I Beat Hitman 1, 2 AND 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened - The Movie
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- I Beat Hitman 1, 2 AND 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened - The Movie
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Is it possible to beat the entirety of Hitman 1, 2 and 3, without ever killing anybody yourself? Welp, today we're going to find out, as Agent 47 partakes in his third ever, Kill Nobody Challenge.
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00:00 - Hitman 1
22:25 - Hitman 2
42:27 - Hitman 3 
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Cure Coated coins?😐😑
Do the kill everyone challenge but you can't kill anyone and use the same rules you used in this video
Imagine that you're the ICA and after years working with 47 being a scarily elite assassin who makes every single one of his kills look like tragic accidents, he suddenly goes absolutely insane and starts killing people with one of the most identifiable and bizarre signature weapons ever.
he went... _bananas._
diana would say f*** this and just kill 47
@@amous64456 She's done that, what, three times now?
@@VexWerewolf Yeah I think
BANANA
To be honest, Cheru's ability to become a wise-cracking Hitman make me feel proud of him. Give this dude some succulent Chinese meal.
@@danielnorris1262lmao
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@@scorpionking9184 thats a good one
He’ll be arrested
@@frostyelwood9898 for such is Democracy Manifest!
The fact that one of the most efficient hitmen in the history of mankind not having a single drop of blood on his hands is probably the most hilariously ironic thing ive heard, lmao
Not so sure about "efficient", but certainly gets the job done. Eventually. And without it being tracked back to him.
He gets it done. Inevitably. But he will. So, very effective. 100% success rate and all that.
"My target Mr. Dickhead, was busy being a Dickhead, along with his Dickhead bodyguard, who followed him around everywhere, like a Dickhead." goddamn that made me do a damn spit take
Source for the pfp pls
@@Echoe-14 google, search up “Zero Two Bikini” You should find it
@@Echoe-14darling in the franxx
I started laughing, mumbled "that's a lotta dickhead" and then almost choked at my own comment.
It gets to the point where I think Cheru could be a real life hitman
Don't encourage him.
@@michaellatten7914 I don’t know man I would want to go out by being assassinated by a British man with bananas
Or it’s his origin story
It gets to the point where I think Cheru is a real life hitman
We unlocking a whole new theory bro 💀💀💀
In the Miami map in hitman 2 you can actually make one target kill both himself and the second one.
There is a mission story line in which becouse of a cmplex chain of events you can trick Robert into detonating an explosvie in Sierra's car, but the game doesn't actually forces you to put the bomb in the car, as long as it's activated somewhere the chain of events can continue, and if you put it in a hidden place, then start Robert's animation, get the bomb and plant it behind him in a certain position, he will activate the detonator, kill himself with the explosion and his death body will fall into the race tracks, sierra will crash with it and get his ass killed in an accident.
It's the silliest thing ever
WHAT!? XD
There's a dark way around that one as well. You can trick him into using the detonator himself blowing up his own daughter. And then he shoots himself in the head. At least I think that's One of the opportunities. Also, if you shoot out the tire with a bullet, it makes a slide whistle sound as it crashes
Cool
@@lornbaker1083 That doesn't happen. He'll actually attempt to evacuate the mission area via his helicopter and you'll be forced to deal with him before he can do that.
My favorite hands clean kill is making the robot kill him all you do is give it a picture of him and he gets turned into Swiss cheese
Because the colorado level pissed me off so much, I did the tedious job of knocking out except the targets and piling them up outside the main compound entrance. It took me about 4 hours, but I had suit only, never spotted, no bodies found, never recorded, and I made a save and did all of the tougher challenges. Basically you just leave a gun on the ground where one of the targets can see it and they keep getting a new victim. The hardest part is the beginning when everyone's in pairs and it's hard to separate the gate guards.
When there's only like 5 guys left on the map, it's a lot easier - especially the sniper assassin challenge. What a pain that one was.
... and then I spent another 45 minutes just constantly blowing up the pile of unconscious bodies because it was hilarious.
cool👍
@dontlookatmyprofile4425 shut it
Sniper assassin in Colorado is easy, even without a silenced sniper - put a sniper in a briefcase on the water tower, get one of the guards on the rooftop to come down the stairs, put them in the box under the stairs, take the other rooftop guard down, put them in the box on the roof, climb up, snipe a target (or two if you're feeling lucky) and then slide down the ladder and get into the box. Stay in the box until the guards give up. Rinse and repeat until all targets are dead, leave the level through the fence near the water tower.
It was my first suit only completion of the level.
I had to look up a guide to get SOSA though lmao.
Props for the dedication. 👌👌
@@doylerudolph7965 Suit only sniper silent assassin is a wee bit trickier.
If you think guards failing to find a copious amount of bananas was hilarious, I've had them frisk me when I had a half-dozen gold bars in my inventory during the New York mission. How they didn't find them... or find them suspicious in the slightest I do not know, but it was indeed hilarious. :P
"Yeah, that checks out. Okay, move on."
I mean, being fabulously wealthy and incredibly strong doesn't make you a murderer does it? No one would expect murder via gold bar, they're only paid to check for weaponry.
2:15 Securite
4:58 Diarrhea Mondolas
9:24 Francesco De Panties
13:01 Ren-dez-vouse
16:12 Cholera Dado
17:23 Pen-a-lope Gravytrain
17:41 Michael Jackson
18:10 Maya Perverti
28:04 Crack Cocainus
29:11 Mrs. Drugs
29:53 Jorge Masvidal
34:26 Janus the Anus
41:33 Fat Leonardo DiCaprio
43:05 Mr. German Scheissevideo
44:04 German Dingleberry Supreme
45:31 Cahrlohs
57:03 Ronald McDonald Yates
59:37 Mr. Choders
@28:04 Crack Cocainus.
28:04 crack cocanius
2:15 securite
59:37 Mr Choders 😆
This is the most unfunny youtuber of all time. He gave me the last push i needed for eternal peace
Australia has the funniest people ever. Also, B A N A N A
The funniest way to kill Mrs Japanese lady in Hokkaido is by dressing up as the yoga man putting a banana peel at the end of the yoga pier and watching her ever so slowly yoga pose into a banana peel and then into a rock below
Fun drinking game: Do a shot every time he says B A N A N A in this video
You can't fool me, agent 47. This is one of those "poor life choices" that you're gonna kill me with
@@rush6085 Thanks for counting the amount of achohol I need to buy :)))
Bros trying to give people alcohol poisoning
@@rush6085 how much to die once?
@@Riceyricericeyaydo maths
Cheru is quite simply the goat
no u
@@cheru yes
@@cheru no u
When the chads meet each other:
YES
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hello
Thx
this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a.
B A N A N A
you need to do this on freelancer
My father turned down going to see the new Indiana film, so I'm glad I got to see at least one movie today.
HAHAHAHA
@@cheru
No target kills wow interesting how did you manage this will out killing anyone in missions at all ?
He got other people to kill them Or, BA NAHNAH@@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq
Oooh, thanks for compiling these Cheru! :3 The kill-all videos are a delight, but I love how weird and interesting you can get while being hands-off. Or should I say, I love how BANANAS you can get? :P
If Cheru was a hitman, he would immediately go looking for explosive ducks, bananas, and a hilarious way to kill somebody 😂
lol, hes a hitman in disguise
Some day I wanna see a kill everybody challenge without killing anyone
I wonder how he would go about doing that
I’ve literally done this before and it was the most braindead challenge i’ve ever done.
Holy shit the amount of shenanigans and tomfoolery that occurred was unparalleled
Antics, if you will
schemes, for short
Escapades, if you should like.
Mishaps, if you would
@@wolfpacknight7930 Chicanery, if you can
To be fair an assassin in real life that skilled could be a real possibility and also be very very effective , because it can be pretty hard to convict someone of a series of unfortunate events
I love this guy, and his “abnormally large potassium stick”.
Next, I beat Hitman 1, 2, and 3, and nobody survived
I love how a guy carrying 100 bananas isn't suspicious to the guards
Cheru is such an awesome comical hitman, he deserves at least one BAN AN NA.
all the perfectly timed cuts never fail to make me laugh🤣 even cheru cant hold it together while reading the script
"Option 2: You don't choose Option 1. Someone dies."
Very poor words when you're standing in front of a deep pit with your back to the guy you're trying to blackmail.
Right? Like, that's a death wish right there
"Abnormally large potassium stick."
Needless to say that line clocked me in the face with an abnormally large potassium stick.
A HUNDRED BANANAS
always a good time watching you Cheru!
Imagine agent 47 was just a really unlucky guy who acidentally had other people kill others and him being scapegoated.
Perhaps the Minions are more cunning than anyone ever thought. They understand the power of Banana.
19:05 ragdoll took a second to remember where its supposed to go💀
18:30 i love how he just falls into the grass, while also dropping like 30 pennies
I watched this vid already and I will watch it again
Love your vids cheru you are the reason I even got Hitman keep up the good work
I literally just finished watching them all 2 minutes ago and found this ffs
rip
Me too
this actually had me in tears
Glad I found this video, this guy is effortlessly hilarious
Nothing better to wake up to than a brand new cheru video on a Saturday morning
Cheru missed an opportunity at 45:22 where the guy killed him by saying "get up and fight the aliens"
Cheru uploading almost every day is amazing
I’m genuinely concerned for Cheru. I’m starting to become convinced he could plan and arrange hitmans irl. ☠
December 18th 2023
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@@reirose1449 count your days little bro
@@Harryshortsae wtf did rei do to get this
@@pink_sky_morning4842 you're up next pal 😈 oil up im coming
Damn you, sir, you made me laugh so hard I shat myself. Well done.
stinky
„I didn’t know who Gaucho was, but eventually I found him.“
I don’t know if he intentionally pretended not to know what a Gaucho is for comedic effect or if he genuinely didn’t know and was looking an eternity for a guy _named_ Gaucho - but both options are HILARIOUS
(Also, I like how he laughs at his own dumb jokes as if he’s surprised by them. This entire video feels like somebody commenting on their own gameplay, but with a script written by that one friend who always got you in trouble in school. I love it.)
the pronunciation of Rendezvous hurts my soul. good job 👍
Thank you for making my day mate 😂
This is something we all know we wanted with out even knowing ourselves that we wanted it.
1 hour of Chero, man this is heaven
Keep making more Content Cheru This Is Amazing
The Minions love this guy...because of his enormous BANAAAANAA!
Ah I enjoy the adventures of Agent 19 and his trusty potassium sticks
(Potassium is the 19th element on the periodic table)
I find it really funny that you can get away by the helicopters in game even if you are being attacked when helicopters need like 30 mins to take off irl, but Agent 47 can do it in only a few seconds. lol
Hitman logic
Thanks for the 1 hour of hitman
Cheru - Propane
Me - Hank Hill would be happy hearing you say that (King Of The Hill reference)
He'll be forever known from henceforth as The Yellow Menace.
Have seen this before will see it again
Same
I'm sad that it's 2023 and I'm only just now really starting to find videos going into the pure joy of banana in Hitman.
Every time I watch a hitman video, I can’t help but miss the days when hitman game have a plot
😊😊Cheru Always Brightening the Day with More Strategies
Even the CAMERAMAN isn't safe from Cheru. He's a literal god. The CAMERAMAN dares not to not film cheru. For fear that cheru will smite the cameraman
Cheru woke up and chose to violate the innocent people
26:58 I like to think her comment should have been "Uhhh... Good work 47. I didn't know you had the ability to defy gravity with your accident kills...."
Love this and the kill everyone challenges! These compilations r great !
The npcs see the bananas at the border of a building* npc: Someone will die... In this place...
I love how the wife who killed the guy for you was dressed like a ba-na-na.
I'm scaired this is like the 3rd or 4th post in a month and they are of good length cheru ur amazing 🎉
"And after finding the detective i banged him in the head with my big yellow dingong." _-Cheru, 2023
Truly a beautiful quote.
Idky this doesn’t have more likes, this had me chuckling practically the entire time lol
i like how he makes people touch the targets that're on the banana pile and they slip which makes them the murderer.
I see Cheru has found his new favorite suit
Of ALL the Hitman content I've seen
I have NOT laughed so hard before 😂😂 😹
I just love how this man says the word banana. Deffo my favourite thing about this video.
My only hitman experience is with hitman absolution watching your videos makes me realize how much I've been missing out
Hit man 3 dubai mission Marcus guard literally said you gotta fight the aliens???
So they are real 😮
Your Honor, It wasn’t his fault he kept placing bananas under their feet while they were vomiting off a ledge!
🤣🤣 the "with all that walking you'd think I lose a few pounds.. but I actually put on about 80" got me w the next clip 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i thought he was joking
Agent 47 is so smart for bringing 100 bananas, since it's important to have enough food with you. So he doesn't get hungy.
Just imagine ru a heavily trained soldier and a veteran and get knocked out by a bald dude with a banana💀💀💀💀
Great stuff, always enjoy a good heodown
The BANANA keeps caching me off guard the way he says it got me on the floor each time
"Separate them from their consciousness"
This is poetry
"And overflowed both sinks as I stared at myself in the mirror, trying to figure out... what the hell was wrong with me"
BANANA
Lol, an hour-long video! So glad to see another video!
Just a FYI in Balkok you could’ve just lured those two, Jordan and Mr, Ken to each other in one room, when that happens Jordan fights Mr. Ken and shoves Mr. Ken off of the balcony, then you do the microphone thing yada yada yada you win, I just thought that would’ve been. More fun!
EDIT, it was in Thailand.
As an someone with indian parents, can confirm, we do leave petrol everywhere in wheelbarrows.
Bro the way you say “banana” is so funny
man , i live in morocco , and it's one of the most unintrested and poor and people don't know about country , and hearing you say morocco was very satisfying to me , thanks bro :)
:)
This is one of the funniest yt videos i have ever seen
Cheru never fails to entertain us.
watching the guard in the first mission fall on the nanas like a cartoon and the other guard running away from him was the funniest thing
i love the way he just says banana and throwing it on a guy
I feel bad for the people who don't understand what "Suit only Silent assassin" is, which is just this video. It's a fairly standard and widely accepted way to play the hitman games.
every time he said B A N A N A he put smile on my face ty :)
Not for nothing, I light and smoke my black and milds walking thru gas stations with no fear.
So I get the NPCs 😂😂😂
Cheru has become a good boi
this is the best hitman video I have ever watched
I love the way you continually laugh at your own script 😂
Many of these targets have one thing in common with their deaths
They were found slipping and sliding on those banana peels
thanks for the new vid bro!!