so hitman in vr was an embarassing mistake...
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Hitman 3 in VR is funny disaster when you go to a party in the Isle of Sgail but they stick you to a lie detector and won't let a Hitman have an easy time. Hitman Virtual Reality assassinations can be a real mess.
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Crusty tried making friends and this is what happens I hope you're all happy
Any vid from you makes us happy🙂🙂
Very much so, Sir.
ofcourse i am, i started watching your channel ever since i saw that hitman video( the japanese one) and you made me laugh a lot. thanks a lot for creating this stuff
Crusty I'm crying.
You could say I'm happy.
"Mine" oh my gosh I peed
Ahhh, but tormenting the NPC's is just so much more fun! They knew how to design this game, for sure...
How he instantly snatched the the token from her hand had me dying💀
"That's why your gender is falling down"
(Silence)
*Shot in the face
She had that one coming.
The the😱
LMAO
the following banter really sounds like how jack sparrow would justify that.
Leaves a whole bathroom full of bodies, without worrying.
Kills a single person - "I'll hide your body in here. People tend to frown upon corpses" 🤣
I grew as a person 🙂
@@IAmCrusty they'll just think the bathroom is where the event is taking place
😂imagine
"OK... I don't see anything suspicious..."!!! 🤔 😂 😁
@@nickthelick standing in a pool of blood while saying that too
If someone had just danced with him, this wouldn't have happened.
For sure.
Absolutely! Probably.
Just like if he'd been given a blueberry muffin on the Suburban BBQ level then sooo many people would've been spared! 🤔😁🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
✌🏼😉👍🏼
1:47 “They look disgusting, but I’m looking to train my gag reflex this evening.”
Most nickable line I’ve heard in a long time. Solid gold. 😂
Oh no I must disagree. The most nickable line is "now remove the clothes, while I lubricate the donkey" 🤣
@@Veyron_fan No its I can see your post-box but don,t wanna pay the stamps.
Guard - “I need backup!”
Crusty - “And I need to ascend…give me your skin!” 😂 priceless
The greatest hitman of all time. He makes strangling people look so effortless.
Just imagine his neighbours listening to this without any context 😳
That might be why they avoid eye contact and run inside when I open the door
Imagine your neighbors being able to hear you at all...
@@TheHitman- lol pretty common for most people, unless your a richy rich or inherited a house with decent land
@@TheHitman- yea pretty standart in europe
So my neighbor at 2 am
I've lost count of how many times I've been at a party with a gun in one hand & an apple in the other & people won't get naked. Even when I ask nicely.. You'd think a secluded island full of suspicious billionaires would have more manners.
Society really has gone to the dogs.
It's the snobbery yesterday gets me. Show me winkie!
@@IAmCrusty 😂
"I don't have time for frisky tag, just give up your molecules and sleep forever!"
Your turns of phrase! You sir, are a wordsmith.
Hilarious how you went from telling everyone to take off their clothes to seeing Zoe’s legs and saying “Goodness gracious, my lady! I am married” 😂
"I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps"
I was in tears!
They're not even self adhesive
me too
what the neighbours are thinking here god only knows😂😂😂
7:09-7:20 had me straight up dying. "MINE" runs off with the damn coin, followed by the pause just before capping her ass xD great stuff Crusty! :)
It amazes me that you haven't won some kind of acting award, I mean seriously the content you make crusty, ✨ artwork ✨
We have him on film! "How many more are out there?"
12:09 I love how she looks over at the perfect timing lmao
This Chanel is criminally underrated. You deserve like 10 times the subscribers.
Fr tho he sounds kinda like jack sparrow
He dose
@@Rotten_Water_ yeah
@@thedrumchef5332 Never know! Maybe Johnny Depp watched his videos to create the voice for his character
They coming, I just found the page a week ago, been here alooot lol long as he don't stop more peop.......🤣 I'm sorry he just slapped a bitch 😭 🤣
That he sounds a tad like Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow and just instantly smacked this dude at the begin had me in stitchs.
The improvised genius that is Crusty, a masterclass in comedic timing, other platitudes are available.
Crusty always makes me laugh to tears "I can see your post box but I dont wanna pay for stamps" 😂😂😂
7:46 and the following event was so hilarious i had tears coming out
A torrid well paced love story, tense and chilling belied by it's simple beautiful storytelling style. 10/10 Would watch again.
9:27 “The corpse party shall continue until you all show me your WEENKIES and your FOO FOO’s”! 🤣
Yeah that was brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂
"I can see your postbox and I do not wish to pay for stamps" I gotta remember that one
7:02 You've got stuff on you. I love stuff! Get out the way. Coins! this is my favorite crusty quote so far!
8:08 also this quote: look how many coins you had! im flabbergasted. i am flabbergasted. this will be my way into the perversion society.
Oh! to be able to create the dialogue you do while playing these! You sir, are a wordsmith and your escapades are endlessly entertaining.
This is amazing. You've even got the physical comedy down in VR. Well done, mate.
Crusty back with some more hitman, always love to see these
It’s like jack sparrow had an aneurism, got transported into the future, and is now having a constant mental breakdown
Few people can so well provide me with the dose of vicariously lived insanity that I need to peacefully exist in society
Guy walks into the bathroom, sees a crazy man and blood stains all over. "I don't see anything suspicious. Please don't kill me"
Here's our fabulous Crusty with another magnificent video!
Thank you Crusty for your fabulousness always able to put a smile on my face.
Each one is a masterpiece!
I hope you have the most fantastic of days. Already can't wait for the next video! 😁
9:26 😂 I was expecting that and crusty didn't disappoint!
The one guy who walked into the bathroom then said he doesn't see anything suspicious reminds me of the last scene in Batman when the guy walked into the room, stared at Batman then walked out and said he didn't see anything. 😹😹😹
If the Joker was cast by Jack Sparrow you would get Crusty, and I love that.
If I took a shot every time some random claimed he sounds like Jack Sparrow, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning about 10 videos ago. Which is kinda stupid since he does not sound like Jack Sparrow at all.
Crusty talking about Micheal immediately reminded me of how Loki was telling the story about faking his own death on Sakarr 😂
5:27 that edit was exquisite
8:21 This fella realized he was in a Crusty video and decided to pretend he didn't see the blood.
Smart man.
I love all your videos, but I think Hitman is my favorite. You make him out to be such a raging psychopath, I love it! Stay crazy Crusty!
I just simply can't get enough of his grandiose hand gestures when hes making his psychotic decisions.
"I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
OR
10 minutes later....
*scene with restroom full of dead guests
🤯🤣🤣🤣
I am so stealing “this is all the small talk I’m prepared to make.”
I've watched this so many times and still laugh. It's the slap on the chaps arse "good man, looking fancy" that does it.
"You're starting to freak me out"
My man we are seventeen minutes through this video
“ I don’t see anything suspicious” and the door closes with blood all over it
How does he speak so elegantly yet improperly at the same time
"You will shock the worms." Why did THAT get me laughing?
When he said “I don’t trust the mayonnaise” I burst into laughter
This is so awesome, like always! Thank you for the funniest and most entertaining content on RUclips 😀👍 I'm so so grateful!
Every day i go to your account just to check if there's something new. I've seen everything on this channel and now I'm watching all content from your other RUclips and your live's from twitch
Your support is awesome and I appreciate it!
so many Priceless moments top ones for me was the coin snatch from the ladies hand, and the butt slap to that one chap lmao.
Driving across Texas... I NEEDED THIS! Thank you
This one was SO good! Top tier acting from the great man himself ;-)
"I'm planning on training my gag reflex this evening." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. Thats comedy gold.
"I can see your post box, and I don't wish to pay for stamps." Lmao
Crusty as Captain Jack sparrow, playing as Hitman Agent 43. This is just hilarious. 😂
6:52 Rich woman dies so dramatically...
😂
“You look like a space age dustbin “
Crusty 2022
Grandkids: "What did you do for fun when you were younger?"
Crusty: " Ran around in VR killing people because they wouldn't show me their winkies"
he aint that young
OMFG...i was eating some ice cream when '10 MINUTES LATER' flashed on screen, and it cut to a rest room full of dead bodies.....I very nearly choked!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He deserved better." - "Ah, no he didn't."
22:36 Missed opportunity to say "Silence is consent."
14.30 Crusty : "Listen if you wouldn't mind I just want to be part of the social get together the gathering"
Next : "Get out of my way i'll drown your kittens!!!!!"
Most insane and hilarious line ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" 🤣
And that’s another mission successful 47
Honestly I just wanted to join a nice club for friends for once 😞
"I'm going to punch you in the face now and you might not like it"
I actually want to get into a fight now just so I can say that.
I would lose terribly.
But I'd be a legend.
The way you took that coin had me in tears, omg.
5:20 "When in Rome...dive right in!"🤣
15:37 it’s not about the money it’s about sending a message!
I can see your postbox and I don't wish to pay for stamps... OMG...it is GENIUS!
Crusty has the most humongous brain in existence!!!
Thats so cool. This sounds like the beginning of an enemy of batman. The partycrusher.
Why do I feel like I’m watching an even crazier pagan min pov (in a good way) I love it 😂😂
"Just forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" xD
crusty, the batman we truly need. nothing of value was lost.
The second laugh was best. Very bombastic.
5:20 - I love how all the guards would run into the bathroom only to get massacred on entry...
"to you feel my sadness? *slap* then feel my pain"
Man I´m getting genuine Joker vibes, absolutely hilarious.
7:47 Gold
Imagine the immersion someday soon when you could carry on an intelligent conversation with an npc in VR and build relationships and interact with them 🤗
You won't need real life anymore! Game life will be better.
It's kinda doable right now, we need to combine speech recognition with GPT/Character AI and TTS. And all that in, say, Skyrim-like VR? Imagine trying to talk NPCs into betraying other NPCs or into divulging secrets, lol.
30 seconds in and clapping, instantly misreading social cues. Perfectly summing up Crusty and setting up this video for a like as it'd be undoubtable as good as all the rest.
8:27 this had me in tears 😂😂😂 only just found your channel, but thanks for the laughs! Amazing content 😂😂
*Guard stepping into a pool of sticky blood with his right shoe, on otherwise perfectly clean white stone floor* - _I don't see anything suspicious!_
Righty-O!
The way he snatched the token from her hand had me dying 😂
I can´t believe I watched this till the end...LMAO
Had me crying and laughing throughout. Keep up the amazing chaos you beautiful soul.
the fact that hitman got so many sequels but thief didn't goes to show how bad the average person's taste is
"No! No more than that you will shock the worms..."
My man you are demented. I love it.
Who's the loser now😂😂😂 I had to watch that part twice 😂 pure gold
I expected to watch a Hitman VR vdeo but I ended into a Vampire: The Masquerade VR Video 🤣🤣😂
with a bald Malkavian irrupting into secret human cult
"Impersonating a pirate" .....omg I'm dieing.
He random things you say always gets me.”I’ll drown your kitten!” Priceless
"OK! I DON'T SEE ANYTHING SUSPISIOUS!" Damn right you don't
Im convinced this dude is Johnny Depp
Why do I hear captain Jack sparrow playing hitman VR? ITS AMAZING
Thats Jack Sparrow on heavy drugs lol
Dang captain jack had a new adventure.
Imagine you are just going to a party and thier is someone shouting to you , cam dance with me and after you go to the bathroom to cry and see him in there with body's next to him
I didn't know Captain Jack Sparrow played Hitman VR!
Eyes wide shut + Captain Jack Sparrow = this
I seriously cannot be the only who thinks this but IAmCrusty at points sounds like Murdoc LMFAO
You should have way more people watching your videos they crack me up every time dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣