It's possible I accidentally killed 5,326,862 people (I Expect You To Die VR)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • I Expect You To Die but in a funny way that has money hungry scorpions and the dissapointing art skills of a child.
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    #VR #IExpectYouToDie

Комментарии • 386

  • @Typanion
    @Typanion 3 года назад +131

    Crusty, when it comes to you, “Accidentally” & “Killed” never go hand in hand

  • @GHST-jv8th
    @GHST-jv8th 3 года назад +235

    "If I had a child and they handed me this, I'd wish for a better child"
    As a parent........ totally agreeable statement

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah 3 года назад +36

    10:58 The start of the most amazing equation Crusty ever made that blew the minds of 5 million people.

  • @johntf2official
    @johntf2official 3 года назад +45

    I'm fully convinced crusty went back in time and created the concept of chaos

  • @kainelivesay25
    @kainelivesay25 3 года назад +234

    I feel like high school chemistry class with Crusty would’ve been a blast.....quite literally in some cases. Lol

  • @Devon_is_chillin
    @Devon_is_chillin 3 года назад +296

    IAmCrusty is so underrated he deserves much more attention and fame.

  • @docrob2236
    @docrob2236 3 года назад +16

    “That’s extra not good” tickled me more than it should have.

  • @rc-loko457
    @rc-loko457 3 года назад +14

    I loved the bit about the seven dwarves it should be a feature as Crusty is never wrong!

  • @natsu2010
    @natsu2010 3 года назад +48

    Find this more like a Johnny English movie than a bond movie...

    • @coolcubeice
      @coolcubeice 3 года назад +3

      Aw Shit ur right

    • @Inclementsoup
      @Inclementsoup 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @theshredder91
      @theshredder91 3 года назад +1

      I never watched a Johnny English movie and I do not like bond movies

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 3 года назад +1

      @@theshredder91 ever heard of Mr Bean?

    • @theshredder91
      @theshredder91 3 года назад +1

      @@stonksboinz no I have not

  • @kipanz6649
    @kipanz6649 3 года назад +15

    Omg I love his iq with his snowwhite and the seven dwarfs thinking

    • @kipanz6649
      @kipanz6649 3 года назад

      @IAmCrusty thank you brov

  • @ollelindh9260
    @ollelindh9260 3 года назад +16

    As you said "I expect you to die" in the beginning i felt a stabbing pain in my heart and oooooh boy i got scared for a bit.

  • @Bigman-in7kt
    @Bigman-in7kt 3 года назад +4

    Love this game

  • @ohgnoes338
    @ohgnoes338 3 года назад +9

    Crusty is hillarious and funny at the same time so i subbed to him.

  • @NightPro08
    @NightPro08 3 года назад +3

    "I don't expect you to watch this video..."
    Me: Ok.

  • @Sentientcap
    @Sentientcap 3 года назад +5

    More madness from Crusty. This edition as a "Special" Agent.

  • @einoutlier810
    @einoutlier810 3 года назад +10

    Yay, Crusty is playing IEYTD. One of my favorite games ever.

  • @blackwatertv7018
    @blackwatertv7018 3 года назад +8

    00 Crusty in “I expect you to die”
    Has a nice ring to it.

  • @justonepilot1018
    @justonepilot1018 3 года назад +1

    Crusty, this is the third time this week you've killed 5,326,862 people!
    Cool. It. Chief.

  • @NelidaUtuwatu
    @NelidaUtuwatu 3 года назад +4

    What is higher than S-Tier?
    Crusty-Tier

  • @dxadlinxed1324
    @dxadlinxed1324 3 года назад +17

    He says to die and then smokes. And has took pills and he starts to see bears. XD

  • @sjmmahoney
    @sjmmahoney 3 года назад +4

    Best part of my day is when Crusty uploads

  • @jotoks8175
    @jotoks8175 3 года назад

    Crusty man I am amazed. I was your 149 subscriber and was here since the second video the first Star Wars VR in blade in sorcery. I just gotta say I’m impressed how much you’ve grown and I’m still loving the content. It’s unlikely you’ll seen this comment and that’s ok i don’t mind. You are the first RUclips I have been watching since they started their career and I’m not disappointed, keep up the good work :)

  • @therabbitlord9710
    @therabbitlord9710 3 года назад +10

    YAY another great video from the most handsome man I know

  • @noelstahl9754
    @noelstahl9754 3 года назад +14

    Crustys tutorial shows how to murder the whole planet.

  • @HiveTyrant9203
    @HiveTyrant9203 3 года назад +16

    It’s ok, happens to everyone.

  • @seanfitzpatrick8385
    @seanfitzpatrick8385 3 года назад +2

    Been watching Crusty for the last 4 years one of my favorite RUclipsrs!

  • @rc-loko457
    @rc-loko457 3 года назад

    Crusty you are the only thing making me smile at the moment as my Grandad is ill with cancer and COVID-19.

  • @Mach737
    @Mach737 3 года назад +2

    me: crusty finally try's to save people instead of killing people
    crusty: that's bloody right

  • @levi-san4604
    @levi-san4604 2 года назад +1

    I like how his first reaction to the bomb was to eat it.

  • @demonicwolf7673
    @demonicwolf7673 3 года назад +2

    Lol i love how how sounds lowkey like Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @comfy84
      @comfy84 3 года назад +1

      I think he sounds like Murdock from gorillaz

  • @djfjsifjrr
    @djfjsifjrr 3 года назад +3

    I have too say it right now crusty is my favorite gamer🏅

  • @shadowmaster7596
    @shadowmaster7596 3 года назад +1

    "I dont expect you to watch this video"
    *proceeds to tab out to another video*

  • @operationspacedog8495
    @operationspacedog8495 3 года назад +15

    And I don’t expect you to see this comment

  • @Spidermonkey.69
    @Spidermonkey.69 3 года назад

    Everytime I watch his videos he keeps drifting and drifting. I love it

  • @datajahad
    @datajahad 3 года назад +10

    Does anyone have a Iamcrusty kill counter throughout all of the games

  • @TenBear
    @TenBear 2 года назад

    "Who wronged the squid" I'd a phrase that lives in my head now

  • @dragonchild_
    @dragonchild_ 3 месяца назад

    Lols
    The part where the narrator is whining about you not using a knife to unscrew the plate in the car's dashboard is hilarious.
    I've unscrewed bolts with a knife.

  • @NaomeK40
    @NaomeK40 3 года назад +1

    Crusty killing 5,326,862 people ?? No surprise here honestly :}

  • @exlipsedd
    @exlipsedd 3 года назад +2

    That seven dwarfs bit was too good.

  • @dr.springer5300
    @dr.springer5300 3 года назад +5

    I won’t die after this

  • @ayoutubechannel1499
    @ayoutubechannel1499 3 года назад

    if i die
    I'd die of laughter
    because of your hilarious VR gaming

  • @DEMIGODDDDDD
    @DEMIGODDDDDD 2 года назад

    that seven dwarves bit made me cackle so hard, well done crusty. youre a legend, and one of my new favourite youtubers

  • @c.jandrews304
    @c.jandrews304 3 года назад +1

    Your fancy mouth words makes the happy stuff and things of plenty

  • @cacarot6020
    @cacarot6020 3 года назад +1

    7:58 are you playing as Mr Mr Fantastic?! 😂😂

  • @Dundeemac799
    @Dundeemac799 Год назад

    "Who wronged the squid?" Brilliant!

  • @unofficial_computer
    @unofficial_computer 3 года назад +6

    Up next: Crusty attends the Nuremberg Trials.

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 3 года назад

      Don’t worry, either Russia or the USA will snatch him up. I’m hoping it’s the US tbh!
      I’ve seen this play out before

  • @quote1207
    @quote1207 3 года назад +1

    13:30 "NO NO NO NO.
    Maybe if I shoot it?
    "OOO, OOO, OOO, OOO, OOO-"
    *Monke find gun mode.*

  • @daltonjones5789
    @daltonjones5789 2 года назад

    I feel like I'm watching an episode of Archer. Love your content Crusty 👌

  • @elmerdavis6225
    @elmerdavis6225 3 года назад

    I've already shared your channel bro I don't think you even need to ask MR. Crusty. The fear you invoke is enough to make anyone want to share for fear of being tickled.

  • @conalexander-smith4926
    @conalexander-smith4926 3 года назад

    The main character of RE: zero be like: "Bring me the sweet release of death I shall awake and try once more."

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 3 года назад +2

    I want entire 8 season live action show just like this.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 года назад

    I knew that post about shooting missiles and wealthy scorpions would make sense eventually

  • @Tombutabreadlover
    @Tombutabreadlover 15 дней назад +1

    Why does crusty always sound like a disney villian

  • @boldandbrash9037
    @boldandbrash9037 3 года назад +1

    You’re like Sir Cadwell from Elder Scrolls Online except…sadistic and better lol

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy 3 года назад

    Please play more of this! I love this game so much

  • @BreadLoafSlice
    @BreadLoafSlice 2 года назад

    I discovered Crusty a few weeks ago and he’s already one of my favorite youtubers

  • @DisturbedGeneration
    @DisturbedGeneration 3 года назад

    This reminds me of Johnny English. Doesn't follow a thing on protocol, and just wings it.. and it ends up okay

  • @HollowSp3ctr3
    @HollowSp3ctr3 3 года назад +1

    It's like James Bond turned up to the briefing off his head on something 😂

  • @SiriusZiriux
    @SiriusZiriux 3 года назад

    Thank You so Much for making Me Laugh like this; so often, I'm happy as Hell that You're doing so well on here now Crusty. 🥂

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 3 года назад

    If you're an evil genius and your car doesn't have a "Deploy Scorpions" button, are you really an evil genius?

  • @mruwu2951
    @mruwu2951 3 года назад

    In Australia, where I am now it's 7 00am I didn't sleep, thx crusty for softening the pain with your video

  • @zaierreh8347
    @zaierreh8347 3 года назад

    Crusty you've done it again, I mean yeah you killed basically everyone but dammit you've done it again.

  • @itsresark1080
    @itsresark1080 3 года назад

    Crusty love your vids keep it up always brightens my mood

  • @Lee-sc3xl
    @Lee-sc3xl 3 года назад +1

    I can confirm I watch this video and died shortly after

  • @bibztv770
    @bibztv770 3 года назад +1

    Crusty will now be known as captain jack sparrow

  • @zeroexmachina
    @zeroexmachina 3 года назад +2

    I too enjoy 911ing pearl harbor before breakfrast.

  • @nariklee3963
    @nariklee3963 2 года назад

    I told my discord about this guy, now they are all addicted. Too fukin funnie.

  • @kirbe1
    @kirbe1 3 года назад

    Crusty im sorry its been alonggg time since i watched one of your videos and forgot how entertaining they are

  • @mischiefthedragon
    @mischiefthedragon 3 года назад

    Crusty is best agent for chaos.

  • @Ben-Hollingbery
    @Ben-Hollingbery 11 месяцев назад

    I've been watching Crusty for a while, and I just realised something. They remind me of Eddie Izzard in this series

  • @CaZaAU
    @CaZaAU 3 года назад

    bears on tables with crossbows made me laugh so i don't think i can get through this video

  • @kriger619
    @kriger619 3 года назад

    I feel like I got dumber during that Snow White bit...jokes aside I loved this.

  • @kylebolio9955
    @kylebolio9955 3 года назад

    True archer fashion. How refreshing lmao

  • @painthegreat
    @painthegreat 3 года назад +1

    Over 5 million dead? Damn crusty is losing his touch he usually loses that many during an episode of his game show

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 3 года назад +2

    Oh dear I started a fire,
    again

  • @FirecraneYT
    @FirecraneYT 3 года назад +1

    Crusty the greatest Bomb diffuser

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 2 года назад +1

    11:01 I thought that rant was going to a dead end, but the realization as I seen the freezer come into view haha

  • @jackson3231
    @jackson3231 2 года назад +2

    3:20 i’ve done it before in real life flat and Philip head

  • @LoS_Lust4Blood
    @LoS_Lust4Blood 3 года назад

    To all new viewers of Dear Crusty. He had a twitch channel. It says so in his Description. He’s Fabulous.
    -Lust.

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 4 месяца назад

    Crusty, why anyone would make you a secret agent, is beyond me. They basically turned a mental patient into a spy. And I haven't stopped laughing since starting to watch this video. These VR games, were one of the best decisions you made for laughable content. 😂😅

  • @RenaraHawke
    @RenaraHawke 3 года назад +1

    Is it just me... or did crusty sound like the spiffing brit at 1:33

  • @shadedtehdragonyey
    @shadedtehdragonyey 3 года назад +1

    the way he is speaking reminds me of the Docter from Docter Who Xd

  • @Real-Rat
    @Real-Rat 3 года назад +1

    Gray vs crusty
    Sociopath vs psychopath

  • @redtheforgottendragon4576
    @redtheforgottendragon4576 3 года назад

    Excellent work Agent Crusty.

  • @therabbitlord9710
    @therabbitlord9710 3 года назад +1

    I have been watching you since 10k subs

  • @iamatrain4397
    @iamatrain4397 3 года назад +1

    I expect you to die sounds kinda like a jack sparrow quote so that's appropriate

  • @derrickbartledoo2680
    @derrickbartledoo2680 3 года назад

    VR on shrooms would be a fucking experience

  • @Zirus_Blackheart
    @Zirus_Blackheart 3 года назад

    it's criminal you don't have more subscribers man!

  • @sidprado1901
    @sidprado1901 3 года назад

    How does this have only 47k views. This is GOLD!

  • @melsmozes2174
    @melsmozes2174 3 года назад +2

    I am confused and looking for answers Mr.Crusty. Did you..or have you a channel in which you play(ed) Shadow of Mordor and games like that?

  • @Revanshard4501
    @Revanshard4501 3 года назад

    This sounds like Jack Sparrow if he were a accidentally competent spy.

  • @Chetloore
    @Chetloore 2 года назад

    In future vr programs it will be a cast of players. I need it now though.

  • @ClenchyBoi
    @ClenchyBoi 3 года назад +2

    HELLO CRUSTY I HAVE ARRIVED

  • @termlesscipher8045
    @termlesscipher8045 3 года назад +1

    13:33
    Return to monke

  • @Jimothyjohns
    @Jimothyjohns 3 года назад

    Please play more of this! It looks so much fun!

  • @midnightmusic5650
    @midnightmusic5650 2 года назад +1

    What’s your set up man ? You’re so amazing. You drink alot before recording right? We’ll drink more haha

  • @nathanielmorgan9108
    @nathanielmorgan9108 3 года назад

    definitely make this a series

  • @beansdad70
    @beansdad70 3 года назад

    When you’re actually having a cigar while watching.

  • @siren6952
    @siren6952 3 года назад +1

    What a great thing to wake up to

  • @alexgawthrop1748
    @alexgawthrop1748 3 года назад

    Man I had a shit weekend and you saved it. Laughing and giggling and what not 😂👍🏼 thanks man