Literally everyone: Oh, how satisfying! I'm going to take my time with this, and make sure to do it right! Kevin: I do not know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must spray.
13:07 I love when Kevin sneaks little things in like that text message from Calvin saying "hey I love your videos and watch them all the time!" For just a second
the way markiplier played this game vs the way kevin plays this game is like night and day. mark is meticulous and loves every second. kevin does stuff randomly and in whatever order and complains the whole time
Also didn't pay atrention in the tutorial or read the basic instructions. You gotta be damn dense as a gamer to struggle in this game on the second level. I normally enjoy his videos but this mad me question his intellect for real.
0:12 "It's me, I'm the hero, we're gonna clean today" 7:24 "I hope this stuff is flammable and when they go to light it up they'll all just burn to death" You either die as a hero or clean enough stuff to see yourself become the villain
"Clean as an egg" is shortened from "clean as a fresh lain egg/ egg freshly laid. If you've ever, basically, caught an egg as it's coming out, they don't look gross like one that's been sitting around for a while. That's how my memaw always explained it, and it sorta makes sense.
I don’t know who this is because there was no introduction, but he seems like a friendly sort and I like his content. Funny enough I seem to already be subbed. 🤔
12:32 Kevin: “ The only conclusion I can come to is there is some sort of volcanic activity and the ash came down cross this house.” Also Kevin: Looks around and sees a volcano
Shout-out to everyone who was there for Kevin (sort of) serenading Max while he played this for hours on stream, culminating in a (for once not Kevin-induced) breakdown.
You do actually clean cars inside garages, but those garages are also not the common household garage. Though, maybe the power wash guy has a built in water drainage system in his garage.
@@AutumnSwift2 Yes actually. It really depends on the amount of grime, but you can use a power washer with some technique to clean cars even at high pressure. It will damage the paint's coat if sufficiently strong, but you can also recoat it and it's much better than brushing for obvious reasons.
I love how this is meant to be a peaceful asmr type game and Kevin is just picking fights with some random guy who he has never seen, only ever read a few lines of text-
This game is like shooting a basketball and it making that perfect swish sound hitting nothing but net or turning the faucet on and getting the measuring cup filled right on the money the first try. Watching dirt disappear as you work is that feeling, just stretched out.
*Kevin, a hero making a speech would be like* Fans: “what was the first thing you washed?” Kevin: “The first thing I washed was a gnome, that was suspiciously stalking me.”
I bought this game thinking "I'll probably like this and play a bit" and then played for around 6 hours non stop. Did the van, the playground, the skate park (my favourite honestly), the bungalow... 11/10. Edit : the lore is actually crazy, I love it. The last job I did was cleaning like an acient giant Atlantean statue, that started sending magic rays to the volcano (Mount Rushless) to possibly make it erupt. There's something going on with the mayor (who is either a vampire or a Bond villain), a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna save the universe, there's a jet with a laser death ray in the airport hangar... I fucking love that game
Honestly using power washers even IRL can be a bit addictive, I remember spending a long while making sure the front porch's floor ended shiny when we had one
As someone who has 100+ hours clocked into this game, trust me, its awesome. I absolutely love this game, its super relaxing, you can take things at your own pace so you don't feel rushed to clean everything right away. Eventually the missions do stop but I'm hoping for a new update soon (doesn't look good). If you're up for it, try it outside of recording and see what you think.
20:06 Gave me flashbacks to the "Dealing with the worst sponsor on RUclips" video from back in the day. "Congrats on your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time" lol
there's actually a setting on the game where you can turn off the water residue thing (when you wash something it appears a bit darker and you cant properly tell if it's clean or not). apparently makes the game even more satisfying. gotta optimise the satisfaction from the power washing simulator
I only just realized recently how rarely the game's title is ever mentioned on any of these videos. Literally, title's not spoken at all, it's not in the description/title, and it's not shown (at least in the beginning) in the video. Not a big deal to me, but I feel like it might be an important detail for some people.
yeah everytime i want to get a game he's playing i spend ages looking for the title. thats literally what i'm doing right now :( love Kevin so much but this is the only thing that...not annoys me but im always like "ffs"
Did everyone forget about House Flipper? This is basically the exact same thing as House Flipper, but with only one way of cleaning. In House Flipper there are way more options like decorating an entire house or one portion, tiling, wallpapering, fixing, and cleaning all in the same game. I recommend it if you've never heard of it.
8:52 I used to work on a turkey farm, one of my jobs was cleaning/grading eggs. We had to make those things spotless as possible. So I guess that saying makes sense lol
I think this is the first time I've played a game before Kevin uploaded a video of it... I saw this the other day & copped it in a second. Weirdly satisfying.
You wash vehicles in doors because letting the water dry in the sun will leave hard water spots on your paint. Being inside gives you longer to dry the vehicle off. Love ya Kevin
Loved watching you play this game. Your commentary and sense of humor are mwah *chefs kiss* lol 🤣 I could see how tedious this would get after awhile though. And I would be thinking the same thing, “why am I cleaning on a computer game when I should be cleaning my actual house? Lol
finally a game my Dad would like
I was here
hello daniel
Commenting on your own channel
ok
Oh no, am I a dad?
Plot twist: This is the van that ran over the alien baby in The Sims 2
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@@Zanderdawolf thanks for telling me, i edited it so it says sims 2.
No problemo i am a nice person so u khnow
XD
Pretty sure it was a car not a van if my memory serves me right
Other youtubers: *do the cleaning in straight lines*
Kevin: *starts swinging the power washer wildly*
ruclips.net/video/HXHDjoaPp3Q/видео.html
Hello, fellow “I’m everywhere now” person!
This is Kevin were talking about.
@The Amazing Bonchi I disliked it
You could say that the haphazard, scattershot way Kev washes stuff is reflective of the state of his mind.
Literally everyone: Oh, how satisfying! I'm going to take my time with this, and make sure to do it right!
Kevin: I do not know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must spray.
Kevin immediately power washing the light switch is exactly what I expect from this channel
13:07 I love when Kevin sneaks little things in like that text message from Calvin saying "hey I love your videos and watch them all the time!" For just a second
I'm glad someone else noticed that!
Thats a second day without hearing Hey there friends... Something feels off
He's not our friend anymore 😭😭😭😭
Friendship ended with KEVIN
Now
RT
is my
best friend
@@notacaulkhead Than your still friends with Kevin.
literally come to the comments to see if anyone had said this haha
Somethings wrong I can feel it
conspiracy theory: calvin dirtied up his backyard on purpose because he was really lonely and just needed to talk to someone
Calvin wanted to get it on with the power washer guy but unfortunately he's too dedicated to the job
@@ashikjaman1940 Lets not forget he's also in an exclusive relationship with his powerwasher 😂
the way markiplier played this game vs the way kevin plays this game is like night and day. mark is meticulous and loves every second. kevin does stuff randomly and in whatever order and complains the whole time
Dont forget how he allways says he wants to khs
Also didn't pay atrention in the tutorial or read the basic instructions. You gotta be damn dense as a gamer to struggle in this game on the second level. I normally enjoy his videos but this mad me question his intellect for real.
The two spectrums of ADHD
0:12 "It's me, I'm the hero, we're gonna clean today"
7:24 "I hope this stuff is flammable and when they go to light it up they'll all just burn to death"
You either die as a hero or clean enough stuff to see yourself become the villain
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@@dragensnow9280 Underrated reply
Why has Kevin not liked this yet?
“Clean as an egg”
I’ve never heard that expression before and don’t know what it means, that NPC is speaking the language of the gods
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Eggs
Ever gotten a fresh egg from a chicken coop? They're usually covered with poo. Maybe it was an insult!
"Clean as an egg" is shortened from "clean as a fresh lain egg/ egg freshly laid. If you've ever, basically, caught an egg as it's coming out, they don't look gross like one that's been sitting around for a while. That's how my memaw always explained it, and it sorta makes sense.
*slaps roof of egg* this bad boy is so clean
It feels like Calvin is giving Kevin karma for everything he's done to his Sims.
I thought that was what his sims 2 series was for.
Kevin: talking about how it looks like an active volcano is around while he completely misses the smoking volcano as he pans the camera
People: “low at how effective”
Kevin: “look at how aFECKtive”
I love the implication that Kevin isn't a person
@@SimBits he’s not.
@@anarctickiwi @MoonPalette Correct. He is not a person, he is a god.
affective is a real word funnily enough.
“We found life on Mars”
“Is it Power washing the Rover!?”
🤣😂🤣
I’m just picturing an alien with a beer gut, Oakley shades, a ball cap and a pressure washer going to town on that rover.
Everyone else: *keeps it professional by taking their time*
Kevin: *writes “Fuck you” on the worlds dirtiest fence then leaves half way thru*
Just like I would do in real life
“And Good People cry for Help”
Pretty sure Kevin likes to see good people in pain, just like Jim Pickens.
ruclips.net/video/HXHDjoaPp3Q/видео.html
Judging by your pfp and what channel this is, you do in fact have good taste.
@@beanface7408 Thank you!
was that intro a doom intro reference
I don’t know who this is because there was no introduction, but he seems like a friendly sort and I like his content. Funny enough I seem to already be subbed. 🤔
Enjoy the ride, and the initiation to the cult as well!
@@ashtray0belief (this is a joke because he didn’t do his intro. I’ve been here for years)
@@trindalas Okay, solid r/wooosh lol. Rereading it, its pretty obvious.
@@ashtray0belief everyone gets whooshed every now and then haha.
Ngl I thought this was an amnosia joke lmao
“and when good people cry for help”
*power washes light switch*
Kevin... how you holding up?
12:32
Kevin: “ The only conclusion I can come to is there is some sort of volcanic activity and the ash came down cross this house.”
Also Kevin: Looks around and sees a volcano
Shout-out to everyone who was there for Kevin (sort of) serenading Max while he played this for hours on stream, culminating in a (for once not Kevin-induced) breakdown.
which stream was it?
And what a glorious breakdown it was
I like how everyone hates cleaning in real life but will pay to do it in a video game
"I should not be doing this indors, the place would be flooded!"
Finally someone that actually thought about that
You do actually clean cars inside garages, but those garages are also not the common household garage. Though, maybe the power wash guy has a built in water drainage system in his garage.
@@zettour. But do they actually use a power washer on that power level on a car, wouldn't it ruin the paint?
@@AutumnSwift2 Yes actually. It really depends on the amount of grime, but you can use a power washer with some technique to clean cars even at high pressure. It will damage the paint's coat if sufficiently strong, but you can also recoat it and it's much better than brushing for obvious reasons.
Hey Kevin, could you play a game called “Emily is a away”, it’s a bit old but you couldn’t possible be the villain in that game
How about Emily is away too where he can give them the worst possible love and life advice ever given
I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol
I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol
"Sometimes you just need to not obey gravity if you want to get the job done right" - Kevin 2021
Anna Chess: 'Hi dear I'm home, did you clean the garden?'
Kevin: 'er...yes?'
MUD ON THE TIRES! the perfect song for the perfect video!
13:06
Calvin: "Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!"
fecking Calvin there wants to get Kevin back into the nana business
"Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!"
Love these little easter eggs in these videos.
12:39 Kevin - "MuSt Be AsH FrOm VolCaNiC AcTiviTy"
*Literal volcano in the background*
I love how this is meant to be a peaceful asmr type game and Kevin is just picking fights with some random guy who he has never seen, only ever read a few lines of text-
Kevin when he makes 400 dollars in an hour: NOT WORTH IT
Regular people: this is how we should clean
Kevin: me spray this garage door with powerwash hose
This game is like shooting a basketball and it making that perfect swish sound hitting nothing but net or turning the faucet on and getting the measuring cup filled right on the money the first try.
Watching dirt disappear as you work is that feeling, just stretched out.
day 2 when Kevin didn't say "hello friends how is it going my name is Kevin and..."
"Hey there friends, how's going? My name is Kevin, and today, we're gonna do something a little bit different"
And where the feck is Grognak?
*Kevin, a hero making a speech would be like*
Fans: “what was the first thing you washed?”
Kevin: “The first thing I washed was a gnome, that was suspiciously stalking me.”
"Clean as an egg"
The origins is unknown but this should be Kevin's saying when he ends his videos
I agree with Kevin on this it takes forever to clean stuff, but it’s so satisfying to do so that you just keep doing it.
-"Honey can you get off the computer and help your dad wash the car?"
-"Not now mom I'm almost done washing a car five more minutes!!"
As someone who does this for a living, the picky customers in this game is scary accurate
I bought this game thinking "I'll probably like this and play a bit" and then played for around 6 hours non stop.
Did the van, the playground, the skate park (my favourite honestly), the bungalow...
11/10.
Edit : the lore is actually crazy, I love it. The last job I did was cleaning like an acient giant Atlantean statue, that started sending magic rays to the volcano (Mount Rushless) to possibly make it erupt. There's something going on with the mayor (who is either a vampire or a Bond villain), a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna save the universe, there's a jet with a laser death ray in the airport hangar...
I fucking love that game
13:07 OMFG KEVIN YOU DIDN’T
Calvin really won’t leave you alone
Day "Kevin power washed my sadness away" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
Omg I’ve played those and he would love them!
Oh I sure hope he will
Oh, y e s . I know he'll somehow manage to make them ridiculous, but I'm fine with it, haha.
13:06 nice callback to the appnana video (calvin's message on the right)
This game is the equivalent to a love-hate relationship.
"I don't want to continue, I hate how long it takes!"
*Ding*
"But it is so satisfying!"
Honestly using power washers even IRL can be a bit addictive, I remember spending a long while making sure the front porch's floor ended shiny when we had one
"Why do I get the feeling when I turn on the news after this, there's gonna be a drown warning?"
Me: *looks over to Germany nervously*
Ngl I snorted
Hilfe ._.
*drought
Yep, living in Austria I couldn't think about anything else than this.
@@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 umm no
4:31 I'm expecting him to change the U to an E, then say "There we go, all better."
In the past week Kevin has played hose simulator and sad falafel man simulator. Is there nothing this a man won't simulate?
How about simulation simulator
i need a whole series of you playing this. please. i beg you
The contrast between Kevin's misery and Mark's euphoria from playing this game is frankly... hilarious
Oh, remember when Kevin clean and remodel a house in VR? that was so entertaining, just like this video
Calvin: "Is Mole 2 available to talk?"
Kevin is the only person on RUclips that I'd watch play this game for hours
13:06 I love Kevin’s self-referential inside jokes (look at Calvin’s message)
Imma need more of this 100% completion. Pls Kevin.
Kevin is addicted to simulator games.
As someone who has 100+ hours clocked into this game, trust me, its awesome. I absolutely love this game, its super relaxing, you can take things at your own pace so you don't feel rushed to clean everything right away. Eventually the missions do stop but I'm hoping for a new update soon (doesn't look good). If you're up for it, try it outside of recording and see what you think.
I actually cheered when you got 100% completion on the garden xD
Was binging Kevin so much I didn’t even realize this was a new video til I was done watching it 😂
Kevin making a *C L E A N I N G* simulator fun to watch is actually impressive.
I think you can thank the game itself for this one. It is pretty fun to play. Kevin adds to it obviously
20:06 Gave me flashbacks to the "Dealing with the worst sponsor on RUclips" video from back in the day.
"Congrats on your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time"
lol
"All creamy" in that context really made me cringe🤣🤣🤣
Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!
"Calvin" is like a shiny version of "Kevin"
You should totally do a part 2 of this! It's such entertaining commentary!
"Why would you need to go prone" oh Kevin you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into
13:06
guys. Calvin was Nikki from appnana all along
Whenever kevin plays odd videogames, I also open steam everytime for some reason
there's actually a setting on the game where you can turn off the water residue thing (when you wash something it appears a bit darker and you cant properly tell if it's clean or not). apparently makes the game even more satisfying. gotta optimise the satisfaction from the power washing simulator
The most satisfying game ever
Kevin all your videos are so oddlysatisfying
ruclips.net/video/HXHDjoaPp3Q/видео.html.
"I'm just here alone with my thoughts and that's the last place I wanna be" I can relate Kevin
I want to see him do every level in this game to 100%
I loved the subtle “Hey doc, I love your videos and watch them all the time” text from the gardener NPC 😂
Gnome kevin will haunt my dreams until the end of days.
Epic intro into "hello it's me" 🤣
Feck Comedy Gold this is Comedy Platinum
Day 2 of asking Kevin why he didn’t call us his friends in his intro
Anyone else notice at 13:07 “Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!”
Watching Kevin's videos is the most satisfying thing ever
Only Kevin can make a satisfying game very unsatisfying yet relaxing because he's Kevin.
Ironically, I think this must have been the most stressed Kevin's ever been playing a game.
12:33 holy fuck, Kevin actually found the lore of Powerwash Simulator!
I only just realized recently how rarely the game's title is ever mentioned on any of these videos. Literally, title's not spoken at all, it's not in the description/title, and it's not shown (at least in the beginning) in the video. Not a big deal to me, but I feel like it might be an important detail for some people.
Have had this problem with a few videos but with a little looking around or listening I usually figure it out
yeah everytime i want to get a game he's playing i spend ages looking for the title. thats literally what i'm doing right now :( love Kevin so much but this is the only thing that...not annoys me but im always like "ffs"
Did everyone forget about House Flipper? This is basically the exact same thing as House Flipper, but with only one way of cleaning. In House Flipper there are way more options like decorating an entire house or one portion, tiling, wallpapering, fixing, and cleaning all in the same game. I recommend it if you've never heard of it.
YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME KEVIN THANK YOU
8:52 I used to work on a turkey farm, one of my jobs was cleaning/grading eggs. We had to make those things spotless as possible. So I guess that saying makes sense lol
Day 38 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
More please ❤️I really loved this!
Kevin is indeed the hero
I think this is the first time I've played a game before Kevin uploaded a video of it... I saw this the other day & copped it in a second. Weirdly satisfying.
I have 10.5 hours on this game and I'm never stopping
The intro was absolute cinematic suspense. The hero was amazing. 11/10.
Mark really is setting up a trend here, huh
You wash vehicles in doors because letting the water dry in the sun will leave hard water spots on your paint. Being inside gives you longer to dry the vehicle off. Love ya Kevin
This game has some of the monotony of Viscera cleanup detail, without the charm.
Loved watching you play this game. Your commentary and sense of humor are mwah *chefs kiss* lol 🤣 I could see how tedious this would get after awhile though. And I would be thinking the same thing, “why am I cleaning on a computer game when I should be cleaning my actual house? Lol
Day two of Kevin forgetting to say “hey there friends how’s it going, and quite frankly I don’t know how it’s going anymore
Kevin not realizing he could switch nozzles for a long time was so painful
Can’t decide if I should blame Max for this video or thank him for it.
That one guy from the reviews is just jealous he can’t find enjoyment in the game like the rest of us