Hitman 3, but EVERYONE has 800 IQ and a Gun
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Sellout
Just let my man get his bag
bro became sniperwolf during the sponsor segment 💀💀💀
I will not download this game
1:40 there is something immensely terrifying about seeing all those people turn to look at 47 the moment he touches the extinguisher
wait why tf am I getting deja vu? Did you already release a video like this or was it someone else??
@@silence4114 Did you mean to reply to me? Cause I'm not the one who uploaded this video 😅
@@lazuliartz1296 Thanks for all the vids 😁😂
I don't think they had 800 IQ. I think they're all psychic.
@lazuliartz1296 awesome vid thanks for posting
800IQ Target: I never seen you before but since you can throw knives you be my personal bodyguard.
Everyone else with 800IQ: The target goes missing 5 seconds after leaving him alone with this stranger. Nothing suspicious.
800IQ guard: "I've been patrolling this restricted area corridor for hours, and no one in sight ever...wait, why's there suddenly a gun on the floor? This is highly sus... ...untidy, I need to move it into the storage box asap."
Surprisingly, the same obsessive compulsive disorder doesn't mind a mislaid screwdriver (another lethal CQC weapon!).
IQ800 guard: "Ah yes, my 5th doctor thesis dealt with random quantum teleportation. Still a bit surprising to encounter such an occurrence in real life, but seems legit. And, after all, if I really was that smart, why would I work as a guard with a stupid job, only moving along the same path for hours...wait, why's there suddenly a gun on the floor?"
I think people with 800 IQ can figure out that dead person near the toilet is not an accident
Alternate title Hitman 3 but everyone has 47s instincts
Hitman 3 but it’s 47‘s training
@@kanzeku.kamado Hitman 3 but with the other 46
Or just act normal people irl
But 47 can’t hear stuff from a mile away, he can see ppl trough walls tho
@@loslingos1232normal people can’t hear a guy walking all the way across a building
I was NOT expecting a raid ad in 2024. I've not seen this game for at least a year, just to see it on a fucking onionbutter vid.
Same :/
The ad felt so forced lol
@@RubenFedopplarium games has a really, really long and strict set of mandatory rules and comments for anyone who takes their money
Says a lot about their home country when the closest thing they have to positive media PR aside from Messi is a painfully mid mobile game with annoying but common ad reads named to sound like an actually respectable game studio
@@hambor12
Woah, aren‘t they Israeli?
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks bro. Think of the 6 millions, think of the 6 million, DENK AN DIE SECHS MILLIONEN.
@@hambor12 yeah so few people know its a israeli dev company.
in other completely non geopolitical words (looking at you yt algorithm)
Tiocfaidh ár lá
12:31 47 trying his best to subtly hint to Diana that she needs to keep her distance from the target
800 IQ people around: hmmmm 🤔 A little sus, but it's okay.
Oh sheet an explosion wow it only took out Tamara, who could've done that?
Title: “But everyone has 800 IQ”
Tamara: *Smokes next to a propane flask that is visibly about to explode*
When you said smart I was expecting a cutscene of each NPC's inner monologue that describes how they realized you were doing something illegal 271.33 meters North East from here.
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They need to update the drowned thing. Idk who walks into a bathroom finds a dude soaked in puke and toilet water and thinks to themselves "oh man what were you thinking? That toilet is clearly to small to swim in..."
To be fair, I imagine if someone passes out while throwing up in a toilet. It'd be possible to drown. In hitman they're probably going off that. Still goofy considering they splash around and all.
@aiedenoldstien9751 a person's body weight would drag them out of the pot before they could drown. Like imagine putting your head in the toilet and just let your body go limp. Your weight would just drag you out on the floor
I like to think that 47 killed so many random people in toilet that it became a new ''Rare Way To Die"
Basically going like: "oh man they say 100 people die from drowning in toilets, what a poor unfortunate soul"
Getting shot in the kneecap while ankle deep in water is an accident kill.
This guy abused that in a kill everyone run.
I think the idea is more that it looks like the person may have overdosed or had some other medical issue where they vomited into the toilet until they succumbed to the issue
I love, how every time he takes a getaway transport at the end of each map, he expresses it as if the said transport took him *directly* from that map to the next one. Like, sure thing, you definitely can fly on a parachute from Dubai to England!
I think in one episode he walked from Miami to China in a bird suit.
Guess he was the angel of death borrowing a feat of jesus there.
Ah, everyone has guns and charges towards the first sign of mild disturbance ready to shoot?
This is just hitman if everywhere was the US.
Today i modded hitman so that 47 is in a wheelchair and everyone has a sub-machinegun and are albert einstein 2.0
Let’s see how I beat it
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0:24 crazy sentence
Didn’t expect a Curious George reference
The amount of skill it requires to do challenges like these is incredible. We all appreciate the pain and agony you go through for these challenges
The difficulty of the challenge is very hard to be felt this way. I think you should add some fails, and also give the tenser moments some more time on screen.
agreed, like thebones5, he is a fnaf youtuber who also does difficult challenges, but he adds fails and shows his suffering, it makes the challenge look 10x better
With everyone having a firearm this is Hitman US edition
Everyone is actually a near-perfect cloned replica of 47. They are all just disguised which is why they look different to us.
This popped into my recommended when it was uploaded 47 seconds ago. Nice
47 minutes ago too
pretty much turns every map into colorado
I threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of that.
I love the vids, they keep me entertained as a guard with nothing going on early morning or late nights. Though being Norse Pagan and hearing your pronunciation of Freja killed me 😂 it’s more of a Fre-Ya than FreJah lol
3:14 Ali-a ahh reaction
Even though I like the video, I don't think I have ever seen a channel which video description looks more like an Ad-Bot than yours. God damn.
“I’m not here for fun, I’m here for pain” Woah lol
the raid shadow legends sponsor was crazy, but the video is even crazier. Cannot believe how good you are at this game
“I’m not here for fun… I’m here for *pain* “ 😭
Next Challenge: Can Elmo beat Hitman if every enemy is a T-800 Terminator copy of Cookie Monster?
> 800 IQ
> Goes to the place where other 20+ went and didn't come back
Wouldn’t this just be the American version?
The npcs would have to be stupider rather than smarter, but yeah pretty much
Not the IQ part...
Sad that the first two replies are just being malicious towards Americans, instead of recognizing the reference to how North American ports of Japanese games were typically harder than their original versions.
@@KainYusanagi Me and most of the people watching the video are American. It's called humor.
@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655then you're very dry and ironically proving your point of Americans being stupid. You're one of the many stupid ones
every rage gamer "I'm not here for fun I'm here for pain"
2:34 Yeah thats what I would have did-
YES I GET THAT REFERENCE
Thanks for making agent 47 look even better
I’m in the top 2% of your viewers. This shows how much I love your content. Hope you continue your career and be successful
IQ is even more deadly with a gun.
I dont even play hitman that much but your content is so addictive
"Today i modded hitman 3 so everyone have gun and hear from half a map away"
Sounds like freelancer
5:04 The way I've always seen it is that the person is so sick that they pass out with their head submerging in the toilet water.
This sounds like fun. I have always loved the Hitman games and Hitman 3 was just great. Each of the other played slightly different and felt great as well.
11:48 For whatever reason, that crowd are not enforcers when you are in your suit, even though they should know who you are
How should they know?
@@Senan_is_cool24 800 american IQ 😂
@@Njazmo what does that even mean
Onion is a professional masochist at this point.
Great title, a gun makes everything better
I feel like if it's 1 or more VIPs dying within one hour by "accident", it's the guards fault by thinking it was all just an accident lol
Best hitman RUclipsr
Don’t want anyone to know a crime has been committed? Join the government.
Bro is going to complete Hitman without playing 😂
Alternative title: hitman 3 but people have common sense
My favorite onion is back
Hitman but the education system works
Really cool video (as always!) Would've been fun to see some more B-roll of your failed attempts (if any)
This mod would make a great new community speed run category and/or competition
Hitman : American Edition
Tho to be fair the NPCs should be dumber , not smarter
I feel like being intensely paranoid would be a better descriptor, so that fits.
Hitman, but the NPCs are what Texans THINK they are
now this is gonna be epic, love you oninobutter
Just found your channel, and I am loving the vids!
Hey sir you dropped this 👑
Wake up there’s a new vid
i did
@@Domarius_Greyrat you sure did
Hell yeaa
I up pal
I bet you say that on every video
thanks for the new video mr onion butter 🔥
now do a kill everyone challenge, cant be seen for a single frame were everyone has 800iq and a gun
Hitman 3 idea 30 players try to stop you as you try to kill 8 targets
Literally everyone as an enforcer. Scary...
Hitman 3 but everyone is hitman.
God loves you guys!
so basically, every level the Colorado level from Hitman 1
Can you beat the game while only being an onion? Figure out on the next episode of onion butter z!
" Hitman, but i gave them chess ai system instead of the basic ai system "
This made it seem pretty easy, and like it only took a couple hours lol, I'd love to see some of the failures instead of just hearing you say them
Wow. I'm thoroughly impressed. how long did it take?
i hope you got a lot of money for the sponsor
I think in runs like this you should show some fails too, it'd be funny
So you're playing Hitman 3 US Edition?
It'd be 8 IQ with a gun.
wooo reccomended 15 minutes after upload hell ye
Can you please beat hitman 3 while being blindfolded + walking backwards all the time and maintaining a Silent Assasin suit only ?
Highest IQ level = 250-300, Murica = 800 and a gun with a capital G!
I don't think theese people are geniuses, they just have the sitiuational awareness of an actuall adult and not a baby.
Did Diana have a gun too?
you don’t need to have 800iq cuz i think a gun is good enough for someone with 20iq💀
I watched all your videos pls make more
Hitman but its in Callifornia
Normal hitman 2 but all the textures are lunchly and it’s playing thick of it at max volume
if i put some butter on my onions, would you lick it onionbutter?
Here's a challenge complete Hitman 1,2,and 3 in just 47 seconds. Good luck
He should try this on colorado 😭
Nah, to make this *_actually_* hard he should have DIS-armed everybody, because as we all know guns are dangerous, so more people being armed must mean more danger! If this was actually supposed to be a challenge he would have just made every map a gun-free zone.
first!!!!!!!!! dude im sooo happy onionbutter posted again les gooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Onionbutter's skill is unmatched
Yippee, more Hitman!
Hi, would you be able to tell me what mod modifies the game for all NPCS to have guns? I definitely want to have an intense stealth mission feel and DEFINITELY don't want to just have a massive gunfight
The lift is not open in Dubai in a fresh install of the game
Yo, what's the background music you use in the opening, i wanna listen to it so bad. Also grest vid, your content is lit
5:00 7:50
Tbh this would be fun for a kill everyone challenge
Buttery onion
12:38 i thought the girl he was bumping was tamara
Thank you.
Hitman but 47 is high
1: There is no Hitman 3 any more... if you do a challenge, complete the whole trilogy :D Yes, including ambrose and haven :D
2: bumping diana while killing the other and havng "800 iq guards" in the title ... well... :D
They are 800 iq u are 2000 iq
Buttered onion
6:35 what the staff doing?
Bro thinks it’s still the 1940’s😭🙏
The only hit an game I have ever played is hitman for the GameCube