My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!
“The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“ I guide my life on such wisdom Bless you Papa Peli!
Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves. Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.
As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican
Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger
I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector
Start your next video like this: If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course. Stay hydrated, kings.
Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle. Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧
The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧
Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.
Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli
@@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire
This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.
Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)
u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!
When you start a video: “Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”
This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel
I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks
you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go
Do pelicans eat everything? Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game Be like Pelicans
Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican
Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us." everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳 lmao edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO
@@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration
Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist. Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel. In percentage that’s about 87% of racists. I’m proud of to be a member of this community
5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.
I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way
It's terrible that you end up poisoning Jimmy Page who was probably just on a wine tasting vacation in Argentina at 3:24 What a sad day for rock n roll.
My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!
Scrolling through the comment section I couldn’t help but to agree with you more, my mother cannot get enough
my dad would wholeheartedly agree
My grandma also approves of this as well!
What a great pelican, making sure no-one gets de-hydrated. I wish I could be like him.
@@themajesticpelican Same he's a legend among birds
“But it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us” - modest pelican
Based as hell.
“The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“
I guide my life on such wisdom
Bless you Papa Peli!
This was amazing Lord Pelican!!!
I love watching your videos while staying sufficiently hydrated at all times.
you're a real one James
I love you james
i love you James
I love you james
I love all of you as well for with the power of hydration we can't lose
Missed you modest. Hope you're hydrated...love your videos😎
love ya mate!
@@ModestPelican papa pelii
he will be missed, cant believe he died in a water related explosion..
@@ModestPelican leaving ur reply at 69 likes
Why do people say hope ur hydrated to him does he have a diseade
"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase..." *skips to next scene*
Alright then, keep your secrets
I think it was the invitation card😂
Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves.
Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.
wow where are you from, it sounds like paradise
@@HaveanOreshnik With all this nectar, it sure is paradise
@@ashwinbhat what country are you from friend
@@HaveanOreshnik I'm from India my friend
@@ashwinbhat ahh love to India from Russia, amazing nation, love your music, film industry and nature, river you say sounds beautiful
As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican
I had to unlike the video when I got to that part
Same
W
@@Cevah agreed got to keep it at 69k you know
as a racist i got bored reading ur comment
Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger
I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector
some of them even add juicy KO-drops to the hydration 😋😋😋
7:55 God am I glad he said “into gambling”
nearly got it twisted
Start your next video like this:
If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
That's smart
Good one
I love this hydrated and supportive comment section
I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course.
Stay hydrated, kings.
Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle.
Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧
The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧
Your hands down the funniest guy on RUclips hahahahahaha, so glad I found your channel
“You might be wondering what’s in the briefcase…”
Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.
@@justsomeguywithouthair7528 I am always up for a genteel meeting my good fellow.
dog, this ain't really "extreme dark humor"
This guy could make any game fun with his commentary
Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli
As a British person, I can only praise your honorable work.
So el chapo was British? You know I wanna see your cartel fight against the Russian Mob Brotherhood it will be bloody and we will probably win
Haha, at least some of the 60 million dead are our politicians in parliament lmao
@@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire
“We’ve been paid to kill them all.” Zooms in on lifeguard 😂
Damn, only modest pelican can accidentally poison the wrong person twice but make it look like a movie
This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.
The day always gets better when this dodgy malacca uploads a video to the tube.
I like the way you deal with your frustrations when you want to be a real stealthy hitman.
Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)
so glad we are back with more hitman. Got the game a few days ago and had a blast. Thought of ur content and gameplay the entire time
u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu
i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!
Man you should be doing standups you are hilarious 😂
When you start a video:
“Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”
1.3 million people watched this video and only 87k aren’t racist
Now its 1.5 million and 110k aren't racist
@@ZackSabbath11-lg6xenow it’s 1.9million and 111k aren’t racist
This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel
Your hitman videos are the source of my happiness
Its so incredible how many alternatives for "I stabbed him in the neck" you can find!
Always a great day when the great and almighty hydrated Modest Pelican uploads
I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks
I needed a laugh today and with this video I got it. Going to drink some water after this to celebrate. Thanks Modest Pelican
Same. Thank you very much Modest Pelican.
This is great. The humor is so saterical yet deadpan. Wonderful.
You know it's a good day when modest pelican uploads a hitman video ♥️🤗
The best youtuber ever and people should be afraid to get in a argument with you because you come up with the funniest sentences ever
you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go
Seeing this on my Birthday makes me smile
Do pelicans eat everything?
Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game
Be like Pelicans
can confirm
2:24 - the manipulation is savage. well played.
Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican
"Women are getting %70 of a man's hat."
PRICELESS
Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us."
everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳
lmao
edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO
this is one of the best channels i have ever watched
People in England are never hydrated, so you did them a favor.
We do drink tea you know
@@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration
@@williamgardner940 Ya
Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist.
Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes
Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel.
In percentage that’s about 87% of racists.
I’m proud of to be a member of this community
More Hitman, please.
Which hitman is this
It’s summer now, stay hydrated.
I’m assuming 1,112,166 people are racist bc there’s 1,193,166 views and 81k likes
This is my favorite RUclipsr! He's just so Modest.
That alpha NPC comment had me in stitches 😂
I found ur channel couples days ago and I love you already❤️🙈
👍🏻👍🏻To another Hitman video. You made me start playing the Hitman series and I love it. Thanks
Dude has the funniest videos and best community
Watching this video again makes me want to go swimming so my whole body stays hydrated.
I’m happy to know that I’m not the only person who does experiments on homeless people. #Blessed
My goodness your humour is on point. Never stop making videos .
Finally another hit man video I love these
Man I love this deadpan humor.
you just got a new subscriber :) you're hilarious man.
Forget the game play, the comedic value is worth the time alone.
Modest pelican: the man who changes video titles as much as Agent 47 changes clothes
5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.
Your jokes are so on point. Lolol. Well played.
yay more hitman videos. thx for the reminder, im now sufficiently hydrated.
He better be hydrated he taught me to always stay hydrated not a second when I'm not !
another hydrated W from Modest Pelican
Ahh my favorite Christian channel, where else can you find such wholesome content.
The hitman 3 is my favourite npc killing game to watch from your channel!
lmao i dont have that much fun playing this game than watching you with a commentary xD
I fking love ur videos lol 😂 I’m glad ur back don’t ever fking stop modest
I think I am the only African subscriber and believe me...I always stay hydrated.
A pelican just spoke to me and gave me Gods beautiful nectar and told me to stay hydrated everyone should to
Love the intro it's hard to believe that so many people tripped and *clears throat* DIED.
Oh peli father of all hitman.
*P.S:* keep hydrated
-As always your favourite water guy
7:54. My favorite line
Hello modest pelican just wanted to say you’re the best man in the world because you remind me that I need to stay hydrated at home p
"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase"
Refuses to elaborate.
Leaves.
Watching this as I clean my swimming pool filled with sweet sweet water.
Please more more 😂😂😂 I love you video bro keep it up 🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤
I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way
I agree what kind of twisted rich person has a unicorn for a ornament
😂
Come for the hydration jokes, but stay for the scenic train shots.
“There’s a balding man smashing noodles”
Finally back to the good stuff
It's terrible that you end up poisoning Jimmy Page who was probably just on a wine tasting vacation in Argentina at 3:24 What a sad day for rock n roll.
Bro isn’t scared do be cancelled he’s a legend
"Guard your life son, you have a calling!"
1:49 Cupid was the Roman form, the Greek one, Eros was always depicted to be 16-20
Its the commentary for me🤪🤪… SUBSCRIBED!!! 🥰
honey wake up there's a new modest pelican vid up
Bro, my body must've felt this new upload and woken me up.
1 minute 8 seconds in...I had to pause. I can't stop laughing! I fear i may died. Ripping everyone new ones with gusto 🤣😂😂
The unicorn joke is priceless hahahhha
Great video Modest Pelican! I too drink a lot of water and am FULLY hydrated! Now please let my family go
Modest: you might be wondering why this resort is so quite?
Me: WELL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT IS!
00:01