How I Beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime

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  • @filipporapetti9354
    @filipporapetti9354 Год назад +28073

    I absolutely adore the concept of a character who sucks so much at being a detective that he becomes one of the world's most lethal assassins by pure accident

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +1765

      “I was doing my job and fixed a machine on the way”
      -agent 47

    • @jacktherabbit2238
      @jacktherabbit2238 Год назад +1131

      That sounds hilarious I would love a movie or show with that concept, like he is hunting himself but has no clue, miraculously accidentally killing many in his wake by pure coincidence (like helping a killer) or directly (like giving someone who allergic to peanuts a pb&j)

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 Год назад +814

      @@jacktherabbit2238 We'll call that movie "The sHitman"

    • @jacktherabbit2238
      @jacktherabbit2238 Год назад +187

      @@filipporapetti9354 I laughed too hard at that 😭

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 Год назад +389

      @@jacktherabbit2238 Don't laugh yourself to death, or you'll be another victim of the sHitman

  • @fjordojustice
    @fjordojustice Год назад +28265

    I love this terrible detective. He bumbled into the mansion, fixed a random piece of chemical equipment out of pure altruism, found a single piece of evidence, assumed he'd cracked the case, and left promptly because "it would be loitering for me to stay inside too long". He's perfectly lawful, but he's criminally stupid.

    • @skellious
      @skellious Год назад +940

      Inspector Clouseau

    • @jonaseggen2230
      @jonaseggen2230 Год назад +529

      Reminds me of inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panter

    • @dankduck2209
      @dankduck2209 Год назад

      Lawful Stupid

    • @aapeliholtta1197
      @aapeliholtta1197 Год назад +406

      I know, this was literally straight from a comedy movie and I'm here for it

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar Год назад +170

      Ikr the only thing they could say he did bad was being a terrible detective XD

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Год назад +8973

    The best part is, if the real detective comes in after this, he’ll have two dead bodies to investigate, and he’ll surely convict the real killer, and let both you and the butler off scot free.

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 Год назад +857

      @@TheFrenchmanCooks Yes, but in the context of this video, we're assuming 47 put in the work to become a legitimate detective before coming to the manor. So there was no impersonation being done.

    • @skrsojmpz1503
      @skrsojmpz1503 Год назад +548

      @@TheFrenchmanCooksI think a degree of leniency is required when trying to do a zero-crime run in the game about murdering people

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix Год назад +166

      ​@@TheFrenchmanCooksnot all detectives are officers of the law

    • @FatalErrror418
      @FatalErrror418 Год назад

      yeah he's a private detective too@@svgPhoenix

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 Год назад +116

      ​@@TheFrenchmanCooksit's not all that impossible for him to go through that process legally, is it? Maybe he was a legal investigator before his current arrangements and his old license is still valid which makes him happen to be the right person for the job

  • @KWCHope
    @KWCHope Год назад +2493

    The guard saying "I love parkour! It's so edgey!!" Is priceless

    • @0verloaded
      @0verloaded 9 месяцев назад +6

      I would like, but you have 420 likes.

    • @destinymontez6170
      @destinymontez6170 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@0verloadedwhy stop?

    • @_Kyokan___
      @_Kyokan___ 8 месяцев назад +6

      I'd like but it's 666 right now

    • @Blackfacenoob
      @Blackfacenoob 8 месяцев назад +13

      I'D lIkE bUt iTs 829 rIgHt nOw 🤓

    • @_Kyokan___
      @_Kyokan___ 8 месяцев назад +1

      not 666 anymore so take my like

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair951167 Год назад +6866

    That's impressive. You managed to find a way to kill the target with your own hands being clean; no conspiracy to commit murder, no setting up a booby trap, your involvement in the murder was pure "happenstance".

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia Год назад +324

      if you solve the case correctly, she commits suicide instead. so you can keep your hands clean that way too

    • @chaisekarateka5254
      @chaisekarateka5254 Год назад +289

      ​@@Lunaraiabut I think he said it would require him to pick up illegal evidence
      And maybe the old lady wouldn't have given him the file he needed, which was the only way to get it without stealing it (just assuming, I've never played this game)

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia Год назад +95

      @@chaisekarateka5254 the scene is almost identical, only difference is the fact she asks to be alone after the case is cleared, so no one will stop her from taking the jump from her balcony.

    • @diegogonzalez5273
      @diegogonzalez5273 Год назад +213

      @@Lunaraia Actually, that happens if you lie to her and say that her brother killed himself. Which is being intentionally dishonest. Also, you need to pick up the cane illegally to do this.

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia Год назад +3

      @@diegogonzalez5273 she also does it if you sucessfully solve it

  • @melo7038
    @melo7038 Год назад +3006

    This is a brilliant and utterly terrifying idea of an omnipotent assassin.
    The assassin is able to see the intentions of characters around him and the future. He can kill anyone he wants without breaking the law or directly encouraging them. All he needs to do is slightly tweak fate and let it play out on its own.

    • @Kira-no666
      @Kira-no666 Год назад +126

      Madness is like gravity. All you needs to go is just a little push and it all go insane

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation Год назад +189

      That’s not even an assassin anymore that’s God doing a little trolling from the perspective of an Human Avatar instead of looking down and doing it from Heaven

    • @Est.-.
      @Est.-. Год назад +51

      I do reckon the term for this is omniscient, because there was a lot he was unable to do due to the no crime committed rule

    •  Год назад +36

      Funnily enough, I know of two games that work like that, but instead of an assassin, the goal is the opposite, you need to stop people from dying. In Ghost Trick, you're a ghost that can rewind time 4 minutes before someone dies and, by only possessing objects, needs to stop people from dying. The game Sexy Brutale works a bit similar, you're not a ghost, but your interactions are also very limited.

    • @hierlofhammerstar
      @hierlofhammerstar Год назад +30

      There is actually something kind of like this in one Henri Poirot novel where (obviously spoilers for the whole novel) the murderer isn't actually omniscient but they very subtly and indirectly manipulate people into commiting murder. It's remarked that it's the perfect crime as they can't actually be prosecuted. They make seemingly innocuous comments to make others commit murder. Poirot solves this by outright killing them when he figures out (thus indirectly also making him a murderer). It's the last novel in the series under the name "Curtain: Poirot's Last Case".

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos Год назад +11069

    Diana: "47, what are you doing? Why are you leaving the property?"
    47: "My job here is done."
    Diana: "You got the file, yes, but what of Alexa? You were supposed to... Wait. What? Our surveillance shows that somehow Alexa dropped dead in her living room, just ten seconds ago. How did you do that?"
    47: "I have no idea."

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 Год назад +796

      "I used the power of the lord (the player), Diana"

    • @Big_Sloppa
      @Big_Sloppa Год назад +301

      That's how Path to Victory look in action

    • @WylafB
      @WylafB Год назад +342

      47: "it's elementary"

    • @pixpax1720
      @pixpax1720 Год назад +1

      ​@@Big_Sloppathe worm brainrot spreads

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 Год назад +454

      47 internally “shit I completely forgot about that. Lucky that this solved itself

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 Год назад +5716

    “Your honor I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty”
    “Mr 47 we brought you in to talk about your unpaid parking tickets”

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Год назад +242

      “Who even are you?”

    • @greenishpiss3588
      @greenishpiss3588 Год назад +76

      Rieper*

    • @vadandrumist1670
      @vadandrumist1670 Год назад +24

      "Exactly."

    • @EntityXIII
      @EntityXIII Год назад +110

      tbf, a death penalty sounds more pleasant than fighting or paying for a parking ticket.

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 Год назад +13

      @@EntityXIII Yes, life is terrible.

  • @wombatpandaa9774
    @wombatpandaa9774 Год назад +4592

    I've played this game for hours and never realized that there's such a complicated way for killing...I mean allowing Carlisle to die without even touching her.

    • @CraigSteelyard
      @CraigSteelyard Год назад +218

      You can also say Gregory killed himself. So she throws herself from the building

    • @NithinJune
      @NithinJune Год назад +28

      without even the mens rea (intent) of murder

    • @Finlandia_
      @Finlandia_ Год назад +24

      you also can do it if you tell he did a suicide she will jump of the balcony

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Год назад +9

      ​@@CraigSteelyardYeah but you wont get access to file then probably

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Год назад

      ​@@Finlandia_Would she give you payment before doing that tho ?

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature Год назад +1900

    Gotta appreciate the fact that Diana apparently didn't find it weird at all that someone somehow expertly fixed her poison distillery XD

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Год назад +93

      Maybe she did not notice it being broken? idk

    • @magi_stricide
      @magi_stricide Год назад +369

      To be fair, all 47 did was use a wrench and seemingly tightened a screw?
      It probably wasn’t that broken.

    • @TheBanarasiGuy
      @TheBanarasiGuy Год назад +122

      "well this is fixed, i gotta make poison now."

    • @Reynsoon
      @Reynsoon Год назад +223

      Ever had something broken, wallow in self pity, turn it on as a last resort, and it's working for some strange bizarre reason?
      You don't ask when you're given a Mulligan like that!

    • @federicocaputo9966
      @federicocaputo9966 Год назад +89

      ​@@magi_stricide"OH NO, MY WHOLE PLAN IS RUINED BECAUSE MY MACHINE ISN'T WORKING"
      *tightens a screw*
      "IT'S A MIRACLE"
      .... she probably wasn't too handy

  • @Zpixi09
    @Zpixi09 Год назад +13253

    Fun fact! The detective guy is actually at where he spawns normally if you use the detective disguise start so it is confirmed that 47 didn’t steal his clothes!
    Edit: what have I wrought upon this land?

    • @TheCourruptedPurple
      @TheCourruptedPurple Год назад +276

      What about identity theft?

    • @Zpixi09
      @Zpixi09 Год назад +1644

      I do not think 47 ever uses the detective’s name so he could claim that they all just assumed it was him, anyway he basically tells Alexa that he’s 47 by asking for the case file therefore they know 47 isn’t him

    • @contradrian8430
      @contradrian8430 Год назад +375

      @@Zpixi09
      Well, the investigators might still find it sus that the actual detective, Phineas Whitmer, was invited and 47 not. From their perspective, this someone completely random other detective just happened to come and waltz in at the exact same day and never introduced himself as someone else or corrected anybody when referred to as this actually invited detective. I suspect the "not correcting" part might still lead to a sentence, as you're actively making others think you're someone you're not.

    • @Pizza_Requiem
      @Pizza_Requiem Год назад +156

      ​@@contradrian8430I think thats lying by omission

    • @benl1703
      @benl1703 Год назад +17

      Fraud??

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Год назад +3077

    This does beg the question, what are the least amount of crimes needed to be committed to complete the game?

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 Год назад +611

    I love the idea of 47 in trial and the conversation going:
    "So, you're a contract killer"
    "Yup"
    "And you were hired to kill her?"
    "Yup"
    "But you didnt kill her"
    "Nope"
    "And you didnt even commit a single crime"
    "Nope"
    "What are you?!"
    "Innocent"

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 10 месяцев назад +55

      Technically, being "hired to kill" is itself a crime, even before any actual attempt is made.

    • @destinymontez6170
      @destinymontez6170 9 месяцев назад

      @@jdotozMaybe he was forced

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@destinymontez6170 That's not what "hired" means. If he had been under duress, he can either testify to that or not. If not, the court can only work with the facts in evidence.

    • @louisewilson2044
      @louisewilson2044 9 месяцев назад +21

      Technically 47 wasn't hired to kill Alexa. No agency was paying him to kill her unless subject 6 paid him to kill the partners. Is far as I'm aware it was a favour for a friend.

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@louisewilson2044 That still meets the criteria for conspiracy.

  • @dracofenix3860
    @dracofenix3860 Год назад +4101

    And ironically, after all of that he decides to illegally ride a motorcycle without the safety helmet!

    • @augustsinferno3185
      @augustsinferno3185 Год назад +102

      clever

    • @Arthillis
      @Arthillis Год назад +128

      Not sure what the laws are there but some places it's legal to not wear a helmet.

    • @andrewcruickshank5787
      @andrewcruickshank5787 Год назад +305

      @@Arthillisyeah it is legal in england which is where this map takes place

    • @myacidninjatheamazing1025
      @myacidninjatheamazing1025 Год назад +32

      And assuming the story to this point and what we know, he doesn't have an actual driver's license. Just a fake provided by the ICA

    • @Stephen-to6rh
      @Stephen-to6rh Год назад

      And trespassing

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 Год назад +400

    I was going to grumble about the use of a glitch to get into the locked areas, but knowing that you should in-universe be allowed to just ask for access into those rooms as part of your investigation not only makes sense but is something of an oversight from the developer's standpoint. This is wonderful. Well done.

    • @Gamersoul333
      @Gamersoul333 7 месяцев назад +44

      yeah its weird they made the whole path of being a detective and didn't have a way to get into the rooms without being found suspicious if somebody saw you

  • @MaximusKingery
    @MaximusKingery Год назад +1513

    47 would be a good detective

  • @Ed-ng4uh
    @Ed-ng4uh Год назад +464

    Turns out if you want someone dead without committing a crime you just have to be a cop

    • @rutomeds
      @rutomeds 11 месяцев назад +25

      who would have known? So surprising. Hah.

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 7 месяцев назад +10

      Cop... nurse.... delivery man ..... doctor......air sprayer .....house cleaners.... tailor ....

    • @gavindinsmoor8196
      @gavindinsmoor8196 7 месяцев назад +14

      That's kinda true in the real world, actually. Shame.

  • @ptheorist4670
    @ptheorist4670 Год назад +283

    I actually love how dedicated people are to take a game that ASKS you to behave in a certain way and to try and find a way to beat it by doing the exact opposite. It's funny that the game even allows this.

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 11 месяцев назад +5

      The goal in the levels is to get the targets to die and gtfo. That goal doesn’t imply Agent 47 has to do it by their own hands.

  • @Knightros
    @Knightros Год назад +2263

    You could play through the entire game in a minumum crime run. Either by committing the least number of crimes.

    • @CraigSteelyard
      @CraigSteelyard Год назад +60

      Hokkaido is also one. Destroy the targets heart and kill the woman in the steam room without ever laying a finger on them

    • @_red_crewmate
      @_red_crewmate Год назад +132

      @@CraigSteelyard Though that would be manslaughter. Besides, isn't destroying the heart marked as an illegal action?

    • @thelastpersononearth9765
      @thelastpersononearth9765 Год назад

      You could inform a surgeon that soders is responsible for killing his parents and rest will happen
      @@_red_crewmate

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 Год назад +41

      LowCrime% run

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Год назад +23

      ​@@_red_crewmateYou can make manipulate other guy to do that,you dont have to do it yourself

  • @laeclorentzen6111
    @laeclorentzen6111 25 дней назад +11

    4:28 "I just love parkour" when you see a random dude scaling the wall of the house you're guarding lmao

  • @ptx3436
    @ptx3436 Год назад +532

    Alternatively, you could have said that her brother committed suicide, this would cause her to not only hand the file over, but she even later kills herself FOR YOU. meaning you can complete this entire level and legitimately have no personal impact on her death whatsoever

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs Год назад +169

      From what I remember though there is no way to access the areas with the necessary evidence for that kill without picking up the cane, which is for some reason illegal even though iirc the cane itself isn't illegal to have.

    • @nandanthony
      @nandanthony Год назад +17

      ​@@Midnight-wh2bstheft maybe

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 Год назад +17

      @@Midnight-wh2bs I actually think you can get it without breaking the rules. you need access to the daughters room and find the hidden panel that leads to the hidden room. i would have to check

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs Год назад +15

      @@hamchurger4566 There are some you can access without it, but the one required to get her to off herself is hidden behind one that can only be accessed with the cane.

    • @shawnscouten5184
      @shawnscouten5184 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Midnight-wh2bsYeah, nothing would be illegal about picking it up, so I assume it being marked as such was a bug

  • @JSD324777
    @JSD324777 Год назад +131

    47: My work here is done.
    Diana: But you didn't do anything.
    47: *Leaves*

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 6 месяцев назад

      I was looking for this reference!

  • @Vegetafan756
    @Vegetafan756 Год назад +103

    while 47 is technically an accomplice to murder, he would be let free as he (in this scenario) had no idea that it fixing a machine could have such a domino effect, absolving him of any charges.

    • @cynic5581
      @cynic5581 Год назад +30

      Even that is a stretch. It’s a distillery, probably the rarest object used for a murder.
      Is the person that made the glass she drank out of an accomplice too? What about the gardener that grew the plant that was brewed into the poison?
      Jail is filling up quick!

    • @FinnDanger-e3v
      @FinnDanger-e3v 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@cynic5581 Fun fact: the gardener is the guy whose murder he was investigating

  • @RavnicaRaven
    @RavnicaRaven Год назад +24

    The exclaimation points dont make something illegal, it just means theyre suspicious. its not illegal to pick up a wet floor sign or hit a chair button.

  • @WGWP
    @WGWP Год назад +33

    I love the guard that was like “Oh I love parkour! It’s so edgy!”

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy Год назад +1046

    you do technically commit impersonation, but in the UK it's only illegal to impersonate someone in order to defraud money or personal gain. Simply telling people you're someone who you aren't (as long as it's a normal citizen and you're not impersonating a government worker like a cop or lawyer) isn't actually a crime on its own.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Год назад +231

      All 47 gained was documents... and he gave away the ruse by having done so.
      Also, could argue the gain was impersonal and non-monetary.

    • @rbrucerye
      @rbrucerye Год назад +31

      He did get the file which you could argue was personal gain.

    • @contradrian8430
      @contradrian8430 Год назад +30

      Also, I suspect UK law isn't that simple. An identity thief can absolutely ruin the lives of others. Think of somebody ruining someone else's reputation, causing various rea-life problems to the victim. Nay, I have hard time believing those would be the only instances where impersonation would be illegal in the UK.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Год назад

      He gained the file AFTER revealing he was lying about his identity. @@rbrucerye

    • @mrcephalopod
      @mrcephalopod Год назад +83

      ​@@contradrian8430laws are rarely simple, but surely in that case, it's not the impersonation that's illegal but the besmirching (feels like some extension of slander). It would be just as illegal if you damaged someone's reputation and caused them real-life problems without impersonating anyone.

  • @MrEffectfilms
    @MrEffectfilms Год назад +755

    If 47 left the assassin business and became a PI he'd be excellent at his job particularly in the case of homicides since he'd know exactly what to look for and who to question.
    That'd make a cool what if story, especially if one of his cases had him chasing another assassin from the agency.

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Год назад +18

      I mean,he doesnt exactly need to
      47 either way most of time only is dealing with criminals

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 Год назад +57

      Imagine getting interrogated by 47

    • @MrEffectfilms
      @MrEffectfilms Год назад +20

      @@rinoz47 I imagine I'd be like being tortured by the Punisher if Frank Castle were more of a gentleman.

    • @xS1D3SW1P3x
      @xS1D3SW1P3x Год назад +28

      A spinoff of being a detective 47 would be interesting, figuring out the opposite end of Agent 47 game's missions

    • @familiescharf4207
      @familiescharf4207 Год назад +3

      What’s a PI?

  • @azfarahsan
    @azfarahsan Год назад +200

    i presume the greatest challenge to defend 47 in court is to identify the reason 47 'tampered' with the poison machine

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar Год назад +101

      "Your honor, I just thought I was being a good citizen in fixing a broken machine! I didn't know it would be used to kill!"

    • @SchemingGoldberg
      @SchemingGoldberg Год назад +129

      It's not a poison machine, it's a distillery. Distilleries are not illegal, they're used for many legal purposes. Many people use distilleries to create clean drinking water.

    • @azfarahsan
      @azfarahsan Год назад +3

      @@SchemingGoldberg nice

    • @chainsawz5618
      @chainsawz5618 Год назад +4

      @@NightLoveStar if the case could even get that far, merely touching the wrench to begin with was illegal

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 Год назад +27

      @@chainsawz5618how would picking up the wrench be illegal?

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos Год назад +279

    In Paris there is one enforcer guard in the guest lounge that becomes suspicious even if you don't do anything illegal. If you let him shoot you and then knock him out, that should technically count as self-defense in court, right? The Crows in Mumbai are also guards who attack you first

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 Год назад +47

      The first would defenitly be self defense not sure about the others

    • @proletariennenaturiste
      @proletariennenaturiste Год назад

      You could even legally shoot them because they shot you.

    • @22dolls19
      @22dolls19 Год назад +5

      Depends on how the ones in Mumbai attack you. If the do nothing more than holding you to prevent entering, you have no legal ground to hurt them. If they are shooting you, even then it depends on the circumstances.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +2

      Self defense? Thats barbaric. If you kill your enemies, they win.

    • @proletariennenaturiste
      @proletariennenaturiste Год назад +9

      @@jackhazardous4008 No, they don't. They're dead, bodies ceased to function, gone forever.

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum Год назад +54

    About the real detective: if you go to the front gate at the start of the level, you'll see him just chilling there, alive and well. So yes, 47 did indeed legally work his way to become the PI for just one mission 👌

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel Месяц назад +1

      How much work do you think it is to become a PI? I think you would be sorely disapointed at the lack of vigor.

  • @TuxedoDogss
    @TuxedoDogss Год назад +55

    47 wasnt impersonating a detective, he just wore such fancy clothes that the people decided he was worthy of entering the mansion

  • @R.K_Chalkboard
    @R.K_Chalkboard Год назад +438

    I feel there should be more levels where this is possible. There should be levels for self-defense, and using NPCs to follow you( it's the NPC's fault to push your target into a meat grinder or something).

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING Год назад

      There are several where the NPCs will bump off your targets for you, but most of them require you doing something illegal to find something to motivate them to kill.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 Год назад +18

      theres 18 levels in the game and you could probably do it in 10ish levels maybe if you get very loosey-goosey with the rules like "how was i supposed to know that red barrel had oil in it and the guy would smoke on it" levels of moving the goal posts

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 Год назад +6

      bonus points if it's legal in the level's real world jurisdiction

    • @cynic5581
      @cynic5581 Год назад +7

      It’s very difficult because using real world laws even you “accidentally”killing someone is manslaughter.
      Most “no kill” play throughs involve someone essentially luring the target into a booby trap which is 1st degree murder. They’re just adding a bunch of processes between them and the murder as if that absolves them of wrongdoing somehow.
      There is a level where you can have two NPCs fight and one pushes the target off a balcony.

  • @Benjifan2000
    @Benjifan2000 Год назад +363

    "It's only a crime if you get caught."

    • @Vukan.Kos.
      @Vukan.Kos. Год назад +17

      Silent assasin suit only(I killed everyone)

    • @ZomboidMania
      @ZomboidMania Год назад +4

      ​@@Vukan.Kos. in game right?😅

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king Год назад +4

      Indeed everything is legal If you don't get caught 😊

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад +2

      @@ZomboidMania No.

  • @leviathanforge
    @leviathanforge Год назад +32

    The Mansion Master Key is in the Butlers room. You can talk into getting access to the room, grab the key and proceed to unlock every door without it being labelled as illegal

  • @RaySun-g4t
    @RaySun-g4t Год назад +6

    “Oh I love parkour 🏃‍♂️ 💨, so edgy 😜 “
    -security guard

  • @francisbond5605
    @francisbond5605 Год назад +739

    Do it again with real world laws!!!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL!!

    • @SerpentKing-jt6el
      @SerpentKing-jt6el Год назад +8

      hell yeah

    • @doommarauder3532
      @doommarauder3532 Год назад +142

      Yeah, impersonating a police officer, destroying evidence at a crime scene, actually trespassing if you were impersonating an officer. And much more, don't think you could do this with actual laws.

    • @guysome1
      @guysome1 Год назад +126

      ​@doommarauder3532 at the start he said that he assumed that 47 worked his way up, and cause he is a detective, he can mess with the crime scenes to figure it out

    • @supercoolzach9199
      @supercoolzach9199 Год назад +15

      especially bc of the fact that just being a hitman is illegal

    • @sugar_cabin
      @sugar_cabin Год назад +2

      He’s a ica member so he’s like a cop

  • @gamerq1996
    @gamerq1996 Год назад +83

    I think it's really cool the game has that much freedom and allows for such creativity!

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Год назад +1

      The games*

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 Год назад

      @@capybara9521 Just one game now since Hitman 3 rolled out an update that combines them all.

  • @72SinSae
    @72SinSae Год назад +316

    This is going to be great! what next? "i beat hitman by doing nothing"

    • @drmarioprojectm1510
      @drmarioprojectm1510 Год назад +5

      Except letting the targets die from negligence.

    • @72SinSae
      @72SinSae Год назад +23

      "how long can i keep the targets alive" that would be funny, imagine a multiplayer hitman game where he has to keep them alive that would be awesome i would watch that video if there was one, it would be interesting.@@drmarioprojectm1510

    • @Skrunkrus
      @Skrunkrus Год назад +4

      @@72SinSaeWell the characters can’t die from natural causes.

    • @72SinSae
      @72SinSae Год назад

      maybe someone could make a mod for that, or there could be something else, maybe hitman but im the target? @@Skrunkrus

    • @zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh33
      @zdzdhhfdzhzdhdzheherh33 Год назад +5

      @@Skrunkrus "multiplayer"

  • @thunderstar7682
    @thunderstar7682 Год назад +15

    The guard who makes the parkour comment is hilarious

  • @Sany-mi3ug
    @Sany-mi3ug Год назад +39

    the amount of work this guy puts in his video is amazing. You deserve way more attention. Keep it up

  • @josephjennings3146
    @josephjennings3146 Год назад +29

    It...feels like this level was just made to be like a movie.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 Год назад +8

      It's a direct omage to 'Who dunnit' mystery/detective movies/books.

  • @Tydorell
    @Tydorell Год назад +3

    Diana: congratulations, Agent 47. The mission was a success.
    47: tf are you talking about?

  • @fruitymanatee1426
    @fruitymanatee1426 Год назад +85

    This run only begs the question: did you drop the wrench used to repair the destillation kit before exiting the mission? Cause that right there is theft! 😂😜

    • @Clocksmith-s9w
      @Clocksmith-s9w Год назад +34

      Tell that to the coworkers that keep walking off with my tools.

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 Год назад +34

    Fun fact: trespass is not a litigatable crime in England! If you are found somewhere you shouldn't be, unless there is reason to think you were there to commit another crime (say stealing or vandalism or, of course, assassination), you are just moved on when apprehended.

    • @Ice_T_Shortz
      @Ice_T_Shortz 7 месяцев назад +10

      "Why are you in others property?"
      "Oh sorry officer, I'm just stupid"

    • @paultapping9510
      @paultapping9510 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Ice_T_Shortz basically yes, or nosy.

    • @Badenhawk
      @Badenhawk Месяц назад +1

      It's similar in the US, though you could get a misdemeanor charge for trespassing and if you entered a building it could be breaking and entering. However, when I worked juvenile detention we detained a couple kids that got a burglary charge, because while they didn't steal anything from someone's garage, they admitted that they entered illegally with the intention of taking something, they just didn't find anything they wanted and they left. The admission of intent to steal increases the charge from misdemeanor trespassing or B&E to felony burglary.

  • @daneeko
    @daneeko Год назад +6

    7:29 ok i find it incredibly funny how quickly she drops the glass and gets poisoned after drinking from it

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 9 дней назад +2

    The next hitman game should be able to be fully completed without committing any crimes. The crimeless routes should obviously be hard and full of domino effects and weird gimmicks but still possible. I think that would be fun.

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 10 месяцев назад +5

    4:28 that is some tomodachi life kind of dialogue

    • @holyelephantmg8838
      @holyelephantmg8838 2 месяца назад

      I could see the exact dialogue being brought up in island news

  • @Dan-xh4fv
    @Dan-xh4fv 3 месяца назад +2

    There is another way to do this in Dartmoor that doesn't require the coin glitch or being a possible accessory:
    1. Start as the Detective with an agency pickup of the walking cane
    2. Gather all the clues in Zachary's room (Inspect body, computer, and get note)
    3. Pull the book in the room to enter secret passage, grab floor plan, and exit using the other door
    4. Grab your agency pickup and go to the library, activate the secret switch (since it's in a briefcase, you can use it without being suspicious and 47 will just drop it after use) and collect the Montgomery note
    5. Go to Mr Fernsby and announce you are done with your investigation
    6. Go to Alexa's room, accuse Zachary, and ask for the file as a reward
    7. Alexa will yeet herself after walking to the balcony

  • @aMyst_1
    @aMyst_1 Год назад +9

    agent 47 is such a kind person. he didn't need to fix the machine but he still did it

  • @kiloknight94
    @kiloknight94 Год назад +2

    Me: Your honor I wasn't stalking my neighbor. I took a part time job as a Detective.
    Judge: Case dismissed!!

  • @ThePoorlyEditedDuck
    @ThePoorlyEditedDuck 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Oh i just love parkour, its so edgy 😊"
    -Guard

  • @marcopuma5415
    @marcopuma5415 Год назад +1

    the presentation of the little twist at the end earned a like and a half

  • @contradrian8430
    @contradrian8430 Год назад +45

    2:22
    I'm not sure if that still makes sense with the rest of the mission. When presenting the conclusion of the investigation to Alexa Carlisle, she still refers to the player as "Mr Whitmer", even in the detective start. I checked it. When we add that when she realizes you're not who you were thought to be, it's clear that "Whitmer" is not a mere name, 47 is actively impersonating someone else. The actual Mr. Whitmer is in the mission, though becomes passive the moment the player dons the detective outfit. In the game, impersonating is clearly not enough of a crime, but in the real world, he probably would be sentenced of impersonation through lie of omission.

    • @rafidsadman
      @rafidsadman Год назад +23

      "Identity theft is not a joke, 47, millions of families suffer every year!"

    • @willofthewinds3222
      @willofthewinds3222 Год назад +11

      Lies of omission aren't really illegal from what I gather. He just didn't see it fit to correct. Immoral? Yes. If he continued to do so in a courtroom under oath? Illegal.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 Год назад

      @@rafidsadman 47 millions suffer every year.

    • @dylansylvester4719
      @dylansylvester4719 Год назад +2

      Impersonation a non police officer isn't a crime if you aren't planning to commit any other crimes or

  • @thinix396
    @thinix396 Год назад +2

    4:28 watching 47 casually hang onto a wall while getting SHOT for no reason was absolutely hilarious

  • @blakesanchize6286
    @blakesanchize6286 Год назад +16

    In the tutorial level since it's training, nothing you do is illegal.

  • @Notmyreelname
    @Notmyreelname 6 месяцев назад +2

    Your explanation of the target dying of poison is like explaining that a dnd character does not know everything the player knows.

  • @connorwilcox146
    @connorwilcox146 Год назад +11

    You should do a full run of the game with minimum potential prison time, could make a fun challenge run category.

  • @numbersandletters7442
    @numbersandletters7442 Год назад +1

    4:24 😂😂😂😂 "oh i just love parkour, *its so Edgy!* " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DharmaJannyter
    @DharmaJannyter Год назад +4

    Title: "How I beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime"
    Actual Video: "How I beat ONE LEVEL of Hitman without committing a single crime"
    That's quite the difference, ser. :P

  • @marekpupin-fw8vq
    @marekpupin-fw8vq 4 месяца назад +1

    "But 47 framed the guy"
    He did the challenge. His own rules then

  • @Bullocksman
    @Bullocksman Год назад +11

    Whenever onionbutter posts it’s a good day

  • @erdberkuchentv
    @erdberkuchentv 9 месяцев назад +1

    a crime is only a crime if someone sees it ._.
    so it means hitman is already "without" crimes if you dont get spotted

  • @Jr._Racing
    @Jr._Racing Год назад +5

    I didn't think this was possible. Truly incredible job!

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal 10 месяцев назад +1

    Now we need to get a lawyer to watch this video and break down all the crimes you did commit

  • @RootDude68
    @RootDude68 Год назад +3

    "Oh, I just love parkour. It's so edgy!"

  • @sharpblue
    @sharpblue Год назад +1

    Imagine 47's surprise after all this when he gets arrested for conspiracy.

  • @vornamenachname4298
    @vornamenachname4298 Год назад +2

    Can we stop and admire how complex this scenery was made? I find it incredible.

  • @DarkDragonSlayer
    @DarkDragonSlayer Год назад +1

    "Alexa, how did you die?"
    Okay, I'll leave.

  • @DevWolf59
    @DevWolf59 Год назад +55

    Defamation is only illegal in civil court, so he’s in the green criminally

  • @kerbal666
    @kerbal666 Месяц назад

    The most satisfying thing in any hitman game is just nudging the first domino and walking away.

  • @iiropeltonen
    @iiropeltonen Год назад +11

    02:45 "STEALING" The file. Mission Failed in less than two seconds 😂

  • @PRESPOVERTY
    @PRESPOVERTY 8 месяцев назад +1

    Switching outfits is illegal cuz impersonating an important figure like a cop/doctor/fireman is illegal but luckily agent 47 worked his way up the chain to become a certified detective for this mission

  • @Coldduck1988
    @Coldduck1988 Год назад +58

    next video should be "can i beat hitman silently without changing my disguise"

    • @Jilatannies
      @Jilatannies Год назад +34

      You mean SASO?

    • @spookyrobbie2
      @spookyrobbie2 Год назад +13

      silent assassin / suit only is already a thing

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Год назад

      Nope

    • @Coldduck1988
      @Coldduck1988 Год назад +2

      @@capybara9521 why?

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Год назад

      ​@@Coldduck1988because you like your own comment and silent assassin suit only already exists

  • @coladict
    @coladict Год назад +1

    There is another path as the detective where you can convince her to give you the file and then she goes and kills herself from the balcony, but that one requires you to hold the illegal cane to get to a hidden room with a decades old letter inside.

  • @alicemargatroid52
    @alicemargatroid52 Год назад +9

    Great video, straight to the point, good editing, good voiceover, got exactly what I came for.

  • @elchicko1976
    @elchicko1976 Месяц назад

    4:25 … „Oh, I just love
    parkour.“ 🤣🤣🤣🙈

  • @loganmunier9798
    @loganmunier9798 Год назад +85

    I think you can bring the cane into the map, since you get it as a mastery reward. You can use that to get the quicker way of indirectly killing Alexa, at least if you have the heart to do it.
    (Seriously, nobody deserves that, not even her. It's the only kill in the game that I actually and unironically felt bad for. Still, it saves you the trouble of dealing with the coins to get into the greenhouse and Mr.Fernsby's office)

    • @Dextinator12
      @Dextinator12 Год назад +1

      Explain?

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 Год назад +48

      @@Dextinator12 You unlock the walking cane at Dartmoor Mastery Level 13. It's legal to hold, just not to pick up. If you use that to get into the secret room on the second floor above the library, you find a letter that can be used to convince Alexa Carlyle that her brother really did commit suicide. She'll give you the file and throw herself off the balcony in grief (which I think is a really horrible way for her to die). I think it's the only evidence you need. In fact, I'll test it now to be sure.

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 Год назад +35

      @@Dextinator12 Ok I just confirmed it. You can't carry the cane in on you person, but you can have it already in the manor in an Agency Stash. Nothing illegal had to happen for that. The official explanation is that "Grey's informant smuggles a briefcase into the manor" which is not really illegal, I don't think. You the player can carry around a briefcase in any disguise with no problem, Grey's informant is probably a member of the staff, and it's not illegal to leave a briefcase laying around. The cane can be legally taken from the briefcase, and can be legally carried, you just can't drop it and pick it back up.
      What I did was I started as the Detective in Zachary's room with a Walking Cane in a pickup in the hall. I investigated everything in the room, none of which is illegal. I went to talk to Mr. Fernsby, and kicked off the main part of the investigation. I made a b-line for the Agency Pickup in the hall upstairs, and grabbed the walking cane from the suitcase which is marked as a legal action. I went to the secret room, got Montgomery's Note from the secret room. I then went to Mr. Fernsby to tell him I had all the evidence I needed, brought my case to Alexa Carlyle, and told her about the note and that her brother committed suicide, which I had the evidence to prove. I asked for the case file as payment, turned around and walked out to my bike, not a single crime committed, and Alexa having thrown herself off a balcony while I was making my way for the front door.
      Not a single crime committed, and all objectives complete.

    • @Ellie-rx3jt
      @Ellie-rx3jt Год назад +22

      ​@@loganmunier9798
      I think you kinda need to think of a legitimate reason for smuggling the cane in, otherwise it implies knowledge that you need it to get into the secret room, which weakens your case of just being a terrible detective rather than someone trying to cause the death of Alexa. Although I'm not sure why carrying a cane is classed as illegal in the first place 🤔

    • @loganmunier9798
      @loganmunier9798 Год назад +12

      @@Ellie-rx3jt Ah, you make a good point. I'm sure I could come up with something sufficient after enough brainstorming, but it probably would be shaky reasoning at best, and just really shoddy detective work. Maybe because he cannot legally carry a gun, he wants to carry a legal way to defend himself in case the murderer tries to go after him, hence the cane? Still tough, not as good a story. I concede.

  • @marekpupin-fw8vq
    @marekpupin-fw8vq 4 месяца назад +1

    "but 47 is not a detective"
    How do you know? Maybe he is a Detective and checks his own crimes for double money.

  • @ryantalley5284
    @ryantalley5284 Год назад +29

    2:22
    First, you don't "work your way up the corporate ladder" to become a private detective. You're your own boss.
    Second, people still think you're Detective Phineas Whitmer, even though you're not, and you both never correct them AND work on Whitmer's case that is EXTREMELY top secret.
    Which is identity fraud.
    Which is a crime.

    • @rexacion
      @rexacion Год назад +2

      you dont legally have to correct them, its their fault for assuming

    • @ryantalley5284
      @ryantalley5284 Год назад +2

      @@rexacion I agree, it IS their fault for assuming.
      That's why they're wrong.

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon1 9 месяцев назад

    My first reaction to this video was, this is impossible. But then you mentioned Dartmoor, and it all made sense

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 Год назад +9

    The title should be 'How I Beat *A* Hitman *Level* Without Committing A SINGLE Crime.'
    I thought this was about how to beat an entire game.

  • @kylehosein2548
    @kylehosein2548 6 месяцев назад

    this is why i love this game. it pushes you to do this once you've replayed all the other ways you could think of. then you want the ultimate challenge

  • @35thrat
    @35thrat Год назад +4

    in this run, you play as a bumbling fool who solves nothing and only does things out of the goodness of his heart and the emptiness of his brain

  • @zacharymaneja1207
    @zacharymaneja1207 Год назад

    I love.how you always have an indicator for your experiments instead of just subjectively deciding

  • @potatohato
    @potatohato Год назад +10

    “I love parkour” got me 💀

  • @nanab256
    @nanab256 3 месяца назад +1

    "Beat Hitman Without Committing a SINGLE Crime" you mean "Beat a single mission in Hitman With Committing a few Crimes"

  • @joshb6470
    @joshb6470 3 месяца назад +15

    7:51 - being intentionally dishonest, but you spent the entire time dressed like a detective you are not, which means you were acting without a PI license which is needed in the real Dartmoor

    • @jacobsartin7095
      @jacobsartin7095 2 месяца назад +6

      He mentioned that. He is assuming that in this fictional scenario, agent 47 actually was a detective.

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki Год назад +1

    It should be noted that 47 does have rules against killing innocent people.

  • @water2621112
    @water2621112 Год назад +4

    Always fun beating these without even laying a hand on the target. Maybe next time you could beat other levels by other NPC's killing the target

  • @MrKingTroller
    @MrKingTroller 6 месяцев назад

    That guard being very chill when you climb up floors gotta respect that NPC😉😉😉

  • @ry6554
    @ry6554 Год назад +3

    Charged for conspiracy.

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD Месяц назад +2

    Title: “How I beat Hitman without crime.”
    Video: “How I beat one level without crime.”

  • @ChuntyCops
    @ChuntyCops Год назад +5

    I like how the title of the video says how I beat hitman, then literally 30 secs in that changes to how I beat a single level on hitman. Fuckin classic RUclips

  • @HYacaocjAhcha
    @HYacaocjAhcha 11 месяцев назад +1

    Officer: asks for license for the bike.
    47: oh shit

  • @hektik2074
    @hektik2074 Год назад +10

    Woah cool, I can’t believe you beat the entirety of Hitman in only one level ‼️

  • @bluepriest6990
    @bluepriest6990 Год назад +1

    "how i beat a SINGLE hitman level using only reasonable doubt."

  • @TinySpiny
    @TinySpiny Год назад +11

    I love seeing players do anything they can to not do what a game wants them to do. This is truly amazing.

  • @nfugitt89
    @nfugitt89 Год назад

    The walking cane says it's illegal, but I've never been suspected for carrying it

  • @MaximusKingery
    @MaximusKingery Год назад +57

    This guy deserves a million subs

    • @kritosrafel5962
      @kritosrafel5962 Год назад +3

      yes

    • @victoref
      @victoref Год назад +3

      he has a great amount for less then 1 year of videos tho

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery Год назад +2

      @@victoref yea he is a really good youtuber to good this quick to be this good tho so I'd like to see what other video creation he has done

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Год назад +1

      Nope

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery Год назад

      @@capybara9521 why not

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman Год назад +2

    detective who is so bad at his job he unknowingly gets people killed and starts investigating some unknown entity he doesn't know is himself