At 5:14 is there is a slightly strange cut, this was just to remove some copyright claimed music :D Like everyone else in the perceived universe I have a patreon, if you like you can join my team: www.patreon.com/upisnotjump
UpIsNotJump 0:35 that reminds me of the time when I played Gorn for too long and started trying to swing my arms back and forth, wondering why I couldn’t walk.
Played this game at my brother's house. Trying sticking my head through a hole in the game that was on the floor. Rammed my head into the floor. My entire family was there.
I was at my cusin once and He had a diffrent kind of headset meant for the phone (and needed some other stuff) but while i was playing thier dog thought it was a good idea to snif my groin but his nose hit my groin and i Got shocked while my family and my cusin’s family watched all We all laughed
Forced Creativity: The animatronic shark for Jaws sank into the sea, so Spielberg was forced to rely on suspense and character interaction, making a masterpiece.
@@defrozendonut8715 Fun fact, during the barrel scene it slammed into the boat hard enough to crack the hull causing the boat to start taking on water, someone I think Spielberg said "save the cast" to which one of the crew yelled back from the sinking boat "sod the cast save the sound equipment"
*Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.*
“You were trying to cross the border, same as us, and that thief over there.” “D*** you stormclokes, Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!” “Shut up back there” “What’s wrong with him huh?” “Watch you tounge, you’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloke, the true high king!” “Ulfric? The yarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion, but if they’ve captured you, oh gods, where are they taking us?!?” “I don’t know, but Sovengarde awaits.” “No, this can’t be happening, this isn’t happening!” “What village are you from, horse thief?” “Why do you care?” “A nord’s last thoughts, should be of home.” “Rorikstead, I- I’m from Rorikstead.” “General Tullias sir, the henchmen are waiting!” “Good, let’s get this over with.” “Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.” “Look at him, General Tullias, the military governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him, D*** elves, I bet they had something to do with this! This is Helgen, I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.”
Ronan Higgz haha, yeah. (Me playing budget cuts): you need to locate a caffeinated beverage? Well soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Throws knife and misses) um... I said soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Misses again) ok. Die! (Misses yet again) god dammit.
I was playing Job simulator in VR for the first time. After a 10 minute play session I genuinely tried to set my controller down on a countertop that only existed in the game. Wow.
@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA I have to have a fucking camera that either dislocates my arms (only when I try to go to the ground) or I can ha e that in return for the same... but to the sky.
I love how your videos are always like 15mins or so but with your great pace it feels like no time is wasted or stretched out unlike a lot of gaming channels that are cynical af.
you're right about being really immersed in VR. I tried resting my arms on the desk in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. I'm sure my boyfriend just looked at me in shame
Eeeehhhh.... The thing with some of bethesda's stuff is it's creative... But not explained. Let's say Skyrim combat. Shoot, stab, or spell. Simple right? Well, you can adapt your spells to enemy types, you could bash an enemy with a shield to get in a power attack, if you're far away enough you have to account for arrow drop, and it the enemy is moving you have to account for move time. The skill is there, but it doesn't have enough effect on the game to be worth doing. If they made the mechanics they included to make it better have more effect it would be better, however I also appreciate the laxness of it as if gives you more choice of what to do. It's the same with their quests in Skyrim (I'm using Skyrim as an example as it's relatively new and I know a lot about it.) The quests are good, but they need a bit more complexity. The games themselves aren't that bad, just need some improvements here and there.
When I played Budget Cuts, I was trying to kill a robot so bad, and yet I had not gotten to the knives part. So, I kept throwing a book at them, until I had hit the robot just right (in the nards) and caused it to collapse, and then I carried it until it had awoken, and it was scared of me. Best game, 10/10.
When I stole the floppy disk from the vault and got surrounded by androids, I maybe panicked a little and while frantically stabbing them I punched right through the Rift's guardian and hit a cupboard with full force, bruising my knuckles. Apart from that I really enjoy that game.
Sure, because what could possibly be creepier than having a naked mannequin standing in the corner of your room? Maybe a naked mannequin that's missing half of its leg?
It really is immersive, especially the finale, where you hide in a vent on your knees and all of a sudden you see his hands trying to grab you... Man, I backed up so hard^^ One of the best VR games :D Its just so well optimized for VR :D
The robots you murder look like a mix of the robots from Portal and the Plumbots (not the Simbots) from Sims 3, set in a location that looks like Aperture Science meets The Stanley Parable.
He won't respond to my comments, but I'm 100% positive he did these animated movie reviews that were around in like 2002ish. I loved them so much. Masterpiece Movie Reviews. Idk that many people knew about them and I'm going to be super surprised if they weren't voiced by him, but they were fucking HILARIOUS. I was only like 13 or 14 back when I watched them too haha. EDIT: spelling mistake
Yeah, I caught that in one of his vids. Science teacher, my favorite kind. He is well educated but still has a very good sense of comedic timing and humor. A rare find.
Is it really that rare? I feel like the smarter a person is the more subtle his humor is. But hey people be people, amirite? edit: If the latter part was a bit cringey that was the point. Hope, i didn't exaggerate too much lol. Have a nice day! :)
My favorite parts: 0:57 "I said one photocopy, not two!!" 6:18 "oh no" 7:27 "Oh shit, uhhhhhhh" *stab and song continues* 8:15 I SAID YOUR KNEES ARE ABOUT TO SNAP OFF!!!!!!! 6:58 for god sake, I DID IT AGAIN!!!-
i cant stop laughing at these "absolute nightmare" videos. i find it hard to believe that you are a teacher. the most amusing thing that i remember from my teachers is when my teacher said "don't let me take your phone because i lost my last Iphone down the toilet"
I'll be honest - I have no idea how you don't already have 1,000,000+ subscribers. Seriously, your content is always high-quality and your reviews are both hilarious and informative to watch. RUclips needs to feature one of your videos or something.
Your content deserves so many more subscribers. The cut aways and editing add so much genuine humor to your videos and for the time it must take you to do it I have to say really pays off. Honestly one of the funniest people doing game reviews on RUclips. In my opinion.
I have gotten it. The experience has been very nice so far. I would definitely recommend it. The only constraint I have is my play space but other then that it's been great.
Once I hit one of the security robots in both arms only for it to stuble towards me, blame me for making it unable to do its job, and then it killed itself. 10/10, absolutely terrifying.
Love your videos man, I watch them all the time, keep up the good work! PS: I tried to run Skyrim on my brand new cheesecake and it didnt work, what kind of cheesecake were you using in that video?
What a goddamn time capsule of a video, seeing him amazed by mechanics that are staple nowadays (teleport, interaction with enviroment, immersive inventory) is so weird yet interesting.
Gotta love that he makes the joke "Tune in next week when I release Skyrim VR is a Nightmare but I just try again and see what happens." And literally ended up actually doing this by remastering it and that's just some next level humor. YOU'VE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SOUGHT TO DESTROY.
I know you don't do technical support, but my Skyrim copy won't work on my cat. Do i need a new cat, or is the functionality not fully developed for his kind?
Try to connect it via usb to your pc, you can find the port in the back. (Be careful on most modells there might be an electrical charge that leads the arm to be moved, so scratches might happen) Once done the two leds in the front should light up green if everythings updated and stare at you and you will for a moment see the infinity of the universe, before snapping back.
the point of the straps on the wii was for the sweaty handed loose grip people who throw controllers into expensive tv's with the vive you have a good chance of just hitting a wall. but the vive has rubber grip and if you have a decent hold on it like a normal non anemic human its not going anywhere.
yes you do. Thats a very important feature in vr games. What you dont see is your real walls. But you see the borders of your playarea. Which you have defined -ideally - inside your walls.
Because they're a sort of insurance against the chance of accidentally letting go of the controller. Trust me, even the strongest people misstep and let go of a controller from time to time
The wii controller straps were very important. Because those remotes were carved of solid nintendium, a material which is by far more durable than walls, TVs, and many other things, and were also designed _just so_ so that they could slip from one's hands at high speed and go flying towards and often _into_ the aforementioned items.
I recently replayed Portal 2. I was making it through the puzzles fairly quickly despite forgetting them all, but one part stumped me in the underground section. The level was familiar but I couldn’t see the way to progress for the life of me. Then these words played back in my head, clearer and louder than any sound coming from my headset or the outside world... “THAT ISN’T “PUZZLE” DESIGN,THAT’S “FUCKING-LOOK-IN-EVERY-CORNER-‘TIL-YOU-SPOT-IT” DESIGN!” Thanks for helping me beat Portal 2, dude!
That cat is probably the best part of these. Also, that bit from 9:57-10:06 kinda makes me wonder how long it will be before we get an UpIsNotJump soundboard.
what makes it a tad bit funnier is the fact he's wrong, the arrow in the diagram he showed points up the aorta, which carries blood to the body, not the lungs.
ok so there's an actual person named barbara broccoli and she was one of the producers of this game and also 8 bond movies apparently. (am i a normal person?)
I hope for her sake that it's pronounced "Bruh-CO-lee" and she doesn't have to go through her entire life saddled with the name of a rejected VeggieTales character.
One of my favorite VR games from one of my favorite RUclipsrs? Hell to the yes. I'd be elated if he were to try H3VR, that's definitely my very favorite VR game.
H3VR is one of the few games I never regretted in VR. Plus the dev is awesome. I find it both funny and depressing that the game is described by the media as a mass shooter training simulation when the game is specifically about the recreational side of shooting, with your victims being clay pots and sausage-bots...
The “This is Skyrim” part was cut out and the video got copyright claimed for the Superman theme. :( Also I'd rate this a 9.9 out of 10 because it doesn't have Oculus Quest support and I don't have a good enough PC to use the Rift S. Edit: I just wanted to put some clarification on what I meant by "Quest support." For something to have Quest support, for me at least, it must be on the Quest section of the Oculus store. Using Oculus Link to have access to Steam VR and the Rift S section of the store doesn't count. also upisnotjump review budget cuts 2 pls
The movement is actually fine, at least for me. But when I went to get the golden claw from Bleak Falls Barrow, I stopped at that unmarked bandit tower along the way. Walking along the wooden side path with no railing along the outside of the tower, I looked off the edge. God damn, that was so unsettling.
Hmm... Maybe we can fix this with *proper punctuation.* I'll have you know that IO split from (They're slaving publishers at Square Enix!) where they made the first Hitman 2, and now they're making their own! That should make sense now!😉
@@KickyFut No. You fucked up and didn't fix it. Try reading it back to yourself. Here's a tip: Any sentence with brackets in should still make perfect sense when read back without the brackets. Yours does not. Your sentence does not make sense.
I like your comments on forced creativity. I'm a musician and love putting constraints on my music projects. Like putting a 3 minute song length limit in a genre (doom metal to be specific) that is usually known for being excessively long, often over 10 minutes per song. Seems counter-intuitive and limiting, but I felt like a whole new world of creative possibilities opened up for me in many ways. Wrote some good songs that way. Recommend the forced creativity thing.
As someone who played the demo of Budget Cuts VR when it came out, and has been waiting 2 years to play it, I love the way the game works, but also agree with all of your complaints (OH GOD MY KNEES) and the fact that the Admin Bots are horrifying. Great video!
For me the thing that i found maybe a little too convincing about budget cuts was the fact the sometimes when you stab the robots they fall over but for a little while they keep trying and failing to get up which feels maybe a little too real
At 5:14 is there is a slightly strange cut, this was just to remove some copyright claimed music :D
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UpIsNotJump I love your Machinima but I really love these new VR videos, keep it up man! They make me laugh.
UpIsNotJump you act like a FUCKING psycho
UpIsNotJump 0:35 that reminds me of the time when I played Gorn for too long and started trying to swing my arms back and forth, wondering why I couldn’t walk.
Don't think my name appeared in the credits :( Sad.
You realise your cat is going to become famous? .... eventually he could even be making the videos and using you for cutscenes.
One time I was playing Beat Saber and I tried to scratch my leg with the lightsaber.
Even if it worked I don’t think ur gunna wanna do that XD
Sigyn Honey I cut my leg off
Oh not a again!
i've been playing beat saber for over a year everyday and sometimes I'm still scared that I'll slice my throat with the sabers if I swing to much
oof
Im gonna do this
“Budget Cuts VR is a Nightmare”
*proceeds to talk about how great Budget Cuts is and about how there’s two Hitman 2 games*
sir do you see the amount of likes you have
@@quip2900 ehem acoootly it iz 198
Yeah I was also a bit confused as well
It’s NIGHTMAREishly good
budget cuts is the 2019 version of TWD vr game
Played this game at my brother's house. Trying sticking my head through a hole in the game that was on the floor. Rammed my head into the floor.
My entire family was there.
ah, floors, everyone’s worst enemy in VR
And walls
And any furniture just out side your play zone
Oh wow, I laughed really hard at this.
I was at my cusin once and He had a diffrent kind of headset meant for the phone (and needed some other stuff) but while i was playing thier dog thought it was a good idea to snif my groin but his nose hit my groin and i Got shocked while my family and my cusin’s family watched all
We all laughed
Forced Creativity: The animatronic shark for Jaws sank into the sea, so Spielberg was forced to rely on suspense and character interaction, making a masterpiece.
Poor Bruce
man i would’ve been so pissed
Correction it didn’t sink it would just refuse to work at any moment
@@defrozendonut8715 Fun fact, during the barrel scene it slammed into the boat hard enough to crack the hull causing the boat to start taking on water, someone I think Spielberg said "save the cast" to which one of the crew yelled back from the sinking boat "sod the cast save the sound equipment"
You put the bucket on your head. You close your eyes. You hear somebody say:"Hey you, you're finally awake"
Fuck
I was waiting for that to happen.
Todd you did it again you absolute mad lad
ah shit.
*Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.*
So I should get VIVE or..?
Life of Boris Both Vive and Oculus are fantastic! Just don't get any of the cheap vr hmds, I wouldn't even recommend psvr.
Life of Boris Yes
Boris please get vr
Da, forget about oculus
fukc yes
I'm concerned about the number of mannequin parts you seem to have.
Michael Kappel just don’t worry about it
Those are not mannequin parts...
Shhhh....
Isnt he like a science teacher? Maybe he uses them for his class.
@@sikwhiskey9746 is he actually a science teacher?
Matt: *makes a video*
Mannequins: “my time has come”
It’s like Tourist Trap worth of mannequins
you, sir, are an absolute madman
SztywnyPatyk indeed he is xD
I believe the term is madlad
SztywnyPatyk looks at profile picture "no u"
the fact he think his cat is a khajiit...yes, he is madman that should be in asylum.
Little Sunflower I think he's joking about the kajiit thing "duh"
7:10
"It starts to make you feel a little Hitman-Tooie"
Ah yes, Hitman-Tooie, still my favorite stealth action platformer game ever
Guh-huh
don't r/wooosh me for this but like.. hitman 2-y is what he said
@@rinhiyo r/whoosh
@@Vessel767 r/ihavereddit
@@rinhiyo r/ihaveyoutube
My first UpIsNotJump video. Got me hooked on the "this is why" series. Fantastic work, mate
Briar Cockrell my first UpIsNotJump video too
My first was the skyrim vr video
Same
Same, fellow gamer. Also 50th like.
Briar Cockrell same man this was my first
"I SAID ONE PHOTOCOPY NOT TWO!" *LOUD CLANK*
"THE HORROR!"
4:23
“Hey you, you’re finally awake.”
Lol
Hilarious
“You were trying to cross the border, same as us, and that thief over there.” “D*** you stormclokes, Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!” “Shut up back there” “What’s wrong with him huh?” “Watch you tounge, you’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloke, the true high king!” “Ulfric? The yarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion, but if they’ve captured you, oh gods, where are they taking us?!?” “I don’t know, but Sovengarde awaits.” “No, this can’t be happening, this isn’t happening!” “What village are you from, horse thief?” “Why do you care?” “A nord’s last thoughts, should be of home.” “Rorikstead, I- I’m from Rorikstead.” “General Tullias sir, the henchmen are waiting!” “Good, let’s get this over with.” “Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.” “Look at him, General Tullias, the military governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him, D*** elves, I bet they had something to do with this! This is Helgen, I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.”
Why did I do that lol
Budget Cuts: "How did you miss? He was 3 feet in front of you!" The game.
Obscure Mulan references for the win
Jacob Norris *High Five*
Naw that's definitely Xcom
Jack Ryan Oh no, I just thought of an XCOM where you actually had to aim. That would be... kind of fun actually.
Ronan Higgz haha, yeah.
(Me playing budget cuts): you need to locate a caffeinated beverage? Well soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Throws knife and misses) um... I said soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Misses again) ok. Die! (Misses yet again) god dammit.
I was playing Job simulator in VR for the first time. After a 10 minute play session I genuinely tried to set my controller down on a countertop that only existed in the game. Wow.
you get to play vr while i only have the headset without the motion controllers
um, ok. You... you go do that.
@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA I have to have a fucking camera that either dislocates my arms (only when I try to go to the ground) or I can ha e that in return for the same... but to the sky.
@@melux3079 Weather update i now have some games for vr, + the controllers
@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA nice, what games?
I love how your videos are always like 15mins or so but with your great pace it feels like no time is wasted or stretched out unlike a lot of gaming channels that are cynical af.
ur name is cool
@@CARVEDSPINES wut
*I SAID YOUR KNEES ARE ABOUT TO SNAP OFF*
:-P^_^
Banzai lol
*sawing intensifies *
*_YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?!_*
*I SAID YOUR KNEES ARE ABOUT TO GET SHOT OFF BY A ANTI TANK ROUND*
you're right about being really immersed in VR. I tried resting my arms on the desk in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. I'm sure my boyfriend just looked at me in shame
That is an amazing game
I've done that so many times in KTaNE
one time on half life 2 vr i tried hitting a metrocop with my pistol bc i didnt have time to reload and i panicked
0:24
As a VR player I can confirm that this is EXTREMELY accurate.
I'm not even kidding. I actually do this after long sessions.
"all is forgiven Human!"
That describes every one of my cats so accurately XD
True
iconic
12:35 this is literally Bethesda’s approach to everything they do
Ea
Bismark 2:25
No its not lol
12:28
Eeeehhhh.... The thing with some of bethesda's stuff is it's creative... But not explained. Let's say Skyrim combat. Shoot, stab, or spell. Simple right? Well, you can adapt your spells to enemy types, you could bash an enemy with a shield to get in a power attack, if you're far away enough you have to account for arrow drop, and it the enemy is moving you have to account for move time. The skill is there, but it doesn't have enough effect on the game to be worth doing. If they made the mechanics they included to make it better have more effect it would be better, however I also appreciate the laxness of it as if gives you more choice of what to do. It's the same with their quests in Skyrim (I'm using Skyrim as an example as it's relatively new and I know a lot about it.) The quests are good, but they need a bit more complexity. The games themselves aren't that bad, just need some improvements here and there.
When I played Budget Cuts, I was trying to kill a robot so bad, and yet I had not gotten to the knives part. So, I kept throwing a book at them, until I had hit the robot just right (in the nards) and caused it to collapse, and then I carried it until it had awoken, and it was scared of me. Best game, 10/10.
4:53 He jokes about doing it but then what do you know he actually does it
You spent so much time on Hitman 2, that the RUclips thinks this is a Hitman 2 video.
For some reason, he put it as a Hitman 2 video. You have to manually type what game you're playing when you upload a gaming video.
@@chriscoughs5774 As far as I know, it can be both. If you don't specify a name, the youtube algorithm will try to figure it out.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VID FOR SO LONG YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE HAS POSTED ONE OF THESE VIDS
yeah but it's F**** 12am or... 00:04 so it's in the midle of the night!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Ah, human you need help from khajit?” But, cid you don’t have any thumbs “ a low blow human”
Isnt his Cat Adorable
My fav part is 6:47
Nice
Yui Hirasawa because khajit are a race In Skyrim that give you a sneak bonus
KHAJIT MASTER OF STEALTH
When I stole the floppy disk from the vault and got surrounded by androids, I maybe panicked a little and while frantically stabbing them I punched right through the Rift's guardian and hit a cupboard with full force, bruising my knuckles.
Apart from that I really enjoy that game.
Build the manaquin and put it in the corner for your videos
shadowdragon this is a good idea
Won't it be missing one leg cause you sawed it off?
Even better!
Sure, because what could possibly be creepier than having a naked mannequin standing in the corner of your room?
Maybe a naked mannequin that's missing half of its leg?
He could dress it up for every video.
Kajit really adds to the video :D
I love Khajiit
Kajit sounds like Puss in boots.
M'aiq likes what he sees.
William Beavers puss in boots sounds like khajit
I bet the nest vid he upload is when humanity ends
The video starts at 0:00 by the way.
Just wanted to let you know.
Killer Watchdog thank you! I was having such a problem
Killer Watchdog no shit
@@redsharkeverything5147r/woooosh
everything fucking idiot
red shark everything r/whooooosh
It really is immersive, especially the finale, where you hide in a vent on your knees and all of a sudden you see his hands trying to grab you...
Man, I backed up so hard^^
One of the best VR games :D
Its just so well optimized for VR :D
Same, I was having a fun little robot guard murder romp until the last level changed the game into Cower and Shake Simulator 2023
I got the games ultimate version on quest 2, i knew what was coming and i still got scared
The robots you murder look like a mix of the robots from Portal and the Plumbots (not the Simbots) from Sims 3, set in a location that looks like Aperture Science meets The Stanley Parable.
The....perfect game :'^)
Come to think of it, The Stanley Parable could be quite fun to play in VR
Ah, at least now we know why all of Stanley's co-workers are missing.
They remind me more of the ones from Nier: Automata.
The building reminds me of mirrors edge
Dude, you could be a comedy writer or stand up. Most entertaining game reviews ever.
He won't respond to my comments, but I'm 100% positive he did these animated movie reviews that were around in like 2002ish. I loved them so much. Masterpiece Movie Reviews. Idk that many people knew about them and I'm going to be super surprised if they weren't voiced by him, but they were fucking HILARIOUS. I was only like 13 or 14 back when I watched them too haha.
EDIT: spelling mistake
But he a teacher
Yeah, I caught that in one of his vids. Science teacher, my favorite kind. He is well educated but still has a very good sense of comedic timing and humor. A rare find.
Is it really that rare? I feel like the smarter a person is the more subtle his humor is. But hey people be people, amirite?
edit: If the latter part was a bit cringey that was the point. Hope, i didn't exaggerate too much lol. Have a nice day! :)
Good comedy takes timing and his editing is part of his timing. He works very hard on his craft, unlike many of the rabble that try to make it on YT.
My favorite parts:
0:57 "I said one photocopy, not two!!"
6:18 "oh no"
7:27 "Oh shit, uhhhhhhh" *stab and song continues*
8:15 I SAID YOUR KNEES ARE ABOUT TO SNAP OFF!!!!!!!
6:58 for god sake, I DID IT AGAIN!!!-
So half of the video
What about 9:46
0:08
dont forget the "Ive got you know" moment
"What if I release Skyrim VR is a nightmare but I just try again and see what happens?"
HHMmmm
HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM
Ironic
10:02 "How do I show that they are my neighbors? Oh l know: the woman gets a mustache" 😁
100000% Neighbor
*Too much sense*
Yeah
That'sthejoke
@@rainabove1945
yes
heknowsthat
@@hunterpete2002 yeah
Butwhyretellit
i cant stop laughing at these "absolute nightmare" videos. i find it hard to believe that you are a teacher. the most amusing thing that i remember from my teachers is when my teacher said "don't let me take your phone because i lost my last Iphone down the toilet"
@@DESARD12 as far as I know yeah
@@DESARD12
Yeah either a history teacher or science. His students found his skyrim video
He’s a science teacher. I think.
Didn't he say that he graduated as a chemistry teacher in one of his vids?
@@wu1ming9shi yeah
Your cat is a real treat for your videos. 10/10 wold meow again
ya
W U L D !
"BUT LET'S NOT GET POLITICAL *MARGERY*"
That's one of the best moments of this channel, why was no one talking about it?
AAARG
I heard margarine
I'll be honest - I have no idea how you don't already have 1,000,000+ subscribers. Seriously, your content is always high-quality and your reviews are both hilarious and informative to watch. RUclips needs to feature one of your videos or something.
Because there is a million game channels that act the same out there. They all just sort of blend together after a while.
Yes bro! When I watched a video of his for the first time, I was like whoah, this channel is a gem.
Your content deserves so many more subscribers. The cut aways and editing add so much genuine humor to your videos and for the time it must take you to do it I have to say really pays off. Honestly one of the funniest people doing game reviews on RUclips. In my opinion.
You wont believe it
7:30 Me everytime I try to kill some other robot with throwing scissors
That was oddly specific.
Upisnotjump: Said the office job was his wasted youth
Also upisnotjump: THIS WALKTHROUGH TOOK MONTHS OF MY LIFE
*Scissor gets on tape without cutting*
OH FOR F&$#’S SAKE
Oh ? You've seen the 3 first seconds of the video ? Me too :D
This should be called “hitman 2 is a nightmare not the new one the old one”
You sir are one of the funniest dudes ive ever seen
Colton Anderson i have almost messed my new tshirt cause of him.with heart map joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:11 me when i hear adam from the final level talking
"OH, FUCK"
That robot scared the shit out of me man. I tell you those footsteps are louder than a fucking plane crashing.
In the first season of scream the tv series, the killer used that creepy daisy song adam sings and it scared me on like a deep level
Honestly, I herd his talking and loud footsteps, I pissed myself. Really, I pissed my pants.
I finally ordered a pc and vive. I'm so happy now.
I have gotten it. The experience has been very nice so far. I would definitely recommend it. The only constraint I have is my play space but other then that it's been great.
Adolf Shitler I’m getting an oculus
Must have cost an arm, a leg, a knee and an elbow.
Rich kid
@@CST1992 I got a rift for 300$. yeah it's kind of expensive but so are consoles
Kajjiit is much funnier than human...
thebunnyrules I write his lines though *X files music plays*
*found the cat*
thebunnyrules only funny thing about this dude is his pants I thought my hot topic pants where tight this guy must shop a jc penny or some shit
Sorry, Damian, not usually into checking out other men's pants. I'll take your word for it!
UpUsNotJump, Do not try to fool this one, human! It is obvious that Khajiit wrote your lines!
Superhot VR! DO THAT!
Once I hit one of the security robots in both arms only for it to stuble towards me, blame me for making it unable to do its job, and then it killed itself. 10/10, absolutely terrifying.
Kajit has no need for knees
Khajiit
Cuz hes the bees knees even though he has no need for knees.
Love your videos man, I watch them all the time, keep up the good work!
PS: I tried to run Skyrim on my brand new cheesecake and it didnt work, what kind of cheesecake were you using in that video?
To not be in Communist Russia my leader
Ah there's your problem. He was using jello. A cheesecake doesn't have enough processing power to handle Skyrim.
CrimsonHellkite666 In his Skyrim vr video he was using a cheesecake :)
I needed this.
It is my sustenance.
These have to be some of the BEST Videos on YT Right now. :3
Chibifox Gaming could not agree more.
Indeed! 1000x to the speed of light AGREED!
Chibifox Gaming naa,Magma Musan uploads better videos
What a goddamn time capsule of a video, seeing him amazed by mechanics that are staple nowadays (teleport, interaction with enviroment, immersive inventory) is so weird yet interesting.
Pro tip when sneaking
Pause the game
Stand up and look around.
Go back to crouching
Unpause the game
Come on man, that's cheating
@@nacho1718 That's why it's great!
It takes the immersion out but at least it makes it easy to peak
There is no pause
Collin K. Hold down x and a at the same time.
You can put buckets on your head in rec room
3:00 This is the game developer equivalent of reusing plastic plates.
Ya mean paper plates
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Gotta love that he makes the joke "Tune in next week when I release Skyrim VR is a Nightmare but I just try again and see what happens." And literally ended up actually doing this by remastering it and that's just some next level humor. YOU'VE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SOUGHT TO DESTROY.
I know you don't do technical support, but my Skyrim copy won't work on my cat. Do i need a new cat, or is the functionality not fully developed for his kind?
Frenzied Ferret When was the the last time you updated your cat ?
Raptor Jésus he came updated. I don't think there've been any software updates since.
Try resetting it
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Try to connect it via usb to your pc, you can find the port in the back.
(Be careful on most modells there might be an electrical charge that leads the arm to be moved, so scratches might happen)
Once done the two leds in the front should light up green if everythings updated and stare at you and you will for a moment see the infinity of the universe, before snapping back.
Why do people not put on the controller straps, They make more sense on these than the wii.
the point of the straps on the wii was for the sweaty handed loose grip people who throw controllers into expensive tv's
with the vive you have a good chance of just hitting a wall.
but the vive has rubber grip and if you have a decent hold on it like a normal non anemic human its not going anywhere.
@@darkshadowsx5949 but you also don't see yer fockin hands
yes you do. Thats a very important feature in vr games. What you dont see is your real walls. But you see the borders of your playarea. Which you have defined -ideally - inside your walls.
Because they're a sort of insurance against the chance of accidentally letting go of the controller. Trust me, even the strongest people misstep and let go of a controller from time to time
The wii controller straps were very important. Because those remotes were carved of solid nintendium, a material which is by far more durable than walls, TVs, and many other things, and were also designed _just so_ so that they could slip from one's hands at high speed and go flying towards and often _into_ the aforementioned items.
I recently replayed Portal 2. I was making it through the puzzles fairly quickly despite forgetting them all, but one part stumped me in the underground section. The level was familiar but I couldn’t see the way to progress for the life of me. Then these words played back in my head, clearer and louder than any sound coming from my headset or the outside world...
“THAT ISN’T “PUZZLE” DESIGN,THAT’S “FUCKING-LOOK-IN-EVERY-CORNER-‘TIL-YOU-SPOT-IT” DESIGN!”
Thanks for helping me beat Portal 2, dude!
0:35 *flashbacks to the time i tried to lean on a table in vr and absolutely annihilated my arm falling over*
I love the neighbours house part at 9:50 it is really like me
I got an ad right when it cut to neighbor's house and the ad was for Dick's sporting goods
Me: *reads title*
Also me: well, were going to need to make some, *BUDGET CUTS.*
Hehehehehe
That cat is probably the best part of these.
Also, that bit from 9:57-10:06 kinda makes me wonder how long it will be before we get an UpIsNotJump soundboard.
“No wonder I’m scared, it’s mr five-knifes for a face, except now they got handguns too”
Can you stamp the walls? If so you could probably mark the areas you've been through and identify them by making symbols on the walls with the stamp
You can and thats a great idea
@@weeishere27 I’ll try that when I get the game then. Thank you
“Hitman 2 this one, not that one, except for a few levels is the perfect stealth game(insert screaming, gun noises and superman theme)
What's in the box? Was expecting fluffy kitty. 0/10 video
I too was expecting a cat to pop up and grab his hand.
6:07 it"s Peabody, y'know, the one that's taller than Atlas
I want a vr game where you beat people with various foods and when you win the round you become obese
to find the lungs go trought the left ventrical
that one make me laught,how many game are like that
what makes it a tad bit funnier is the fact he's wrong, the arrow in the diagram he showed points up the aorta, which carries blood to the body, not the lungs.
ok so there's an actual person named barbara broccoli and she was one of the producers of this game and also 8 bond movies apparently. (am i a normal person?)
I hope for her sake that it's pronounced "Bruh-CO-lee" and she doesn't have to go through her entire life saddled with the name of a rejected VeggieTales character.
that robot noise at 04:09 is reallly close to the emmi sound from metroid dread, ain't it?
One of my favorite VR games from one of my favorite RUclipsrs? Hell to the yes. I'd be elated if he were to try H3VR, that's definitely my very favorite VR game.
H3VR is one of the few games I never regretted in VR. Plus the dev is awesome.
I find it both funny and depressing that the game is described by the media as a mass shooter training simulation when the game is specifically about the recreational side of shooting, with your victims being clay pots and sausage-bots...
Can we just have a whole video about your cat? My cat is an absolute nightmare - this is why.
Shiny Breloom Absolutely yes.
The “This is Skyrim” part was cut out and the video got copyright claimed for the Superman theme. :(
Also I'd rate this a 9.9 out of 10 because it doesn't have Oculus Quest support and I don't have a good enough PC to use the Rift S.
Edit: I just wanted to put some clarification on what I meant by "Quest support." For something to have Quest support, for me at least, it must be on the Quest section of the Oculus store. Using Oculus Link to have access to Steam VR and the Rift S section of the store doesn't count.
also upisnotjump review budget cuts 2 pls
I'm pretty sure a quest edition is coming
@@sambyrne3344 It's avalilable on the Oculus Store, it just only works on the Rift S for some reason. (so far)
This game does work on quest if you have it on steam vr at least. I played through the game on my quest.
"Skipping forward for copyright reasons" on a song that is itself a copyright dodge of a Bond theme made me chuckle.
One thing you forgot to mention in Skyrim VR.....
heights. Oh my god, looking off a ledge is so stomach churning in VR
The movement is actually fine, at least for me. But when I went to get the golden claw from Bleak Falls Barrow, I stopped at that unmarked bandit tower along the way. Walking along the wooden side path with no railing along the outside of the tower, I looked off the edge. God damn, that was so unsettling.
That clock on the wall...
Lacking beans
*oh god why*
6:47 I love this cat
4:53 well, he finally did it
That credits song is wonderful in every way except for those vowels.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAADGET CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTS"
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadget caaaaaaaaaaaaaahtssssaas
I mean...
Can't be seen if there's no one left to see you...
Do a subnautica vr is a nigtmare
Oh god I got so nauseous after 2 hours that I was biting back vomit over my garbage
I clicked on this video expecting how budget cuts when buying a vr and PC for it is a nightmare, but then realized he was just talking about a game
lol
8:15 NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!
I SAWED THIS LEG IS HALF!
Joey T Even better!
Can someone please make that a gif?
ALOTTA DAAAMAGE
I'll have you know that IO split from they're slaving publishers at square enix where they made the first hitman 2 and now they're making they're own
Poppa Time from “they are” slaving publishers? Huh
Hmm... Maybe we can fix this with *proper punctuation.*
I'll have you know that IO split from (They're slaving publishers at Square Enix!) where they made the first Hitman 2, and now they're making their own!
That should make sense now!😉
@@KickyFut No. You fucked up and didn't fix it. Try reading it back to yourself. Here's a tip: Any sentence with brackets in should still make perfect sense when read back without the brackets. Yours does not. Your sentence does not make sense.
0:30 I was high-pitched laughing for about 1 minute straight
I like your comments on forced creativity. I'm a musician and love putting constraints on my music projects. Like putting a 3 minute song length limit in a genre (doom metal to be specific) that is usually known for being excessively long, often over 10 minutes per song. Seems counter-intuitive and limiting, but I felt like a whole new world of creative possibilities opened up for me in many ways. Wrote some good songs that way. Recommend the forced creativity thing.
As someone who played the demo of Budget Cuts VR when it came out, and has been waiting 2 years to play it, I love the way the game works, but also agree with all of your complaints (OH GOD MY KNEES) and the fact that the Admin Bots are horrifying. Great video!
I loved how he pulled out a CGP book at 6:22.
11/10,
loved the cat
With the phone call at the start as you picked up I got a discord call lol
I spent like 5 minutes laughing at him pulling out the mannequin parts. I'm gonna go watch more of his vids.
This is the first one of ur videos ive seen and god danm i love sarcastic humor! U earned a sub
For me the thing that i found maybe a little too convincing about budget cuts was the fact the sometimes when you stab the robots they fall over but for a little while they keep trying and failing to get up which feels maybe a little too real
I guess we're just gonna ignore that 2000's Hitman 2 has *SILENT ASSASSIN* to it's title. So it's not just "Hitman 2" it's "Hitman 2: Silent Assassin"