So I tried robbing a virtual reality bank... (Hitman VR)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 фев 2022
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    Hitman 3 in virtual reality is funny when you fail at robbing a bank in New York, blow up a man with a toilet duck and just be an awful VR Hitman in general.
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  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +108

    Thanks to World of Tanks for sponsoring this video! Check it out for FREE right here: tanks.ly/34ccVtV New players use code TANKMANIA for lots of goodies!

    • @dereksutton6933
      @dereksutton6933 2 года назад +1

      Hi crusty

    • @schalkengelbrecht7859
      @schalkengelbrecht7859 2 года назад +1

      Happy that the Skyrim series is continuing. I'm actually intrigued to see what happens next.

    • @maskedgamer1026
      @maskedgamer1026 2 года назад

      Hi Crusty

    • @HF-201
      @HF-201 2 года назад

      I think you should do the haven island mission you do you because you do great

    • @maisiesummers42
      @maisiesummers42 2 года назад

      "Imagine having a huge ARSEnal of tanks."
      I see what you did there.

  • @hqlw1346
    @hqlw1346 2 года назад +139

    I just love how Crusty usually tells the strangers/security cameras what his assassin plans are like it's normal small-talk

    • @zavenpapyan426
      @zavenpapyan426 2 года назад +1

      it’s all a dream

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +1

      It's to instill as much fear as he can. The kills are that much more satisfying

    • @forbidden6543
      @forbidden6543 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Dont worry,I won't rob the bank, maybe I will rob the bank, I will rob the bank."

  • @DogMechanic
    @DogMechanic 2 года назад +428

    Crusty's assassin style is effectively the old saying "when you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +82

      Hammer work.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад +9

      @@IAmCrusty lol

    • @nickthelick
      @nickthelick 2 года назад +11

      "STOP! Hammer time!"
      ⛔🔨⏰
      ✋🏼😂👍🏼

    • @realburglazofficial2613
      @realburglazofficial2613 2 года назад +6

      I think of it more of a reformed serial killer losing it in a “oh no, it’s happening again!” Situation

    • @c4rots620
      @c4rots620 2 года назад

      🎶if I had a hammer,🎶 i'd hammer out murder, 🎶 i'd hammer out violence,🎶

  • @logangold3566
    @logangold3566 2 года назад +338

    he plays this game how i’d imagine Johnny Depp would

  • @seabornekarmabrandonchaney3073
    @seabornekarmabrandonchaney3073 2 года назад +784

    Dude sounds like Jack Sparrow's drunken self😂

  • @Lucky-Lee93
    @Lucky-Lee93 2 года назад +82

    As someone who works in technical support for people like this 09:30-09:55 was very satisfying

  • @inklingsden2144
    @inklingsden2144 2 года назад +230

    The way crusty just punches people is hilarious

    • @Bruh-ss7bd
      @Bruh-ss7bd 2 года назад +3

      7:55

    • @kowell
      @kowell 2 года назад

      Always be clear, firm and straight to the point. A good sucker punch meets all these requirements at once.

    • @marcusjones6098
      @marcusjones6098 2 года назад

      @@Bruh-ss7bd This part killed me

    • @skullhead1866
      @skullhead1866 2 года назад +1

      "it just hits different"

    • @inklingsden2144
      @inklingsden2144 2 года назад +1

      @@skullhead1866 Hitman
      Hits
      I get the joke

  • @michaelyobs4448
    @michaelyobs4448 2 года назад +70

    I'd love a whole series of this!!! Just imagine: Crusty the Hitman! Starting off at the training center cursing off Diana lol

  • @mcdanky9461
    @mcdanky9461 Год назад +22

    Your Jack Sparrow voice, imitations and humor while playing one of my fave games of all time in VR has been an absolute pleasure to me today mate and brought many smiles to my face 😂👏

  • @emmettsouthern3456
    @emmettsouthern3456 Год назад +3

    I love how he runs away saying "heheha... snitches get stitches, hehehaha.

  • @kaibarrette4630
    @kaibarrette4630 2 года назад +40

    Tis a miracle and anomaly whenever Crusty attempts to commit a crime that isn’t initially murder… initially…

  • @WhoGivesAF
    @WhoGivesAF Год назад +7

    I can tell by this man's tone of voice his accent and the way that he talks in general that he is very well to do. Good one old chap

  • @joebesh968
    @joebesh968 2 года назад +4

    "Hi can you help me" Crusty " Yes" punch in the face lmao 🤣 😂

  • @Deleter0011
    @Deleter0011 2 года назад +4

    2:55 that killed me already :D

  • @SawyerKnight
    @SawyerKnight 2 года назад +7

    5:54 ... the laughter this caused me earned you a like, bravo!
    snitches get stiches...

  • @UNDFATAL
    @UNDFATAL Год назад +2

    I Love Your Laughs And Your Voice, It's Absolutely Perfect😂

  • @bigbastion8913
    @bigbastion8913 2 года назад +14

    Legend says he never got that loan

  • @SirCbreeze
    @SirCbreeze 2 года назад +33

    Lovin the content man, always down to watch some hitman vr

  • @mathiasbishop6579
    @mathiasbishop6579 Год назад +3

    I can't get enough of these videos . Whenever I need to have a laugh I'll just pull up a Crusty VR video. This guy is a Legend !

  • @Jaxolot52
    @Jaxolot52 2 года назад +5

    Makes me feel like this is Jhonny depp playing a video game🤣

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 2 года назад +5

    Crusty's hands are rated "Y" for You... and you and you and you and especially *YOU*

  • @rai4119
    @rai4119 2 года назад +4

    “And now I work for the bank! I feel sick.”
    🤣

  • @LBStirlo
    @LBStirlo 2 года назад +2

    Actually the hand movements with the narrative are fucking hilarious, mate u have brought joy to my life this morning

  • @demigod060
    @demigod060 Год назад +3

    Only crusty can talk about his sponsors in such an entertaining way.

  • @danielrobbins840
    @danielrobbins840 2 года назад +2

    It's like watching Douglas Reynholm from the IT crowd and his day to day🤣

  • @ladygina5043
    @ladygina5043 2 года назад +5

    Sir you are absolutely bonkers....and I love every second of it

  • @pexiful4447
    @pexiful4447 2 года назад +6

    these videos are never gonna get boring

  • @cheslynmoses4308
    @cheslynmoses4308 2 года назад +3

    Randomly came accros this channel and I love it!.
    Loki, playing VR Games
    AMAZING!!

  • @inklingsden2144
    @inklingsden2144 2 года назад +4

    man: thats a cute duck, I'll keep it
    crusty: yes it is
    *blows up the wrong person*
    *turns around*
    crusty: ...... Oh

  • @pixieleflame6323
    @pixieleflame6323 Год назад +1

    oh my goodness, I literally have tears running down my face from laughing so much, Crusty is the KING of humour 🤣😂🤣

  • @StefanWinchester
    @StefanWinchester 2 года назад +17

    I love how every door he opened had more and more cops lol

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +10

      They're like termites!

    • @StefanWinchester
      @StefanWinchester 2 года назад

      @@IAmCrusty keep it up man this stuff Is gold 👌

  • @2pacisakilthemc21
    @2pacisakilthemc21 2 года назад +30

    These Hitman VR videos are funny AF. Not only because of the roleplay but also because of how awful the VR version is compared to the regular Hitman 3 game

    • @thatfamousredneck6422
      @thatfamousredneck6422 2 года назад +2

      I have the worst version of shitman vr psvr with the controller

    • @forbidden6543
      @forbidden6543 11 месяцев назад +3

      I enjoys psvr Hitman. Though the "parkour" parts are annoying.
      I can still roleplay nontheless.

  • @graywolf8195
    @graywolf8195 2 года назад +14

    Really enjoying the videos lately crust 👌👌

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 года назад +7

      I'm glad! It's been ages since I've been able to get a good VR game to dive into!

  • @userwoodsman1115
    @userwoodsman1115 2 года назад +1

    You could do a dead nuts Jack Sparrow . These videos are freakin hysterical I love it .

  • @jesse3391
    @jesse3391 2 года назад +1

    11:30
    wow, dude changed race out of embarrisment

  • @laylapewatualuk9681
    @laylapewatualuk9681 2 года назад +2

    Your videos always cheers me up Crusty. Thank you

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 года назад +1

    I just can't seem to watch enough Crusty video's! It's my favorite show!

  • @lonelyfoxychild404
    @lonelyfoxychild404 2 года назад +2

    I- I chuckled

  • @td6411
    @td6411 2 года назад +3

    Yes crusty has uploaded a video

  • @MattXAN4
    @MattXAN4 2 года назад

    3:00 omg😂😂😂😂😂 that while segment is funny af

  • @verszzi
    @verszzi 2 года назад

    3:56 I'm dying just explaining what happened to a security guard 😂😂😂

  • @Oceans24misson
    @Oceans24misson 2 года назад +5

    love these hitman videos :D

  • @k_soyeah7788
    @k_soyeah7788 Год назад +1

    The way he talks is amazing XD

  • @johnbrennan8611
    @johnbrennan8611 2 года назад +4

    Hilarious as usual lol. Keep up the great content Crusty.

  • @huggyandnofriends8168
    @huggyandnofriends8168 Год назад +1

    0:08 duck 😂😂😂

  • @LottieStudios
    @LottieStudios Год назад

    12:13 The music sounds like it's out of Pirates In The Carribean on one of Jack's montages lol

  • @rae4166
    @rae4166 Год назад +2

    This really just seemed like Johnny Depp playing as captain jack lol

  • @z-hilly4419
    @z-hilly4419 2 года назад +1

    Dude your videos are making me happy in a really sad time, thank you

  • @Smile-yf6cs
    @Smile-yf6cs 2 года назад +4

    You are so funny

  • @HF-201
    @HF-201 2 года назад +2

    I think you should do the haven island mission you do you because you do great

  • @greysap7257
    @greysap7257 Год назад +1

    If there was a real life joker it would be this guy

  • @djcipher
    @djcipher 2 года назад +2

    0:30 russian guns blazing fitting right now

  • @maskedgamer1026
    @maskedgamer1026 2 года назад +2

    Crusty is the best

  • @clarkie9588
    @clarkie9588 2 года назад

    Just brilliant, always makes me laugh, keep it up

  • @letsplaygaming714
    @letsplaygaming714 Год назад +1

    Now, that was awesome!

  • @dzs.
    @dzs. Год назад +2

    Crust: “I brutally murdered someone and she was a bitch”
    Security Guard: **doesnt care**

  • @Real_Mr_thank_you
    @Real_Mr_thank_you 2 года назад +1

    I am happy crusty is getting sponsors and doing well

  • @mandeslohse3195
    @mandeslohse3195 2 года назад

    I really like what you do :D - having much fun with your impulsively playing and high-grabbing words =D

  • @turtleguy420
    @turtleguy420 2 года назад

    2:57, can someone help me? Yes.. fckn K.O. lmfao 🤣 crying

  • @frankie4294
    @frankie4294 2 года назад +1

    First time coming across your content, subbing immediately because your voice sounds like Boba Fett imitating Captain Jack Sparrow and it just scratches an itch in my brain I didn't know I had.

  • @Redditor6079
    @Redditor6079 2 года назад +1

    10:13 That guard clearly wasn't a fan of the director either.

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 Месяц назад

    To be honest, I find these videos absolutely hilarious with your voice overs. You're impersonation as a drunk, or insane person is just hilarious. And the Hitman in Skyrim series are just that more funny in VR with you.
    But I have one question, how in the hell are sponsors knowingly giving you money, knowing how your videos go?😂

  • @jaromirdohnalek8656
    @jaromirdohnalek8656 2 года назад

    Making my day again and again.

  • @mikethegamer_als
    @mikethegamer_als 2 года назад +3

    Love it a new video 😁👌🏼

  • @PenitusOculatus
    @PenitusOculatus Год назад +1

    Cop: its not safe here
    Crusty:your telling me theres a bloody wet floor 😂😂

  • @Lucas-mx6gz
    @Lucas-mx6gz 2 года назад

    This sh** it to funny “can somebody help me” yes *knocks out* “come in here” 😂😂😂 “ I said I’m a bank robber” lady comes in *kills them all*

  • @CJ-yk4sn
    @CJ-yk4sn 9 месяцев назад +1

    The next joker should definitely pick this guy to play him

  • @mushudragonusa2014
    @mushudragonusa2014 2 года назад +1

    I've come back after a long sabbatical, and it is amazing to see the progress your channel has made since then (January of last year I think!)

  • @ZENITHCURSELORDE
    @ZENITHCURSELORDE 2 года назад +1

    A proper gentleman robbing a proper bank

  • @Official_ragandrock765
    @Official_ragandrock765 2 года назад +2

    GOOD VIDEO!!!

  • @Tacos2615
    @Tacos2615 2 года назад +3

    sup doods ads are fun

  • @Ballzdp2
    @Ballzdp2 2 года назад

    This is actually pretty amazing or actually funny damn

  • @Dean_Cohen2y5
    @Dean_Cohen2y5 2 года назад +1

    You always help me smile on the worst of days. Thank you so much Crusty. Truly.

  • @zayanhuq8319
    @zayanhuq8319 Год назад

    He sounds like the joker and I love it . Found your channel unexpectedly but it deserves a sub.🎉❤

  • @Quayd_McMahon
    @Quayd_McMahon 2 месяца назад

    9:53 this was hilarious 🤣

  • @MrThetrollking
    @MrThetrollking 2 года назад

    how can someone do something so radical, yet so brave?

  • @CapitalGearGaming
    @CapitalGearGaming 2 года назад +1

    The sponsor was just the perfect amount of psycho I expected and love you for hahah!

  • @firestorm6836
    @firestorm6836 2 года назад +2

    Well, now we know that whenever someone crosses paths with Crusty in real life he will need to wear a hockeymask for Crusty’s protection

  • @facethefacts000
    @facethefacts000 2 года назад

    man this was hilarious great job, new sub

  • @huggyandnofriends8168
    @huggyandnofriends8168 Год назад +1

    10:45 duck time

  • @joshbrown3439
    @joshbrown3439 Год назад

    This cracked me up pal

  • @TrizziTV
    @TrizziTV 2 года назад

    this was great lol

  • @xChitenshi
    @xChitenshi Год назад +1

    title should be "clinically insane drunk person goes rampage in a virtual bank"

  • @cooperjewell2610
    @cooperjewell2610 2 года назад

    My favorite RUclipsr and always will be

  • @banditodog
    @banditodog 2 года назад +2

    Hey Crusty!

  • @rubyassassin6595
    @rubyassassin6595 2 года назад +8

    Why can’t a good man get a loan these days!

  • @PremortalVR
    @PremortalVR 2 года назад +2

    If anything goes wrong Crusty just punches his way as if nothing happened lol

  • @MBroY
    @MBroY 2 года назад

    GOOD MATCHING Jack Sparrow mimic voice and hitman.

  • @samajwalker8626
    @samajwalker8626 Год назад

    "can somebody help me?"
    "Yes"

  • @tom_klz8456
    @tom_klz8456 2 года назад +1

    U are really funny mate keep do that please for everybody on this earth 😭🤝🏼

  • @unitedus5325
    @unitedus5325 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣same I like the way he plays the game.the way he talks entertains me .

  • @astaroth4226
    @astaroth4226 2 года назад

    Love Crusty

  • @justinlebritts1663
    @justinlebritts1663 2 года назад +3

    Squeaky duck

  • @leenawayne2051
    @leenawayne2051 2 года назад

    Love ur vids bro

  • @problem9592
    @problem9592 2 года назад +1

    Nice

  • @dfdfgcdgfg7543
    @dfdfgcdgfg7543 2 года назад

    I love these videos

  • @Junker1995
    @Junker1995 Год назад

    2:59
    Whenever I'm asking someone for help.
    The person I'm asking:

  • @Spyder_King
    @Spyder_King 2 года назад

    For real every time he laughs it gives me nostalgia cuz he sounds like Kain from Blood Omen

  • @alexanderbarnes1891
    @alexanderbarnes1891 Год назад

    im glad he does the ads at the start of the video and not in the middle

  • @wrinkle2516
    @wrinkle2516 2 года назад

    7:55 I’m dying💀🤣