Fallout 3 Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

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    Fallout is back again! This time with Fallout 3, and we shall explore if it really is an absolute nightmare.
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    Fallout 3 is one of my favourite games from my YOUTH. It still holds up, which is enough given how old it is, but I think even for the time it messed a few things up. I also feel like Fallout: New Vegas kind of tainted it a little by showing us how Fallout really should have been done.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Jalugi1395
    @Jalugi1395 2 года назад +4654

    The amount of betrayal I feel being told this was a video about Fallout 3, then being told it was actually a video about Fallout Tactics, and then being told it was actually ACTUALLY about Fallout 3 is unmatched.

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 2 года назад +30

      based pfp

    • @misterhuman895
      @misterhuman895 2 года назад +31

      not to mention most of the material is taken in new vegas

    • @AggressiveSpaghetti
      @AggressiveSpaghetti 2 года назад +12

      considering that Fallout Tactics is the worst game of 2d Fallout, this feeling is a lot stronger

    • @redfoxdog1
      @redfoxdog1 2 года назад +46

      @@AggressiveSpaghetti uh... Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel?

    • @BaddtraxxWorxx
      @BaddtraxxWorxx 2 года назад +8

      screams in van buren

  • @ECD_Coven
    @ECD_Coven 2 года назад +3847

    Spiffing voicing Sid, is just the best thing ever, our money gremlin offering money

    • @edwyn2epic420
      @edwyn2epic420 2 года назад +17

      Yes

    • @Jallorn
      @Jallorn 2 года назад +109

      You mean Sid voicing Spiff voicing Sid.

    • @thibaultmol
      @thibaultmol 2 года назад +47

      @@Jallorn wait... So it's it spiffing just Mat's cat?
      Wow...

    • @useless4692
      @useless4692 2 года назад +14

      Well I do love money

    • @cassiemoyles4177
      @cassiemoyles4177 2 года назад +10

      I literally just burst out laughing haha that was funny as hell

  • @unluckytourist
    @unluckytourist 2 года назад +2027

    I remember loving that "ah ha!" moment when, at the conclusion, you realise you have recruited Fawkes, who is immune to radiation. It felt like some of the better moments from the original Fallout games. Only to be then met by "Great idea, but no. Because...reasons."

    • @outlier9099
      @outlier9099 2 года назад +83

      "Yeah that's actually a great idea but no fuck you you've gotta die so we can charge you a dlc so you can keep playing the game"

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 2 года назад +90

      I never forgot that Fawkes's reason for not taking your place is basically "You don't wanna go and kill yourself for no reason? What are you, a pussy?". We kill ourselves because Fawkes says we're a chicken if we don't.

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 2 года назад +205

      I remember getting him to activate the device for me, maybe I had good enough Speech skills that I talked him into it.
      The end credits still get pissy about it though and tell you that you're a coward for making the radiation proof mutant walk into a radiation filled room.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 2 года назад +254

      @@alastairward2774 The option to convince him to do it is available if you have the DLC.

    • @snipeuminusthesniper
      @snipeuminusthesniper 2 года назад +176

      @@alastairward2774 yeah that was added in after the DLC's came out as everyone was a bit upset that you cant send in someone that wont die meaning theres no reason for a stupid sacrifice, so Bethesda then made it so you could send Fawkes or i believe a ghoul companion in

  • @Rainyredman1234
    @Rainyredman1234 10 месяцев назад +60

    As someone in the navy, River City perfectly encapsulates what it's like to live on a vessel, there's too many doors, you don't know where the fuck you're going and EVERYWHERE LOOKS THE SAME

  • @shimozu92
    @shimozu92 2 года назад +926

    23:00 As someone who served in the US Navy on an aircraft carrier, that is EXACTLY the feeling you get trying to find anyone anywhere on a carrier.

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 2 года назад +94

      Except for the "it only takes 10 seconds to run from one end of the ship to the other" part.

    • @shimozu92
      @shimozu92 2 года назад +113

      @@chriswhinery925 Yeah, it was more the countless identical doors hoping to find the one with the right name on it part only for them to not be there.

    • @andyenglish4303
      @andyenglish4303 2 года назад +155

      @@shimozu92 Not to mention the load times. You'd think with all the money the US spends on defense they could afford to store their carriers on SSDs.

    • @DrCamburn
      @DrCamburn 2 года назад +12

      The aircraft carrier is just realistic really

    • @DerrEtCetera
      @DerrEtCetera 2 года назад +5

      As someone who did maintenance on one, I can concur

  • @ForeverLovePizza
    @ForeverLovePizza 2 года назад +2437

    Canadian Navy member here, there is a reason why naval ships have absurd amounts of doors. They are designed to have numerous watertight compartments that can be isolated. The reason for this is in case of a hull breach, and we take on water because of it - we can seal off that compartment (which already would be sealed normally) and only lose that compartment to sea, as opposed to the entire ship filling up with water.
    Annoying for game design? Absolutely.
    Realistic to real life? Very much so.

    • @croissantlover1
      @croissantlover1 2 года назад +85

      I loved Rivet City. The end game city of F3. I still remember its creaking hull noises haha.

    • @sirjmo
      @sirjmo 2 года назад +250

      Having a lot of doors in a naval ship, realistic.
      Having them all closed and be loading zones, annoying.

    • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
      @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 2 года назад +42

      It really shouldn't have stopped them from just loading several rooms at once, though

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 2 года назад +94

      It's a beached ship that's been abandoned for 200 years, the doors serve no purpose other than to create loading areas so Bethesda could make the game look slightly nicer in those areas at expense of creating a loading gate every 12 seconds.
      In a real post apocalyptic wasteland, the beached ship's unnecessary bulkhead doors would have been torn off by the resident squatters and repurposed into goddamn tables.

    • @690_5
      @690_5 2 года назад +1

      oof, RCN? *Not an RCSC kid?*
      I pray you're not stationed on one of the four subs. (I'm a Canadian too, not shitting on our navy, but...)

  • @supermutantsam1160
    @supermutantsam1160 2 года назад +1270

    The funniest thing to me about Colonel Autumn is that, back when I first played Fallout 3, like, eight years ago, I legit thought that he was two different people. I thought there was one Enclave dude who died with your dad, and Autumn was just *some other* Enclave dude in a trench coat. That’s how unclear his survival was and how unremarkable he was as a character

    • @colonelchair2737
      @colonelchair2737 2 года назад +67

      I only just now with this video learned that Autumn wasn't a separate character :)

    • @indigo478
      @indigo478 2 года назад +21

      Yeah no I thought the same when I was a kid

    • @radiocaster2k
      @radiocaster2k 2 года назад +36

      I thought President Eden was the guy who died in the chamber and Autumn was his right hand man
      Plot progression like that is probably too intelligent for a Bethesda story though lets be honest

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 2 года назад +10

      I actually thought Autumn was a cool and interesting character :/

    • @KnightAarant
      @KnightAarant 2 года назад +8

      @@obi-wank-enobi You haven't read many books then.

  • @muhperson9094
    @muhperson9094 Год назад +2860

    Bethesda Dev Here.
    The main reason half the buildings were empty is because Todd Howard had told us "If it has more then 15 bathrooms its important"
    In all fairness I did catch Todd eating plywood and sheet metal in the breakroom.

    • @tedrow70
      @tedrow70 Год назад +263

      He’s a synth

    • @The_House_Always_Wins
      @The_House_Always_Wins Год назад +113

      Todd Howard was actually never real

    • @muhperson9094
      @muhperson9094 Год назад +147

      @@The_House_Always_Wins I don’t think he ever was real, I mean…. Half the time I caught him he was watching videos made for cats sooooo. Do with that as you will

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Год назад +68

      Alright, I'm gonna take the bait and summon forth the commentors who think "r/whoosh" is a funny response to a legitimate question.
      Are you actually a Bethesda dev?

    • @muhperson9094
      @muhperson9094 Год назад +44

      @@Resi1ience yea

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 2 года назад +11967

    "Games for Windows, Games for Windows never changes."

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 2 года назад +625

      IT'S TAHT GUY WHO MAKES VIDEOS

    • @louwashe
      @louwashe 2 года назад +457

      "until it does, seven years later, completely randomly"

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  2 года назад +2963

      I'm sorry who are you

    • @Meiyb3
      @Meiyb3 2 года назад +262

      Damn its leafy

    • @petshop5941
      @petshop5941 2 года назад +23

      pe

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 2 года назад +837

    I would always be afraid when playing this game on my PS3, not because it was intense or scary, but because it would eventually freeze out of nowhere, making me lose about an hour of progress.
    Good times.

    • @klayman2
      @klayman2 2 года назад +10

      weird, i had like over a hundred hrs on f3 on ps3 and never really had issues, its why i never even bothered playing it on pc

    • @jamescamber1523
      @jamescamber1523 2 года назад +8

      Same, but I found out that if you backstep when you encounter "the freeze zone" you might be able to save your progress, or just pressing the ps button once it freezes to just slap the game back into it's senses. But yeah, even Skyrim has this for PS3, I have lost so many hours by that thing or just being overconfident.

    • @isaacmarcucci3777
      @isaacmarcucci3777 2 года назад +25

      @@klayman2 over 100 hours and not one crash? I don't believe it.

    • @Austin-gj7zj
      @Austin-gj7zj 2 года назад +6

      I had the exact same experience with NV. Almost 300 hours in I lost all my saves when the files corrupted after a freeze :(

    • @jaysanchez4407
      @jaysanchez4407 2 года назад +3

      @@klayman2 impossible, Bethesda games couldn't go a minute without issues on the PS3 💀

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 2 года назад +318

    the funniest thing about Fallout 3 is that, if you get "Tale of Two Wastelands", the Capital Wasteland is way too easy for the arsenal that New Vegas has.
    so the Courier becomes a unstoppable killing machine of destruction without their natural predator around: Morality Choices.

    • @ArxCyberwolfPC
      @ArxCyberwolfPC 2 года назад +54

      Even enemies like Albino Radscorpions and Feral Ghoul Reavers, who are normally incredibly deadly and will wreck you in regular 3, can't stand up to a well placed shot from an Anti-Materiel Rifle once TTW comes into play.

    • @steelths1781
      @steelths1781 2 года назад +6

      @@ArxCyberwolfPC Well an albino has 1500 health and an Anti Material Rifle needs over 10 shots to kill it, you use DPS to kill them not single shot damage

    • @chumbucket3475
      @chumbucket3475 2 года назад +18

      Another fragile ecosystem thrown into disarray by global warming

    • @deejaythedj313
      @deejaythedj313 2 года назад +10

      @@steelths1781
      Armor Piercing .50 or explosive .50
      suppressor for crit bonus
      abuse stealth
      Perks
      Do drugs
      Probably will kill the thing in 2-3 well placed shots. And you still got plenty of ammo

    • @adrianodp9797
      @adrianodp9797 2 года назад +2

      Or a chainsaw running backwards if you choose to play from 3 to new vegas

  • @ThumbSipper
    @ThumbSipper 2 года назад +770

    The whole "companions at the purifier" kerfuffle would be so easy to fix by just... not letting the companions follow you in that mission. Maybe the mutants are uncomfortable helping a faction bent on killing them (which would make plenty of sense) and never actually follow you in the Citadel for fear of getting shot at, it would really be that easy.
    Not like you need them, the entire mission is basically a set piece to show off Liberty Prime and you always have Lions following you in the purifier so you can easily finish the mission almost without firing a shot.

    • @noahhamel6689
      @noahhamel6689 Год назад +84

      And the fact that New Vegas does this makes it even more sad that Bethesda didn’t do this. Like if you have Boone as a companion and you get close to a legion area he will tell you he will shoot on sight. Or if you have Arcade and you align yourself with the Legion or are working with the Legion while he is with you he will either not join you as a companion, or will leave you if you continue working with them. Just shows the lack of depth sometimes with Bethesda’s writing. And the fact that the whole problem could have been resolved by just doing this is sad

    • @Mr.Anticannon
      @Mr.Anticannon Год назад +7

      Charon will do it without question.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 6 месяцев назад +10

      it would have still been dumb, I had so much anti rad I was fine when I had already put in the code, I was cutscene killed.

    • @d4rkpr1nc39
      @d4rkpr1nc39 4 месяца назад +5

      A bit of a fun fact, one of these dlcs actually corrected Fawkes' dialogue to let him type the passcode

    • @linkandshiek5522
      @linkandshiek5522 4 месяца назад +1

      Or just say the machine is DNA locked to you and your dad

  • @Razor89
    @Razor89 2 года назад +542

    I still can't get over the fact that Bethesda randomly picked a German town 10km from where I grew up as Stanislaus Braun's hometown. I was SO convinced that it must have been some sort of easter egg that picked a place near you based on your IP address or something when I first came across it in the game😄

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 2 года назад +19

      @@anythinggoes4907
      Kilometers, a unit of measurement for the metric system

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 2 года назад +7

      @@anythinggoes4907
      No worries,so am I, I just took European as an elective in high school

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 2 года назад +16

      @@anythinggoes4907 My condolences.

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 2 года назад +5

      @@arsenelupin5424 What do you learn in that? Never heard of it, genuine question

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 года назад +8

      @@arsenelupin5424 I’m Canadian and interchange UK and American English without even thinking about it lol. Like “grey” and “gray”

  • @miraak1151
    @miraak1151 2 года назад +452

    The code is 216 by the way, if you were curious. You know, like the Revelations quote Liam Neeson told you about in the vault when your character was 1? In hindsight it's a bit strange this wasn't shown in some meaningful capacity, this was the code to start the purifier, and not just some quote that inspired your father. He does say it a few more times during the midgame, which is how I figured it out myself, but only by going through some of his extra dialogue options.

    • @antoniomendoza510
      @antoniomendoza510 2 года назад +16

      Wow I never noticed I did a second play through and had the enclave execute me to get the correct code. I always wondered how I knew it

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 2 года назад +41

      It's been forever since I played FO3, but isn't there a framed plaque or something in the room next to the console that literally has the bible quote on it? Because I know for sure that I entered the code before, even though there's no way I remembered it.

    • @voraciousblackstn
      @voraciousblackstn 2 года назад +65

      Um... The code is in a voice message right on top of the machinery in the purifier. Same exact place you get the message about your father being in Vault 113. Which I always found funny because if you never pick it up, it is still there when the Enclave show up and they could find it easily.

    • @geroni211
      @geroni211 2 года назад +31

      Im pretty sure you even have a note on your pip-boy that says "The code is 216"

    • @zadinal
      @zadinal 2 года назад +12

      I believe as you die from radiation you also get a flashback to the memory of that moment so you can figure it out and enter the code.

  • @MichaelaLeMongoola
    @MichaelaLeMongoola 2 года назад +547

    You’re right with the “it” statement. Look at Far Harbour in comparison to Fallout 4. If FO4 had had half the heart and effort that it’s dlc had been so lovingly crafted with, then we’d have definitely been onto a winner.

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 2 года назад +1

      Yeah definitely

    • @gtabro1337
      @gtabro1337 2 года назад +27

      That just reminds me how much Fallout 4 disappointed me... from the colourful graphics that don’t match the somber tone of Fallout, to the non-existent role
      playing to even the annoyingly childish UI... 😩

    • @victorc8855
      @victorc8855 2 года назад +36

      I'm gonna play devil's advocate here but I feel like FO4 was doomed by FO3's nonsense writing more than anything else (well, that and the dialogue being poor). The combat through the streets of downtown Boston felt more immersive than any of the combat in the older fallout games, but you can't really build a world like the one in NV since you're kinda bound by Fallout 3's lore. Both games would also make a lot more sense if they were set in the 2100s I guess

    • @SapFeaRon
      @SapFeaRon 2 года назад +3

      too bad far harbor was not made by people who made fallout 4 eh? It's only dlc made by a different bethesda team...the one that will make a new fallout game, fallout 76. Kinda funny right?

    • @candiedskull9841
      @candiedskull9841 2 года назад +31

      @@victorc8855 Even worse is Fallout 4 has this really cool background story of how does a place and its people cope not only with the non-stop paranoia of _anyone_ being replaced, but having lost one of the long standing defense forces (the minutemen) just a few years before. I feel if they had honed in more on that, the story would be far more interesting. It may have explained why there are so many well-put together buildings, for example (sort of a second apocalypse). Or if they had followed the concept art more closely...

  • @fakeperson9788
    @fakeperson9788 Год назад +175

    Fallout 3 actually scared me on my first play through. The creepy background, and running into your first versions of enemies while holding a pistol and a bat. Then, once you have enough ammo and weapons, you become a complete badass.

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah! My first playthrough i didnt know beds could heal you and when i got to big town somehow supermutants kept raiding it and i was stuck in defense mode
      Then i lost the game entriely
      Like it was someone elses and i didnt see them for long enough to learn modding and now i blast the muties apart with kobradon Ar 20 from borderlands 1

    • @fakeperson9788
      @fakeperson9788 11 месяцев назад

      @@molassesman4066 same but i stockpiled stimpacks. Bought them everywhere I could. I played on Xbox first so mods weren’t around for me.

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren 2 года назад +404

    Technically, Interplay and Black Isle weren't different studios. It was still more or less the same team under different branding.

    • @barackobama129
      @barackobama129 2 года назад +1

      Dead on

    • @HomeBoyOfficial
      @HomeBoyOfficial 2 года назад +22

      I was looking for this comment otherwise I would have said it ahaha, didn’t Black Isle essentially come about as a studio under interplay which was then dismantled when interplay collapsed

    • @barackobama129
      @barackobama129 2 года назад

      @@HomeBoyOfficial basically

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 2 года назад +5

      dw about it. the video is meant to be entertaining, and his scripts are so dense that sacrificing accuracy for humor is kind of preferred to the inverse.

    • @cleo3228
      @cleo3228 2 года назад +2

      So the obsidian standard?

  • @lucency
    @lucency 2 года назад +164

    I'm surprised there was no mention of the DLC which makes Fawkes go "I was going to send you, the human who will certainly be melted by the radiation, in to push some buttons, but that would actually be really dumb and yeah of course I'll go do that."

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 2 года назад +14

      Maybe we’ll get *Fallout 3 DLCs are an Absolute Nightmare.*

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 2 года назад +14

      But it's your destiny!!!! Fallout 3 original ending is one of the worst pieces of fiction ever written.

    • @muhnoodles
      @muhnoodles 2 года назад +17

      "Getting killed by radiation is your destiny but for $5 I will actually just save the wasteland instead"
      Thanks Fawkes.

    • @mica720x
      @mica720x 2 года назад +1

      Think that was broken steel. Also makes the game open ended

    • @ewanb1086
      @ewanb1086 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ExEBossthe prophet

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 2 года назад +770

    If you’re in the simulation and console command kill 2 people, or hurt “sally”, she warns you the first time. Like the simulation of a simulation is self aware that they didn’t just spontaneously die. Sally is warning the player. “You can’t do that here.” The second time you hurt somebody, she Tesla explodes and immediately kills you. Even if neither kills were directly done by the player, but through console

    • @bigboibebop
      @bigboibebop 2 года назад +64

      Spooky shit.

    • @somm150
      @somm150 2 года назад +44

      I mean, there’s not other way for them to die in an unscripted event

    • @Blackjack174
      @Blackjack174 2 года назад +51

      Somehow I remember triggering the mysterious stranger in there when the only thing you are supposed to do is slap someone.
      It feels like a false memory to me now, but I think this bug was patched out later. only happened once to me though and was super funny seeing the stranger gunning down your target and everything being black and white, pure bethesda gold right there !
      Can not remember if I got tesla exploded after that as well, probably yes.....

    • @Pipes7472
      @Pipes7472 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Blackjack174fallout 3 has some creepy ass bugs. President Eden floating and being in the pentagon after you killed him is creepy as fuck, there’s also one where certain robot corpses would “run” away from you and their models would just glitch the fuck out until they entirely disappeared. That happened to me once and terrified the shit out of younger me.

  • @TheAustinWoolShow
    @TheAustinWoolShow 2 года назад +336

    For anyone wondering, the GOG version is far more stable and runs a lot smoother. I played though until I got to level 30 without a single crash.

    • @phlhoran12396
      @phlhoran12396 2 года назад +2

      What's the GOG version if you please? Pardon my ignorance. 👍🙂

    • @hg7299
      @hg7299 2 года назад +40

      @@phlhoran12396 GoG is a launcher like Steam which have games without DRM, which means that games on GoG can be played without many crashing bc computer does not take large part of its memory for unnessesery DRM

    • @phlhoran12396
      @phlhoran12396 2 года назад +4

      @@hg7299 Cheers for the info. I don't play on PC, but for gaming titles such as this one I truly wish that I did.

    • @bobbygoestoabyss6624
      @bobbygoestoabyss6624 Год назад +3

      Ah yes... the wonders of drm free installations... Ubisoft should take an example of it.

    • @DailyCorvid
      @DailyCorvid Год назад +2

      GOG version doesn't work on AMD IG and does not support modding - I would recommend the Steam version and just grit your teeth and fix the file yourself. It's easy you click a text file and edit 3 characters then save.

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  2 года назад +6333

    Fallout 3 almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
    This video was restricted to 18+ for a year, so there's a remake of it on my channel with less violence, but now this 18+ has been removed, so this is the best version

    • @rightyloosey8554
      @rightyloosey8554 2 года назад +155

      You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 Canteen.

    • @7ThePrimagen
      @7ThePrimagen 2 года назад +46

      you know...I was not prepared for the spiffing brit to voice Sid then again you are full of surprises.

    • @JersyiteGaming
      @JersyiteGaming 2 года назад +24

      Spiffing is just Sid which is why he will never show his face.

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 2 года назад +2

      """almost"""

    • @ERIKsPG
      @ERIKsPG 2 года назад +1

      vid was great, you're actually one of the best youtubers out there man keep it up

  • @librus8680
    @librus8680 2 года назад +127

    ... The level of theatrics and presentation in these reviews is exponentially incredible. And 40 minutes? Eventually this man is going to produce a full-feature film just to discuss game mechanics.
    ... And "The Yeast I Can Do"?! Have your like, you amazing bastard.

  • @XDthedevilsrejectsXD
    @XDthedevilsrejectsXD 2 года назад +321

    I've played just about every fallout and honestly the hardest part about playing a fallout game is just putting up with how busted and fucked these games actually are

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 2 года назад +8

      amen. sometimes i feel like i have to work against the game, with mods or gameplay style, just to try to squeeze all the fun about it. only so much u can polish a turd, but they're not turds...
      F3 was so close to being a gem of a game

    • @Outworlder
      @Outworlder 2 года назад +7

      Nah. 1 and 2 are great.

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer 2 года назад +4

      @@Outworlder not by modern standard man

    • @voldy3565
      @voldy3565 2 года назад

      @@TheCapitalWanderer Well fuck the modern standards.

    • @ciciciaphascain4143
      @ciciciaphascain4143 2 года назад

      @@voldy3565 so fuck most of the player?

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye Год назад +213

    My favorite part of the game is the absolutely obtuse way you’re given the code for the final mission, in that it was given to you at the VERY beginning of the game. Your dad doesn’t just quote revelations 21:6 for no reason, it’s LITERALLY the code for running the water purifier (216). Of course, you have to infer that this is the code and there’s no direct hint to it aside from a few dialogue choices early on in the enclave prison. All it would’ve taken was just a note or something aside from James just quoting revelations.

    • @marcmcpolo
      @marcmcpolo Год назад +55

      This made for one of the most rewarding video game moments for me. When I just stood in that chamber panicking because I had no Idea what the code was. Then suddenly remembering that quote that was repeated so often in these conversations, typing in the numbers and winning the game. Despite all flaws this game has, that was excellent writing.

    • @serryjeinfeld1829
      @serryjeinfeld1829 9 месяцев назад +9

      I actually remember as a kid, checking my notes panicking and showing active quest notes, and it shows the verse. Still took me a while to realize its the verse number. So it *kindve* points you there, but still in a very cryptic way

    • @Meurth
      @Meurth 8 месяцев назад +2

      I never realized that in 2 playthroughs

    • @Rexxar963291
      @Rexxar963291 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lol when I first played it I realized that the Bible quote was the password, but died trying to remember what the number was

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 5 месяцев назад

      same@@Meurth

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 2 года назад +233

    9:24 the power station actually has a unmarked quest that’ll lead you to a unique weapon you can get by just following the power lines, and finding a holotape, and then finding more!
    Which are scattered across the entire fucking wasteland.

    • @themightycrixus1131
      @themightycrixus1131 Год назад +2

      Do you remember the weapon?

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy Год назад +20

      @@themightycrixus1131 yes, it was the MIRV Fat Man

    • @themightycrixus1131
      @themightycrixus1131 Год назад +9

      @@missingindy oh yeah!! Sweet weapon. Thanks its been years! Hah

  • @VaqueroCoyote
    @VaqueroCoyote 2 года назад +114

    I remember being 13 and playing this back in 2009, one day while just walking the wasteland in the distance to my right I saw the corpse of a Yao-Gui flying directly upward before plummeting behind some hills.

    • @monkeysk8er33
      @monkeysk8er33 2 года назад +14

      That was caused by a Deathclaw. They're "Giants from Skyrim" powerful, and I've personally seen a Deathclaw launch a Yao-Gui into the sky in my playthroughs. Ironically rockets and mini nukes don't even have that kind of launching power. I love the ridiculousness of it.

  • @akneadakock8157
    @akneadakock8157 10 месяцев назад +24

    It's amazing they were allow to sell it on Steam without a fix. It was easy to tackle but it really must have frustrated a lot of people. Off track, Rivet City become fun when Diego gets married, and you attend the wedding with a flame thrower and use it right after his new bride says "I love you Diego".

  • @SeasonsMad042
    @SeasonsMad042 2 года назад +332

    I still remember vividly my last time playing F3's ending. I had the Broken Steel DLC and could FINALLY convince Fawkes to go into the purifier, good job Bethesda?...
    NO
    Apparently they were so salty about people pointing out this obvious plot hole they have a very snarky bit in the final slideshow about how "The Lone Wanderer found a TRUE HERO to venture into the irradiated control chamber." which ticked me off. Fawkes is IMMUNE to radiation, there's a way to solve the issue with no one dying and the game basically calls you a coward for not committing suicide.
    I could maybe see the logic if you convinced Sarah Lyons to give her life in your place or something but with Fawkes it just felt condescending, I had played F3 multiple times and still have fond memories but that ending left such a sour taste I never bothered again.

    • @wangpasta
      @wangpasta 2 года назад +39

      god i forgot that is said the 'true hero' part...in my case to be fair it was probably true since when i got the the end of that dlc and had the option of nuking the enclave or the brotherhood I might have not read what I was doing and got really confused when i got a bunch of negative karma.
      But hey, at least i could have the goul in the museum as a follower now

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 2 года назад +17

      That shit pissed me off too

    • @trim7911
      @trim7911 2 года назад +5

      Well I was playing through before the dlc and had to sacrifice myself ... Maybe they'll gloss over the fact I sold kids and ate people ... I get to die a hero .... Dlc comes out nope wasn't that toxic just needed some time to sleep it off ... You know I'd have just given the player, control of a random NPC that they were aligned with ... With the line "I'll carry on what they started" .... I enjoyed the game to. I think it was the perfect walking sim after a long day.
      Dlc since up forgot to mention them
      Mother ship was cheesy fun ... Kill aliens with a samurai and a cowboy
      Anchor was mehh ... Just kill in the snow nothing too interesting
      Pitt was ok but more combat focused ... Loved the setting though if It had a bit more world building to explore I might think higher of it.
      Point look out was my favourite though ... Take a trip to a creepy island and explore ... Some great characters and a vibe ...Feel that got recycled some what for far harbour ... But that's the Bethesda way....
      Wonder what fallout 77 will be like?

    • @SigmaSyndicate
      @SigmaSyndicate 2 года назад +8

      I don't think that line was intended as the passive aggressive jab it probably felt like, Ron Perlman is super expensive to hire for voice work and they probably couldn't afford to have him come back to do more lines, so they re-used the line for where you originally would have sacrificed Sarah Lyons.

    • @VenathTehN3RD
      @VenathTehN3RD 2 года назад +12

      Seriously. It's a line that makes sense if you just refuse to do it and send someone else who would definitely die from it in your stead. In that scenario you're basically saying "Nope. Either someone else dies or we all die, but I'm not doing it." But it's not like there was a black-and-white choice between "sacrifice yourself" and "sacrifice someone else." They give you *multiple* companions who are pretty much immune to radiation. Even worse, Fawkes being immune to radiation isn't just background lore that someone involved in the writing might have forgotten in the moment. It's literally a plot point that comes up as part of the main story just a few quests earlier when he retrieves the G.E.C.K. and then shows up to try to save you from the Enclave after you're captured.
      There's a big difference between a heroic sacrifice and a pointless one. Jumping in front of a gunman to take a bullet for someone else and risking your life to save theirs is a heroic act. Jumping in front of a bulletproof android that could shrug it off without effort and risking your life for literally nothing is a pointless one. If anything, I'd argue that it comes off more as stroking your own ego and having a messiah complex if you choose to "sacrifice yourself" when it's completely unnecessary just so that you can play the part of the glorious hero.

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon 2 года назад +331

    "...back when knowing how to run a game on a computer was a specialist skill."
    Bethesda-era PC players: **laughs in load order**

    • @Liac112
      @Liac112 2 года назад +1

      xDDDDDDD

    • @conductoraizen3840
      @conductoraizen3840 2 года назад +2

      load order

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 2 года назад

      Yeah, I feel this. Felt really good finally getting my 400+ mods to finally work with minimal bugs and some women missing their faces.

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen Год назад

      Ah yes, the old "insert CD, it will probably auto-run the Install Wizard Setup... click next a few times and agree to the EULA... wait for the CD read time and HDD write time" specialist skill.

  • @ancientgamer3645
    @ancientgamer3645 Год назад +32

    Many locations actually had secret (hidden) areas that with a few exceptions were boring. The underground subway tunnels were boing and confusing. But so was my life so I played them several times.

    • @jodo2785
      @jodo2785 Год назад +1

      They were actually one of my favorite parts because of how most of them branched to different locations, so a wrong turn would have you end up with a whole new quest.

    • @oldylad
      @oldylad 4 месяца назад

      @@jodo2785maybe one in every 10 turns lmao

    • @jodo2785
      @jodo2785 4 месяца назад +1

      @@oldylad the violin quest, oasis, the nuka cola lady, evergreen mills, fort independence, repunlic of dave, the lincoln memorial questline, reilly's rangers . . . so many obscure hidden quests that could only be found through random explanation or listening to dialogue/radio hints . . .
      New Vegas had a fraction of that, Fallout 4 had little none of it.

    • @shadoman7682
      @shadoman7682 3 месяца назад

      I used to get so lost in those tunnels I would just open the console and type
      : Player.moveto 0002b8e just to get me the hell out of there
      .The times you would come across a door that's lock and you need a key, so you spend the next hour opening every box, safe, cupboard, toolbox, talking to every NPC, picking their pockets and no key. So again console cmd Unlock, this fails and finally you turn collision off walk through the door and you step out of the game.because there is nothing behind the door.

  • @nyrozma4486
    @nyrozma4486 2 года назад +109

    I loved when 40 hours into a play through my save got corrupted and would crash anytime I would try to fast travel or enter a building. Turns out you can't save over the same file too many times or the save will go kaput.

    • @funbrute31
      @funbrute31 2 года назад +2

      Thats only true for the PS3 version iirc

    • @demikus
      @demikus 2 года назад +5

      @@funbrute31 unfortunately that's true of most save systems. That's why using the Quick Save Feature is not a great idea and you should still create your own saves. There's always a chance it can corrupt if you save over the same file many times. (Granted it's uncommon, but it is still possible and has happened to me on a few different games, not just Bethesda Titles)

    • @worm6820
      @worm6820 2 года назад +6

      @@funbrute31 it’s most likely for the ps3 version, but it’s still possible even on a modern pc, don’t use quick save, disable all auto saves, and always create manual saves, if you don’t like manual saving, there are mods that help you by making auto saves not over write the last one and instead create a new one and delete the old one, it has been a little hole so I forgot the name of any of these mods but they do exist, at least when I played new Vegas they did.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +3

      It shouldn't matter if it is the same file or not, because it never is the same file.
      Normally you would create a new file node that replaces the old file node with the same name. But even if you overwrite the same file node, it should then refer to a different physical location, unless you are using an old and badly implemented file system. If your file gets corrupted then, either your storage medium is damaged and you should replace it, or the game itself wrote the file content wrong. Probably the latter.
      Either way, it does not depend at all on which or what file you write to.
      How long the game has been running may have an effect, if its code is poorly written. Or how hot the SSD has become with all the reading and writing.

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 2 года назад +1

      Oof

  • @neino36
    @neino36 2 года назад +55

    Ah yes. I vividly remember the first time I got to the end of fallout 3 with Fawkes telling me it was somehow my destiny to suicide despite a perfectly valid and logical option being avalable. That was the only playthrough where everything seemed to inexplicably turn red for the ending. The dozen or so mini-nukes I blasted at everything in sight might have had something to do with it.

  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit 2 года назад +44

    *Read The Paper*

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 2 года назад

      NO

    • @Dasquapy
      @Dasquapy 2 года назад

      No fucking way! I thought I recognized that beautiful voice!

    • @zukiper4869
      @zukiper4869 7 дней назад

      Tt5
      3​@@Dasquapy5😂6😂2
      5😂5t😂😂😂😂²😂
      5h22k😢😮
      Eg😢⁵t5😂f
      ²😂😮5

    • @zukiper4869
      @zukiper4869 7 дней назад

      57

  • @agentcoxack7368
    @agentcoxack7368 2 года назад +200

    “I’ll give a better ending!”
    Bethesda couldn’t do it any better themselves!

  • @Plutonia001
    @Plutonia001 2 года назад +380

    My biggest gripe with this game is that everything feels like Bethesda just dressed Elder Scrolls and all of its character actors in different costumes and told them to be post-apocalyptic. As a result, the world feels like a bunch of nukes were dropped last thursday. It's supposed to take place two centuries after a war, but none of the citizens act like they're several generations down from apocalypse survivors. They even live in literal garbage without ever having attempted to build anything new. Also, for some reason Virginia is a desert with dried up dead trees, when the only reason the previous two games were like that is that it's California. Deathclaws are genetic splicing experiments that escaped from a lab on the other side of the continent. Radscorpions are arachnids that do not live in the D.C area. Super Mutants were made exclusively a few dozen miles away from San Fransisco. Bethesda's entire contribution to Fallout feels like someone made a sequel by skimming a fanmade wiki and only looking at the pictures. Probably the exact reason why they actually thought that aliens are canon.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 2 года назад +79

      Yeah, the perfect example to your point was when you go to that one village that's built on a highway (Arefu), and one of the residence is in some PTSD induced delusional psychosis where she thinks the world is still normal outside. Like how would someone who is born over 150 years after the war not be used to growing up and being raised in a wasteland? How would they even know firsthand how the old world was before the nukes dropped for them to delude themselves into thinking the current wasteland was still normal like pre war in the first place? She wasn't a former vault resident either, she was literally born, raised, and lived full time in the nuclear wasteland

    • @abox7825
      @abox7825 2 года назад +31

      What doesn't help is that this game does nothing better than any game before or after it. Fallout 1 did tight narrative storytelling better, Fallout 2 struck the best balance between a sea of content and making that content unique, New Vegas modernised the themes of the originals and factional stories, and then Fallout 4 surpassed this game with its vast ammount of viable character builds and better exploration.

    • @AileTheAlien
      @AileTheAlien 2 года назад +13

      Hundreds of years after a nuclear war, humans would be dead or would have rebuilt to something like modern society. The way the games are set up would make much more sense, if you just divide the times after the war by 10.
      As for the setting - if they'd have put in the same effort in other areas as they did with the Mirelurks, I think the rest of the game could have been a lot better. Those creatures actually make sense for a coastal area, and there was a whole area (the wiki says Anchorage memorial) involving them that felt like a real Fallout game. It seemed like it was only made by one or two people, since it didn't have any people you could talk to, and was very short but it had skill-checks, and a story told through notes and items placed in the environment.

    • @brothatscrazy3418
      @brothatscrazy3418 2 года назад +16

      @@Gameprojordan It sometimes feels like when they made Fallout 3 they were originally going to do something with the time period immediately following the war. Same with Fallout 4. Its feels like Bethesda wants to go down that route but pulled off until F76. TBH I would love for them to go that route but in a single player RPG rather than what we got with F76, focusing on survival and not dying from radiation poisoning and etc.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 2 года назад +20

      @@abox7825 to be fair fallout 3 brought the entire series into a fully 3D environment. That is a big step for the series as a whole, but not so much of a narrative or in-universe step up for the series, more like a mechanical step up

  • @abox7825
    @abox7825 2 года назад +44

    You have no idea how comfortable it is to hear someone else say they didnt know the password at the end of the game after years of being ridiculed for it by my friends.

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 2 года назад

      We’re we ever actually told or read the code in the first place?

    • @TedOmann
      @TedOmann 2 года назад +7

      @@TheTendermen Yes, a couple times. 216 it's read to you at the beginning of the game and later on it's on one of the holotapes when trying to discover where your dad went. Plus you have it as a note in the pipboy

    • @monkigaming8335
      @monkigaming8335 2 года назад +3

      @@TedOmann It is also pointed towards by a quest marker right before the finale. The game literally tells you to listen to that holotape.

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 2 года назад

      @@TedOmann thx, though still the first is simply a hint that the player can miss, pretty sure the second can be missed if you go directly to Liam Neeson.

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy 2 года назад +14

    8:50 When I first played Fallout 3 as middle schooler, I would prefer to keep the Enclave Radio on while exploring dark places and at night, because the affably evil voice of Malcolm McDowell seems tailor-made to make you relax despite being in immense danger.

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 8 месяцев назад +4

      Hold up, Malcolm McDowell? From the very first steps into the wasteland? Well then, I might just pick this up...

  • @dumndumn7576
    @dumndumn7576 2 года назад +235

    I really want a full version of "Welcome to the Wasteland"

  • @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093
    @friedrichderhohevonweedman6093 2 года назад +513

    The fact that he didn't realise who the Enclave even are when they show up is one of the many signs that Bethesda failed immensely at writing this game.

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 Год назад +41

      Obsidian did the same thing for almost any Faction in New Vegas. Without playing the other games you had almost no idea who they are.

    • @Noone-ji2ok
      @Noone-ji2ok Год назад +90

      ​@@your-username-here2308 there's a difference in not knowing because you don't know shit about the franchise and not knowing because they are so fucking diferente(without a good explanation i may add)

    • @Sujamma_Enjoyer
      @Sujamma_Enjoyer Год назад +3

      @@Noone-ji2ok how are the so different?

    • @detrik01
      @detrik01 Год назад +13

      @@your-username-here2308 More whataboutism

    • @tntTom174
      @tntTom174 Год назад +59

      Difference is, FNV lets you explore them kinda deeply and decide what to do about them in the end too, thus introducing them to new players thus completely ruining your point. Also they make better job at showing "true human nature". None is black and white and everything is morally dubious. What profits one, hurt other. You can never be a knight in shining armor, you can only pretend to be one, coz your hands will get dirty and they will make sure you'll know. Coz unlike F3 and talon company = NPCs aren't just mobs to kill.
      It simply boils down to Todd's famous "we don't do writers, our designers are our writers" *facepalm*. Which shows. Sadly.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +276

    An early Christmas present? Brilliant

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 2 года назад +124

    I think that some of the sidequests being the most interesting thing about this game is one of its big problems, given how a lot of them are far enough away from the main quest path so that you may well never stumble across them. That and the first half of the main quest being go to a location, talk to someone, do a job for them, them get directed to the next person to talk to

    • @noukan42
      @noukan42 2 года назад +11

      Thatvis literally every bethesda game i ever played lol. Playing any of them for the main quest is like watching porn for the plot.

    • @pixelman6193
      @pixelman6193 2 года назад +4

      its almost like you are supposed to step off the path and explore

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 года назад +2

      sadly yes. The sidequests being the best part implicitly means the main story of the game is far less interesting (or well written), and so mean the main story isn't worth playing.
      Liberty Prime is cool as fuck though. Shame you couldn't get like a giant mecha final boss against Eden in a rival mech though.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 года назад +6

      @@pixelman6193 yes but that doesn't excuse having the main quest be so uninteresting in comparison. The ending matters.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 года назад +1

      @@noukan42 that's not a good excuse though. Just because its in every bethesda game doesn't make it a good thing nor that we should ignore it.

  • @Wormmaster3000
    @Wormmaster3000 2 года назад +57

    Me, a German, witnessing UNJs impression of a german accent and him reading the book "Why the Germans do it better" after doing said impression: /feeling weirdly patriotic/

  • @Goddamnlackofnames
    @Goddamnlackofnames 2 года назад +22

    Not re-recording the '7 minutes of loading' line was a stunning act of bravery

    • @lordcantiismyname
      @lordcantiismyname 2 года назад +4

      It felt like 7 minutes. I remember being lost in rivet city and it taking me over 30 minutes to orient myself

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 2 года назад +119

    The story in Fallout 3 (and 4) is the reason why I absolutely hate Emil Pagliarulo. The man cannot write a good story to save his life, yet has been the lead writer on no less than 3 Fallout titles to date. Between the absolutely cringe Enclave ending in Fallout 3, the joke of a faction that is the Institute in Fallout 4, and the paper thin premise of Fallout 76, I legitimately do not understand how this man is still employed as a writer. As someone who enjoys great stories and plot twists, it downright offends me that this man is still allowed to write for video games. /rant

    • @axelavila231
      @axelavila231 2 года назад +41

      More respect for the man,Emil Pagliarulo is the reason why I wanna become a writer for videogames, after analizing carefully his work in the fallout series I realized how unskilled and horrible he's at his work, and realized that if he can do it then everyone can.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 года назад +7

      @@axelavila231 | I'm beginning a 18 month long game design course in less then a month, and my end goal is to become a game writer. People like Emil make me equal parts excited about my chances, and saddened by the industry's low standards.

    • @thechanglingprince1853
      @thechanglingprince1853 2 года назад +4

      The horrifying thing is that its possible he takes up Todd's position once he retires or whatever. Id rather take 100 Todds instead of one Emil

    • @axelavila231
      @axelavila231 2 года назад +2

      @@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Hey man, keep in mind that if you play your cards well you'll become the change you want to see in the world.

    • @dragonhunter4592
      @dragonhunter4592 2 года назад +8

      He also wrote Skyrim as well.
      His original job was being a quest writer for Oblivion but he was friends with Todd and thus it spiralled out of control.

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 2 года назад +34

    The quality of these videos are insane. Seriously, the cinematography, writing, meta narrative are absolutely superb. The time and effort you've put into this is clear to see, and I look forward to seeing you destroy Fallout 4 next. God speed and all that

  • @ErnestoCifer
    @ErnestoCifer 2 года назад +99

    What I miss from Elder Scrolls and Fallout games is the horror aspect.
    I was doing that museum quest in FO4 and as I got to the end, I was really spooked until the reveal "Oh.. it's just an Irradiated Dearhclaw Matron.. whatever"

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, you faced multiple already, sure it's a difficult fight, or at least with my mods it was difficult, but it wasn't interesting.

  • @lonekanne-hansen9093
    @lonekanne-hansen9093 2 года назад +151

    Bethesda's main motto is simply "Why fix the game when you can just make another one?"

    • @karu6111
      @karu6111 2 года назад +4

      Why fix bugs when people will buy the game anyway lol

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 2 года назад +2

      @@karu6111 Time to pirate instead

  • @IAmFromTheYear
    @IAmFromTheYear 2 года назад +39

    The Point Lookout DLC was amazing. The weird drug trip sequence is excellently done. With the upside down trees, the Washington Monument in the distance, your Mother's skeleton and Mister Burke leaning against the nuke... really examines the Lone Wanderer's state of mind. Nobody ever mentions it and I think it's seriously underrated.

  • @pmcKANE
    @pmcKANE 2 года назад +36

    I love Fallout Tactics and I will die on this hill. It was my first Fallout game, it got me in to Fallout 1 and 2, and is a precious part of my young gaming years.
    Also: filling a super soaker with acid is now, and will forever be, one of my favourite weapons.

  • @kitsunedesu2819
    @kitsunedesu2819 2 года назад +71

    I remember playing this game before the fix, downloaded a couple of mods and finished the game with only one or two crashes. Even finished the dlc's as well, so I was surprised to see everyone struggle trying to play this game. It was also funny to watch, keep up the amazing work!

    • @RaTcHeT302
      @RaTcHeT302 2 года назад +1

      wait is your channel background from valkyria chronicles
      I SWEAR THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SNIPER CLASS XDD

    • @kitsunedesu2819
      @kitsunedesu2819 2 года назад +1

      @@RaTcHeT302 Yeah, it's Kai Schulen from Valkyria Chronicles 4 I believe.

    • @RaTcHeT302
      @RaTcHeT302 2 года назад +1

      @@kitsunedesu2819 OH IT'S THE ANGRY MUTE LADY GOT IT
      I HONESLY GOT KINDA BORED OF THE GAME SO I JUST GAVE UP ON IT XDD

    • @d1m4as11
      @d1m4as11 2 года назад

      Actually it happened to me too, actually had like one crash and then when I tried to play it again before the "fix" and then it showed some errors, then I couldn't play it anymore

    • @pizza_for_free
      @pizza_for_free 2 года назад +1

      I actually currently have an installation of the game that has it downpatched to the GFWL version, specifically for mod support. Game's modded to shit and it still runs better than I remember the 360 version running.

  • @dococ3272
    @dococ3272 4 месяца назад +3

    Parody isn’t copyright! I want the full version of “Welcome to the Wasteland” please.

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 3 месяца назад +1

      He probably know this and hides behind the copyright joke because he can’t be arsed writing the rest of the parody

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 2 года назад +97

    Any quest in every Bethesda game ever: go to place half way across the map, kill everyone, take their stuff.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 2 года назад +6

      Maybe I just don't like video games enough anymore, but isn't that just what all RPGs are?

    • @mrtrash4128
      @mrtrash4128 2 года назад +1

      @@samuelstensgaard4828 depends on the rpg. But yeah if you boil any rpg quest down it is that

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 2 года назад +3

      @@samuelstensgaard4828 a lot of RPGs are like this not all.
      But to be fair the only thing you need to be considered an rpg is have numbers in your game. Because of how vague the term "role playing game" is

    • @steelths1781
      @steelths1781 2 года назад +3

      I guess you haven't played fallout 3 then

    • @thestaminabs
      @thestaminabs 2 года назад

      Play the fallout 3 side quests

  • @h4zrd-rs252
    @h4zrd-rs252 2 года назад +39

    Fallout 3's ending could've been fixed entirely if they wrote it to where the Enclave pushed one final attack on the purifier and everyone went to fight them off while you activated it.

    • @nonuvurbeeznus795
      @nonuvurbeeznus795 2 года назад +2

      Or maybe it needed two different people to press two separate buttons, so Fawkes would go into the room but he needed someone else to be in there with him.

    • @AileTheAlien
      @AileTheAlien 2 года назад

      There is however, the small matter of the entire rest of the game.

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 2 года назад

      I think the Enclave had a missed opportunity to mean well, even Shamus Young feels that a tiny bit given how the purifier can be enabled WITHOUT fighting over it.
      Bethesda sucks at writing characters for games beyond Morrowind, don't they?

  • @moomoocowmaster8427
    @moomoocowmaster8427 2 года назад +13

    some of the best editing and skits i have ever seen on youtube! props to you, im excited to rewatch on friday.

  • @devinley4552
    @devinley4552 2 года назад +18

    The pills scene is so funny that if you listen closely you can hear the Editor or whoever in the background also thanks for giving all the joy of me watching you upisnotjump I appreciate and helps me go through life and thank you for that

  • @Jknudsen93
    @Jknudsen93 2 года назад +17

    My older Brother's friend loaned us his copy of FO3 and that was our 1st time playing it. He told us, "Go ahead and borrow it for as long as you like, I finished it already a few times."
    Literally a week later, trophies were patched into the game and my brother's friend was like "Damn it! And I JUST said you can borrow it as long as you like, I'm not gonna bug you for it back after only a week!" lol

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 2 года назад +124

    That fake news paper made my day. To the assistant editor who spent five minutes of your life you'll never get back finding that joke, I laughed my ass off at it, thank you. The effort wasn't wasted, I loved it!

  • @TanjiroKamadoDSC
    @TanjiroKamadoDSC 2 года назад +49

    I was literally wondering a couple of hours ago when this video was going to come, so happy it's here, this channel is so underrated.

    • @he_who_sits
      @he_who_sits 2 года назад +2

      A channel that has over a million subscribers isn't what I'd consider underrated 🤣

    • @vincentjonesvr
      @vincentjonesvr 2 года назад +2

      @@he_who_sits That's not exactly a large channel anymore, mate. It's not 2010 where 1m+ subs meant you were one of the top youtubers.

    • @bumblefluff561
      @bumblefluff561 2 года назад +1

      @@vincentjonesvr but it’s still not an easy feat either.

  • @asbjo
    @asbjo 2 года назад +207

    The thing I feel Fallout 3 does best is: Wasteland exploring. Sure most of the locations are empty and has nothing in them, and that is certainly a point against that statement. However. The mood of sifting through ruins in a world that is more or less completely devoid of civilization is done very well. If they added stuff in more of the empty buildings, like the example with the desk fan in this video, then it would be a perfect wasteland simulator. More small side-quests would also be nice.
    I do no care for the main quest at all.

    • @peevester9987
      @peevester9987 2 года назад +13

      I can certainly agree that most of the last half of the main quest was trash (made ever-so-slighty less trash with the "you survived" retcon DLC), but I don't think any game ever did the open world as well. There were whole nights of play where I just picked a random direction and found stuff to get up to, or just a tangled mess of underground tunnels to explore.
      I'll be honest - I have loathed pretty much every fallout storylines. I was ALMOST on board with New Vegas, until 5 minutes after meeting Mr. House, he says "welp, the first thing to do is to go to the bases of all those friends you made and blow them up". And then you find you can merely go in, piss everyone off at you forever WITHOUT killing them, and that's just as good? Wha? I finished the story (after immediately killing House), but it was mostly out of inertia at that point.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +17

      It didn't feel like exploration as much as stumbling over something that wants to kill me for no reason every ten metres.
      Many of the characters are just annoying, and the dialogue options are lacklustre.
      For example the vampires: Drinking blood donations is still cannibalism. But you can't tell them that, it is either or. And why are their neighbours half the map distant? And what do they eat?
      There is no viable economy or ecology, and the survivors have not found any clever ways of surviving, they still survive on pre-war rations. Two centuries later they are still talking about "the war" as if nothing had happened since, including other wars. Even though it is still in living memory, it is quite a long while.
      And the loot. There is more loot than you can carry, and more than the traders can buy. Why do they even bother buying from you? Why are the raiders still raiding? What is the point of going anywhere to explore? Just for some tribute set-pieces to famous authors of early horror?

    • @coldeed
      @coldeed 2 года назад +5

      @@davidwuhrer6704 "There is no viable economy or ecology"
      When has there ever been either of these integrated fully and comprehensively?

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 2 года назад +7

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Ah, yes, because there's no Brahmin around as a food source in Fallout 3, no merchant traders, etc.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 2 года назад +1

      I think to have done that they should probably have set it much earlier then because it strains suspension of disbelieft that the world is still a complete wasteland almost 200 years after the apocalypse. It should have been something closer to say Metro, STALKER or DayZ where it's set immediately after the apocalypse happened so the effects of the apocalypse are still felt and there's still loot to be found. It's very hard to believe that not only does the world still look like it was nuked yesterday after 200 years but also that there's anything left to be looted, like you'd imagine that everything would have been picked clean several times over by now and after that people would have moved in for the raw materials. Like there wouldn't be any buildings left because people would have ripped down all the concrete buildings to use as bricks in their own buildings and used the steel reinforcement to make steel tools out of.

  • @AzathothLives
    @AzathothLives 9 месяцев назад +11

    The problem with Fallout 3 was that it was too big, so they had to fill it with a bunch of nothing.
    Todd then looked at that, and said. "Yeah, lets make Fallout 76 4x larger. That is a number I can say!" While the developers are over there in a corner tearing their faces off.

  • @Scubadog_
    @Scubadog_ 2 года назад +145

    We really need a full remake of FO3. There were a lot of good ideas executed very amateurly and I'm glad this video validated some of my annoyances. I thought it was just me being ungreatful, but the empty feeling just never really left while playing it. Sorta just hoping to see *something* interesting around the next corner.

    • @strawberyyicecreamdream216
      @strawberyyicecreamdream216 2 года назад +6

      Empty feeling describes how I felt playing it perfectly. I went in long after release but expecting greatness and was sorely dissapointed.
      F03 has good moments and aspects but I did not enjoy it.

    • @trentn1127
      @trentn1127 2 года назад +8

      Why would you ever feel ungrateful in having issues with something you’ve paid for?

    • @strawberyyicecreamdream216
      @strawberyyicecreamdream216 2 года назад

      @@night6724 I never played them. Too clunky.

    • @klebyell
      @klebyell 2 года назад +6

      Fo3 probably has the best open world in the franchise, Most iconic real life locations atleast. It also has the darkest atmosphere of the modern games. The issue is the game was blending old school with the new so in many ways it felt a bit dated from a combat perspective from the get go but it was always supposed to feel like that. I guess modern times have just absolutely wrecked the attention spans of you younger folks. It's not a hit you with dopamine kind of game, the discovery was in finding places that you knew in real life, trawling through a dark metro full of radiated zombies to surface beneath the ruins of a national monument. Reading the history of people who had taken up occupation in these places etc etc.

    • @generalfluffyproto
      @generalfluffyproto Год назад

      2008 was a time of technological limitations

  • @UnstableEquilibrium
    @UnstableEquilibrium 2 года назад +22

    First thing I did when I started playing this on my PC for the first time was look up a guide to mod it. The video I found was so helpful. It went over how to get Games for Windows, how to play in windowed mode but actually full screen, and making it crash less in general.

  • @mattb9343
    @mattb9343 2 года назад +10

    Spiff voicing Sid somehow makes him more villainous. I now expect him to commit war crimes, and exploit the entire known universe for infinite money.

  • @FroggyNight
    @FroggyNight 2 года назад +22

    The way I looked at the original ending to FO3 was as follows. Your father gave up the entire world for his child. And then once his child was safe and grown, he realized it was time to give up his family and even his life to save the world. Which he did and failed. The burden then becomes yours and you end up being given the opportunity to sacrifice yourself for the world. It’s poetic in a sense that the cost of the world was always your life.
    I will admit the first time I finished the game I chose to input the code myself. And I actually stopped and put the controller down for a few minutes just sitting in the silence that it was all over. I enjoyed the finality of the story and the fact that I could start a new one and not just continue on whenever DLC was released. Which they did anyways.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 2 года назад +5

      Still makes no sense when they guy right next to you can do the same thing with literally zero risk to himself

    • @FroggyNight
      @FroggyNight 2 года назад +1

      @@geoshark12 he literally says why though. It’s not his destiny, it’s yours. Which is why if you choose to send someone else in, the credits still roll and the history books stop writing about you. Because you are nobody.

    • @Anduar0
      @Anduar0 2 года назад +2

      ​@@FroggyNight Destiny is a bit of a butt if the hero sacrifice was its plan the whole time, lol. The player only survives past the first 20 minutes of the game because Amata wakes them up before security can kill them.

  • @thartiustheslayerofthots7088
    @thartiustheslayerofthots7088 Год назад +15

    I remember The first time I played fallout 3 and played all the way through with no perks, no companions and never doing a singular side quest AND I LOVED IT

  • @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
    @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX 2 года назад +54

    I knew this was coming, but I never thought I'd see my boy massacred like this....at least Fallout 3 was dunked on by you! 🤣

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 2 года назад +2

      I want to say it was A) Many A True Nerd or B) Salt Factory that did a negative review
      Waaaaaaaay wrong. His name is Creetosis.

    • @KJ-od8wq
      @KJ-od8wq 2 года назад

      @@armouredjester1622
      Dude made like a 9 hour video and half of it is just him grumbling under his breath lol

  • @adto5942
    @adto5942 2 года назад +22

    But what about Broken Steel? I know it is a DLC but it starts automatically just after the "end" of the game so it is a part of the main story (I guess?).
    By the way, the code to activate the purifier is 216.

    • @NinjaAgnostic
      @NinjaAgnostic 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, that's the only part I'm sad wasn't covered. I don't think all of the DLC needs to covered, but I feel like fallout 3 is much better with Broken Steel.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 2 года назад

      @NinjaAgnostic yeah the game is like 13 years old and broken steel came out like 12 years ago. Broken Steel ending is literally the proper ending at this point, people still complaining about the decade+ old obsolete ending on release need to get over it lol

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs 2 года назад +17

    I actually watch Fallout 1-3 through nostalgia goggles yet I agree with almost every point you make.

  • @Windy-sg8mi
    @Windy-sg8mi Месяц назад +1

    What bothered me about James is, he wasn't even born in the vault, up and leaves for Project Purity and has the nerve to say, "you're a big boy/girl now, you can get along on your own now", where? In the wasteland we've never seen? Or the vault that was hunting you down when he most likely knew they'd be sore about the vault opening? Probably not supposed to think about it too much, just always bothered me some with nowhere to express that thought

  • @Dammlee
    @Dammlee 2 года назад +8

    i was expecting a fallout 3 video, then settled with a Fallout tactics video, only to realize it IS a fallout 3 video. 10/10

  • @heathercurry898
    @heathercurry898 2 года назад +21

    Sooo happy whenever I see an UpIsNotJump update! My day is now complete…loved the “Hello Darkness My old friend” joke!

  • @Ballistics5X
    @Ballistics5X Год назад +2

    18:20 Power-Stations, Radio-Stations, Relay-Stations, TRAIN-STATIONS!

  • @sauceman2885
    @sauceman2885 2 года назад +169

    Wish there were more fallout games like the first and second they are so fucking good. If only Bethesda would make another but since that’s a bad idea for.....money it’s not gonna happen

    • @cheif1776
      @cheif1776 2 года назад +15

      Well, they're owned by Microsoft now, so they might not have much of a choice. Or even better, Microsoft lets obsidian make fallout games, so we can have, ya know, good fallout games.

    • @eddie1654
      @eddie1654 2 года назад +5

      I recommend Atom RPG, give it a try it's on steam and conoles

    • @maxpresi
      @maxpresi 2 года назад +2

      Go play Wasteland

    • @SImmons3128
      @SImmons3128 2 года назад +4

      New vegas is the closest to the first and second

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 2 года назад +2

      Underrail, atom rpg, probably a few others. It's there, if you look for it. Underrail is especially old fallout like in that every little sidequest is fleshed out

  • @TheMaghorn
    @TheMaghorn 2 года назад +4

    The first time I played through Fallout 3, I had positive karma and was able to talk Fawkes into activating the reactor because I had the DLC, and the game still talked about me like I was the second coming of Satan and called Fawkes the hero, and it didn't even change the intro to Broken Steel.

  • @istrumguitars
    @istrumguitars 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ah yes… that one time in the Bethesda writers’ room: “Dude you know what would be totally perfect thing to add to a game about a post-post-nuclear wasteland?”
    “Nah wut”
    “Aliens 👽”
    “Oooo-wOOOooo”
    And Mothership Zeta was born

  • @TheDuckmage
    @TheDuckmage 2 года назад +83

    I love his version of the Fallout 3 ending. Would love a mod that changes it to be like that

  • @phrag5944
    @phrag5944 2 года назад +19

    THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP FALLOUT TACTICS.
    i love that game so freakin much. still one of the best turn based games ever made.

  • @hardstuck_styx
    @hardstuck_styx 2 года назад +5

    5:03 I don’t know doc. I just don’t.

  • @Calbeck
    @Calbeck 2 года назад +5

    "Why didn't Bethesda include this file that is 100% the property of Microsoft, an insanely litigious megacorporation"

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 2 года назад +1

      I feel like they could have worked it out. They had a relationship even before the acquisition.

  • @kirbo1248
    @kirbo1248 3 месяца назад +1

    I shall tell the a secret, New Vegas is a Dessert Primarily with far less locations. While fallout 3 is a huge Metropolitan area filled with locations so you can't make every location interesting otherwise it doesn't make sense but they could have had more interesting locations since it is set in DC but yeah I understand your critiques on it.

  • @night1hal1
    @night1hal1 2 года назад +5

    31:00
    To add insult to injury, if you have the Broken Steel DLC installed the game will let you send Fawkes (or the other radiation-immune companion Charon) into the purification chamber in your place. BUT THEN THE NARRATOR CALLS YOU A COWARDLY ASSHOLE ANYWAYS. Like wtf, Ron, I thought we were cool, I've watched hellboy like 6 times.

  • @Jorakful
    @Jorakful 2 года назад +9

    My worst mistake regarding Fallout 3 probably was playing Fallout NV in large quantities beforehand. While I enjoyed the atmosphere and the DLCs for Fallout 3, I expected another FNV style main story and overall quest structure which just wasn't there. I did one full playthrough, tried some mods and since then I didn't touch it anymore.
    One extremely fortunate thing for Me though is, that I tend to avoid most, if not all bugs and crashes in video games which is really nice.

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 Год назад +3

    20:10 OH MY GOD how am I JUST discovering you tonight?!

  • @unluckytourist
    @unluckytourist 2 года назад +14

    I played the series for the first time this year. When playing the first two, I was hours in before realising I really, really needed to read the manuals or FAQ's online to figure out HOW to play them. Then with 3 and NV I needed to spend a bunch of time reading forums and downloading patches to make them run. By the time I got to 4 I spent all my time googling to see what I needed to know before I started, and it turned out it was...nothing. It just worked. But I managed to spoil a bunch of it for myself.

  • @CMWinter
    @CMWinter 2 года назад +6

    Your uploads are one of my favourite things to see. Fallout 3 is my favourite game of all time, next to Half-Life 2 and when I got every achievement (twice) I said, "Right, I'll wait for a remake." It's been 10 fucking years now and I still can't watch Fallout 3 content like this and MATN videos because I'm trying to regrow my Fallout 3 virginity for the inevitable remake, so I can re-experience it as fresh as possible.
    One day, I will watch this. Until that day, take my comment and like.

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 2 года назад +1

      Yeah there won’t be a remake

    • @lemonsuckerYT
      @lemonsuckerYT 2 года назад +1

      If youre a huge fan of the game you might wanna avoid watching this anyway. Its a little too accurate about how it holds up 13 years later.

  • @giorgiodechambre6798
    @giorgiodechambre6798 2 года назад +5

    I've been playing fo3 for 10 years now and I'm still playing it to this day, I have four other fallout games (One, Two, Tactics, New Vegas) and fallout 3 gets played 100x more, I'm astonished I keep finding new things.

  • @ulfricstormcloak5080
    @ulfricstormcloak5080 Год назад +33

    I love the emptiness of fallout 3. It’s probably my favorite fallout game

  • @Tinkuwu
    @Tinkuwu 2 года назад +6

    I have a favorite memory from Fallout 3.
    Basically, I had a friend over, we were both teenagers at the time, and I was low on health so I decided to drink from a pond of water. I drank for a few seconds, but ended up getting hit from behind. I turned around to see a Super Mutant was hitting me and my friend made a Chowder reference, saying "None shall take of it!".
    Fallout 3 is definitely a great game, not because it has interesting mechanics or branching paths or anything of the sorts, but mostly because it's a fun exploration game, seeing the sights for the first time was always great. I ended up getting lost and never doing the main quest until I was sick and stayed home from school one day. Otherwise, I would just spend hours walking around, looking at new things while destroying any enemy I came across.

  • @Omahdon
    @Omahdon 2 года назад +38

    "All the Fallout 2 fans (you know, all seven of them)" why must you continue to hurt me this way re: my unfiltered nostalgia for fiddly oldschool CRPGs, mister up is not jump? o:

    • @so1ar15
      @so1ar15 2 года назад

      Oh my gods... Ohmahdon Lives... Funny seeing you here

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 2 года назад

      So who are the other 5 fans of F2?

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit 2 года назад +6

    thing is: alot of the fallout games' storytelling inside of locations only works, because people in this postapocalyptic world are literate and obssesed with keeping diarys and write it even while bleeding out in an empty basement. that always rubbed me the wrong way. yes, i now that "would it be realistic, you would only find a skeleton without any context, making it boring" but thats fallouts problem anyway. in order for the fantasy setting to work, they bend so many rules, that it doesnt feel right. some things still work after 200 years, while they soaked up so much radiation, that you could use them as nuclear fuel and the world decided to use bottlecaps as money, which is also located in locations and closed safes, that are still untouched from before the war, because the player needs motivation to loot stuff. and bank in fallout would look like this: ghouls inside, 20 broken terminals for whatever reason, yet 1 ist still working, showing a mail exchange about an inside plot to rob money out of the vault when cleanup happens and a bribed service technician, that implemented a backup code, to open the vault without any alarm. you find the code, open the vault, find 20 gold bars, 50 stacks of prewar money, trinkets.... and 250 bottlecaps and a legendary raider left arm armor piece.. because fuck logic.

  • @quickclaw240
    @quickclaw240 Год назад +4

    If 3 is a nightmare then 4 is a heart attack in your sleep.

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 2 года назад +36

    Storytelling has been a weakness of Bethesda's for a long time. Some of their side-quests are pretty good but main quests are usually average or "meh". To me their Fallout games are their weakest because they try too hard to shove a story in your face while the Elder Scrolls games, after the annoying intro sections that shouldn't exist, let you wander off and role-play the unique character you created. BGS games are at their best when the player creates the story but Fallout 3 doesn't really want you to do that, instead it wants you to follow Bethesda's story.
    It's still a great game though lol.

    • @Spiffyo
      @Spiffyo 2 года назад +2

      This is because they have the same guy since elder scrolls 3 write the main story, and the side ones are up to other workers of the game to come up with, and it's why I enjoy hearing about them from youtubers.

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 2 года назад +27

    Be warned if you say you like fallout 3, some nerd might make an 8 hour video on you.

  • @Doctorzeus1aonly
    @Doctorzeus1aonly 2 года назад +4

    I'm pretty sure getting the Broken Steel expansion allow you to survive the ending..

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 2 года назад +5

    Upisnotjump content just seems to never get old, it’s amazing and I love it. Plus, it evolves in quality as well.

  • @localhearthian2387
    @localhearthian2387 2 года назад +5

    "Convincing this advanced supercomputer not to kill himself and everyone else around him is the real challege here"
    So what you're saying is... President Eden just works

  • @nonreligionist
    @nonreligionist 2 года назад +6

    I remember playing through this for the first time and being extremely pissed when I beat the main story and couldn't continue playing after

    • @montanus777
      @montanus777 Год назад

      "save early, save often!" (al lowe)

  • @averageidiot6645
    @averageidiot6645 4 месяца назад

    To expand on the idea of the Fallout 3 ending slides, may I point to the wasteland survival guide? This thing literally shows up in a few places in New Vegas, showing that it has in fact helped people. The best possible outcome for it would be Moira managing to make enough off of it to hire people to make copies, eventually becoming a standard item someone living in the capital wasteland would own.

  • @andrewkoblas5396
    @andrewkoblas5396 2 года назад +13

    Commenting to appease the algorithm
    but also I do have to say that I enjoy your videos immensely and have loved seeing both your channel and editing expertise grow over the years, I still remember watching all your Rick and Morty/Bob Ross FO4 Machimas. Sucks that this vid got age-restricted and I hope it doesn’t negatively impact you too much. Best of luck to you!

  • @jasmine-ruff-puff9951
    @jasmine-ruff-puff9951 2 года назад +16

    It's literally evil that they fixed the launcher this late