9:15 LMAO "This course...is the feces produced when _shame_ eats too much _stupidity!_ " Can we just appreciate that this was such a highbrow takedown for someone like Dale
I've just watched koth for the first time, but I think a compilation like this highlights how hard it can be to get someone into the show. The humour doesn't work as well in a short form clip format. Dale is easily my favourite character, he's brilliant. But it's a character driven show: it needs room to breathe. You can't sum it up in 30 second clips.
It has come to my attention that Dale's voice actor Johnny Hardwick had just passed a few days ago. A really sad day for King of The Hill fans and he shall forever be missed.
"This [x] is the feces that is produced when Shame eats too much stupidity!" I am in awe. Johnny Hardwick must have had an absolute ball voicing Dale Gribble.
+CoasterRebel While he's a favourite on this show, I don't think he is anywhere near as funny (or timeless, for that matter) as Homer "El Homo" Simpson
I love watching "King of the Hill" and Dale Gribble is a funny weirdo character and a giblet-head. Johnny Hardwick was the very best man and also a funny man of the voice cast. He was and will always be the voice of Dale Gribble. Very sad we lost the voice of Dale Gribble himself. May he rest his soul. REST IN PEACE, JOHNNY HARDWICK ❤ ❤
It's missing the part when Dale plays a fake message of Luanne saying "Hi, it's Luanne. Please leave a message after the beep.", he shoots the teen after he says "Beep", and then he gloats ("'Beep'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 'Beep, beep, beep, beep!'")
You missed my favorite Dale Gribble moment: The one where he has his riding lawn mower booby trapped with a BB gun. It’s tripped when John Redcorn uses it to help him climb on it into a cheating Nancy’s window which leads to him getting shot in the ass and spotted by an angry Dale who incredibly believes Redcorn is there to steal his mower. A panicked Redcorn proclaims, “Dale, I promise, it’s not what it looks like!” As an incredulous Gribble follows with, “I know what you’re up too! (Thinking the mower) “Now get in there and start healing my wife’s headache!” 😂
Not my boy dale, he was one of my favorite characters from my childhood and he is my favorite character in this show, RIP Rusty shackleford. Oh man done dang ol why😢😢
RIP Johnny Hardwick. A good guy who gave the perfect voice to a character that brought us all laughs. You’re a real legend, and I hope that you and Dale never run out of pocket sand to throw in peoples faces.
You left out the absolute greatest Dale Gribble line. It's from the episode where Joseph fires an arrow at a panda, John Redcorn catches it, then Dale tries to hand Joseph a gun and says, "he won't catch a bullet."
@@steeldriver1776 They couldn't even afford a $5000 surgery. Given her job, if he was making any money they would have been able to afford that. He doesn't even make a living wage.
I love the one part where John Redcorn is sneaking through Dale's yard to leave and Dale sees him and says "John Redcorn, quit playin with my mower and get back inside and massage my wife!"
I used the name rusty shackleford whenever i have to give my name at a coffee shop or waiting room... noone ever caught onto it except one time at a restaurant when the hostess anounced my name over the PA she added "sha shaaaaah" afterwards and i fucking lost it.
Dale has taught me a few very good lessons. 1. Never trust the government. 2. Never trust anybody 3. No shame in retreating 4. Always carry sand in your pocket
Why not just carry a satchel/pouch full of sand? I keep the best things in my pockets, like pencils and my phone and money amongst other things. Sand isn't good for mechanical parts °n°
@@donnykitsune6289 the whole point of pocket sand is its accessibility, you can't be opening a sand satchel while there's someone in your face asking for some sand.
@@PilotAwe No, "position," as in his legal position for the purpose of the case. It was an episode where they had to prove Hank bought crack on accident thinking it was fish bait.
@masakasamaactually that's a pretty solid theory. It's theorized that misinformed western doctors recommending avoidance of possible allergens such as peanuts caused more and more of our population to have immune systems that can't recognize it as a non-threat, hence why more of us are allergic. On the other side, it is noted that rates of peanut allergies are drastically lower in countries that have more peanut based snacks for babies and toddlers such as India.
@@fridalighjemdallen7283 There's also a theory that it could actually be that our immune system is "bored" in countries that are over developed, and it ends up just attacking things because it thinks it has to.
Where's the clip where hes polishing his turtle with turtle wax and before leaving the room asks the turtle for a kiss, then after the turtle retreats in its shell Dake squints at it and says "I can destroy you ."
@@Flashbek87 I think it's funny that a guy like him took the time to learn any Russian at all, even if it isn't very good. Did you ever see the episode where he was driving the army tank and he said he knew how to do it because he learned Russian just so he could read the tank instruction manual?
Best Dale Gribble quote: It's when Hank is scared of propane due to a near death experience...he tries to grill steaks and ended up throwing them over the fence. Steak lands in Dales yard, Dale sees it...bends down, touches it and licks his finger: "Hmmmmm.....gobbits of meat from the _skyyyy...._ "
My favorite part of the manga is when hank uses jajanken on john redcorn because he was caught using charcoal instead of propane, causing hank's condition to be activated, becoming dark hank
No point in bringing the show back now. The best part of the whole show, this man's performance, and now he's gone. RIP Johnny Hardwick. Rest in peace Dale you absolute legend.
Johnny Hardwick had already recorded several episodes for the reboot before he passed. I don't think it would be fair to his memory if that work were to never see the light of day. I imagine those episodes will air, even if they have to write his character out off screen.
It’s been years since I saw it, but I liked the episode when they got beat at a paintball match by teenagers and decided they needed to study their opposition. Dale approached some teens eating at an outdoor table. He was wearing his pest control uniform and sprayed them with pesticide. When they complained, he wrote down in a notebook, teens hate people in authority! 😂
worst part is, that conspiracy was propagated to discredit the actual deleterious effects 5G has by having people make a link between the false accusation of it causing corona and anyone raising questions about 5G. Consider the phenomenon of seabirds dropping dead on deck when they fly too close to the transmitter of a warship's radar. For instance, the radar that was present on the USS Missouri operates at 10Ghz. 5G can cover anywhere from 3Ghz to 60...yes, the bird receiving a huge blast of EM from the transmitter at close proximity is different but it makes one think about what gradual longtime exposure could do if a short blast will kill. Bring this up however and you'd be met with "you're one of them that thinks 5g causes corona arent you?" which is by design. i suppose you could also draw parallels to atomic radiation exposure whereas an intense blast will kill you within a couple hours but exposure to a low power source over time will give you cancer in 10 years. Now if you REALLY want to go down the rabbit hole, for Americans, Social Security will not be there due to the program projected to go bankrupt by about the time when Millenials and Zoomers reach retirement age despite having paid into it their whole lives. One would think that would lead to ALOT of pissed off people demanding money the country wont have. A good way around this would be some method of lowering the average life expectancy to oh lets say "retirement age". Suddenly being unable to support these future old americans doesnt matter if they're dead or if enough of them die off before they can start collecting that the burden on the system is lessened to a point it just might handle it thereby keeping the populace pacified.
@@sprolyborn2554 so instead of the "5G caused corona" crowd, you're part of the "corona was caused by the government to cover up 5G crowd"? Wow. And here I thought we _already_ reached peak stupidity. But internet comments never cease to amaze.
@@ShermTank7272 that was the extent of your reading comprehension? you've done exactly what i've already mentioned has happened. corona has shit all to do with any of this but you did the mental gymnastics necessary to link me to it just as they want you to. my gripe is with the constant exposure to wavelengths that in more intense doses are LETHAL TO LIFE. chronic exposure to lower intensity doses of this same source will have the same effects on a person that chronic exposure to low intensity sources of radiation would. the lowering of a persons life expectancy. we live too long and thus we burden the system they have set up too much. they cant just come out and say "you guys live too long. you need to hurry up and die already. preferably a month or so after you retire and are no longer of use to us." so they need to be underhanded about it.
@@sprolyborn2554 TL; DR. Caught the part about warship radar, though. Just so happens I'm in the Navy. It's actually the radio antennas that kill birds. They put out enough radiation to cook a grown man in a fraction of a second, so we have to cut them off whenever we have men working aloft.
"Boooo I am a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence, who wants candy?"
A very accurate portrayal
Honestly, probably one of the funniest jokes KOTH ever made but thats almost impossible to say because god dam does this show have some bangers
One of those jokes that flew over my head as a kid, but can now get a chuckle out of as an adult.
Ryokoon **gasps** scary! 😱😨
My deeewwww !
Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. You gave us a memorable character.
Should feel proud, you’re the first one, rip dale
He will be missed
Pouring out some Mountain Dew for ol’ rusty Shackleford, the big D.. RIP dude
Shit. I just looked up best dale gribble moments. Didn’t know this happened till reading this comment. rip 🪦.
@@Yomomma1467yup 😢
When Bill says "I even got a nickname, William" I die
He stole the whole video from Dale with that line. 😂
UNDERWEAR MONEY FAT
@@melodyconte well these clips are stolen originally from obviously koth.
Rewinded that part 20 times, still cryin😂😭
@@shadysam7161 Wow. No way. I had no idea these clips were from King of the Hill. You must be the President of No Shit Sherlock Inc. 😑
They’re always watching
Ever seen the Watchman River channel?
9:15 LMAO
"This course...is the feces produced when _shame_ eats too much _stupidity!_ "
Can we just appreciate that this was such a highbrow takedown for someone like Dale
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND
*chorus
@@magicspellincorporated199UNDERWEAR! MONEY! FAT..!
I've just watched koth for the first time, but I think a compilation like this highlights how hard it can be to get someone into the show. The humour doesn't work as well in a short form clip format. Dale is easily my favourite character, he's brilliant. But it's a character driven show: it needs room to breathe. You can't sum it up in 30 second clips.
Johnny Hardwick, Thank You for the memories of voicing Dale. You will be missed!
It’s never goodbye, it’s just til next time. RIP Johnny
It has come to my attention that Dale's voice actor Johnny Hardwick had just passed a few days ago. A really sad day for King of The Hill fans and he shall forever be missed.
The deadpan humor of Dale is so perfect.
(Bill falls and runs away crying)
'Ding!'
Dale: cookies!
Rest now in heaven, Johnny Hardwick. You always have Dale Gribble as my favorite characters from the show.
"its already 110 in the summer and if it gets one degree hotter, i'm gonna kick your ass!"
My guy Hank out here big braining it.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
"Your fly is open"
"......... its MY yard."
Hahaha amazing
Rest in Peace John Hardwick. The gonverment will never find you. 😢
5:57 Five Nights at Dale's
lol I see it
Lol someone needs to make that
No five nights at freddie's game: new button, easy way out, (huff chloriphorme and say you'll never catch Dale Grib-)
Dale is #1
Could you imagine Dale Gribble working for Async?
Rest easy Johnny Hardwick ♥️
"This [x] is the feces that is produced when Shame eats too much stupidity!"
I am in awe. Johnny Hardwick must have had an absolute ball voicing Dale Gribble.
Very much like an adult Darkwing Duck with that writing
Dale is probably the greatest character of all time. I think he may be funnier than Homer Simpson
***** He is, I was watching King Of The Hill this morning and nearly laughing because of Dale
Hank is funnier because he doesnt know he is
***** true wat make him funny is wat he says dont seem outrageous because it fits him.
Easily funnier than that corny Simpsons crap
+CoasterRebel While he's a favourite on this show, I don't think he is anywhere near as funny (or timeless, for that matter) as Homer "El Homo" Simpson
RIP Johnny Hardwick
1958-2023
rest in pizza homeboy, fix it again tony
Rip Johnny Hardwick
Can’t believe he’s gone. Just saw it on TMZ. RIP Johnny Hardwick
RIP 'Dale' Johnny Hardwick
May you rest in peace, legend.
"if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass"
Our good ole giblet head.
Rest in peace, Dale:(
RIP Johnny Hardwick, you always made me laugh.
Rest in peace Dale.
I’m gonna miss him.
Rest in peace dale, hope you got some pocket sand in heaven
I love watching "King of the Hill" and Dale Gribble is a funny weirdo character and a giblet-head.
Johnny Hardwick was the very best man and also a funny man of the voice cast.
He was and will always be the voice of Dale Gribble.
Very sad we lost the voice of Dale Gribble himself.
May he rest his soul.
REST IN PEACE, JOHNNY HARDWICK
❤ ❤
10 years ago, you took my shit.
*Did you think I'd forget that?*
*_C'MON, BRING IT ON._*
+Chase Ahh
AHHHHH
NO PLEASE LET ME GOOOOO
*****
it was shed. i was referencing that one ytp.
***** That one was by DurhamrockerZ, right?
Rest in peace ol Rusty Shackleford. You are now God’s reconnaissance officer.
Rest in the peace Dale the best cartoon character ever 😢
Hank: "It's a little stupid, Dale!"
Meanwhile Bill: 14:12
9:16 the echo is a great detail
The deadpan humor of Dale is so perfect.
(Bill falls and runs away crying)
'Ding!'
Dale: cookies!
I'm not crying. I just have pocket sand in my eyes. 😢
It's missing the part when Dale plays a fake message of Luanne saying "Hi, it's Luanne. Please leave a message after the beep.", he shoots the teen after he says "Beep", and then he gloats ("'Beep'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 'Beep, beep, beep, beep!'")
DEthe5150 what episode?
twirly tree "The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg"
RIP Johnny Hardwick
Pocket sand hardwick💔
A character that started off as a conspiracy joke, ended as one of the most aware and honorable men of the show
1:30 - No shoes and muddy cuffs
1:49 - Boots
Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder
Its Hank Hill. He needed to put his ass kicking boots on.
@@burpostockings Red Ford approves
Holy guacamole is that a motherfuckin mumkey Jones reference
You missed my favorite Dale Gribble moment: The one where he has his riding lawn mower booby trapped with a BB gun. It’s tripped when John Redcorn uses it to help him climb on it into a cheating Nancy’s window which leads to him getting shot in the ass and spotted by an angry Dale who incredibly believes Redcorn is there to steal his mower. A panicked Redcorn proclaims, “Dale, I promise, it’s not what it looks like!” As an incredulous Gribble follows with, “I know what you’re up too! (Thinking the mower) “Now get in there and start healing my wife’s headache!” 😂
dude that was funny
Rip Johnny Hardwick. Dale's wearing tinfoil hats and hiding from UN Gmen in heaven now.
Rusty Shackleford 🖤
RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank you for bringing life to one of the best TV characters.
Not my boy dale, he was one of my favorite characters from my childhood and he is my favorite character in this show, RIP Rusty shackleford. Oh man done dang ol why😢😢
RIP Dale!!
1:57 "10 years ago you took my shit!"
Shed
@@SportsTalkWithWill2024 😆 I know but I'm certainly not the only person who heard otherwise
@@lamebrane6474 Yeah Before I thought he said sh*t instead of shed.
I’m so ready for that thumbnail😂
Strawberry fields97 around 9:16 or so 😂
Rip Dale Gribble's voice actor 😢
RIP Johnny Hardwick. A good guy who gave the perfect voice to a character that brought us all laughs. You’re a real legend, and I hope that you and Dale never run out of pocket sand to throw in peoples faces.
YEP!😢
Mmmhmm
Pour one out for the man. ...then have a slug for yourself. One for you, and one for the homies.
He will be missed
@@GmodPlusWoW Don’t forget one for Rusty Shackleford.
RIP Johnny Hardwick
Dale is the kind of guy who uses the wrong math equation and still somehow gets the right answer.
In Social Studies
@@psychicjellyfish9466 5th grade social studies
They say a broken clock is right twice a day.
I say, it doesn't matter how many times you're wrong as long as you're wrong in even numbers.
dang it Dale, I can't believe you added me into your video without my permission
@@hankhill1191 I’d say the lack of a profile pic lessens the impact but honestly hank probably would forget (or not care to know) to set one
You left out the absolute greatest Dale Gribble line. It's from the episode where Joseph fires an arrow at a panda, John Redcorn catches it, then Dale tries to hand Joseph a gun and says, "he won't catch a bullet."
^ This right here
What episode is this????
*bet he can't catch a bullet
I love that episode
Vision Quest season 7
Dale might have a few screws loose, but he always treated Nancy like a Queen and raised Joseph extremely well. He’s overall a great guy.
@benadryl cabbagepatch He worked as a triple agent and a bug terminator. He also had a massive stash of dew and cigs.
@@steeldriver1776 They couldn't even afford a $5000 surgery. Given her job, if he was making any money they would have been able to afford that. He doesn't even make a living wage.
@@rosesweetcharlotte You're disrupting the irony and sarcasm by confusing a cartoon with real life problems. Be gone wench. We have no need of you.
Well she cheated on him for years so I'll still lean in his corner.
@benadrylcabbagepatchgood thing he didn't treat her like a queen considering what she was doing behind his back
Dale we’re stealing a news van!
It’s the perfect crime, how will they report it!
Giblet-head.....
Giblet-head.....
Giblet-head...
i love how he's always just down for anything since he trusts his friends and family so much. He'd literally kill for Joseph or Nancy.
Giblet-head...
RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank you for voicing a legend. 😔🕊️🙏
He's voiced him in the new season
"I can't die on my first mission, it's bad for business!" would honestly make a pretty awesome cheesy 80s action movie line.
I agree
Good call
it is one already
Like James bond
Unfortunately it's not the 80s anymore my guy
Dale: What are you looking at?
Elderly Couple: Your fly is down
Dale: It’s my yard
What a power move
Total alpha.
Alpha unit.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
Chad Dale vs Virgin Elderly
Lucas Martinez actually no he can’t
"Pocket Sand!" is one of the simplest yet funniest jokes. lol
P o C k E t S a N d
@@bmstylee BALLS OFF MY FACE and then we can go to the store
ruclips.net/video/qo9gRI4aPKA/видео.html
How dare you say one of my quotes
Literally the best 😂
"we live in texas. it's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets 1 degree hotter i'm gonna kick your ass!"
I'd kick his ass too. way too fuckin hot in Texas
I relate to this line so much
I lmfao everytime I see that clip lol
I said this exact line when my right-wing cousin was asking me why I believed in climate change.
go longhorns
Hank: "Dale, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Dale: *sniffs a cloth covered in chloroform* "you wouldn't hit an unconscious man" *faints*
And chloroform takes several minutes to actually knock someone out, so either Dale was faking it or he took a whiff of something even stronger
@@scottromig7633 damn good chance for either, my moneys on the “something stronger”.
*unconscious maaaaa--(thump!)
@@scottromig7633 wait it takes minutse to kick in, i thought it was used on clothes to like stealth knock guys out....
@@scottromig7633
Dale has strong poison resistance so it was likely something stronger
I would watch a Dale Gribble spinoff.
I would, too!
With boomhauer in it too
Vernon Kendall
Oh, but of course! : )
I would rather see a bill spin off- with him going back down back to Louisianana
bill makes too many dumb decisions for me to watch a spinoff of him
I love how dale switches to "realistic idiot" to "comic book villain"
He does start taking medication by the end of Season 4 Episode 15, in which Boomhauser, and then Bill and Dale, end up in a mental asylum.
@Joe Mark Chuck Mangione
@Joe Mark global warming
@Joe Mark global warming
@Joe Mark global warming
I love the one part where John Redcorn is sneaking through Dale's yard to leave and Dale sees him and says "John Redcorn, quit playin with my mower and get back inside and massage my wife!"
Yup and john says something to nancy along the line of "he's taking some of the fun out of this."
@@thepayne7862 considering dale always knew since he wiretaps his house phone the fun was always taken out
@@TheRealRusDaddy yeah he admits it in an episode and let's it continue too keep his wife happy
@@christopherlithgo2600 Wait really? I got to know. Wait was it implied he knew or it was clear he knew?
@@henrymcbark7337 it's in an episode can't remember which one but its one after they became friends and he breaks up with nancy
Who's Dale Gribble? I only saw Rusty Shackleford.
Hey deputy Martin mayor of big daddys pizza
Where'd you see me
Rusty Shackleford at 0:00 - 14:16
@LᗩᑎDO LᗩᑎD Fix it again Tony
I used the name rusty shackleford whenever i have to give my name at a coffee shop or waiting room... noone ever caught onto it except one time at a restaurant when the hostess anounced my name over the PA she added "sha shaaaaah" afterwards and i fucking lost it.
Dale has taught me a few very good lessons.
1. Never trust the government.
2. Never trust anybody
3. No shame in retreating
4. Always carry sand in your pocket
"go dad! you can''t run. BUT YOU CAN FLEE!"
SHA SHAWWW!!!
#5 always have an alias. Rusty Shackleford
Why not just carry a satchel/pouch full of sand? I keep the best things in my pockets, like pencils and my phone and money amongst other things. Sand isn't good for mechanical parts °n°
@@donnykitsune6289 the whole point of pocket sand is its accessibility, you can't be opening a sand satchel while there's someone in your face asking for some sand.
Are you paranoid? "Who wants to know?"
Lmao yes! 😂
Did you reply, "who wants to know"?
@@cullanmiller7492 "yes."
@@cullanmiller7492 who wants to know?
My dew! My cigarettes! Noooooooo!
Sums up my life
How could you do this to me puff puff ?
Puff puff why :/
@@Asteroidmining1111 😊😊😊pop
Edit: my phone goes off in my pocket sometimes
🤣🤣🤣
RIP to a legend who was a part of our childhoods.
He can make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.
You can also make a Machine Gun with some glue, an AR-15 and glitter.
Sir_Leaveowits_Da_1st Did you know you can make a fire gun with a flamethrower, some duct tape, and a pistol?
@@leaveowits What good is a machine gun if it's not automatic?
Deus Vult to not use a ton of bullets
Legionary you have a point there. I don’t know how say this smoothly so here goes. Fuck the NCR
"we'll grow oranges in alaska" that line
If it gets one degree hotter, im gonna kick your ass
Franc Von Villion ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound,?
"See what Butros Butros Golly Golly thinks about that..."
“Dale, You Giblet Head”
We live in Texas
“Gribble! This fish is frozen!”
“I caught it that’s my position.”
Lolz
Jack Doyle best line
Possession
Dale you gibblet head why did you give the judge a frozen fish?! I had a coupon.
@KDC RunThat I don't fish, I hunt so thats very probable
@@PilotAwe No, "position," as in his legal position for the purpose of the case. It was an episode where they had to prove Hank bought crack on accident thinking it was fish bait.
"If it gets one degree hotter, Im going to kick your ass", didint know Bill Nye got his inspiration from KOTH
???
Too bad Bill Nye isn't a real scientist and is a puppet.
Hank hill is a legend
@@yukimarusword i mean the man did go to university.
@@innerpeaceatrest3193 doesn't make someone a scientist he's a fearmongering actor
Johnny Hardwick who provided the voice of Dale sadly passed away today at age 64, so let’s watch always the best of Dale. #RIPDaleGribble
Rusty shakleford's probably doing fine tho, right? 😢
One of the most well-done characters in cartoon history.
100%!!!!!!!! My personal favorite for sure
Whole show is gold
For sure Just like men I've met very real life shit
RIP
😭🥹🖤💙🖤
Dale is kind of right about the peanuts. Peanut allergy related-deaths practically skyrocketed since the invention of peanut-based products.
@masakasamaactually that's a pretty solid theory. It's theorized that misinformed western doctors recommending avoidance of possible allergens such as peanuts caused more and more of our population to have immune systems that can't recognize it as a non-threat, hence why more of us are allergic. On the other side, it is noted that rates of peanut allergies are drastically lower in countries that have more peanut based snacks for babies and toddlers such as India.
@@fridalighjemdallen7283 There's also a theory that it could actually be that our immune system is "bored" in countries that are over developed, and it ends up just attacking things because it thinks it has to.
There's blood on your hands, Carver!
Not gonna lie, I actually thought his theory about that was genius. Evolution right?
@@littletechn8175 that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the immune system to dispute it
Dale you giblet head.
IGIstar 01 ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound?
If you were gonna cheat, why the hell did you buy a frozen bass?
"As slim and white as the cigarette he so boldly enjoyed."
I'm Bosnian
@@darioexplario no shit?
@@reido_dorito 😂😂😂😂
Where's the clip where hes polishing his turtle with turtle wax and before leaving the room asks the turtle for a kiss, then after the turtle retreats in its shell Dake squints at it and says "I can destroy you ."
Dang thats one of my favorites 😂
Don’t forget, later on during a flood he taped a cigarette onto the turtle and says, “Come back when you’ve planted more” and frees the turtle
Should've had the scene where he was buying uranium from the Russian guy and he could actually speak the language.
It's been shown more than once that he can speak Russian
Дейл Гриббл не связан с КГБ. Он смущает Америку.
WAIT THAT'S A THING HOLY SHIT
As a guy from Russia I would’ve say his russian weak
@@Flashbek87 I think it's funny that a guy like him took the time to learn any Russian at all, even if it isn't very good. Did you ever see the episode where he was driving the army tank and he said he knew how to do it because he learned Russian just so he could read the tank instruction manual?
5:58
I love in this episode his escape plan is to just chloroform himself
Best Dale Gribble quote: It's when Hank is scared of propane due to a near death experience...he tries to grill steaks and ended up throwing them over the fence. Steak lands in Dales yard, Dale sees it...bends down, touches it and licks his finger: "Hmmmmm.....gobbits of meat from the _skyyyy...._ "
Doesn't taste like buckley
Gobbitts is not a word you ever here in the States, very peculiar choice.
@@scallie6462 Dale is a very peculiar person.
I love that he doesn't even mention it but we all know he thinks it's part of a government conspiracy
@@JacobKinsleytrue
When Dale puts a "I Love NY" bumper sticker on Hank's truck lamo!
GO BACK TO NEW YORK
lamo
That was hilarious
Now that was pure gold stealth.
9:16 My all time favorite Dale rant. Bill deserved it that time.
My favorite dale rant to
What episode is that from?
Same
Indigo Wolf
season 9 episode 15, it aint over till the fat neighbor sings
I saw this episode when it was new, and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.
"What're you lookin at?"
"Your fly is down."
"....... it's my yard!"
(puts on sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
Victor M flyer*
*menacing*
Those elderly ladies should know it's rude to stare.
Hey it's his yard, the bush has to get some fresh air 😆😆😆
The other clip I would have included is "You don't know who I am, but I know where you live."
Bill Number3 even after peggy goes “hello dale”
@@Luna-vt2ys 😂😂😂
Oh, hi Hank, could you put Peggy on?.
King of the Hill is the best anime
King of the hill isnt anime
@@yucatansuckaman5726 r/woooosh
@@yucatansuckaman5726ahem animation I rest my case your honor
But does it beat the manga?
My favorite part of the manga is when hank uses jajanken on john redcorn because he was caught using charcoal instead of propane, causing hank's condition to be activated, becoming dark hank
If i had a quarter for every time someone commented pocket sand I would have $1.50.
pocket sand
kadarrius jones Why thank you good sir!
+twirly tree Pocket Sand!
+twirly tree I can't help but read your comments in Kiff's voice..
Ha
1:24 - "C'mere, I'm gonna kick yer ass!"
"No!"
_"I'm gonna kick it harder if ya don't come over here!"_
LMFAOOO
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1:30 barefoot 🦶🏾
1:50 finally has boots 🥾
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No point in bringing the show back now. The best part of the whole show, this man's performance, and now he's gone. RIP Johnny Hardwick. Rest in peace Dale you absolute legend.
Johnny Hardwick had already recorded several episodes for the reboot before he passed. I don't think it would be fair to his memory if that work were to never see the light of day. I imagine those episodes will air, even if they have to write his character out off screen.
@@spencersdh1 Plus, there's already a great soundalike in Jayden Libran.
Nah their rebooting it already and we all need it. Plus Johnny Hardwick already recorded episodes.
"It's a little stupid, Dale."
Gets me every time.
The story is actually cool haha
TFW you realize you are living Dale's life.
Yep.
+Magicmaan775 Yep.
Mm-hmm
It's a good feeling.
+Theodore Hodbor Sorry to hear about your wife.
It’s been years since I saw it, but I liked the episode when they got beat at a paintball match by teenagers and decided they needed to study their opposition. Dale approached some teens eating at an outdoor table. He was wearing his pest control uniform and sprayed them with pesticide. When they complained, he wrote down in a notebook, teens hate people in authority! 😂
Rest in peace legend. Thank you for being a huge part of my childhood
I personally like to think that Dale started the “5G causes Corona” conspiracy theory
worst part is, that conspiracy was propagated to discredit the actual deleterious effects 5G has by having people make a link between the false accusation of it causing corona and anyone raising questions about 5G. Consider the phenomenon of seabirds dropping dead on deck when they fly too close to the transmitter of a warship's radar. For instance, the radar that was present on the USS Missouri operates at 10Ghz. 5G can cover anywhere from 3Ghz to 60...yes, the bird receiving a huge blast of EM from the transmitter at close proximity is different but it makes one think about what gradual longtime exposure could do if a short blast will kill. Bring this up however and you'd be met with "you're one of them that thinks 5g causes corona arent you?" which is by design. i suppose you could also draw parallels to atomic radiation exposure whereas an intense blast will kill you within a couple hours but exposure to a low power source over time will give you cancer in 10 years. Now if you REALLY want to go down the rabbit hole, for Americans, Social Security will not be there due to the program projected to go bankrupt by about the time when Millenials and Zoomers reach retirement age despite having paid into it their whole lives. One would think that would lead to ALOT of pissed off people demanding money the country wont have. A good way around this would be some method of lowering the average life expectancy to oh lets say "retirement age". Suddenly being unable to support these future old americans doesnt matter if they're dead or if enough of them die off before they can start collecting that the burden on the system is lessened to a point it just might handle it thereby keeping the populace pacified.
@@sprolyborn2554 so instead of the "5G caused corona" crowd, you're part of the "corona was caused by the government to cover up 5G crowd"?
Wow. And here I thought we _already_ reached peak stupidity. But internet comments never cease to amaze.
@@ShermTank7272 that was the extent of your reading comprehension? you've done exactly what i've already mentioned has happened. corona has shit all to do with any of this but you did the mental gymnastics necessary to link me to it just as they want you to. my gripe is with the constant exposure to wavelengths that in more intense doses are LETHAL TO LIFE. chronic exposure to lower intensity doses of this same source will have the same effects on a person that chronic exposure to low intensity sources of radiation would. the lowering of a persons life expectancy. we live too long and thus we burden the system they have set up too much. they cant just come out and say "you guys live too long. you need to hurry up and die already. preferably a month or so after you retire and are no longer of use to us." so they need to be underhanded about it.
@@sprolyborn2554 Constant exposure to wavelengths is bad huh... should we just not go outside? There’s UV radiation out there 👻👻
@@sprolyborn2554 TL; DR. Caught the part about warship radar, though. Just so happens I'm in the Navy. It's actually the radio antennas that kill birds. They put out enough radiation to cook a grown man in a fraction of a second, so we have to cut them off whenever we have men working aloft.
POCKET SAND!!
***** *Throws Pocket Sand at you*
;-; rt if u cri erritym
Shshshsaww!!!
gaaaaa
George Washington Carver weaponized peanuts. Man I miss this show.
He could have. Look at how many people have peanut allergies now. When I was a kid, peanut allergies were extremely rare if not non existant.
@@jcrowley1985 Yeah that's because kids just broke out into hives or died and nobody knew why. Are you that dense?
Personally I blame elephants. Greedy SOBs.
3:49 I just realized Dale cataloged his kegs. "Dew, Mountain" 😂