he ulso sd ndoorns rass wr not htrosxooul wch s a bt lo bruow. the cops ur 10% ga lic uvre othr profshon. bi the wa, ts pronuonsd showoon becus thar from svreya.
Oh my god! I just stumbled upon your videos a few days back and now I'm almost addicted to your narration. Just laughed out loud at the part where you talk about the Forensics team finding the bodies of the mechanics...
Mate your soo good and to be honest you really helped me improve my hydration game I.e. I invested 800 dollars on a water dispensing fridge that chills and adds ice to my godly nectar that mere mortals call water.
I purchased a $2800 water filtration system for my home, it runs to the kitchen faucet and fridge, so now I don't have to taste the nasty ass fishy swamp sludge Louisiana likes to call drinking water. I couldn't take it anymore, and honestly, I was worried about all of those plastic water bottles endangering the local pelicans, because as you know, the majestic pelican is the state bird of Louisiana.
Good job I have recently purchased the moon so I can completely freeze it so I can carve it into a pelican and use the remains to melt them and proceed to drink basically 69 tonnes of ice cold water. Moist
I remember this escalation! At level three you have two additional targets, both from different race teams and they need to be killed using an explosion and dropped car accident. Setting it all up and then perfectly executing one kill after another before security discovers anything wrong due to the noisy accidents was a rush. Made me feel like a mastermind. Got Silent Assassin and the ICA Tripwire Mine from this.
No lie tho, it's also hot as fxck here in Miami (and it's not the dry kinda hot which is still ok, but the moist type) thus requiring excessive hydration in order to survive.
I was driving down the road the other day and saw this place called Pelican Restaurant. That's a good way to spread the good word of your channel. (Note: No Pelicans are harmed at this establishment.)
@@thegrayyernaut Lol he truly gives no fux. Gotta love the energy as he likes to say. That said I absolutely love serious stealth games & this looks extremely fun. Ended up buying a copy of the game on Ebay just cus of these vids. Will see how good it really is.
@@BobSmith-qn3ii Geography does talk a bit about where animals live in a geographic area. We learn about their distribution and everything. (at least geography where I live teaches that)
Hey Pelican, Propane tanks now take 2 shots to blow up. The first causes them to leak, the second one causes the explosion. And it is considered an accident kill.
Pelican, I just want you to know; Im at a metal festival right now, and if it wasnt for your constant talk about staying hydrated, I might die. So thank you Modest Pelican, you probably saved my life. Keep fighting the good fight.
so apparently telling everyone at work that I like to have sex with hydrated pelicans while both dressed as Agent 47 didn't spread the good word of this channel.
Modest pelican in the case you read this I want to say thank you because my dog died today and your video helped Cheer me up and I really appreciate that
My family laughed at me when I brought up Pelicanism at Thanksgiving. Not my fault they can’t see the light.
You have to let them go....
Bye bye family!
No you don’t need to leave them. Just give them more water so they become sufficiently hydrated and their eyes will see.
Its July
NZXEagle I love how ppl replied to the comment with solutions and then I scroll down and see “It’s July” truly amazing
this video is absolutely hilarious, getting out of the dumpster and realising he was in the wrong disguise killed me.
One of his absolute best
I’m s simple man
I see thick pelican thumbnail
I click
I like
The only thick person there is Agent 47
It is thiccman after all
It’s clickbait
Michael Norman no shit Sherlock
I bet none of you realised that he said “s” instead of “a”
4:47 the amount of shade Pelican throws at Amy Schumer is frickin hilarious🤣🤣.....she probably doesn't drink water and hates birds...
Pfftttt 😂😂🤣🤣
he ulso sd ndoorns rass wr not htrosxooul wch s a bt lo bruow. the cops ur 10% ga lic uvre othr profshon. bi the wa, ts pronuonsd showoon becus thar from svreya.
@@imwiththeunderhills2128 probably a Democrat
@@nooyorcste What
@@nooyorcste is alcoholic a language now?
The segment starting at 2:38 is probably the hardest I've laughed at anything in months.
me too
I'm crying right now lmao
Oh my god! I just stumbled upon your videos a few days back and now I'm almost addicted to your narration. Just laughed out loud at the part where you talk about the Forensics team finding the bodies of the mechanics...
LOL same, that's the part that really got me too.
Same
That's wholesome!
Mate your soo good and to be honest you really helped me improve my hydration game I.e. I invested 800 dollars on a water dispensing fridge that chills and adds ice to my godly nectar that mere mortals call water.
I purchased a $2800 water filtration system for my home, it runs to the kitchen faucet and fridge, so now I don't have to taste the nasty ass fishy swamp sludge Louisiana likes to call drinking water. I couldn't take it anymore, and honestly, I was worried about all of those plastic water bottles endangering the local pelicans, because as you know, the majestic pelican is the state bird of Louisiana.
Good job I have recently purchased the moon so I can completely freeze it so I can carve it into a pelican and use the remains to melt them and proceed to drink basically 69 tonnes of ice cold water. Moist
@@James-dm7jd The moon is already frozen by about minus 280 F on the portions that aren't facing the Sun.
I got a purchasable bride to feed me with the Holy liquid, we address as water
@@AlphaMachina no u 😂
I think what makes Pelly so unique is how he can pull a hilarious out of no where
Yo, Modest Pelican, I've stayed classy for the last 2 years. I saw this video again, and the memories just rolled in. Absolutely love your content
The Amy Schumer joke had a pelican eating me lolololol
My football coach is also spreading the important topic of hydration. Pelican is dong great things😂
Crew Kvern dong?
your football coach is a great man.
@@ModestPelican Hes kevin spacey
@@ModestPelican Your Wu Tang Clan joke killed me
I remember this escalation! At level three you have two additional targets, both from different race teams and they need to be killed using an explosion and dropped car accident. Setting it all up and then perfectly executing one kill after another before security discovers anything wrong due to the noisy accidents was a rush. Made me feel like a mastermind. Got Silent Assassin and the ICA Tripwire Mine from this.
Hydration is key in Miami due to so many thicc booties. Love the vids.
Your not wrong
wise words Hyatt, wise words.
Modest Pelican Gaming The legend himself!! I am honored.
No lie tho, it's also hot as fxck here in Miami (and it's not the dry kinda hot which is still ok, but the moist type) thus requiring excessive hydration in order to survive.
@@memeislife6558 You're* not your lol
I was driving down the road the other day and saw this place called Pelican Restaurant. That's a good way to spread the good word of your channel. (Note: No Pelicans are harmed at this establishment.)
I just keep going to your vid so fast
I swear this guy is never serious 😂😂😂 and his voice makes it better!🤣🤣🤣
Modest pelican:
-cares about animals(mostly pelicans)
-cares about health of subscribers
-family friendly content
=Best gamer youtuber
6:49 This is what you’re here for.
Thicc Boi out...
Thanks chief
Thanks
THICC BOI lol i read my mind
was here for hydration
THICC BOI was here for the whole video
Just watching this video hydrated me
Stay hydrated.
I feel like your Hitman Series are legendary
Big Smoke Be Like:
Numba 6 With Extra Dip
Modest Pelican Be Like:
Numba 6 That's Extra THICC
dude you're the funniest youtuber i've ever watched
This man's whole channel is based around thicc thumbnails, subscribed
I LOVE this mans vibe like how he is so calm while saying offense things
Hes Aussie, thats how
Out 2 minutes and already 730 views, I love the dedication and sweatiness of the pelican army.
The intro had me in stitches! Amazing video as always mate👌
I sleep well at night knowing that your godly words help remind me to keep hydrated
2:25 "so there I am so with no hammer,no way to slip past the guard....and no dad" 😂omfg
Love your hitman videos , best RUclipsr on the platform 👍
hey thank you Henry, hope all is well mate!
0:40 As a Chinese, I confirm we people not only make spring rolls but also charred spring rolls.
8:15 bro you literally found callmecarson
2021
👁👄👁
LOL I've literally never played a Hitman game before but holy hell this seems extremely fun! I will have to try this sometime.
The game is tense as hell but Peli makes it look like a comedy show. xD
@@thegrayyernaut Lol he truly gives no fux. Gotta love the energy as he likes to say.
That said I absolutely love serious stealth games & this looks extremely fun. Ended up buying a copy of the game on Ebay just cus of these vids. Will see how good it really is.
@@skins4thewin How is it?
@@janvesely1087 As I said I've never played em before so I couldn't tell ya. Hope to rectify that soon, went ahead & bought part 2 for the PS4 :)
@@skins4thewin Well, that comment was a month ago, so I assumed you've played it already
My partner and I have decided to make our safe word "Modest Pelican Gaming." Not joking, we just both love the channel.
Wat
Wouldn't that just make you even harder?
Husaberg R how young/dumb do you have to be to think that a safe word is for rape
Bringing up the name of another man is definitely someone who says “my partner” would do hahahahaha
@@MrGoodeats ikr
I could listen to commentary like this all day.
2:32 This part had me dying
This has to be the funniest hitman episode, tears from start to finish you absolute loose unit
Being a geography teacher, I always have a smirk on my fave while teaching about Pelicans
@@BobSmith-qn3ii geology doesn’t teach about pelicans either, I’m pretty sure it’s biology or zoology
@@PugnaciousProductions holy shit I am stupid, I meant biology 😑 as in the study of life and living things
@@BobSmith-qn3ii Geography does talk a bit about where animals live in a geographic area. We learn about their distribution and everything. (at least geography where I live teaches that)
@@thegrayyernaut Ah it must be a little different
This is the funniest video. I've binged watched a lot since I discovered this channel a week ago, but this one wins.
I’m watching modest pelican for the rest of the decade
VIP = Very
Important
Pelican
Love these video's, I use them to get me trough the week. I especially love the videos with Thicc man. Keep uploading great content PLEASE!
Bro this video is absolutely hilarious 😭😭🤣
Great tone of voice - Good ol' monotone bored Peli bringin' as many smiles as hydration. Also: great writing.
Pelicans are awesome, wish I lived in a coastal area to see them more often
Modest Pelican I love ur vids
Also stay hydrated...
Yesterday I held up a bank and forced everyone there to subscribe to you in order to spread the good word.
ty mate this helps me out a tone.
Modest Pelican Gaming I got you about 15-20 subs but now I’m looking at 15-20 years in the slammer, would you be will to defend me in court?
Yeah, im really into RACEism :)
:D
Eyyy
Hey Pelican, Propane tanks now take 2 shots to blow up. The first causes them to leak, the second one causes the explosion. And it is considered an accident kill.
Amy Schumer in Hitman 2 should have got as much attention as Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077.
4:15 That's was a hilarious Modest Pelican. That just came out of nowhere.
Is agent 47 back from his vacation in los santos?
I guess I have a really good reason to stop smoking now. Thanks man
No problem man, i'd hate to see you gunned down.
Remember to stay hydrated as it is a good way to quit smoking and get rid of your urges.
Always stay hydrated.
Can I play minecraft with you
I will become a reporter so live on tv I will say sub to modest pelican
Cold call!!!! Drink water, and love the majestic Pelican.
This is the first video I’ve seen from you and you’re hilarious
BEST INTRO EVER
I have been noticing a theme in your thumbnails. In every thumbnail your character has a gun.
Missed Amy schemer all 3 times I've played this map, thanks for bringing up that Easter egg
My teacher asked who my favourite RUclipsr was and I obviously said my favourite Christian music channel modestpelican
The Amy Schumer joke was on point!
4:19
Im wheezing
Meme video thumbnails... 😂😂😂
Peli, you're literally the funniest gamer on the planet.
Watching the last few hitman videos has made me late to watch💧💧💧 stay hydrated
you legend Simon, have a good one mate!
This is hands down my favorite youtube channel. It keeps me sufficiently hydrated
As a Chinese person, I can say that I can’t roll a spring roll, suck at math, and don’t know Kung Fu.
My dad is white.
Same. Can't seem to roll a spring roll, doesn't have enough strength to punch anything and can't even solve y=mx+b
It’s cause your dad deluded your talents.
Lol yeah
@@mattjamz6966 diluted his talents more like it
Pelican, I just want you to know; Im at a metal festival right now, and if it wasnt for your constant talk about staying hydrated, I might die.
So thank you Modest Pelican, you probably saved my life. Keep fighting the good fight.
“They got Amy Schumer walking around the event saying nothing funny “
lollloollololol
The best gaming channel ever. Super fun!
Best introduction out of all of your videos, also you should consider taking a job as a comedian because I'm pretty Sure that you'd do well.
I'm a devoted follower of Pelicanism.
6:00 look at the wall
?
I dont see it
release bunch of pelicans at your local zoo and give them water to make them hydrated, as this really helps modest pelican's channel
so apparently telling everyone at work that I like to have sex with hydrated pelicans while both dressed as Agent 47 didn't spread the good word of this channel.
I'm afraid your co-workers need to be more sufficiently hydrated, because every hydrated person sees that as their fantasy
Back again with HITMANNN yesssss
Your thumbnails are honestly so thicc.
I think you have the best community on RUclips
Im a simple man
Just watching some of your old videos they are still so good
I love how after his innocent racist jokes he just explains that it’s a joke and complements the race
Innocent and racist are the exact opposite.
@@Celisar1 not really lmao
4:04 I thought he would say very important pelican🤣
I subscribed to ModestPelicanGaming and THIS HAPPENED...
Absolutely hilarious as always 😂😂😂
In Australia it was 3 am when you uploaded this video why ???
Someone answer
Modesta pelicana is amazanga ! no seriously you're awesome
“Son of a virgin”.... Jesus Christ??
@@williamjewell7018
Bruh
I always stay hydrated watching your videos
My son's name is Nathaniel and he saw this video and started bragging about how a "hydrated pelican murdered him in cold blood" over xbox
The music in the background is pretty lit g 💯
Thicc man. The hardest thing to kill scince JFK........oh um sorry.....this is akward
I can relate to printing pages double sided and it not coming out correctly. The Amy Schumer joke...🤣🤣🤣
0:07 the saddest skin
this man is uncancelable
The liberals are going to nuke Australia just to kill him.
Damn dude, these women always ruining the thumbnail
Waits for peli to upload all day, is now sufficiently hydrated. When is your new merch out? 😁
8:12 :(
Modest pelican in the case you read this I want to say thank you because my dog died today and your video helped Cheer me up and I really appreciate that
Modest pelican please check your Xbox messages, it is urgent
modest pelican>sleeping
Omg i smoke and i see a blad white man
thanks modest pelican your a living legend young money clan on top