I opened an unethical VR barbershop where nobody is safe...
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I opened a VR barbershop that should really be closed...
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#vr #virtualreality
hello how can crusty help?
Make a fallout 4 VR vid
I want a bald, please.
With a hug please.
Free lobotomies for all!
Thank you
Crusty: *slowly descending into madness torturing whoever crosses his path*
Literally everyone else, including me: *PEAK ENTERTAINMENT*
True
Ok im officially convinced Crusty is genuinely insane and we are all here telling ourselves this is entertainment and not future evidence in a court of law 🤣
Haha 😂
We're all just watching an asylum inmate as he descends further into madness.
@@UnicornTears12 yes
@@UnicornTears12 yes, exactly 😂😂
We're fine :)
I think crusty as a barber is even more scary
Sweeney Todd in vr
Who in their right mind would give him access to sharp objects?!
@@PyroteknikidBartholomew. That scoundrel...
He's been a doctor, has he been a destist?
@@Isaiah-h8n Yes.
There are very few things as terrifying as Crusty with sharp objects
Since this game came out I could never understand why they used individual hairs instead of just one big chunk that you could just delete with accuracy. It would look more like hair for sure
"Just no?..." *razor flip*..
Broke me
Sweeney Todd is that you? 😂
Who sir? You sir! No ones in the chair! Crusty’s waiting, he wants to bleeders.
Ah yes now I need to listen that song XD
Now all he needs is to turn people into pie😂
Clearly its Benjamin Barker.
@@Genericguy807he would if he could 😂
The glory is enhanced by watching at 1:45am after work, as per usual for I.
" I have not tried being competent and I am all out of ideas " lol
A Crusty video day is a good day.
9:03 how many fingers you want? ALL OF EM! Ok * It'll proceeds to cut ear canal*
And on today's episode of "Crusty doing life", Crusty affirms children's fears of getting their hair cut
i swear to god if you played sea of thieves, you would make an amazing captain jack sparrow imitation
Crusty is the most trustworthy barber 💀
I wish my barber would yell "IS YOUR WIFE DEAD?" at me. Crusty really cares about his customers
I loved the scissors abortion 😂😅
This guy sounds like he could say "I got a jar or dirt"
You did them all a favor.
Crusty would be a great voice actor, I would definitely watch whatever movie he is in
5:35 like a lion 🦁 got me 😁😂🤣 need to do more of these barber shops
Bro got his shit pushed back to 1776
Finally, Iamcrusty makes a barbershop video
"I've not tried being competent and I'm all out of ideas"
True of most business management.
This channel might be my all time favorite I mean my God this man is a legend🙌🏽
I would like thirteen hairs removed at Crustycuts.... Goodbye to this dream.
Crusty has become my inner voice! And I'd have it no other way.
2:10
IAmCrusty: damn it i lost another one😔...Who's next ☺
I was dying 🤣
I had to pause so many times because I would have died from laughing!
That NooDoob Nonsense was very, very, very, very.... very funny. Thanks for the "experience" Crusty.
"That was the wall in real life". lmao I died
Oh god 🤦🏻♀️ this is the scariest thing I've seen lately 😂 please don't give Crusty VR Grocery 🫣
Didn't know water boarding was professional barber shop techniques
you are sounding like an even more derranged Matt Berry by the day!
2:51 Me every time I play with my VR.
Don’t worry guys crusty is the best barber. I was totally not told by him to say this. And totally didn’t get tortured….
As a person who had surgery today, I would trust crusty with it
i love that this was giving sweeney todd!!! 🤣
This guy gives off BIG Captain Jack Sparrow vibes
Factory Outlet Simulator is a new simulation game !! The free version of the game is available on the prologue page.
Had to search English youtuber bad vr to find this dude again and I'm so pleased google understood the assignment
Do you take reservations? Cant wait to get in line.
This reminds me of the last time I went to Supercuts.
*getting a haircut* "p-p-please j-j-just r-release my family
**crusty** "how about the chaplin mustache
Ah Crusty, the perfect barber!
You da best Crusty to ever Crusty! Keep up the great work!
🤣🤣 u made my day again ty Crusty😘
Now i'm scared to go to a barber
This is what makes me want to be a barber…getting to fu** with people
The way, how are he tries to break the glass perfection?
Crusty the barber…. aka origin story for Sweeney Todd
MURDOC FROM GORILLAZ IS THAT YOU?
Crusty heals my depression !!! :D :D make him in the pill form and take my money!!!
I needed this today, love ya Crusty Spark Nasty!
You remind me of Matt Berry playing Lazslo 😂😂😂😂
This guy is delightfully Disturbed I really dig the content😊😂😂🎉
"Rombus"....lmao
Yes , you just gained a new subscriber 😂
Crusty's barber shop is a mess and is terrifying 😅❤😂
Ngl, Crusty seems like TheSpiffingBrits deranged cousin 😂
Perfection.
“Aren’t you lucky your a bleeder”
I watch you and Insym religiously!
I need the shorty cut
Is this the VR version of a Mario Party mini game? If I play it well, is someone gonna come along an steal all my hard earned stars right at the end, blueshell style?
you know what, nevermind,
I never could have imagined that at somepoint in my life, I would hear spoken, the combination of words "my scissors are stinky.."
Its like saying i know what umami sounds like.
I think my life is completed because it made sense. I am ready to move on too the next plain thanks to this Matt Berry sounding nutter
Cheers Crusty
please do another part of this I was in stiches
This is actually Sweeney Todd .
Perfection
So Captain Jack Sparrow meets Sweeney Todd?
You’d make a great Sweeney Todd.
He's Jack Sparrow if he had Edward's scissor hands.
Sweeney Todd, is that you?
Watch what we do in the shadows
You remind me of lazlo
What's the game called and how much does it cost
Real life? Whats that?
What game is he playing
6:28
Why is Matt Berry doing these videos? 🤣🤣
😂
1:06 Joe Biden if he were a barber.
Did you just read this?!
Hair
Jack sparrow meets joker is possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen
(And grinch)
WhT game? And is free?
Crusty your so fucking funny ❤
Well, it looks like Murdoc Nichols is at it again! After the band he’s off to another side hustle!
Crusty can you cut my hair?
First. Mabey pin?
Wow 309 views in 5 minutes crusty seriosly fell off 😔
How many views did you get in the past 5 minutes?
@@IAmCrusty OHHHHH SHIT
@@IAmCrustyhis mother
Game?
I always enjoy a good waterboard when I go to the barbers
Here at Crusty's barbershop we like to earn our tips
Normally a kiss 💋 is a tender moment - with promise of friendship and safety . In Crusty’s universe - his kisses means you are likely marked for death. ☠️
“So sorry about your coffee *bonk* … 😗that was the wall in real life”😂😂
"… Alright! You sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend, Crusty...
You sir, too sir?
Welcome to the grave!
I will have vengeance,
I will have salvation
… Who, sir? You, sir?
No one's in the chair
Come on, come on!
Crusty's waiting
I want you bleeders..."
Aren't you lucky you're a bleeder?
"You're being so good!...With so much pain!" Lol. Well Crusty, I can say...don't sign me up to come to your haircutting business...I'm good with just letting my hair grow forever lol.
Crusty is the best. Crusty will always be the best but at the end of the day crocodile wins only real crusty fans get the joke
With the spirit of the crocodile we can accomplish anything.
Except beating a real crocodile of course
Instant happiness 😁
He sounds like Mortimer the pig sometimes I feel like im watching Mortimers YT Vids.. 🤣😂
What a legend crusty, you are awesome. Was feeling a bit low before watching your video and its made me chuckle and giggle. Thank you ❤
Its sweeney crusty todd free Water boarding with every hair cut 😂😂😂😂
Crusty = Matt Berry playing Captain Jack Sparrow.