RUclips hates this video and they hate love. The best thing to do is watch it all the way through many times and share it with the world. That'll show 'em!
@@quin_Von_drhauhnat-BMCstudioCO I-I'm sorry. *blinks three times*, I definitely don't know what I was saying, Crusty is the sanest, he'd never threaten anyone.... Ha.. ha... ha.
Crusty is one of rare genuinely funny people in this universe, he needs all our support and he already have mine. Best of luck from one of your french viewers.
I found your channel a couple of days ago and I subbed straight away, it’s just got that vibe and it’s too funny. I can’t wait till millions find this channel. Good job 👍
Crusty: "I'm the greatest surgeon in the world." Right now, technically, no. >Slaps the patient upside the face; eyeballs pop out< That's a highly effective technique you've discovered there!
The slapping of the face and the popping of the eyes actually made me laugh, it was so out of nowhere that what I call using your head young Crusty. Poor guy didn't even see it coming!
Crusty, thank you for existing and making life in these difficult times bearable. Maybe I'm just overly emotional right now, but you're bringing tears of joy to my eyes 😊❤
when Crusty said "you're not from my world and yet I feel so strongly about you" I expected him to say "and yet you're a whole world to me". 10/10 love story, would watch a full movie about mr. B
Crusty keep making high quality videos🔥 you’re sense of humor is fucking hilarious more and more people are gonna follow you. Mark my words keep up the good work☝️
Nooooooo!!!!! Not another one crusty!!! run kid? run while you can!!! ....you seen what happens to his friends!? you want to be the next mr. Battersberry!??!!??!....
Nurse: this patient needs A heart transplant Crusty: yeah I can do that Crusty: rips out all the organs and puts the heart in Nurse: doesn’t he need all of those organs to live Crusty: don’t worry I gave him the new heart he’ll be fine Patient: is literally about to die Crusty: he’s just overreacting
Thank you for actually listening to me! I respect you so much after this. By the way I wish you and your husband, Mr. Batersberry well. Even if he is an alien.
We should allow Crusty to perform more surgical procedures, everything feels so procedural now a days, we need a more connected and emotional approach. Crusty has officially shown us his brilliance, I can also say, that licking a heart is quite sanitary.
When you slapped that guy and his eyeballs popped out I literally spat my coffee all over the keyboard lmao.... IAmCrusty you are definitely worth a new keyboard!
I can't remember if you ever said you had done theater before or not but damn you are such a riot to watch and listen to!!! I hope one day you can do an audio book of some kind 😆😆😆😆
Lol it's like watching titanic in space without the iceberg or other people. I'm sure there was probably some unseen nude drawing. Or sculpting! That's how Crusty got the mini statuette! I get it now!
This where you play a space game and fit it in with this story. Edit: or you might have accidently started a zombie apocalypse if this is was all a prequel.
What music did you use 1:49 , it acutally calmed me down i would like to listen to it while I study. Would be very kind of you to tell me Mr.Dr. Crusty
There is a real possibility that Crusty's brain activity is being studied and recorded and uploaded to youtube, showing us this - while in fact he is fingerpainting on a white wall in a mental hospital rambling about aliens,wrestling and gameshows.
RUclips hates this video and they hate love. The best thing to do is watch it all the way through many times and share it with the world. That'll show 'em!
Ok
Share it with hate in ur heart so youtube won't demonitize you.
Because of your accent, I can't tell if you're American, or British (or from somewhere else)
Shaka Zulu hate is the only way to become a RUclipsr
I'm from Europa
Watching his slow descent into madness is surprisingly entertaining.
I don't really call it a "slow descent" I'd moreso call it a freefall at terminal velocity
@@nyahnyahson523 crusty mad what ever do you mean he's "perfectly sane" his words are ever so majestic
@@quin_Von_drhauhnat-BMCstudioCO I-I'm sorry. *blinks three times*, I definitely don't know what I was saying, Crusty is the sanest, he'd never threaten anyone.... Ha.. ha...
ha.
@@nyahnyahson523 he won't even hurt a fly (◠‿・)-☆
Decent? You must be new.
Crusty is one of rare genuinely funny people in this universe, he needs all our support and he already have mine. Best of luck from one of your french viewers.
agreed. i don't think i'll ever tire of Crusty's videos.
FingerStunt 164 And you’re not the only french !
Your not the only French dude
I’m irish
That slap to get the eyeballs out killed me.
Ikr it's just so funny how you can back hand someone's eyes out
I came to the comments section to say that. Laughed so hard at that unexpected moment, I spit out my food lol
🤣🤣🤣
I literally died of laughter.
And as a ghost, I am still laughing.
_Nihilumbra_ comment posted 3 days ago and people to this day still say he is still laughing.
*Goes into hospital*
*See’s crusty is my surgeon*
“Time to proof read my will”
Why would you need a will when you’re in such capable hands
lol
Sawyer Kindt lol
Sawyer you stole my name. I’m Sawyer
Should just get up & reschedule.
Offering the one you love to eat glass is the highest form of romance that can possibly occur. I predict we'll all be invited to the wedding soon.
Sooo...
Ya wanna eat some glass from my window?
@@thebotanist7145 sorry, I've already eaten someone else's glass. Good luck finding your glass eater.
still a better love story than Twilight!
And the best part was crusty so beautifully cared his toes ( ꈍᴗꈍ) soooo .... romantic!
His sexy heart 🙈😭😍
@@rubym6178 oh and his majestic ribs so intracet
I love how even though he was about to explode, Crusty still found time to high-five the alien. His last moments were indeed legendary...
Crusty:I am the best surgeon in the world!!
Me: but are you the best surgeon in space?
Crusty: hold my green stuff 😂
yes he is.
You could say his surgical skills are out of this world
I’m honestly so excited to enjoy my Friday night with some food and a crusty vid🥳
Seems like a piss poor Friday night. If thats all you got to look forward to.
NinjaLo ok
NinjaLo can’t be on the lash every Friday mate
@@ninjalo3752 be nice....plz
Autonomous Green. You’re right, with a name like ninjalo and a profile pic like his he must be just a kid so it’s fine
"Im not crying, youre crying!"
Never ever go near crusty when he is under pressure
That's when I do my best work sometimes
@@IAmCrusty may stand witness of your diligent and majestic you so speak of
There are very few things that get me to cry...but this...this love story will forever bring a tear to my eye because of its beauty.
Real ones know why this got demonized.
I don’t really love that it got demonetized
Crusty is one of those youtubers that you wait a long time for them to post so in the mean time all you do is watch their old videos over and over
I found your channel a couple of days ago and I subbed straight away, it’s just got that vibe and it’s too funny. I can’t wait till millions find this channel. Good job 👍
Crusty: "I'm the greatest surgeon in the world."
Right now, technically, no.
>Slaps the patient upside the face; eyeballs pop out<
That's a highly effective technique you've discovered there!
The slapping of the face and the popping of the eyes actually made me laugh, it was so out of nowhere that what I call using your head young Crusty. Poor guy didn't even see it coming!
Crusty, thank you for existing and making life in these difficult times bearable. Maybe I'm just overly emotional right now, but you're bringing tears of joy to my eyes 😊❤
My pleasure!
when Crusty said "you're not from my world and yet I feel so strongly about you" I expected him to say "and yet you're a whole world to me". 10/10 love story, would watch a full movie about mr. B
It’s funny how he gets tired of Delicately poking his eye out and then slaps him 6:13
Best romance story ever
At this point you've become more Jack Sparrow than actual Jack Sparrow.
LOVE YOU CRUSTY
AHHH I GOT A HEART
Dude we look forward to your vids so much ! They get funnier every time ! Hats off to you old chap ! 🤣🤣🤣
The classical music was a beautiful rendition to the video and hysterical.
I'd allow crusty to operate on me.
So you have chosen death
@@callmejago6654 oh on the contrary he is saving us (°▽・;)
Thats what she said!
@@StefanMArndt ( •▽°, )
I love the classical music choice for the surgery, it's my favorite one.
OMG I was just scrolling through ur channel to see if u uploaded and YES!
SURGEON SIMULATOR
now let me relax
OMG I GOT HEARTED :)))
@@lmdza-17 its a joke he dosnt have one...lol but 👍 I never get one mine is always 💔
@@JusNTru10565 uh wut?
Crusty keep making high quality videos🔥 you’re sense of humor is fucking hilarious more and more people are gonna follow you. Mark my words keep up the good work☝️
“There is an element of romance mr battersberry, TOUCH ME, wait don’t” 😂 I will quote this for the rest of my life
*Heartwarming moment with Mr B*
Then suddenly "eat glass"
Tbh I was really surprised-
I love how he just bonks Mr. Batterburry when he relizes it's no use.
Literally why was I crying after the alien surgery? That was so touching and sad.
Bloody hell
Been waiting for your video all day 😂😂
Oh My 10 out Of 10 Best Romance Of 2020.
Back at it again with mr battersberry 😂😂😂 u crack me up everytime I wish I could be ur friend it would be awesome
Nooooooo!!!!! Not another one crusty!!! run kid? run while you can!!! ....you seen what happens to his friends!? you want to be the next mr. Battersberry!??!!??!....
Another HILARIOUS video!!! I love it!!! =3
I just found out about you today and am already addicted to you and Mr. Battersberry, keep up the hilarious work!
Finding out Crysty has 2 other channels was mind boggling. This msn has multiple personalities appearantly influenced by the amount of weapons nearby.
The hit love story coming this summer. One alien and one man, but two lovers
Such an emotional love story. :')
Made me cry. Would watch again.
Nurse: this patient needs A heart transplant
Crusty: yeah I can do that
Crusty: rips out all the organs and puts the heart in
Nurse: doesn’t he need all of those organs to live
Crusty: don’t worry I gave him the new heart he’ll be fine
Patient: is literally about to die
Crusty: he’s just overreacting
I cried this is so heart wrenching I also loved the songs
You're such an amazing surgeon that you successfully slapped that man's eyes out of the sockets. Nicely done, Crusty! PS I love the video :)
6:13 He LITERALY slapped his eyes out.....What a legend.....
Thank you for actually listening to me! I respect you so much after this.
By the way I wish you and your husband, Mr. Batersberry well.
Even if he is an alien.
when were they married?
Buff Yoda in their hearts, hopes, and dreams
@@Kitsune-gx7km big gay
lol
Buff Yoda haha
I was weating for so long to play this game thank you Crusty love your videos my friend.
My Internet can't handle Crustys madness I was watching it on my computer in my Internet died and had to watch on my phone
We should allow Crusty to perform more surgical procedures, everything feels so procedural now a days, we need a more connected and emotional approach. Crusty has officially shown us his brilliance, I can also say, that licking a heart is quite sanitary.
I love how the gentleman bear highjacks your achievement prompts. A very Crusty thing to do.
When you slapped that guy and his eyeballs popped out I literally spat my coffee all over the keyboard lmao.... IAmCrusty you are definitely worth a new keyboard!
Great acting 100 out of 10
When he high-fived the alien 👽 on a job well done lol
How many times do we have to say this man is criminally underated before its no longer true
No matter how shitty my week was, one of Crusty's videos guarantees me several good laughs.
I can't remember if you ever said you had done theater before or not but damn you are such a riot to watch and listen to!!! I hope one day you can do an audio book of some kind 😆😆😆😆
What a wonderful story with much love, organs and soooooo much blood.
Sorry if my english is bad.
someone went to the doctor for a broken arm but the doctor perform a brain and herat tranfer
And I thought that Crusty can't get more cursed. Silly me.
The high five gets me so hard 😂😂😂
I have been here since 13k im so happy of him
The part when crusty slap to pop his eye out,,that part got me
YOU ARE AMAZING
Fancy music combined with an even more British accent from Dan and you know something funny and traumatizing will happen soon
He sounds like captain jack sparrow, another subscriber for you:)
Lol it's like watching titanic in space without the iceberg or other people. I'm sure there was probably some unseen nude drawing. Or sculpting! That's how Crusty got the mini statuette! I get it now!
LOL Im so grateful mr. battersberrry is back :D Thank you Sir Crusty. You truly are a marvelous human being; well done Sir.
I’m living for this mr battersberry romance. I’m waiting for the next chapter crusty...
good old crusty hammering around things in space very well
the ending was purely amazing, thank you crusty
I loved the slap!
6:14
Crusty: *slaps mr. Battersbarry's eyes out
Funny thing is aliens fear you 🤔🤔🤔 that is why they wouldn't come here
Now I understand lol 🤣🤣🤣
Im happy crusty is in space there he can do much less harm then on earth
Ahhh the eye slapped got me laughing so hard. I had to keep replaying that part.
U dont need ribs in space. - Iamcrusty 2020
I can’t get over the fact that he slapped Mr. Battersberry’s eyeballs out of his head xD I died laughing at that one
There's enough musical material on Crusty's channel to make a musical at this point.
Holy shit crusty we've came along way ive been,around since 3,000 subsribers an we're still going strong. 💪 keep at it
6:14 ME AND MY SISTER CRIED😂😂😅
The one time where the slap was useful instead of just hilarious.
I love this guy 😂😂😂
This was in my recommendations, I do not regret checking it out
RUclips recommendations got me here
This got me on the verge of tears
Damn i love your shit. Always get a good laugh out of it. Great work
I Hope your having a good day Crusty!!
Wait, it's all SURGERY?!
Crusty: _Always has been..._
"But you are not human, you are not from my world" what a poem
I liked how you used the lord of the rings music in the end, I love that song
THAT ALIEN IS NOT EVEN A BILLION YEARS OLD YET YOU MONSTER
I know it's a game and this is a joke but actually we are all at least 13.8 billion years opd
The glass breaking scared the shit out me
This where you play a space game and fit it in with this story.
Edit: or you might have accidently started a zombie apocalypse if this is was all a prequel.
I'm terrified of Grey Aliens but God this is probably my only cure
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 when u slapped his eyes out i was wetting myself 😂😂
The ending about made me cry
What music did you use 1:49 , it acutally calmed me down i would like to listen to it while I study. Would be very kind of you to tell me Mr.Dr. Crusty
canon in D
andrew kendall very much appreciated dear sir
There is a real possibility that Crusty's brain activity is being studied and recorded and uploaded to youtube, showing us this - while in fact he is fingerpainting on a white wall in a mental hospital rambling about aliens,wrestling and gameshows.
i’d trust him to be my surgeon he obviously knows what he’s doing
Your singing always makes me feel better.