Still though - $80.00 is a fortune to a Hobo! Guarantee you that Mr. "We're not friends!" guy would change his attitude REAL QUICK after you get that money!
As someone who spent several years homeless, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Except you gotta get the scratch 'n sniff cards instead, because then you can at least imagine you're smelling real food for when the game is obviously rigged. Amateur mistake Kevin, you'll get better.
Whole video. *hunts for information* *gets information* *ignores information* *gets money* *buy lottery tickets* *loses everytime but once* *wonders why he is broke and hungry* *starts over again*
"If you don't want to work then that becomes your job. theres a lot of overtime and not many days off." - Pat the bunny I don't like Pats music anymore but its true as fuck
“Finally someone talks to me & I’m just away in my own little world.” That about sums up my real life. Also I was in Create a Sim today randomizing last names and Pickens showed up!
I stay in a shelter for over six months, finally get into a house, very excited. Finally sit down and see my favorite RUclipsr uploaded a video. Oh cool, what video?
@@potential_dog_eater If you have a phone which homeless people probably have because it's essential, you just go to a McDonalds, buy a very cheap drink and you get free wifi. I see a lot of homeless people hanging out at McDonalds to get wifi in my city. They ask for food or a drink some times too if they don't have the money to buy something to be able to stay. Public Library have free wifi too and even free computer access. A lot of homeless shelters have wifi too.
5 лет назад+109
‘I always flirt when i’m desperate.’ Oh, is that why Jimantha keeps cheating on her husband?
I was homeless for a few years. 2009 - 2017. Sad part is, I'm 24 now in 2020. The world is a shitty place. But when you've been to the dark and cold side of life, it makes you appreciate the even the shittiest of warm, well lit apartments... and just life in general. Don't take it for granted. 10/6/2020 EDIT: Holy crap! 690 likes? Thanks for all the love, guys. I think this is the most likes anything I've ever posted has ever gotten. Stay awesome, people! 12/26/2020 Thanks for all the love, you awesome people. Over 770 likes, this is one of my most liked comments ever. For anyone in the comments section STILL being harassed by the user Keyboard warrior Dio, just ignore him. Misery loves company and he's clearly very lonely. For the second time, I apologize on his behalf. He thinks he's some awesome edgy man but he's just a miserable child. A real man would have taken a step back and realized he should have apologized long ago, yet he will not relent and grow up. Keep on keepin' on, people!
@@thefirstsin2988 It's not that easy when you have no job because you have no money for transportation to a job and nobody will hire you anyway because you look and smell like hell because you don't have a place to shower. See the cycle here? I'm glad everyone thinks being homeless is easy.
I work kn a homeless shelter, it's infuriating how picky the clients are sometimes 😭🤣 like I understand if some types of soap give you a skin infection but some will throw a fit because you didn't give them a name brand shampoo or cereal, like excuse me? I don't even buy name brand shampoo or cereal, this is what we have, privileged assholes 75% of the time. I CANNOT wait till I'm done with college.
No brass section allowed? Lmao 🤣 I died laughing at Kevin’s interpretation of that sign...I thought it meant no gas? Cuz it looked like a gas pump to me
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As a former homeless person (I lived in tunnels normally used for diverting floodwater), I think this is an accurate representation of life "out there", but where is the compulsory prostitution? The teenagers setting you on fire whilst you sleep? The other homeless people who would sooner kill you than they would steal from you (they kill you, then steal from you)? Most importantly, where are the narcotics which enable you to sleep on the bare concrete all night OR enable you to stay UP all night watching for anyone who might want to set you on fire? I recommend crack cocaine "I always flirt when I'm desperate"
0:35 aww Kevin I know you’re only joking but you really do make a lot of self degrading jokes, and take it from my experience, it really starts to become less of a joke and starts rubbing into you, honestly bro you’re funny and seem pretty sweet, give yourself credit and show yourself some love
@@edoardofrassine9848 I mean, speak for yourself! I like him because I play harp, because I want to know some "bad" game outcomes without it feeling bad, and because he says "feck".
Me and my brothers friend were sat watching you for ages before my brother realised one of his friends were missing. He’s a yr11 and I’m a yr7...we both love your videos so much!
6:55 Fun fact: the creators of this masterpiece are obviously Czech and this Maisner HOBO has become a legend in here thx to one of the RUclipsr who record every day life of homeless people. Well he is more into fake videos and making their life miserable for money but still, I am happy to see Maisner in here :-)
I love how this just fueled my addiction to scratch tickets. I was on the edge of my seat each time Edit: I also learned that Kevin does not know how the scratch ticket payout works.
I find it interesting that I just kinda randomly read the text on the lottery ticket, realized it's in czech, and then suddenly I've noticed how so many things are in czech as well, even tho I was oblivious to it before
The horrible thing is that most of the jokes and frustrations Kevin makes throughout this are real struggles that people go thru. It hits slightly too hard.
Being a master hobo will be so depressing to bear because youve been a hobo for so long youve become good at it and never leaving that "setback" that happened in your life
The beggining is the perfect depiction of kevins life. Not helping humanity as we slowly kill ourselves over oil and we will eventually watch our family die as faminine starts to take place as all the crops and animals have died already because of overheating. You think about what could have been but you know their is no point in that as our civilization collapses in on itself.
if I ever wind up homeless, I'll sneak into Canada and get arrested, I feel like they probably treat their prisoners better than the states does. Even so, I'd take a stint in jail over starving and freezing.
“If I go _into_ the fire I’ll be warm for the rest of my life!”
Well, you’re not wrong.
Hahaha! 😅
MattTheHECKINGWeeb except you won’t have a life
I mean he will be warm maybe even on fire
@@Damianizthebest998 That's the joke
King Jelly Donut my comment was a joke aswell
Somehow every game Kevin plays ends with gambling or murder
Or both
Don’t let him play real life
@@mrgobbsmacked466 Last time he played real life he got hit by a car.
Ofcourse it does...
If it didn't then he wouldn't be Kevin
Or starting a cult
“I did it! I won the lottery, I’m a millionaire! How much do I win?!” “80, oh ok...”
80mil is still alot :-)
@@Blabernaber *80 not 80 million
@@shiannafoxx did you Evan bat a eye at the sarcastic face I made
Still though - $80.00 is a fortune to a Hobo! Guarantee you that Mr. "We're not friends!" guy would change his attitude REAL QUICK after you get that money!
@@Blabernaber it's hard to detect sarcasm through letters
"Is holding superglue, a rope and some toilet paper"
Kevin: IM JACKED
Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it goi-
Me: We're not friends.
What kind of friendzone is this?
adamc295 the fuck you kind
*happy music stops*
This Joke has been banned in your country
Reason: Article 13
Lmao
“ RUclips is a short term gig”
But can you imagine an old man Kevin still playing games making jokes and all. That would be freaking awesome.
You misspelled sad
@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 No he's right.
@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 fuck you!
I would be so happy to see old man kev
Fecking*
cop: "i dont have money"
kevin : '' i dOnT eItHer"
me: me to kevin..me too.
me too kevin*
"One man's trash is another man's trash in my pocket"
Oh I like that a lot. Gonna paint to a wall in backstreet
"I always flirt when I'm desperate" same
I just flirt in general
looking nice today ;)
oh yeah yeah Very forward
@@ohyeahyeah5231 quite quick
Hobo: Tough Life but I develop a gambling addiction
Kevin: I got money! I think-
Me: No
Kevin: I'm gonna get-
Me: Kevin, no
Kevin: ANOTHER LOTTERY TICKET
Me: For fuck's sake, Kevin
He reminds me of my gambling addicted grandparents
*Feck's
*for FECKS sake
yep that was pretty much me the whole time. gambling addiction seems to be a problem for our dear Kevin lol
How do you think he became a hobo in the first place
This is actually a compelling critique of the crippling effects of addiction and how they reinforce our own social situations
Lottery Tickets: *exist*
Kevin: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Him not being able to talk to anyone was dark af.
"You're the long arm of the law you've got to fecking protect me. Screw you buddy you don't have have long arms." I can't stop laughing 😂
you laugh, but that's a pretty accurate depiction of czech cops >.>
Who else loves the fact that Kevin is showing himself playing the game more?
Maggie votsmier *no*
@@Damianizthebest998 agreed
Me
my favorite thing about this fandom is how emotionally invested we all are in kevin’s mental well-being and personal growth
Nah I don't like it. If you wanna have your face in a little box on the top of the screen, use twitch.
As someone who spent several years homeless, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Except you gotta get the scratch 'n sniff cards instead, because then you can at least imagine you're smelling real food for when the game is obviously rigged. Amateur mistake Kevin, you'll get better.
bacon bit Both.
@@Jordan-gb3yr How are you now?
@@Jordan-gb3yr Yes thanks for the update.
@@Jordan-gb3yr this is an old comment now, but I've only just seen it. How did your masters go??
@@Jordan-gb3yr **Employee:** “Is that a banana in your waist band or are you just happy to see me?😉”
Whole video.
*hunts for information*
*gets information*
*ignores information*
*gets money*
*buy lottery tickets*
*loses everytime but once*
*wonders why he is broke and hungry*
*starts over again*
What is your opinion of mangos?
@@ballistichorse6221 i think potatoes are better
Being a Hobo is a job itself.
Shit im 14 and this is deep
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Jesus fuck your playlist is disturbing
@@waldien5802 Good.
"If you don't want to work then that becomes your job. theres a lot of overtime and not many days off." - Pat the bunny
I don't like Pats music anymore but its true as fuck
TAILS
“Finally someone talks to me & I’m just away in my own little world.” That about sums up my real life.
Also I was in Create a Sim today randomizing last names and Pickens showed up!
I stay in a shelter for over six months, finally get into a house, very excited. Finally sit down and see my favorite RUclipsr uploaded a video. Oh cool, what video?
Literally Marcus genuinely happy for you marcus
@@potential_dog_eater Getting internet is pretty easy nowadays.
@@potential_dog_eater If you have a phone which homeless people probably have because it's essential, you just go to a McDonalds, buy a very cheap drink and you get free wifi. I see a lot of homeless people hanging out at McDonalds to get wifi in my city. They ask for food or a drink some times too if they don't have the money to buy something to be able to stay. Public Library have free wifi too and even free computer access.
A lot of homeless shelters have wifi too.
‘I always flirt when i’m desperate.’
Oh, is that why Jimantha keeps cheating on her husband?
OMG, KEVIN PLAYING ANOTHER CZECH GAME
I love how he can't pronounce Hanicka 😂
Seeing as he pronounces human as "uman" (and I love it), it doesn't surprise me that he'd pronounce Hanicka as Annika.
Hello, fella czechs.
Which one did he also play?
I was homeless for a few years. 2009 - 2017. Sad part is, I'm 24 now in 2020. The world is a shitty place. But when you've been to the dark and cold side of life, it makes you appreciate the even the shittiest of warm, well lit apartments... and just life in general. Don't take it for granted.
10/6/2020 EDIT: Holy crap! 690 likes? Thanks for all the love, guys. I think this is the most likes anything I've ever posted has ever gotten. Stay awesome, people!
12/26/2020 Thanks for all the love, you awesome people. Over 770 likes, this is one of my most liked comments ever. For anyone in the comments section STILL being harassed by the user Keyboard warrior Dio, just ignore him. Misery loves company and he's clearly very lonely. For the second time, I apologize on his behalf. He thinks he's some awesome edgy man but he's just a miserable child. A real man would have taken a step back and realized he should have apologized long ago, yet he will not relent and grow up.
Keep on keepin' on, people!
Bryson Grondin u were homeless at 15? Damn that sucks
Should have rent a flat mate
@@thefirstsin2988 It's not that easy when you have no job because you have no money for transportation to a job and nobody will hire you anyway because you look and smell like hell because you don't have a place to shower. See the cycle here? I'm glad everyone thinks being homeless is easy.
@@PowerTrain611 literally who thinks being homeless is easy?
@@josedavidmendoza2854 The First Sin does, apparently. Look up.
Love this new videostyle, with gameplay mixed with facecam, i hope you keep using this style :D
6:10...
Love is a burnin' thing
.
And it makes a fiery ring
.
Bound by wild desire
.
Kevin fell into a ring of fire.
Kevin: “ im Trying to disprove that beggars cant be choosers”
R/ChoosingBeggars: Allow us to introduce ourselves
I work kn a homeless shelter, it's infuriating how picky the clients are sometimes 😭🤣 like I understand if some types of soap give you a skin infection but some will throw a fit because you didn't give them a name brand shampoo or cereal, like excuse me? I don't even buy name brand shampoo or cereal, this is what we have, privileged assholes 75% of the time. I CANNOT wait till I'm done with college.
Funny
Grace Haven I’m sure a lot of them are grateful for the help, though.
No brass section allowed? Lmao 🤣 I died laughing at Kevin’s interpretation of that sign...I thought it meant no gas? Cuz it looked like a gas pump to me
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Heres a meme i stole: imgur.com/7z6BIU1
Kitty_Gamer23 BorE RaGNaRoK
jesus
Sam Stone came home
To his wife and family
After serving in the conflict overseas
And the time that he served
Had shattered all his nerves
And left a little shrapnel in hs knee
But the morphine eased the pain
And the grass grew 'round his brain
And gave him all the confidence he lacked
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Sam Stone's welcome home
Didn't last too long
He went to work, he'd spent his last dime
And Sammy took to stealing
When he got that empty feeling
For a hundred dollar habit, without overtime
And the gold rolled through his veins
Like a thousand railroad trains
Eased his mind in the hours that he chose
While the kids ran around wearing other
People's clothes
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Sam Stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
Well, he played his last request
While the room smelled just like death
With an overdose hovering in the air
But life had lost it's fun
And there was nothing to be done
Trade his house that he bought on the GI Bill
For a flag draped casket on a local heroes hill
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Songwriters: JOHN PRINE
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
For non-commercial use only.
@@schiaccius1clay wut
I love watching you because your voice literally relaxes me to sleep. That sounds bad but I mean it such a good way😂😂
Ok good at least now I know Kevin's future has been handled.
"I could have bought two turds of a dog"...
I love your accent Kevin!
Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it go...
Me: Do I have friends?
Dam
I could be your friend
As a former homeless person (I lived in tunnels normally used for diverting floodwater), I think this is an accurate representation of life "out there", but where is the compulsory prostitution? The teenagers setting you on fire whilst you sleep? The other homeless people who would sooner kill you than they would steal from you (they kill you, then steal from you)? Most importantly, where are the narcotics which enable you to sleep on the bare concrete all night OR enable you to stay UP all night watching for anyone who might want to set you on fire? I recommend crack cocaine
"I always flirt when I'm desperate"
The way Kevin keeps saying "It was rigged from the start" makes me want to play New Vegas.
*Kevin as a hobo*
"Excuse me, sir, would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Okay..."
*Kevin gets hit by a car* "Tadaa!"
Kevin I would loved to hear you narrating audiobooks, your voice is amazing
Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin has a gambling addiction
Hobo: Tough Life but we just watch Kevin struggle desperately to talk to someone
"Pretty sure he was an arsonist"
Takes one to know one, Kevin
Day 42069 of asking
****KEVIN****
to play
W H A T E V E R H E W A N T S
ok maybe I skipped a few days
You’ve been Asking him for 115 years please stop
Day 57 of me asking Karen to bring back the kids 😔😔😔
Day 20ish of being dead
@@lol-mz5mr, no.
@@TySama0 Karen?
6:46 do you realise that you found legendary hobo known in czech republic named Majsner ? he is star on channel Psychopat Bejr :D
Interesting to learn that Kevin has literally no idea how scratchcards work xD
Hobo: I'm starving and have a dog to feed
Kevin: I don't have any food or money...
But I have lottery tickets!
“Hello friend”
“We are not friends”
Finally a game I can relate too
+1
Please play more of this! This was a lot of fun to watch.
0:35 aww Kevin I know you’re only joking but you really do make a lot of self degrading jokes, and take it from my experience, it really starts to become less of a joke and starts rubbing into you, honestly bro you’re funny and seem pretty sweet, give yourself credit and show yourself some love
Yeah! :)
Stan Edwards Come on man, that’s the reason we love him!
@@edoardofrassine9848 I mean, speak for yourself! I like him because I play harp, because I want to know some "bad" game outcomes without it feeling bad, and because he says "feck".
2:58 "městská policie" lol it is set in Czech Republic.
The good thing about this game is
*CHEAT CODES!*
If only someone sold working cheat codes for real life...
toothless toe get rich quick pyramid schemes exist already
Hobo: Tough Life, but all Kevin wants is his feckin' dog......but a scratch off will do.
Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin becomes addicted to scratch-offs
7:37 it's like that Gwyneth Paltrow thing with the foodstamps. Certainly a family with limited income will need 10 limes
Yes
Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
Epic
I love the little snipets of his facecam in the middle of the video, his expressions are genuinely funny.
You like to play Czech games I see
Yaaas
Anooo :D
Pivo prosim
Ahooj xd
I watch a lot of gaming RUclipsrs but you're the first one who makes me literally laugh out loud. You're hilarious
Princess Melly same!
Kevin is going to turn Hobo: Tough Life into Hobo: Tougher Life.
He has no computer.🙁
therefore he can't clean it
I like how i turn up the brightness and literally kevin blinded me
i didnt know my future was made into a game
Oof
I live at home with my parents, no job , no future - this game is a training tool for my future
who knew lottery tickets are THAT useful??? Damn, kevin nails being a hobo
Kevin- that irish whiskey would help
The item description- "its not irish"
*W E A R E N O T F R I E N D S*
THIS game is officially 1.0 you NEED to replay this NOWWW
*Hobo: Tough Life but I am a gambling addicted
0:41 What's wrong with that? I love my friends 😂
Get me the fek back on the sims 4 and death road Kevin
And before you all say it...no I’m not fake I am genuine Jim Pickens
An Irishman playing a Czech game? This is like a wet dream come true
Kevin has never said condom more in his life
Kevin and a game developed in my country. The perfect combo.
I really enjoy your videos :) thanks for the entertainment!
:)
:)
:^)
I just found your channel yesterday and HOLY CRAP I’ve subscribed and watched about 50 videos already 😂😂😂 YOUR HILARIOUS. 💯👍🏻🔥
It's a czech game! Greetings from Czech Republic :)
Did you see it mention Zizkov? 😂
@@elijah420stuffs2 No, just a lot of czech signs and of course I know that it is developed by czechs :)
@@MartyKay Slovakian game.
This game exists. God does move mountains. And hobos.
I feel like if you were homeless you would have a pet roomba
Me and my brothers friend were sat watching you for ages before my brother realised one of his friends were missing. He’s a yr11 and I’m a yr7...we both love your videos so much!
Hobo: Tough Life? More like
Bore: Ragnarok
6:55 Fun fact: the creators of this masterpiece are obviously Czech and this Maisner HOBO has become a legend in here thx to one of the RUclipsr who record every day life of homeless people. Well he is more into fake videos and making their life miserable for money but still, I am happy to see Maisner in here :-)
*_If you can’t improve your own life, just destroy other people’s lives!_*
Kevin’s laugh brightens my day ❤️
I love how this just fueled my addiction to scratch tickets. I was on the edge of my seat each time
Edit: I also learned that Kevin does not know how the scratch ticket payout works.
That's why stay in school kids
Hobo : tough life *but I'm a hobo myself*
Maisner is the most popular hobo in Czech Republic 😃 nice seeing him there
This is a depressing game. As an ex-homeless person (in my youth) I sort of know what it is like to have people just sort of ignore or avoid you.
I find it interesting that I just kinda randomly read the text on the lottery ticket, realized it's in czech, and then suddenly I've noticed how so many things are in czech as well, even tho I was oblivious to it before
At 10:56 Kevin becomes Benny from Fallout New Vegas
The horrible thing is that most of the jokes and frustrations Kevin makes throughout this are real struggles that people go thru. It hits slightly too hard.
Hobo simulator we have peaked!
Also day 137 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads
Now now Kevin, we're also cult members, not just friends. 💜
Gambling is addictive
That's what I've learned today
Being a master hobo will be so depressing to bear because youve been a hobo for so long youve become good at it and never leaving that "setback" that happened in your life
Ok so first Mafia then Hobo Life... What next? Ferda Mravenec 😂🇨🇿
As a Hobo I approve this game.
Hobo but the Gambling Addiction Continues After I Become Homeless
The beggining is the perfect depiction of kevins life. Not helping humanity as we slowly kill ourselves over oil and we will eventually watch our family die as faminine starts to take place as all the crops and animals have died already because of overheating. You think about what could have been but you know their is no point in that as our civilization collapses in on itself.
Hobo: Tough life but my life is tougher
if I ever wind up homeless, I'll sneak into Canada and get arrested, I feel like they probably treat their prisoners better than the states does. Even so, I'd take a stint in jail over starving and freezing.
My life but Instead of ruining my life I ruin other people’s life’s
*runs up to hobo*
OMG ARE YOU COSPLAYING HOBO TOUGH LIFE ?? I LOVE IT IT'S SO REAL LOOKING