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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 2 года назад +2430

    My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!

    • @sageagnew1956
      @sageagnew1956 2 года назад +189

      Scrolling through the comment section I couldn’t help but to agree with you more, my mother cannot get enough

    • @nosleep404.
      @nosleep404. 2 года назад +80

      my dad would wholeheartedly agree

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 2 года назад +66

      My grandma also approves of this as well!

    • @themajesticpelican
      @themajesticpelican 2 года назад +37

      What a great pelican, making sure no-one gets de-hydrated. I wish I could be like him.

    • @ducky8343
      @ducky8343 2 года назад +12

      @@themajesticpelican Same he's a legend among birds

  • @jameswilliamson7830
    @jameswilliamson7830 2 года назад +187

    “But it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us” - modest pelican

  • @HetfieldJames90
    @HetfieldJames90 2 года назад +34

    “The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“
    I guide my life on such wisdom
    Bless you Papa Peli!

  • @jamesnhatcher6522
    @jamesnhatcher6522 2 года назад +182

    This was amazing Lord Pelican!!!
    I love watching your videos while staying sufficiently hydrated at all times.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 года назад +42

      you're a real one James

    • @sidsucks0
      @sidsucks0 2 года назад

      I love you james

    • @therealhara
      @therealhara 2 года назад

      i love you James

    • @XFinity.
      @XFinity. 2 года назад

      I love you james

    • @jamesnhatcher6522
      @jamesnhatcher6522 2 года назад +1

      I love all of you as well for with the power of hydration we can't lose

  • @APatrick22
    @APatrick22 2 года назад +1053

    Missed you modest. Hope you're hydrated...love your videos😎

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 года назад +258

      love ya mate!

    • @XabzintheNBAGuru
      @XabzintheNBAGuru 2 года назад +22

      @@ModestPelican papa pelii

    • @Slice0fcoffee
      @Slice0fcoffee 2 года назад +9

      he will be missed, cant believe he died in a water related explosion..

    • @ejo354
      @ejo354 2 года назад +4

      @@ModestPelican leaving ur reply at 69 likes

    • @speedybasket5205
      @speedybasket5205 2 года назад +1

      Why do people say hope ur hydrated to him does he have a diseade

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 2 года назад +102

    "You might be wondering what's in the briefcase..." *skips to next scene*
    Alright then, keep your secrets

    • @ace_gamer12
      @ace_gamer12 2 года назад +4

      I think it was the invitation card😂

  • @ashwinbhat
    @ashwinbhat 2 года назад +1148

    Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves.
    Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад +8

      wow where are you from, it sounds like paradise

    • @ashwinbhat
      @ashwinbhat 2 года назад +11

      @@HaveanOreshnik With all this nectar, it sure is paradise

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад +2

      @@ashwinbhat what country are you from friend

    • @ashwinbhat
      @ashwinbhat 2 года назад +2

      @@HaveanOreshnik I'm from India my friend

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад +4

      @@ashwinbhat ahh love to India from Russia, amazing nation, love your music, film industry and nature, river you say sounds beautiful

  • @THEedcbb3
    @THEedcbb3 2 года назад +262

    As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican

    • @Cevah
      @Cevah 2 года назад +36

      I had to unlike the video when I got to that part

    • @random_dude1859
      @random_dude1859 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @speedybasket5205
      @speedybasket5205 2 года назад +1

      W

    • @dld33w34
      @dld33w34 2 года назад

      @@Cevah agreed got to keep it at 69k you know

    • @madhunter6420
      @madhunter6420 2 года назад +5

      as a racist i got bored reading ur comment

  • @sageagnew1956
    @sageagnew1956 2 года назад +162

    Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад

      I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector

    • @dasende9265
      @dasende9265 2 года назад +4

      some of them even add juicy KO-drops to the hydration 😋😋😋

  • @ArthurMorgan110
    @ArthurMorgan110 2 года назад +33

    7:55 God am I glad he said “into gambling”

  • @colespeck3089
    @colespeck3089 2 года назад +445

    Start your next video like this:
    If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.

    • @carll.2855
      @carll.2855 2 года назад +14

      That's smart

    • @a.j108
      @a.j108 2 года назад

      Good one

    • @BekSilliE
      @BekSilliE 10 месяцев назад

      I love this hydrated and supportive comment section

  • @Enoonb
    @Enoonb 2 года назад +21

    I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course.
    Stay hydrated, kings.

  • @Aces4756
    @Aces4756 2 года назад +8

    Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle.
    Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧

  • @carlw1533
    @carlw1533 2 года назад +4

    The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧

  • @Freekkyyyy
    @Freekkyyyy 2 года назад +36

    Your hands down the funniest guy on RUclips hahahahahaha, so glad I found your channel

  • @chargytheproducer
    @chargytheproducer 2 года назад +3

    “You might be wondering what’s in the briefcase…”

  • @Tyler_Solomon
    @Tyler_Solomon Год назад +33

    Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.

    • @Tyler_Solomon
      @Tyler_Solomon Год назад

      @@justsomeguywithouthair7528 I am always up for a genteel meeting my good fellow.

    • @cheesepuff65
      @cheesepuff65 8 месяцев назад

      dog, this ain't really "extreme dark humor"

  • @stijnderksen1837
    @stijnderksen1837 2 года назад +9

    This guy could make any game fun with his commentary

  • @bimbum115
    @bimbum115 2 года назад +9

    Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli

  • @elchapo6788
    @elchapo6788 2 года назад +3

    As a British person, I can only praise your honorable work.

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад

      So el chapo was British? You know I wanna see your cartel fight against the Russian Mob Brotherhood it will be bloody and we will probably win

    • @williamgardner940
      @williamgardner940 2 года назад +2

      Haha, at least some of the 60 million dead are our politicians in parliament lmao

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад

      @@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire

  • @thatguy6523
    @thatguy6523 2 года назад +18

    “We’ve been paid to kill them all.” Zooms in on lifeguard 😂

  • @thepurplebunny3286
    @thepurplebunny3286 2 года назад +6

    Damn, only modest pelican can accidentally poison the wrong person twice but make it look like a movie

  • @CincoSt.
    @CincoSt. 2 года назад +34

    This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.

  • @LIMITLESS.420
    @LIMITLESS.420 2 года назад +1

    The day always gets better when this dodgy malacca uploads a video to the tube.

  • @youxkio
    @youxkio 2 года назад +3

    I like the way you deal with your frustrations when you want to be a real stealthy hitman.

  • @siriushauserVT
    @siriushauserVT 2 года назад +13

    Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)

  • @DeltaTripleZero0ne
    @DeltaTripleZero0ne 2 года назад +7

    so glad we are back with more hitman. Got the game a few days ago and had a blast. Thought of ur content and gameplay the entire time

  • @mani_9113
    @mani_9113 2 года назад +1

    u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu
    i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!

  • @noursigh1471
    @noursigh1471 2 года назад +3

    Man you should be doing standups you are hilarious 😂

  • @maybe7811
    @maybe7811 2 года назад +1

    When you start a video:
    “Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”

  • @MacoPlayz
    @MacoPlayz 2 года назад +9

    1.3 million people watched this video and only 87k aren’t racist

    • @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe
      @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe 5 месяцев назад +2

      Now its 1.5 million and 110k aren't racist

    • @roryharris2806
      @roryharris2806 Месяц назад

      ⁠@@ZackSabbath11-lg6xenow it’s 1.9million and 111k aren’t racist

  • @MiLLz_.
    @MiLLz_. 2 года назад +2

    This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel

  • @Lanicatt
    @Lanicatt 2 года назад +3

    Your hitman videos are the source of my happiness

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 2 года назад +2

    Its so incredible how many alternatives for "I stabbed him in the neck" you can find!

  • @Fluster
    @Fluster 2 года назад +3

    Always a great day when the great and almighty hydrated Modest Pelican uploads

  • @cameronschwarz3950
    @cameronschwarz3950 2 года назад +1

    I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks

  • @goncalo_mendes00
    @goncalo_mendes00 2 года назад +5

    I needed a laugh today and with this video I got it. Going to drink some water after this to celebrate. Thanks Modest Pelican

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 2 года назад

      Same. Thank you very much Modest Pelican.

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 Год назад

    This is great. The humor is so saterical yet deadpan. Wonderful.

  • @whatthehek5990
    @whatthehek5990 2 года назад +3

    You know it's a good day when modest pelican uploads a hitman video ♥️🤗

  • @PRDtravis
    @PRDtravis Год назад

    The best youtuber ever and people should be afraid to get in a argument with you because you come up with the funniest sentences ever

  • @SprainedPhil2116
    @SprainedPhil2116 2 года назад +3

    you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go

  • @mythichydrated
    @mythichydrated 2 года назад +1

    Seeing this on my Birthday makes me smile

  • @aaryannaik641
    @aaryannaik641 2 года назад +5

    Do pelicans eat everything?
    Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game
    Be like Pelicans

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 2 года назад

    2:24 - the manipulation is savage. well played.

  • @notglyphz
    @notglyphz 2 года назад +3

    Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican

  • @badconnection4383
    @badconnection4383 2 года назад +2

    "Women are getting %70 of a man's hat."
    PRICELESS

  • @nrgao
    @nrgao 2 года назад +7

    Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us."
    everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳
    lmao
    edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO

  • @CaptainFishVR
    @CaptainFishVR 2 года назад +1

    this is one of the best channels i have ever watched

  • @TheNerdyKoopa
    @TheNerdyKoopa 2 года назад +7

    People in England are never hydrated, so you did them a favor.

    • @williamgardner940
      @williamgardner940 2 года назад +1

      We do drink tea you know

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад

      @@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration

    • @GoldKingsMan
      @GoldKingsMan 2 года назад

      @@williamgardner940 Ya

  • @thefrenchtransit3236
    @thefrenchtransit3236 2 года назад +1

    Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist.
    Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes
    Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel.
    In percentage that’s about 87% of racists.
    I’m proud of to be a member of this community

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 2 года назад +3

    More Hitman, please.

  • @JesperBooperDooper
    @JesperBooperDooper 2 года назад +1

    It’s summer now, stay hydrated.

  • @Yusuf_Sc
    @Yusuf_Sc 2 года назад +4

    I’m assuming 1,112,166 people are racist bc there’s 1,193,166 views and 81k likes

  • @Bluefield9000
    @Bluefield9000 2 года назад

    This is my favorite RUclipsr! He's just so Modest.

  • @zakapolidis
    @zakapolidis Год назад +1

    That alpha NPC comment had me in stitches 😂

  • @tajcahill8300
    @tajcahill8300 2 года назад +1

    I found ur channel couples days ago and I love you already❤️🙈

  • @lucasvanos
    @lucasvanos 2 года назад

    👍🏻👍🏻To another Hitman video. You made me start playing the Hitman series and I love it. Thanks

  • @aidanblake1602
    @aidanblake1602 Год назад

    Dude has the funniest videos and best community

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 6 месяцев назад

    Watching this video again makes me want to go swimming so my whole body stays hydrated.

  • @togway
    @togway 2 года назад +2

    I’m happy to know that I’m not the only person who does experiments on homeless people. #Blessed

  • @ivanstrydom8417
    @ivanstrydom8417 Год назад

    My goodness your humour is on point. Never stop making videos .

  • @elite_ghost666
    @elite_ghost666 2 года назад

    Finally another hit man video I love these

  • @BigMuff75
    @BigMuff75 Год назад

    Man I love this deadpan humor.

  • @Aoekin
    @Aoekin 2 года назад +1

    you just got a new subscriber :) you're hilarious man.

  • @alanbittle812
    @alanbittle812 2 года назад

    Forget the game play, the comedic value is worth the time alone.

  • @towerbunga
    @towerbunga 2 года назад +1

    Modest pelican: the man who changes video titles as much as Agent 47 changes clothes

  • @Zach-cp2oh
    @Zach-cp2oh 2 года назад

    5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.

  • @Elidrys
    @Elidrys 2 года назад

    Your jokes are so on point. Lolol. Well played.

  • @gangstagranny940
    @gangstagranny940 2 года назад

    yay more hitman videos. thx for the reminder, im now sufficiently hydrated.

  • @The_Irish_Dutch_VanderLinde
    @The_Irish_Dutch_VanderLinde 2 года назад

    He better be hydrated he taught me to always stay hydrated not a second when I'm not !

  • @mon-mi7bf
    @mon-mi7bf 2 года назад

    another hydrated W from Modest Pelican

  • @Systematiclol
    @Systematiclol 2 года назад

    Ahh my favorite Christian channel, where else can you find such wholesome content.

  • @kyltti9807
    @kyltti9807 2 года назад

    The hitman 3 is my favourite npc killing game to watch from your channel!

  • @machr01
    @machr01 2 года назад +1

    lmao i dont have that much fun playing this game than watching you with a commentary xD

  • @droshairynuts3736
    @droshairynuts3736 2 года назад +1

    I fking love ur videos lol 😂 I’m glad ur back don’t ever fking stop modest

  • @lockeagamemnon6847
    @lockeagamemnon6847 2 года назад +1

    I think I am the only African subscriber and believe me...I always stay hydrated.

  • @papichulo1345
    @papichulo1345 2 года назад

    A pelican just spoke to me and gave me Gods beautiful nectar and told me to stay hydrated everyone should to

  • @heinrichvonsolms1097
    @heinrichvonsolms1097 2 года назад

    Love the intro it's hard to believe that so many people tripped and *clears throat* DIED.

  • @Grouchygrumpenstein
    @Grouchygrumpenstein Год назад

    Oh peli father of all hitman.
    *P.S:* keep hydrated
    -As always your favourite water guy

  • @plushpuppets1716
    @plushpuppets1716 2 года назад +1

    7:54. My favorite line

  • @The-incidentall
    @The-incidentall 2 года назад

    Hello modest pelican just wanted to say you’re the best man in the world because you remind me that I need to stay hydrated at home p

  • @Aro9313
    @Aro9313 11 месяцев назад

    "You might be wondering what's in the briefcase"
    Refuses to elaborate.
    Leaves.

  • @The_Archi-Tech
    @The_Archi-Tech 2 года назад

    Watching this as I clean my swimming pool filled with sweet sweet water.

  • @Senseismoke777
    @Senseismoke777 2 года назад

    Please more more 😂😂😂 I love you video bro keep it up 🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤

  • @jaydynrigby8853
    @jaydynrigby8853 2 года назад

    I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way

  • @Dimension137
    @Dimension137 Год назад +1

    I agree what kind of twisted rich person has a unicorn for a ornament
    😂

  • @flingnerd
    @flingnerd 2 года назад

    Come for the hydration jokes, but stay for the scenic train shots.

  • @StudMacher78
    @StudMacher78 2 года назад +1

    “There’s a balding man smashing noodles”

  • @christopherrosenberg7459
    @christopherrosenberg7459 2 года назад

    Finally back to the good stuff

  • @bmvhusky
    @bmvhusky 2 года назад +1

    It's terrible that you end up poisoning Jimmy Page who was probably just on a wine tasting vacation in Argentina at 3:24 What a sad day for rock n roll.

  • @m4xim.z3rbe
    @m4xim.z3rbe 2 года назад

    Bro isn’t scared do be cancelled he’s a legend

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 6 месяцев назад

    "Guard your life son, you have a calling!"

  • @catsunethe2nd121
    @catsunethe2nd121 Год назад +1

    1:49 Cupid was the Roman form, the Greek one, Eros was always depicted to be 16-20

  • @CancanQuinn
    @CancanQuinn 2 года назад

    Its the commentary for me🤪🤪… SUBSCRIBED!!! 🥰

  • @coreypark3244
    @coreypark3244 2 года назад

    honey wake up there's a new modest pelican vid up

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 года назад

    Bro, my body must've felt this new upload and woken me up.

  • @billyfunt61
    @billyfunt61 2 года назад

    1 minute 8 seconds in...I had to pause. I can't stop laughing! I fear i may died. Ripping everyone new ones with gusto 🤣😂😂

  • @ArnaudMuller
    @ArnaudMuller 2 года назад

    The unicorn joke is priceless hahahhha

  • @papagritty432
    @papagritty432 2 года назад

    Great video Modest Pelican! I too drink a lot of water and am FULLY hydrated! Now please let my family go

  • @AI_PoweredMusic
    @AI_PoweredMusic 2 года назад

    Modest: you might be wondering why this resort is so quite?
    Me: WELL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT IS!
    00:01