so hitman in vr was an embarassing mistake...

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Hitman 3 in VR is funny disaster when you go to a party in the Isle of Sgail but they stick you to a lie detector and won't let a Hitman have an easy time. Hitman Virtual Reality assassinations can be a real mess.
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  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +407

    Crusty tried making friends and this is what happens I hope you're all happy

    • @lumo7461
      @lumo7461 2 года назад +7

      Any vid from you makes us happy🙂🙂

    • @TortoiseMan
      @TortoiseMan 2 года назад +6

      Very much so, Sir.

    • @perijn.vd.striker3965
      @perijn.vd.striker3965 2 года назад +3

      ofcourse i am, i started watching your channel ever since i saw that hitman video( the japanese one) and you made me laugh a lot. thanks a lot for creating this stuff

    • @claytonconley6696
      @claytonconley6696 2 года назад +1

      Crusty I'm crying.
      You could say I'm happy.
      "Mine" oh my gosh I peed

    • @Spitfire576
      @Spitfire576 2 года назад +1

      Ahhh, but tormenting the NPC's is just so much more fun! They knew how to design this game, for sure...

  • @Cheesegradder
    @Cheesegradder 2 года назад +643

    How he instantly snatched the the token from her hand had me dying💀

    • @dieterrosswag933
      @dieterrosswag933 2 года назад +71

      "That's why your gender is falling down"
      (Silence)
      *Shot in the face

    • @LoliFoxQueen
      @LoliFoxQueen 2 года назад +25

      She had that one coming.

    • @idrumsometimes
      @idrumsometimes Год назад +4

      The the😱

    • @Bunny2319b
      @Bunny2319b Год назад +2

      LMAO

    • @ManaPotionArtisan
      @ManaPotionArtisan Год назад +7

      the following banter really sounds like how jack sparrow would justify that.

  • @iambatsmurfette7194
    @iambatsmurfette7194 2 года назад +231

    Leaves a whole bathroom full of bodies, without worrying.
    Kills a single person - "I'll hide your body in here. People tend to frown upon corpses" 🤣

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +71

      I grew as a person 🙂

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +5

      @@IAmCrusty they'll just think the bathroom is where the event is taking place

    • @teviancetauriac9935
      @teviancetauriac9935 2 года назад +2

      😂imagine

    • @nickthelick
      @nickthelick Год назад +2

      "OK... I don't see anything suspicious..."!!! 🤔 😂 😁

    • @deanraney1049
      @deanraney1049 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nickthelick standing in a pool of blood while saying that too

  • @SeiichirouUta
    @SeiichirouUta 2 года назад +279

    If someone had just danced with him, this wouldn't have happened.
    For sure.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +83

      Absolutely! Probably.

    • @nickthelick
      @nickthelick 10 месяцев назад +4

      Just like if he'd been given a blueberry muffin on the Suburban BBQ level then sooo many people would've been spared! 🤔😁🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
      ✌🏼😉👍🏼

  • @akastewart
    @akastewart 2 года назад +517

    1:47 “They look disgusting, but I’m looking to train my gag reflex this evening.”
    Most nickable line I’ve heard in a long time. Solid gold. 😂

    • @Veyron_fan
      @Veyron_fan 2 года назад +15

      Oh no I must disagree. The most nickable line is "now remove the clothes, while I lubricate the donkey" 🤣

    • @clifftonicstudios7469
      @clifftonicstudios7469 2 года назад +6

      @@Veyron_fan No its I can see your post-box but don,t wanna pay the stamps.

  • @supernomed1
    @supernomed1 Год назад +31

    Guard - “I need backup!”
    Crusty - “And I need to ascend…give me your skin!” 😂 priceless

  • @edward3630
    @edward3630 2 года назад +119

    The greatest hitman of all time. He makes strangling people look so effortless.

  • @antonfowler6582
    @antonfowler6582 2 года назад +367

    Just imagine his neighbours listening to this without any context 😳

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +169

      That might be why they avoid eye contact and run inside when I open the door

    • @TheHitman-
      @TheHitman- Год назад +2

      Imagine your neighbors being able to hear you at all...

    • @Sir-Red
      @Sir-Red Год назад +5

      @@TheHitman- lol pretty common for most people, unless your a richy rich or inherited a house with decent land

    • @darrellbeets7758
      @darrellbeets7758 Год назад +3

      @@TheHitman- yea pretty standart in europe

    • @thewolfman13100
      @thewolfman13100 Месяц назад

      So my neighbor at 2 am

  • @rogermasters2657
    @rogermasters2657 2 года назад +51

    I've lost count of how many times I've been at a party with a gun in one hand & an apple in the other & people won't get naked. Even when I ask nicely.. You'd think a secluded island full of suspicious billionaires would have more manners.
    Society really has gone to the dogs.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +24

      It's the snobbery yesterday gets me. Show me winkie!

    • @LostWolf911
      @LostWolf911 2 года назад +2

      @@IAmCrusty 😂

  • @richardjamesIII
    @richardjamesIII Год назад +7

    "I don't have time for frisky tag, just give up your molecules and sleep forever!"
    Your turns of phrase! You sir, are a wordsmith.

  • @calebkasprzyk7114
    @calebkasprzyk7114 2 года назад +80

    Hilarious how you went from telling everyone to take off their clothes to seeing Zoe’s legs and saying “Goodness gracious, my lady! I am married” 😂

  • @Pandion1872
    @Pandion1872 2 года назад +234

    "I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps"
    I was in tears!

    • @10GaugeManiac
      @10GaugeManiac 2 года назад +6

      They're not even self adhesive

    • @b8nnytez
      @b8nnytez Год назад +1

      me too
      what the neighbours are thinking here god only knows😂😂😂

  • @Noz135
    @Noz135 2 года назад +58

    7:09-7:20 had me straight up dying. "MINE" runs off with the damn coin, followed by the pause just before capping her ass xD great stuff Crusty! :)

  • @mr_smiley6689
    @mr_smiley6689 2 года назад +65

    It amazes me that you haven't won some kind of acting award, I mean seriously the content you make crusty, ✨ artwork ✨

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 2 года назад +20

    12:09 I love how she looks over at the perfect timing lmao

  • @elanbus
    @elanbus 2 года назад +161

    This Chanel is criminally underrated. You deserve like 10 times the subscribers.

    • @thedrumchef5332
      @thedrumchef5332 2 года назад +3

      Fr tho he sounds kinda like jack sparrow

    • @kakashiapproves7624
      @kakashiapproves7624 2 года назад +1

      He dose

    • @thedrumchef5332
      @thedrumchef5332 2 года назад +1

      @@Rotten_Water_ yeah

    • @michaelyobs4448
      @michaelyobs4448 2 года назад +8

      @@thedrumchef5332 Never know! Maybe Johnny Depp watched his videos to create the voice for his character

    • @DubVT-wvt
      @DubVT-wvt 2 года назад +1

      They coming, I just found the page a week ago, been here alooot lol long as he don't stop more peop.......🤣 I'm sorry he just slapped a bitch 😭 🤣

  • @Zaadin19
    @Zaadin19 Год назад +6

    That he sounds a tad like Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow and just instantly smacked this dude at the begin had me in stitchs.

  • @hanskneesun123
    @hanskneesun123 Год назад +10

    The improvised genius that is Crusty, a masterclass in comedic timing, other platitudes are available.

  • @Dcode117
    @Dcode117 2 года назад +31

    Crusty always makes me laugh to tears "I can see your post box but I dont wanna pay for stamps" 😂😂😂

  • @powpowfouyjrc6081
    @powpowfouyjrc6081 2 года назад +11

    7:46 and the following event was so hilarious i had tears coming out

  • @ianconway4711
    @ianconway4711 2 года назад +12

    A torrid well paced love story, tense and chilling belied by it's simple beautiful storytelling style. 10/10 Would watch again.

  • @LeonMcLeon
    @LeonMcLeon 2 года назад +15

    9:27 “The corpse party shall continue until you all show me your WEENKIES and your FOO FOO’s”! 🤣

    • @b8nnytez
      @b8nnytez Год назад +2

      Yeah that was brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBoredGamer69420
    @TheBoredGamer69420 2 года назад +5

    "I can see your postbox and I do not wish to pay for stamps" I gotta remember that one

  • @lancehayford4593
    @lancehayford4593 Год назад +3

    7:02 You've got stuff on you. I love stuff! Get out the way. Coins! this is my favorite crusty quote so far!

    • @lancehayford4593
      @lancehayford4593 Год назад

      8:08 also this quote: look how many coins you had! im flabbergasted. i am flabbergasted. this will be my way into the perversion society.

  • @jonas3333
    @jonas3333 Год назад +6

    Oh! to be able to create the dialogue you do while playing these! You sir, are a wordsmith and your escapades are endlessly entertaining.

  • @TheMooshinator
    @TheMooshinator Год назад +5

    This is amazing. You've even got the physical comedy down in VR. Well done, mate.

  • @DEVSJM
    @DEVSJM 2 года назад +16

    Crusty back with some more hitman, always love to see these

  • @ripliner3964
    @ripliner3964 2 года назад +1

    It’s like jack sparrow had an aneurism, got transported into the future, and is now having a constant mental breakdown

  • @ThatOneGuy101011
    @ThatOneGuy101011 2 года назад +10

    Few people can so well provide me with the dose of vicariously lived insanity that I need to peacefully exist in society

  • @TrentCantrell
    @TrentCantrell 2 года назад +2

    Guy walks into the bathroom, sees a crazy man and blood stains all over. "I don't see anything suspicious. Please don't kill me"

  • @Dean_Cohen2y5
    @Dean_Cohen2y5 2 года назад +13

    Here's our fabulous Crusty with another magnificent video!
    Thank you Crusty for your fabulousness always able to put a smile on my face.
    Each one is a masterpiece!
    I hope you have the most fantastic of days. Already can't wait for the next video! 😁

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 2 года назад +6

    9:26 😂 I was expecting that and crusty didn't disappoint!

  • @joshiesworld77
    @joshiesworld77 2 года назад +2

    The one guy who walked into the bathroom then said he doesn't see anything suspicious reminds me of the last scene in Batman when the guy walked into the room, stared at Batman then walked out and said he didn't see anything. 😹😹😹

  • @Rinoto
    @Rinoto 2 года назад +11

    If the Joker was cast by Jack Sparrow you would get Crusty, and I love that.

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 2 года назад

      If I took a shot every time some random claimed he sounds like Jack Sparrow, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning about 10 videos ago. Which is kinda stupid since he does not sound like Jack Sparrow at all.

  • @nessaplays23
    @nessaplays23 2 года назад +2

    Crusty talking about Micheal immediately reminded me of how Loki was telling the story about faking his own death on Sakarr 😂

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +1

    5:27 that edit was exquisite

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin 2 года назад +2

    8:21 This fella realized he was in a Crusty video and decided to pretend he didn't see the blood.
    Smart man.

  • @adamnobody3054
    @adamnobody3054 2 года назад +4

    I love all your videos, but I think Hitman is my favorite. You make him out to be such a raging psychopath, I love it! Stay crazy Crusty!

  • @chuck7190
    @chuck7190 Год назад +1

    I just simply can't get enough of his grandiose hand gestures when hes making his psychotic decisions.

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 года назад +1

    "I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
    OR
    10 minutes later....
    *scene with restroom full of dead guests
    🤯🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexandercamlin8889
    @alexandercamlin8889 Год назад +1

    I am so stealing “this is all the small talk I’m prepared to make.”

  • @t2stu
    @t2stu Год назад +1

    I've watched this so many times and still laugh. It's the slap on the chaps arse "good man, looking fancy" that does it.

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 2 месяца назад +1

    "You're starting to freak me out"
    My man we are seventeen minutes through this video

  • @WickettTheiWok
    @WickettTheiWok 2 месяца назад

    “ I don’t see anything suspicious” and the door closes with blood all over it

  • @boneseal6227
    @boneseal6227 2 года назад +3

    How does he speak so elegantly yet improperly at the same time

  • @Endeavr_
    @Endeavr_ 2 года назад +1

    "You will shock the worms." Why did THAT get me laughing?

  • @noahbabat805
    @noahbabat805 2 года назад +3

    When he said “I don’t trust the mayonnaise” I burst into laughter

  • @z0rax
    @z0rax 2 года назад +9

    This is so awesome, like always! Thank you for the funniest and most entertaining content on RUclips 😀👍 I'm so so grateful!
    Every day i go to your account just to check if there's something new. I've seen everything on this channel and now I'm watching all content from your other RUclips and your live's from twitch

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +8

      Your support is awesome and I appreciate it!

  • @shadiwon
    @shadiwon 2 года назад +1

    so many Priceless moments top ones for me was the coin snatch from the ladies hand, and the butt slap to that one chap lmao.

  • @thewasatch208
    @thewasatch208 2 года назад +5

    Driving across Texas... I NEEDED THIS! Thank you

  • @SybrenSteegmans
    @SybrenSteegmans 2 года назад +6

    This one was SO good! Top tier acting from the great man himself ;-)

  • @brianevans6423
    @brianevans6423 9 месяцев назад

    "I'm planning on training my gag reflex this evening." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. Thats comedy gold.

  • @jebbyplaysvr
    @jebbyplaysvr 4 месяца назад

    "I can see your post box, and I don't wish to pay for stamps." Lmao

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 5 месяцев назад

    Crusty as Captain Jack sparrow, playing as Hitman Agent 43. This is just hilarious. 😂

  • @thewatching6504
    @thewatching6504 Год назад +1

    6:52 Rich woman dies so dramatically...
    😂

  • @Ceph_Bluejay9
    @Ceph_Bluejay9 Год назад +1

    “You look like a space age dustbin “
    Crusty 2022

  • @davewilliams5721
    @davewilliams5721 2 года назад +1

    Grandkids: "What did you do for fun when you were younger?"
    Crusty: " Ran around in VR killing people because they wouldn't show me their winkies"

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez Год назад

    OMFG...i was eating some ice cream when '10 MINUTES LATER' flashed on screen, and it cut to a rest room full of dead bodies.....I very nearly choked!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mtrakker1985
    @mtrakker1985 2 года назад +1

    "He deserved better." - "Ah, no he didn't."

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 Год назад

    22:36 Missed opportunity to say "Silence is consent."

  • @humedesmond7774
    @humedesmond7774 11 месяцев назад

    14.30 Crusty : "Listen if you wouldn't mind I just want to be part of the social get together the gathering"
    Next : "Get out of my way i'll drown your kittens!!!!!"
    Most insane and hilarious line ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dfgdfg_
    @dfgdfg_ Год назад

    "Forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" 🤣

  • @Shounen-
    @Shounen- 2 года назад +3

    And that’s another mission successful 47

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +2

      Honestly I just wanted to join a nice club for friends for once 😞

  • @sr2172
    @sr2172 Год назад

    "I'm going to punch you in the face now and you might not like it"
    I actually want to get into a fight now just so I can say that.
    I would lose terribly.
    But I'd be a legend.

  • @agntprometheus
    @agntprometheus 18 дней назад

    The way you took that coin had me in tears, omg.

  • @stevedoetsch
    @stevedoetsch Год назад

    5:20 "When in Rome...dive right in!"🤣

  • @mrfinefeet5668
    @mrfinefeet5668 Год назад

    15:37 it’s not about the money it’s about sending a message!

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 года назад +1

    I can see your postbox and I don't wish to pay for stamps... OMG...it is GENIUS!
    Crusty has the most humongous brain in existence!!!

  • @kevintamas7164
    @kevintamas7164 Год назад

    Thats so cool. This sounds like the beginning of an enemy of batman. The partycrusher.

  • @AlexHensley1917
    @AlexHensley1917 Год назад +1

    Why do I feel like I’m watching an even crazier pagan min pov (in a good way) I love it 😂😂

  • @Jarmen__Kell
    @Jarmen__Kell 2 года назад +2

    "Just forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" xD

  • @leam1978
    @leam1978 Год назад

    crusty, the batman we truly need. nothing of value was lost.

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame Месяц назад

    The second laugh was best. Very bombastic.

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 Год назад

    5:20 - I love how all the guards would run into the bathroom only to get massacred on entry...

  • @Madmatt18
    @Madmatt18 2 года назад

    "to you feel my sadness? *slap* then feel my pain"

  • @martinkaleczinski9481
    @martinkaleczinski9481 Год назад

    Man I´m getting genuine Joker vibes, absolutely hilarious.

  • @IzlomForDaHorde
    @IzlomForDaHorde Год назад +1

    7:47 Gold

  • @GorilieVR
    @GorilieVR 2 года назад +10

    Imagine the immersion someday soon when you could carry on an intelligent conversation with an npc in VR and build relationships and interact with them 🤗

    • @IFTALES
      @IFTALES 2 года назад

      You won't need real life anymore! Game life will be better.

    • @tomaszwota1465
      @tomaszwota1465 Год назад

      It's kinda doable right now, we need to combine speech recognition with GPT/Character AI and TTS. And all that in, say, Skyrim-like VR? Imagine trying to talk NPCs into betraying other NPCs or into divulging secrets, lol.

  • @KIA130123
    @KIA130123 2 года назад +2

    30 seconds in and clapping, instantly misreading social cues. Perfectly summing up Crusty and setting up this video for a like as it'd be undoubtable as good as all the rest.

  • @mitsurushimada1549
    @mitsurushimada1549 10 месяцев назад

    8:27 this had me in tears 😂😂😂 only just found your channel, but thanks for the laughs! Amazing content 😂😂

  • @tomaszwota1465
    @tomaszwota1465 Год назад

    *Guard stepping into a pool of sticky blood with his right shoe, on otherwise perfectly clean white stone floor* - _I don't see anything suspicious!_
    Righty-O!

  • @BananaPro-os3po
    @BananaPro-os3po 3 месяца назад

    The way he snatched the token from her hand had me dying 😂

  • @MrSleves
    @MrSleves Год назад +1

    I can´t believe I watched this till the end...LMAO

  • @NikoMewr
    @NikoMewr 2 года назад +1

    Had me crying and laughing throughout. Keep up the amazing chaos you beautiful soul.

  • @sinephase
    @sinephase Год назад

    the fact that hitman got so many sequels but thief didn't goes to show how bad the average person's taste is

  • @adamwhite9872
    @adamwhite9872 2 года назад

    "No! No more than that you will shock the worms..."
    My man you are demented. I love it.

  • @sway2032
    @sway2032 Год назад +1

    Who's the loser now😂😂😂 I had to watch that part twice 😂 pure gold

  • @Aeonkraken
    @Aeonkraken Год назад

    I expected to watch a Hitman VR vdeo but I ended into a Vampire: The Masquerade VR Video 🤣🤣😂
    with a bald Malkavian irrupting into secret human cult

  • @larryfriend9298
    @larryfriend9298 Год назад

    "Impersonating a pirate" .....omg I'm dieing.

  • @coreypotter3577
    @coreypotter3577 2 года назад

    He random things you say always gets me.”I’ll drown your kitten!” Priceless

  • @mikesmollin2043
    @mikesmollin2043 Год назад

    "OK! I DON'T SEE ANYTHING SUSPISIOUS!" Damn right you don't

  • @Jonty161
    @Jonty161 2 месяца назад +1

    Im convinced this dude is Johnny Depp

  • @potatowaffle5653
    @potatowaffle5653 Год назад

    Why do I hear captain Jack sparrow playing hitman VR? ITS AMAZING

  • @nikitaromaikin3551
    @nikitaromaikin3551 2 месяца назад +1

    Thats Jack Sparrow on heavy drugs lol

  • @BainTheBuilder
    @BainTheBuilder 2 года назад

    Dang captain jack had a new adventure.

  • @noobtheking2127
    @noobtheking2127 2 года назад

    Imagine you are just going to a party and thier is someone shouting to you , cam dance with me and after you go to the bathroom to cry and see him in there with body's next to him

  • @PredatoryPrey
    @PredatoryPrey Год назад

    I didn't know Captain Jack Sparrow played Hitman VR!

  • @BlazeWill
    @BlazeWill Год назад

    Eyes wide shut + Captain Jack Sparrow = this

  • @TheDafyddDuck
    @TheDafyddDuck 2 года назад +1

    I seriously cannot be the only who thinks this but IAmCrusty at points sounds like Murdoc LMFAO

  • @erinbagley9670
    @erinbagley9670 2 года назад +2

    You should have way more people watching your videos they crack me up every time dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣