I was sent to assassinate Iron Man and THIS HAPPENED..

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Today we play Hitman 2.
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  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh 4 года назад +885

    The fact that you put way more thought and effort into murdering scuffed iron man than your actual target is fuelling my semi intensely.

  • @bojangles11
    @bojangles11 5 лет назад +691

    We need pelicans at Area 51 to distract the guards with their beauty

    • @okkapokka2933
      @okkapokka2933 3 года назад +5

      hecker can you heck someone

    • @SiddyBoy
      @SiddyBoy 3 года назад +4

      Hecker

    • @corki4404
      @corki4404 2 года назад +5

      This would really help spread the good word of his channel

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 2 года назад +2

      Good hecking thinking there

    • @honestmovietalk
      @honestmovietalk Год назад

      Oh my god reading that comment made me so nostalgic of all that pre-covid stuff hahahaha

  • @kinggodzilla5819
    @kinggodzilla5819 5 лет назад +1460

    I destroyed an an entire city in the shape of the words MODEST PELICAN GAMING to spread the good word of your channel

  • @dereksmith6713
    @dereksmith6713 4 года назад +255

    “Reacting, with the speed of a train station junkie” well said. You absolute legend.

  • @VeryDAWD
    @VeryDAWD 5 лет назад +3270

    I broke into my local zoo and freed all the pelicans whilst shouting your channel name to spread the good news of your channel

  • @goose8003
    @goose8003 5 лет назад +462

    Hey papa peli, guess what? Well I’m at this veeery fancy place and it’s called Pelican Hill. No joke. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to go there and I can’t believe they named one of the best places after the king of animals. Have a nice day anyway.

    • @goose8003
      @goose8003 5 лет назад +10

      Deadpool yea u can look it up
      And wow I actually got a heart! And the most likes I’ve ever gotten I think lol

    • @henrylephart1371
      @henrylephart1371 5 лет назад +3

      X- Man my dads in pelican bay lmao rekt

    • @goose8003
      @goose8003 4 года назад +2

      Henry Lephart rip

  • @shimitzu01
    @shimitzu01 5 лет назад +671

    The Fast and the Furious quote was epic sir, well played Papa Peli!

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone 2 года назад +35

    As someone who has never played the _Hitman_ games, watching these videos is a huge source of entertainment for me.

  • @explodedweevil5537
    @explodedweevil5537 5 лет назад +117

    Had a pretty stressful day today with surgery scheduled tomorrow. All in all, my week is looking fairly bleak.
    Yet I can always seem to count on your humor to summon a few laughs. Keep up the great work Modest and thanks for adding some lightheartedness that distracts from the mundanity of everyday life.

    • @TotallyNotJokerLolz
      @TotallyNotJokerLolz 2 года назад +6

      Nice job staying hydrated, mate!

    • @jauume
      @jauume 2 года назад +5

      hope it went well

    • @chrispalmer3548
      @chrispalmer3548 2 года назад +2

      How’d it go bud?

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 2 года назад +2

      @@atomicgray plot twist twist: he's also the hitman

  • @lihorn2340
    @lihorn2340 3 года назад +34

    You are the kind of gamer everyone should be... just enjoying the game and goofing around... no sweating no competitivness. Just fun

  • @eliaserihuset2396
    @eliaserihuset2396 5 лет назад +46

    Your commentary is just pure gold.

  • @derpyfilms2881
    @derpyfilms2881 4 года назад +66

    “When your a man the world is truly your urinal”-modest pelican

  • @royisdabest
    @royisdabest 5 лет назад +1140

    iron man and spiderman are *thiccer* than captain marvel lmao

  • @MrSilenus12
    @MrSilenus12 3 года назад +50

    I have to say, this is my favorite educational Christian music channel.

  • @Silverado-xr7pl
    @Silverado-xr7pl 5 лет назад +1236

    Scan agent 47s barcode for 10% your next purchase
    Yo thanks for the likes
    Stay hydrated

    • @goose8003
      @goose8003 5 лет назад +42

      2016 Silverado its a starry night glow in the dark dildo.

    • @mateitilina4033
      @mateitilina4033 5 лет назад +13

      No it's a pink xxl dildo

    • @scifilmmaking
      @scifilmmaking 5 лет назад +9

      10% off your next assassination

    • @franklynt9499
      @franklynt9499 5 лет назад +9

      20% off your next body bag

    • @goose8003
      @goose8003 5 лет назад +3

      matei tilina lol

  • @foccxy
    @foccxy 5 лет назад +7

    Ok, so I started work last Friday, and I’m not even kidding, they were all telling me to stay hydrated. It was insane, they were like “Hydration is key” and “stay hydrated” and I asked my boss if she knew who modest pelican was and she had no idea, but at least they’re spreading the good word of your channel! ❤️

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude 4 года назад

      BrightFox i doubt you even have a job if you play shitnite.

    • @foccxy
      @foccxy 4 года назад

      IceUckNutz Newbs why the hate man? Just because I like a game you don’t doesn’t mean you gotta hate. Have a great day!

    • @zipplings1374
      @zipplings1374 2 года назад

      @@posstaldude I doubt you have a life since you hate on people for what games they play. (I know this is 2 years ago but I doubt your views have changed.)

    • @posstaldude
      @posstaldude 2 года назад

      @@zipplings1374 I have realized my mistakes over these years, and my views have truly changed. I realized that hating on things that people like or love is truly foolish and unnecessary. Perhaps I should have thought of that years before, but now as I’ve actually grown a brain and not a larger ass, I feel different.
      I would like to apologize for my miniscule cock from 2 years ago talking shit.
      Thank you.

  • @bogger5
    @bogger5 5 лет назад +257

    Has your cough gone away yet Papa Pelican? If you stayed hydrated it should have cured you

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +92

      It's getting better thanks mate haha you legend.

    • @bogger5
      @bogger5 5 лет назад +14

      @@ModestPelican stay hydrated and that cough should go away in no time

    • @theineguyyouhate2383
      @theineguyyouhate2383 3 года назад

      @@bogger5 respond to me it’s been a year I need to know if ur hydrated

    • @memejesus5276
      @memejesus5276 3 года назад +1

      ARE YOU STILL HYDRATED

    • @lachlanisaac812
      @lachlanisaac812 2 года назад

      Hydration is key, don’t drink your pee

  • @coychristianson3938
    @coychristianson3938 2 года назад +9

    I got hitman 3 because of your hitman series. The game itself is so intense suspenseful, the fact that you can make it hilarious is another level of comedy.

  • @Silenced_Actias
    @Silenced_Actias 5 лет назад +33

    I keep watching this dude while I’m drunk, making me laugh even more than what I would’ve

  • @tylersevener4354
    @tylersevener4354 4 года назад +7

    "I really should focus on Bartholomew but I'm killing Ironman first for lacking an often underappreciated personality trait called manners." Now that is how you earn your subscriptions. Nice and modest work Pelican!

  • @ashy8822
    @ashy8822 5 лет назад +190

    You forgot your briefcase
    The most importaint item in this game.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +72

      I do like to bring a briefcase with me from time to time.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 лет назад +6

      I need the sauce to your pfp. I need to stay hydrated.

    • @chriswitak33
      @chriswitak33 4 года назад +7

      @@ModestPelican Does your briefcase carry water inside so you can stay hydrated at all times

    • @Cps_on_me
      @Cps_on_me 4 года назад

      @@ModestPelican hi papa

  • @trsuni3892
    @trsuni3892 5 лет назад +16

    You’re literally one of the most underrated youtubers.

  • @sethkettel263
    @sethkettel263 2 года назад +6

    Pelican: “We’re wearing a midnight black suit to blend into the darkness.”
    Me: “No way you blend into the darkness with that pale skin”

    • @lylahsworld3930
      @lylahsworld3930 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, white feathers don’t blend in well in the dark

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 5 лет назад +29

    I have a little notification ritual. As soon as one of yours pops up, I immediately take 9 shots of water to stay sufficiently hydrated.

  • @Jackiewicz256
    @Jackiewicz256 5 лет назад +9

    On a scale from 1 to 10.... I enjoy this man's content.

  • @jaden.3155
    @jaden.3155 5 лет назад +6

    3:59 "Ohh baby, a TRIPLE!!!!" one of the best memes to ever grace the planet earth😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xpelonx1
    @xpelonx1 4 года назад +44

    The intro:
    Man wears a bunny suit
    *finds gun*
    *Caually picks it up and shoots people*
    Yes this is nice

  • @T045T3R
    @T045T3R 5 лет назад +2

    Im glad that the guard was like ye na ye nanana ye na na naa instead of looking at that big box where there was just some random bald guy squatting and trying to do something with his hydrated life. Nice play Peli, you made my day

  • @carljohnson4473
    @carljohnson4473 4 года назад +16

    0:06 damn, this Man predicted the quarantine even before it happened

  • @REEbott86
    @REEbott86 2 года назад +2

    This video is how I found your channel two years ago and I still love it.

  • @kushagrashukla4364
    @kushagrashukla4364 4 года назад +12

    9:46 "what is this Stranger Things?" Man this made me like and subscribe you. LMAO

  • @DrDerp-bd8hd
    @DrDerp-bd8hd 5 лет назад +1

    The only thing as hydrated as modest pelican is the world's largest fresh water lake

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 3 года назад +3

    To quote a fellow man of clandestine activity
    "Manners maketh the -Icon- Man"

  • @townespotter3995
    @townespotter3995 5 лет назад +51

    I took over my home country and made my country's animal a pelican.Then I ordered them all to like and subscribe all your videos.

  • @donkki
    @donkki 5 лет назад +95

    You do realize there is literally a separate mission to kill this iron man imposter?

  • @zacharypeace5770
    @zacharypeace5770 5 лет назад +6

    If you are assasinating iron man Just use your water to hydrate his suit so it rusts

  • @ventra1753
    @ventra1753 5 лет назад +38

    My day this morning ;( / my day after Modest Pelican uploads :)

    • @niilo9729
      @niilo9729 5 лет назад +2

      Seems like you had a pretty shitty morning

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 5 лет назад +4

    Ah, it’s nice to see something new, something fresh on the Thumbnail.
    ROBO BOOTY

  • @gianfrancodiaz6486
    @gianfrancodiaz6486 5 лет назад +4

    O Great Pelican Lord, I shall send you my greetings from Peru!
    Because you taught me that I should stay hydrated at all times
    I used to be depressed, I used to fail at everything, but when you showed me the hydrated path, I KNEW I could be more...
    Now 30 bottles a day made me a winner. Plus I have a girlfriend now!
    You're an absolute legend!

  • @connordlthegamer2980
    @connordlthegamer2980 5 лет назад

    well modest pelican I regret to inform you, but concussion grenades are ant-infantry weapons, here is a direct quote "The offensive or concussion (High Explosive) grenade is an anti-personnel device that is designed to damage, daze or otherwise stun its target with its explosive power. Compared to fragmentation grenades, the explosive filler is usually of a greater weight and volume, and the case is much thinner - the US MK3A2 concussion grenade, for example, has a body of fiber (similar to the packing container for the fragmentation grenade). "

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 5 лет назад +6

    Before you give the security guard too hard a time, perhaps you should consider what your life would be like if you were colorblind like him. He may have thought it was drops of milk, motor oil, chocolate syrup, etc. And the man's not a janitor... Your videos are the absolute best! I have no idea how I stumbled onto them seeing as I hate watching people play video games. I love playing games, but I sometimes take some of that time to watch your videos. Keep up the great job of making me laugh until I cry! This gives me the opportunity to mess with my wife that something is bothering me 👍👍👍🥴🥴

  • @yowaffles123
    @yowaffles123 5 лет назад +1

    Why does this water loving pelican not have at least 99 million like if he doesn’t I’m about to get dehydrated!

  • @AliShuffle7500
    @AliShuffle7500 4 года назад +13

    I would quit hitman if that was iron man
    Modest pellican: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

  • @cheesefactory4234
    @cheesefactory4234 2 года назад +2

    I love how the little duck explosive did massive damage but the frag grenade did nothing. XD

  • @BobGnarly420
    @BobGnarly420 3 года назад +3

    PhD pretty huge desire😂

  • @peytonmanning5404
    @peytonmanning5404 2 года назад +1

    "There is always plenty of time to grieve after the double XP weekend is over" AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH im dead

  • @yeamelol
    @yeamelol 5 лет назад +11

    Finally something thicc btw I knew that you wasn't hydrated last time I am disipointed

  • @ryanrajnishabeelack1486
    @ryanrajnishabeelack1486 2 года назад

    That hector comment was pure gold 😆 Epic commentaries my new fav channel !!

  • @finn8210
    @finn8210 5 лет назад +3

    I fear that I would succumb to dryness, but alas, yet again I find myself drenched in the secretions of your content.

  • @AndreMusic2000
    @AndreMusic2000 2 года назад +2

    "when you are a man, the world truly is your urinal"
    genius🤣🤣

  • @mackattack3969
    @mackattack3969 5 лет назад +60

    Mom (come down stairs for breakfast). Me ( I’m watching Thick man)

    • @AkiraSenjuTG
      @AkiraSenjuTG 5 лет назад +8

      You mean THICCCCCC man?

    • @goose8003
      @goose8003 5 лет назад +5

      Jason987 XA thick with 5 c’s, 8 q’s, and 10 J’s

  • @SkeemTeamTv
    @SkeemTeamTv Год назад

    I watch all your videos until I fall asleep, not that your content is boring or anything but bc your sense of humor and voice is very pleasant

  • @juneazizan6562
    @juneazizan6562 3 года назад +10

    "a tentacle hentai" HAHAHAHAHAHA XD OMG

  • @wolff_
    @wolff_ 5 лет назад +2

    That fast and furious reference made my day, i’m more hydrated than ever now

  • @Romesdramazone
    @Romesdramazone 5 лет назад +4

    I've been watching your videos for about 2 weeks now and I had to subscribe, you are hilarious. I love your videos and your sarcasm 😁 I've honestly never been entertained more by any gameplay videos than I am watching yours...

  • @smallpotatoe9487
    @smallpotatoe9487 3 года назад +2

    I'd love to hear more of your lovely insights into the offshore finance lol

  • @aiden-5924
    @aiden-5924 5 лет назад +4

    18 years ago I remotely hijacked a plane and flew it into a building, but before I did this I said over the loud speaker "subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming" I did to really help spread the good word of your channel.

  • @TL-ol1nr
    @TL-ol1nr 5 лет назад +1

    I was legit feeling really bad and when I watched your video I actually realized that I was dehydrated. No joke : thank you papa peli 🙏🏼

  • @adamsellick8116
    @adamsellick8116 5 лет назад +130

    Iron man was hella thicc and y u couldn't kill him because you needed him for a thumbnail.

  • @nicwip7337
    @nicwip7337 5 лет назад +2

    Thanks to you, Epic Pelican, I can enjoy being hydrated again

  • @vortexzwolfiii837
    @vortexzwolfiii837 5 лет назад +6

    Hi lads and lasses✋😘 🦢 (couldn’t find a pelican how rude we need a pelican emoji apple)

  • @scarce_live5482
    @scarce_live5482 2 года назад

    He just Casually has a fast and furious Reference mid video it’s just amazing keep up the good work champ

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC 5 лет назад +5

    You know there's an entire mission based around killing iron man :p?

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад +5

      well that makes a lot of sense.

    • @shhjoey2141
      @shhjoey2141 5 лет назад

      @@ModestPelican who would've thought that?

  • @eddiecooney6198
    @eddiecooney6198 5 лет назад

    We should put the pelicans at the front lines of the Area 51 raid because they are literal gods and will not be even hurt by Bullets and nukes

  • @hyperpickle4277
    @hyperpickle4277 5 лет назад +5

    Make this blue if you stay hydrated after his videos
    👇🏾

  • @anthonylandry5287
    @anthonylandry5287 2 года назад +1

    That fast and the furious quote is amazing 🤩

  • @madness3x8
    @madness3x8 5 лет назад +14

    “I am an advertisement for a toy”
    *shoots iron man in the head*

  • @blank3683
    @blank3683 3 года назад

    Pizza+modest pelican hitman=perfect day

  • @sulfur_americium2993
    @sulfur_americium2993 5 лет назад +4

    Tony StarBucks dummy thicc.

  • @zenzu1253
    @zenzu1253 5 лет назад

    Modest pelican:Everything will okay if you subscribe
    Also Modest pelican:Kills everyone on bank

  • @xxschattenxx9916
    @xxschattenxx9916 5 лет назад +7

    00:06 lol did he really say thiccman? xD

  • @legobattledroid4110
    @legobattledroid4110 5 лет назад

    I used to be dehydrated. I never even drank water once... but i've drinken a whole gallon of water a day every day thanks to modest pelican and i have never been to the doctor for i am now immortal, thank you modest pelican gaming stay hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 лет назад

      this is one of the best success stories I've ever heard mate

  • @apaper3978
    @apaper3978 5 лет назад +5

    stay hydrated
    ironman wasn't

  • @itisriley
    @itisriley 5 лет назад +2

    The double XP weekend line killed me 😂

  • @giedrius6892
    @giedrius6892 5 лет назад +4

    How long does it take you to write a script, honestly, this commentary is too good.

  • @knoxmindovermatter
    @knoxmindovermatter 5 лет назад

    Nice Spoon reference Modest Pelican, very cool.

  • @EWA1TER517
    @EWA1TER517 5 лет назад +4

    Course he made the icon thicc

  • @Philipbraz
    @Philipbraz 3 года назад +1

    "Have a snickers you big metal gimp" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @i_likememez4151
    @i_likememez4151 5 лет назад +4

    I stopped this 1 great adult video just to watch papa pelis video. I'am not dissapointed

  • @AirVeazy
    @AirVeazy 4 года назад

    I joined the free masons and switched their ceremonial sacrifice mask with that of a pelican wearing a helmet and goggles to spread the good word of this channel

  • @zacklack5997
    @zacklack5997 5 лет назад +5

    “The world is your uniral” wait so I can pee in a mouth jk 😂

  • @Chubby_Lemon
    @Chubby_Lemon 4 года назад

    my favourite education christian music channel, keep doing gods work bud

  • @Karan-yp1yx
    @Karan-yp1yx 5 лет назад +5

    Phd: Pretty Huge D...esire
    I should make a note of this.

  • @themayorofbruhville7585
    @themayorofbruhville7585 5 лет назад

    I snuck into a bank and replace all of the bills with pelican feathers to spread the good word of your channel!!!

  • @christhis9597
    @christhis9597 5 лет назад +1

    0:06 probably the most wholesome line you used

  • @TrassseB
    @TrassseB Месяц назад

    7:22 the fast & furious parody was fire 🔥 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZeeshanAhmed-se9bd
    @ZeeshanAhmed-se9bd 5 лет назад

    Your civic reference was dope! It feels exciting to know that you are a car guy as well. Stay hydrated pelicans

  • @jamesryckman5
    @jamesryckman5 2 года назад

    I snuck into school at night and spray painted modest pelican gaming on every door to spread the good new of your channel

  • @marchatesyou1
    @marchatesyou1 2 года назад

    Sapienza might be the most beautifully designed game level in the franchise

  • @deadrecon
    @deadrecon 5 лет назад

    The Fast and Furious quote about Hector got me, thank you Pelicant.

  • @BoostAndRedline
    @BoostAndRedline Год назад +1

    Not the fast and furious Hector reference
    😂😂😂😂

  • @tommikuukasjarvi2619
    @tommikuukasjarvi2619 2 года назад +1

    Legit THE funniest guy on internet

  • @imperialbricks4217
    @imperialbricks4217 3 года назад +2

    Whenever I get a notification for modest pelican gaming: Rejoice and drink your daily dose of water for the god has spoken!

  • @Markom3D
    @Markom3D 5 лет назад

    May we all support the good word of you channel - stay hydrated

  • @christianpopp9924
    @christianpopp9924 3 года назад

    I'll steal the Mona Lisa and leave a little pelican statue as my calling card to spread the good work of your channel

  • @cap7215
    @cap7215 5 лет назад +1

    Dude this might just be your best video, your jokes were spot on:D

  • @cohenstukey1413
    @cohenstukey1413 4 года назад +1

    Modest pelican: Who needs a gun with a can-do attitude?
    Me: E V E R Y S I N G L E H I T M A N

  • @faintclapofthunder
    @faintclapofthunder 2 года назад

    Randomly came across your channel when I was watching Hitman videos and I've been binging some here and there good stuff.

  • @MonCuh
    @MonCuh 2 года назад

    6:55 "Like have a snickers you big metal gimp" i had my drink coming outta my nose