For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign
Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?
@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does
The reason 47 asked the merchant if he had glue is because you need the glue to repair the toy, filled with cocaine in the hippies room for a mission during story mode
Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this: Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat. ::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::
Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.
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17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets
Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.
I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.
I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao
I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.
11:30 You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.
20:34 Well considering the ICA basically disbanded after 47 and Olivia leaked all their super secret files, it's a miracle the place has any security at all, let alone any employees.
Thanks for the video. I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.
hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game! actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it
"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.
2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.
An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.
I would just like to point out that Agent 47 is not reading the paper upside down- although that would be fucking hilarious. The way it is folded, the back would be upside down and the front, which Agent 47 is reading, would be the correct way up!
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8 minutes of BS before the film starts. Why?
This whole video is bullshit.
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Warm water
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btw you can skip parts of a video you dont like
For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign
Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?
@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does
It's worth mentioning that if you take both versions. You start with more ammo.
Fishing with no fishing line, reading newspapers upside down, and banging out drum solos. 47 living life to the fullest
> reading newspapers upside down
mate I really hope you (and Cheru) know how a folded paper works
@@ashb7 Aussie newspapers are printed both ways. You have to rotate it to read below the bottom half. Duh
@@julianrosas9134 That is true, I failed to consider the Aussie factor. Apologies
Guys the paper was folded in half,the part facing 47 was upright...jeez
He used up all the fishing line killing people with it.
The reason 47 asked the merchant if he had glue is because you need the glue to repair the toy, filled with cocaine in the hippies room for a mission during story mode
Subtitles coming in about 12 hours. It's 6am and I want to sleep lol.
Good night.
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After this goat of a hitman video u deserve it lol
I think what I love most about this is Cheru's choice of background music. It makes what's funny into utter hilarity.
Can we talk about how good Cheru is at hitman?
He kind of does everything wrong but it somehow works. It's like watching a magic trick.
Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this:
Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat.
::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::
Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.
@@BaneWilliams Yeah, I definitely don't do the same...
@@BaneWilliams I mean the collector's item thing was a joke, you don't have to be a goated Hitman player to know how rarities work in video games lol
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17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets
Yeah i found that a bit sus’
Me looking at the "Target escaping" icon that instantly popped up:
he alt f4ed
Turns out Cheru is actually very good at hitman. Bravo sir.
this man needs his own spotify song. im not kidding when I say this i laughed so hard on that drum solo I pissed myself.
I pissed myself too but only for fun I was not laughing.
me too
We need the Spotify song rn
2:42 Cheru needs to make this a full song
Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.
I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.
I mean you have almost 0 cooldown on sniping and imo its op asf if u ain’t going for SA or SA/SO
8:25 I couldn't be the only person that heard the "oh no, HO YEAAAH"
It was timed perfectly the wrong way
This is hilarious and awesome, watching cheru is always the highlight of my day
I love how Cheru always sneaks in the "a succulent Chinese meal" bit. 😁
@17:09: I legit LOL'd! 47 really hates Diana. 😂🤣
“Succulent Chinese Meal” gets me every time! 😂😂
Hello Cheru, I am entertained that you are making funny vids and it makes me happy. Thanks for making me feel in a good mood 🙂🧡
8:27 Maid: Oh no! OH YEAH~!
That woman was into it.
I just wanna say that your videos are so entertaining and I have enjoyed every second of watching them
Seeing you lose 448 thousand merces in one second was painful.
Luckily he’s not afraid to Alt F4 when he fails
Not only does he look like Jeff Bezos, but now he has the illegally earned money of Jeff Bezos
True
He has more charisma than Bezos though to be fair 😏
1£
The 50 caliber bullet zooming at this guys head rn
Illegally? Lol k ok sure
i love you and your content,you are the only person i ve seen who is making hitman actually funny
"Damn shit fucking banana frick" just became my new go to curse word.
Also: "Hey 47, can you kill someone with a ninja star?" "Shuriken."
2:44 that song was fire 🔥😂
definitely one of your funniest video's yet Cheru! The drum part had me dying 😂
10:34 "Alittle bit out of control." That is what I call... Stangely Therapeutic. 😂
Man i have been addicted to your hitman videos recently keep it up :)
2:41 the vocals are fire
8:25 what was dem noises bruh 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious and deadly assassinations 😂
Great vid !
2:44 bro why does this slap so good
8:20 Is it just me or did she really say,"oh no,oHh YEAA"
Hi Cheri, big fan! I enjoy your content!
Shop keeper: “I got everythingl
Cheru: “you got crack?”
CRACK COCAINUS
I was just about to get lunch. I haven’t eaten a real meal in days. But this takes precedence.
🍍
I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao
The news paper is not upside down... it’s folded in half!😂
How have I played this for so long and not realized you can shoot sniper rifles through closed windows? Anyway great video.
11:11 it sounded like he said lube 😂😂😂
I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.
8:25
Oh no, oh yeah ohmmmm~
😂😂😂😂😂
6:45
Old man is strapped!
Goodnight Cheru sleep tight and always know that you always make us happy so keep up the good work
11:30
You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.
Cheru thanks for the hitman videos there hilarious 😂 please keep them coming
20:34 Well considering the ICA basically disbanded after 47 and Olivia leaked all their super secret files, it's a miracle the place has any security at all, let alone any employees.
Thanks for the video.
I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.
only got hooked to your Hitman vids recently. i like dem.
road to 1m, one more inbound.
11:33 I can't believe you haven't used that opportunity to say Bong-fire.
20 seconds in and the bald man has already peaked my interest with fishing
you definitely made something usually frustrating look extremely fun. gg😂loved it.
I play the drums and fish! 😂 Am I Agent 47??
Legend is beating the hardcore mod
hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game!
actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it
Good catch 👀
First time seeing your channel and I love your Hitman humor 😂😂😂 🍌
Certified freelancer moment
You make me laugh this is brilliant thank you for the entertainment 😂
"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.
“Well done agent” “ shut up, nobody likes you”💀💀💀💀
Stealth 🥷🏿 ninja shot from downtown was gold 😂
Cheru should be at 10 million subscribers by now
21:39 did the game fr give you "don't change disguises" and "change a disguise every 2 and a half minutes" in the same mission LMAO
5:56 HE DIDN'T SAY "COCAINUS"!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
8:26 "Oh no, Oh yeah *moans*
2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.
I have watched you for years and your definitely the best and funniest RUclipsr wver
That 4 split second snipe was LEGIT!
Happy 10 year anniversary on RUclips cheru! ❤
Wut lol
"Please excuse my ginormous banana"
-Sun Tzu
If you really think he was reading that newspaper upside down then you have no idea how newspapers work
Great video👍
He needs a trophy for his singing and playing the drums 😊
"I heard everyone in Dubai looks like this" LOL
Cheru, my friend, I am old (OLD!) so I remember that a folded paper like that is actually right side up facing the guy holding it.
Cheru is the real assassin
21:27 guess you'd be pulling a reverse Ernest Hemingway
the new PEMDAS: Please Excuse My Ginormous Banana.
I’m proud as an American I knew that succulent reference even before the clip!
Respect.
2:57 I like to eat bread lol😂
An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.
A.I. sees bodies piling up on the stairs ... reaction: MOOOOORE
Best Hitman video ever!
That one maid after getting knocked tf out: oh yeahh😩
Me: excuse me i-😀
Cheru’s humor should no be funny but it is
CrAcK CoCaNiOuS
Some People Struggle With the normal capaign. Its so impressing that you completed it while being so entertaining! Anyway Love you videos
This guy heard the stealth part of this game and said “nah”
When you said you like to eat bread i was eating bread LMAO
360 No Scope! Donut Operator is awesome!
Any tips on how to get better at Hitman?
I forbid myself to use instinct in this game
i loooove your video ! you've got a new sub
This was hillarious not to mention that it pointed out how complete trash i am at this mode at the same time.
I like how hitman came out then hitman 2 which is just a giant dlc for hitman 1. And hitman 3 is just another massive dlc for hitman 2.
love the fact that you started with 200k in your bank and ended up with 80k lol
I put on one hitman playlist, *ONE*, and every 2nd video is a hitman video now
00:17 thank you everyone
Very Good vid ❤
yo the newspaper aint upside down lmao
I would just like to point out that Agent 47 is not reading the paper upside down- although that would be fucking hilarious. The way it is folded, the back would be upside down and the front, which Agent 47 is reading, would be the correct way up!
I love your Hitman video's.