Still though - $80.00 is a fortune to a Hobo! Guarantee you that Mr. "We're not friends!" guy would change his attitude REAL QUICK after you get that money!
As someone who spent several years homeless, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Except you gotta get the scratch 'n sniff cards instead, because then you can at least imagine you're smelling real food for when the game is obviously rigged. Amateur mistake Kevin, you'll get better.
Whole video. *hunts for information* *gets information* *ignores information* *gets money* *buy lottery tickets* *loses everytime but once* *wonders why he is broke and hungry* *starts over again*
“Finally someone talks to me & I’m just away in my own little world.” That about sums up my real life. Also I was in Create a Sim today randomizing last names and Pickens showed up!
"If you don't want to work then that becomes your job. theres a lot of overtime and not many days off." - Pat the bunny I don't like Pats music anymore but its true as fuck
I stay in a shelter for over six months, finally get into a house, very excited. Finally sit down and see my favorite RUclipsr uploaded a video. Oh cool, what video?
@@potential_dog_eater If you have a phone which homeless people probably have because it's essential, you just go to a McDonalds, buy a very cheap drink and you get free wifi. I see a lot of homeless people hanging out at McDonalds to get wifi in my city. They ask for food or a drink some times too if they don't have the money to buy something to be able to stay. Public Library have free wifi too and even free computer access. A lot of homeless shelters have wifi too.
I work kn a homeless shelter, it's infuriating how picky the clients are sometimes 😭🤣 like I understand if some types of soap give you a skin infection but some will throw a fit because you didn't give them a name brand shampoo or cereal, like excuse me? I don't even buy name brand shampoo or cereal, this is what we have, privileged assholes 75% of the time. I CANNOT wait till I'm done with college.
I was homeless for a few years. 2009 - 2017. Sad part is, I'm 24 now in 2020. The world is a shitty place. But when you've been to the dark and cold side of life, it makes you appreciate the even the shittiest of warm, well lit apartments... and just life in general. Don't take it for granted. 10/6/2020 EDIT: Holy crap! 690 likes? Thanks for all the love, guys. I think this is the most likes anything I've ever posted has ever gotten. Stay awesome, people! 12/26/2020 Thanks for all the love, you awesome people. Over 770 likes, this is one of my most liked comments ever. For anyone in the comments section STILL being harassed by the user Keyboard warrior Dio, just ignore him. Misery loves company and he's clearly very lonely. For the second time, I apologize on his behalf. He thinks he's some awesome edgy man but he's just a miserable child. A real man would have taken a step back and realized he should have apologized long ago, yet he will not relent and grow up. Keep on keepin' on, people!
@@thefirstsin2988 It's not that easy when you have no job because you have no money for transportation to a job and nobody will hire you anyway because you look and smell like hell because you don't have a place to shower. See the cycle here? I'm glad everyone thinks being homeless is easy.
0:35 aww Kevin I know you’re only joking but you really do make a lot of self degrading jokes, and take it from my experience, it really starts to become less of a joke and starts rubbing into you, honestly bro you’re funny and seem pretty sweet, give yourself credit and show yourself some love
@@edoardofrassine9848 I mean, speak for yourself! I like him because I play harp, because I want to know some "bad" game outcomes without it feeling bad, and because he says "feck".
No brass section allowed? Lmao 🤣 I died laughing at Kevin’s interpretation of that sign...I thought it meant no gas? Cuz it looked like a gas pump to me
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2:58 me recognizing the uniform lettering is written in my home language: THIS IS FUCKING PRAGUE MAIN TRAIN STATION... Fun fact: There are a lots of hobos there in real life, so I cant even be surprised that someone made a game of it. Like... We have made Mafia, Kingdom Come Deliverance... and then THIS
As a former homeless person (I lived in tunnels normally used for diverting floodwater), I think this is an accurate representation of life "out there", but where is the compulsory prostitution? The teenagers setting you on fire whilst you sleep? The other homeless people who would sooner kill you than they would steal from you (they kill you, then steal from you)? Most importantly, where are the narcotics which enable you to sleep on the bare concrete all night OR enable you to stay UP all night watching for anyone who might want to set you on fire? I recommend crack cocaine "I always flirt when I'm desperate"
6:55 Fun fact: the creators of this masterpiece are obviously Czech and this Maisner HOBO has become a legend in here thx to one of the RUclipsr who record every day life of homeless people. Well he is more into fake videos and making their life miserable for money but still, I am happy to see Maisner in here :-)
I find it interesting that I just kinda randomly read the text on the lottery ticket, realized it's in czech, and then suddenly I've noticed how so many things are in czech as well, even tho I was oblivious to it before
I feel like many youtubers love to brand themselves a certain way whether it be loud or energetic or whatever but you can still easily find examples of them being rather tame and it's just how they view themselves generally. Kevin however brands himself as being evil and good luck finding any examples of him otherwise. Kevin is as pure as it can get.
I love how this just fueled my addiction to scratch tickets. I was on the edge of my seat each time Edit: I also learned that Kevin does not know how the scratch ticket payout works.
The horrible thing is that most of the jokes and frustrations Kevin makes throughout this are real struggles that people go thru. It hits slightly too hard.
Being a master hobo will be so depressing to bear because youve been a hobo for so long youve become good at it and never leaving that "setback" that happened in your life
Kevin: this game knows me Game: you are just a simple nobody. you`re not particularly good at anything and you don`t even dare to hope for better tomorrows. Me: that sounds like youtube everytime kevin makes a vid
Me and my brothers friend were sat watching you for ages before my brother realised one of his friends were missing. He’s a yr11 and I’m a yr7...we both love your videos so much!
The beggining is the perfect depiction of kevins life. Not helping humanity as we slowly kill ourselves over oil and we will eventually watch our family die as faminine starts to take place as all the crops and animals have died already because of overheating. You think about what could have been but you know their is no point in that as our civilization collapses in on itself.
if I ever wind up homeless, I'll sneak into Canada and get arrested, I feel like they probably treat their prisoners better than the states does. Even so, I'd take a stint in jail over starving and freezing.
“If I go _into_ the fire I’ll be warm for the rest of my life!”
Well, you’re not wrong.
Hahaha! 😅
MattTheHECKINGWeeb except you won’t have a life
I mean he will be warm maybe even on fire
@@Damianizthebest998 That's the joke
King Jelly Donut my comment was a joke aswell
“I did it! I won the lottery, I’m a millionaire! How much do I win?!” “80, oh ok...”
80mil is still alot :-)
@@Blabernaber *80 not 80 million
@@shiannafoxx did you Evan bat a eye at the sarcastic face I made
Still though - $80.00 is a fortune to a Hobo! Guarantee you that Mr. "We're not friends!" guy would change his attitude REAL QUICK after you get that money!
@@Blabernaber it's hard to detect sarcasm through letters
Somehow every game Kevin plays ends with gambling or murder
Or both
Don’t let him play real life
@@mrgobbsmacked466 Last time he played real life he got hit by a car.
Ofcourse it does...
If it didn't then he wouldn't be Kevin
Or starting a cult
"Is holding superglue, a rope and some toilet paper"
Kevin: IM JACKED
Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it goi-
Me: We're not friends.
What kind of friendzone is this?
adamc295 the fuck you kind
*happy music stops*
This Joke has been banned in your country
Reason: Article 13
Lmao
“ RUclips is a short term gig”
But can you imagine an old man Kevin still playing games making jokes and all. That would be freaking awesome.
You misspelled sad
@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 No he's right.
@@backwhenthingsmadesense9418 fuck you!
I would be so happy to see old man kev
Fecking*
cop: "i dont have money"
kevin : '' i dOnT eItHer"
me: me to kevin..me too.
me too kevin*
Kevin: I got money! I think-
Me: No
Kevin: I'm gonna get-
Me: Kevin, no
Kevin: ANOTHER LOTTERY TICKET
Me: For fuck's sake, Kevin
He reminds me of my gambling addicted grandparents
*Feck's
*for FECKS sake
yep that was pretty much me the whole time. gambling addiction seems to be a problem for our dear Kevin lol
How do you think he became a hobo in the first place
"One man's trash is another man's trash in my pocket"
Oh I like that a lot. Gonna paint to a wall in backstreet
Hobo: Tough Life but I develop a gambling addiction
Lottery Tickets: *exist*
Kevin: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
This is actually a compelling critique of the crippling effects of addiction and how they reinforce our own social situations
"I always flirt when I'm desperate" same
I just flirt in general
looking nice today ;)
oh yeah yeah Very forward
@@ohyeahyeah5231 quite quick
Who else loves the fact that Kevin is showing himself playing the game more?
Maggie votsmier *no*
@@Damianizthebest998 agreed
Me
my favorite thing about this fandom is how emotionally invested we all are in kevin’s mental well-being and personal growth
Nah I don't like it. If you wanna have your face in a little box on the top of the screen, use twitch.
Him not being able to talk to anyone was dark af.
As someone who spent several years homeless, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Except you gotta get the scratch 'n sniff cards instead, because then you can at least imagine you're smelling real food for when the game is obviously rigged. Amateur mistake Kevin, you'll get better.
bacon bit Both.
@@Jordan-gb3yr How are you now?
@@Jordan-gb3yr Yes thanks for the update.
@@Jordan-gb3yr this is an old comment now, but I've only just seen it. How did your masters go??
@@Jordan-gb3yr **Employee:** “Is that a banana in your waist band or are you just happy to see me?😉”
"You're the long arm of the law you've got to fecking protect me. Screw you buddy you don't have have long arms." I can't stop laughing 😂
you laugh, but that's a pretty accurate depiction of czech cops >.>
‘I always flirt when i’m desperate.’
Oh, is that why Jimantha keeps cheating on her husband?
Whole video.
*hunts for information*
*gets information*
*ignores information*
*gets money*
*buy lottery tickets*
*loses everytime but once*
*wonders why he is broke and hungry*
*starts over again*
What is your opinion of mangos?
@@ballistichorse6221 i think potatoes are better
“Finally someone talks to me & I’m just away in my own little world.” That about sums up my real life.
Also I was in Create a Sim today randomizing last names and Pickens showed up!
Being a Hobo is a job itself.
Shit im 14 and this is deep
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Jesus fuck your playlist is disturbing
@@waldien5802 Good.
"If you don't want to work then that becomes your job. theres a lot of overtime and not many days off." - Pat the bunny
I don't like Pats music anymore but its true as fuck
TAILS
I stay in a shelter for over six months, finally get into a house, very excited. Finally sit down and see my favorite RUclipsr uploaded a video. Oh cool, what video?
Literally Marcus genuinely happy for you marcus
@@potential_dog_eater Getting internet is pretty easy nowadays.
@@potential_dog_eater If you have a phone which homeless people probably have because it's essential, you just go to a McDonalds, buy a very cheap drink and you get free wifi. I see a lot of homeless people hanging out at McDonalds to get wifi in my city. They ask for food or a drink some times too if they don't have the money to buy something to be able to stay. Public Library have free wifi too and even free computer access.
A lot of homeless shelters have wifi too.
Kevin: “ im Trying to disprove that beggars cant be choosers”
R/ChoosingBeggars: Allow us to introduce ourselves
I work kn a homeless shelter, it's infuriating how picky the clients are sometimes 😭🤣 like I understand if some types of soap give you a skin infection but some will throw a fit because you didn't give them a name brand shampoo or cereal, like excuse me? I don't even buy name brand shampoo or cereal, this is what we have, privileged assholes 75% of the time. I CANNOT wait till I'm done with college.
Funny
Grace Haven I’m sure a lot of them are grateful for the help, though.
I was homeless for a few years. 2009 - 2017. Sad part is, I'm 24 now in 2020. The world is a shitty place. But when you've been to the dark and cold side of life, it makes you appreciate the even the shittiest of warm, well lit apartments... and just life in general. Don't take it for granted.
10/6/2020 EDIT: Holy crap! 690 likes? Thanks for all the love, guys. I think this is the most likes anything I've ever posted has ever gotten. Stay awesome, people!
12/26/2020 Thanks for all the love, you awesome people. Over 770 likes, this is one of my most liked comments ever. For anyone in the comments section STILL being harassed by the user Keyboard warrior Dio, just ignore him. Misery loves company and he's clearly very lonely. For the second time, I apologize on his behalf. He thinks he's some awesome edgy man but he's just a miserable child. A real man would have taken a step back and realized he should have apologized long ago, yet he will not relent and grow up.
Keep on keepin' on, people!
Bryson Grondin u were homeless at 15? Damn that sucks
Should have rent a flat mate
@@thefirstsin2988 It's not that easy when you have no job because you have no money for transportation to a job and nobody will hire you anyway because you look and smell like hell because you don't have a place to shower. See the cycle here? I'm glad everyone thinks being homeless is easy.
@@PowerTrain611 literally who thinks being homeless is easy?
@@josedavidmendoza2854 The First Sin does, apparently. Look up.
Day 42069 of asking
****KEVIN****
to play
W H A T E V E R H E W A N T S
ok maybe I skipped a few days
You’ve been Asking him for 115 years please stop
Day 57 of me asking Karen to bring back the kids 😔😔😔
Day 20ish of being dead
@@fleek-mz5mr, no.
@@TySama0 Karen?
OMG, KEVIN PLAYING ANOTHER CZECH GAME
I love how he can't pronounce Hanicka 😂
Seeing as he pronounces human as "uman" (and I love it), it doesn't surprise me that he'd pronounce Hanicka as Annika.
Hello, fella czechs.
Which one did he also play?
Love this new videostyle, with gameplay mixed with facecam, i hope you keep using this style :D
0:35 aww Kevin I know you’re only joking but you really do make a lot of self degrading jokes, and take it from my experience, it really starts to become less of a joke and starts rubbing into you, honestly bro you’re funny and seem pretty sweet, give yourself credit and show yourself some love
Yeah! :)
Stan Edwards Come on man, that’s the reason we love him!
@@edoardofrassine9848 I mean, speak for yourself! I like him because I play harp, because I want to know some "bad" game outcomes without it feeling bad, and because he says "feck".
Kevin: Hey there friends, how's it go...
Me: Do I have friends?
Dam
I could be your friend
6:10...
Love is a burnin' thing
.
And it makes a fiery ring
.
Bound by wild desire
.
Kevin fell into a ring of fire.
No brass section allowed? Lmao 🤣 I died laughing at Kevin’s interpretation of that sign...I thought it meant no gas? Cuz it looked like a gas pump to me
*Kevin as a hobo*
"Excuse me, sir, would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Okay..."
*Kevin gets hit by a car* "Tadaa!"
Ok good at least now I know Kevin's future has been handled.
Hobo: I'm starving and have a dog to feed
Kevin: I don't have any food or money...
But I have lottery tickets!
Bore Ragnarok
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Heres a meme i stole: imgur.com/7z6BIU1
Kitty_Gamer23 BorE RaGNaRoK
jesus
Sam Stone came home
To his wife and family
After serving in the conflict overseas
And the time that he served
Had shattered all his nerves
And left a little shrapnel in hs knee
But the morphine eased the pain
And the grass grew 'round his brain
And gave him all the confidence he lacked
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Sam Stone's welcome home
Didn't last too long
He went to work, he'd spent his last dime
And Sammy took to stealing
When he got that empty feeling
For a hundred dollar habit, without overtime
And the gold rolled through his veins
Like a thousand railroad trains
Eased his mind in the hours that he chose
While the kids ran around wearing other
People's clothes
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Sam Stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
Well, he played his last request
While the room smelled just like death
With an overdose hovering in the air
But life had lost it's fun
And there was nothing to be done
Trade his house that he bought on the GI Bill
For a flag draped casket on a local heroes hill
There's a hole in daddy's arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs never last too long
On broken radios
Songwriters: JOHN PRINE
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
For non-commercial use only.
@@schiaccius1clay wut
"I could have bought two turds of a dog"...
I love your accent Kevin!
The way Kevin keeps saying "It was rigged from the start" makes me want to play New Vegas.
2:58 me recognizing the uniform lettering is written in my home language: THIS IS FUCKING PRAGUE MAIN TRAIN STATION... Fun fact: There are a lots of hobos there in real life, so I cant even be surprised that someone made a game of it.
Like... We have made Mafia, Kingdom Come Deliverance... and then THIS
Hobo: Tough Life but we just watch Kevin struggle desperately to talk to someone
I love watching you because your voice literally relaxes me to sleep. That sounds bad but I mean it such a good way😂😂
"Pretty sure he was an arsonist"
Takes one to know one, Kevin
6:46 do you realise that you found legendary hobo known in czech republic named Majsner ? he is star on channel Psychopat Bejr :D
Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin has a gambling addiction
An Irishman playing a Czech game? This is like a wet dream come true
Interesting to learn that Kevin has literally no idea how scratchcards work xD
7:22 behold, the wonderful beer brewery Gambus! :D (Gambrinus rip-off)
14:28 A-ha! I knew this place looked distinctly Prague-ish
Hobo: Tough Life but Kevin becomes addicted to scratch-offs
As a former homeless person (I lived in tunnels normally used for diverting floodwater), I think this is an accurate representation of life "out there", but where is the compulsory prostitution? The teenagers setting you on fire whilst you sleep? The other homeless people who would sooner kill you than they would steal from you (they kill you, then steal from you)? Most importantly, where are the narcotics which enable you to sleep on the bare concrete all night OR enable you to stay UP all night watching for anyone who might want to set you on fire? I recommend crack cocaine
"I always flirt when I'm desperate"
The good thing about this game is
*CHEAT CODES!*
If only someone sold working cheat codes for real life...
toothless toe get rich quick pyramid schemes exist already
Hobo: Tough Life, but all Kevin wants is his feckin' dog......but a scratch off will do.
Kevin I would loved to hear you narrating audiobooks, your voice is amazing
watching this while being homeless is a different experience
“Hello friend”
“We are not friends”
Finally a game I can relate too
+1
Maisner is the most popular hobo in Czech Republic 😃 nice seeing him there
2:58 "městská policie" lol it is set in Czech Republic.
0:41 What's wrong with that? I love my friends 😂
who knew lottery tickets are THAT useful??? Damn, kevin nails being a hobo
3:17 I’d like to imagine Kevin taping a map to a hat so he doesn’t have to hold it :)
Kevin is going to turn Hobo: Tough Life into Hobo: Tougher Life.
He has no computer.🙁
therefore he can't clean it
6:55 Fun fact: the creators of this masterpiece are obviously Czech and this Maisner HOBO has become a legend in here thx to one of the RUclipsr who record every day life of homeless people. Well he is more into fake videos and making their life miserable for money but still, I am happy to see Maisner in here :-)
i didnt know my future was made into a game
Oof
I live at home with my parents, no job , no future - this game is a training tool for my future
7:37 it's like that Gwyneth Paltrow thing with the foodstamps. Certainly a family with limited income will need 10 limes
Yes
I find it interesting that I just kinda randomly read the text on the lottery ticket, realized it's in czech, and then suddenly I've noticed how so many things are in czech as well, even tho I was oblivious to it before
*Hobo: Tough Life but I am a gambling addicted
I love the little snipets of his facecam in the middle of the video, his expressions are genuinely funny.
You like to play Czech games I see
Yaaas
Anooo :D
Pivo prosim
Ahooj xd
Nobody tell Twitter about this video. Kevin said Gipsy which is apparently considered a slur now.
*W E A R E N O T F R I E N D S*
I feel like many youtubers love to brand themselves a certain way whether it be loud or energetic or whatever but you can still easily find examples of them being rather tame and it's just how they view themselves generally. Kevin however brands himself as being evil and good luck finding any examples of him otherwise. Kevin is as pure as it can get.
Kevin- that irish whiskey would help
The item description- "its not irish"
THIS game is officially 1.0 you NEED to replay this NOWWW
I love how this just fueled my addiction to scratch tickets. I was on the edge of my seat each time
Edit: I also learned that Kevin does not know how the scratch ticket payout works.
I watch a lot of gaming RUclipsrs but you're the first one who makes me literally laugh out loud. You're hilarious
Princess Melly same!
Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
Epic
Hobo to the Fitness Trainer: Do you have any spare change?
Me, an actual fitness trainer: not likely.
Kevin has never said condom more in his life
The horrible thing is that most of the jokes and frustrations Kevin makes throughout this are real struggles that people go thru. It hits slightly too hard.
I feel like if you were homeless you would have a pet roomba
I like how i turn up the brightness and literally kevin blinded me
I really enjoy your videos :) thanks for the entertainment!
:)
:)
:^)
Please play more of this! This was a lot of fun to watch.
Hobo: Tough Life? More like
Bore: Ragnarok
Being a master hobo will be so depressing to bear because youve been a hobo for so long youve become good at it and never leaving that "setback" that happened in your life
Get me the fek back on the sims 4 and death road Kevin
And before you all say it...no I’m not fake I am genuine Jim Pickens
Kevin: this game knows me
Game: you are just a simple nobody. you`re not particularly good at anything and you don`t even dare to hope for better tomorrows.
Me: that sounds like youtube everytime kevin makes a vid
At 10:56 Kevin becomes Benny from Fallout New Vegas
Me and my brothers friend were sat watching you for ages before my brother realised one of his friends were missing. He’s a yr11 and I’m a yr7...we both love your videos so much!
I just found your channel yesterday and HOLY CRAP I’ve subscribed and watched about 50 videos already 😂😂😂 YOUR HILARIOUS. 💯👍🏻🔥
This game exists. God does move mountains. And hobos.
Hobo but the Gambling Addiction Continues After I Become Homeless
15:16 I'm getting fecking rich 124 Czech crones = 5.08 dollar
People: czech games are trash
Czech games:
Kevin’s laugh brightens my day ❤️
Kevin this game entered 1.0 now you should play it again
*runs up to hobo*
OMG ARE YOU COSPLAYING HOBO TOUGH LIFE ?? I LOVE IT IT'S SO REAL LOOKING
It's a czech game! Greetings from Czech Republic :)
Did you see it mention Zizkov? 😂
@@elijahstuffs No, just a lot of czech signs and of course I know that it is developed by czechs :)
@@MartyKay Slovakian game.
The beggining is the perfect depiction of kevins life. Not helping humanity as we slowly kill ourselves over oil and we will eventually watch our family die as faminine starts to take place as all the crops and animals have died already because of overheating. You think about what could have been but you know their is no point in that as our civilization collapses in on itself.
*_If you can’t improve your own life, just destroy other people’s lives!_*
if I ever wind up homeless, I'll sneak into Canada and get arrested, I feel like they probably treat their prisoners better than the states does. Even so, I'd take a stint in jail over starving and freezing.