I Played Hitman 3 Like a Professional Assassin and This Is What Happened

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  2 года назад +231

    *Watch more hilariously stupid Modded Hitman videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch my ridiculously stupid Sniper Elite videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3G85tOP

    • @fartburger_gaming
      @fartburger_gaming 2 года назад +2

      No

    • @keenharpz
      @keenharpz 2 года назад +3

      Your vids keep me going

    • @sledgehammerscav2593
      @sledgehammerscav2593 2 года назад

      @@fartburger_gaming dude if you don't want to see you don't need to go to the comment like a monkey and say "nO"

    • @auntytanya6186
      @auntytanya6186 2 года назад +4

      After watching all of ur vids, I can’t stare at a rubber duckie the same way anymore

    • @Carter_Productions
      @Carter_Productions 2 года назад +1

      @@auntytanya6186 same

  • @blackwolfgaming9126
    @blackwolfgaming9126 2 года назад +1093

    Sierra Knox getting sedated was the funniest moment ever!!!!!! 100/10, well done for breaking her!

    • @ont1c
      @ont1c 2 года назад +9

      Agreed!

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад +8

      Wish sedative gum right in bald agent 47 s arsenal.

    • @ritual_9968
      @ritual_9968 2 года назад +24

      This sounded so wrong on many different levels

    • @icyyou.
      @icyyou. 2 года назад

      @@ritual_9968 you just have a dirty mind.

    • @mike3963
      @mike3963 2 года назад +2

      The grapefruit technique

  • @valdoras10-11
    @valdoras10-11 2 года назад +1518

    Tbh it’s never the same when cheru plays the game normally. Cheru is perfect in his own crazy way.

    • @guacamoleman3253
      @guacamoleman3253 2 года назад +19

      This makes things feel wrong

    • @eddiethekid2849
      @eddiethekid2849 2 года назад +10

      i think its the closest he could get to professional XD

    • @badasscasanova2383
      @badasscasanova2383 2 года назад +6

      That’s facts , for that reason I just subscribe

    • @7rixee
      @7rixee 2 года назад +2

      Any other channels like this?

    • @eddiethekid2849
      @eddiethekid2849 2 года назад +2

      @@7rixee depends, you on about the humour or the game?

  • @jensonames1179
    @jensonames1179 2 года назад +300

    That choking glitch at the end had me in stitches

    • @mike_gread
      @mike_gread 2 года назад +7

      i wonder where the devs found this sound effet

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice 2 года назад +9

      Sounded like my ex

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 Год назад +3

      @@DoPriceyeah it did sound a lot like your ex

    • @rossaven01
      @rossaven01 2 месяца назад

      i mean logically since its rat poison you cant actually die from it, only choke and throw up, but idk maybe its differnt in this game

  • @TheBradMouse
    @TheBradMouse 2 года назад +281

    I think the Kill Nobody (except the targets through "accidents") challenge would be pretty fun and goofy to go through again, but this looked pretty painful to go through without dropping 500 explosive rubber duckies.

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад

      Love your vids keep up the good effortt man

    • @viralworld1362
      @viralworld1362 2 года назад

      Yeah it was pretty painful for him to play hitman without 500 rubber duckies to Yeet his targets into outer space

    • @philipmyint3386
      @philipmyint3386 Год назад

      He knocked out more people when he was tryin to hide 2 bodies

    • @ZanicksGaming
      @ZanicksGaming Год назад

      ​@@viralworld13629:55 mjooa

  • @beckysmith1094
    @beckysmith1094 2 года назад +116

    Cheru: promises not to kill non-targets
    Also cheru: poisons random drink

    • @thedinosaurprotectiongroup401
      @thedinosaurprotectiongroup401 Год назад

      It wasn't lethal it was emetic rat poison makes sense why you thought it was lethal though

    • @Ricecatrealtrust
      @Ricecatrealtrust Год назад +8

      It was emetic poisoning

    • @LSi-zg4bt
      @LSi-zg4bt 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ricecatrealtrusti try that in real life?

    • @Ricecatrealtrust
      @Ricecatrealtrust 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LSi-zg4bt I mean, poisoning people lethal or not is a crime

    • @LSi-zg4bt
      @LSi-zg4bt 11 месяцев назад

      Bet

  • @rebeccabroad617
    @rebeccabroad617 2 года назад +168

    Agent 47 strikes again this is gonna be a blast. Cheru u put hard work and effort into ur content and creativity respect cheru respect man love and support u man 👍

  • @Evanster1212
    @Evanster1212 2 года назад +51

    Honestly Cheru playing hitman properly is like trying to make a BLT without bacon, lettuce or tomato

    • @lukehatton2593
      @lukehatton2593 2 года назад +2

      ah, so it would be called a

    • @jade9093
      @jade9093 2 года назад +2

      @@lukehatton2593 yes it woulf be called a

    • @danielhenko6961
      @danielhenko6961 Год назад +1

      @@jade9093 Nah i think it’d be called a

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx 2 года назад +108

    Of course when you play it the way it’s supposed to be played, the game still tries to bug out on you 😆

    • @Stop_theMotion
      @Stop_theMotion 13 дней назад

      fr tho. I get so many glitches when I do things the right way.

  • @Carter_Productions
    @Carter_Productions 2 года назад +77

    This is cheru's worst nightmare

  • @Dark_knight484
    @Dark_knight484 2 года назад +40

    It’s Always a good time when Cheru post

  • @dannyengineer9862
    @dannyengineer9862 2 года назад +255

    Cheru trying to play Hitman 3 like a proffesional assasin? Impossible, this is a feat that is never seen. Without mods too?
    Cheru, I feel bad for ya.

    • @nathanharrison2
      @nathanharrison2 2 года назад +5

      still has the chiseled 47 mod on though.

  • @UCZ15
    @UCZ15 Год назад +5

    I am absolutely howling at Sierra answering your interview questions in chokeish

  • @evilchild1851
    @evilchild1851 2 года назад +2

    4:57 I both love and hate how he knows that

  • @Deggter
    @Deggter 2 года назад +5

    "Playing Hitman like a professional Hitman."
    *Punches a random guy at the very start.*

  • @robinfloof
    @robinfloof Год назад +2

    "Every Death needs to look like an accident
    Just like Me Being Born"
    Man... That hit hard-

  • @Shamurai0612
    @Shamurai0612 2 года назад +24

    I love how this is a possible Genre of video with hitman. It’s so cleverly simple yet something you’ve never done 🤣🤣

  • @dennispugh7368
    @dennispugh7368 Год назад +1

    So I'm now just learning about going into inventory to use car key to unlock the van. I was breaking into it for years

  • @Jay-kay4yt
    @Jay-kay4yt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Cheru: I'll play hitman love a pro
    Also cheru: brings bubblegum

  • @R3dd_1247
    @R3dd_1247 Год назад +5

    For the Miami mission, if you do the method where you tamper with the stage pyrotechnics, both targets end up in the same place and you can electrocute them both with a water cooler and exposed wire. Takes less than 15 minutes 😂

  • @Kematotheone
    @Kematotheone 2 года назад +14

    I litterally laughed my ass off at the end it was hilarious! didn't laugh this hard since way back.

  • @jacobhughes1314
    @jacobhughes1314 2 года назад +4

    Agent 47 smiling has got to be the most unsettling thing I've ever seen.

  • @moresiyayt
    @moresiyayt 2 года назад +1

    Hitman smiling is creepy and scary

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality 2 года назад +6

    The sound Sierra makes when she _really_ likes you: 12:49 😉😅🤣

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 2 года назад +1

    When Cheru walks in with the fore extinguisher walks in with the fire extinguisher and the dude was sleeping I was certain he'd break there nd chuck it at their head 🤣

  • @siddharthannandhakumar6187
    @siddharthannandhakumar6187 Год назад

    0:48 shows the newspaper is folded... Hitman is reading it upside down on the other side😂

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 2 года назад +2

    Cheru being a professional assassin
    The sun has risen from opposite side

  • @Xander-f5d
    @Xander-f5d Год назад +1

    Police man: “hey there-“
    Cheru: “Shut up jerk face”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @domaspaliunis3088
    @domaspaliunis3088 2 года назад +1

    cheru: hows life
    siera:aghgahahgahhhhghhahha

  • @planet3d99
    @planet3d99 2 года назад +1

    NPC : Mmm delicious coffee,
    Whilst the coffee has green gas coming out of it.
    Literally 2 seconds later he vomits or he gets knocked out or he dies.

  • @MeniHletsos-wl4rk
    @MeniHletsos-wl4rk 2 дня назад

    I lost you over 4 years and i missed this channel so much now im happy

  • @The__Pengwin
    @The__Pengwin 2 года назад +2

    I'm getting Let's game it out(RUclipsr) vibes from this guy. I enjoy the atmosphere. finally found another awesome youtuber to binge-watch at 3:00 AM!!!!

  • @Mr__Nbody03
    @Mr__Nbody03 2 года назад +1

    Right when he started talking about the ad I got the ad for raid shadow legends

  • @apxx_prxdator_4792
    @apxx_prxdator_4792 2 года назад +12

    So strange to see him playing as an actual professional assassin rather than some nonce blowing everything up and shooting up towns

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 года назад +1

    "Good to see you're so good looking"
    Robert Knox literally has a burnt and disfigured face

  • @AstraPixel
    @AstraPixel 2 года назад +1

    MMMM very new video that I didn't even realize for the first 20 seconds

  • @BonnieBeats
    @BonnieBeats 2 года назад +10

    This game looks fun, way cooler than the one on the PS2 I remember playing as a kid.
    Downloaded this on gamepass a while ago but never got around to trying it out, Maybe have too now

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 2 года назад +1

      Start with the training missions. This game is actually really hard sometimes

    • @magoomjey2287
      @magoomjey2287 2 года назад +1

      @@omniscientbarebones it's not hard. It's fun. You just have to play smart

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 2 года назад +1

      @@magoomjey2287 I tried doing a kill everyone challenge, you die in 5 shots from an smg on the medium difficulty. Yes I know, the way you’re meant to play is Silent Assassin but killing people is just so funny in this game.

  • @Ulrik253
    @Ulrik253 2 года назад +2

    Love the hitman videos man keep it coming

  • @y2ler658
    @y2ler658 Год назад +1

    The intro never gets old🤣

  • @GoldenEye2047
    @GoldenEye2047 2 года назад +2

    Alternate Title: I am gonna play Hitman the way its not supposed to be played

  • @vegas1east959
    @vegas1east959 2 года назад +1

    My G, I just stumbled upon your video and let me tell you you're one hilarious man. That s*** what's funny? 🤣😂

  • @Blovu420
    @Blovu420 2 года назад +1

    There is exactly one thing that is faster then light: Me when I click a Cheru Hitman video

  • @Flimflam_fan
    @Flimflam_fan Год назад +1

    Bro I got a raid, shadow legends ad on this vid lol😂

  • @thepurplebunny3286
    @thepurplebunny3286 2 года назад +15

    This is a big day for Cheru, congrats for surviving!!!!

  • @AlanSeer
    @AlanSeer 2 года назад +6

    yes a day white cheru teach people how to fly👑

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 года назад +3

    Says he's gonna play it right, Then immediately knocks out Florida man and ruins silent assassin

  • @fitforfreelance
    @fitforfreelance 2 года назад +2

    The item descriptions are like when movie characters tell someone a story from their own lives

  • @laughinglaser5844
    @laughinglaser5844 2 года назад

    Ohh no cheru strikes again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.Btw I like your videos

  • @sebby324
    @sebby324 2 года назад +1

    Challenge for you speed run kill every body challenge for the whole hitman trilogy

  • @finnarchbold6585
    @finnarchbold6585 Год назад +1

    This isn’t hitman 3 but it’s an amazing video

  • @SCP-Dr_Bright
    @SCP-Dr_Bright 2 года назад +5

    now all we need is cheru plays like a silent assassin

  • @mastercheif2081
    @mastercheif2081 2 года назад +1

    Cheru has now completed his transformation into a gigachad

  • @Nine9005
    @Nine9005 2 года назад +2

    Yays! Old intro came back! 🎉

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +3

    Great Video! *Cheru Playing hitman properly?! what's this world come to?!!!!!!*

  • @niclaslarsson2871
    @niclaslarsson2871 Год назад

    6:25 cheru describes Sweden in two words 💀

  • @Andre-oc7gg
    @Andre-oc7gg 2 года назад +1

    Agent 47's cheekbones are weapons

  • @IhyGab24
    @IhyGab24 8 месяцев назад

    This is just pure talent ❤😂

  • @WaltuhPinkman
    @WaltuhPinkman 4 месяца назад

    Rare footage of Cheru doing something serious in Hitman 3.

  • @eidoneverchoosen1171
    @eidoneverchoosen1171 2 года назад

    The smile on agent 47 is just perfect lol.

  • @solowinner2919
    @solowinner2919 2 года назад +2

    it was hilarious when he broke sierra

  • @RobertoGoodra
    @RobertoGoodra 2 года назад +1

    Imagen, Agent 47 very happy and tooths shinys.
    Thanks Colgate.

  • @Lysander1592
    @Lysander1592 2 года назад

    Sierra: * choking* Cheru the flamingo: * casually flaps his wings as nothing is happening*

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 8 месяцев назад

    I like how this video is actually closer to being a professional assassin than one of the other videos you did claiming to do such.

  • @bigmonkey4333
    @bigmonkey4333 2 года назад +5

    Watched 5 mins and already subbed this guy's a legend

  • @susiedeltarunedistinguished
    @susiedeltarunedistinguished 2 года назад

    The Hitman Sanity Scale:
    Cheru---------Normal Player---Me------Pro---Speedrunners

  • @logangreen4588
    @logangreen4588 2 года назад

    12:07 Cheru turning into car after injecting Kronstadt Octane Booster directly into his veins, 2022 (colorized) (audio)

  • @logangreen4588
    @logangreen4588 2 года назад +2

    10:00 while it would be funny if he was looking for the syringe, he's most likely investigating the noise you made when you broke open the cabinet, and investigating the broken open cabinet

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 года назад

    Florida Man and “Onion now more valuable than facts”😂😂😂
    Nice one IO.

  • @Jaredhenderson765
    @Jaredhenderson765 2 года назад

    Of course you upload when I’m at work

  • @arcadealchemist
    @arcadealchemist 2 года назад

    4:10 le Richard O'bRian about to do some CRYSTAL MAZE jogging.

  • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
    @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 2 года назад

    “play it like you’re supposed to”
    *knocks out a good chunk of NPCs on the map*

  • @MyReligionIs2DoGood
    @MyReligionIs2DoGood 2 года назад +3

    Playing like a professional assassin - using Instinct every 2 minutes. lol
    I'm sure every pro assassin got that in real life, too. :P

  • @an-animal-lover
    @an-animal-lover 2 года назад +1

    More of this kind of Hitman play please

  • @lion3989
    @lion3989 2 года назад +1

    The infinite duck bomb vids were the best

  • @Some_Random_Dood
    @Some_Random_Dood 2 года назад +1

    I think cheru was cherunapped by his evil twin then his evil twin started playing normally

  • @EvanMitchell-o8m
    @EvanMitchell-o8m 4 месяца назад

    Cheru is the best because he made me get better

  • @acatfishandaviking1020
    @acatfishandaviking1020 2 года назад

    Cheru plays Hitman normally:
    IT'S GONNA RAIN SWORDS!

  • @L_toYou
    @L_toYou 2 года назад +2

    47 adventure III

  • @gen.zer0.
    @gen.zer0. 2 года назад

    3:59 i got a raid shadow legends ad on right after this

  • @elfeiin
    @elfeiin Год назад +1

    thank you for the intro where you explain the video which has a title that does the same thing

  • @ingame9861
    @ingame9861 2 года назад

    Minute 13:00
    Netflix: Are you still watching
    Someone elses doughter:

  • @shwifty507
    @shwifty507 2 года назад +1

    This man is too funny 🤣🤣

  • @morbid1134
    @morbid1134 2 года назад

    AS you were talking about the raid shadow legends ad ad 4:00. I legit got a banner ad of the game and then it zoomed into to your face

  • @sherinjohn001
    @sherinjohn001 2 года назад

    "Normal Monday in Kronstad" 😂😂

  • @BallerDollaro
    @BallerDollaro 2 года назад

    !!! i, like, your, funny worrds, magic man!!!

  • @Television_Hater
    @Television_Hater 2 года назад

    Always good with another hitman video 👍

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 8 месяцев назад

    God smiling 47 is horrifying😂

  • @fuNdy-0
    @fuNdy-0 2 года назад

    I watched you 3 years ago or so and now i found Ur vids again

  • @Leon_Nguyen-kz3wi2ko7f
    @Leon_Nguyen-kz3wi2ko7f 2 года назад

    The legendary greeting face is back

  • @codygets6937
    @codygets6937 2 года назад

    Love the content 🖤🖤🖤

  • @mendezh2276
    @mendezh2276 2 года назад

    3:58 I literally got a raid ad right after you said that😐

  • @RickDangerousNL
    @RickDangerousNL Год назад

    You should've just existed at the helicopter dressed as the flamingo :D Nice little easter egg exit ;)

  • @houstonmayzik6928
    @houstonmayzik6928 2 года назад +1

    Hey bro love your videos, pretty much do the same thing with all the hitman games, just horse around and troll the heck of it, I still laugh that he's part of my heritage lmao. Do all the best Cheru for the videos, will keep on liking your videos.

  • @noahplays916
    @noahplays916 2 года назад +1

    ANOTHER CHERU VIDEO 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

  • @TwinkleToes456
    @TwinkleToes456 Год назад

    Man. I just love @cheru `s video`s

  • @chrisevans7368
    @chrisevans7368 2 года назад

    Agent 47 looks like Squidward when he got smacked by a door

  • @maylovesaction3306
    @maylovesaction3306 2 года назад

    hay Cheru have you ever realized how deep your voice has gotten I see your old videos from like 2017 and realized how high it is compered to now it's so deep i can barely even here your Australian accent lol😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Soar-Gaming
    @Soar-Gaming 2 года назад +1

    When he talked all about selling balls lol

  • @northmanproductions5319
    @northmanproductions5319 2 года назад +1

    Finally… a man who likes craziness knows the reverse maneuver…

  • @siddharthhistapes9855
    @siddharthhistapes9855 Год назад

    How can someone like this humor