I’m I the only one that thinks Modest Pelican should go back to his roots as a Christian music channel instead of this new “Christian prank channel” rubbish
I hijacked a plane and told them I would only let them go if they hydrated themselves and subscribed to you, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.
D3mons Shadow no no no you’ve got it all wrong it’s yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah let’s let’s go murder a bunch of hookers with the boys
I’m stuck in quarantine and bored out of my brains. I stumbled across this channel by a fortunate accident, and I got to say, just about every video of yours has cracked me up.
I’ve been obsessed with your channel for the past couple days, and have been binging Hitman and Sons of Virgins. Oh, and I’ve been staying hydrated, I promise.
Modest Pelican: I need to to get high, so I stumble upon an apartment building. Me Thinking what he should've said: I need to get high, so I stumble upon a weed dispenser and, well, get high
to spread the good word of your channel, I slaughtered all nps in all games, unless they subscribed and liked your channel. I did it in an Australian accent to seduce them also
I toppled a 196 year old empire and made the people adhere to the ideology of the mighty pelican bird for their wellfare as this really helps spread the good word of the channel..
During July 4th I felt like I was about to fall over and vomit, and all I thought about was how I might miss a Modest Pelican upload. This guy is a legend
one of the daily challenges in red dead today was to pluck 2 pelicans so I went to rockstar headquarters to burn it down to spread the good word of your channel
Tips for being a sneaky step dad: Always have a fresh fish, meaty bone, violin, rubber duck for emotional support and a pistol with a used baked beans can as a suppressor (optional)
Modest pelican: let get a heck yeah in the chat Everyone: is hoping people are ok and to stay regularly hydrated. NHS: doing their very best to help everyone (they are doing a great job). Me: heck fricking yeah ( insert sunglasses landing on my face)
I’m I the only one that thinks Modest Pelican should go back to his roots as a Christian music channel instead of this new “Christian prank channel” rubbish
i've changed for the worst tbh
Modest Pelican Gaming I love them both.
@@suscinn4836 simp
@@adamleen8506 pls just stop using the word 'simp' incorrectly
Jack Howarth no u
Nobody:
Modest pelican: uploads at 5AM Australian time
What does the pelican say ??
Good thing I wake up at 4am
Thanks god its 9:30 pm over here in Germany
Maximilian 2092000 it’s 3 over here
It's 3AM at Malaysia✌️
Anyone notice how he was wearing a mask when Mario “saw his face” and then he murdered him and Luigi
Woops
@@cancerous.vanilla.cereal whoopsie
Jeremy Kreul throwing screwdrivers at people is fun
Abheesh 1870535 it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@matthewprue1010 Pitch meetings are tight!
Always love when pelican tells us what to do to help spread the good word of his channel
Are you complying tho?
Yeah are you complying?
@@robinnool9983 Yenayenayeyenayena BUT are YOU complying?
@@marko6526 of course
Smile I think the word “tells” implies too much free will
“It’s all coming together.
jUsT lIkE a GaNgBaNg”
This guy's humor is wild but I love it
“I would reference real world events here, but the last time I did that things didn’t go so well for el pelicano” 😂
He said old pelicano not el pelicano
What is he referring to
@@meinkungfu I believe it was a reference to being demonetized for talking about COVID-19...I could be wrong
@@meinkungfu it's later in da vid
@@myvicky1983 it was sarcasm 😐😂
I hijacked a plane and told them I would only let them go if they hydrated themselves and subscribed to you, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.
Did you just so happen to do it in 2001?
@@counterfeit1148 damn thats fucked up 😂😂 but atleast they went out hydrated as hell
thanks mate this helps me out a lot
Josh Oberholzer Didn’t he make this joke himself in one of his videos, you’re just repeating it
@@ModestPelican I would have liked that comment but it's got 69 likes, so I just cannot like it.
no one:
Literally no one:
Modest Peli: Brings ninja stars and explosive duck
Nice pfp
Bf5 is being chut down R.I.P
Pro strats bro, it’s probably cause of 5G
Haven’t seen enough Thiccman recently👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Tuph Peli he shoved a fucking granade up my ass
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Modest Pelican: The only cure is crime.
"It's all coming together just like a gangbang"
4:14
I know wtf
@nabil he knows that he knows wtf
"I don't want to kill 2 of gaming's biggest icons"
*Kills them anyway*
Imagine having the honor of being 47’s tailor
If you would be then we would call you [REDACTED].
@@RU_HKR 😐
Just dont make a mistake...
Honestly it would suck you know he's gonna dump the clothes off in the dirt to wear something he took off of a corpse
@@LeonKennedy06but you would be getting paid a lot so doesn’t matter
I love how he starts a sentence by saying something normal but ends with some absolutely random and insane sh*t😂
He’s really funny
"these glasses are for epic gamers and sex offenders, and im both"- hydrated pelican 2020
Im an attack helicopter
FB I nice
@FBI I have a feeling I’m in a lot of trouble
@@gunnut4383 welll.. I can't deny.. FBI OPEN THE FUCK UP
K9 globe cheru meme?
Papa peli, one of the few RUclipsrs that makes me laugh out loud XD
Oh heck yeah 8:41
Papa Peli will now dominate 4 markets
RUclips Gaming
Pelican Appreciation
Keeping people hydrated and fantasy novels
I’ll like yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah. Yeah
Stay hydrated boys
D3mons Shadow no no no you’ve got it all wrong it’s yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah let’s let’s go murder a bunch of hookers with the boys
Hello modest pelican gaming,lads and lasses here
Yuh
WAIT no hot women in the thumbnail?!?!?!
damn this quarantine must be messing with mr.pelican/moist man's head :,(
Det Mads thicc man will do
You mean papa peli
This shows how much modest Pelican has destroyed ur brains
@@YondrBreach excuse me
@@YondrBreach imagine not realising that we’re having a laugh
7:48 pure curiosity, fear, realization, and embracing it kicks in his tone, I love it.
1:55in and I’m already dying of laughter, best channel on YT
“Its all coming together like a gangbang” -modest pelican 2020 4:14
Best joke at the mouth
Pelican*
It's now 2021 😳
@@jeromedrain7190 2022 😳
@@lhd4278 your comment is in hard contention to also be the best
"Please rename Covid 19 as ModestPelicanVirus as this really helps spread the good word of my channel,"
That would be the opposite of "good word", bud. Lol
Luis Valdez how?
@@stayhydrated3495 You don't want your brand to be associated with a pandemic. Murder and terrorism is fine tho.
@@simplyluis6548 atleast the name of this educational Christian music channel would be "spread" around the world
Hi King
hi mate
@@stayhydrated3495 🙂
T5 how are you verified?
Hot -_- Sauce hi mate
I’m stuck in quarantine and bored out of my brains. I stumbled across this channel by a fortunate accident, and I got to say, just about every video of yours has cracked me up.
At this point I would recommend giving up and finding happiness through narcotics. Lmaooo I laughed so hard at that😂😂😂
When it says "No views" Im drinking that water for Pelican!
What does the pelican say??
so early got that under 361 club
@@Markyman-vw6zx like or views?
@@Markyman-vw6zx both are above 361, stfu pelicano hater
What up you bloody legends hope your doing well and staying safe. And as always Don’t forget to keep staying hydrated
A heart let’s go
Agree
My brother forgot to drink water so i drowned him in the pool. Hope he learned his lesson, can't have a brother that doesn't stay hydrated
I hope its a joke
@@rookie8084 you’re not the smartest banana
@@rookie8084 no he actually drowned him, it's in the news. he then ate his hydrated body
@@radumirceabunica7492 oh yeah i remember
“It’s all coming together, just like a gang bang”
-modest pelican 2020
You literally just copied another person's comment Mate
your channel is why i got hitman 2
I’ve been obsessed with your channel for the past couple days, and have been binging Hitman and Sons of Virgins. Oh, and I’ve been staying hydrated, I promise.
The power of the sunglasses
Now that you all stay in home, you must keep in mind you have to hydrate regularly.
"There really are only two kinds of people who can pull this outfit, sex offenders and epic big d gamers and I'm both. 2× xp
Hi Speedwagon
Honestly the maps in this game are beautiful
Watching this man grow is such an amazing experience since i’ve been here since the beggining
ok
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When’s more gta but love you’re vids m8
more GTA always coming soon mate!
@@ModestPelican hi papa pelli
Modest Pelican Gaming U just made my day
M9
Modest Pelican Gaming hey
Modest Pelican: I need to to get high, so I stumble upon an apartment building.
Me Thinking what he should've said:
I need to get high, so I stumble upon a weed dispenser and, well, get high
This is the best comedy.
0:34 bro didnt have to do franklin dirty like that
6:41 had me dead lagging 🤣
I’ve never clicked on a video so fast in my entire life till this one
You probably say this in every video
You probably say this in every video
You probably say this in every video
You probably say this in every video
You probably say this in every video
I like your funny words magic man
1:24 lmaoo it looks like the NPC is uncomfortable after what you said 🤣
“and im both” had me crying 😹😹😹
I like how the first 40 seconds he’s just slapping people with fish
Breaking news: Man commits mass homicide with a fish
For all the gf jokes he tells I genuinely don’t know if he has one or not
He does
He does. And shes cute as hell lol
@Agent Penguin what did who say? About what?
He does
"My spirits may have just broken.." and probably your body too...at 6:41
The hitman series is pure gold
"I saw a man blame 5g as the reason he went to prison, probably the 7 homicide charges" 👌🤣 the 5g made him do it.
Remember lads stay hydrated 💦
Me: Cricket noises
Modest at 5am his time: “Fish slime notices”
Modest plz ❤️
U best thx lu. U
Modest plz heart
wtf
Wtf lol
Wow so funnie and random please heart me for no reason
I am rewatching all of Peli’s old videos, and if you put the speed to 1.25x he sounds normal
I love your hitman videos
I haven't laughed like this for a while, you just earned a sub👍
Why does Pelican's "meeting" sound like "mating"
Craig is "mating" with brother Akram to get the poison
i dropped a bomb on an orphanage named “MODEST PELICAN” in the good word of your channel
Is it the name of the bomb or orphanage?
Wolf043 Name of the bomb
@@Deleted-su8bt Good
We can rename covid 19 to modest_pelican_gaming then get it and go to each house in the world that would REALLY spread the word of the channel
Bruh imagine having a consistent upload schedule
This post was made by modest pelican gaming
Boom roasted
Yooo Andy Samberg over here
"Remember: no Japanese"
14S💀😭
The dude that was fishing, not only could he not swim, he was able to die almost instantly before he could even drown
"Mario had seen my face" says the man completely covered by a white sheet and a scream mask
How come whenever I'm watching modest pelican videos I always get "single women in your area" ads?
to spread the good word of your channel, I slaughtered all nps in all games, unless they subscribed and liked your channel. I did it in an Australian accent to seduce them also
You should learn Arabic to spread hydration in the dry Arabic world.
U mean Venezuelan kids
There is no thicc thumbnail 😾
This comedy is on point
I couldn’t care less about the Hitman games. But I watch every single video this dude throws out ‘cause he’s writing comedy gold every time.
That woman 0:33 felt pleased that her life was spared.
"In a Simi panic I quick scope her with my fist for no reason" 😂😂
I wish these vids were longer
My life goals stay hydrated eliminate all premarital handholding and to spread the good word of modest pelicans channel
modest pelican deserves an Oscar
I toppled a 196 year old empire and made the people adhere to the ideology of the mighty pelican bird for their wellfare as this really helps spread the good word of the channel..
During July 4th I felt like I was about to fall over and vomit, and all I thought about was how I might miss a Modest Pelican upload. This guy is a legend
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
one of the daily challenges in red dead today was to pluck 2 pelicans so I went to rockstar headquarters to burn it down to spread the good word of your channel
RIP Mario 1983-2020 RIP Luigi 1983-2020
youtube: how much do you want to be demonitized
Modest pelican: yes
That ninja star toss from the top of the building is the best thing I've seen all day 😂
You've fulfilled your destiny of being a fantasy romantic fiction writer. You should be proud
Oh god I love you accent and hilarious jokes ,I really enjoy your real life applocable and friendly content
This is my favorite out of all the ones you do the hitman series is killa 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭
Making your bed increases the chances of getting bed bugs
Quickscoping with a fist is the new Gentleman's handkiss.
1:59 has me dying😂
Modest Pelican: *sees someone with a yellow skeleton head above them*
Mercy was never an option.
Bro, you seriously deserve so much more recognition, you are hilarious😂
Tips for being a sneaky step dad: Always have a fresh fish, meaty bone, violin, rubber duck for emotional support and a pistol with a used baked beans can as a suppressor (optional)
7:24 "-But he unfortunately saw my face" *Is actually wearing a scream like mask and a hoodie*
This is the best video from MPG to date!!
I love how he speaks so casually in his gameplays
ive missed these hitman videos
the x factor line killed me
You have mastered the art of talking bullshit
I love it
you're 1 of 4 youtube channels whos videos i like before i even watch them
Imagine how fun this would be in real life
Modest pelican: let get a heck yeah in the chat Everyone: is hoping people are ok and to stay regularly hydrated. NHS: doing their very best to help everyone (they are doing a great job). Me: heck fricking yeah ( insert sunglasses landing on my face)
never watched modest pelican before and i lost my shit when the intro featured him just walking around and slapping people into tomorrow with a fish