I took a trip to Miami and THIS HAPPENED..

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @arthurthedragon1012
    @arthurthedragon1012 5 лет назад +3742

    My family laughed at me when I brought up Pelicanism at Thanksgiving. Not my fault they can’t see the light.

    • @bastianr.6129
      @bastianr.6129 5 лет назад +103

      You have to let them go....

    • @r3dsnow757
      @r3dsnow757 5 лет назад +44

      Bye bye family!

    • @VIIStardust
      @VIIStardust 5 лет назад +85

      No you don’t need to leave them. Just give them more water so they become sufficiently hydrated and their eyes will see.

    • @kinangeagle133
      @kinangeagle133 5 лет назад +14

      Its July

    • @wardenramsay5347
      @wardenramsay5347 5 лет назад +15

      NZXEagle I love how ppl replied to the comment with solutions and then I scroll down and see “It’s July” truly amazing

  • @mrmystery9965
    @mrmystery9965 3 года назад +385

    this video is absolutely hilarious, getting out of the dumpster and realising he was in the wrong disguise killed me.

  • @Shertowin
    @Shertowin 5 лет назад +1620

    I’m s simple man
    I see thick pelican thumbnail
    I click
    I like

    • @Dekinoz
      @Dekinoz 5 лет назад +29

      The only thick person there is Agent 47

    • @ethann2854
      @ethann2854 5 лет назад +19

      It is thiccman after all

    • @YaBoiGotThatSauce
      @YaBoiGotThatSauce 5 лет назад +6

      It’s clickbait

    • @Shertowin
      @Shertowin 5 лет назад +5

      Michael Norman no shit Sherlock

    • @davezambotta4324
      @davezambotta4324 5 лет назад +1

      I bet none of you realised that he said “s” instead of “a”

  • @n.v.knovak3285
    @n.v.knovak3285 5 лет назад +770

    4:47 the amount of shade Pelican throws at Amy Schumer is frickin hilarious🤣🤣.....she probably doesn't drink water and hates birds...

    • @imperialbricks4217
      @imperialbricks4217 4 года назад +9

      Pfftttt 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @nooyorcste
      @nooyorcste 3 года назад +4

      he ulso sd ndoorns rass wr not htrosxooul wch s a bt lo bruow. the cops ur 10% ga lic uvre othr profshon. bi the wa, ts pronuonsd showoon becus thar from svreya.

    • @OncelerKidsAreCringe
      @OncelerKidsAreCringe 3 года назад +8

      @@imwiththeunderhills2128 probably a Democrat

    • @boreragnarok249
      @boreragnarok249 3 года назад +1

      @@nooyorcste What

    • @KrummyBrinkleJr.
      @KrummyBrinkleJr. 2 года назад +6

      @@nooyorcste is alcoholic a language now?

  • @DoctorDoomsPvP
    @DoctorDoomsPvP 3 года назад +252

    The segment starting at 2:38 is probably the hardest I've laughed at anything in months.

  • @doc_inthahouse
    @doc_inthahouse 2 года назад +66

    Oh my god! I just stumbled upon your videos a few days back and now I'm almost addicted to your narration. Just laughed out loud at the part where you talk about the Forensics team finding the bodies of the mechanics...

  • @James-dm7jd
    @James-dm7jd 5 лет назад +626

    Mate your soo good and to be honest you really helped me improve my hydration game I.e. I invested 800 dollars on a water dispensing fridge that chills and adds ice to my godly nectar that mere mortals call water.

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina 5 лет назад +29

      I purchased a $2800 water filtration system for my home, it runs to the kitchen faucet and fridge, so now I don't have to taste the nasty ass fishy swamp sludge Louisiana likes to call drinking water. I couldn't take it anymore, and honestly, I was worried about all of those plastic water bottles endangering the local pelicans, because as you know, the majestic pelican is the state bird of Louisiana.

    • @James-dm7jd
      @James-dm7jd 5 лет назад +11

      Good job I have recently purchased the moon so I can completely freeze it so I can carve it into a pelican and use the remains to melt them and proceed to drink basically 69 tonnes of ice cold water. Moist

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina 5 лет назад +4

      @@James-dm7jd The moon is already frozen by about minus 280 F on the portions that aren't facing the Sun.

    • @cactophone4552
      @cactophone4552 5 лет назад

      I got a purchasable bride to feed me with the Holy liquid, we address as water

    • @James-dm7jd
      @James-dm7jd 5 лет назад +2

      @@AlphaMachina no u 😂

  • @purplefiber2179
    @purplefiber2179 5 лет назад +52

    I think what makes Pelly so unique is how he can pull a hilarious out of no where

  • @someonetookwhoiskaijo
    @someonetookwhoiskaijo 2 года назад +9

    Yo, Modest Pelican, I've stayed classy for the last 2 years. I saw this video again, and the memories just rolled in. Absolutely love your content

  • @kaden5610
    @kaden5610 5 лет назад +89

    The Amy Schumer joke had a pelican eating me lolololol

  • @crewkvern4844
    @crewkvern4844 5 лет назад +120

    My football coach is also spreading the important topic of hydration. Pelican is dong great things😂

  • @devangnivatkar2649
    @devangnivatkar2649 5 лет назад +17

    I remember this escalation! At level three you have two additional targets, both from different race teams and they need to be killed using an explosion and dropped car accident. Setting it all up and then perfectly executing one kill after another before security discovers anything wrong due to the noisy accidents was a rush. Made me feel like a mastermind. Got Silent Assassin and the ICA Tripwire Mine from this.

  • @hyattcardon745
    @hyattcardon745 5 лет назад +473

    Hydration is key in Miami due to so many thicc booties. Love the vids.

    • @memeislife6558
      @memeislife6558 5 лет назад +11

      Your not wrong

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +75

      wise words Hyatt, wise words.

    • @hyattcardon745
      @hyattcardon745 5 лет назад +9

      Modest Pelican Gaming The legend himself!! I am honored.

    • @ufokkenwotm8
      @ufokkenwotm8 5 лет назад +4

      No lie tho, it's also hot as fxck here in Miami (and it's not the dry kinda hot which is still ok, but the moist type) thus requiring excessive hydration in order to survive.

    • @michaelhawkins7389
      @michaelhawkins7389 2 года назад +1

      @@memeislife6558 You're* not your lol

  • @dominikm3193
    @dominikm3193 5 лет назад +25

    I was driving down the road the other day and saw this place called Pelican Restaurant. That's a good way to spread the good word of your channel. (Note: No Pelicans are harmed at this establishment.)

  • @jaramichael13
    @jaramichael13 5 лет назад +166

    I just keep going to your vid so fast

  • @SKY_7766
    @SKY_7766 3 года назад +27

    I swear this guy is never serious 😂😂😂 and his voice makes it better!🤣🤣🤣

  • @vladimirok994
    @vladimirok994 5 лет назад +81

    Modest pelican:
    -cares about animals(mostly pelicans)
    -cares about health of subscribers
    -family friendly content
    =Best gamer youtuber

  • @JackMiller-up3uw
    @JackMiller-up3uw 5 лет назад +136

    6:49 This is what you’re here for.
    Thicc Boi out...

  • @therealsquidward902
    @therealsquidward902 5 лет назад +29

    Just watching this video hydrated me

  • @isaiahtomasthe3timeroty952
    @isaiahtomasthe3timeroty952 5 лет назад +9

    I feel like your Hitman Series are legendary

  • @Kentucky_Caveman
    @Kentucky_Caveman 5 лет назад +21

    Big Smoke Be Like:
    Numba 6 With Extra Dip
    Modest Pelican Be Like:
    Numba 6 That's Extra THICC

  • @axis1808
    @axis1808 2 года назад +3

    dude you're the funniest youtuber i've ever watched

  • @jacobbattle3486
    @jacobbattle3486 5 лет назад +15

    This man's whole channel is based around thicc thumbnails, subscribed

  • @creativeentertainmentprodo4671
    @creativeentertainmentprodo4671 5 лет назад +19

    I LOVE this mans vibe like how he is so calm while saying offense things

  • @eljefegringo8725
    @eljefegringo8725 5 лет назад +36

    Out 2 minutes and already 730 views, I love the dedication and sweatiness of the pelican army.

  • @Born2Game
    @Born2Game 5 лет назад +3

    The intro had me in stitches! Amazing video as always mate👌

  • @dutchvanderlinde7158
    @dutchvanderlinde7158 5 лет назад +5

    I sleep well at night knowing that your godly words help remind me to keep hydrated

  • @McLaineAC
    @McLaineAC 5 лет назад +7

    2:25 "so there I am so with no hammer,no way to slip past the guard....and no dad" 😂omfg

  • @henryobrien2193
    @henryobrien2193 5 лет назад +6

    Love your hitman videos , best RUclipsr on the platform 👍

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +1

      hey thank you Henry, hope all is well mate!

  • @yty1941
    @yty1941 2 года назад +2

    0:40 As a Chinese, I confirm we people not only make spring rolls but also charred spring rolls.

  • @brochacho1001
    @brochacho1001 5 лет назад +39

    8:15 bro you literally found callmecarson

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin Год назад +6

    LOL I've literally never played a Hitman game before but holy hell this seems extremely fun! I will have to try this sometime.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Год назад +4

      The game is tense as hell but Peli makes it look like a comedy show. xD

    • @skins4thewin
      @skins4thewin Год назад

      @@thegrayyernaut Lol he truly gives no fux. Gotta love the energy as he likes to say.
      That said I absolutely love serious stealth games & this looks extremely fun. Ended up buying a copy of the game on Ebay just cus of these vids. Will see how good it really is.

    • @janvesely1087
      @janvesely1087 Год назад

      @@skins4thewin How is it?

    • @skins4thewin
      @skins4thewin Год назад

      @@janvesely1087 As I said I've never played em before so I couldn't tell ya. Hope to rectify that soon, went ahead & bought part 2 for the PS4 :)

    • @janvesely1087
      @janvesely1087 Год назад

      @@skins4thewin Well, that comment was a month ago, so I assumed you've played it already

  • @sweatynurse2810
    @sweatynurse2810 5 лет назад +95

    My partner and I have decided to make our safe word "Modest Pelican Gaming." Not joking, we just both love the channel.

    • @yoboi811
      @yoboi811 5 лет назад +2

      Wat

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 лет назад +22

      Wouldn't that just make you even harder?

    • @p0tent582
      @p0tent582 4 года назад +1

      Husaberg R how young/dumb do you have to be to think that a safe word is for rape

    • @MrGoodeats
      @MrGoodeats 3 года назад +1

      Bringing up the name of another man is definitely someone who says “my partner” would do hahahahaha

    • @jif69
      @jif69 3 года назад

      @@MrGoodeats ikr

  • @richiecuzzz1
    @richiecuzzz1 5 лет назад +1

    I could listen to commentary like this all day.

  • @melnaisb6686
    @melnaisb6686 3 года назад +17

    2:32 This part had me dying

  • @tiddyfard4517
    @tiddyfard4517 3 года назад +1

    This has to be the funniest hitman episode, tears from start to finish you absolute loose unit

  • @bhagyashree666
    @bhagyashree666 5 лет назад +27

    Being a geography teacher, I always have a smirk on my fave while teaching about Pelicans

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 2 года назад +1

      @@BobSmith-qn3ii geology doesn’t teach about pelicans either, I’m pretty sure it’s biology or zoology

    • @BobSmith-qn3ii
      @BobSmith-qn3ii 2 года назад +1

      @@PugnaciousProductions holy shit I am stupid, I meant biology 😑 as in the study of life and living things

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Год назад

      @@BobSmith-qn3ii Geography does talk a bit about where animals live in a geographic area. We learn about their distribution and everything. (at least geography where I live teaches that)

    • @BobSmith-qn3ii
      @BobSmith-qn3ii Год назад

      @@thegrayyernaut Ah it must be a little different

  • @orgANGmo
    @orgANGmo 2 года назад +2

    This is the funniest video. I've binged watched a lot since I discovered this channel a week ago, but this one wins.

  • @toatertot3235
    @toatertot3235 4 года назад +5

    I’m watching modest pelican for the rest of the decade

  • @Rec0n12
    @Rec0n12 Год назад +1

    VIP = Very
    Important
    Pelican

  • @michaeldavis2417
    @michaeldavis2417 4 года назад +4

    Love these video's, I use them to get me trough the week. I especially love the videos with Thicc man. Keep uploading great content PLEASE!

  • @tuoyoweyinmi4136
    @tuoyoweyinmi4136 2 года назад +1

    Bro this video is absolutely hilarious 😭😭🤣

  • @Dabu-Dabu
    @Dabu-Dabu 5 лет назад +4

    Great tone of voice - Good ol' monotone bored Peli bringin' as many smiles as hydration. Also: great writing.

  • @spritepepsiplushes8353
    @spritepepsiplushes8353 2 года назад +2

    Pelicans are awesome, wish I lived in a coastal area to see them more often

  • @toastyboi3202
    @toastyboi3202 5 лет назад +7

    Modest Pelican I love ur vids
    Also stay hydrated...

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 5 лет назад +7

    Yesterday I held up a bank and forced everyone there to subscribe to you in order to spread the good word.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +2

      ty mate this helps me out a tone.

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 5 лет назад +2

      Modest Pelican Gaming I got you about 15-20 subs but now I’m looking at 15-20 years in the slammer, would you be will to defend me in court?

  • @lightyagami9939
    @lightyagami9939 5 лет назад +70

    Yeah, im really into RACEism :)

  • @strongblade
    @strongblade 5 лет назад +1

    Hey Pelican, Propane tanks now take 2 shots to blow up. The first causes them to leak, the second one causes the explosion. And it is considered an accident kill.

  • @rotaxhippie
    @rotaxhippie 5 лет назад +3

    Amy Schumer in Hitman 2 should have got as much attention as Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077.

  • @darksideofthemoon488
    @darksideofthemoon488 3 года назад +1

    4:15 That's was a hilarious Modest Pelican. That just came out of nowhere.

  • @themanwiththeplan2327
    @themanwiththeplan2327 5 лет назад +38

    Is agent 47 back from his vacation in los santos?

  • @jacobusnortje8048
    @jacobusnortje8048 5 лет назад +11

    I guess I have a really good reason to stop smoking now. Thanks man

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +6

      No problem man, i'd hate to see you gunned down.

    • @smajin28
      @smajin28 5 лет назад

      Remember to stay hydrated as it is a good way to quit smoking and get rid of your urges.

    • @zapsticks2677
      @zapsticks2677 3 года назад

      Always stay hydrated.

  • @Yk_roro
    @Yk_roro 5 лет назад +119

    Can I play minecraft with you
    I will become a reporter so live on tv I will say sub to modest pelican

  • @catch451
    @catch451 5 лет назад

    Cold call!!!! Drink water, and love the majestic Pelican.

  • @xbwyz1486
    @xbwyz1486 5 лет назад +8

    This is the first video I’ve seen from you and you’re hilarious

  • @corbinpastal2784
    @corbinpastal2784 3 года назад +2

    BEST INTRO EVER

  • @nosadonions3231
    @nosadonions3231 2 года назад +10

    I have been noticing a theme in your thumbnails. In every thumbnail your character has a gun.

  • @dimagass7801
    @dimagass7801 2 года назад

    Missed Amy schemer all 3 times I've played this map, thanks for bringing up that Easter egg

  • @oxxcho7166
    @oxxcho7166 Год назад +3

    My teacher asked who my favourite RUclipsr was and I obviously said my favourite Christian music channel modestpelican

  • @ebenswanepoel5475
    @ebenswanepoel5475 3 года назад +1

    The Amy Schumer joke was on point!

  • @aihara2799
    @aihara2799 5 лет назад +3

    4:19
    Im wheezing

  • @lukewarkenthien5813
    @lukewarkenthien5813 5 лет назад +2

    Meme video thumbnails... 😂😂😂
    Peli, you're literally the funniest gamer on the planet.

  • @simoncutler6933
    @simoncutler6933 5 лет назад +3

    Watching the last few hitman videos has made me late to watch💧💧💧 stay hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +1

      you legend Simon, have a good one mate!

  • @tacotacotington3638
    @tacotacotington3638 5 лет назад

    This is hands down my favorite youtube channel. It keeps me sufficiently hydrated

  • @davasaurthereal4678
    @davasaurthereal4678 5 лет назад +21

    As a Chinese person, I can say that I can’t roll a spring roll, suck at math, and don’t know Kung Fu.
    My dad is white.

    • @arantxa._.8139
      @arantxa._.8139 5 лет назад +5

      Same. Can't seem to roll a spring roll, doesn't have enough strength to punch anything and can't even solve y=mx+b

    • @mattjamz6966
      @mattjamz6966 5 лет назад +6

      It’s cause your dad deluded your talents.

    • @davasaurthereal4678
      @davasaurthereal4678 5 лет назад +3

      Lol yeah

    • @UncleTwoTimez
      @UncleTwoTimez 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattjamz6966 diluted his talents more like it

  • @IdleWorker
    @IdleWorker 5 лет назад

    Pelican, I just want you to know; Im at a metal festival right now, and if it wasnt for your constant talk about staying hydrated, I might die.
    So thank you Modest Pelican, you probably saved my life. Keep fighting the good fight.

  • @maximoscott8135
    @maximoscott8135 4 года назад +8

    “They got Amy Schumer walking around the event saying nothing funny “

  • @charass1
    @charass1 4 года назад

    The best gaming channel ever. Super fun!

  • @jakebronko9461
    @jakebronko9461 5 лет назад +4

    Best introduction out of all of your videos, also you should consider taking a job as a comedian because I'm pretty Sure that you'd do well.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm a devoted follower of Pelicanism.

  • @Derpyscauce
    @Derpyscauce 5 лет назад +5

    6:00 look at the wall

  • @thatguy7960
    @thatguy7960 5 лет назад

    release bunch of pelicans at your local zoo and give them water to make them hydrated, as this really helps modest pelican's channel

  • @tootyfrooty7604
    @tootyfrooty7604 5 лет назад +7

    so apparently telling everyone at work that I like to have sex with hydrated pelicans while both dressed as Agent 47 didn't spread the good word of this channel.

    • @clayfacethelegend1604
      @clayfacethelegend1604 5 лет назад +1

      I'm afraid your co-workers need to be more sufficiently hydrated, because every hydrated person sees that as their fantasy

  • @datboi1375
    @datboi1375 5 лет назад

    Back again with HITMANNN yesssss

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 5 лет назад +16

    Your thumbnails are honestly so thicc.

  • @callumdavidson1928
    @callumdavidson1928 3 года назад

    I think you have the best community on RUclips

  • @zocto6014
    @zocto6014 5 лет назад +7

    Im a simple man

  • @Sander50cc
    @Sander50cc 4 года назад

    Just watching some of your old videos they are still so good

  • @ambatukam2598
    @ambatukam2598 3 года назад +13

    I love how after his innocent racist jokes he just explains that it’s a joke and complements the race

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 3 года назад +2

      Innocent and racist are the exact opposite.

    • @ambatukam2598
      @ambatukam2598 3 года назад

      @@Celisar1 not really lmao

  • @samiyangaming388
    @samiyangaming388 3 года назад +1

    4:04 I thought he would say very important pelican🤣

  • @echitz9340
    @echitz9340 5 лет назад +3

    I subscribed to ModestPelicanGaming and THIS HAPPENED...

  • @S_Hay7657
    @S_Hay7657 Год назад

    Absolutely hilarious as always 😂😂😂

  • @qorah-3699
    @qorah-3699 5 лет назад +7

    In Australia it was 3 am when you uploaded this video why ???

  • @mihaiardelean9312
    @mihaiardelean9312 5 лет назад

    Modesta pelicana is amazanga ! no seriously you're awesome

  • @jackr2433
    @jackr2433 5 лет назад +3

    “Son of a virgin”.... Jesus Christ??

  • @kathywebb854
    @kathywebb854 5 лет назад

    I always stay hydrated watching your videos

  • @dwaynebeavers6512
    @dwaynebeavers6512 5 лет назад +5

    My son's name is Nathaniel and he saw this video and started bragging about how a "hydrated pelican murdered him in cold blood" over xbox

  • @orlandojauregui5342
    @orlandojauregui5342 5 лет назад +1

    The music in the background is pretty lit g 💯

  • @stewy9686
    @stewy9686 5 лет назад +4

    Thicc man. The hardest thing to kill scince JFK........oh um sorry.....this is akward

  • @JJPHILLYLG
    @JJPHILLYLG 5 лет назад +2

    I can relate to printing pages double sided and it not coming out correctly. The Amy Schumer joke...🤣🤣🤣

  • @ΑναστασίαΠάσχου-σ7ξ

    0:07 the saddest skin

  • @sukhmandeepsingh7741
    @sukhmandeepsingh7741 3 года назад +2

    this man is uncancelable

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 года назад

      The liberals are going to nuke Australia just to kill him.

  • @jbann6668
    @jbann6668 5 лет назад +13

    Damn dude, these women always ruining the thumbnail

  • @ronstertron9819
    @ronstertron9819 5 лет назад

    Waits for peli to upload all day, is now sufficiently hydrated. When is your new merch out? 😁

  • @pit660
    @pit660 2 года назад +4

    8:12 :(

  • @mcdonaldsmcnugs3295
    @mcdonaldsmcnugs3295 5 лет назад

    Modest pelican in the case you read this I want to say thank you because my dog died today and your video helped Cheer me up and I really appreciate that

  • @SwimmerGirl-lk7gb
    @SwimmerGirl-lk7gb 5 лет назад +14

    Modest pelican please check your Xbox messages, it is urgent

  • @syborgcat3830
    @syborgcat3830 5 лет назад +1

    modest pelican>sleeping

  • @cracker8975
    @cracker8975 5 лет назад +3

    Omg i smoke and i see a blad white man

  • @gravelpig2095
    @gravelpig2095 2 года назад

    thanks modest pelican your a living legend young money clan on top