Hitman 3 gives me a reason to live
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
- Today we play Hitman 3.
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ohhh rekt
Dabbed on
Instant pin
Absolutely roasted
Badabam
it's nice to be involved in the mission thanks Jeff
Yo, its the sedative poison
Guess who’s back, back again.
Good ol Jeff
What a friend jeff is
Zannys back
“These royal family jokes aren’t going to age well. Just like Prince Phillip” Papa Peli assassinated Phillip canon
Him and Lewis Spears 😂😂😭😭
Omg yes that shut was crazy
Australians pulled an Agent 47 on Prince Philip 😂
they in fact did not age well
He also got that accident kill on the queen of England
Nothing better than hearing “Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here.” on a Holy Sunday
IKR!
I’m getting confirmed today so it makes this even better
@@p3gun937 Father is proud
Amen to that I say 🙏
I agree with this statement
They call me 007...
0 friends
0 times dehydrated
7 kids in my basement
Can't wait for you to play the new James's bond
"just 7?"
@@dylanwaterson1603 collection expanded to 19
@@Mike-hb4ks cool, you looking to trade them in? I could use an extra hand on the farm
@@_Anakin_Skywalker once they're 16 you can have them
Papa Peli uploads
Everyone: make a comment about hydration as quick as you can
sounds bout right
UHH FUCK AHHHHH WATER IS GOOD FOR YOU lol
Did U know that drinking too much water can kill u my brother said he was thirsty so I shoved a gallon of water down his throat I will let u know he may of died but at least he died in a good way being hydrated
This is way more accurate that it has any right to be
@@coconut_jpeg you just didn’t try hard enough
Can I just say that as someone who watched your videos before I ever got to play Hitman myself, I really appreciate that you don’t spoil any of the story in your play throughs.
"I can make water into wine but why would i destroy perfection" - Jesus
Dalmatians 4:13
Mmmmmmm so true
@@crimson3833what does 4:13 have anything to do with dogs
@@HerrConner627 "whoosh" right over your head
Before watching the video, I would just like to say how much I relate to the title. Throughout quarantine, there was little I had to live for. Just work and hoping for success. The Hitman trilogy really helped me out through those challenging moments of disappointment in myself and lack of self-worth. I will forever be grateful for the Hitman developers for pulling me forward until I could regain social connections and my existential purpose.
“I decide to add him as an additional primary target, as nobody belittles me while I’m at work.”
😂
“If you enjoy this video please adopt everyone in an orphanage, name them Modest Pelican, and then list them all missing in every country so everybody will hear about Modest Pelican as this really help spread the good word of my channel”
Good one
Alon you are a genius
This is class
He used this
Underrated
Pelican: these royal family jokes aren't going to age well
*Prince Philip dies shortly after*
Me: hmmMMMM 🤔
He d playing an assassin game...
HMMMMMMMMMM THIS DIDN’T AGE WELL
@CostcoH 1 year late but yes, yes I do
I just started my break at work and peli comes in clutch with the christian content. Thank papa peli
I’d kiss him but premarital relation is sinful
19:24 I like how there is literally a chest where he can put the bodies but he just drags the bodies right in front of it
Uhh am i missing something? There's only 11 minutes of the video not 19 😂
I waterboarded my grandmother to make sure she stays hydrated
Glad you're keeping the good work up. 👍
NIOCE
You're commenting this on every video
@@Goldrunner1169 atleast I comment something funny instead of wHeN mOdEst pElIcAn uPlOaDs iTs a gOod dAy
@@coochieman3178 it's not funny when you see the same fckin joke 10 times
“I rather get a zero rating than no rating.”
- Modest Pelican, March 2021
Nothing better than a wholesome family-friendly video
" It's Emma and a she's looking more suspicious than a 'clear browser history.' "
that phillip joke hits different now
Anyone in hitman: * is bald *
Everyone: "IT'S ME!"
it woulda been cool if you could use the fuse to overcharge the flash, so when you take the photo everyone is blinded, you kill the target and dip before they regain vision
I watch all this serious hitman content, and then I find this and it's jarringly carefree and different. I love it.
Poor Thiccman, he misses lulu’s dump truck
Those sick 360 no-scopes during the intro were life changing…
Yep that prince Phillip joke did not age well😂
@Izumi Culture I believe the correct first answer to Fletcher Roberts internet inquiry is 'neither did he.' Please correct me if I am wrong.
Neither had he.
Damn you beat me to it 😂
“She’s looking more suspicious than a clear browser history” 😂😂😂
Let's all be honest, this video is the gift we all needed this Sunday.
"This joke isnt going to age well, just like prince phillip." Not even a month later, the joke aged like fine wine
OMG I'm dying!!! Hahahaha
"The key to being a good photographer is to dress like a fourteen year old drama student who smokes heavily and assaults every female he works with"
“like the video if you love booties.”
aw shit he got us there.
Ah yes can’t wait for a whole video of legendary commentary
love ya mate :)
@@ModestPelican right back at ya 😏
Bro, that Prince Philip joke though!!!!! 😮😮😮😂
I infiltrated Modest Pelicans home and found this....
@Explorer 2448 This.....
@@stuff1649 what is it?
@@audreyjacobi3362 it was .....
@@dylan-jt9ew is it.........
@@gasstationnachos1925 ruined it mate 🤦🏾
Yooooo, that Prince Philip Joke did not age well. hahaha
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW ZANNY’S PFP ON THE POISON IN THE BEGINNING?
what time?
@@willfisher857 0:39
I SAW THAT TOO I WAS LIKE WAIT 💀😂
Ye him and peli are friends
The part with the dodgy prince Phillip was too funny, you gotta love Modest Pelican and H²O
“If you enjoy this video then breed a lot of weird looking pelicans and then call it modest pelican”
Excuse me
“If I enjoy the video...”
With all these cheeky sexual jokes and content how could I not
The should've added Barry Taxi as a getaway for the mission
Lmao
"Glorified dress up simulator" 😂☠️😂☠️😂
Another awesome vid, and an even greater idea! Keep up the good work!
Being Greek I fully support your selection of malaka word
This would make one hell of a news story”local Australian water dwelling bird domes the literal fucking queen”.
"Anyone can live like this, so long as they work hard, get a good education, are born into a family with immense generational wealth and wake up early." XD
Baby wake up modest pelican uploaded, get the water jug.
Glad to know he knows who zanny is, hes a great creator
Alternate title for hitman:
*Dress up and murder simulator*
Ngl I love your hitman content it makes hitman 100% more interesting w the stuff you say cracks me up lmao
I have kidnapped the head of my school and told him to change the name of the school into 'modest pelican school', as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.
"I'd rather get a zero star rating than no rating." I respect you for saying that so much Modest Pelican.
You're like the wholesome dark souls of RUclips channels.
“These royal family jokes aren’t going to age very well... just like Prince Phillip.”
*3 WEEKS LATER: PRINCE PHILLIP IS DEAD*
I mean he was right tho.
As a British man hearing these royal family jokes made me laugh in acceptance
i hate it that i love this channel so much
Agent 47 will allways be more thicker than Stealtho Marto
Yes
U mean stealho robbo
@@TheBruMan No I personally believe robbo is less thicker then marto
I ment gta character wise
I always wondered why it was called “breakfast.” This channel is so wholesome and educational, thank you Papa Peli for your wisdom and knowledge may you prosper in hydration 🙏🏼
"Like the video if you love booties"
Well, can't argue with that.
Modest pelican: legend
Thumbnails: thicc
Pranks: Christian
Hitman: thiccman
Hotel: trivago
im watching this the day big phillip died,this video aged well
nothing better than staying hydrated as the children scream for food, but they don’t get food, only water because who needs food when your hydrated sufficiently
7:50 he literally predicted his own joke aging badly, he is a genius
What a mad lad, does the whole mission perfectly, doesn’t get a rating then proceeds to kill the entire family plus workers and ends it all with axing a guard.
I drowned my baby sister because she was crying about being dehydrated, she hasn’t moved or complained in days thanks peli
Um 😐
Nice to get an upload from mr pelicano on a bad day
Funny, I’m watching this on the day Prince Phillip died.
If you enjoy this video make sure to really help spread the good word of my channel, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel!
7:58 oh yeah man, it did age well
The whole video I kept looking over at my Alexa lmao
I like how we all act Christian ironically on these videos even though most of us are actual Christians. I haven’t been to church or anything like that in years so this is basically my only form of worshiping Jesus at this point.
same
Interesting
5:45 has me weak 😂😂💀 "This"
"I'd rather get a 0 star rating than nothing" 😂🤣
One of the best things about Hitman missions is that you can always look for club recruits in them. The ones who can fight back, you invite to join you at the next meeting!
About them royal family jokes......
I joined Twitch to catch up on the BBRP story and I almost forgot about this 🤣 you are legend
Damn peli that Philip joke phil dead now
Bro right
pelican: uploads
Me: Hydration time
Just a friendly reminder to stay hydrated
Agent 47 the perfect clone, not because of his skills, but because he's always sufficiently hydrated.
“If you enjoy this video, please become a doctor and inject you patients with water to keep them hydrated”
i havent watched any other hitman 3 video to be immersed in your series so im excited
i can never tell if its thiccman or agent 47 anymore.
LMAO @ the 360 Quickscopes in the beginning.
POV: you’re early and thinking of something to comment.
Yes
nope
as a born and bred bri'ish person,i can confirm we wear sunglasses and wife beaters in our palaces.
His next title:I infiltrated a women’s undies and this happened
,,and some xannies" *precedes to show spray cans with the logo of the youtuber Zanny* this is why I love this channel ,when I saw the notification, I a drank one liter bottle just to be hydrated
Imagine not being hydrated
*this comment was made by hydrated gang*
True that
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut
Can I come up in yo crib to have some water??
Kavish Jain maybe if you got rid of your yee-yee a$$ haircut
@@lamardavisakald4438 i just visited Bob Mulét and got rid of dat yee yee ass haircut
7:55 well you were right about the royal family jokes lmao
Intro idea: hi lads and lases modest pelican here and if you enjoy the video steal a commercial sized blimp and crash it into a sports game and in court say they weren’t subscribed to modest pelican because this really helps spread the good word of the channel
Ah hello fellow communist dog
Watching this with a nice chilled glass of water. Let’s gooooo
Yeah no that prince phillip joke definitely did not age well 7:56
😂😂😂
00:38
"and some zannys"
Lmao
that prince Philip joke aged badly fast
uh oh
Really love ur content dude keep it up and ur voice is surprisingly relaxing
The prince Philip meme didn’t she well
She well
love the hitman vids bro. keep it up!
The fact that he said the prince Phillip joke wasn’t gonna age well then prince Phillip dies a month later is scary
Mate you're literal comedy gold I love your videos so much!
Ion know man, im hydrated and still not happy :(
you sir are convincing me to play this great game again in a different way love your style 😎👍