''Two third of the people on the island are dead.'' OnionButter: ''The fact that people are hiding, calling for help on their phone and staying put or panicking instead of just doing their daily routine is *clearly* a bug''.
I know how Hitman works, and I thought the title meant using a glitch to kill everyone or something. I should play hitman again, it's been a while since I played
"Mr. 47, would you care to explain to the court how these 185 people drowned?" "They tripped into the water." "152 of them were found with bullets in their knees. Those bullets match your gun. Yet you still insist that they tripped?" "Getting shot in the knee tends to make people fall down." "Oh damn, that's a good point. Case dismissed."
@@NA-AN Its a death note reference from an anime where the main character has a book and can kill anyone by writing their full name and how they can die in it
If you are looking for a Stewart to a kill everyone challenge, try Berlin it’s a good start because once you wipe out the bikeys it’s pretty easy Easy before then too That’s on professional All I would recommend is bringing a concealable shotgun and not picking up all the shotguns because there is an ammo limit Oh also make sure you only knock out the ten targets so they don’t escape and then drop a crane on them or something
@@Mizdl Yeah, Berlin is really fun especially when there's a hidden dialogue after you managed to kill everyone But what I think Haven makes it more preferable to me is because the map is not too big and really easy to navigate with not many places for NPC to hide, if Haven didn't have that missave vision cone then it'd be top 3 map for me While most NPC runs to the front entrance in Berlin, some straggler sometime chill somewhere else in the club making it much more annoying to find the last few people
@@mr.balder3235 yeah ik what was even funnier is that I killed seven of them at the same time (had to kill three earlier otherwise would’ve died) and then I got it “Excellent. Excellent fucking job 47) Kinda wish that was one of the chonqing targets (the handler on Berlin)
In the huts you can unlock the hatch in the floor and turn on the tap. Someone will come in turn off the water and then step backwards and fall through the hatch. You then just reset the trap.
kill all accident only kills is already hard but when you put those restrictions on now it becomes a more harder still a good dedication on Hitman keep it up
After this, the entire resort will have spooky tales talked about all over. Btw, you've been doing challenges but do you consider about the opposite? Show off (fastest/most stylish run) your professionalism as a human assassin! (Though as human, no damage ofc~ & 1/no item maybe...)
Detective: Hmmmm, an awful lot of people have been drowning here, and they all seem to have a bullet hole in their leg... Do you know anything about this 47? Agent 47: I was just minding my own business and people just kept running past and tripping over my bullets and drowning. It was such a tragic accident.
We definitely need more games like this. The rules are ridiculous, but hilarious. In what other reality would it make sense that a person being kneecapped in water merely drowned.
"Babe wake up new OnionButter video dropped!" "Oh man, I knew i shouldn't have left that propane tank there for fear of a totally accudental explosion "
Bro I accidentally found u a couple weeks ago n I been checking your page almost everyday for a new hit man video most definitely my favorite on RUclips, I cannot watch any other creators imo they all boring u make the videos soooo fun keep doin ya thing bro💯‼️‼️
After you killed so many people, it only makes sense that people would panic, refuse to eat food that is likely poisoned, call for help, or group up to prevent anybody from sneakily killing one of them.
Veteran of this challenge here. It works a lot smoother if you do this on a map where you can delete the bodies, like in a vat of acid. You can get to 8 hours and the ai scripts aren’t completely broken, just unpredictable
"I'm sorry, I didn't know the gun was loaded. And was off safe, And was set to full auto, And had 250 bullets in it. After I fired the 249th one I tought that is it but then the 250th one, that really did kill everyone. Such a tragic accident my honor"
Problem with dragging bodies in hitman, as long as you hold the body, even for a moment, the body is considered non-accidental, so dragging someone to water would be immediately overruled to non-accidental due to the fact that you're holding the body.
This whole video gives me PTSD from my first time playing Splinter Cell. I can't remember what mission it was but it was the first splinter cell and I wasn't supposed to kill anyone on this mission. I had never really played a proper stealth game but I interrogated a guy and then hid his body in the river because this is a video game and the weeds and water would prevent line of sight. I moved on, the game auto saved and I kept losing the mission cause someone died and I couldn't figure out why... until I remembered the man in the river. By the time it had auto saved there was no time to go back and get him... I was screwed and I stopped playing the game after that.
Doubled sightlines? No wonder my first ever boss takedown in freelancer (which was alerted) felt actually impossible. I didn't know the map at that point AND I couldn't do anything without being seen.
Hey Onion, I’m no big streamer, I have 3 followers 😎 but I’m curious, why do you stream on twitch over RUclips or alternatives? Is there any benefit to twitch? Or is it just a larger audience pool there
Man, the ratings for this resort are gonna TANK once they find out how many people accidentally drowned there on the same day. They should really hire some more life guards to watch the beaches. :(
Игры
''Two third of the people on the island are dead.''
OnionButter: ''The fact that people are hiding, calling for help on their phone and staying put or panicking instead of just doing their daily routine is *clearly* a bug''.
68th like, i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess
actually quite realistic lul
@@renojackson304Yes, that is what the commenter was in fact inferring that already.
If you don't understand how hitman works this title is hilarious
I understand how hitman works and still laughed at the title 😭 it took me a second to understand
@@lladdix1050same
I know how Hitman works, and I thought the title meant using a glitch to kill everyone or something. I should play hitman again, it's been a while since I played
i understand how Hitman works, but i still found the title's implications funny
I thought the accidents would be much more accidental.
Your honor, my client pleads; “Oopsie Daisy”
It was just an accident, officer
Your honor my client pleads whoops my bad
Your honor, if my client were lying about not killing those people, wouldn't his pants be on fire?
Your honor, he swore on his mama that he didn’t do it
Your honor, he pinky promised that it wasn't him
A Pile of Bodies with the same Bullet wound in the Knee drowning in inch deep water
Investigators: Must have been the Wind
No adventures D;
song reference?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
the pile of bodies: ah, i uses to be like you but then nothing shoot my leg and made me drown.
"Mr. 47, would you care to explain to the court how these 185 people drowned?"
"They tripped into the water."
"152 of them were found with bullets in their knees. Those bullets match your gun. Yet you still insist that they tripped?"
"Getting shot in the knee tends to make people fall down."
"Oh damn, that's a good point. Case dismissed."
“12 people all die in an underground facility the same way”
Must have been that dastardly Kira, nothing to see here.
they died of cringe
So in this scenario, is Kira just this unavoidable nuisance? Like a Saturday morning cartoon villain or the flu?
@@NA-AN Its a death note reference from an anime where the main character has a book and can kill anyone by writing their full name and how they can die in it
@@Favourcool I know, I was hust commenting on the way Kira is presented in this comment.
Light just wrote their name thats it@@NA-AN
"I think I hailed by accident"
-Onion Butter 2024.
It was only an accident 😂
I think he meant heil-ed
That captain is a national treasure. If only he didn't have to pass on. ;-;
Rip captain o7
Rip
he will be missed. o7
I accidentally killed 7 people today in a vehicular accident accidentally
“Accidentally”
I accidentally stabbed my court appointed attorney and I've now been sentenced to natural life.
@@ThePersonManAt least it’s natural life, I was sentenced to an unnatural life and given horrific mutations.
@@insaneyogurt4993 That sounds accidentally illegal.
Shame those people died, and those bullets magically appeared
"if someone sees you drowning a person, they won't think it's an accident"
Unlike real life, very unrealistic mechanic
Agent 47 flooded the underground facility *with a deadly neurotoxin*.
get comfy while he warms up the neurotoxin emitters
GLaDOS approves
Wow, this has to be one of the most devastating natural disasters I've ever seen
My parents also have a very generous definition of the word accident
Took me a second. 🤣
@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly glad someone enjoyed my dumb joke
You are such a generous definition of the word generous if you know what I mean
I think I interpreted the joke right
"Such a tragedy! At least 10 people died in similarly gruesome ways! What a coincidence!"
1:37
I like how 47 just nabs a fish while it was swimming away.
Agent 47, the apex predator
The accidental kills by coconuts makes sense because around 150 people die from falling coconuts every year.
And 151 of those are from 47
"I think I heiled by accident" happens to the best of us man
Been binging a lot of these Hitman challenge videos recently. I don't even play Hitman, but man do you make it fun to watch lol
Diana: "47, I think I said we had 3 targets. Not leave 3 targets..."
"found 4... Just shy of the 215 on the map" 😂😂
You can blow up the jetskis, but they take either several shots or just a couple really well-placed shots to blow up, so that may not be worth it.
You will be missed dear captain. 😞
I don't know why but Haven seems to be my alway go-to for the "There will be no witness if there are no one left to witness" type of challenge lmao
If you are looking for a Stewart to a kill everyone challenge, try Berlin it’s a good start because once you wipe out the bikeys it’s pretty easy
Easy before then too
That’s on professional
All I would recommend is bringing a concealable shotgun and not picking up all the shotguns because there is an ammo limit
Oh also make sure you only knock out the ten targets so they don’t escape and then drop a crane on them or something
@@Mizdl Yeah, Berlin is really fun especially when there's a hidden dialogue after you managed to kill everyone
But what I think Haven makes it more preferable to me is because the map is not too big and really easy to navigate with not many places for NPC to hide, if Haven didn't have that missave vision cone then it'd be top 3 map for me
While most NPC runs to the front entrance in Berlin, some straggler sometime chill somewhere else in the club making it much more annoying to find the last few people
@@mr.balder3235 yeah ik what was even funnier is that I killed seven of them at the same time (had to kill three earlier otherwise would’ve died) and then I got it
“Excellent. Excellent fucking job 47)
Kinda wish that was one of the chonqing targets (the handler on Berlin)
*Literally one dude near a giant pile of bodies with bullets in their kneecaps who died the same way*
The guards: they probably slipped
In the huts you can unlock the hatch in the floor and turn on the tap. Someone will come in turn off the water and then step backwards and fall through the hatch. You then just reset the trap.
kill all accident only kills is already hard but when you put those restrictions on now it becomes a more harder still a good dedication on Hitman keep it up
After this, the entire resort will have spooky tales talked about all over.
Btw, you've been doing challenges but do you consider about the opposite? Show off (fastest/most stylish run) your professionalism as a human assassin! (Though as human, no damage ofc~ & 1/no item maybe...)
Detective: Hmmmm, an awful lot of people have been drowning here, and they all seem to have a bullet hole in their leg... Do you know anything about this 47?
Agent 47: I was just minding my own business and people just kept running past and tripping over my bullets and drowning. It was such a tragic accident.
man I can't wait for the "Can you Accidentally kill everyone in an entire game of hitman" challenge.
The guards must be part of Tony Lazuto's operation
all guards know if you're at least 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious
This stream was so fun and the editing is fab as usual, great video onion :>
We definitely need more games like this. The rules are ridiculous, but hilarious. In what other reality would it make sense that a person being kneecapped in water merely drowned.
Yes well as a professional it only takes one cough into an ac unit to infect the whole building so yes
You do not recognize the bodies in the water
(sees corpse floating in the ocean with a bullet wound in her leg) "She tripped and fell on her own shears"
"Babe wake up new OnionButter video dropped!"
"Oh man, I knew i shouldn't have left that propane tank there for fear of a totally accudental explosion "
My guy comes up with the most bizzare and frightening ideas to kill innocent people on islands.
Bro I accidentally found u a couple weeks ago n I been checking your page almost everyday for a new hit man video most definitely my favorite on RUclips, I cannot watch any other creators imo they all boring u make the videos soooo fun keep doin ya thing bro💯‼️‼️
really like how the arrow labeled "complete accident" in the thumbnail is pointing to agent 47 himself, made me chuckle
Next video: "Can I accidentally kill the entire map without anyone noticing for even one frame?"
Im always so excited when i see you uploaded. Keep up the good work bro 👍
After you killed so many people, it only makes sense that people would panic, refuse to eat food that is likely poisoned, call for help, or group up to prevent anybody from sneakily killing one of them.
You do super cool things and don’t get enough attention. Your awesome man, keep up the good work 👍👍👍
whats even worse about drowing them in the toilet is 47 moves there head out of it meaning they got up after they died
Welp the maldives police is gonna have fun investigating this
"I tihnk I heiled by accident"
"Thats the video folks, byeeee"
I’m not sure if this joke means what I think it means
Tell me does it involve bad German men
Woo late night upload
This channel is so underrated
EAFC, NBA2k and Hitman really been saving my gaming sessions this year🔥
The man is back and with even more crazy challenge to kill everyone!
"YEOWCH! What hurt my knee so bad?"
"Eh, probably just me"
Glad you’ve been blowing up lately brotha
You deserve every single view you get man!
Great video. Next you should try to do this but without anyone seeing you kill them all accidentally. Now that's a challenge
Police show up later: "What a series of unfortunate events"
your hitman content is what keeps me alive, no good creators post hitman anymore.
Hundreds of people dying, some with bullet holes in them? Man what a terrible accident!
This actually can be a lot easier: scarecrow easter egg in colorado burns anyone you walk near
Best title I’ve ever seen
So this is how they train the Boeing hitmen.
Veteran of this challenge here. It works a lot smoother if you do this on a map where you can delete the bodies, like in a vat of acid. You can get to 8 hours and the ai scripts aren’t completely broken, just unpredictable
Sapienza could work (as it has the Heisenberg containers)
This is what happens when you recognize the bodies in the water.
FINALLY ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO
o7 captain. You will be missed.
Bro LOVES haven island
this challenge should definitely be redone in a more accident heavy map!
This is possibly in OnionButter hall of fame.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know the gun was loaded.
And was off safe,
And was set to full auto,
And had 250 bullets in it.
After I fired the 249th one I tought that is it but then the 250th one, that really did kill everyone.
Such a tragic accident my honor"
stands on desk OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
F in chat for the Captain
imagine coming to this island and you find everyone has died in seemingly unrelated accidents
I´d never seen that swimming fish.
Problem with dragging bodies in hitman, as long as you hold the body, even for a moment, the body is considered non-accidental, so dragging someone to water would be immediately overruled to non-accidental due to the fact that you're holding the body.
Holy crap, I recognize the bodies in the water
Could you upload streams into RUclips? Id love to see them!
this is a certified onion butter moment
You should do a hitman poison only challenge where you can only kill your targets with poison 👍🏾
Glad im not the only one that notice the AI starts to break after enough hours and kills
Idk about you but I wiped out Berlin and Hokkaido in roughly thirty minutes
the intrusive thoughts
Aye aye captain. Press f to pay respect 🫡
RIP the captain
This whole video gives me PTSD from my first time playing Splinter Cell. I can't remember what mission it was but it was the first splinter cell and I wasn't supposed to kill anyone on this mission. I had never really played a proper stealth game but I interrogated a guy and then hid his body in the river because this is a video game and the weeds and water would prevent line of sight. I moved on, the game auto saved and I kept losing the mission cause someone died and I couldn't figure out why... until I remembered the man in the river. By the time it had auto saved there was no time to go back and get him... I was screwed and I stopped playing the game after that.
F for the Captain
Doubled sightlines? No wonder my first ever boss takedown in freelancer (which was alerted) felt actually impossible. I didn't know the map at that point AND I couldn't do anything without being seen.
Sooo this is how how SCP-2316 was created
Hey, it was a really good video, but I just have a question, why do you have dreams chin, like that is a sharp chin bro, not a bad thing.
I think that Hokkaido Patient Zero would be best, you could do it silent assassin with that
ruclips.net/video/bsGKvzkaVTs/видео.htmlfeature=shared
was done already
Nice vid 👍
R.I.P captain
I choked on my food once I saw the title. bruh
3:36 "what I instead did was collected every fire hydrant in the map"
You mean extinguisher.
Colorado: Wicker Man
Ah, the captain is a Judas Goat. Nice
They just assumed they tripped 💀
Hey Onion, I’m no big streamer, I have 3 followers 😎 but I’m curious, why do you stream on twitch over RUclips or alternatives? Is there any benefit to twitch? Or is it just a larger audience pool there
You made that stream so long ago but it’s ok and yes sir onion it’s bow tie
Man, the ratings for this resort are gonna TANK once they find out how many people accidentally drowned there on the same day. They should really hire some more life guards to watch the beaches. :(
Rip captin
Here's for the captain: F