It's always interesting to see the scores at the end, especially the non-target kill penalty. It's minus 5000 points per person if I remember correctly. So in this case: 1.315.000/5000 means around 263 people weren't hydrated enough.
@@cheru I thought so too. If I'm not mistaken, which I'm almost always am, it feels like the math is wrong. Maybe some npc's haven't been counted for as non targets. Plus the fact that Ingram and Stuyvesant were targets, which means at least 265 had their subscription to "Life" terminated.
This type of behavior starts on Hawk's Bay and then Heaven Island and then New York.. before you know it you are in Dubai & Berlin trying to whipe the whole map. Agent 47 doesn't have many "bad days" but when he does. He gets some cleaning done.
8:27 that reminds me of the time when I wanted to play Hitman like a role playing game, and I wanted to live in the Sapienza mansion, so I killed everyone in there, lead the body guards in so they would find the bodies and drag them out for me, and I officially moved into the mansion. Pro tip: The silver baller doubles as a 100% off coupon for any house of your choice.
One of my favourite cheru lines in his hitman videos is just "If I'm not mistaken which I almost always am". I dunno why I love it but I just vibe with it so much
"Things got a little bit weird" Yes. They are at the same height as the clouds, which contain rain, which is what gives us water, yet they aren't hydrated properly. Good work, 47
i needed to do something so i paused the video at 0:01 seconds. When I got back, i clicked on, and 47 smiling jumpscared me. I've never been more scared in my life! I always stay hydrated, please don't come for me.
Dubai: Where is the population Cheru: They are all hydrated Dubai: No they ain't: Cheru: Are you sure about that? Dubai: Yes Cheru: *waits for them to go to bathroom* Dubai: *Goes to bathroom* Cheru: DRINK IT ALL UP YOU DIRTY, OH... HE DRANK it all.
I've noticed that if you need to get frisked by guards, you can pick your items back up after the pat down and take them through. They didn't check me a second time.
Btw anyone who plays hitman 3, if you get to level 10 mastery on the dubai location you unlock the explosive golf ball. Cheers Cheru for showing me how much fun it is to use on other hitman vids
I have a feeling that ur weapon of choice for almost every episode is going to be the banana The most dangerous weapon of all time. I dont know why they didn't use it in every war
@@cheru I wanna burn it and eat it and throw it up again the then cut it with a knife feed it to my dog cut my dog open and then plant a bomb on the list
It's always interesting to see the scores at the end, especially the non-target kill penalty. It's minus 5000 points per person if I remember correctly. So in this case: 1.315.000/5000 means around 263 people weren't hydrated enough.
@@cheru I thought so too. If I'm not mistaken, which I'm almost always am, it feels like the math is wrong. Maybe some npc's haven't been counted for as non targets. Plus the fact that Ingram and Stuyvesant were targets, which means at least 265 had their subscription to "Life" terminated.
@@basvanheumen4231 when. I did mine I acutally had a higher one 1,550,000
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This type of behavior starts on Hawk's Bay and then Heaven Island and then New York.. before you know it you are in Dubai & Berlin trying to whipe the whole map. Agent 47 doesn't have many "bad days" but when he does. He gets some cleaning done.
I think it ist over 9000
8:27 that reminds me of the time when I wanted to play Hitman like a role playing game, and I wanted to live in the Sapienza mansion, so I killed everyone in there, lead the body guards in so they would find the bodies and drag them out for me, and I officially moved into the mansion.
Pro tip: The silver baller doubles as a 100% off coupon for any house of your choice.
I’m so glad it’s not just me who had done this. ESPECIALLY in sapienza. And Whittleton creek
Jeez me to however I'd normally do it on the prologue yacht
sometimes i kill people and then when someone finds them i was roleplaying as i was some random bystander
Yeha
@@mariakavanagh3124 I killed everyone so many times
One of my favourite cheru lines in his hitman videos is just "If I'm not mistaken which I almost always am". I dunno why I love it but I just vibe with it so much
9:40
“There are bodies ALL OVER!”
“Lady, you’re trippin”
😭
This man takes "its not a crime if nobody sees it" to a whole other level.
my contrys prison😨
Exactly mane but dam😅
That face at the intro scares me everytime more and more to the point where i feel like agent 47 is watching me everywhere I go 😱
"Everywhere I go, I see his face..."
-Peter Parker - 2019
QUICK EVERYONE! GET OUT OF HERE! HE HAS HIS GOLDEN GUN ON HIM!
@@cheru oh no he's here
@@sethboyle90 you there?
no?
Cheru: i took a Photo of a dead person
Pushes her*
Me and the cheru community: she's a meme now
lol
nice
Killeveryone challenge bam bam bam oh crap I shot him in the ass
@@cheru im sorry but i didnt stay hydrated
I love how people are just using this comment to talk to cheru
Keeping the "Stay Hydrated" trend even in Hitman 3 good job Cheru!
YA.
2:53 “No one can notice if there’s no one to notice.”
This man would make a fine Eversor assassin
I loooove the beginning cutscene, "I am going to kill everyone."
another forking racist be like:
RUclips: 2 minutes ago. Cheru Comment 3 minutes ago. Looks like RUclips hasnt been staying hydrated
Looks like agent 47 already did another kill everyone challenge to get a red suit
I’ve never seen anything so stealthy and chaotic at the same time
Stealthy yet also not stealthy somehow
"Things got a little bit weird"
Yes. They are at the same height as the clouds, which contain rain, which is what gives us water, yet they aren't hydrated properly. Good work, 47
5:27 omg that toilet water is so dirty lol.
I damn hope cheru gets to 1 mil some day
But rn he has 666 >->
I don’t hope
@@Movt_S well then your a bit odd
When you’re earlier than cheru...
When your nine minutes later than cheru
dang
Lol you weren’t earlier oof
Look at my comment I was earlier than cheru lmao
HACKER
“ I got eyes on tango” 9:16
😂😂😂😂😂
Cheru is so underrated he needs to be seen more
😅😂how?
“Good day everybody it’s ya boy Cheru 47” 😂😂😂
Hey there! I'm glad the game has been fixed for you and another thing, 47 in a red suit is EVERYTHING. ❤️❤️❤️
i needed to do something so i paused the video at 0:01 seconds. When I got back, i clicked on, and 47 smiling jumpscared me.
I've never been more scared in my life!
I always stay hydrated, please don't come for me.
nothing sus here
That intro is beautiful but terrifying
Always stay hydrated and crack cocainus never gets old 😂😂😂😎💪
this man is so funny! OMG he made my day🤣
13:23 anyone hear the janitor npc say “oh no” before he got shot haha 😂
16:40 best part
"Say cheese" then throws off at 0:40. Got me dying already 😂😂😂
Great Vid! this is hillarious and beautiful and everyone is staying hydrated
At around 12:00 when you pushes the lady off that balcony inside the building I felt that when she hit the other railing.
Of you i started playing Hitman 2, i dont have full version but i still enjoy it, thank u very much =)
6:00 was so funny “errr”
These videos are the only thing that is keeping me sane after a nail impaled my leg
16:19 had me DYING 😅LAUGHING😂
who wants some crack cocainus?
"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai..."
Huzzah! A man of quality.
NO I DO NOT WANT THIS
PLEASE DONT IT SHOULDN’T BE LEGAL DONT DO IT NO
9:17 who else notices the security gaurd is PLAYING SOLITARE ON THE COMPUTER XD
I love the happy music over the murder of 10,000 people!
YEAH! So peaceful 😊😊😊
5:23 is the most funny part of the video
As soon as I saw the title... I knew how many people is gonna fall to their death... FUN!
kill count?
13:55 “It’s warming up sir
Warming up? THE SUN IS WARMING UP?!”
18:03 we need 10 hrs version of this track
Okkkkkkkkk
15:13 1.000.000 points! New high score!
00:09 LITHUANIA MENTIONED?
My birthday is coming up and I can't wait to finally play hitman 3
Keep up the good work Cheru
Dubai: Where is the population
Cheru: They are all hydrated
Dubai: No they ain't:
Cheru: Are you sure about that?
Dubai: Yes
Cheru: *waits for them to go to bathroom*
Dubai: *Goes to bathroom*
Cheru: DRINK IT ALL UP YOU DIRTY, OH... HE DRANK it all.
"Can't hit a bull in the balls with a bale of hay from a meter away"
DAMN SON!
My daily laugh, thanks Cheru.
Cheru 47 talking like: 😁😄😁😄😁😄😁
Yes! More hitman 3!
I cracked when he flipped the coin near commode😂😂
As a lithuanian I am happy cheru has atleast heard of lithuania.
Same
I've noticed that if you need to get frisked by guards, you can pick your items back up after the pat down and take them through. They didn't check me a second time.
"Everyone's relaxing despite a literal mountain of dead bodies..." If that's not a sign of genre awareness for a Hitman game, what is?
I like how people just step out on the balcony above the clouds and have no breathing problems
5:42 I’ve finally seen it. His face
Huh
Ye what
@@anigmaYT i honestly dont even know what i was talking about
@@Spacebugg idk
Btw anyone who plays hitman 3, if you get to level 10 mastery on the dubai location you unlock the explosive golf ball. Cheers Cheru for showing me how much fun it is to use on other hitman vids
I have a feeling that ur weapon of choice for almost every episode is going to be the banana
The most dangerous weapon of all time. I dont know why they didn't use it in every war
The banana will catch you slipping
I love your vedeo
God 47 has one hell of an arm 4:00
Ah yes a cozy pile of body's in the thumbnail, just how I like it
"No one will notice if there is no one to notice."
Big-brained stealth gameplay
6:16 USE A TRASH CAN NEXT TIME!
11:39 Edvard Griegs "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" is playing there (I'm sorry)
Let me throw that list off that building please I am having a seizure after reading the list
@@cheru I wanna burn it and eat it and throw it up again the then cut it with a knife feed it to my dog cut my dog open and then plant a bomb on the list
@@agent47sgrandma75 CALM DOWN
@@riley_gaming2264 N-NO-NOOOOOO
guard : welcome to Dubai where everybody go's to a better place :)
47: next time ill take my vacation here. 👾
There should be a challange in one of the maps that says stay hydrated
they give memories from my childhood i watched these years ago and now found them thank you Cheru.
Ever since when cheru told me to stay hydrated I became THICCCCC stay hydrated kids
0:39 ok you weren't ma- a man- a ma- UGH I CANT
When the janitor meets Obama 0-0 and agent 47
5:22 is my favourite part XD
7:00 a vanishing trick? my dad is great at that (this is a joke dont take it seriously please)
9:40 why you wanna trip on me -Michael Jackson
cheru in every kill everyone challenge:
its nothing personal just the kill everyone challenge
not funny didnt laff and you liked your own comment
@@lpadKid1 I didn't
3 years later and im still loving this video we all love you Cheru
0:17 who is that guy tho i want to watch him
Cheru is definitely my new favourite youtuber
0:06 As a lithuanian, i can comfirm Cheru was in a lithuanian prison.
@@cheru i don't remember you saying that u in lithuanian prison
Diana is gonna be proud at you cheru
Me trips, No one Can notice if there is no one to notice.
Dude, I don’t know the law they had screwdriver, that turned into a Q-tips😂
Yes! A kill everone challenge again! Keep up the great work!
Normal hitman 2 videos:always kills with Melee and guns
Cheru:opp- he drank it all
I don't understand non-target kill penalties
At 15:20 😂thank goodness I’m not a hitman because I’ve done that to many times 🤦♂️
Mr beast 2025 FIRST TO Kill Everyone wins 1million dollars
this aged very well
Bro predicted the future
16:39 Oh look it's some "Crack Cocainus" 🤣🤣🤣
16:17 all over the white towels tho?
I've never had to save so many videos to watch later until discovering cheru
18:18 Is that Trump?
He clearly said his name is mr sato
This guy is hilarious no cap 🤣
First view
No me
No
Please shut up
Didn't ask
Shut up you child
Yes!!! My favorite part of these videos. The killing people music!
@8:50 your aim sucks but you did have a lot of fun, and that's all that matters.
Ayeee 😂 I come home and I see you upload it more hitman 3.. what a good day to come home on a nice Sunday to watch my favourite series
First
Best addition of hitman 3 kill everybody challenge
new hit man, exactly what cheru needed
Your the best youtuber ever
17:00 ¨Hi im help¨