Bry 117 are you serious? Cigarettes burn your lungs like their inflating. It feels like hot air is burning harsh flavors into your air system and making it explode. I just smoked weed like 10mins ago and it feels much smoother to inhale
Lady Bird is my favorite cartoon dog. She depicts an old pooch perfectly. Her needs are just the basics. Water, food, somewhere to sleep and a few moments of affection here and there.
Nah, Hank's right in that regard. Being "too high to drive" is 90% psychological but it's real nonetheless. We don't want him driving around on the verge of a panic attack or he's liable to freak out in front of a cop and get himself into serious trouble. It literally happens all the time. Saw a story a few months ago about a cop who ate a bunch of edibles from the evidence locker - he was so scared he called 911 from his patrol car and demanded an ambulance because he was sure he was dying! lol Debbie's roommate should have recognized he was a square and a lightweight and told him to lay down and relax, everything's fine, you're not going crazy and the cops aren't coming to get you. I've done this myself at house parties.
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III I'd like to point out edibles are way different than smoking weed though edibles- "upon ingesting cannabis, the liver begins to metabolise the THC, turning it into a metabolite called 11-hydroxy-THC. This is way more potent and has a longer half-life, making it much more intense overall." smoking-"When you smoke cannabis, on the other hand, the THC travels to your brain almost instantly via the alveoli in the lungs. This is why you feel high within minutes after smoking."
I like how hank showed no anger or judgement to Gayle for smoking pot and still cares to not accidentally frame him and get him sent to jail, he truly is a good neighbor and friend.
When I was a kid, I remember thinking "I'd be friends with Hank. He's a good egg and it's good to have a few older, square friends to keep you honest and clean." Now I'm older than Hank was during the series, and I think "I doubt anybody under the age of 30 thinks Hank has any value..."
@@hurpaderpp The drinking is totally acceptable. He rarely gets shithouse drunk. Bunch of square dudes having a few and BSing about the good old days before dinner. He's an American gotdangit. As square as it gets.
@mug ster You would have a point but not only do you have a "Trump funny moments" playlist but you have a "NASA lies" playlist which probably means you're a flat earther
one time we where smoking weed in the house of a friend someone started smoking and five minutes later all of us where playing xbox one but this guy got scared for nothing saying the cops will come and all of us where like common dude this is a house and we are ok then he keep saying i wanna leave then got the house keys opened the door and from outside trow the keys on the ceiling of the fucking house xD
Marijuana poisoning is a real thing, though. Just, not how he meant it and not how most people perceive the term "poisoned." Being poisoned doesn't necessarily mean it'll kill you or something. That, and marijuana does legitimately make some people nauseous or sick, especially when they smoke way too much.
(edit: I never expected such a throwaway comment to "blow up". In retrospect, yeah it for sure oversimplified things but I maintain there's still some truth to it. Also I turned off replies but if people want to argue amongst themselves, they're free to do so.) This show is so wholesome, it pokes fun at aspects of traditional values while also embracing them.
Final Girl KotH is right wing humor. See, people on the right can laugh at themselves. That’s a foreign concept for leftists, who have become so politically correct and afraid of offending anyone that they’ve become the humorless twats they once mocked. Probably the reason normal people are moving to the right lately; the cultural pendulum went left off the spectrum and now it’s gonna swing hard right.
You may be high, but you'll never be Hank Hill trying to sleep in a bush high. Thank you all for clicking the small thumb icon below my commentary on this video, I really appreciate that 2.5+ thousand people decided to preform a basic task to denote the liking of a particular sentence. Also I'm adding a period because now me understands the importance of grammar.
I love how Hank's level of worry in the BBQ clothes burning scene is 10/10 for getting caught smoking weed, but 0/10 for even being suspected of murder..
Love that he makes it so much worse for himself lol. Even if his shirt did smell of weed, that is a lot easier to explain to a cop than why you were burning your shirt in the back yard.
there is a lot of very deep wisdom, and love for people at the core of "king of the hill". lol, like many in the comments have already noted, i had to grow up to appreciate it though. :/
@@reaIIifebootbaby wouldn't recommend it. Just the smell of _the marijuana_ can get you detained. From there, you better play your cards *on point* else your lookin' at towing fee, impound lot fee, consequent daily fines if not retrieved immediately. And then, there's no blowing *< .08* to get off the herb DUI (so *at best* no contest to that charge) -- also better hope you got no priors cuz that's a 2k fine, plus laywer, plus 10-50 hours of _3-hour-long_ *Alcohol Awareness* classes topped off with a mandatory _Victims Impact Panel_ for 2-3 hours of friends and relatives of those _killed by, or from intox'd driving_ Not to mention, the 15-30% hike on car insurance for the next 5-10 years. And that's *if* you don't even crash, or F*** anything up in particular. Uh, What were u saying about peer pressure? Na, but really, high driving takes practice. Depending on the stoner, the herb, traffic conditions, mental health state, current general mental state, time of day, and other factors. I can say it saved my life once, cuz it helped put me in _The Flash_ mode where this crazy lady facing me was turning left, _but she decided to pull this move unannounced_ and whilst myself was going straight, *And Still in the Intersection!* Anyways, I pulled a crazier dodge move, sliding in between her taking her freakn' left then subsequently the car _behind_ her too, going straight-- so comin' straight @ me, *or rather* _I at them._ Tldr: don't smoke and drive. Unless you are a professional stunt driver. It's not worth the hassle. One false move, over/under-reaction, careless merge, miscalculation, or incorrect assumption about another driver's intention/maneuverings could actually prove disastrous.
satinsguard Why are u guarding satin, in particular? I mean it's a nice fabric and all but it's available in fabric stores pretty much globally. Now silk is different. It's made from the secretions of a little worms butt. Imo, that's remarkable and disturbing at the same time. I would think silk should be guarded if someone,such as yourself, insists on guarding some type of fabric. But, 'to each his own', as the saying goes. It's a free country (at least for right now) so you can guard any fabric your little heart desires. That's the kind of freedom so many men (and now women) have bought and paid for with their young lives. More power to you, dude. Go guard that satin!
this is what it was like smoking for the first time. they nailed it perfectly. the fear of "am i too high" the paranoia (his walking is spot on) and passing out behind some bushes. yeah thats pretty much it.
We all went on a walk, wandered around a walmart, picked up chicken nuggets on the way out, then when we got home I zoned out while watching everyone play Mario kart. Sounds like you had it rough.
@@MC-nt7jz my first time i smoked i brought my guitar and said if i cant play this thing high then its bad and i wont smoke ever again.. best believe i felt even better playing guitar stoned..
"What do you guys think would happen if Hank took like one hit of a joint. Like what would he do" - Some genius in the KotH writer's room, circa February 2000.
Lol this was great to tie in with the Debbie murder mystery and on top of that his boss tried to frame him. Then add hank smoking reefer and having a freakout just adds another layer of suspense.
I actually know a guy like this at work, and the blokes there tricked him into thinking they gave him a brownie full of weed, when in reality it was just a brownie and he was over thinking the whole thing, he even thought he was high
I left normal cookies in the lunchroom at work for everyone to eat and one of my buddies saw a real square guy we work with eat three while he was sitting there. He goes over to him and goes, “you should probably slow down on those Rick! Those cookies have weed in them!” He was FREAKING OUT while he was running his machine after that. He was afraid to tell anyone but my buddy anything out of fear they’ed call the cops to come take him away for doing drugs at work. We told him like 3 days later that they were just Chewy Chips Ahoy! and had no weed in them lol. He was so pissed he didn’t talk to us for weeks. He thought he was blasted. He was so convinced he was high he got so worked up most everything he ran for two hours after was scrap.
One time I decided to sleep it off, I was hanging out with my buddy in his garage, I layed down on his quad and went to “sleep” for what felt like a few hours (in reality it was about 15 seconds) and decided I was ok to drive. I drove home fine, for some reason it’s not even hard to drive high at all. Idk why weed is illegal it’s so much safer and more enjoyable than alcohol, plus you don’t puke or get hungover. It’s such a mystery tbh.
@@hiondubs no yeah I don’t recommend it, I was scared at shit the whole way, my eyes were bugged out, but it’s nowhere near as bad as being drunk, like you can still walk.
Being a huge cartoon fan growing up in late 90’s early 00’s - I love the humor, the improbability of situations, etc…. King of the Hill is absolutely unique as a cartoon because it doesn’t involve any crazy improbable fantasy or impossible scenarios. It is actual human existence and things that could happen and it’s effin’ brilliant!! Hank Hill cracks me up so much with his squareness and Boy Scout endearment but he’s still cool and unaware of his uptightness. If I reach 80 years of age I’ll be watching cartoons and reruns of KoTH forever!
I remember when I was in middle school me and my friends were playing basketball at the nearby school and two of them hit up a joint. Nearby a person was on the phone and I told them they were calling the police on them. They were SCARED
@Crimson Outdoors Co. truth: i did genuinely bring it up because the guy was the phone a long time and it freaked them out (just a coincidence). I later learned weed makes you paranoid and brought it up like it was a twisted joke I had planned, even though I didn't.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy My friend did that when she smoked at school. Her mom was so naïve or in denial because she was pumping that cheap body spray every day.
"It's the chronic from Mexico" "Eh, damned NAFTA" That's why I love this show. A lot of people call it boring, but big fans such as myself can see the truly hilarious and quite impeccable timing, delivery, and humor in dry comedy such as that
"Aint that some kind of smoke coming out of there?" "Oh, that's not smoke, that's just steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!"
T.J. Worthington That's perfectly reasonable. The last thing you want to be doing after smoking green is driving. It doesn't impair you like alcohol does, but if you get pulled over, they can test you for drugs on the roadside. You can get fucked over for it.
I. Mills A recent study from the NSA proved that driving high on "Mary-Jane" is twice as dangerous as driving while drinking. Its probably because humans have evolved alongside alcohol and most geniuses were drunks. Marijuana makes you stubid, hence the reason everyone calls it dope
Flip Flip Flipadelphia Humans evolved alongside Marajuana too, and would use it for all sorts of medications, until a little bit less than a hundred years ago. Because prohibition was ending, the prohibitionists decided that they needed something else to complain about, so they chose marijuana and made up all sorts of nonsense about it. Things like Reefer Madness were made and the ridiculous claims continued, until the public was against Marajuana. For some reason, their propaganda has stuck for about a full century, and really, that’s the biggest shame.
@@marcoe.3314: Well, I would have tried to offer something that sounds like something that WOULD NOT sound appetizing, nor interesting to put on the grill.
Sahuagin You’ve must never smoked before lol The taste, effects, and a lot of other things can cause you to puke. And especially when people “green out” on weed for the first time, they can get extremely nauseated.
@@isnowyazn oh, well it maybe makes sense if he involuntarily vomited, but you said "induced" vomiting, as in to try to get rid of what he consumed by intentionally vomiting
@@isnowyazn I remember my first hit of loud I was so bugged I was saying "bro I can't feel my face, call an ambulance." He laughed his balls off, then we stared at basketball until he dosed off, as I was staring at the floor.
I prefer getting so high I'm doped into my gourd. Meaning getting so high one seriously considers and or attempts to hollow out a giant gourd to spend time within its starchy walls.
@@CatfishBradley Yeah but I definitely didn't get high the first time I smoked. I was like really? What the hell was so fun about this. The second time I was floating😁
Hank Hill: -loves and idolized Willie Nelson; terrified of smoking pot -doesn’t know what weed looks or smells like when it’s smoked in his presence; knows the symptoms and smells after he smokes it -doesn’t understand euphemisms for smoking pot when he’s smoking it; knows street slang for it later Hank is a walking contradiction
- he doesn't realise Willie Nelson is stoner icon - no experience with pot other than PSAs that warn of side effects - the only euphemism he knows is "herb" he ain't a contradiction, he's just got patchy knowledge of jazz cabbage
@APassersby He's also a great father and husband. He's very faithful to his god awful wife. He had two bitches try to fuck him in this episode, and told them both NO.
This folks is exactly how you don’t go about accidentally smoking weed. Drink some water, eat some snacks and watch some TV. Rushing over to your car or just trying to “run” from it is just gonna freak you out and you’ll end having a panic attack
As an Alaskan (weed has been legal to smoke in private residences for a long time) when I was a kid I always thought this show was really lame and about normal boring awful Americans from the lower 48.. now I see it's incredibly self aware and it's hilarious. I feel really bad I didn't enjoy this show more when I was younger and could watch it on TV every day.
Ben Dover That is such a cringey Reddit thing to say. Alaska is about as far away from Canada as you can be whilst also being geographically close. Hell marijuana isnt even LEGAL in Cansda despite them electing a literal ski instructor for prime minister purely based on his promise he would legalize it.
to the T thats how I feel about it. it was boring as hell to me but now that Im in my mid 20s, this show makes sense and I pick up on the humor. love this show
"Funny" thing is, a first time smoker could easily throw themselves into a panic attack, even if they took a hit. Weed could get that shit going like a trapdoor effect. Imagine if Hank smoked more, damn.
1:08 it's hilarious how Hank thinks he's high from smoking one puff of weed but it's really paranoia that's affecting him being unable to put the keys in the ignition. 😂😂
Nah he was having a weed induced panic attack. Ive had it before. Feels like youre about to have a heart attack and your anxiety goes through the roof. Muscle spasms, shaky hands. Not fun.
Steaaam. Steam from the steamed clamss. Ive never heard hamburgers being called that. Oh it’s an upstate lingo. Im from Dallas and ive never heard that. Oh it’s a Houston expression.
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Dickies Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Hill burgers. Old family recipe For steamed clamss Yes Yeah, so you call them "steamed clamss" despite the fact they are obviously incinerated. Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second. Of course. [YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening on your grill A Roman Candle Uh- Roman Candle? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Texas, localized entirely on your grill top Yes May I look at it? No, Dad, The house is on Fire! No, Bobby it's just a roman candle Well, Hank, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good clamss. Help,Help.
Notice his high died completely when Peggy started yelling.
Side effect of being married for a long time.
Theone82 damn straight. I don’t even drink and it’ll sober my ass up.
Usually does
Peggy’s voice could stop an orgasm mid climax.
I don’t think he was high. Just paranoid
"The police are looking for you!!!" Worst thing to hear when you're stoned lol
ikr
Agreed
It's not
Not in Canada
@@randomonio Mr Layhey!!!
Imagine being high AF and having someone scream “THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!!” as the police are looking straight at you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then a loud, obnoxious woman yelling your name at the top of her lungs
@@RoachDogg_JR lmaooo Peggy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@RoachDogg_JROne of mai most favorite KotH Moments EVER!!! xD
P.S. - Oney Plays is Best Let’s Play Group Indeed 😇
In my experience, cops don't give a fuck if you're walking out high out of your mind even before it became legal in many places.
I've actually had that happen. Being a teen in Seattle before it was legalized was a trip
Ladybird: *sniffs his shirt with no discernable reaction *
Hank: "Oh No..."
her nose wiggle 2 times thats yes in Dog language.
Bwauhauh
@@germangonzales2008 shit you’re right !!!
ROFLMFAO
I'm not the only one that found this scene/joke so (yet subtle) hilarious
I never realized how hilarious KOTH was until I turned into a adult
It's kind of funny the same creator of this show made beavis and buthead
Same when I was a kid I never understood the jokes and now I'm watching it again and it's hilarious and so relatable sometimes
Swear dude, I hated it coming on at night cause I just wanted to watch family guy as a kid but now koth is an acquired taste
I'm so sorry, sounds painful.
@@thatsmeatman7023 agreed
"Herbs???? Oh God, Thats street talk for marijuana" LMAO
Steven Wolford must be ditch bc it is supposed to be less harsh than cigs
Hank paranoid as fuck he's burning a whole fucking shirt
Bry 117 are you serious? Cigarettes burn your lungs like their inflating. It feels like hot air is burning harsh flavors into your air system and making it explode. I just smoked weed like 10mins ago and it feels much smoother to inhale
I literally read this as he said it... wtf
X X weed is absolutely not harsher lmao
The placebo effect is very strong within Hank Hill.
or both
World Exploder literally me
If you really don’t feel anything from one drag of modern marijuana then perhaps it’s time to take a break
@@matt25675 smoke weed everyday
Idk man I'm weak asf when it comes to weed. Two hits and I'm good to go. 12 or 13 more hits and I'm done for a day
Lady Bird is my favorite cartoon dog. She depicts an old pooch perfectly. Her needs are just the basics. Water, food, somewhere to sleep and a few moments of affection here and there.
(slightly misses the keyhole.)
Hank:
"Oh no, I'm too high to drive!"
*Flawless logic there Hank.*
Hey, it's his first puff
No doubt, I do that bone sober.
Nah, Hank's right in that regard. Being "too high to drive" is 90% psychological but it's real nonetheless. We don't want him driving around on the verge of a panic attack or he's liable to freak out in front of a cop and get himself into serious trouble. It literally happens all the time. Saw a story a few months ago about a cop who ate a bunch of edibles from the evidence locker - he was so scared he called 911 from his patrol car and demanded an ambulance because he was sure he was dying! lol
Debbie's roommate should have recognized he was a square and a lightweight and told him to lay down and relax, everything's fine, you're not going crazy and the cops aren't coming to get you. I've done this myself at house parties.
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III I'd like to point out edibles are way different than smoking weed though
edibles- "upon ingesting cannabis, the liver begins to metabolise the THC, turning it into a metabolite called 11-hydroxy-THC. This is way more potent and has a longer half-life, making it much more intense overall."
smoking-"When you smoke cannabis, on the other hand, the THC travels to your brain almost instantly via the alveoli in the lungs. This is why you feel high within minutes after smoking."
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III that cop is a pussy
“That’s a funny lookin cigarette”
Famous last words
😂😂😂😂
lmao! take this as a like, your comment is at 420, its too perfect man
Clearly an inferior tobacco.
That’s how it happened to me, now I’m gay
@@ServingOthers99 almost cringed to death on that one
"Ain't that some kinda smoke comin' outta there?"
"Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm! Steamed clams."
LLamaBoy *"yes but you say their steamed when they are obviously grilled"*
LLamaBoy how the fuck did the steamed hams thing become a thing?
LICK IT it's from the Simpsons
Motown Lions89 I know but how did the meme start?
no
That "convince yourself you're so noticeably stoned that you and up actually looking stoned by trying to not look stoned" walk.
Right!? Then you catch the reflection of your walk and it looks egregiously suspect
best line ''doped out of my gourd''
so, I took a hammer & nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford.
smith shady Then I locked all the doors,
Sweat bleeding out my pores,
Hit the gas
Blunts gettin passed
Ash all out the 4doors.
I'm going on a trip!
These comments tho lmao
Thats what my band director used to say... About me 😂😂😂
It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
Fapplin 😄👍
Fapplin if somebody faps while smoking marijuana, are they a weed wacker?
Pookie Pookison i never seen so much whackin i tell ya hwhat.
666
I’m surprised he didn’t OD
“Oh no, Debbie’s hippie roommate turned me in for smoking narcotics.”
Hank, I want you to think about what you said very carefully.
“That’s him officer, The kush toker, take him away!”-Hippie roommate
Dude hes high
MrCrazybark he barely had 1 hit. Hank has a weird view of how the world works, it’s almost comical
@@maneoj46 when its ur first time... all u need is 1 hit
@@maneoj46 "it's almost comical"
literally a comedy lol
I like how hank showed no anger or judgement to Gayle for smoking pot and still cares to not accidentally frame him and get him sent to jail, he truly is a good neighbor and friend.
Exactly. He isn’t mad at the guy for smoking weed, he’s mad that he accidentally got himself high lol
Hank ain’t no snitch
Hank Hill is the coolest square guy ever.
Spongebob is the Coolest Square Sponge Ever.
Hank is one of the coolest characters ever!!!
When I was a kid, I remember thinking "I'd be friends with Hank. He's a good egg and it's good to have a few older, square friends to keep you honest and clean."
Now I'm older than Hank was during the series, and I think "I doubt anybody under the age of 30 thinks Hank has any value..."
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III im 27 and think hank is a great role model. besides the daily drinking haha
@@hurpaderpp The drinking is totally acceptable. He rarely gets shithouse drunk. Bunch of square dudes having a few and BSing about the good old days before dinner. He's an American gotdangit. As square as it gets.
When people don't realize their panic attack is 90% of the problem
Covid
@mug ster You would have a point but not only do you have a "Trump funny moments" playlist but you have a "NASA lies" playlist which probably means you're a flat earther
@@ScootyPuffJrSux that channel is so weird
Its bot levels of weird
Well tbf it was his first time
one time we where smoking weed in the house of a friend someone started smoking and five minutes later all of us where playing xbox one but this guy got scared for nothing saying the cops will come and all of us where like common dude this is a house and we are ok then he keep saying i wanna leave then got the house keys opened the door and from outside trow the keys on the ceiling of the fucking house xD
"That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning" lmfao 😂😂 I died
So did i
Most have smoked too many marijuanas
Marijuana poisoning is a real thing, though. Just, not how he meant it and not how most people perceive the term "poisoned." Being poisoned doesn't necessarily mean it'll kill you or something.
That, and marijuana does legitimately make some people nauseous or sick, especially when they smoke way too much.
@@egala005
I heard some guy died off four.
@@pryingeyes1551 Must have been a lightweight because the LD50 for marijuanas is 5
2:30 I like how Peggy didn't stop and ask Hank "You're cooking burgers?" or "We didn't even have any burgers"...she's just as high as Hank.
Or maybe there is some beef chuck in the freezer.
Damn NAFTA.
This is the wirst trade deal in the history of trade deals.
Backyardmech1 little does he know most usa tobacco is Brazilian
Damned NAFTA.
So, Damn Memorandum of Understanding on Cooperation with respect to Tobacco Products.
What's wrong with NAFTA?
(edit: I never expected such a throwaway comment to "blow up". In retrospect, yeah it for sure oversimplified things but I maintain there's still some truth to it. Also I turned off replies but if people want to argue amongst themselves, they're free to do so.) This show is so wholesome, it pokes fun at aspects of traditional values while also embracing them.
Tyler F right wing humor is good
Exactly. It strikes the perfect balance of laughing with and laughing at.
Blake Blast it isnt right wing or left wing. It's wholesome.
Blake Blast KOTH is about as "right wing" as my left foot
Final Girl KotH is right wing humor. See, people on the right can laugh at themselves. That’s a foreign concept for leftists, who have become so politically correct and afraid of offending anyone that they’ve become the humorless twats they once mocked. Probably the reason normal people are moving to the right lately; the cultural pendulum went left off the spectrum and now it’s gonna swing hard right.
You may be high, but you'll never be Hank Hill trying to sleep in a bush high.
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truth
Lmaooo that was some stupid shit man
Not true actually happened to me when I was 14
Joel Atwater challenge accepted
I didn't sleep in the bushes but had to grab and hold on to a tree so I wouldn't float away 😂😂
I love that Hank was so worried about driving under the influence so much that he just went "I'm to high to drive!"
Then slept behind a bush! 😂
"I'm goin' on a trip! I look like I'm doped outta mah gourd!" Easily one of his best quotes in the whole series.
Ellen Ripley: Somebody stop that drug runner!
It's not his fault. It's just a symptom of the Marijuana poisoning
“Goddamn NAFTA” is the most accurately Texan statement lol
honestly every NAFTA signatory likes nothing more than to complain about NAFTA, lol.
Oh lol I thought it was naphtha
Can confirm, am a Texan.
@@The_NJG same here
Nafta was/is a very bad idea!!!
I love how Hank's level of worry in the BBQ clothes burning scene is 10/10 for getting caught smoking weed, but 0/10 for even being suspected of murder..
It’s cause he knows he didn’t kill anyone but he did smoke the jane.
It's in Texas weed worse than murder
cus hes doped outta his gourd
Love that he makes it so much worse for himself lol. Even if his shirt did smell of weed, that is a lot easier to explain to a cop than why you were burning your shirt in the back yard.
That’s because he knows he did not kill anybody, but he knows he smoked marijuana.
This is really one of my favorite shows
deeply wholesome, introspective, heart warming at times and hilarious
BUZZWORD ALERT. MASSIVE CRINGE.
But of course Gary would call out someone's comment a year after is posted lol
there is a lot of very deep wisdom, and love for people at the core of "king of the hill". lol, like many in the comments have already noted, i had to grow up to appreciate it though. :/
“Doped outta ma gord” 😂😂😂
1:01
I busted out laughing when I first saw this...
I LOVE Hank Hill, he makes me happy. (I have been too high to drive myself).
@@debrawineland5709 People laugh at me when I say I’m too high to drive. BUT FUCK THAT PEER PRESSURE 😂🌚
@@reaIIifebootbaby wouldn't recommend it. Just the smell of _the marijuana_ can get you detained. From there, you better play your cards *on point* else your lookin' at towing fee, impound lot fee, consequent daily fines if not retrieved immediately.
And then, there's no blowing *< .08* to get off
the herb DUI (so *at best* no contest to that charge) -- also better hope you got no priors cuz that's a 2k fine, plus laywer, plus 10-50 hours of _3-hour-long_ *Alcohol Awareness* classes topped off with a mandatory _Victims Impact Panel_ for 2-3 hours of friends and relatives of those _killed by, or from intox'd driving_ Not to mention, the 15-30% hike on car insurance for the next 5-10 years. And that's *if* you don't even crash, or F*** anything up in particular.
Uh, What were u saying about peer pressure?
Na, but really, high driving takes practice. Depending on the stoner, the herb, traffic conditions, mental health state, current general mental state, time of day, and other factors. I can say it saved my life once, cuz it helped put me in _The Flash_ mode where this crazy lady facing me was turning left, _but she decided to pull this move unannounced_ and whilst myself was going straight, *And Still in the Intersection!*
Anyways, I pulled a crazier dodge move, sliding in between her taking her freakn' left then subsequently the car _behind_ her too, going straight-- so comin' straight @ me, *or rather* _I at them._
Tldr: don't smoke and drive. Unless you are a professional stunt driver. It's not worth the hassle. One false move, over/under-reaction, careless merge, miscalculation, or incorrect assumption about another driver's intention/maneuverings could actually prove disastrous.
"I'm goin on a trip!" Gets me every time.
Sheriff Marc lmao
when i liked your comment its now 420 likes lmao
I want to like this comment but... I don’t want to ruin it lol
he's going on a trip in his favorite rocket ship
Even the stoner thinks Hank is overreacting
Imagine if Hank took a dab instead.
he would have died lmao
satinsguard Why are u guarding satin, in particular? I mean it's a nice fabric and all but it's available in fabric stores pretty much globally. Now silk is different. It's made from the secretions of a little worms butt. Imo, that's remarkable and disturbing at the same time. I would think silk should be guarded if someone,such as yourself, insists on guarding some type of fabric. But, 'to each his own', as the saying goes. It's a free country (at least for right now) so you can guard any fabric your little heart desires. That's the kind of freedom so many men (and now women) have bought and paid for with their young lives. More power to you, dude. Go guard that satin!
Grannaidh Seanamhair u need jesus
Mystic 112: How do u know I don't already "have" Jesus? Perhaps "satins guard" is the one who kf
Grannaidh Seanamhair ur pretty sad
this is what it was like smoking for the first time.
they nailed it perfectly.
the fear of "am i too high"
the paranoia (his walking is spot on)
and passing out behind some bushes.
yeah thats pretty much it.
i didnt have that. just a good time with friends.
Sounds like you smoked meth
We all went on a walk, wandered around a walmart, picked up chicken nuggets on the way out, then when we got home I zoned out while watching everyone play Mario kart. Sounds like you had it rough.
@@MC-nt7jz my first time i smoked i brought my guitar and said if i cant play this thing high then its bad and i wont smoke ever again.. best believe i felt even better playing guitar stoned..
"What do you guys think would happen if Hank took like one hit of a joint. Like what would he do"
- Some genius in the KotH writer's room, circa February 2000.
@ニューノーマルの名無しさん don’t we all
Theres actually a writer on tiktok. Michael Jamin to be exact
I GAWD I LOOK DOPED OUT OF MY GOURD
Lol this was great to tie in with the Debbie murder mystery and on top of that his boss tried to frame him. Then add hank smoking reefer and having a freakout just adds another layer of suspense.
"Its a side effect of the marijuana poisoning", hahaha
FearlessPeacock -Jeff sessions
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually know a guy like this at work, and the blokes there tricked him into thinking they gave him a brownie full of weed, when in reality it was just a brownie and he was over thinking the whole thing, he even thought he was high
That's amazing 😂
The placebo effect is wonderful and fascinating
I left normal cookies in the lunchroom at work for everyone to eat and one of my buddies saw a real square guy we work with eat three while he was sitting there. He goes over to him and goes, “you should probably slow down on those Rick! Those cookies have weed in them!” He was FREAKING OUT while he was running his machine after that. He was afraid to tell anyone but my buddy anything out of fear they’ed call the cops to come take him away for doing drugs at work.
We told him like 3 days later that they were just Chewy Chips Ahoy! and had no weed in them lol. He was so pissed he didn’t talk to us for weeks.
He thought he was blasted. He was so convinced he was high he got so worked up most everything he ran for two hours after was scrap.
bwaahaa lol pockets the $10 and gives him a gas station brownie.
Gosh, I would hate working there.
0:59 When he says: "I look like I'm doped out of my gourd" and the way he walks afterwards always makes me laugh 😆
There could be 30 timestamps for this vid in the comments, just one classic line after another
He was goin on a got dang trip
"I'm too high to drive. I gotta sleep this off"😆😆 Man I've been there!
The fact that this man crashed behind the bushes😂😂
@@superiormeh exactly!..lol
One time I decided to sleep it off, I was hanging out with my buddy in his garage, I layed down on his quad and went to “sleep” for what felt like a few hours (in reality it was about 15 seconds) and decided I was ok to drive. I drove home fine, for some reason it’s not even hard to drive high at all. Idk why weed is illegal it’s so much safer and more enjoyable than alcohol, plus you don’t puke or get hungover. It’s such a mystery tbh.
@@hiondubs no yeah I don’t recommend it, I was scared at shit the whole way, my eyes were bugged out, but it’s nowhere near as bad as being drunk, like you can still walk.
@@hiondubs studies suggest marijuana does NOT negatively impair driving ability the way alcohol does, especially for seasoned users
*DAD!!! DAD!!! THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!*
*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!*
*Herbs? Oh god, that's street talk for marijuana*
*What do you think girl. Can you still smell the Mary Jane?*
Oh no Debbie's hippy roomate turned me in for smoking narcotics!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
2:30 That's not smoke it's steam.
Steam, from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm! Steamed clams!
It's a cartoon, and it's like 15 years old. Their animation wasn't the best back then..
MMM, steamed clamms, jobe!
Marylandbrony Steamed hams but it's king of the hill!!!
JobeMinacum *whoosh*
Being a huge cartoon fan growing up in late 90’s early 00’s - I love the humor, the improbability of situations, etc…. King of the Hill is absolutely unique as a cartoon because it doesn’t involve any crazy improbable fantasy or impossible scenarios. It is actual human existence and things that could happen and it’s effin’ brilliant!! Hank Hill cracks me up so much with his squareness and Boy Scout endearment but he’s still cool and unaware of his uptightness. If I reach 80 years of age I’ll be watching cartoons and reruns of KoTH forever!
I was stoned and heard "the police are looking for you" and got anxious for Hank and me.
No one wants to hear it yelled the way Bobby does
I remember when I was in middle school me and my friends were playing basketball at the nearby school and two of them hit up a joint.
Nearby a person was on the phone and I told them they were calling the police on them. They were SCARED
you ain't alone 😂
Ahahahah. That’s hilarious
@Crimson Outdoors Co. truth: i did genuinely bring it up because the guy was the phone a long time and it freaked them out (just a coincidence).
I later learned weed makes you paranoid and brought it up like it was a twisted joke I had planned, even though I didn't.
"This isn't one of those clove cigarettes is it?"
"Nah man, that's the chronic, from Mexico."
Patrick McCutcheon
>chronic
>Mexico
Pick one.
They're not sending their best tobacco
@@71dembonesTV Do you know where Texas is located and do you know which country smuggles in the most drugs into the US?
“Damn Nafta”
Oh God you already know who Hank would have voted for in 2016 and 2020 😂
@@AngelA-tq9rs "I tell ya whut"
Lmao when Peggy yells "HAAANNNNNKKKKK" this is unironically how my mom yells for me and I hate it.
Same like she’ll screech my name in a way that it’ll be unrecognizable to anyone but me
Your names hank too?
We've all had an experience like Hank when smoking 🤣
Had one last night lol
I legit feel for Hank here having an anxiety attack while high is the worst thing.
“I’m goin’ on a trip, I look like I’m doped outta my gourd!”
I love that line
“EARBS?!?! , oh god that’s street talk for MARIJUANA!”
That's the chronic from Mexico
Earbs? lol
Lay off the drugs.
Stay in school
Debbie's hippie roommate turned me in for smoking narcotics!
The Druggie
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
I would have hid my face in my coat if I was stoned Hank.
DAD! THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!
I heard that in Hank' s wife voice
BWAAAAAAAAAAH
best part
Hank Hill playing it like every 15yr old ever that knew they'd have to go home stoned and avoid their parents 😂
That was me!!! 😩
Right into the shower, everytime
Thought I was so smart
@@irlmusic8001 Then add so much perfumed deodorant to cover the smoke.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy My friend did that when she smoked at school. Her mom was so naïve or in denial because she was pumping that cheap body spray every day.
If you ever smoke weed and get paranoid, stay home, trust me... sleep it off like Hank did... or attempted to lmao
In the bushes if necessary
Just watch Bob Ross and all will be right with the world.
Put in echoes by Pink Floyd. I’ve been on much heavier stuff and it’s a universal antidote to drug induced panic
“Party? Uh, we throw a party for 4th of July and Labor Day.”
I once passed out in a bush in front of a church for 6 hours, and woke up to little kids poking me in the face with a stick.
They were wondering is this dude dead lmao
I think that is a goal on the correct level of being high.
thats the funniest shit I've read all day
wow! YOU MUST BE SUPER COOL!!1!1!1!1!
@Mac14⚡⚡88 he takes one puff of weed and starts discussing the eugenics of modern Europe and western countries.
2:25
"Why is the smoke coming out of your grill"
"Hum, (steamed) burgers"
Patented Hill recipe
Steamed clams?...I, I meant steamed hams.
a- that isn't smoke, it's uh, it's steam!
"It's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning."
Bro lol.
This episode actually does a really good job of portraying how someone would act if they had never smoked weed before.
Makes me feel good about the time that I tried it.
not even that, an older person that was zealously against it.
I got super paranoid the first time I got high
"It's the chronic from Mexico"
"Eh, damned NAFTA"
That's why I love this show. A lot of people call it boring, but big fans such as myself can see the truly hilarious and quite impeccable timing, delivery, and humor in dry comedy such as that
I don't get it. What's nafta?
@@CrossStarX North American Free Trade Agreement
honestly, when i was a kid i hated the show because i thought it was boring, but now that im grown up its pretty great.
@@ckopen7192 I feel the same way , as a kid I couldn’t stand the show but as a 25-year-old man it’s so relatable and hilarious
'Nother Afternoon of F*ckin' That Ass
I love how Hank is too stoned to realize that he left his keys in his truck lol
"Aint that some kind of smoke coming out of there?"
"Oh, that's not smoke, that's just steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!"
"I'm too high to drive!" LMFAO!
T.J. Worthington That's perfectly reasonable. The last thing you want to be doing after smoking green is driving. It doesn't impair you like alcohol does, but if you get pulled over, they can test you for drugs on the roadside. You can get fucked over for it.
99legion Hank’s already paranoid about the marijuana and the one puff probably only made it worse. You don’t drive very well when hyper-stressed
I. Mills I’ve heard that being in a car after smoking weed feels like you’re moving at the speed of sound. Is that true?
I. Mills A recent study from the NSA proved that driving high on "Mary-Jane" is twice as dangerous as driving while drinking. Its probably because humans have evolved alongside alcohol and most geniuses were drunks. Marijuana makes you stubid, hence the reason everyone calls it dope
Flip Flip Flipadelphia Humans evolved alongside Marajuana too, and would use it for all sorts of medications, until a little bit less than a hundred years ago. Because prohibition was ending, the prohibitionists decided that they needed something else to complain about, so they chose marijuana and made up all sorts of nonsense about it. Things like Reefer Madness were made and the ridiculous claims continued, until the public was against Marajuana.
For some reason, their propaganda has stuck for about a full century, and really, that’s the biggest shame.
"Whatcha cookin There Hank?"
"Uhhh.....steamed Hams."
So you call a cooked shirt steamed hams.
@@marcoe.3314: Well, I would have tried to offer something that sounds like something that WOULD NOT sound appetizing, nor interesting to put on the grill.
mmmmm steamed hams!
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!" She even killed my high. 🤣
🤣
Lmao I was about to type this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sheriff just inviting himself over and in throughout the episode bugged me lol
Goddamn NAFTA
that's not the linr
Damn nafta
It's clearly inferior tobacco.
I wasn't that high to drive
Yo man
@@Kazutora-Topic what u want kid i told u i don't do drugs
Do you know boomhaur???
@@Kazutora-Topic damn right i do
Is dale still alive???
I love how literally everything that happens here is only due to him being so worked up over the worry of it. Hilarious.
Who can rip on Hank for this? He's so damn pure.
You cut the part of the clip where he induces vomiting after taking one hit. LOL!
isnowyazn oh yeah
vomiting for something that he inhaled?
Sahuagin You’ve must never smoked before lol The taste, effects, and a lot of other things can cause you to puke. And especially when people “green out” on weed for the first time, they can get extremely nauseated.
@@isnowyazn oh, well it maybe makes sense if he involuntarily vomited, but you said "induced" vomiting, as in to try to get rid of what he consumed by intentionally vomiting
@@isnowyazn I remember my first hit of loud I was so bugged I was saying "bro I can't feel my face, call an ambulance." He laughed his balls off, then we stared at basketball until he dosed off, as I was staring at the floor.
How the fuck does someone who attended high school in the late 60s/early 70s not recognize a joint when he sees it?
I'm guessing whatever rural Texan high school Hank attended didn't have a lot of hippies with access to weed
You ever just been so high that you're out of your gourd
Nickolas Faz wtf is a gourd?
My friends and I used to say that a lot when we smoked in high school. "I'm doped outta my gourd man.."
LICK IT It's like a squash. Gourd or squash is slang for head. Stoned outta your head.
I prefer getting so high I'm doped into my gourd.
Meaning getting so high one seriously considers and or attempts to hollow out a giant gourd to spend time within its starchy walls.
@@Caun-88 you should listen to "25 yellow doors" from faust if that's what your looking for.
I remember my first puff, Hank's reaction to him failing with the car keys is a perfect representation of how it feels to be too high
Either Hank has a very low tolerance, or he went into one hell of a placebo high 😂😂😂
probably both, considering he never smoked in his life.
Anxiety/panic attack
well, yeah haha. Nobody has a tolerance if they've never smoked lol
@@CatfishBradley
Yeah but I definitely didn't get high the first time I smoked. I was like really? What the hell was so fun about this. The second time I was floating😁
Placebo high, he barely took a hit of some shitty pre-legalization weed.
Love how instantly sober hank becomes when Peggy screams his name
Hank Hill:
-loves and idolized Willie Nelson; terrified of smoking pot
-doesn’t know what weed looks or smells like when it’s smoked in his presence; knows the symptoms and smells after he smokes it
-doesn’t understand euphemisms for smoking pot when he’s smoking it; knows street slang for it later
Hank is a walking contradiction
Typical conservative boomer behavior
@APassersby That's just a human thing, lets be real.
- he doesn't realise Willie Nelson is stoner icon
- no experience with pot other than PSAs that warn of side effects
- the only euphemism he knows is "herb"
he ain't a contradiction, he's just got patchy knowledge of jazz cabbage
He’s just autistic
@APassersby He's also a great father and husband. He's very faithful to his god awful wife. He had two bitches try to fuck him in this episode, and told them both NO.
*takes one hit of weed* Starts acting super paranoid, not because he smoked weed; but because he smoked weed.
1:04 Hank walking at a 45° angle he definitely doped out of his gourd
Mike Judge outdid himself with this show and I'm just now beginning to appreciate it.
This folks is exactly how you don’t go about accidentally smoking weed. Drink some water, eat some snacks and watch some TV. Rushing over to your car or just trying to “run” from it is just gonna freak you out and you’ll end having a panic attack
The redline hotwheels reference is funny lol. The hotwheels car he mentioned now sells on eBay for a couple of grand.
"Too high to drive!" Well, at least the man wants to assure himself that he won’t be a danger to anyone on the road.
I've never been too high to drive. But I have been too high to understand "ketchup or mustard?" at the drive-thru.
Tobacco is the gateway drug
Prescription opioids you hospital patients are the true gateway drugs
That gets folk hooked
Really sugar is the gateway drug the first piece of candy you get as a child you want more.
Salt is the true gateway drug! It was the very first thing mankind got addicted to.
there is no such thing as a gateway drug, lol.
@@David_Downs + this man
Got me all nervous for Hank. Must be the marijuana poisoning. I love it! 😁
"Oh no my eyes are turning blood shot...I'm going on a trip...I look like I'm doped out of my gord!"
🤣🤣🤣
As an Alaskan (weed has been legal to smoke in private residences for a long time) when I was a kid I always thought this show was really lame and about normal boring awful Americans from the lower 48.. now I see it's incredibly self aware and it's hilarious. I feel really bad I didn't enjoy this show more when I was younger and could watch it on TV every day.
Ben Dover That is such a cringey Reddit thing to say. Alaska is about as far away from Canada as you can be whilst also being geographically close. Hell marijuana isnt even LEGAL in Cansda despite them electing a literal ski instructor for prime minister purely based on his promise he would legalize it.
Will Cook it was airing on adult swim all year I have over 200 episodes recorded
Jon M
They just passed legalization and it will be legal country-wide in October.
to the T thats how I feel about it. it was boring as hell to me but now that Im in my mid 20s, this show makes sense and I pick up on the humor. love this show
@@Luckingsworth cool story bro.
jesus the last part is practically steamed hams
Aurora Borealis!?
2:30 I was expecting him to say it's steam from the steam clams theyre having.
Smoke! Bwaaaa! No, that's steam... steam from the propaned shirts we're having. Mmm, propaned shirts!
My dad would never King of the hill shit post. I say good day sir
the fact I had to become an adult to enjoy KOTH is kind of special, bet a lot of people know the feeling
his eyes are so big in this animation, for some reason
lamsorz It looks like he's doped out of his gourd
That's from the marijuana poisoning
Well thats actually what his character looks like past season 1
Legit cracks me up how close to life this show is.
“I’m goin’ on a trip!” I love Hank 😂
I made the funniest wheezing sound when he said “that’s street talk for Marijuana” couldn’t believe this shit 😂😂😂
“Is $300 dollars too much for a Hot Wheels VW Evil Weevil?” Questions that science still can’t answer
It does seem kind of steep.
apparently it is a real collector's item that goes for well above $300 today (chicago tribune wrote in 2018 that it's worth almost $3000?!?) so yes 😂
Severely underrated quotable
Hank tripping lmao. Got that shaggy run too 😂😂
0:32 when he coughs and says "This isn't one of the clove cigarettes is it?" I swear to god i almost died of laughing, too baked, too funny xD!!!
Takes one puff
"oh no, I'm to high to drive!"
"Funny" thing is, a first time smoker could easily throw themselves into a panic attack, even if they took a hit. Weed could get that shit going like a trapdoor effect. Imagine if Hank smoked more, damn.
acid is the same but 100x worse . One bad thought and the whole world can come crashing down. It’s important to be in a safe envirorment
It happened to me my first time. Shit was wild looking back, scary as hell during.
Absolutely. Heart rate was 185 and thought I was about to die...
@@rafsimmz i always had the opposite experience, acid is way less paranoid for me. only in very low doses it is weird.
1:08 it's hilarious how Hank thinks he's high from smoking one puff of weed but it's really paranoia that's affecting him being unable to put the keys in the ignition. 😂😂
I mean someone with absolutely no tolerance for thc will definitely be able to get high from one hit
I’ve gotten high off one hit 🤣
Nah he was having a weed induced panic attack. Ive had it before. Feels like youre about to have a heart attack and your anxiety goes through the roof. Muscle spasms, shaky hands. Not fun.
thats a funny lookin cigarette, you roll it yourself?
Chris Hansen Lots of people actually do roll tobacco and it looks like that
I find it funny when i pick up what looks like a roach with a filter then i rip it open and find it's all tobacco.
Chris Hansen yeah 😤
@@V1VISECT6 why you doing that man
He's so naive to the world around him, it's perfect, one thing that makes this show great.
Sticker price, and not a dime more.
Steaaam. Steam from the steamed clamss.
Ive never heard hamburgers being called that.
Oh it’s an upstate lingo.
Im from Dallas and ive never heard that.
Oh it’s a Houston expression.
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Dickies
Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Hill burgers. Old family recipe
For steamed clamss
Yes
Yeah, so you call them "steamed clamss" despite the fact they are obviously incinerated.
Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
Of course.
[YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped
Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening on your grill
A Roman Candle
Uh- Roman Candle? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Texas, localized entirely on your grill top
Yes
May I look at it?
No,
Dad, The house is on Fire!
No, Bobby it's just a roman candle
Well, Hank, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good clamss.
Help,Help.
My dad would never King of the hill shit post. I say good day sir
Houston is anything but "upstate". Should've said Austin or San Antonio.