In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂
Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️
Thought of some kill phrases for Crusty, use them at your fancy. "My bullets want to be in your head." "You'd look so pretty on the floor." "I won't be responsible for my actions." "Because I care too much about you being dead." "Your mortal coil has been liberated, you're welcome." "My gun is too heavy. That's better."
crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!
@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch
This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point I’ve never heard you drop character
If Johnny Depp isn't Going to Play Jack Sparrow anymore after the Trial, Then Crusty Should be the Next Actor For Jack Sparrow, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow, I Think Crusty should take his Place. Your Awesome Crusty Mate!
Just found your RUclips channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard! Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅
Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎
There should be an official compilation composed of every single one of Crusty's kill counts on every game he's played! That would be interesting to see how many NPC's he's slain over the years in various games.
voice and mannerisms of jack sparrow, the mentality of Heath Ledger's joker but a hitman! Because somehow Heathe Ledger's joker wasn't dangerous enough so crusty took it a few steps further!
Your laughing is so funny and it's feel like a devil laughing when I see your Boneworks videos I literally waiting for your devil laugh when you torture the NPCs😂😂😂
can we appreciate all the clevrness yes how about the funny humor he does damn right how about the enjoying of seeing joking around like a mad man i think i listed ever thing i love about your commitary and how much enjoyble i love your videos m8
Can we just appreciate how clever he is when he makes his videos
Agreed
@@angusclarke7477 Yes, clever! It sure is! I enjoy these thoroughly
I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good
@@IAmCrusty cringe
@@IAmCrusty But you ARE good looking, darling!
Dude is like a combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Joker.
I was gonna say the same thing!
Yeah!
Even add Deadpool 8nto the mix
Yeah
Lol
“Do you think the Angels question why they have wings and not the apparel of a crab?” Is quite the line I must say.
wait a minute, i just saw this comment and i iterally heard that sentence
@@SomeGuyWithaPC omg same I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE THATTTT, WHAT IS THIS COINCIDENCE?
@@infinitechibi1496 I mean there are 8 billion people on earth so it isn’t the biggest coincidence ever
@@SomeGuyWithaPC I know I know, but it's still a fun coincidence.
@@SomeGuyWithaPC but not 8 billion watching it at the same time
Love how he sacrificed that one guard to the sky gods by making him float away.
5:30
My personal favorite moment, out of this entire glorious video.
He went “I die! And now, I Fly!”
“Look out, Bullets” is my favourite chat up line.
In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂
"Unfortunately you were born and will die a loser." Damn, never empathised so much with a security guard.
7:16 "My friend! You come back to me." I laughed so hard.
'The way you fell, like a swan'. I got a bit emotional hearing you say that. A true wordsmith.
You are actually my favorite youtuber now. You deserve more exposure.
13:00That's nice Santa gave him a free moon trip.
Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️
I was about to comment that he reminds me of Jack Sparrow!
“Your gun smells. I don’t want your gun. What have you been doing with it?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
17:49 I nearly spat out my drink dying laughing
i just love how you crumble them and they go flying!🤣5:33
0:01 Bro that “Hugh Hugh” had me crying
*sniffs gun* "your gun smells". Best line in the video.
Guy: smoking and blowing it in people's faces
Also guy: your breath stinks.
I DIED AT THIS PART 😂 the audacity
Well made again can't get enough of the Hitman videos thank you so much Crusty
"I'm a smart little chicken, I can be smart for a couple of minute...s "He's in the plants..." Oh shit I ruined it...
Crusty as hitman is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
THIS is the absolute Masterpiece that is Crusty. My favorite of all.
😂😂😂 I can imagine before VR gaming this guy did the same thing while playing games.
5:30 "you belong to the sky"
"Goddamnit bullshit in a pond with ducks that don't listen to rap for some reason...because of prejudice against it" Now who can argue with that?
Yes. I needed this today. Your vids are so good bro.
Oh, I do hate it when I’m eating an apple and then a caterpillar with a red silenced pistol shoots me in the head
Must be a Thursday!
What a good time this channel is. Love it.
5:30 made me cry. Hilarious
14:29 gee the real crusty man thinks im pretty! What a great guy!
Crusty: The problem is you open your mouth too much.
Me: Does he mean-
Crusty: I'm talking about sexual faaaavours.
Yes, yes that's what he meant.
What kind of stealthy assassin turns up to a garden show in a suit so red it'd make Santa Claus jealous?
Oh, Crusty. Fair enough then.
I was a pretty rose 🌹
@@IAmCrusty And a beautiful bloomer you were too!
“The way you fell…is like a swan!” I’m fuckin dying
5:35 mans literally sent him to heaven
Even better the second time round, thanks for the giggle. Bloody DUCKS!🦆🦆.
3:40 he's asking the REAL questions
17:03 footprints comment was my favorite Crustycism, yet.
I love the immersion you give to these videos it’s so fun to watch
Thought of some kill phrases for Crusty, use them at your fancy.
"My bullets want to be in your head."
"You'd look so pretty on the floor."
"I won't be responsible for my actions."
"Because I care too much about you being dead."
"Your mortal coil has been liberated, you're welcome."
"My gun is too heavy. That's better."
crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!
Look at you being a sweetheart!
@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch
5:38 go to the cloud-district 👌😂👌
"Now I admit that was abrupt."
That's funny shit, right there.
Man I’ve been begging for a new video of these happy to find one
"What is this sir!?"
Well it's a dead body"
*proceeds to instantly punch in face*
for some reason that got me and I started cracking up
He is a pure genius
Nothing beats a proper witty murderer that is more than happy to comply when you say please.
This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point
I’ve never heard you drop character
i laugh every time a person goes into the air crusty is amazing 😂😂😂
Great video as always lord crusty
" you better find a safe place and start praying" fucking gold.
If Johnny Depp isn't Going to Play Jack Sparrow anymore after the Trial, Then Crusty Should be the Next Actor For Jack Sparrow, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow, I Think Crusty should take his Place. Your Awesome Crusty Mate!
It's true, Earthlings are particularly devoid of mercy.
Sir you sound like an evil jack sparrow and I'm loving it.
"That bloody woman" 😂😂😂😂
Just found your RUclips channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard!
Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅
Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎
Always a pleasure!
"ohhhh im angry about that" my fav line
Your videos are one of the few things that bring me joy
Thanks for another video Crusty...💯🏁 Also hope you're healing up good .
Man: smokes and suffocates crusty
Man: your breath stinks
Crusty: MY breath stinks?!
Your hilarious!!
His hilarious what?
There should be an official compilation composed of every single one of Crusty's kill counts on every game he's played! That would be interesting to see how many NPC's he's slain over the years in various games.
The amount of good content this legend has brought , i just have realized he acts like johnny Depp, just better
“We have no mercy where I’m from. I’m from a place called… Earth.”
"Something strange is going on"
"I'm killing people with fish"
Your videos always craxk me up, brother.
8:19 I like how the gun just flies up and crusty doesn’t care
15:55 lmao 🤣 first video I'm watching and I already love ur humor 😂
2:24 "Fix the Problems" *Wink Wink"
lmao the one woman saying "please dont" so calmly
9:55
I can't this is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile
I love how he can just send people to the sky with his hands like a god.
3:20 See, what the experts don't tell you is that bright red is actually great camouflage
Best channel I subscribed in a decade.
Dude is a legend imo
Legend says that crusty is still trying to win the level til this day
voice and mannerisms of jack sparrow, the mentality of Heath Ledger's joker but a hitman! Because somehow Heathe Ledger's joker wasn't dangerous enough so crusty took it a few steps further!
Yess hitman vídeo, got my like when the add was going on still lool keep it up the good job my man
Your laughing is so funny and it's feel like a devil laughing when I see your Boneworks videos I literally waiting for your devil laugh when you torture the NPCs😂😂😂
THE best VR gamer, it's not about the game, it's the way the video is made. Bravo!
I never thought such beautiful words would come out a persons mouth
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS IN VR COMEDY
Crusty you and merptv are the 2 best vr youtubers hands down!
Eared a sub. This and the skyrim video had my dying. The dual personality thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 😂
Don’t ever stop posting. Highly underrated greatness. ❤️
can we appreciate all the clevrness yes how about the funny humor he does damn right how about the enjoying of seeing joking around like a mad man i think i listed ever thing i love about your commitary and how much enjoyble i love your videos m8
The way you had it up to here with the event had me rollin hahahabha
“You belong to the sky” *ascends*
0:14
"I said Santa Claus bought you a gift. Now go to the Moon!" *Explosion*
Your hands are trembling....LOL
Can I just say nice shot with the brick by the way, 10 out 10 for accuracy. And yes the guy fell like a a ton of bricks had hit him
Hahaha, "that's not how you eat ice cream"🤣🤣🤣
I love how this is the embodiment of my first D&D party. *someone bumps into them and doesn't apologize* *Gets brutally stabbed immediately*
Love the vids crusty you make my day whenever you post
I started watching your videos a week ago and let me just say you are starting to become my favorite youtuber
People are always telling 47 his breath stinks. He needs to carry mints.
Johnny won the trial and bought a VR setup! I love it😂
It feels like Trevor is playing Hitman VR😂
“you belong to the sky!”
*actually goes to the sky
5:30 It's like you made a ballon animal out of him.
You are one of the best RUclipsrs ever
5:35 Crusty finds out hiw to use the force