I infiltrated a New York bank and THIS HAPPENED..

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @chickenpanda4062
    @chickenpanda4062 5 лет назад +472

    The saddest part about leaving the Briefcase behind is that you can put the hard drive in the Briefcase, which means you could have actually kept the Briefcase and the Hard drive

  • @blarghinatelazer9394
    @blarghinatelazer9394 5 лет назад +514

    My God, I have never seen a combination of dry humor, fun narrative and good gameplay such as this.

  • @thenoodle7171
    @thenoodle7171 5 лет назад +3374

    Hitman is thiccman because he stays sufficiently hydrated. Remember that

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 5 лет назад +121

    The side missions for this level were a real treat. Agent 47 is in pure form. It's pretty funny.
    I particularly liked the job interview.

  • @arthurthedragon1012
    @arthurthedragon1012 5 лет назад +1886

    You may sound like a pack a day smoker, but you’re my pack a day smoker.

    • @pulse2392
      @pulse2392 4 года назад +40

      Cute

    • @kingarthur7206
      @kingarthur7206 4 года назад +21

      Kawaii -ᄒᴥᄒ-

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 года назад +44

      Our pack a day smoker
      He’s good enough to share okay stop hogging the peli

    • @cheems2739
      @cheems2739 4 года назад +26

      OUR pack a day smoker as communism is the future

    • @cainross4097
      @cainross4097 3 года назад +20

      You can smoke my pack any day

  • @Jm-ys5qj
    @Jm-ys5qj 5 лет назад +383

    “Yes this is definitely a bank” 😂😂

  • @NoOne-fe3gc
    @NoOne-fe3gc 5 лет назад +545

    10:34 I thought you were playing Hitman but apparently it is Cosby Simulator

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 5 лет назад +5

      Marcos, Lmao

    • @bruhd1014
      @bruhd1014 5 лет назад +7

      Cosby simulator 2019

    • @rollotomassi4768
      @rollotomassi4768 2 года назад

      "Inserting the Jello Pudding pop" makes Bill Cosby face

  • @cabbibal
    @cabbibal 4 года назад +20

    not sure if it was mentioned in the commis already, but yuo can place the rack from the server room IN the briefcase. No need to leave it behind.
    Also, for a "high-security" scenario, keeping the vault key card in a room with the AC able to be poisoned, AND keeping the chloroform conviently close felt almost too easy.

  • @FaneBenMezd
    @FaneBenMezd 4 года назад +160

    3:02 I don't know if you did that intentionally, but calling them "malakas" in the only mission where you have a target of greek origin was pretty epic
    😂😂😂

  • @djminibelly4427
    @djminibelly4427 4 года назад +48

    Titanic: 😐
    Pelican leaving his arctic briefcase: 😭

  • @HILProductions
    @HILProductions 5 лет назад +78

    Before this video began, I must say I was completely parched. But now that Papa Pelican has uploaded I am now sufficiently hydrated. Thank you good sir.

  • @idigzelda7385
    @idigzelda7385 5 лет назад +43

    I’m so glad I found this channel! Now I’m hydrated

  • @lbomb8437
    @lbomb8437 5 лет назад +57

    12:00 you could have concealed it in the briefcase

    • @estebancollazo4883
      @estebancollazo4883 4 года назад +3

      It’s like what Larry the lobster always says
      “ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED”

  • @stargirlfelicia
    @stargirlfelicia 5 лет назад +15

    I literally told my older brother with hydration problems to subscribe to Modest Pelican just so he always remembers to drink water, as that really helps spreading the good word of this channel.

  • @mattscrutton
    @mattscrutton 5 лет назад +31

    Watching you walk around in the clown shoes from the IT guy and no one caring was hilarious. Imagine being a security guard that has to let him in to work and wonder around everyday dressed like that... Brilliant

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio Год назад +1

      wander

  • @brendankasperek6576
    @brendankasperek6576 5 лет назад +270

    1:20 I’m from New York City and we don’t tell everyone...never mind

  • @beniciogro9170
    @beniciogro9170 4 года назад +4

    12:06 that briefcase montage was actually touching, and brings back bad memories of my Pelican case I had in Iraq.

  • @ashy8822
    @ashy8822 5 лет назад +63

    "Me" I can't complete this level its too hard
    "ModestPelican" Hold my briefcase

  • @professionalyusukesimp
    @professionalyusukesimp 3 года назад +10

    Can we all pay our respects to our fallen comrade the Arctic Briefcase? RIP in peace bro, you are gone but not forgotten.
    F

  • @douglasfoley2060
    @douglasfoley2060 2 года назад +1

    THIS GUYS COMMENTARY IS PRICELESS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigmonkeyman45
    @bigmonkeyman45 5 лет назад +196

    H(ydrated)itman
    Coincidence?
    *I think not!*
    Edit:Thx for the 1 like, I feel appreciated :D

  • @flyingsaucer8068
    @flyingsaucer8068 5 лет назад +75

    I became a doctor and diagnosed all my patients with a deadly case of Modest Pelicanaria to help spread the good word of your chanel.

  • @iaswg955
    @iaswg955 5 лет назад +10

    A modest pelican video as soon as i wake up? this is gonna be a good day

  • @nuv2987
    @nuv2987 5 лет назад +190

    Stay hydrated: a poem for dehydration
    if your pee is yellow,
    Get a fellow,
    To give you water
    So you live longer!

  • @ReggieWurz
    @ReggieWurz 5 лет назад +125

    Hey papa, sorry I haven't been early often but I am still here!
    Spread hydration with free ice today among expensive pops!
    Thanks for uploading again

  • @Invis8ble
    @Invis8ble Год назад +33

    Him leaving Arkie behind is one of the saddest moments in modest pelican history

  • @javienelmore3182
    @javienelmore3182 5 лет назад +11

    They should give you the option to carry a disguise on your back I think that would help a lot. It's in a drawstring bag anyway so you might as well carry past a check point and change when the opportunity is given

  • @chad.xcx.
    @chad.xcx. 5 лет назад +23

    You've provided me the good hydration, thank you papa peli ❤

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +14

      knowing your hydrated is all the thanks i need mate.

  • @nzarthal
    @nzarthal 5 лет назад +185

    When you click the video when it pops in your notifs in 0.11725436 seconds
    I AM SPEED

  • @betrulyyou
    @betrulyyou 5 лет назад +11

    I honestly don’t know how something can make me laugh so hard so many times but him smacking ppl over the head with a briefcase is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream every time 😂

  • @notmyrodrick9762
    @notmyrodrick9762 5 лет назад +67

    I never knew I could click so fast on a video, stay hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +15

      you legend mate, thanks for the hydration reminder much appreciated.

  • @HowdyStranger12312
    @HowdyStranger12312 4 года назад +4

    This guy’s narration is what it’ll sound like when the first AI begins to experiment with the fundamentals of human comedy.

  • @mikkohonkanen2892
    @mikkohonkanen2892 5 лет назад +30

    Hey, it's ya boi Papa Peli back with ThiCCman.

  • @TrmndsFlash
    @TrmndsFlash 4 года назад +2

    Dude you’re one of the funniest you tubers I watch 😂😂😂

  • @maxco1236
    @maxco1236 5 лет назад +34

    Breaking News
    Man kills 5 people and says its because of modest pelican gaming
    ModestPelican: You could say im a big deal

  • @jomeugene8492
    @jomeugene8492 3 года назад +3

    Sweet Jesus, I couldn't stop watching these commentary. You are hilarious.

  • @thetigerpanzer8481
    @thetigerpanzer8481 5 лет назад +6

    4:50 papa peli and his mates playing thiccman colorized 😂

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 5 лет назад +2

    You are the the thiCCest aquatic bird in the world Papa Peli. Not only that but you are saving millions of lives by keeping the lads and lasses hydrated since millions of lads and lasses die every year from dehydration.

  • @toxicc2962
    @toxicc2962 5 лет назад +8

    6:10 When the IT guy you hired looks like Johny Sins' younger brother.

  • @willows1114
    @willows1114 3 года назад +1

    I kid you not, when you said ‘turn off the wifi’ my internet went down and it was just perfect 😂 Stay hydrated

  • @zacharyshark4364
    @zacharyshark4364 5 лет назад +6

    Agent 47 when he isn’t getting enough money from assassinatons TIME TO ROB THE BANK

  • @MisterMiller
    @MisterMiller 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hah - Wisdom, War, and WiFi. Wisdom (Athena, the target), War (Agent 47), and WiFi (the way in).
    Nice.

  • @Wasper216
    @Wasper216 2 года назад +4

    You could have kept the briefcase. Retrieve the gun that was in it and conceal the hard drive in it instead. Voilà.

  • @user-np2ej1vd5x
    @user-np2ej1vd5x 5 лет назад +2

    Make sure to stay hydrated lads

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад

      thanks for the reminder mate you're doing your part

    • @maxco1236
      @maxco1236 5 лет назад

      Barney was always staying hydrated you have chosen your leaders well

  • @markomarkoljevic8504
    @markomarkoljevic8504 2 года назад +3

    Him getting a cold just for the sake of one joke shows his dedication

  • @mohammedalmatrooshi788
    @mohammedalmatrooshi788 2 года назад +1

    The comedy on this vid😂😂😂

  • @kamikazePi
    @kamikazePi 5 лет назад +5

    Was that Freedom Fighters? I was in love with that game LOL

  • @Korvisio
    @Korvisio 2 года назад +2

    "and how do you know a person is from New York City? well that's easy, because they'll tell you every six minutes."
    born and raised in Brooklyn and I'm fucking dying

  • @2067792332977602
    @2067792332977602 4 года назад +3

    You know what's missing on Hitman games? Have a character go "Hey what happen to Jeremy?" And have the guy look around for that person. Or freak out a bit when he sees there is no flipping anyone around when the whole floor is supposed to be full of guards.

  • @umairameen4002
    @umairameen4002 2 года назад +1

    Bro this guy is a legend he makes a sick stealthy game very funny thank you for this content😁

  • @stevew145
    @stevew145 2 года назад +4

    I think the bank robbers are a great idea but completely under utilized. They could have done so much more with that than just a rabbit costume. There should have been a mission story where you do something and they actually rob the bank

  • @lancelauron6741
    @lancelauron6741 5 лет назад +1

    Chill and cool voice +a comdian+a pelican=modest pelican

  • @review_212
    @review_212 5 лет назад +16

    I have been waiting for this!
    Thank you
    u r the best

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 5 месяцев назад

    I love his voice, I hear it almost constantly in my head.

  • @matteo-zw4ys
    @matteo-zw4ys 3 года назад +3

    “so I decide I'll just flash everyone in the bank and cruise out the front door”

  • @ImmortalSugimoto792
    @ImmortalSugimoto792 5 лет назад +2

    Good thing you uploaded today. About to go to a fourth of July party and almost forgot to be sufficiently hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +2

      Oh mate that would of been awful, have fun!

  • @stayhydrated3495
    @stayhydrated3495 5 лет назад +27

    I was wondering when you would play this level been waiting for 2 days yass

  • @bowlosoup1
    @bowlosoup1 3 года назад +2

    I have watched this at least 3 times but it’s still a master peace

  • @man-rx6od
    @man-rx6od 4 года назад +12

    It’s like what Larry the lobster always says
    “ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED”

  • @isaX5
    @isaX5 Год назад

    I love this channel. I can watch these types of commentary videos allday 😂😂

  • @jackalan04
    @jackalan04 5 лет назад +31

    You could put the hard drive in the Arctic tool box.

    • @james.a
      @james.a 5 лет назад +2

      Jack Buchanan I was thinking the same thing 😑🤣

    • @gutspraygore
      @gutspraygore 5 лет назад

      Yup. And there's also a briefcase where the janitor and guard are if you didn't bring one.

    • @jackalan04
      @jackalan04 5 лет назад

      It's me Ya boi But he already used the snowball.

    • @Mooneron
      @Mooneron 5 лет назад

      @@jackalan04
      *More Snowball*

  • @SoggyBreadBowl
    @SoggyBreadBowl Год назад

    Wow, what a great video of some nice person helping get more sleep in non-violent ways and not wasting god's precious nectar! I can't forget to mention those family friendly thunbnail!
    Thanks Moddest Pelican.

  • @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI
    @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI 5 лет назад +15

    I dare modest pelican to pin this or he will not get a mention on its always sunny in Philadelphia to spread the good word of his channel.

  • @tylermastalerz7472
    @tylermastalerz7472 5 лет назад +2

    Just coming across your channel and your funny af 😂

  • @bogger5
    @bogger5 5 лет назад +5

    This reminded me to drink my daily 2 liters of water, thank Papa Pelican I am very hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +6

      this news brought happy tears to my eyes mate.

  • @mark.h9122
    @mark.h9122 5 лет назад +1

    Im thinking about visiting my closest pelican sanctuary and freeing all the birds as this will certainly spread the good word of the channel

  • @MrGreen428
    @MrGreen428 3 года назад +8

    As someone who lives in New York City, I take exception to you saying we have to let everyone know we live in New York City “every six minutes”. Other than this post I haven’t mentioned living in New York City to complete strangers in at least 20 minutes.

  • @TimISawake
    @TimISawake 3 года назад

    04:46 The video game the characters are playing, in the game, is called FREEDOM FIGHTERS! I loved that game! The game originally came out in 2003, and took place in an alternate time line, where the Soviets attacked the United States.

  • @1eddiefan
    @1eddiefan 5 лет назад +4

    Love you bro! get well soon, big dog! Edit: you're one of the best parts of my week!

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +4

      love you too mate and thanks! It's not a bad cold at all just makes me voice sound different and I don't mention it everyone asks :p have a good one!

  • @Viper194
    @Viper194 5 лет назад

    THEY WERE PLAYING FREEDOM FIGHTERS!! That game is sweet man.

  • @JohannesLabusch
    @JohannesLabusch 3 года назад +4

    You could've put the HD into your briefcase. You also could've stolen the car key from a dude napping on a chair in one of the rooms with the lockers nearby, and driven off from the garage unseen in that truck that's parked there. Side note: you're friggin' hilarious.

  • @Basketball_is_Life66
    @Basketball_is_Life66 Год назад

    Such a great video my guy. Hitman is your best game to watch

  • @ChrisGR93_TxS
    @ChrisGR93_TxS 5 лет назад +10

    10:10 security guy wakes up naked in a laundry box full of cash... Security guy : I was ..i.. i was counting them.. ye... I i i i got hot.. you need to turn that damn ac on.. leave me alone ok.. i got a headache. "Walks away pissed off" XD

  • @benwilliams3539
    @benwilliams3539 3 года назад +1

    notice there was money in the laundry tub?. get it guys?..........guys?

  • @scoops249
    @scoops249 4 года назад +4

    5:16
    You thought we wouldn't notice we heard you say the same words

    • @XRelays
      @XRelays 4 года назад

      What was it?

  • @gamewithgreg
    @gamewithgreg 3 года назад +1

    "So I stayed here for another 2 or 3 or 45 more minutes" 😂 had me in stitches for some reason

  • @squash6402
    @squash6402 5 лет назад +4

    "The real crime here is that jacket" lmao

  • @stephenknox573
    @stephenknox573 5 лет назад +1

    I honestly love this series. Always gets me laughing.

  • @luismendoza5820
    @luismendoza5820 5 лет назад +17

    Will papa Peli give me a heart? ❤️

    • @ChiefKhem
      @ChiefKhem 4 года назад

      Luis Mendoza Yes, yes Papa Peli will.

  • @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows
    @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows 2 года назад

    This is probably the most lit bank I've seen. It makes me want to work at a bank!

  • @guntervanstraaten4562
    @guntervanstraaten4562 5 лет назад +4

    I created a world of tanks account and spammed "pelican master race" in matches whilst ammo racking everyone, because this helps spread the good word of your channel

  • @bhaswardutta4890
    @bhaswardutta4890 5 лет назад +1

    4:54 Hey that video game is freedom fighters!!!!

  • @jasontucker2496
    @jasontucker2496 5 лет назад +3

    "clearly has less bugs than Battlefield 5" Oh damn.

  • @NotoriousKarma
    @NotoriousKarma 5 лет назад +1

    Seeing you leave behind the arctic bag made me break down in tears.

  • @gunshotzviper9156
    @gunshotzviper9156 5 лет назад +5

    Notification squad where you at

  • @lazyllama0638
    @lazyllama0638 5 лет назад

    I've hacked into every billboard in the world and showed videos of pelicans staying sufficiently hydrated at all times

  • @davooooooooo
    @davooooooooo 5 лет назад +3

    You know you can put the hard drive in the briefcase

  • @IanHall43
    @IanHall43 5 лет назад

    If it’s every other RUclipsr it would go 1, 3, 5... and how are we gonna number them? Oh mighty pelican bestow your almighty wisdom upon us so we can further our lives.

  • @blackleader6165
    @blackleader6165 4 года назад +3

    I was literally crying when he left the arctic briefcase behind

  • @valentinehill6138
    @valentinehill6138 5 лет назад +2

    12:20 when you go through the memory with the brief case and zoom in on it lmaoo😂😂😂😂

  • @claykoch3
    @claykoch3 5 лет назад +4

    Nobody:
    Papa Peli: hYdRaTiOn!
    (Not tryna be mean love your videos)

  • @VORTEX___
    @VORTEX___ 5 лет назад

    I just love these kinds of videos.

  • @Dauntless7005
    @Dauntless7005 5 лет назад +3

    1:16
    I’m from NYC and u right

  • @awesomepork101
    @awesomepork101 5 лет назад

    Modest Pelican is the most Hydrated being to ever exist. I wish I knew such power.

  • @dastone257
    @dastone257 5 лет назад +17

    Getting hydrated like 47

  • @Tirus
    @Tirus 5 лет назад +2

    The fact you sounded so surprised when you got 3 stars killed me 😂😂😂

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer Год назад +4

    The thumbnail and the box pointing to the woman’s cheeks that says “Fragile”

  • @takahiromiyashita4751
    @takahiromiyashita4751 5 лет назад

    Your thumbnails keep us hydrated thank you mr pelican

  • @natanmusmanthome6772
    @natanmusmanthome6772 5 лет назад +7

    "Damn she thicc"

  • @arcticpandapro3749
    @arcticpandapro3749 5 лет назад +1

    Stay hydrated and sub to all pelicans