They hired me to kill everyone in New York..

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny 2 года назад +8006

    Jeff you're the only banker I'd let convince me to open a savings account

    • @FrostyyMcToasty
      @FrostyyMcToasty 2 года назад +123

      I am exceptionally surprised, that this particular RUclips comment that reads "Jeff(referring to the famous RUclipsr Modest Pelican) you're the only banker i'd let convince me to open a savings account" made by a relatively famous RUclips content creator named "zanny" has not gotten any replies considering its nature.

    • @PapiChuloJuicebox
      @PapiChuloJuicebox 2 года назад +35

      *Geoff

    • @sunnex474
      @sunnex474 2 года назад +50

      @@PapiChuloJuicebox Zanny likes to make fun of his name

    • @ankushkar3364
      @ankushkar3364 2 года назад +28

      Why doesnt zanny have more likes......wtf is zan clan doing

    • @vader2312
      @vader2312 2 года назад +4

      We love Jeff

  • @_will795
    @_will795 2 года назад +4995

    Really glad I found this channel a few weeks ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

    • @Wr11Dec
      @Wr11Dec 2 года назад +80

      This is true I found him over a year ago and I still love him

    • @Alex324
      @Alex324 2 года назад +70

      Really glad I found this channel a few years ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

    • @orang9134
      @orang9134 2 года назад +62

      Really glad I found this channel a few decades ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

    • @goosebeater9383
      @goosebeater9383 2 года назад +46

      @se11💋 wow, even papa peli is being attacked by porn bots.

    • @nathiitmc3638
      @nathiitmc3638 2 года назад +6

      Welcome bro, I've only been here for a year, and I will say it certainly has been one of the best Years I've had on RUclips

  • @jadon7702
    @jadon7702 2 года назад +5682

    Pelican: Steals "slippery when wet" sign
    Guard: Now this is an Avengers level threat

    • @zipplings1374
      @zipplings1374 2 года назад +141

      The AI is truly impeccable in this game.

    • @markermemer6010
      @markermemer6010 2 года назад +19

      Gets shot up and congratulates people for not getting shot up on heroin

    • @juliuskorhonen8283
      @juliuskorhonen8283 2 года назад +12

      Luckily it was just a game 😂

    • @cock_sauce8336
      @cock_sauce8336 2 года назад +22

      He didn't mean it, his finger just... slipped

    • @C.R.J.
      @C.R.J. 2 года назад +9

      who knows, that slippery when wet sign can set off a bomb!

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 2 года назад +590

    For as bad as 47 is supposed to be, considering his profession and all, he still inhabits a world where security guards will gun you down for simply picking up a wet floor sign.

    • @LennardF1989
      @LennardF1989 Год назад +26

      Well, it is NY, America, right?

    • @thepeachy_08
      @thepeachy_08 Год назад

      @@LennardF1989 NY is like the second most anti gun state in America

    • @duckify4639
      @duckify4639 Год назад +2

      ​@@LennardF1989got a point

    • @avangardismm
      @avangardismm Год назад +4

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

    • @erickolb8581
      @erickolb8581 Год назад

      @@LennardF1989 NY is like this, yes. They also like to vacation outside NY then proceed to tell everyone that NY is better. -_-

  • @OhManAFatRabbit
    @OhManAFatRabbit 2 года назад +923

    this channel is so funny😭 the nonchalant way he speaks and says the most out of pocket things I've ever heard it's hilarious, i can't stop laughing LMFAOOO

    • @farqueue001
      @farqueue001 2 года назад +26

      Australian humour at its best

    • @r0conscious
      @r0conscious 2 года назад +8

      Deadpan

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 2 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @b8nnytez
      @b8nnytez 2 года назад

      It's Poland all over again! 🤣

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 2 года назад +2436

    I’m always down for more hitman!

    • @kyltti9807
      @kyltti9807 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Davidtime
      @Davidtime 2 года назад +1

      @@onichanyi9214 I love this channel as well, oni

    • @Isaiah-hm7br
      @Isaiah-hm7br 2 года назад

      Fr

    • @santadbg5759
      @santadbg5759 2 года назад

      @David Anderson u know that’s a virus... right?

    • @Davidtime
      @Davidtime 2 года назад +7

      @@santadbg5759 seems like a perfectly harmless Modest pelican fan to me. All she asked me for were my banking details and personal information just like any fan of the channel would.

  • @readysaltedpringles
    @readysaltedpringles 2 года назад +1184

    Glad to see Papa Peli realises the value of NFTs

    • @alfwil8929
      @alfwil8929 2 года назад +52

      may I screenshot?

    • @ltsmokeeater6247
      @ltsmokeeater6247 2 года назад +32

      @@alfwil8929 feel free

    • @Wenlock5
      @Wenlock5 2 года назад +17

      @@ltsmokeeater6247 He asked you?

    • @Wenlock5
      @Wenlock5 2 года назад +6

      @dank I didn’t ask you.

    • @AD......
      @AD...... 2 года назад +14

      @dank ong

  • @jamesmcdaid1260
    @jamesmcdaid1260 2 года назад +501

    1:10
    Clearly the guard was savvy enough to spot an assassination attempt by workplace accident.
    There are no accidents in the workplace, only negligence. The security union taught him that.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @Tripleseven09
      @Tripleseven09 2 года назад +1

      That... Does kinda make sense
      Of course Him and the entire bank pulling their guns out, not so much

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 Год назад +1

      Assassination by workplace accident? Why didn't I think of that before? Thanks for the tip. 😀

    • @PhonesAreDumb
      @PhonesAreDumb Год назад

      This needs K number of thumbs-ups.

  • @Meow110
    @Meow110 2 года назад +134

    This is hilarious, it's like an office sitcom if you were experiencing a period of violent psychosis.

  • @jacobnightingale4310
    @jacobnightingale4310 2 года назад +5

    Absolutely love this dude commentary on this mission. Found it randomly. Will definitely check on more of Modest Pelican videos.

  • @jackmarcano8575
    @jackmarcano8575 2 года назад +3386

    Money well spent...

  • @brage1274
    @brage1274 2 года назад +704

    The legend is back, reminding us to stay hydrated! Love your work man, keep it up

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 года назад +119

      ty man :)

    • @grimsgrim607
      @grimsgrim607 2 года назад +18

      @@ModestPelican Give us the cleaning channel

    • @yourordinarytwathere8789
      @yourordinarytwathere8789 2 года назад +5

      @@ModestPelican we love your content dude you don’t even know the difference you make in our days! Big love hope you’re doing great.💪🏼

    • @sskss5172
      @sskss5172 2 года назад +12

      @se11💋 your parents beat you

    • @sskss5172
      @sskss5172 2 года назад +11

      @@onichanyi9214 your mom don’t love you

  • @tomp.214
    @tomp.214 2 года назад +356

    "I guess his plan is to shoot the fire to death with a shot gun"
    "THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US"

    • @Mason-nd9we
      @Mason-nd9we 2 года назад +6

      I red this comment as he said it in the video…

  • @CertifiedBoykisser2
    @CertifiedBoykisser2 2 года назад +50

    i can just imagine Diana preparing popcorn and telling the other staff back at the base to watch ModestPelicans playthroughs

    • @jasonlee8156
      @jasonlee8156 2 года назад +1

      And berating agent 47 for not acting like a gentleman. What kind of jerk would knock out a woman with a fire extinguisher? What a brute! 🙃

  • @poteten9917
    @poteten9917 2 года назад +13

    "And trust me I'd know, my keyboard got covered in... well it doesn't matter what it got covered in"
    Fantastic commentary 😂😂

  • @_jgordon
    @_jgordon 2 года назад +134

    A very educational video would recommend and very relatable

  • @umpaf_9090
    @umpaf_9090 2 года назад +182

    ah yes, yet another classic video to keep me hydrated every day.

  • @madeleinelange8791
    @madeleinelange8791 2 года назад +38

    Absolutely needed this chaotic yet business casual energy today.

  • @HelR.
    @HelR. 2 года назад +3

    Yeah, Brutally Killing A Whole Bank Full Of Inocent People. I Like This Content!

  • @alcinettegede5397
    @alcinettegede5397 2 года назад +14

    At 4:52 i burst out laughing when he was beating everyone with a crow bar and then he whipped out a gun and said “I even started firing my gun like a mad man”

  • @kieransf
    @kieransf 2 года назад +115

    Love me some hitman content!!! Feel like that's when Papa Peli is at his best (comedic-wise and funny gameplay) 😂😂

    • @tatewealthacademy
      @tatewealthacademy 2 года назад +1

      What hitman is this

    • @higuys6340
      @higuys6340 2 года назад +2

      @@tatewealthacademy Hitman 2. this bank mission is specifically included in the expansion pass of hitman 2

    • @Cincy32
      @Cincy32 2 года назад +2

      I like his Hitman gameplay & comments because it reminds me of my best friend (deceased) & I playing Hitman Blood Money when it came out. Good times!

  • @jtmozloom9734
    @jtmozloom9734 2 года назад +142

    If you liked this video, make sure to steal The Pope’s robes and replace them with a large Pelican costume, as this really spreads the good word of the channel

  • @DavidBrocekArt
    @DavidBrocekArt 2 года назад +76

    Killing 100 civilians in GTA: "meh"
    Killing 1 person in Hitman: "Omg, I need to restart"

    • @TrojanLlama
      @TrojanLlama 4 месяца назад +1

      Loser GTA AI versus chad Hitman AI

  • @hihihirenx1513
    @hihihirenx1513 Год назад +2

    Good on you putting the extinguisher back - when you can find and use an extinguisher to fight a fire, it's just that much water saved to drink.

  • @inquisitionexpecter4263
    @inquisitionexpecter4263 Год назад +6

    6:07
    that's very graphic, mr thomas
    Y E S

  • @GamerTigerBonsu
    @GamerTigerBonsu 2 года назад +204

    The legend is back with another hitman video to hydrate everyone in this New York bank

  • @Rain_Over_The_Frosted_Heavens
    @Rain_Over_The_Frosted_Heavens 2 года назад +112

    Imagine walking around a corner at work and getting smacked in the face with a guitar by A bald guy who’s more hydrated then all your fish. Family friendly entertainment at its finest.

  • @shoaibakhtar1988
    @shoaibakhtar1988 2 года назад +23

    I have been having a really tough time with my studies. The pressure is unbearable. Your videos are like water in a desert for me at this point. Thanks for keeping me hydrated.

  • @patrick17_6
    @patrick17_6 2 года назад +2

    3:33 lmfaoo
    4:00 HAHAHAHA unbelievable
    8:30 wtf lmfao

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin Год назад +6

    LOL I've never played any of these games & yet this is the most entertaining thing ever.

  • @drewswallow6043
    @drewswallow6043 2 года назад +9

    ‘Heroin free January’ had me rollin 😂

  • @odesso2556
    @odesso2556 2 года назад +12

    the hitman content is what made me fall in love with pelican, i stopped watching for almost a year and 5 minutes in i already remember why I loved this channel so much and i regret not watching more 😂

    • @caramelarmor8582
      @caramelarmor8582 2 года назад

      Yo fr dude. He don’t miss w his vids

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 2 года назад

      @@caramelarmor8582 *You’re *for real * doesn’t *with *videos *.

    • @caramelarmor8582
      @caramelarmor8582 2 года назад

      @@SavageJarJar what the fuck is your problem

    • @caramelarmor8582
      @caramelarmor8582 2 года назад +1

      Go drink water

  • @always420blitzed
    @always420blitzed 2 года назад +6

    11:07 That's what he gets for walking past a water bottle and ignoring the chance to hydrate.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Год назад +1

    I'm binge-watching Pelican's Hitman series. I now want to buy Hitman 3. I bought "Hitman Absolution" a decade ago and I never really played it the way Pelican plays. This series is a great "How-to-play". When I get Hitman 3, I'll rewatch this series as playthrough tutorials, if needed. Thanks.

  • @garryhellped9446
    @garryhellped9446 Год назад +1

    Pelican kills everyone: there was "some" collateral damage

  • @yarnickgoovaerts
    @yarnickgoovaerts 2 года назад +8

    The last month there was a great flood in my country, now is everyone hydrated

  • @bepislebaddi
    @bepislebaddi 2 года назад +17

    Yay more hitman!!

  • @tannerburelison3307
    @tannerburelison3307 2 года назад +52

    You might not see this but, Thank you for the hood content. It truly makes my day.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 года назад +28

      I appreciate that mate! Hope you're doing well

    • @vengeful8gaming776
      @vengeful8gaming776 2 года назад +4

      This is pure hood content . Fires guns around like mad men .

    • @bayl_
      @bayl_ 2 года назад +2

      @@ModestPelican thanks for realising the NFT’s

  • @beeRADify
    @beeRADify 2 года назад +1

    Had some great one liners in there

  • @Botge
    @Botge 5 месяцев назад +17

    I can’t pay my bills anymore

  • @queenbusybee1262
    @queenbusybee1262 2 года назад +17

    I love his commentary and his failed relation ship jokes plus he love telling dark humor jokes

  • @savvassidiropoulos6378
    @savvassidiropoulos6378 2 года назад +5

    As a guy who enjoys a bit of story in my games I tend to avoid gameplays. But you, oh my god you. Its legit IMPOSSIBLE for you to spoil anything. A fuck all storm of chaos every gameplay I watched on this channel. I played the mission myself, didnt even recognise agent 47 let alone the mission itself. 10/10 channel

  • @timothybayliss6680
    @timothybayliss6680 2 года назад +15

    The tree you start by climbing looks like a butternut. Its some kind of walnut but the terminal leaf looks like the largest one. Any Hitman thats also an environmentalist would know how to care for these majestic but also endangered giants.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 2 года назад +2

    >kills everyone in new york
    "Everyone liked that"

  • @SomeGuy-fl4zv
    @SomeGuy-fl4zv 2 года назад +5

    I love how you genuinely care that the staff are being mistreated well also turning a man into swiss cheese with a AK47

  • @TheWorstestPro
    @TheWorstestPro 2 года назад +9

    Hey modest pelican, i don't comment often but I have watched almost all of your videos, you have helped me through some tough times, keep on being amazing

  • @cmd6531
    @cmd6531 2 года назад +4

    I was just watching your other hitman videos and you uploaded this one. Papa peli is a mind reader confirmed

  • @timsonins
    @timsonins 2 года назад +5

    "It's apparently an interview room, but i nterview her face with my feather duster" adsfjadjsfakdsg
    2:03

  • @licittofficial
    @licittofficial 2 года назад +1

    "This facility has co-ed bathrooms, which i can't imagine would go down well with my homie, jesus christ" hahahahahahahaha i legit had to stop the video for 3 minutes to finish laughing hahahaha

  • @rohanojha300
    @rohanojha300 2 года назад +4

    9:45 "Incredibly Challenging but not Impossible"

  • @r3dsnow757
    @r3dsnow757 2 года назад +5

    every time i go back on Modest Pelican's channel and look at the videos list, i can't tell if the videos were released recently or months ago.
    He truly commits to his style.
    or maybe i'm just dehydrated

  • @rachaelsrecords5836
    @rachaelsrecords5836 2 года назад +54

    Extremely disappointed that I wasn’t informed on how to spread the good word of your channel. I expect better.

    • @coresond6777
      @coresond6777 2 года назад +2

      At least we can let our classiness slip a little for a change.

    • @philcommsworld6327
      @philcommsworld6327 2 года назад +3

      Can you imagine it has been like 4 months since the last intro like that. #savethegoodword

  • @ChocolateMilk..
    @ChocolateMilk.. 2 года назад +4

    "If I could get a job here, I could destroy the company from within" 😂

  • @ThatNathaniel
    @ThatNathaniel Год назад +1

    "Some collateral damage"
    [entire bank dead]

  • @joshuathe9966
    @joshuathe9966 9 месяцев назад +7

    10k out of my my pocket but it’s worth it.

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 года назад +2

    8:05 "Maybe put a few pot plants around..." As an American, I was very confused by that at first.

  • @PrimeMatix13
    @PrimeMatix13 2 года назад +27

    The “It’s Poland all over again” part made me laugh so hard I forgot I was drinking water and almost got killed by gods Nectar😂

    • @juliusznowakowicz9382
      @juliusznowakowicz9382 2 года назад +2

      this joke is historically uncorrect. show me a moment in history where poland just gave up their country with no fight. it would fit to use france net time

    • @PrimeMatix13
      @PrimeMatix13 2 года назад +2

      @@juliusznowakowicz9382 I’m not saying that it’s accurate or anything like that! I’m just saying that it made me laugh. 🇵🇱❤️🇺🇦

    • @CHS_BLue
      @CHS_BLue 2 года назад +1

      Bro gods nectar ?😳

    • @ludger9878
      @ludger9878 2 года назад

      @@juliusznowakowicz9382 Kaiser Friedrich Barbarossa kinda dominated Poland. But hey, you never had a chance against the Holy Roman Empire anyway.

  • @lmao..5805
    @lmao..5805 2 года назад +5

    Still the most hydrated man I know

    • @lmao..5805
      @lmao..5805 2 года назад

      @se11💋 gway out of that will you

  • @faneboom15
    @faneboom15 Год назад +2

    Bro has the humor!

  • @846nick
    @846nick 2 месяца назад

    2:54 as an investor, i love this joke. the 'too busy' bit is all too true lol.

  • @blackvoice375
    @blackvoice375 2 года назад +4

    "Im trying to kill everyone here, not the amazon" 😹😹😹
    12:59

  • @SpazzBuggin
    @SpazzBuggin 2 года назад +10

    "Modest Pelican The psychotic Giga Chad"
    - Noice👌

  • @droovie26
    @droovie26 2 года назад +12

    Been dunking my family members in water for months everyday in your memory Peli! They seem to be at peace

    • @kdkat2515
      @kdkat2515 2 года назад

      @se11💋 What the bot

  • @possiblyjay7911
    @possiblyjay7911 Год назад +1

    I love just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching him do stupid shit. It makes my day.

  • @lukesimon2227
    @lukesimon2227 2 года назад +1

    The level of sarcasm is godly.

  • @joshuahays3566
    @joshuahays3566 2 года назад +11

    watching modest pelican staying hydrated, a perfect thursday morning

  • @waffles1544
    @waffles1544 2 года назад +11

    Love you pelican, I hope you are doing well during the pandemic, stay safe

  • @supawahoobruh9816
    @supawahoobruh9816 2 года назад +25

    I was listening to this with no imagery and when I heard “this woman was going to snitch on me, so I punched her in the nose” genuinely gave me goosebumps

    • @Brotheroppi
      @Brotheroppi Год назад +4

      That's embarrassing on your part

    • @juicyg4516
      @juicyg4516 Год назад +2

      @@Brotheroppi fr lmao

  • @anils04569
    @anils04569 Год назад +1

    The polish joke got me laughing so much😂

  • @JohnDoe-jn4ex
    @JohnDoe-jn4ex 2 года назад +1

    Strangely satisfying just like we like it.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 года назад +4

    12 days felt like an eternity. It was like 12 days without water, but worse.

  • @bro7105
    @bro7105 2 года назад +8

    6:34 during black history month 😂😂

  • @Aidan-zc8wx
    @Aidan-zc8wx 2 года назад +5

    they keep hiring you for this same job over and over again, you must be the best of the best! truly the most hydrated candidate!

  • @justicek.foster2160
    @justicek.foster2160 Год назад +1

    Your sarcasm 💀🤣🤭 thank God he put the tie over his shoulder

  • @Jose-rc3dl
    @Jose-rc3dl 2 года назад

    I remember watching Papa Pelis videos back when Battlefield V came out and he had a fraction of the subscribers that he has now. Glad to see he's come a long way.

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 2 года назад +10

    So this channel is what youtube used to be back in 2012 era. Funny commentary and awesome gameplay

  • @tko7723
    @tko7723 2 года назад +4

    This guy sounds like he is the worlds greatest therapist

  • @pleaseenteraname5267
    @pleaseenteraname5267 2 года назад +8

    Haters will say this is a game, and not live footage of Geoff's daily routine

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 Год назад +1

    One of the funnest moments I’ve had in this game is when I loaded myself up with weapons, went into the bathroom and put on the bank robber disguise, and then shot up the main room and made my way down to the vault where I then robbed it. And after that I picked off the few survivors

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 Год назад

    8:43 Oh cool, Freedom Fighters! Loved that game.

  • @Prince_Phaedru
    @Prince_Phaedru 2 года назад +5

    9:10 well, it will be a firefight

  • @callsignhawkshot
    @callsignhawkshot 2 года назад +6

    My man’s commentary is legendary glad I found this channel

  • @angusheys5207
    @angusheys5207 2 года назад +8

    5:41. i wasn't paying attention until I heard my name

  • @Black_hole-c5z
    @Black_hole-c5z 3 месяца назад +2

    Heroin free January 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Lmao

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 Год назад

    Golden Handshake is a very fun mission. It's always fun to don the robbery outfit and go guns blazing every few runs to shake off the stealthy runs.

  • @EthanHalley
    @EthanHalley 2 года назад +12

    Regardless of the mission rating I still give 5 stars for content

  • @MG_RomeBones
    @MG_RomeBones 2 года назад +8

    sus...
    10:47

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks Год назад +4

    Yo but I actually have made it through Heroin Free January for the last 7 (and if through next month, 8) Januaries, plus the last 7 of the last Heroin Free February, March, April, May, June July August, September, October, November and December

  • @doczpotato9026
    @doczpotato9026 2 года назад

    The person that makes thr best hitman videos is obiously modest pelican and he even hydrates them and they fall over because they love it so much

  • @anonymousseeker2364
    @anonymousseeker2364 2 года назад +4

    0:35 Already cheating. Everybody knows that blueberry muffins are the most lethal weapons in the entire hitman franchise.

  • @vinhix
    @vinhix 2 года назад +4

    "I'm playing on master difficulty, which means one shot kills me"
    Keeps showing him getting a lot of shots before dying...

  • @TheJackal917
    @TheJackal917 2 года назад +3

    And people compalin about Postal.

  • @andyvalenzuela9763
    @andyvalenzuela9763 2 года назад

    Randomly stumbled into this video.
    Comedy gold everywhere.
    Commentary was top notch!

  • @st3v3_sp
    @st3v3_sp 6 месяцев назад +1

    this channel is amazing

  • @sussyabka2745
    @sussyabka2745 2 года назад +3

    Me, a New Yorker: 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

  • @maxv6216
    @maxv6216 Год назад +3

    I really like your videos... But I probably missed why you always have a barcode on the back of your head... Can anyone explain?

    • @Realsans-y4p
      @Realsans-y4p 5 месяцев назад

      He’s a hitman that’s why

  • @deox8639
    @deox8639 2 года назад +2

    7:06 XD

  • @paulallensdemise2533
    @paulallensdemise2533 2 года назад +1

    "It's Poland all over again."
    I understood that reference 👉

  • @jtwoo439
    @jtwoo439 Год назад +1

    "Imagine choosing to have a panic attack, that's kinda cringe"😭😭😭

  • @larghtuis6074
    @larghtuis6074 2 года назад +3

    12:33 💀💀