Today wasn't my usual day as a Hitman..

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  4 года назад +772

    Have a good day you absolute legends :)
    Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican
    Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/

    • @kwhitsflying
      @kwhitsflying 4 года назад +3

      😁

    • @smugdansen6081
      @smugdansen6081 4 года назад +2

      Do you reply?

    • @OTMONEYMMA
      @OTMONEYMMA 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @guyone336
      @guyone336 4 года назад +1

      Pelicans are superior

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 4 года назад +3

      Idk man I'm on an island in the middle of the Atlantic help plz

  • @ThievesXian
    @ThievesXian 4 года назад +2923

    Never getting bored of the "hey lads and lasses modest pelican here" fricking legend

  • @jason-zw9yf
    @jason-zw9yf 4 года назад +3533

    My friend was not hydrated so I grabbed his head and shoved it in the ocean. After a while he started to enjoy it and he stopped struggling 💓

  • @hazzajac2443
    @hazzajac2443 4 года назад +1283

    I hope hitman doesn’t get dehydrated during his contracts that would be truly sad.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +408

      he always brings a sneaky bottle of water

    • @thelivingcactus9348
      @thelivingcactus9348 4 года назад +24

      Modest Pelican Gaming What a lad

    • @okey4934
      @okey4934 4 года назад +6

      Modest Pelican Gaming in the ass? I mean the sneaky place sorry for the non family friendly comment

    • @LCProductionCompany
      @LCProductionCompany 4 года назад +7

      @@ModestPelican smart

    • @Itame-sp1vy
      @Itame-sp1vy 4 года назад +3

      Modest Pelican Gaming I bet it was up his ass

  • @arthurdayne8029
    @arthurdayne8029 4 года назад +371

    1:04
    Did you know? “Bagnato” (bañato) means “wet” in italian.
    Even the target is hydrated. So, does this make the mission harder on an emotional level ?

    • @The_ATF_
      @The_ATF_ 3 года назад +12

      There is always a higher level of HYDRATION

  • @Mr_Punnpkin
    @Mr_Punnpkin 4 года назад +386

    Thicc man: goes into the pool with his shoes on
    Me: HE HAS DEHYDRATED FEET

    • @KJ-yj5lw
      @KJ-yj5lw 4 года назад +7

      man, this is such a funny and original comment. please, show me more

    • @Mr_Punnpkin
      @Mr_Punnpkin 4 года назад +3

      @@KJ-yj5lw I'm bad at guessing texted sarcasam sooo is it

    • @orikthelin1341
      @orikthelin1341 4 года назад +1

      @@Mr_Punnpkin ohh yeeah it suure is.. deefinetly

  •  4 года назад +706

    Love how the entire chat is just "I force people to stay hydrated."

    • @Moelesterzz
      @Moelesterzz 4 года назад +3

      I don’t like you

    • @mathieupr6391
      @mathieupr6391 4 года назад +29

      @@Moelesterzz Try some water mate

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 года назад +12

      It’s practically the law to force people to stay hydrated in Modest Pelican comment sections

    • @megselv0052
      @megselv0052 4 года назад +3

      Yes do you have a problem with that? (Mby u are dehydrated?)

    • @gamerdechampion9029
      @gamerdechampion9029 4 года назад +1

      That's the ritual ,in here.

  • @mlgunks5860
    @mlgunks5860 4 года назад +140

    I just realize that almost every level keeps you sufficiently hydrated with all the water... nice.

  • @ridgefrost
    @ridgefrost 4 года назад +42

    "thanks for ushering me in mate, without u i would have run full speed into the wall"
    *this is the dry monotone humour that gets me by in life*

  • @GarryGarrison7
    @GarryGarrison7 6 месяцев назад +27

    8:06 Sorry Peli you’re not a minor he doesn’t want to cuddle

    • @johnc2363
      @johnc2363 5 месяцев назад +5

      did not age well☠️☠️

    • @SmellyMcStinky
      @SmellyMcStinky 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dr DisrespectingConsent

  • @mariusholm6133
    @mariusholm6133 4 года назад +157

    I walked into a Tesco and went to the speakers and and said: “ important message. I have all your families and unless you all subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming they will all die.” As this is really helps spread the good word of your channel.

  • @user-marco789
    @user-marco789 4 года назад +138

    Stay hydrated
    I also threw my friend in a tub of water he said it was cold so i put the toaster in and he has learned to sleep underwater

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +69

      dam you are a true master of hydration

    • @user-marco789
      @user-marco789 4 года назад +3

      @@ModestPelican yes

    • @acemenzel3876
      @acemenzel3876 4 года назад +2

      Ure such a good friend for keeping him hydrated!

    • @user-marco789
      @user-marco789 4 года назад +1

      @Retendo i didn't need to it pretty obvious what i was going for

    • @Coldvod
      @Coldvod 4 года назад +2

      @Retendo It's funnier without the segment you added.

  • @ninjamaster962
    @ninjamaster962 4 года назад +158

    I hydrated my friend by throwing him into my swimming pool, as this helps spread the good word of your channel.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +71

      thanks mate this helps me out a lot

    • @yrn1136
      @yrn1136 4 года назад +1

      Did your friend subscribe to modest pelican?

  • @nathanjsmith7681
    @nathanjsmith7681 4 года назад +32

    how many more witty jokes can he come up with? Honestly one of the best parts of the videos.

  • @pierre42
    @pierre42 6 месяцев назад +12

    4 years ahead of time with the dr disrespect joke

  • @Backpack47973
    @Backpack47973 4 года назад +329

    Me:*doesn't stay hidrated*
    ModestPelican:"So you've chosen death..."

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +120

      exactly

    • @mr.snailman7326
      @mr.snailman7326 4 года назад +6

      Modest Pelican Gaming monke

    • @tomasl9221
      @tomasl9221 4 года назад

      Monke

    • @LCProductionCompany
      @LCProductionCompany 4 года назад +2

      @Modest Pelican Gaming I pushed my dad down the stairs because he wasn't hydrated, to spread the good word about your channel.

    • @Itame-sp1vy
      @Itame-sp1vy 4 года назад

      I know how to stay hydrated don’t do drugs

  • @noahvanik7608
    @noahvanik7608 4 года назад +145

    Last time I was this early... well the moral of the story is stay hydrated

  • @simonbecker5362
    @simonbecker5362 4 года назад +266

    A Christmas event in f*cking June, Modest Pelican at his peak

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 года назад +6

      Either this was footage taken in December but he forgot to upload or the Event was never taken down

    • @tukavaraandco7820
      @tukavaraandco7820 4 года назад +10

      Vulthrx Playz the event was never taken down.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 года назад +14

      Don't say f*cking, this is a Christian Music Educational Channel.

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 4 года назад +1

      The Charismatic Gamer 99 true

    • @r4z0r-x45
      @r4z0r-x45 4 года назад +3

      More like at his beak

  • @0IIis
    @0IIis 5 месяцев назад +6

    "i might need a cudle from dr disrespect" aged like a carrot soup

  • @felixjc7735
    @felixjc7735 4 года назад +6

    Always love the advice on staying classy, spreading the good news of the channel and most importantly staying hydrated.

  • @bruhmomentum1311
    @bruhmomentum1311 4 года назад +150

    Been following since u started hitman and love to see that you've grown so much man

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +67

      thanks dude, appreciate the long time support

    • @tink2267
      @tink2267 4 года назад +2

      Been here since battlefield

    • @kevinnguyen3087
      @kevinnguyen3087 4 года назад +1

      @@tink2267 Battlefield 1 or Battlefield V?

    • @Doodlebob1595
      @Doodlebob1595 Год назад

      Nice

  • @lynxeu193
    @lynxeu193 4 года назад +96

    My dog wasn’t sufficiently hydrated, so I put him in my pool. He hasn’t come out yet so he must be loving it.

  • @greeny5549
    @greeny5549 4 года назад +72

    At the end of 2020: I was trying to have a normal year, then THIS happened...

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 года назад +2

      I was planning to be alive this year to reply to this comment AND THIS HAPPENED...

  • @yumeno6929
    @yumeno6929 4 года назад +42

    “I might not be able to talk to girls”. Says the most modest pelican ever

  • @flatrabbit6983
    @flatrabbit6983 6 месяцев назад +8

    That dr disrespect line didn’t age too well 😂

  • @chunto4329
    @chunto4329 4 года назад +75

    My mate said he prefered albatros when i showed him you channle so straight up had to drown him. At least now he is hydrated...

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +48

      thanks mate you did the right thing

    • @Coldvod
      @Coldvod 4 года назад +8

      You didn't drown him you hydrated him properly.

    • @Jacob-peri
      @Jacob-peri 4 года назад +1

      Anyone else read these types of comments in modestpelican’s voice?

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 года назад

      @@Jacob-peri Yup

  • @jack_mj
    @jack_mj 4 года назад +152

    My brother was drowning I went to save him but then I remembered he's not subscribed, safe to say that's a mistake dealt with

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +89

      thanks mate you did the right thing as it shows others what can happen

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 4 года назад +7

      Made an example out of the boy and that is a hydrated decision

    • @Carter_Gault
      @Carter_Gault 4 года назад

      it helps spread the good word of his channel

    • @wleavy1813
      @wleavy1813 4 года назад

      At least he died hydrated

    • @jack_mj
      @jack_mj 4 года назад

      @@wleavy1813 agreed

  • @thomasnimmoco9359
    @thomasnimmoco9359 4 года назад +43

    I'm staying significantly hydrated.

    • @melonx4329
      @melonx4329 4 года назад +2

      What’s your favorite type of water?

    • @xraidee
      @xraidee 4 года назад +2

      Pre-Malone idk who asked me but i like water extract with 2 drops of pool water and 1 gallon of normal water.

    • @jesseroach2215
      @jesseroach2215 4 года назад

      $!Mp

    • @thomasnimmoco9359
      @thomasnimmoco9359 4 года назад

      Shower.

  • @charliecarnell6141
    @charliecarnell6141 4 года назад +2

    Taking acid before a double assasination is a key point in the process as it rehydrates you in a satisfying manner

  • @micahtapper4344
    @micahtapper4344 4 года назад +2

    Man I sure do love drinking a cold one with the boys and watching modest pelican gaming. And when the cold one is just the right temperature it’s great. Man I love water

  • @toasted5218
    @toasted5218 4 года назад +49

    Petition to make pelicans a dominant species

    • @MusicFreak0426
      @MusicFreak0426 4 года назад +7

      We don't need a petition for something thats already factually the truth.

    • @toasted5218
      @toasted5218 4 года назад +3

      @@MusicFreak0426 gotta get the word out ya know

  • @deanmillar2267
    @deanmillar2267 4 года назад +15

    The other day my best friend wasn’t staying hydrated so a giant shark dragged him into the water to hydrate him and no one has seen him since. Lucky guy.

  • @agm4892
    @agm4892 5 месяцев назад +3

    8:08 well that didn't age well, did it? lol

  • @A_Litre_of_Farva
    @A_Litre_of_Farva Год назад +2

    Australia must be an awesome place. It created Papa Peli, Margot Robbie, Crocodile Dundee, plus they invented corn

  • @Supercargamin
    @Supercargamin 5 месяцев назад +2

    8:06 i dont think you wwnt one anymore 😂😊

  • @Aztec_Warrior1
    @Aztec_Warrior1 4 года назад +3

    3:41 Disappointed in you for not pushing that guy in the pond. You could have helped him stay hydrated. You let me down Papa Peli.

  • @xxcensorxx9724
    @xxcensorxx9724 6 месяцев назад +23

    The dr disrespect joke did not age well lmaoo

    • @Beavie
      @Beavie 5 месяцев назад +3

      It aged into dark dark humour.

  • @lazypatrol3008
    @lazypatrol3008 4 года назад +15

    Yo stay hydrated

  • @slenderdude4063
    @slenderdude4063 2 года назад +1

    I found this channel 4 years ago. i never get tired of it.

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 года назад +1

    11:20 Damn, if only it had been a rubber pelican wearing a burka.

  • @Darkposeidon112
    @Darkposeidon112 4 года назад +7

    Me: Taking a break studying from the bar exam
    Peli: "A flashbang grenade seems like a breach of duty of care"
    Can't catch a break anywhere

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 4 года назад

      How'd you do?

    • @Darkposeidon112
      @Darkposeidon112 4 года назад +1

      ActionScripter Still studying since got pushed back thanks to COVID. Thanks for asking 😊

    • @TheNicheHunter
      @TheNicheHunter 3 года назад

      Pls keep us updated

  • @ShoeBaby_
    @ShoeBaby_ 5 месяцев назад +6

    8:07 AGED SO BAD

  • @lucatoman8868
    @lucatoman8868 4 года назад +22

    Stay hydrated!!!

  • @AAAK.
    @AAAK. 4 года назад

    7:10 bro be gettin personal got me thinkin he high😂

  • @PracticallyBlind
    @PracticallyBlind 4 года назад

    1:00 that’s why I’m fly out to a Chismas party ( shows a fricking rocket )
    Me: what a god damn legend 👏👏👏

  • @rumi_7307
    @rumi_7307 3 года назад +124

    What’s your PayPal?

  • @agentheaven5277
    @agentheaven5277 4 года назад +24

    Somebody:isn’t hydrated
    Modest pelican: *loads shotgun with malicious content*

  • @oj2936
    @oj2936 5 месяцев назад +25

    The dr disrespect line did not age well

  • @agocid3096
    @agocid3096 4 года назад

    I’ve been watching for over a year (since the 9 types of bf5 gamers and the in a nutshell days) and have loved every episode sense. The thicc thumbnails have a special place in my heart

  • @gnomeman5808
    @gnomeman5808 4 года назад

    Hitman was the first of your videos I watched. The nostalgia is nice

  • @lucatempesta3122
    @lucatempesta3122 5 месяцев назад +7

    "i need a cuddle from dr. disrespect" didnt age well

  • @eternight1125
    @eternight1125 4 года назад +4

    Modest pelican is the type of hitman to bring a water pistol to a gunfight so he can assure they stay hydrated

  • @imki2s3
    @imki2s3 3 месяца назад +3

    I know this is 4 years old now, but the topics section of the comments is hilarious

  • @SmoothOthello
    @SmoothOthello 4 года назад

    5:50 I realise here that drowning would be Peli dying doing what he loved, staying hydrated.

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 4 года назад +1

    "My basic internal protective mechanism is barbaric violence"😂😂😂

  • @jimmyjon1446
    @jimmyjon1446 4 года назад +4

    Absolute legend keep up the amazing content

  • @samdfasff2099
    @samdfasff2099 4 года назад +10

    Last time I was this early pelican was ranting about shit medics in bf1

  • @The_Python
    @The_Python 4 месяца назад +4

    The cuddle from Dr. disrespect joke didn’t age very well 😭

  • @WhopIay
    @WhopIay 5 месяцев назад +2

    8:10 I forgot this vid was 4 years ago😭

  • @riskko5975
    @riskko5975 4 года назад +1

    1:32 i whas waiting for this moment 😂😂

  • @Beenie_kid
    @Beenie_kid 5 месяцев назад +5

    8:05 did NOT age well💀

  • @concureyt
    @concureyt 4 года назад +3

    I'm so addicted to this channel.Wish he uploaded everyday.

  • @FloatMan84
    @FloatMan84 4 месяца назад +3

    8:06 wait wtf did be predict Dr. Disrespect-Dem-Kids, or was there drama at the time?

  • @purplephlomp
    @purplephlomp 11 месяцев назад +1

    "shoot Marv in the face" we love a Pulp Fiction reference

  • @JensaRahm
    @JensaRahm 4 года назад +1

    I love these hitman videos. You got me replaying hitman 2 again. Looking forward to the 3rd one in this series. Mostly so we can see you play new missions 😂

  • @LLH961
    @LLH961 4 года назад +9

    JackFrags mentioned you in one of his streams. Said “he makes some pretty cool videos”

  • @gusfisher
    @gusfisher 4 года назад +3

    “Having his lungs fill up with water” Well at least he was hydrated

  • @Smubdub
    @Smubdub 5 месяцев назад +3

    8:06 that did NOT age well

  • @frogis0326
    @frogis0326 4 года назад +1

    I can never tell if these videos are new or old they all seem the same but the jokes make them all legendary

  • @josephwarren7714
    @josephwarren7714 4 года назад +1

    Pelican is the only RUclips creater I know that can make any game funny

  • @heartsofiron4player423
    @heartsofiron4player423 4 месяца назад +6

    that dr disrespect joke aged well

  • @infamous7554
    @infamous7554 4 года назад +6

    Remember to stay hydrated

  • @TriangleV
    @TriangleV 4 года назад +17

    Geoff’s replies of “ :D “ are literally the most wholesome things in the world, only contested by cats being derps.

  • @monkeys1wormz
    @monkeys1wormz 3 года назад +2

    0:15 currently enrolled in paramedic science and when I graduate ill make sure to do this

  • @emperorenvi8814
    @emperorenvi8814 4 года назад +1

    I kept the mayor hostage and made the entire city sub to modest pelican as this spreads the good word of your channel

  • @OvOIsMidAsf
    @OvOIsMidAsf 4 года назад +4

    Today I saw an eagle and I shot him down because pelicans are the alpha bird

  • @jfjdjdmemdjddi8708
    @jfjdjdmemdjddi8708 4 года назад +26

    Hey Papa Pelican, my friend wasn’t that hydrated so I shoved a hose down his throat and he started screaming in excitement. Thanks for reminding us to stay hydrated. :D

  • @gunshooter2693
    @gunshooter2693 4 года назад +11

    Me: *Sees this video was uploaded 19 minutes ago*
    Still me: "Oh yes"

  • @shanearnold3322
    @shanearnold3322 4 года назад

    When I get back from a night shift on site sufficiently dehydrated I re-hydrated and watch your videos glad there's one today

  • @vichumpbrey5921
    @vichumpbrey5921 4 года назад +1

    *I love how peli uses his time killing and going over again for real good content*

  • @richardpatton2502
    @richardpatton2502 4 года назад +6

    The day before yesterday was the “National Hydration Day” in the US...in your honor I believe

  • @amongusman7680
    @amongusman7680 4 года назад +4

    I helped my Nan get hydrated by throwing her off a boat she said she couldn’t swim but soon learned how to hold her breath for ever

  • @AlixirRA
    @AlixirRA 4 года назад +4

    I threw my friend into the ocean so he can be hydrated and the good thing is he doesn’t know how to swim so he’ll be hydrated forever

  • @Not_that_Brian_Jones
    @Not_that_Brian_Jones 2 года назад +1

    "At least he died doing what I assume he loved: having his lungs rapidly fill up with water." XD

  • @DaneNOTDan
    @DaneNOTDan Год назад +1

    Hi lads and lasses will always be iconic

  • @IamGamingJunkie
    @IamGamingJunkie 4 года назад +4

    Dude keep up these epic vids! im always making poopy vids xD

  • @itsMauricioImOnTheNitrus
    @itsMauricioImOnTheNitrus 4 года назад +12

    I laughed so hard I started holding my family hostage

  • @Deadtrimmcgee
    @Deadtrimmcgee 4 месяца назад +3

    8:07 this didn’t age well

  • @lachieauden4779
    @lachieauden4779 4 года назад

    The quality of these videos is insane, the I’m not good at talking to girls part at the start made me laugh so hard. I could listen to your videos all day. Bloody legend

  • @your_host_9657
    @your_host_9657 4 года назад

    Found this channel randomly and I don’t regret it at all!!!
    This is actually funny!!!

  • @Nana-mh6kc
    @Nana-mh6kc 4 года назад +36

    yoooooo

  • @jhordysosa3992
    @jhordysosa3992 6 месяцев назад +12

    the dr disrespect comment 8 mins in didnt age well

  • @its_tunix2514
    @its_tunix2514 4 года назад +15

    Imagine if someone actually did what he says in the intro 😂😂😂
    Edit : oh shit bois he knows

    • @GucciSmartCarpet
      @GucciSmartCarpet 4 года назад +9

      I did it once it worked out great as i dont have to pay rent or taxes

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +16

      wait people aren't doing the intros?

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 4 года назад +4

      @@ModestPelican I don't know what this guy is on about, I do all of them.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 года назад +2

      @@ModestPelican This weirdo doesn't, everyone else. I do it everytime I make love.

  • @Domcas74
    @Domcas74 4 года назад

    Sipping from a long cool glass of water - and my favourite pelican pops up in my notifications 😀

  • @inspectorjavert8443
    @inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад

    1:13 Pelican is a macaulay culkin! This is cannon now

  • @kneelb4chevelle
    @kneelb4chevelle 4 года назад +4

    Please stream dude. Id love to watch you play these games live. I'll even throw money at you like a dancing showgirl.

  • @nintendomusic2199
    @nintendomusic2199 4 года назад +7

    Rip Roblox video

  • @bentreble5816
    @bentreble5816 4 года назад +7

    Why u take down the roblox video ;(

  • @johannilsson7292
    @johannilsson7292 4 года назад +1

    I love all of your Hitman videos. I'd love to see more.

  • @lucakoslow5739
    @lucakoslow5739 4 года назад +1

    This video is a hydrated masterpiece