game. He did teach us that scratch offs are the way to the top when severely poor.

  • @harubea5978
    @harubea5978 Год назад +9

    I love how it started off ok but immediately goes down hill as soon as he gets money, never change kevin

  • @KimmyGames
    @KimmyGames Год назад +88

    I've played this game myself and it is brutal. One wrong move and you're done for

  • @letmetelluu
    @letmetelluu Год назад +44

    People who say poor people should just "get a job" should play this game. 🤣

    • @TamsinGrlNxtDr
      @TamsinGrlNxtDr Год назад +2

      You ain't going to get money sitting on the couch doing nothing. Gotta work you way up the ladder. But a lot of people are too lazy to do that.

    • @PumaArg
      @PumaArg Год назад +15

      @@TamsinGrlNxtDr We found "people"

    • @PumaArg
      @PumaArg Год назад +7

      Oh god seriously I remember when my mom recently told me she might lose her job I started looking for ways to earn money and goddamn it is hard to get employed (yes, I'm 18, how could you tell?). I had had a job before but I got it by luck, my boss was the friend of a family friend haha. I honestly considered opening an OF account hahaha. It's so frustrating and scary

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Год назад +55

    As soon as he gets lots of money, it gets to his head and he spends it all, classic Kevin!

  • @julialewis8573
    @julialewis8573 Год назад +34

    That was an alarmingly good Mickey Mouse. X,D

  • @wandauriel
    @wandauriel Год назад +28

    This game is the most relatable game I saw in a while - you have to work hard to get promoted from "sorryass" to "nobody". Exactly how my life goes 😂 That's why I'm proudly calling myself nobody 😎 It's already progress

  • @jakerutherford1527
    @jakerutherford1527 Год назад +14

    Watching Kevin spend all the debt money caused me untold amounts of stress

  • @McGuire40695
    @McGuire40695 Год назад +10

    It's been what? 7 years now? And Kevin still making jokes about getting hit by a car still doesn't get old.

  • @immarissa
    @immarissa Год назад +109

    With all the simulator games out there, it was only a matter of time before they made one about me.

  • @bullwarrk
    @bullwarrk 6 месяцев назад +2

    "What? I can't hear you over the sound of me losing money" is how I approach all my problems

  • @TumblinWeeds
    @TumblinWeeds Год назад +4

    For anyone interested, the prices in this game is actually very accurate to standards in China. 1 USD = 6.98 yuan, so the goal of 10k/month is actually $1431/month. It is a common goal for middle class men. The most unrealistic part is, a lower class worker in China has no chance of ever getting that wage.

  • @asddsaasdfg2846
    @asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад +5

    That Micky Mouse voice acting was P E R F E C T

  • @nickmortensen2025
    @nickmortensen2025 Год назад +11

    The fact that kevin has started making these long videos and uploading less is way better, i love this so much!❤

  • @Dr.Death8520
    @Dr.Death8520 Год назад +7

    The moment kevin got more than survival money and he goes crazy. Also thinks he got 10k, but actually got 20k so he blew twice as much as he thought

  • @BootyRealDreamMurMurs
    @BootyRealDreamMurMurs Год назад +4

    6:13
    Kevin, thats what beginners should do if they want to develop a proper foundation for arm and shoulder strength especially if youre literally bare, like weak and small muscles. Letting yourself hang like that kinda helps you out gain the strength to do a proper pull up with proper form without the risk of lethally or life-long injuring yourself 😭
    but idk, its a game, dunno if the devs did it intentionally or nah.

  • @Thatstudkaz
    @Thatstudkaz Год назад +23

    I love how consistent kevin is this is why I follow him. Keep up the good work Kevin.❤️

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 Год назад +31

    Game: "You need a neatness of 50. Fortunately you have a neatness of 77. I am also giving you a check mark to tell you that you meet this requirement."
    Kevin: "I don't meet the requirement :("

  • @Lineproof
    @Lineproof Год назад +2

    I swear this dude is the new DanTDM for me. Pretty much finishing off my childhood. I’m a teen now but I still enjoy these gameplays

  • @TisStilles
    @TisStilles Год назад +73

    I didn't know Kevin can do such a convincing Mickey voice impression. He should make a whole video with this voice.

  • @shiashau
    @shiashau Год назад +9

    29:57 as someone learning chinese, hearing Kevin try to say the pinyin in the karaoke part gave me joy. "🎶🎤zeee shen me twoo🎤🎶"

  • @user-rw8mc6qi5e
    @user-rw8mc6qi5e Год назад +3

    it's actually kinda sad, knowing that there are real people somewhere in the world doing exactly like the game

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron Год назад

      Definitely, they’re really perfecting the “life sim” genre.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 Год назад +8

    I got very concerned for the sister's well-being while watching this

  • @jessirarara
    @jessirarara Год назад +4

    I'm happy I managed to get a code for this game, but I wish that the devs were able to get it back on steam or at least communicate as to why it was taken off.

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph Год назад +19

    Of course first thing he does is run into traffic. Good old Kev. Edit: Also that Mickey Mouse impression killed me 2:12

  • @TheCriminalViolin
    @TheCriminalViolin Год назад +5

    I REALLY have been wanting this game and to play it myself, even before it was released as I saw it on Steam and wishlisted it early in the year. Didn't notice it had released at all, and now the devs not only removed it from steam the same day, they have deleted all their social media and haven't said anything since they removed it. So likelihood is, it turns out to be a scam. So damn sad, this game is clearly fantastic already and had incredible potential.

  • @quannguyenanh422
    @quannguyenanh422 Год назад +8

    Tbh the game is so incredible but there are one BIG problems is it's made in China. Therefore it will be banned soon because of Chinese reason (too negative, affect teenager or certification). I really hope there will be a studio make this game but not from China so they will be update and mod community will help it.

  • @sas.tronaut5055
    @sas.tronaut5055 Год назад +12

    ngl watching kevin throw away money on the apartment stressed me out 😂

  • @literallyjustayoutubecomme1591
    @literallyjustayoutubecomme1591 Год назад +7

    At the beginning it was alright but jesus christ that got dark with the sister and the shark and Kevin just blowing it without remorse makes it even worse

    • @dunkeykung1162
      @dunkeykung1162 18 дней назад

      Yeah that whole thing just made it incredibly sad to watch, couldn't laugh anymore

  • @Aquarius520
    @Aquarius520 Год назад +4

    Thank you Kevin for playing the game. Btw this game got banned in China as it revealed the harsh reality of Chinese people. lol

  • @TheGman5000
    @TheGman5000 Год назад +43

    Callmekevin Simulator...first thing done gets hit by a car!

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 Год назад +2

    Oh boy! I can get home from my gig job that doesn't even cover my debts and play a simulation of utter hopelessness and misery

  • @lukedivez7717
    @lukedivez7717 Год назад +2

    Kevin that’s called a dead-arm hang. It’s for people trying to work up to being able to do one pull-up

  • @farm2408
    @farm2408 Год назад +4

    still waiting for the boxboxbox rebrand

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101 Год назад +3

    I’m so immersed in this that you got ME terrified of the loan shark and all of your horrible decisions, lol

  • @electricspider2267
    @electricspider2267 10 месяцев назад +2

    9:40 There's something so satisfying when people spell judgment correctly. And this looks like a game that's been translated so that's like extra satisfying!

  • @MegaGeekyBoy
    @MegaGeekyBoy Год назад +15

    Merry Christmas Kevin,Kevo and everyone who reads this🦌🎅☃️🌲

  • @shartboy666
    @shartboy666 Год назад +17

    no way, they made a game about me? and kevin played it?

    • @shartboy666
      @shartboy666 Год назад

      @@hereisthefullvid8934 i didn't ask

  • @jgood9870
    @jgood9870 Год назад +5

    This would be a great series. I want to see Kevin be a somebody in Nobody.

  • @guessiguess9601
    @guessiguess9601 Год назад +6

    You know this is gonna be a good gameplay when it is a two word title

  • @ExtraCelest1al
    @ExtraCelest1al Год назад +1

    2:12 ABSOLUTELY CACKLING AT THE MICKEY IMPRESSION OH MY GOD

  • @rikuzariyuzu2815
    @rikuzariyuzu2815 Год назад +1

    3:10 *Has 77 out of the required 50 neatness*
    Him: I can't do it,don't hace enough neatness

  • @EmphaticStorm
    @EmphaticStorm Год назад +5

    I would totally play this game, but was removed from Steam due to not opening on some windows computers... sad fish. Great Job, Kevin, love it, you make these games seem like so much fun!

  • @webwolf404
    @webwolf404 Год назад +38

    Saw the name of this video and it felt very close to home. I didn't know he'd be playing my own life lol

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 Год назад +3

    1:32 i feel like there is less choice in this game than it seems.. cos i saw another youtuber pass the test and also go immediately to moving bricks

  • @Heavy-TF2
    @Heavy-TF2 Год назад +1

    as a professional nobody, I can confirm this simulator is 100% accurate. Especially commenting this exact thing in this exact video

  • @Sylvan.Valley
    @Sylvan.Valley 8 месяцев назад +2

    im so sad this game isnt on steam anymore, it looks so deep and challenging!

  • @KanyeWestFan69
    @KanyeWestFan69 Год назад +7

    I like how the boss of the construction site is literally called mr fuck lol

  • @DuncanDill
    @DuncanDill Год назад +33

    Can already tell this will be a banger!

    • @DuncanDill
      @DuncanDill Год назад +3

      I can happily report my prediction was correct!

  • @Fiber64
    @Fiber64 Год назад +2

    A new callmekevin video gives me “Mood+5”

  • @spacedolphincorp318
    @spacedolphincorp318 Год назад +1

    This is just how every Disney movie ends after the cameras cut

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 11 месяцев назад +3

    I'm still puzzling over how the correct answer to the question, "if you cut one angle off a triangle how many angles would be left," is 3.... like, it has to be 2 right? There were only 3 to start with. I think I'm having an existential crisis over this. Curse you Kevin! But also I'm serious, someone please help me!

    • @_LunarDragon
      @_LunarDragon 8 месяцев назад

      If you still care:
      It took me a while to figure it out, but I realized that the question is asking about the piece that was cut off, _not_ the original triangle.
      The question is worded weirdly and doesn’t clarify that, causing us to misunderstood the question.

    • @_LunarDragon
      @_LunarDragon 8 месяцев назад

      Honestly, Im confused by question number 2.
      According to the game C/-1 is the wrong answer why. I thought those lines on the side were meant to be parentheses or brackets but that would make C the correct answer, so either they must mean something else that I don’t recognize or the game is wrong.

  • @Artimidorus
    @Artimidorus Год назад +6

    This game looked pretty interesting, but it's kind of sad that it's not for sale (was up for a day and then shut down), and they removed their social media presence. :(

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick Год назад +2

      It'll be coming back, supposedly. They had issues with it not running on certain Windows computers and are trying to fix that.

    • @jonteet
      @jonteet Год назад

      @@Mega-Brick literally no one reported any issues with the game not being able to run on some systems. it was taken down because it shows a bad side of china and the government didn't like it

    • @alguienmas318
      @alguienmas318 Год назад

      steamunlocked

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick Год назад +1

      @@jonteet Hence the 'supposedly'.

  • @steveharvey2102
    @steveharvey2102 Год назад +1

    As a construction worker you should always be ready to "Shake hands with danger" Guitar lick

  • @hhdbhn302
    @hhdbhn302 Год назад +1

    I just learned that you can donate babies to science when the person's in labour in the Sims and GET PAID for it. KEVIN. This feature was made for you.

  • @faithsawyer2716
    @faithsawyer2716 Год назад +5

    Waiiiit you could’ve got that job that required neatness! You had enough points :)!

  • @RdrJake2
    @RdrJake2 Год назад +5

    Relatable.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig Год назад +7

    I absolutely love what I’ve seen in this game, and I’m so glad you played it. Also that Mickey impression was amazing. 😂

    • @buzzinbea
      @buzzinbea Год назад +4

      Usually simulator games are pretty shoddily made but this one actually seems like someone put a lot of thought into it!

    • @presentz9396
      @presentz9396 Год назад +1

      Ye it's a shame the game was abandoned immediately

    • @GhostHelwig
      @GhostHelwig Год назад

      @@presentz9396 From what I’ve heard (and I’ve been unable to verify this), it seems the game was banned in parts of China where the publisher is from, and no one can find out if the developers are in the same area. So it’s possible it was forcibly abandoned. I’m still hoping they’ll find a way to come back and finish it, but I’m not holding my breath, either.

    • @GhostHelwig
      @GhostHelwig Год назад

      @@buzzinbea I agree. This one is really well made. I love simulator games, but you’re right, a lot of them don’t have this much thought and effort put into them.

  • @rg9453
    @rg9453 Год назад +6

    After a lifetime of being a nobody, I feel so seen! Thank you box, box, box!

  • @torakuro1444
    @torakuro1444 Год назад +9

    I work in a reabilitation center, and everytime Kevin is talking about his accidents, I am picturing him on our bed being treated by physios.

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand Год назад +3

    □□□ back at it with another bamger video, truly ine of the best content creators of all time

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 Год назад

    "I cannot get that job, not neat enough"
    Has enough neatness and more

  • @haze2897
    @haze2897 Год назад +1

    The cash-6 in the end really got me lmaoooooi

  • @mooseywinchester7801
    @mooseywinchester7801 Год назад +9

    Love Kevin bringing up his being hit by a car more and more for the pity points

  • @anonimoalfin
    @anonimoalfin 2 месяца назад +4

    what a nice let'splay! and what a lovely game project, I never understood why was it 'abandoned' (supposedly) when it was doing well, and more importantly, was being crafted with such love and care. It's nice to have at least these let'splays as a memory and testament to what could have been a great success... if not crushed by censorship, dogmatism and totalitarianism.

    • @quackduckquack
      @quackduckquack 2 месяца назад +3

      Abandoned because it's a Chinese game and anything that shows China even slightly in a negative way gets pressured to be abandoned like this... This isn't the first game that got abandoned like this...

    • @CGplay186
      @CGplay186 Месяц назад

      @@quackduckquack You wouldn't allow it either way, you thinking about banning tiktok a large companies then imagine what they do to smaller, they stand no chance no matter if China or your own censorship, I know some great games that were banned here west some of the companies are still making games but wth heavy reduction of violence, and the like.

    • @quackduckquack
      @quackduckquack Месяц назад

      @@CGplay186 I am not from West, so IDK which games you are talking about. I'm from East so I only know Asian stuff.

  • @cvspvr
    @cvspvr Год назад +1

    the guy dangling on the pull up bar might be on to something. hanging from a bar is called a deadhang. it's good for your shoulder joints

  • @angellynn7104
    @angellynn7104 Год назад +6

    I lost my childhood dog just earlier today, having funny videos like these to distract myself is very helpful. thanks man

  • @brucesimmons5517
    @brucesimmons5517 Год назад +6

    Finally, a relatable simulator game.

  • @4NDREW100
    @4NDREW100 Год назад +1

    Kevin "why is this game so hard?!" also Kevin *intentionally fucks up the things that help him progress*