Minecraft VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  4 года назад +2051

    Thank you for watching!!
    If you enjoy these video please consider subscribing to my patreon for extra behind the scenes videos! patreon.com/UpIsNotJump
    The amazing Hercules portion was animated by twitter.com/johnnygoransson

  • @wessebeTavito
    @wessebeTavito 4 года назад +5704

    "It is Halloween" he says, but he probably recorded that clip 3 weeks ago.

    • @dupeken
      @dupeken 4 года назад +151

      No, he wrote the script, recorded it, edited it in just few hours. That's how it works... What was the point of your fucking comment?

    • @llamagenocide7428
      @llamagenocide7428 4 года назад +309

      What was the point of your swearing.

    • @TuberoseKisser
      @TuberoseKisser 4 года назад +173

      @@dupeken you're comment is just as pointless as ops ngl.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 года назад +27

      @@llamagenocide7428 to make the joke more authentic. What was the point of your questioning

    • @Lanbob
      @Lanbob 4 года назад +60

      @@dupeken are you saying this entire video was planned,written, shot, and edited in a few hours INCLUDING the voice over?

  • @usernametaken4023
    @usernametaken4023 4 года назад +1920

    This dude sat at a dinner table with 3 people wearing a VR headset just to punch a cup for about 2 seconds of this video. This is true dedication. Props to you man.

    • @Tasteful_Milk
      @Tasteful_Milk 4 года назад +5

      I think it’s a green screen

    • @TheMan-lp7xj
      @TheMan-lp7xj 4 года назад +49

      @@Tasteful_Milk naw they are looking at him and when he smacks the cup they look over at it so I think it’s real

    • @thetokutickler
      @thetokutickler 4 года назад +72

      There are so many blink and you miss it jokes where you realize he's in full costume and invented a handful of props for it.

    • @wolvves4293
      @wolvves4293 4 года назад +35

      He also had 3 actual buckets of milk.

    • @mr.azizsshitposts
      @mr.azizsshitposts 4 года назад +2

      Thanks monokuma

  • @thoughtcheese7310
    @thoughtcheese7310 4 года назад +1635

    “Minecraft is actually a terrifying game”
    [Smiles in cave noises]

    • @yourladbrennen3130
      @yourladbrennen3130 4 года назад +3

      fun fact you can turn them off with the ambience slider.
      just in case any of you didn't know that.

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 4 года назад +6

      @@yourladbrennen3130 if you’re a baby

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 4 года назад +4

      @@RealityRogue I was just about able to deal with some of the random cave noises.
      Once I went into the nether, I had to turn them all off. I had no problems with the original ambient sounds, but some of the new ones they've added made me think I was literally going insane. Fuck that. I don't need that in a video game I play to relax.

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 4 года назад +4

      @@phenomanII I mean, why are you going into hell to relax? haha

    • @RedFriendGuy
      @RedFriendGuy 4 года назад +3

      @@yourladbrennen3130 not in bedrock ):

  • @lolcatsravenight
    @lolcatsravenight 4 года назад +863

    Considering the cake becomes the size of half a block so it's literally a meter by a meter by half a meter I'd say three full buckets of milk actually about does it justice.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +11

      Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise
      of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel?
      May i?

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox 3 года назад +35

      1 by 1 by 1/2, seems about right. But only 3 bundles of wheat, 2 small piles of sugar, and a single egg?

    • @WhispTheFox
      @WhispTheFox 3 года назад +40

      @@Lavender_Fox Yeah, this mix of ingredients really creates a terrible pound cake, which is why you can walk on cakes in MC

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 3 года назад +15

      @@Lavender_Fox Not to mention that it's literally terrible at feeding you. What do I mean by that? Well, it may have multiple slices you can eat, but it does not fill your saturation bar. I won't get into the specifics of how minecraft's hunger mechanic works, that would make this comment longer than the Titanic movie.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад +10

      Yes, but the buckets are capable of storing slightly under a whole cubic meter of liquid.

  • @hamburgersandwich4273
    @hamburgersandwich4273 4 года назад +3652

    He has graced us with his presence once again

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 4 года назад +1570

    The minecraft soundtrack always, without fail, triggers an existential crisis and crippling depression. Seems to only happen to me, how fun.

    • @drabacusPlays
      @drabacusPlays 4 года назад +58

      There's probably a mod for that

    • @vuks-fj7fl
      @vuks-fj7fl 4 года назад +42

      Ye plus it doesnt help that its at 440hz and the melody is melancholic

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 4 года назад +4

      same

    • @stormsoda635
      @stormsoda635 4 года назад +8

      guess what, i dont play minecraft w sound. u not alone bud

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 4 года назад +5

      I embraced it & listen to c418 almost everyday 😂👌

  • @whatabuga9910
    @whatabuga9910 4 года назад +8860

    “I was traveling across the world killing everything in sight like an American colonist.” Says the British man. Love the videos

    • @romannumeralvii4285
      @romannumeralvii4285 4 года назад +408

      Thought the exact same thing, but could be said about any modern country at this point lmao

    • @lucyx3008
      @lucyx3008 4 года назад +325

      Ok to be fair Britain is now a washed-up ex-colonizer, the student has absolutely surpassed the master
      Fuckin sucks but there it is

    • @BennyFNV
      @BennyFNV 4 года назад +267

      I love how after saying american colonist he goes on to describe british colonists word for word.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +175

      "I learned it from watching you, okay!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 4 года назад +42

      @@lucyx3008 Err, pretty sure being a better colonialist isn't something to be envious of

  • @qwerty9118
    @qwerty9118 4 года назад +709

    "Ah, a neon-green-haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression. *Finally, someone I can trust.*"
    Welcome to the modding community, friend.

    • @craftynest3435
      @craftynest3435 3 года назад +49

      It always seems to be the Furries

    • @Golden_Pig64
      @Golden_Pig64 3 года назад +35

      Rimworld is even more extreme, almost 90% of quality modders either have an anime or furry pfp

    • @untitledswed1661
      @untitledswed1661 3 года назад +6

      I fell like i now You from... EBL

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 3 года назад +16

      @@Golden_Pig64
      And that's excluding all the people who work on the... "spicy" mods.

    • @Golden_Pig64
      @Golden_Pig64 3 года назад +27

      @@YetAnotherInv honestly it seems that LESS people have anime/furry pfps when they make those kinds of mods...

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +910

    “Why review this on Halloween”
    *Everyone still on the 30th of October -*

    • @nzack7888
      @nzack7888 4 года назад +14

      Might be the 31st in the tea timezone

    • @mangorakoon2803
      @mangorakoon2803 4 года назад +26

      Nope 22:03 here in tea land

    • @shreksslave3264
      @shreksslave3264 4 года назад +16

      It's Halloween in Australia

    • @ChazzaPvP
      @ChazzaPvP 4 года назад +2

      @@nzack7888 maybe hes in australia

    • @ChazzaPvP
      @ChazzaPvP 4 года назад +6

      china, australia, indonesia, japan maybe? he could be ANYWHERE

  • @goose1146
    @goose1146 4 года назад +598

    When the world needed him most he came back
    Or just got here
    The point is he is here

    • @insipidisvalidation9101
      @insipidisvalidation9101 4 года назад +2

      Return Of The King.

    • @sharp14x
      @sharp14x 4 года назад +1

      There is an agenda against white men.

    • @leophyte9663
      @leophyte9663 4 года назад +1

      @Irish Jester Wha- how-

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 года назад

      @Irish Jester | Uh... buddy... just, have a look at 1:18 please.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 года назад

      @Irish Jester | Like, I agree with you, but maybe put a little less effort into writing essays and a little more effort into watching the video?

  • @VectoRaptor
    @VectoRaptor 4 года назад +626

    god the level of commitment here... the costumes, the extra people, the physical jokes.... you always go so far above and beyond in your videos and its very appreciated
    also what did you do with all that milk lmao

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut 4 года назад +22

      Tea.

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  4 года назад +221

      Thank you so much! There was only one bucket ha, just masked it to maoe more

    • @smile.7233
      @smile.7233 4 года назад +22

      @@UpIsNotJump
      What did you do with the bucket?

    • @joshuareed8243
      @joshuareed8243 4 года назад +7

      @@UpIsNotJump What did you do with the bucket!

    • @kevinstanistreet1696
      @kevinstanistreet1696 4 года назад +16

      @@UpIsNotJump what did you even do with one bucket of milk? Good lord!

  • @unfinishedgamesnDLC
    @unfinishedgamesnDLC 2 года назад +144

    9:37 "Five people working for free can somehow totally obliterate the efforts of an entire company"- UpisNotJump commenting on the state of gaming for the last 7 years

  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo 4 года назад +1458

    "Three buckets of milk, Jeremy? Three? That's insane."
    "I've shared enough milk with you, Mark. I'm in the big league."

    • @knasigboll
      @knasigboll 4 года назад +24

      I can't believe he filled three buckets with milk for a 1 second bit

    • @xsydneyxruidosx
      @xsydneyxruidosx 4 года назад +1

      That joke came out of nowhere and it's so good

    • @gr7458
      @gr7458 4 года назад +1

      I'm so glad this happened

    • @jmp_fr
      @jmp_fr 3 года назад

      good job keeping the joke going

    • @TheGameCritc
      @TheGameCritc 3 года назад

      Thank you so much. That reference made me think that some people out there still have good taste.

  • @fowlproductions7246
    @fowlproductions7246 4 года назад +385

    Its always presently surprising to find a wild Tim Curry re-enactment of his best performance in the wild.

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 4 года назад +4

      ROCKETS

    • @omarabdelkadereldarir7458
      @omarabdelkadereldarir7458 4 года назад +6

      I think you mean pleasantly

    • @WastedGoatFR
      @WastedGoatFR 4 года назад +7

      @@omarabdelkadereldarir7458 no he just has an accent

    • @thicboibigsmoke7220
      @thicboibigsmoke7220 4 года назад +10

      I saw his facial expressions and when I say my mood was immediately brightened im not exaggerating

    • @SCOR3S3TT3R
      @SCOR3S3TT3R 4 года назад +5

      Came here for the inevitable Tim Curry comment, not disappointed. Bless you sir.

  • @Klick404
    @Klick404 4 года назад +364

    15:50. The burning tower and the panicked screams of UINJ is absolutely hilarious

  • @ShadowWolf1395
    @ShadowWolf1395 4 года назад +154

    4:48
    Is that....?
    it is.
    He's gonna say it!
    "sppAAAAAAACE!!!"

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 4 года назад +22

      "Im going to the one place not corrupted by capitalism...
      SPAAACEE!"

    • @jamesc.6838
      @jamesc.6838 4 года назад +9

      @@firebladeentertainment5739 I love in the original video, the actor looks like he's about to burst out in laughter

    • @hypershock408
      @hypershock408 3 года назад +18

      A neon green haired wolf with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust

    • @black_foxfox6193
      @black_foxfox6193 3 года назад

      Spy sapping mu dispenser

  • @DireSloth
    @DireSloth 4 года назад +1467

    "I installed this thingy so I didn't have to sign in through facebook to protect my privacy. then i bought an alexa."

  • @Daorg300
    @Daorg300 4 года назад +646

    1:38 thanks i shat myself....

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @tsnm9974
      @tsnm9974 4 года назад +14

      I was watching this in the toilet so I was fine. Shame for the others tho. RIP.

    • @thisisntmedicine4004
      @thisisntmedicine4004 4 года назад

      You're welcome

    • @thedominion4626
      @thedominion4626 4 года назад

      @@tsnm9974 ah same mate

    • @comit8077
      @comit8077 3 года назад

      @@thedominion4626 wtf same

  • @jakublederer1257
    @jakublederer1257 4 года назад +562

    11:05 ah yes, the rare record of an ancient terran techpriest preforming a long forgotten ritual to awaken the blessed cogitator 's machine spirit .

    • @DonkeyFish.
      @DonkeyFish. 4 года назад +7

      yes

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 4 года назад +3

      yes

    • @Borthax
      @Borthax 4 года назад +23

      The Machine Spirits must be apeased. Not doing so is an affront to the Omnisiah.

    • @thisisntmedicine4004
      @thisisntmedicine4004 4 года назад

      Wtf

    • @gustavwood0064
      @gustavwood0064 3 года назад +22

      @@thisisntmedicine4004 seems we have found a pitiful blasphemer that hasn’t accepted the machine Omnisiah.

  • @sami_blueboy5757
    @sami_blueboy5757 3 года назад +50

    Glad he gave a thanks to Slimecicle by calling him "the voice that wasnt me"

  • @lilmonkey4043
    @lilmonkey4043 4 года назад +247

    "A dragon with neon green hair, horns and seductive expression" that describes a lot of fursona art. species, neon color, and sometimes a seductive look you can probably trust them

    • @connorclements3999
      @connorclements3999 4 года назад +7

      Did I just hear *HERESY*

    • @frogg5368
      @frogg5368 4 года назад +10

      Can confirm

    • @pvpcake
      @pvpcake 4 года назад +14

      they do make good mods, so I'll trust them

    • @DanersMann
      @DanersMann 4 года назад

      @@connorclements3999 The emperor protects, brother.

  • @TechyBen
    @TechyBen 4 года назад +435

    All cats either hate you, or sleep on you and never leave your side.
    "Rare as a cat mildly fond of you". Yep, seems legit.

    • @635574
      @635574 4 года назад +1

      More like they do that to everybody, my brothers kitten will jump on anyones lap when they sit in the chairs.

    • @SpiralDown2077
      @SpiralDown2077 4 года назад

      What if they do both simultaneously?!?

    • @xki
      @xki 4 года назад

      cats are all just a hive mind

  • @thegreenprometheanm8951
    @thegreenprometheanm8951 4 года назад +637

    "I AM GOING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASNT BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM.... SPAYECE!!!!!!"

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 4 года назад +40

      And i asked myself
      "is he gonna do it? is he going to do the space joke"
      i was not dissappointed

    • @swordscar6278
      @swordscar6278 4 года назад +1

      Space race

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 года назад +1

      SPY

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 4 года назад +5

      Tim Curry is a treat.

    • @arcamean785
      @arcamean785 4 года назад

      Alas he forgot Star Citizen was a thing so space has already been claimed by Capitalism.

  • @astroaustin516
    @astroaustin516 4 года назад +72

    2:26 respect for doing that in public with people around

    • @DanersMann
      @DanersMann 3 года назад +7

      Let me tell you the way to get away with everything in public.
      Get a camera that looks professional and have a tripod. You don't even have to record. Just set it up correctly and you can fall off of every tree you want.

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 3 года назад +1

      @@DanersMann You can get away with doing that without a camera.........but people will think you're insane 😂

  • @rhinosaur77
    @rhinosaur77 4 года назад +1389

    "...american imperialism."
    "WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

    • @slothomatic
      @slothomatic 4 года назад +18

      lol. true.

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 4 года назад +53

      I was only upset because those villagers didn't even have any oil to free.
      Totally unrealistic.

    • @erich.1355
      @erich.1355 4 года назад +3

      You're old if you get this...

    • @Barrelrollz
      @Barrelrollz 4 года назад +21

      1:17
      Plus, there is literally an agenda against white people. Only white countries are being forced to hold systemic biases against their own people during the employment process.
      Goldman's Diversity Pledge Won't Apply to Boards in Asia.
      www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-24/goldman-skips-asia-in-edict-to-boost-diversity-on-boards-in-ipos

    • @jayde_d
      @jayde_d 4 года назад +38

      @@Barrelrollz no 🤗

  • @YourFoxFriendYT
    @YourFoxFriendYT 4 года назад +2581

    “Ah a neon green haired dragon with horns and a seductive expression, finally someone I can trust”
    Ah yes, very true

    • @orangecryptid7732
      @orangecryptid7732 4 года назад +21

      well....ye

    • @benm7449
      @benm7449 4 года назад +26

      Why wouldn't you trust them?

    • @zackthewolf8898
      @zackthewolf8898 3 года назад +37

      Of course you can trust an argonian

    • @IvalioFloof4818
      @IvalioFloof4818 3 года назад +16

      My kinda guy tbh.

    • @raiorai2
      @raiorai2 3 года назад +18

      Thank you for your service, furries (and the other ones).

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 4 года назад +151

    Just when the world needed him again. He returned once more.

    • @Scott_C
      @Scott_C 4 года назад

      Was about to like this comment... But the number of likes was... Nice

  • @TheMJCMike
    @TheMJCMike 4 года назад +14

    I wanted to point out that the 1 sec clip at 8:24 was full-on worth all the set up and got one hell of a laugh from me. Your edit style is much like that in all of your videos... but that one provoked me to comment and say splendid job.

  • @ChickenBeter
    @ChickenBeter 4 года назад +283

    He turned his cat into a marketable plushie, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @thirteen3678
      @thirteen3678 4 года назад

      Check "Minecraft Vr with slimecicle is an absolute nightmare."

  • @matthewschoen9827
    @matthewschoen9827 4 года назад +422

    "Pillaging everything in sight like a good, old fashion, American colonialist!" We learned from the best!

    • @SeaTimeless
      @SeaTimeless 4 года назад +36

      Honestly can't imagine what the view must be like from his glass house lol

    • @UGWilson
      @UGWilson 4 года назад +53

      Yeah, I was like "A Brit calling out the US for colonialism."
      Bold strategy, Cotton! We'll see if it pays off.

    • @JL-ot1kg
      @JL-ot1kg 4 года назад +21

      Lets just all agree that going places and slaughtering natives then taking their natural resources is kinda not ok, yeah?

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +40

      @@JL-ot1kg Cool, can somebody tell that to the Russians and Chinese now?

    • @charlottehorak6998
      @charlottehorak6998 4 года назад +4

      Oof... ouch. Shots fired.

  • @Atomic0534v2
    @Atomic0534v2 26 дней назад +8

    That Honey Sponsorship did not age well, my guy

  • @marcussahlin3842
    @marcussahlin3842 4 года назад +1054

    UpIsNotJump: Not signing up using Facebook for data gathering reasons
    Also UpIsNotJump: Buys an Alexa

    • @rainbowevil
      @rainbowevil 4 года назад +52

      And encourages signing up to Honey, which is presumably also only making money from people’s data!

    • @onemansvoice9132
      @onemansvoice9132 4 года назад +28

      @@rainbowevil no its not.They get cashback from the websites

    • @Reloaded2111
      @Reloaded2111 4 года назад +5

      And uses Steam, which *requires* an account in order to use their VR headset. Why would Facebook be any different?

    • @decarus834
      @decarus834 4 года назад +63

      @@Reloaded2111 Cause facebook requires you to have a "good behaviour" standing on your FB account, otherwise you just bought an oculus for no reason only to find your banned from using it and wasted money.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 4 года назад +63

      @@Reloaded2111 Facebook has clearly and provably stolen and used people's personal information for profit on a huge scale multiple times. Valve has not. If there were ever such a thing as a "trustworthy" company, Valve would be pretty high on the list.
      It's a choice between giving your data to *literal international criminals who deserve to spend their lives imprisoned based on what's public knowledge alone* and giving it to a relatively much smaller company who has never really given anyone a reason not to trust them except for one major datasec fuckup over five years ago, which they handled with speed and grace.

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 4 года назад +138

    When the agent looks as his business expenses... "Why did you buy a communist's officers costume? And a minecraft cat?"

  • @mongomcmelon4661
    @mongomcmelon4661 4 года назад +311

    Tim Curry joke took me by surprise, I've not seen anyone reference Red Alert for so long, I had to pause the video for ages till I stopped laughing

    • @philismenko
      @philismenko 4 года назад +3

      Knowledge hub

    • @seanhall7705
      @seanhall7705 4 года назад +2

      His facial expression was spot on. I probably would have missed the reference otherwise. Well done!!

    • @LordRavensong
      @LordRavensong 4 года назад +1

      It was amazing!!!

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 4 года назад +2

      Nobody can truly replicate Tim Curry's performance there. It is peak accidental perfection.

    • @StraveTube
      @StraveTube 4 года назад +1

      I laughed so loud and so suddenly that my wife was legitimately concerned

  • @dueflick6860
    @dueflick6860 3 года назад +17

    9:28 the lightning had perfect timing

  • @gregorypan
    @gregorypan 4 года назад +58

    I love that this is a 20 minute video of him just saying "So yeah, it's basically just Minecraft, but in VR."
    This is probably the most effort I've ever seen put to a nonexistent thesis, keep up the good work my dude.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +4

      Matt's whole existence is proving nonexistent theses.

  • @TheJunky228
    @TheJunky228 4 года назад +557

    Getting a nose piercing was an absolute nightmare: This is Why

    • @nickswisher1615
      @nickswisher1615 4 года назад +5

      This is why

    • @noxinabox3506
      @noxinabox3506 4 года назад +8

      Yeah what is up with that lol

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 4 года назад +34

      @@noxinabox3506 I mean there's nothing wrong with it, I was just like "oh, didn't notice that before, must be new"

    • @CassieJadeCelosia
      @CassieJadeCelosia 4 года назад +2

      He got both sides pierced too

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  4 года назад +84

      two separate infections
      I wanted to take it out for this video but I couldn't, I don't think I will be anytime soon either XD

  • @MrSlosh
    @MrSlosh 4 года назад +162

    Well damnit, 4:49 is such a perfect and disconnected reference I'm going to have to give you money. Seriously, got me laughing so hard and you didn't even have to say the whole line.

    • @SpySpy080
      @SpySpy080 4 года назад +9

      Indeed red alert 3 reference

    • @gamingtv7918
      @gamingtv7918 2 года назад +11

      “Im escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism….SPACE!”

  • @thestormpooper697
    @thestormpooper697 3 года назад +21

    "Space!" That reference fucking got me.

    • @MisterWraith
      @MisterWraith 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure he said spy.

    • @thestormpooper697
      @thestormpooper697 3 года назад +5

      @@MisterWraith that skit was a Red Alert 3 reference for the end of the Soviet campaign with Tim curry.

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 4 года назад +1242

    “American Colonialism”
    Says the British Imperialist.

    • @edwinchester7092
      @edwinchester7092 4 года назад +82

      Its not like they had an empire so large the sun literally never set on it right?

    • @risingsun6743
      @risingsun6743 4 года назад +29

      @@edwinchester7092 Technically it still hasn't set

    • @DecafToaster740
      @DecafToaster740 4 года назад +18

      @@risingsun6743 Username checks out.

    • @captainvietnam9941
      @captainvietnam9941 4 года назад +10

      Well he did say "american colonialist" like british colonizer in america, i think.

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 4 года назад +8

      *ThE sUn NeVeR sEtS oN tHe BrItIsH eMpIrE!*

  • @terosarkkinen312
    @terosarkkinen312 4 года назад +195

    Upisnotjump: *uploads*
    Me: "this is where the fun begins"

    • @hn-vl8dp
      @hn-vl8dp 4 года назад +1

      It's good to see a fellow "Mitten Squad" member

  • @maxwellaiello
    @maxwellaiello 4 года назад +91

    The most disturbing part about this video, is that at 14:59 you can see that he didn't peel off the plastic from the front of his valve index.

  • @Aragon-no5tc
    @Aragon-no5tc 3 года назад +17

    The gold pp and him looking up and thunder striking is pure awe

  • @Dergable
    @Dergable 4 года назад +148

    16:37 He could've had an opportunity to have a honey jar then go like: "Oops, wrong item" and switches to the honey logo

  • @jymavun
    @jymavun 4 года назад +372

    5:21 3 buckets of milk for a 1 second bit. 3 actual buckets

    • @MatthewHodges
      @MatthewHodges 3 года назад +26

      That's what we call dedication

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 3 года назад +58

      Let it be known that in another comment on this video, he clarified that he only used one bucket, and just edited the others into the shot using that one bucket. Still a fair bit of a dedication, and with significantly less waste, which is much more preferable in my opinion

    • @barlmax4095
      @barlmax4095 3 года назад +11

      @@kaburii9807 that is even more dedication 😭 because is the dedication of not having too much waste while maintaining the dedication of having three buckets for the video, 20/10

  • @cleanwater3180
    @cleanwater3180 4 года назад +246

    Minecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *small panic attack*
    Vivecraft Creeper drops down suddenly: *HEART ATTACK*

    • @oof7466
      @oof7466 4 года назад +4

      Killer queen jumps down:
      Sheer heart attack

  • @Ahzafera
    @Ahzafera 2 года назад +14

    Doesn't want Facebook getting his info... buys an echo dot.

  • @insaneman987
    @insaneman987 4 года назад +49

    “Star Wars Squadrons VR is (or is not) an Absolute Nightmare”
    Anyone else want to see it?

  • @ehmehsmeh824
    @ehmehsmeh824 4 года назад +75

    He came back when we needed him the most.

  • @-YELDAH
    @-YELDAH 4 года назад +51

    4:50 that spAECe reference is so pure

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 4 года назад +4

      Ah yes a fellow comerade.

    • @kylebirch5425
      @kylebirch5425 4 года назад +4

      Best part of RA3

    • @michaelschwiebert3636
      @michaelschwiebert3636 4 года назад +3

      I came to the comments section looking for this comment. I was not disappointed.

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 4 года назад +2

      @@michaelschwiebert3636 lol I was, there always has to be a first :p

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 4 года назад +2

      _Commander, you've rained on my glorious parade...._

  • @chaoslacroix7180
    @chaoslacroix7180 9 дней назад +3

    That honey plug aged about as gracefully as a corpse lmfao

  • @ShocksBocks
    @ShocksBocks 4 года назад +49

    8:23 "is he always like this?" "Only sometimes, he normally just screams at the sun"

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 4 года назад +88

    I feel like 8:22 went something like this:
    "Hey guys I know I invited you for dinner, but can we just shoot this one scene first...."
    **pulls out VR headset**
    "ummm sure...."
    **puts on headset and starts punching cups on the table**

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +2

      Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise
      of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel?
      May i?

  • @pnksoundsystem
    @pnksoundsystem 4 года назад +257

    The amount of time you put into a 2 second long joke is actually terrifying.

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 4 года назад +5

      Which joke?

    • @pnksoundsystem
      @pnksoundsystem 4 года назад +30

      @@lindylou538 the rave one, the family dinner one, all jokes with costumes. Man has some serious dedication.

    • @soupmug
      @soupmug 4 года назад +2

      See also: Scott the Woz

    • @keylakettlemjardim8282
      @keylakettlemjardim8282 4 года назад

      COMPETITIVE EDGE

    • @5hirtandtieler
      @5hirtandtieler 4 года назад +1

      Also, I assumed the Hercules assets were taken from somewhere, but by the clip at the end, I think he commissioned someone for all of them....

  • @alexlnsg1607
    @alexlnsg1607 4 года назад +28

    2:08 every single English essay in the world

  • @Gray963
    @Gray963 4 года назад +196

    That Tim Curry “SPAACE” reference nearly made me cry with laughter.

    • @AAARRRGGGHHHHHH
      @AAARRRGGGHHHHHH 4 года назад +4

      Nearly? I was taking a sip of my drink when that happened and it took every ounce of will power not to soak my laptop.

    • @judahboyd2107
      @judahboyd2107 4 года назад +1

      * clown laughter *
      *THAT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY REFERENCE*

    • @alexnefi
      @alexnefi 4 года назад +1

      I was not ready for it

    • @felixpopovici8698
      @felixpopovici8698 4 года назад

      I agree

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 4 года назад +42

    3:50 This is why its pillage _and then_ burn. This is what happens when you get the order wrong.

    • @Chaosbee3
      @Chaosbee3 4 года назад

      Slimecicle: what is wrong with this guy?

  • @riley530
    @riley530 4 года назад +73

    The moment we’ve all been waiting for

    • @Creed5.56
      @Creed5.56 4 года назад +2

      WOOOOOOO YEAH BABAY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
      THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
      WOOOOO

    • @zoinky
      @zoinky 4 года назад

      My 🐓is throbbing

  • @strings1586
    @strings1586 3 года назад +11

    "the human race will never know anything more terrifying than the darkness inside of them." Terrifyingly accurate.

  • @tommymiles966
    @tommymiles966 4 года назад +191

    *bombs a place of worship due to disagreeing on faith*
    Huh, Minecraft has many strange parallels to real life

    • @brideauxd
      @brideauxd 4 года назад +8

      Commits a war crime:huh neat

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 4 года назад +1

      y i k e s

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 4 года назад

      @@kittykat5090 the Council as allotted one singular "yike" to your case

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 4 года назад

      @@brideauxd Me in minecraft: they're is no geneva convention for you.

  • @skypuppeteer
    @skypuppeteer 4 года назад +146

    Not gonna lie, I gasped when I realized Slimecicle did a bit for this video.
    Now, where's the collab that lasts more than five seconds?

    • @smoke_stack00
      @smoke_stack00 4 года назад +1

      RIGHT

    • @SeamusFries
      @SeamusFries 4 года назад +5

      he actually uploaded a video a few months before this one with him in it, its called minecraft vr with slimecicle is an absolute nightmare

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer 4 года назад +2

      @@SeamusFries oml, how did I miss that- thank you so much for telling me this-

  • @kelvin1316
    @kelvin1316 4 дня назад +4

    Haha watching this and the Honey spot at the end is aging like fine milk left in the sun for days 😂

  • @llDbGll
    @llDbGll 4 года назад +20

    A british man screaming *"GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS"* to a tree is the deffinitive reason why I'm subbed.

  • @sinom
    @sinom 4 года назад +92

    SEUS is NOT the mod that enables shaders. SEUS stands for "Sonic Ether's unbelievable shaders" and is a banner term for all the different shader packs one of the most talented MC shader creators called "Sonic Ether". Shaderpacks are basically a bunch of shaders which then can be loaded into Minecraft's rendering pipeline using the Optifine mod.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 года назад +9

      The above comment seems to have some...shade in it.

    • @LumaZuria
      @LumaZuria 4 года назад +2

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs I dont think im tracing where this is going

    • @That__Guy
      @That__Guy 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for shedding some light on the matter

  • @yousoundupset
    @yousoundupset 4 года назад +45

    The entire video kept asking myself "he didn't want to give all his information to Facebook but yet he got an Alexa"
    WHAT 0.o

    • @boumbh
      @boumbh 4 года назад +1

      Alexa does not care about your real identity (only your money, your profile, and all your informations)...

    • @ChaiKarl
      @ChaiKarl 4 года назад

      Alexa is Amazon but hes still being spied on so I thought that same thing

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 года назад +1

      At least Alexa won’t ban you from using your own device for arbitrary reasons like multiple people in your house using it.

  • @GoldPhoto
    @GoldPhoto 4 года назад +20

    when I bought minecraft in 2010, the sale page literally called it "an infiniminer clone"

  • @NaughtMax
    @NaughtMax 4 года назад +21

    Honestly I really just appreciate the items changing in your hand effect, it’s funny and pretty well done and pretty seamless

  • @KnightDaylight
    @KnightDaylight 4 года назад +69

    Nisteth ran my friend’s Minecraft server for a while, drama went down and that went belly up, so it’s kinda hilarious that you made fun of his profile picture
    (Edit: Regards to 12:20)

  • @fixit9844
    @fixit9844 4 года назад +191

    The problem with mine craft running poorly isn’t vivecrafts problem but Mojang’s. The reason for this is because Java edition is not made to use multiple threads of your CPU. This is fine for a flat screen game but because it’s in VR, you need the other threads to run well. This is why the official version runs on Bedrock because Bedrock uses more threads. This is also why minecraft Java servers are slower on newer versions. Mojang is too lazy to change this because Java is less monetizable than bedrock, and ALSO bedrock is made to run on consoles.

    • @heikg
      @heikg 4 года назад +19

      There's a mod that allows minecraft to run in multi thread

    • @werewolf6513
      @werewolf6513 4 года назад +13

      @@heikg the guy that made that is bloody god send.

    • @heikg
      @heikg 4 года назад +9

      @@werewolf6513 yep. I don't understand why the devs don't use the mod and integrate it properly in the game

    • @FirstnameLastName-mr8lk
      @FirstnameLastName-mr8lk 4 года назад

      @@heikg link please

    • @MayorAura
      @MayorAura 4 года назад +1

      @@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk google it

  • @Wyld92
    @Wyld92 4 года назад +12

    1:23 had me dying, 1:40 actually killed me

  • @soulofjacobeh
    @soulofjacobeh 4 года назад +582

    "It's like being in Florida"
    Hey that's not fair!
    *looks out window*
    ... Yeah ok it's fair.

  • @TheRocknRollDragon
    @TheRocknRollDragon 4 года назад +15

    Dude, I have to say the consistent quality of your videos is astounding.
    Seriously, even your science videos talking about the big-bang were hilarious and engaging to watch!
    I don't think I've seen a content creator that manages to walk that fine line of comedy and informative writing quite like you do, and I hope you can continue to do so! Awesome stuff~

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
    @ItsDaKoolaidDude 4 года назад +42

    Someone clearly didn't realize that he should keep at least two buckets of water for spelunking or long periods of mining.

    • @nothanks39
      @nothanks39 4 года назад

      why 2 and not 1

    • @tobiasm1116
      @tobiasm1116 4 года назад

      @@nothanks39 sometimes you get thirsty.

    • @nothanks39
      @nothanks39 4 года назад

      @@tobiasm1116 there's lava all over the place that tastes much better

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +62

    As a person who owns an oculus I can tell you that the official version is just straight up worse than the vivecraft version.

    • @lotos53
      @lotos53 3 года назад +1

      I have oculus. Why? 😔 I never try minecraft vr yet but wanna try

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 3 года назад +8

      @@lotos53 There's no actual interaction, it's basically just playing with a controller but you share a head with the player. Also, less significantly, the Bedrock lighting really does not do the game justice.

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 2 года назад +1

      @MarcyWuYT I don’t know what I’m talking about here. It’s fine, just a bit lacking in some departments. Just Ignore me

  • @PandasAndPancakes
    @PandasAndPancakes 4 года назад +43

    I knew I'd heard the cadence of that Hercules story before! Can't believe I'm hearing UpIsNotJump referencing The Twelve Tasks of Asterix...

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 4 года назад +3

      We're those not just the tasks of Hercules though? What made it an asterix referenced?

    • @slicedegg6992
      @slicedegg6992 4 года назад

      @@wingedfish1175 The looping animations he used are the same from the looping animations in the movie, but... with cats instead of the monsters. Also they’re in a different style

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 года назад

      Thank god someone else caught that. I thought i was going slightly more insane

    • @boumbh
      @boumbh 4 года назад +1

      The voice over is also quite similar => ruclips.net/video/JOhRhq6Pr6g/видео.html

  • @etvode8695
    @etvode8695 4 года назад +22

    15:19
    most everyone: WOW how beautiful!!!
    me: TF ARE THOSE CLOUDS

  • @Booksds
    @Booksds 4 года назад +22

    -Doesn’t use the Oculus version because he doesn’t want Zuck to get his private information
    -Purchases a microphone so that Bezos can listen to his private conversations

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 4 года назад +3

      Ha ha you think he's conversing with people?

  • @samuelju2
    @samuelju2 3 года назад +3

    4:49 that Red Alert 3 reference. I'm dying XDD

  • @RustyDroid
    @RustyDroid 4 года назад +21

    12:24 when you have literally any PC issue, don't ask google, ask a furry

  • @mr.turtleman9630
    @mr.turtleman9630 4 года назад +10

    The fact that at the 6:00 min mark you know its 6 min into editing still baffles me, good work man!!!!!

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 4 года назад +311

    A British guy called Americans Colonialists. I'm dead.

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 4 года назад +16

      the american colonialists were british, because the USA didn't exist yet

    • @GardenOf-Eden
      @GardenOf-Eden 4 года назад +9

      He's talking about post revolution colonists that "explored" the rest of the US and murdered most of the natives there

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 4 года назад

      ✨Lobbying✨

    • @morgan5941
      @morgan5941 4 года назад +1

      If you're born here, you're a native (not to be confused with indigenous) and no longer a colonist. Colonists are merely those that establish a foothold. So the warring could be described as native nonindigenous versus native indigenous.

    • @steel8231
      @steel8231 4 года назад +2

      @@GardenOf-Eden that's not colonialism that's conquest.

  • @noaht4824
    @noaht4824 9 дней назад +5

    16:37 for the ones who may comprehend ☠️☠️☠️

  • @KaizoKage
    @KaizoKage 4 года назад +70

    6:00 he just timed that and Im amazed by it

  • @jesuswhy5925
    @jesuswhy5925 4 года назад +58

    4:52
    "The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, SPACE"

    • @vynxier8390
      @vynxier8390 4 года назад +7

      I yelled out in joy when I got that reference

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 года назад +1

      Love that reference.

    • @S3NTRY
      @S3NTRY 4 года назад +2

      I look at capitalist countries and compare them to non-capitalist countries. I know where I'd prefer to live.
      I think people confuse capitalism with cronyism. Or is that just a simple hope that people aren't such low intellect that socialism actually makes sense to them.

    • @johnomate9258
      @johnomate9258 4 года назад

      SPACE!

    • @btb4122
      @btb4122 4 года назад +2

      @@S3NTRY Dude it's a reference to Red Alert 3. just look up "Tim Curry space" it will all make sense.

  • @ShrubRustle
    @ShrubRustle 4 года назад +38

    7:38 "like a good old fashioned American colonialist" am i going to have to pull the "British Empire" card or are we cool

    • @clumsygarage1578
      @clumsygarage1578 4 года назад +4

      ShrubRustle don't worry, every other comment has already pulled that card.

  • @gabrielc7861
    @gabrielc7861 3 года назад +7

    12:46 *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @qwertyerror601
    @qwertyerror601 4 года назад +47

    "911 whats your emergency? "
    "Il let you listen sir"
    GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS TREE *FALLS DOWN
    "SAS on the way sir"

    • @nateh8796
      @nateh8796 4 года назад +1

      *Captain Price knows your location*

  • @captainmatiastorres4425
    @captainmatiastorres4425 4 года назад +68

    *I SAW THE ROOM, I SAW THE CHAIR, I SAW THE OUTFIT, AND I SAW THE EXPRESSION... YOU HAVE MADE COMRADE CURRY PROUD!*

  • @athenawheatley1032
    @athenawheatley1032 4 года назад +25

    "'How does he sell things that aren't him?' Well I think we'd all like to know the answer to that one." Is honestly the funniest joke. In the world

  • @asiabrew81
    @asiabrew81 4 года назад +10

    8:10 This is where I spit out my drink.

  • @Mikepet
    @Mikepet 4 года назад +159

    First of all: The Seus shader is only one kind of million shaders for minecraft optifine you dont need to pay for. SEUS made all shaders for The Forest.
    Second: There are TONS AND TONS of mods for Minecraft like Ender IO, Applied Energistics 2, Thermal Foundaition and addons, RotaryCraft and addons... you get the point that makes vanilla Minecraft just that more awesome.

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 4 года назад +1

      Are there other shaders that raytrace though? I thought that SEUS was the only one

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 4 года назад +6

      @@Anafyral666 MollyVX has raytracing, tho it's paid too. But IMO SEUS PTGI isn't really worth either the price or the performance hit, Chocapic's Extreme/BSL look good enough without raytracing, Sildur's Vibrant Extreme gives amazing looks with minimal FPS loss.

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 3 года назад +1

      @@Anafyral666 Plenty use dynamic volumetric lighting, which in most cases will look incredibly similar.

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 4 года назад +285

    -says American colonialists
    -acts out British colonialism
    Okay, science man

    • @stronkhammer3565
      @stronkhammer3565 4 года назад +10

      @@rainingcomplete3018 The point is he's slamming America for a sin that he's equally culpable for.

    • @walruswarlock4800
      @walruswarlock4800 4 года назад +5

      @@stronkhammer3565 How is he culpable for British colonialism?

    • @walruswarlock4800
      @walruswarlock4800 4 года назад +1

      @@stronkhammer3565 How is he culpable for British colonialism?

    • @JohnDoe-vq9ck
      @JohnDoe-vq9ck 4 года назад

      @@walruswarlock4800 same way everyone is guilty of the sins or their fathers.

    • @rictofenrecruter5365
      @rictofenrecruter5365 4 года назад

      He’s science, not history XD

  • @Yeanah_Nahyea
    @Yeanah_Nahyea 4 года назад +59

    I looked up your channel last night thinking “Surely he’s gonna drop a new vid soon”...10/10 didn’t disappoint 👌

  • @StartledOctopus
    @StartledOctopus Год назад +1

    > Days of planning
    > Sets the only exit on fire

  • @danielearnshaw2
    @danielearnshaw2 4 года назад +70

    The graphics card prop jokes made me physically uncomfortable

    • @abloogywoogywoo
      @abloogywoogywoo 4 года назад +8

      I use mine as a hammer.

    • @Daunlouded
      @Daunlouded 4 года назад +4

      What if it wasn't a joke?

    • @fvnk0
      @fvnk0 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Gregoses
      @Gregoses 4 года назад

      it is a blower card, u dont use those for gaming

  • @SkyguyFilmsZooruvfilms
    @SkyguyFilmsZooruvfilms 4 года назад +12

    You bought a vintage Bulgarian wool jacket to use it for like 10 seconds. I’m proud of you

  • @hunterdawdy2776
    @hunterdawdy2776 4 года назад +16

    3:56 love the slimecicle cameo

  • @uGuardian4
    @uGuardian4 28 дней назад +1

    The Tim Curry C&C reference caught me so off guard that I cackled at the top of my lungs.

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 4 года назад +213

    "Pillaging everything in sight" said the British man about the American Colonialist.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +1

      Is it too random or may i; in the try to fight the Rise
      of Anti-Science; recommend you some nice science-channel?
      May i?