Honestly just found out about this dude about a week ago and I'm surprised that he doesn't have more subscribers. He's by far my favorite youtuber already. Can't wait to see his channel grow.
0:50 "I am a butterfingers today" something you never want to hear your surgeon say 😂😂😂 dude your hilarious love your vids do more skyrim and surgeon this stuffs aces 👏
@@Alizudo it basically makes you hella tired to the point where you get knocked out by the benzo's whenever they hit you, most often if you take a high enough dosage, they also have some other side effects.
@Unknown name like more sleepy and chaotic alcohol, but you think you're doing great so you take another one and then you wake up naked in the bushes and cops are after you but you clearly have no idea why. Good stuff.
Just found you the other day through your Vader: Immortal and Blade and Sorcery Star Wars videos, and now you've got a new sub; Love your personality, you're hilarious!
@@IAmCrusty Please stop calling him Mr. Batters Berry, it's officially Bob Murton and other made up names, it's the same guy each time, and this time don't ignore my comment. P.S. The Surgeon is called Nigel Burke.
@@user-be3db You know one thing I hate about Surgeon Simulator? It's that Bob is the only human patient he's being reused for Surgeon Simulator 2. When we should have different patients and he be resuming his life which was inadvertently wrecked because of a sentient slice of bread.
Thankyou so much for making your content, with the lockdown right now I'm stuck with an abscess not able to get treatment and the only thing that distracts me from my jaw feeling broken, is the content you make. You sir are a saviour. 😊
Well I'd say that was a rather successful operation. And if he's not happy with his new eyes, he can't see you to be able to complain to you! It's a win across the board!
Dude I can't stop watching your videos ...i never laughed so hard....and reminds me of myself when I play games...glad I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor
Hey Crusty! Boneworks apparently has multiplayer now. If it interests you I'd recommended collabing with either Call Me Kevin or GrayStillPlays. All three of you are the most sadistic psychos to NPC's I've ever seen, and I think that would make an excellent video idea. Your call though.
I don't know who you are, or where you came from. Ive been binging your videos. Brilliant. It's like you're putting something back that you tubes been missing.
I like how this game makes it so you can replace someones brain...not like you ARE the brain or something... Wait! This man is a genius! he just did the first ever Mind transfer!
Ahahaha you are my favorite RUclips you are so funny keep it up (note: always make sure to go doctor mr crusty when getting your very eyes scooped out) crusty:I’m smacking your brainnnn! Me: oh wow I bet he’s gonna have bad memory loss when he wakes up!
Ah yes! The noble spoon, gouger of eyes. King of utensils. And now, right-hand man of Crusty! Sorry Jeremy, I'm afraid... you've been replaced! Muhahaha! 😈😈😈😈😈
The way this man says Mr. Battersberry.....He should be like a voice actor or something
Funny I was thinking that for an animated series i might do in *never*
Newbie here can you help me
@shadowyeager Thats what Johnny Depp is for
That’s because he is. He has a game show, he has a company, he directs play’s for Pete sake!
he is jack sparrow
Just imagine you're getting a surgery and before they put u in a coma you hear crusty's voice. 😂
Well, I'd feel quite relaxed then. Crusty has taken 8 years of medical training at Bullsh*t university!
@@qtoquitlife that killed me 😂
Yea they put him in a coma because crusty drove his car into you befor he did surgery
Newbie here can you help me
Finally! a good F***ing surgeon!
"sprinkle, dinkle, bingkle, crack!"
And.... He's dead
That made Chuckle when he did that.
I lost it at that point already
I died at that part
Same
mhm'..'.'
“Brain juggling should be an Olympic sport mr battersburg.”
Honestly just found out about this dude about a week ago and I'm surprised that he doesn't have more subscribers. He's by far my favorite youtuber already. Can't wait to see his channel grow.
His hitman videos are way better than MERPTV’s. He’s just much more naturally clever.
Yeah I don't get it ether
0:50 "I am a butterfingers today" something you never want to hear your surgeon say 😂😂😂 dude your hilarious love your vids do more skyrim and surgeon this stuffs aces 👏
crusty: **eats benzodiazepine** *mm best yogurt I've ever had**
What does that stuff do
@@Alizudo it basically makes you hella tired to the point where you get knocked out by the benzo's whenever they hit you, most often if you take a high enough dosage, they also have some other side effects.
@Unknown name like more sleepy and chaotic alcohol, but you think you're doing great so you take another one and then you wake up naked in the bushes and cops are after you but you clearly have no idea why.
Good stuff.
Siugi what the f*ck did you do
man this is some addictive ass yogurt XD
Just found you the other day through your Vader: Immortal and Blade and Sorcery Star Wars videos, and now you've got a new sub; Love your personality, you're hilarious!
Welcome aboard!
@@IAmCrusty Please stop calling him Mr. Batters Berry, it's officially Bob Murton and other made up names, it's the same guy each time, and this time don't ignore my comment.
P.S. The Surgeon is called Nigel Burke.
@@user-be3db Sorry I just wish he knew what the character's names were before being funny is all.
Won't happen again.
@@user-be3db You know one thing I hate about Surgeon Simulator?
It's that Bob is the only human patient he's being reused for Surgeon Simulator 2.
When we should have different patients and he be resuming his life which was inadvertently wrecked because of a sentient slice of bread.
"New balls, new luck, new life." Words to live by.
I would be honored to have my eyes scooped out with a plastic spoon by the fabulous Dr. Crusty
Some version of step on me
Newbie here can you help me
That he ate lunch with 😂😂😂
@@brandonknight431 hey gotta save money on office supplies
Me To
Crusty: brain surgery
Me: what could go wrong
(In the dark)
Me: sh*t
I found out about him yesterday
😂 "Sprinkle dinkle dinkle CRACK..... he's dead"
This part has me laughing for nearly 2 mins straight lol
I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
True
“The yahgert spoon is a surgeons best friend”
You got a thumbs up from I am crusty and me good for you 🤘😽😍
“I had peach and a little bit of Granola.”
This video brings tears to my eyes, such precise and perfect movements, if only we had more surgeons like Crusty in real life
*"Sprinkle dinkle dinkle crack, his dead...NURSE!"*
LMAO😂😂
0:15 Just like a real doctor's handwriting.
Yup
Exactly the same 🤣🤣
“Oh pills!” *eats one*... “I don’t feel any different” 🤣
Let's get that skull replaced where's my smashy smashy in the dark 😂😂😂
Remember kids, if you ever have a surgery and you see a doctor with a voice similar to this....
l e a v e t h e h o s p i t a l i n m m e d i a t l y
( Door immediately locks )
Atlectro 2298
...sh*****************t
Get up out of your wheelchair and run
runnnn also 69th like
The amount of times he says Mr. Battersberry🤣
"Sprinkle, dinkle, binkle, crack.
He's dead."
0:58
NURSE, bring in another mister battersburry.....
This is what happens when someone without any medical schooling somehow gets a medical license.
Jake D also a sadist
This is so much funnier than most comedies out there today. Never stop doing what you’re doing!
Sprinkle dinkle binkle crack, gets me every time 😂
I'm not ashamed to admit it, I laughed at Crusty slapping his😂
Thankyou so much for making your content, with the lockdown right now I'm stuck with an abscess not able to get treatment and the only thing that distracts me from my jaw feeling broken, is the content you make. You sir are a saviour. 😊
0:58 sprinkle dingle, dingle crack
The medical misfortunes of Mr. Battersbury deserves a series of its own.
This channel will 100% blow up, this man is funny😆
You put a smile on my face crusty, you need more subscribers
So glad I found this channel🤣
Same bro 🤙😂😂
It is a masterpiece
Indeed
Actually the opposite
Josh Dixon no taste plebeian
@@water9892 are you WET
4:58 was soo funny!😂
5:35 give me your eyes Mr tenderfoot 😂😂😂😂
“This is the best yogurt I’ve ever had!” This is hilarious the way you say yogurt
How does crusty not have at least 1 million subscribers. This shit is hilarious😂😂
Well I'd say that was a rather successful operation. And if he's not happy with his new eyes, he can't see you to be able to complain to you! It's a win across the board!
I'm beginning to think crusty has multiple personalities or just one personality with varying levels of insanity
Dude I can't stop watching your videos ...i never laughed so hard....and reminds me of myself when I play games...glad I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor
a Crusty's VR video is just something you cant miss, enjoying it with pizza after a day of work
1:15 Something you never want to hear your surgeon say when looking at his tools.
😂😂😂😂 I just started watching this guy and holy shit
You sir have earned a subscription.
7:52 When I'm in a coma and I hear crusty will be operating with me and I wake up
bro your the best youtuber who ever lived, you should be the king of the world 👌👌
OMG he sounds so mutch like jack sparrow
What's a mutch?
I thought I'd never find popping eyeballs out of eyesockets satisfying. Here comes Crusty to surprise me again xDDD
*my new favourite RUclipsr*
“Sprinkle dinckle dinckle crack!”
“ NURSE BRING IN ANOTHER MR BANCHEN BARE”
0:58
Brain juggling should be a Olympic sport 😂😂
This was the 1st ever video I watched from crusty bloody bananas
The way crusty does his own spin on the game is hilarious
3:53 Crusty being a great doctor & teacher drawing the procedure
you pop out of a coma for one second and crusty is shining a flashlight in your eyes and raising a waraxe above your skull
Most underated channel on youtube. Your awesome
This is honestly more horrifying then most of Crusty's other videos. Its like what an underhive doctor from WH40k would do I think. Love it.
Crusty is just naming off his favorite foods, yogurt,BATTERs-BERRY, tender-FOOT.
All makes sense now
U should have more recognition I am not joking
Hey Crusty! Boneworks apparently has multiplayer now. If it interests you I'd recommended collabing with either Call Me Kevin or GrayStillPlays. All three of you are the most sadistic psychos to NPC's I've ever seen, and I think that would make an excellent video idea. Your call though.
I don't know Kevin and I don't think Gray would like the fit. I'll consider the multiplayer though!
@@IAmCrusty Hey man, do what makes you Happy. Keep up the twisted entertainment! Take care
3:49
**Orders vanilla yogurt**
**Receives **_Valium™️_** yogurt**
The accent and formality makes this so much better 🤣
The best surgeon ever, loved it
"A gentleman...slaps brain" - Crusty, 2020
Sprinkle, Dinkle, Binkle, CRACK.
I don't know who you are, or where you came from. Ive been binging your videos. Brilliant. It's like you're putting something back that you tubes been missing.
You are seriously the perfect amount of crazy - I am so glad to have found your channel. SO entertaining :)
Me about to have surgery. The gas turns on and right before I pass out I hear crusty’s voice. 😂
The legend is back ❤😀😁
The sprinke dinkle crack was great! 😂
Thus man is a surgeon straight out of pirates of the Caribbean, brilliant all he needs is some rum.
I absolutely love the new non-depressed Ceusty
I lost it at "I'm slapping your brain mr battersberry I'm slapping your brain, gentlemen slaps brains"
doing VR The evil within with mister "iamcrusty" would be veerryyy amusing X')
That doesn’t exist?
@@godbloodspilla7154 i dunno, i imagine only x') if it exist it would be ccoooolll
“A gentleman always slaps brains” -iamcrusty
Never want surgery from this guy so terrified 😄😂🤣
Crusty you are a joy to watch play vr games. Improvised to the Max
that game looks like it would be honestly really fun in vr
Now he sounds even more like jack sparrow, if jack were a surgeon. I mean he always sounds like him anyway.
Seeing Crusty as a doctor is oddly terrifying.
The sprinkle dinkle winkle crack got me 😂
Crusty:brain surgery should be a Olympic sport me: ohhh no no no
Wonderful day to see the beginnings of a malpractice suit! LOL
This is great and it does not have any dislikes mr crusty excellent work
The slap at 6:45 had me on the floor
*Me waiting for the doctor to come in to help me, then see IAmCrusty walk in*
Me: “You know what…I am feeling perfectly fine, I’ll just be going now”
Definitely gonna hire this guy
Just discovered you and you're hilarious as hell. Keep it up. I'm addicted
"ooh what is this. this could do the trick i just lightly, chisel away your little dome oh hs dead again oh bugger"
You’re n surgeon simulator and your a patient: panik
You hear your favourite youtuber’s voice: kalm
It’s crusty: PANIK
Great video keep up the great work your the best stay safe and have a great day!
I like how this game makes it so you can replace someones brain...not like you ARE the brain or something...
Wait! This man is a genius! he just did the first ever Mind transfer!
You are so funny myself and my son love watching you, I think you can actually cure people who has depression you crack me up can't stop laughing
Bro your such a good Doctor like no joke
"dinkle dinkle crack. >r. batersberry: *dies* "hes dead"
Oh yes. Another Crusty Surgeon Simulator Video. What could go wrong?
YOU'RE ALIVE! I LOVE YOU!
you are the best, thank you for being a source of joy in my depressed life.
I’m having eye surgery in the next few months, Crusty. I hope I get a doctor as good as you!
Ahahaha you are my favorite RUclips you are so funny keep it up (note: always make sure to go doctor mr crusty when getting your very eyes scooped out) crusty:I’m smacking your brainnnn!
Me: oh wow I bet he’s gonna have bad memory loss when he wakes up!
Ah yes! The noble spoon, gouger of eyes. King of utensils. And now, right-hand man of Crusty! Sorry Jeremy, I'm afraid... you've been replaced! Muhahaha! 😈😈😈😈😈
Absolutely love the vids keep them coming.🤘🍻