Can You Beat Hitman 3 With ONLY Bribery?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @georgekostaras
    @georgekostaras 5 месяцев назад +1072

    This basically proves that Agent 47 has more in common with Bugs Bunny than Solid Snake

    • @crunchylettuce5446
      @crunchylettuce5446 5 месяцев назад +16

      Holy shit this is an underrated comment

    • @lighthouse6543
      @lighthouse6543 5 месяцев назад +96

      Gameplay and story segregation: in lore he's basically a shadow of a shadow, the platonic ideal of solid snake and the unseen hitman but in gameplay he's a clown (sometimes literally) killing people with banana peels

    • @andree9519
      @andree9519 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@lighthouse6543 why is this so true?

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 4 месяца назад +2

      I always knew Bugs Bunny was a clone

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 4 месяца назад +6

      So 47 is actually called Solid Hare ?

  • @RinSee-l1r
    @RinSee-l1r 5 месяцев назад +640

    yes you bribed that mans skull to detach from the spine, very clever 47

  • @SaintPhoenixx
    @SaintPhoenixx 5 месяцев назад +467

    I love that a group of millionaires partying atop the biggest building in the world, surrounded by solid gold, will still go and pick up a quarter even if it puts them in mortal danger. Incredible satire from Hitman there.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 4 месяца назад +37

      One of the most OP items in the game is a small gold bar that acts both as a non-lethal melee weapon AND a coin.

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj Месяц назад

      Act broke to stay rich 🤑🤑🤑

  • @bepis_lord7883
    @bepis_lord7883 5 месяцев назад +2343

    Boeing simulator:

  • @archmagusofevil
    @archmagusofevil 5 месяцев назад +253

    I can't believe even Hitman became pay-to-win

  • @Lucky_Gamer4876
    @Lucky_Gamer4876 5 месяцев назад +650

    “He quickly forgot about it as I payed him off” ❌
    “He quickly forgot about it as I gave him a concussion and snapped his neck” ✅

  • @archershi2102
    @archershi2102 5 месяцев назад +40

    "the last level didn't let me smuggle in coins, so I bribed the people with bullets" 💀

  • @randompencil2761
    @randompencil2761 5 месяцев назад +411

    Fun fact: if you attempt to stick a coin in somebodies “coin slot” they will probably bludgeon you with the nearest item!

    • @mavrikgaming970
      @mavrikgaming970 5 месяцев назад +9

      This can’t be real bro

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg 5 месяцев назад +5

      Wait, wha-

    • @GORYGIRL
      @GORYGIRL 5 месяцев назад +19

      UH-OMG LOL! 🤣
      I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CHILDISH, BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! THIS REMINDS ME OF A JOKE FROM A KIDS SHOW.
      "I CAN'T FIND THE COIN SLOT...HERE IT IS!" (SEAHOARSE YELLS, GUY GETS KICKED BY THE HOARSE). WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO THAT?

    • @egorbananov7738
      @egorbananov7738 5 месяцев назад +33

      what a sad time to be literate

    • @mavrikgaming970
      @mavrikgaming970 5 месяцев назад +2

      And this also has 69 likes at the time😭

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 5 месяцев назад +179

    For some reason I thought the coins were were going to be how you kill people lol. Just belt them in the head with a quarter.

    • @funnymannotfunny
      @funnymannotfunny 5 месяцев назад +12

      ultrakill mode

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 5 месяцев назад +18

      There was a bug to let you use coins (or any throwable item) as if they were lethal, idk if it's been patched though

    • @dustpanman2998
      @dustpanman2998 5 месяцев назад +10

      That's just Ultrakill

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 4 месяца назад +4

      Funny thing is, Blood Money did have a bug where you could threaten a hostage with a coin. And then KO the hostage by striking them with the coin

    • @glazglazedrinker
      @glazglazedrinker 4 месяца назад +1

      quarter sock

  • @BalthazarSturm
    @BalthazarSturm 5 месяцев назад +123

    "Oh wait, there won't be a next time, will there?" - damn, you didn't have to violate him like that, he's already dead, man 🤣

  • @Chunkycat756
    @Chunkycat756 5 месяцев назад +92

    "I paid the guard to look the other way while we did the deed"

  • @nakiyajourney
    @nakiyajourney 5 месяцев назад +62

    me and my ex bf broke up and i used to play hitman on his console and watch u. now i just play alone and i still watch u bcs ur the goat!

    • @tejroyal7167
      @tejroyal7167 5 месяцев назад +5

      Sorry that happened to u. Can I have the console?

    • @nakiyajourney
      @nakiyajourney 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@tejroyal7167 sorry bro hitman gets me thru i needs it😔

    • @tejroyal7167
      @tejroyal7167 5 месяцев назад +2

      @nakiyajourney oh good luck on ur endeavors

    • @Niveet
      @Niveet 5 месяцев назад +1

      Degen

    • @Forky332
      @Forky332 5 дней назад

      so wait he gave away his console to you

  • @Brass319
    @Brass319 5 месяцев назад +48

    5:57 so I guess you could call it a... paywall

  • @d3ltazer0judgement
    @d3ltazer0judgement 4 месяца назад +13

    In a parallel universe.
    Gabriel: AGENT 47, COINS ARE *NOT* A MARTIAL ART
    Agent 47: _tosses coins with malicious intent_

    • @dunerite7064
      @dunerite7064 3 месяца назад +3

      Meanwhile.
      Burnwood: Ricochetting your shots off of tossed coins… Interesting approach Agent V1.

  • @christianloizou4463
    @christianloizou4463 2 месяца назад +4

    00:59 The irony of accidentally saying "My goal is to be as efficient as possible" twice 😂

  • @white6505
    @white6505 5 месяцев назад +387

    at 1:15 you kind of repeat what you said before, just a heads up! maybe you got confused during editing. Interesting run!
    quack

  • @randalis1
    @randalis1 5 месяцев назад +16

    never played hitman but for some reason I love this content

  • @MinnieLeGata
    @MinnieLeGata 2 месяца назад +3

    8:06 Beautifully bypassed them there

  • @mablix784
    @mablix784 5 месяцев назад +27

    4:22 As a famous character said: "I miss the part when that's my problem"

  • @axonap5171
    @axonap5171 4 месяца назад +4

    Ultrakill: 🤝 Hitman 3:
    coins only challenge

  • @mystey1
    @mystey1 4 месяца назад +12

    'One woman sees the dead body and me standing on top of him, but she has no idea I killed him' ROFL

  • @1manApocalypse_CP
    @1manApocalypse_CP 5 месяцев назад +14

    "She was in the way of my efficiency though."

  • @nouche
    @nouche 3 месяца назад +4

    You can also coin lure people infinitely far away by just straight up placing the coin down in front of them with the precise placement feature. Repeatedly picking the one coin back up and putting it farther away. It literally just works like that without having to hide and throw coins.

  • @TORTLESSS
    @TORTLESSS 5 месяцев назад +3

    5:33 "i purchased this bike from this wall" - agent 42.0

  • @hipiek345
    @hipiek345 3 месяца назад +4

    My only rule is to not be seen killing anyone. Now onto carl ingram. (2 seconds later) My only rule is to not be seed murdering anyone. Now my next target is carl ingram

  • @mugenvx
    @mugenvx 5 месяцев назад +51

    perfect timing i just started eating and needed a vid to watch

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад +3

      quack.

    • @FreezeYaBoy
      @FreezeYaBoy 5 месяцев назад +1

      What were you eating and how was it

    • @mugenvx
      @mugenvx 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@FreezeYaBoy sushi and it was great

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 5 месяцев назад +2

    " I've won... but at what cost? "

  • @darbyk
    @darbyk 4 месяца назад +4

    “I purchased a bike from this wall” is wild

  • @dashedaway.
    @dashedaway. 5 месяцев назад +20

    "lucky for her , she was joining him in the afterlife"
    this man is clinically insane

  • @vsandman
    @vsandman 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I purchased a bike from this wall and made my escape"

  • @nouche
    @nouche 3 месяца назад +4

    There are exceptions to opening doors using coins (at least for the part where you can have the door remain unlocked for the rest of the mission), but I don’t have one in mind at the minute

    • @JPLYUKI
      @JPLYUKI Месяц назад +1

      Hokkaido? You usually have to keep them open by sticking something in the doorway.

    • @nouche
      @nouche Месяц назад +2

      @@JPLYUKI : Yeah those are quite different, they have their own system, but I do know about this trick. I should note I don’t think every NPC can unlock them, unlike all other doors, as they kinda require them wearing the proper disguise.

  • @dusttoh8927
    @dusttoh8927 5 месяцев назад +2

    These guards must be so underpaid that they got distracted by nickels!

  • @Noahvannieuwen
    @Noahvannieuwen 5 месяцев назад +4

    my day just got better seeing bro post

  • @maccurtis730
    @maccurtis730 4 месяца назад +2

    Billionaire: "This is how I commit murder."

  • @theyneverlearn3679
    @theyneverlearn3679 5 месяцев назад +2

    They say with the clinking of many coins comes your certain death...

  • @gamingNisLfun
    @gamingNisLfun 5 месяцев назад +3

    i havent wachted u for 2 months great video to return back to

  • @TSDthesuperderp
    @TSDthesuperderp 5 месяцев назад +10

    Bro that’s crazy, I was talking with a RUclipsr Sean Fredrick to do coin only runs. This is crazy Timing ngl lmaoo

  • @nimon0115
    @nimon0115 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think there is an exception to the door mechanic. The vine door when you are entering the secret society meeting (maybe it's the start of the vine tour with Mr Don) in mendoza. Gret vid BTW.

  • @Programm3r
    @Programm3r 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bribery ❌
    Bribery ✅

  • @mouse2621
    @mouse2621 3 месяца назад +4

    why did he explain the efficient rule twice

  • @xerfrex7869
    @xerfrex7869 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yay, another OnionButter Hitman vid.
    T'is a good day, despite being thoroughly fucked by a Thermodynamics exam

  • @ICASniperballer
    @ICASniperballer 5 месяцев назад +9

    "Nobody actually knew it was me" - supicious actions (coin drop) (climbing up a ledge), only one person (47) enters the room where Markus Styvesand got killed

  • @SplinterOver-nr9hj
    @SplinterOver-nr9hj 5 месяцев назад +6

    speedruners: Well time to get a world record in coin only😂😂

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931
    @thrawnnoconnection6931 4 месяца назад +1

    I believe the devs have said that all NPCs being able to open all doors is hard enough to change that it's the reason there's no prison level (other than the sniper one)

  • @AmazingMrCat
    @AmazingMrCat 5 месяцев назад +13

    Money money money he loves money

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад +1

      quack.

    • @AmazingMrCat
      @AmazingMrCat 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hockee09 quack.

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@AmazingMrCat quack.

  • @DAOFS
    @DAOFS 5 месяцев назад +6

    “I purchased a bike from this wall” Ah yes, capitalism.

  • @snugglypandagaming3525
    @snugglypandagaming3525 5 месяцев назад +6

    Love your content, always gives me a good laugh 😂❤

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад

      quack.

    • @TK-4044v
      @TK-4044v 5 месяцев назад

      quack.

    • @vaneth-lf6pt
      @vaneth-lf6pt 5 месяцев назад

      Edited?!?​@@TK-4044v

  • @bonessai
    @bonessai 5 месяцев назад +1

    toss a coin to your hitman, oh valley of plenty ~ 🎶

  • @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu
    @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu 5 месяцев назад +2

    Billionaires evading taxes simulator:

  • @ZomBro_BOSS
    @ZomBro_BOSS 5 месяцев назад +2

    Man I love Ultrakill

  • @chickenfoot8803
    @chickenfoot8803 5 месяцев назад +2

    I enjoy your videos and I have played only the first hit man and own 0 consoles or games now. 😂 but I enjoy playing them and watching them in depth

  • @steelixian1705
    @steelixian1705 5 месяцев назад +1

    Toss a coin to the AI, Oh hitman of plenty

  • @strom101
    @strom101 5 месяцев назад +5

    Only watched 10 seconds but already know this video is a BANGER

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад

      quack.

  • @sc0ttb0b92
    @sc0ttb0b92 13 дней назад

    I like to imagine the coins 47 throws are so rare and valuable that not a single soul could resist lunging for it

  • @weckar
    @weckar 3 месяца назад

    China and Mendoza are definitely my least explored levels. Would love more content on those.

  • @mavrikgaming970
    @mavrikgaming970 5 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone 100% heard that murder but as they say NOT MY PROBLEM 🤣

  • @supreethkoppula
    @supreethkoppula 5 месяцев назад +12

    At 0:59 and 1:15 you explain the same thing mate

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад +1

      quack.

    • @janvalkyrie
      @janvalkyrie 5 месяцев назад +10

      No I don't think he did. I am saying this of my own volition as some one who has not been bribed at all.

    • @insertcreativenamehere7027
      @insertcreativenamehere7027 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@janvalkyrieI am wholeheartedly supporting this claim because it is true, and not because I, too, have been bribed to say so.

    • @brizzled5193
      @brizzled5193 5 месяцев назад +2

      #ad
      He never did though, he only stated what he said once

    • @quasario
      @quasario 5 месяцев назад +1

      As someone who definitely has not been sponsored to spread misinformation, He definitely explained it once

  • @drucy.
    @drucy. 4 месяца назад

    Basically, it's "Screw the rules, I'm rich !" The Run™

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 5 месяцев назад +1

    He said the goals for this video twice lol.

  • @TheNewGuy19
    @TheNewGuy19 5 месяцев назад

    hypothetically speaking, this could perhaps (though theoretically) be an ultrakill reference, perchance

  • @m4il94
    @m4il94 5 месяцев назад

    Thats some rich neck-snaping you've done a bit of there.

  • @TuckerCarlson420
    @TuckerCarlson420 5 месяцев назад +2

    Can you convince SpongeBob to kill someone?

  • @pigbenis-_-
    @pigbenis-_- 5 месяцев назад

    Your content is so fun to watch pls upload more

  • @butterytomatoes747
    @butterytomatoes747 5 месяцев назад

    Watching these videos made me realize how little i knew how to actually play hitman lol

  • @RiskOfJeffy2
    @RiskOfJeffy2 5 месяцев назад

    Always up for a new challenge video from onion

  • @MarksmanDynamics
    @MarksmanDynamics 5 месяцев назад

    Longer videos please!!!🔥🔥🔥

  • @BlueBlade256
    @BlueBlade256 5 месяцев назад

    Coins being completely broken. That reminds me of ultrakill where the exact same statement can be said

  • @o80y1
    @o80y1 Месяц назад

    “Toss A Coin To Your Hitman”

  • @LokiJamm
    @LokiJamm 5 месяцев назад +2

    new upload woot woot

  • @wiktorbabula6718
    @wiktorbabula6718 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love your vids dude

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад

      quack.

    • @wiktorbabula6718
      @wiktorbabula6718 5 месяцев назад

      @@Hockee09 quack indeed

    • @Hockee09
      @Hockee09 5 месяцев назад

      @@wiktorbabula6718 quack.

  • @A_Hostage
    @A_Hostage 5 месяцев назад +2

    10:33 pause thats crazy

  • @feline_luv
    @feline_luv 5 месяцев назад

    Nice to see another OnionButter video. ^-^

  • @DogeStudios1
    @DogeStudios1 5 месяцев назад

    This dude needs to do the white shadow no items silent assassin challenge in Japan. 😂

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 5 месяцев назад +2

    If EA made Hitman.

  • @AbdullahArRafi
    @AbdullahArRafi 4 месяца назад

    And they say money can't buy everything!

  • @antipothis
    @antipothis 4 месяца назад

    If you want more coin madness, there is a cane you can unlock from the seven deadly sins dlc, that when you knock people out with it, it drops a free coin. quite a bit silly

  • @stefanieslater8950
    @stefanieslater8950 5 месяцев назад +1

    God I miss cheese

  • @Joshan_
    @Joshan_ 5 месяцев назад

    You have absolutely been seen at 8:07 STRANGLING that innocent guard, and I know this breaks the runs rules because you told me them twice in the set up. J'ACCUSE, SIR. 😂

  • @resipsaloquitur412
    @resipsaloquitur412 5 месяцев назад

    No pointless chat overlay or facecam, thank you for listening to criticism and improving your videos by getting rid of those.

  • @Auloss
    @Auloss 5 месяцев назад

    This game's AI should be called artificial dumbness

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 5 месяцев назад

    Pay to win taken to the next level.

  • @glowingfox704
    @glowingfox704 5 месяцев назад

    Find a penny?
    Pick it up!
    Over the ledge your
    Body I'll chuck.

  • @facedidnotload1650
    @facedidnotload1650 5 месяцев назад

    Ultrakill moment

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 5 месяцев назад

    SMH I can't believe they turned the Hitman series into a Pay to Win game

  • @ThePersonWhoAsked447
    @ThePersonWhoAsked447 5 месяцев назад +3

    Hitman but Elon Musk is playing

  • @God_Yeeter
    @God_Yeeter 4 месяца назад

    5:45 could’ve said “one is a few stories up and one is a few stories down

  • @dbpooper
    @dbpooper 5 месяцев назад

    btw there is a glitch where you can kill people and destroy cameras with thrown coins. Unrelated, I don't know if you would count the RFID explosive as a coin but that might make things too easy.

  • @kttp6371
    @kttp6371 5 месяцев назад

    If money doesn't solve the problem. A lot more will.

  • @Cameron_Levine
    @Cameron_Levine 5 месяцев назад

    Dang, Hitman *is* a pay to win game

  • @Chinook53
    @Chinook53 5 месяцев назад

    At least you paid the guards and targets 👍

  • @hexagonshorts2186
    @hexagonshorts2186 5 месяцев назад

    So its a essay writing competition😉😉

  • @kingofthedepths3513
    @kingofthedepths3513 5 месяцев назад

    Idea play batman arkham knight with elmo and have elmo hear what the bad men (professor pyg, scarecrow) say and have him decide how to deal with them
    Sesame street time to stand tall

  • @simj202
    @simj202 5 месяцев назад

    I can't believe that Hitman is a pay to win game. What has modern gaming come to?

  • @SolNilas
    @SolNilas 5 месяцев назад +3

    321 views in only 10 minutes? Bro did not fall off :D

  • @SOSGrenades
    @SOSGrenades 5 месяцев назад

    You SHOULD COMPLETE HITMAN 2 WITH ANY EXPLOSIVES

  • @SOSGrenades
    @SOSGrenades 5 месяцев назад

    You SHOULD COMPLETE HITMAN 3 WITH ANY HACKLE

  • @PUG123OSU
    @PUG123OSU 2 месяца назад

    hitman have fun simulator

  • @covereye5731
    @covereye5731 5 месяцев назад

    I think you should have shown you placing the coin trail. Everyone knows coins as tossing audio lures, but not how effective they are when just placed for lures you don't have to be present for. Heck me and my friends didn't even know placing was a mechanic until Hitman 3 came out and I saw someone use a banana and tried the same.

  • @DaihatsuCharade1993
    @DaihatsuCharade1993 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:00 did you put both in the edit on Purpose?

  • @MidNightMagician
    @MidNightMagician 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I purchased a bike from this wall" call of duty zombies transportation be like