@@unseenufo it would be so hilarious if he was dales sonafter the whole series we think we knew better and going back and watching all of Joseph and John red corns interactions would be 3 times as funny
@@soggy_auggy7191 I'm sorry for your loss. Or perhaps, on the other hand, congrats on your now having more time with your significant other. Not sure if it applies now but it'll definitely apply in a few years.
Old southern guys do this. My drinking buddies are all old southern guys and they call each other by their full names. But they also have really simple names like Ed,Lou,and Bill.
You mentioned it. It literally doesn't matter if anyone else does when you did. You probably say " Am I the only one?" too, don't you? And why would anyone need to mention something that's obvious and clearly meant to be part of the "he fucks this man's wife" narrative?
I always got a chuckle when how every time John Redcorn tells a story about his people, the wind mystically blows his hair at that moment of wisdom. 💨🤣
John Redcorn is is such a great character that he's even funny in scenes that he's not even in. Nancy: :Are you sure you don't have a problem with your father being gay, Sug?" Dale: "Why would I? I mean, John Redcorns gay and I've been friends with him for years!"
This is the comment that makes it certain that Dale doesn't suspect anything. Throughout the series, we see Dale getting closer to the truth like the Alien episode and the dream, but his mind never takes him to the conclusion of Nancy cheating on him. He just has that much trust in his wife.
@@talldarkknight It was implied at the end of the show that he knew all along, he was just trying to mentally phase it out to keep the love between him and Nancy. Really, who wants to end up like Bill?
@@13Gangland I don't think I can manage to watch the show till the end. From season 7 onwards, there's a massive decline in stories and story telling. Do you have a clip about dale being in the know?
That's the type of shit John would say with his victim mentality. A father ain't genetic, a father is the man who raises you and sacrifices time and stuff for you.
@@claytonwhite4883Also there was, foreigners: "hot blodded" In one ep. And also the scene where peggy is in nacy's house, you can hear "paradise by dashboard light" by meatloaf playing in her room. Also in one ep, nacy's ringtone was "cherry pie" by warrant. im sure theres more songs too. The writters of the show have a good taste in music. In the episode "witches of east arlen" In one of the scenes, you can hear "the trees" by RUSH.
@@OmegaChase1002 I certainly hope he isn't cheating with married women, but to give him the benefit of the doubt maybe he means "I like to approach stressful/difficult situations as if they're a fun challenge."
1:41 i love how john redcorn is literally having an affair with someone’s wife yet has the nerve to scold hank for accidentally going into the adults only sections of a store lmao
That part was so funny. Bruh If I was there I would have said, “At least I’m not having an affair with my best friend’s wife and had a kid with her too.”
To me the worst part about what John Redcorn is doing is the fact that Dale seems to consider him a friend and actually trusts him so much that he doesn't even notice what's right in front of him.
@@vksasdgaming9472 He's still a bad friend for starting it in the first place though. Correcting his mistake is all well and good, definitely something he should do, but it doesn't erase what he's already done.
@@CriminalFriday Once John Redcorn became friends with Dale he quit the affair. It was matter of principle. Maybe the fact knowing his child is raised by paranoiac moron is punishment enough to him.
@@vksasdgaming9472 I have a hard time seeing the man who knowingly sleeps with another man's wife, sires a child with that man's wife under his nose and eventually damn near ruins their family by revealing the truth of his son's parentage to be anything other than loathsome.
Mitchell Toulouse there’s a comment with all the names and time stamps of the songs, just scroll through them all till you find it. It’s shouldn’t be too hard to miss either
@@cellyzs can't remember the episode exactly but they go to a (gay)rodeo and his dad works there, hopefully that helps you find it, it's a hilarious episode Edit: season 6, episode 18
@@carultch and later in season 12 "when Nancy gets a news anchor job in Dallas" that Dale was the only thing that kept her in check..... good closure tbh. either way Mike Judge; is to be respected... for the art he has bestowed upon us
Screwing a dude's wife is one thing, but being the factor X in a married couple's cuckholdery fantasy is just weird. That's how I think John Redcorn sees it.
@@Megaawesomeguy yeah true. She could've found a way to end this without anybody getting hurt. But they all stupid. Dale's too dumb to find out. And redcorn could never break it to Dale. The real victim is Joseph.
In the end, Dale truly wins. Fact is? He knew about John Redcorn and Nancy, he always knew. But he wins in the end. John Redcorn will never know the love of being a father, he will always be forced, for his entire life, to watch his son call another man, “dad”, and give undivided love towards Dale, as Joseph will always and only accept Dale as his true and only father. John Redcorn will die heirless. Nancy will be forced to raise Joseph as her and Dale’s son, lest she lose it all, even in backwards anti-men divorce and alimony courts. He has taken from John Redcorn something he can never get back.
As corny as Dale can be at times. He still treats Nancy like a queen. And still raised Joseph like he was his son. Even though Joseph is just a copy and paste of John Redcorn. Nancy doesn't deserve him.
“That’s not very nice, I never tell your friend John Redcorn to go home” this here is the reason why Dale will forever be the best husband in the series. He truly cares about his wife.
John Redcorn got exactly what he deserved for going behind dales back for years. being so close but so far from joseph at all times killed this man on the inside
One of the best nuances about John Redcorn that non-Natives wouldn’t catch right away is that Native Americans born in the 60’s ish era LOVE classic rock.
When I grew up and started to go to parties on my reservation, I’d end up going to older folks places just for a place to drink. Every age group is buddy buddies since it’s a small community of just above 2000 people. Music checks out hahaha
@@StuUngar A great band like Redbone (who have other great songs other then Come and Get Your Love) is XIT from Albuquerque. Other bands that I know but haven’t listened to enough of is Indigenous (yes that is their name), Blackfoot, and Blue Mountain Tribe.
For anyone interested in the music: 00:16 Foreigner - Hot Blooded 00:31 Great White - Rock Me 00:48 Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love 2:12 Bad Company - Can't Get Enough 2:20 Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light 4:27 Billy Squier - The Stroke 6:38 Ratt - Round And Round 7:28 Foreigner - Double Vision 10:02 Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
thats so cool someone actually unpacked his playlist, a fictional character from a tv show ik its obv i just never realised thats a thing@@TheGoldenConnorific
Honestly, I think John is one of the best depictions of a Native American yet. He isn’t a walking stereotype and he actually has some personality. Most writers don’t know how to characterize natives. It’s always “I’m a native, and my character is based solely on that fact so that you don’t forget that I’m a native.”
Genesis chapter 1 There were once two very intelligent animals God admired their tenacity and intuition he had guided them to the oasis that they now shared God called them Ari and Kea These were the first two people A beautiful ancestor of womankind And the handsome predecessor of all mankind they themselves were not all unalike from the creatures of the earth before they A species of early man now known as Australopithecus Afarensis He would see her picking fruits and tending to plants and he quietly admired her presence and passion, she would see him hunting with purpose and respect She admired his stoicism and rationale Overtime the male and female grew more and more comfortable with each other They would leave gifts for one another It gave them great pleasure to provide for the other The Woman would conceive a way to record all the gifts that the hunter had left for her each day She developed a simple counting system that began with one I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,VIII,IX,X these numerals the foundation of modern mathematics She continued until she had counted to 21 Each gift carried his blessings unto her she was very comfortable with the man she decided to make the first physical contact as she wasn’t sure whether or not the man would She opened up her arms And he took her embrace It was good This gave them a feeling the woman would call joy She counted one more gift and marked it as it was XII Chapter 2 Ari would show Kea the fruits that she had picked climbing the tallest of trees And he would share with her the meat that he had honorably hunted for in the field that once separated them They began to make noises with their mouths that would be used to entertain, explain themselves and quarrel amongst themselves Often considering the sounds they came up with quite amusing This is how the first Woman invented the first language, she had done so to describe all that she would see in the garden of Eden And she shared her discovery with who she felt was very special as she felt he had been reason for the discovery Kea and Ari could now speak to each other It was a simpler language it illustrated the nature, the animals, and each other It was a very sweet language and they made many words Ari began to make a collection of shapes corresponding to the different sounds their mouths could make She would call them letters The first alphabet Was 20 letters and contained A B D F G I J K L N O P Q R S T V X Y Z They discovered one could arrange these letters to make meaningful words, now they could better express the emotion and character of all that they laid eyes on there would soon be a word for all that was in the garden of Eden When they ran out of plants and animals to describe that the two people realized they hadnt yet made words for themselves yet She wrote a new letter into the dirt that she felt represented her, her husband would do the same, he scribbled The letter M and she came up with the letter VV He took her hand into his, looked lovingly into her eyes and told her what he was ”I am man” she smiled and declared “I am woman” Now they had a word to describe All the Things that they loved The alphabet now had 22 letters
You know the relationship between Dale and John Redcorn is so well written. It's cringey, heartwarming, and ultimately heartbreaking. John Redcorn has continually disrespect Dale, but Dale has always respected John Redcorn. Dale helped John Redcorn with his band, his solo career, getting his own land, and even calls John Redcorn by his full name almost at all times. It was so great to see him apologize to Dale (and the viewers knowing what he was really apologizing for)...but still.
Not only that, but joseph is obviously John's kid. But he views dale as his father, not john. I feel like dale knows john is sleeping with Nancy but him being the true father figure in Joseph's life is the sweetest revenge ever.
@@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 All these "Dale actually knows he's a cuckold (in the original sense of the word not the meaning it's taken on)" theories go against what the showrunners clearly established, maybe not as badly as the people who think Bill fathered Bobby but still. It's demonstrated time and again that Dale is overly suspicious except in situations where he actually should be, not just with Nancy but with other things. (that or he is suspicious but reaches the wrong conclusion, like when he thinks Joseph is an alien) I don't see any reason to believe that Dale is lying to Nancy when he says that he believes John Redcorn is her gay friend.
If anything it shows how people viewed Native Americans a long time ago. They thought they were so into their cultural practices that they just didn’t understand anything else. I think King of the Hill was just making fun of that narrative ..
@@rsync9490 "I always wondered why I loved tobacco and hated the federal government so much." "Okay listen up Sitting Jackass. You are the whitest goddang person I know." "I'm the Albino Buffalo. Deal with it."
The framing at 6:32 is insane, John red corn is standing right on the frame where dale should be in the picture, after they were fighting like a married couple
This clearly shows John Red corn was very insecure, the way he reacted towards hank when he found out about the dreams of nancy, he felt like he couldn't compete with hank and had an emotional fit compare that to Dale and John is happy with dale taking nancy for some reason, doesn't see dale as a threat to his masculinity.
I found out at 28 years old that my mom pulled a John Redcorn on my dad and I. I grew up my whole life thinking he was my biological father, and he thought the same, it was shocking to find out. But our relationship is still the same, blood relation doesn’t matter. I’m grateful to have such an awesome dad 😊
@@EmptyMan000 I wish I could have! She now lives a few states away, but I did email her about it and she said she always thought my dad was my biological father 🤣 and her lover died from meth, I never got to meet him, but I guess it was her first husband that she had already divorced but decided to be with him again, wtf even 😂 I feel really bad for my dad though, he had to pay so much child support for my sister and I and I’m not even blood-related, that’s just so messed up. I honestly will NEVER consider my biological father as my dad, EVER. He was a horrible drug user and knocked up other women and left those kids too.
I fucking doubled over at "how did he know I wanted a beer" it was a common joke in these sorts of stories but with a twist, felt like an old friend suddenly gut punching you out of nowhere
"Hot Blooded" by Foreigner 0:16 . "Rock Me" by Great White 0:34 . "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company 0:49 . "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" by Bad Company 2:12 . "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf 2:22 . "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benetar 3:49 . "The Stroke" by Billy Squier 4:30 . “Round and Round" by Ratt 6:39 . "Double Vision" by Foreigner 7:30 . "There's a Hole" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 7:46 . "The Reaper" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 8:15 . "Gotta Get Money" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 9:14 . "Livin' After Midnight" by Judas Priest 10:11 .
Poor Dale... it's these episodes that go to show you what a sweet man he actually is and what an innocent side he actually has to him.... and also it shows how much he truly loves his son and how similar him and Jospeh actually are.
Poor John Redcorn, he never should have fooled around with Nancy, he has a son that will never know who his father is and hangs around a bunch of people that tolerate but really don't like him, except Dale who thinks the world about him.
Yeah i don't feel bad for him at all tbh. I mean he's been foolin around with one of his closest friend's wife for years behind his back. He gets what he gets.
im pretty sure its all a front too. beyond using it as an excuse and shit we know he doesnt have a day job, nancy isnt the only married woman w him as a baby daddy, whenever someone who isnt nancy asks for a massage he always freaks, has to ask her for a night off instead of just being like "im busy saturday" and then theres that one episode where he just happens to be at a pornstar award show.... that line "you start doing massage to pay the bills and u think just a few more years of this johnny" hits a lil different when u think about all that lmao 😂 feels like he and nancy just caught feelings
@@chohle2543 Uhhh...you need to rewatch the show, a lot of that did _not_ happen, at least not the way you're remembering it. There was _one_ other woman he definitely had sex with, and _did_ father a child with, and likely others by his own admission, but the "night off" stuff has nothing to do with anything about other women. John Redcorn was just tired that night, and didn't want to sleep with Nancy or _anyone_ that night, and he never brings anything like that up again. As for the pornstar thing, he was _going_ to go there, presumably for an award or because he got an invite, but the HIlls had to leave Bobby with him, so he couldn't. He understood though, it seems... As for the massage thing, he _does_ legitimately have that as an occupation, as well as running some Native American stuff on his land once Dale helped with that. Peggy went to him, and he is listed as a legitimate massage business, as did Hank (that was _way_ too awkward for both of them), and Dale even went to him to help him get his land back, but got a crick in his neck, so John gave him some free neck rubs to help him out.
I thought I saw every episode of this show but I never saw the part with John playing kickball. I love this show and I admire how they grew John's character rather than keep him a one joke background character. The "Pa-Hehggy...Hill" scene has always been my favorite. The other is Hank's discomfort when John cries in front of him. And the best reply to John was Joseph's disappointed, "a used knife" when John hands down a family heirloom. King of the Hill is such a great show.
Out of _ALL_ the pet names he could have for Nancy, or Nancy could have him call her if it was her idea, they go with _THAT_ ? It makes her sound _old_ to me at least...I will never get over that.
Love how John always has the 80s era stadium hard rock jamming. It's like a forshadowing. When you hear the music you know someone's cougar middle aged wife is gonna get a lovely plowing.
Soooo true, lol. There was this woman I met who absolutely hated her ex's music taste. Some guys just fail to do the bare minimum to make a woman happy. Never take your woman for granted because there's always someone more compatible out there.
@@saggyblueballs.4953 No, he's talking like a Gen Z kid who only knows cliches. I was mocking him as a person, not the content of what he said. He said it because he thinks that's era defining, because he doesn't know anything other than cliches. Sorry if you don't understand there's no other way to explain.
Bill: "Oh boy. There goes that rock band again." Dale: "That noise has been giving Nancy headaches all week. Then yesterday her back broke out in scratch marks."
@@glaucorocha1281 That seems to be a broad occupation of some parts of the internet. Take jokes or more nuanced stuff and just throw a tantrum because they "don't get it". Nice reference there by the way, it's always nice to be reminded about John Redcorn getting shot in the ass with a BB pellet, and then that hilarious conversation!
I always liked the fan theory that Dale knew the whole time and just thought it was more important to be a good husband to Nancy, raise the son, and mess with John.
The fact that Peggy just walks into Nacy's house shows she is self centered I am going to admit I am surprised by all the responses as well as likes for this random thing I wrote while watching this video on my recommended list.
Honestly I find Peggy the least likeable character by the 2nd or 3rd season. She's just so clueless to the point that even Hank calls her out on everything in an episode.
EDIT: I realized that, given how many times Dale has considered or tried to murder people, including Hank and Boomhauer, I think they fear that if they told him, it'd be the thing that makes him finally snap for real. They don't want him murdering Nancy, John Redcorn, or worse still, Joseph. I dunno what's worse, having a cheaitng wife or having friends that refuse to tell you the truth. What kinda bros would do that?
I just realised the irony of Dale being obsessed with conspiracy theories is that while he sees betrayal and plots in everything he fails to see the truth that right in front of his eyes.
I love how we hear the rock songs get louder as John Redcorn's car is approaching. That detail they put in the show to make it authentic. Like when he pulls up in his jeep listening to "the Stroke" by Billy Squire.
Considering how many different shows and art styles exist, it's highly likely that people just have different interests and just now see things they hadn't because not everyone watches tv or the same tv channel for that matter
Redcorn is kind of a gigantic bastard, but how much he falls apart later on in the show redeems him. There's moments where Bill looks better than he does.
i know i fucking hate john redcorn too he always like making affair on their husband's wives to the point where i actually hate native Americans because of him.
I thought most of his best moments came when his character really started to get fleshed out and there were John Redcorn-centered episodes. He was pretty one-note as just 'the guy who was carrying on a long-term affair with Dale's wife'.
Joseph will live a long life loving Dale as his father and never so much as glance in Redcorn's direction. Redcorn's biological grandchildren will never even know he existed, but they'll love their grandpappy Dale. Dale has earned the sweetest and most cruel revenge possible and he doesn't even know it. Regardless of how athletic or good looking or charming Redcorn is, Dale will always be twice the man Redcorn can ever hope to be.
"Y'know, you start doing massage to pay the bills and you tell yourself: just a few more years of this, Johnny. And then one day you look up and you're forty... YOU'RE FORTY, HANK!!!" -John Redcorn
Redcorn is a certified dirt bag up until pretty much the end, anyone who fucks his friends wife should be drawn and quartered Edit: let me add any wife who fucks her husband's friends needs to be drawn and quartered too
Gotta love Dale in the end, he might be stupid but he has a pure heart. In the end he does reconnect with Nancy and has a good relationship with Joseph. Also gains the respect of john and friendship.
Genesis chapter 1 There were once two very intelligent animals God admired their tenacity and intuition he had guided them to the oasis that they now shared God called them Ari and Kea These were the first two people A beautiful ancestor of womankind And the handsome predecessor of all mankind they themselves were not all unalike from the creatures of the earth before they A species of early man now known as Australopithecus Afarensis He would see her picking fruits and tending to plants and he quietly admired her presence and passion, she would see him hunting with purpose and respect She admired his stoicism and rationale Overtime the male and female grew more and more comfortable with each other They would leave gifts for one another It gave them great pleasure to provide for the other The Woman would conceive a way to record all the gifts that the hunter had left for her each day She developed a simple counting system that began with one I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,VIII,IX,X these numerals the foundation of modern mathematics She continued until she had counted to 21 Each gift carried his blessings unto her she was very comfortable with the man she decided to make the first physical contact as she wasn’t sure whether or not the man would She opened up her arms And he took her embrace It was good This gave them a feeling the woman would call joy She counted one more gift and marked it as it was XII Chapter 2 Ari would show Kea the fruits that she had picked climbing the tallest of trees And he would share with her the meat that he had honorably hunted for in the field that once separated them They began to make noises with their mouths that would be used to entertain, explain themselves and quarrel amongst themselves Often considering the sounds they came up with quite amusing This is how the first Woman invented the first language, she had done so to describe all that she would see in the garden of Eden And she shared her discovery with who she felt was very special as she felt he had been reason for the discovery Kea and Ari could now speak to each other It was a simpler language it illustrated the nature, the animals, and each other It was a very sweet language and they made many words Ari began to make a collection of shapes corresponding to the different sounds their mouths could make She would call them letters The first alphabet Was 20 letters and contained A B D F G I J K L N O P Q R S T V X Y Z They discovered one could arrange these letters to make meaningful words, now they could better express the emotion and character of all that they laid eyes on there would soon be a word for all that was in the garden of Eden When they ran out of plants and animals to describe that the two people realized they hadnt yet made words for themselves yet She wrote a new letter into the dirt that she felt represented her, her husband would do the same, he scribbled The letter M and she came up with the letter VV He took her hand into his, looked lovingly into her eyes and told her what he was ”I am man” she smiled and declared “I am woman” Now they had a word to describe All the Things that they loved The alphabet now had 22 letters
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I'm starting to think John Redcorn was sleeping with Nancy.
Quit talking nonsense. John Redcorn is a healer, not a homewrecker.
I was thinking the same thing, but the HOT blonde would NEVER cheat on Dale!!!
That’s the dumbest theory I’ve ever heard
You are out of your mind
I just don’t see it. Why would Nancy risk losing Dale ?
“how did he know I wanted a beer” LMAOOO
Oh boi
One of the best lines ever on this show
Classic line
@@farfromirrational hands down top 10
@@Iwasherelol14 stay hawaii?
I stay big I
Mahalo nui
John Redcorns out there increasing native American population
Yup. He has two kids in Arlen....that we know of.
@@LoveMyUnusual Wait, he had a second kid?!
@@loyina310 yep and joseph nearly hooked up with his half-sister
@@edwardmoreno6223 no way, which episode lol
@@Great_Lake_Surfer Bill gets with a woman with kids who turns out to be a former fling of John Redcorn
“How did he know I wanted a beer?” One of the best delivered and hilarious lines in the show.
5:10 he's taking the fun out of this .had me diying
the 1k like
@@teomaster32 i fuckin lost it on that one
Damn I need a beer
i was like "oh fuck" and then he said that and i died.
Peggy: "Well, well, well. Johaaaan Redcorn."
John Redcorn: "Peheeeegy Hill."
LMFAOOO I’m absolutely dead
😆😆😆
I aways thought this part was funny as shit XD
Best part🤣😂
Wrex: Shepaaaaaaaaard!
(Joseph puts on a vest)
"Look, dad, I look like John Redcorn."
"I don't see it."
"I'll show ya how to do John Redcorn" '-Dale
Id like to think He really is dales son. He just looks like Dales Great grandmother who was Jamaican.
@@unseenufo it would be so hilarious if he was dales sonafter the whole series we think we knew better and going back and watching all of Joseph and John red corns interactions would be 3 times as funny
My dumbass didn’t realize that till now like I watched it somewhat and never saw the similarities
My wife’s boyfriend and I laughed so hard at this.
it took me a minute
Wait....
Wait a damn minute..
im in a poly, so this actually kinda applies
@@soggy_auggy7191 I'm sorry for your loss. Or perhaps, on the other hand, congrats on your now having more time with your significant other.
Not sure if it applies now but it'll definitely apply in a few years.
Excellent compilation, although it's missing the one where someone actually has a headache and John Redcorn just says "Take an aspirin."
if he was a healer he would know aspirin isn't the best thing you can do for a headache
it's pretty much going to the doctor and they tell you to take paracetamol lol
@@shaobues What _is_ the best thing you can so for a headache?
@@Gyrbae die. Ends quicker that way
@@Gyrbae sleep with a Native American man
I love how everyone calls him by his full name instead of just "John."
John Redcorn just flows better
So many Johns in the US...
Old southern guys do this. My drinking buddies are all old southern guys and they call each other by their full names. But they also have really simple names like Ed,Lou,and Bill.
@@JUSTICEFORPEANUT peEEEEEgy hill
@@ljwreynolds2630 lol calm down
This man Redcorn’s excuse was “We were just.. Uh.. Back here” 😂😭😭🤦🏾♀️
😂😂
Perfect response lmao
Well, he's not wrong.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leo Sim Nancy does too.
Is anyone here going to mention the fact that John Redcorn has his own keys to Dale’s house? 😂😂😂
Dale probably gave them to him.
Nancy needs daily healing sessions for her migraines.
"You stop messing with my mower, and get in there and massagr my wife!"
@@scallie6462 lmfao
@@scallie6462 🤣🤣🤣
You mentioned it. It literally doesn't matter if anyone else does when you did. You probably say " Am I the only one?" too, don't you? And why would anyone need to mention something that's obvious and clearly meant to be part of the "he fucks this man's wife" narrative?
I always got a chuckle when how every time John Redcorn tells a story about his people, the wind mystically blows his hair at that moment of wisdom. 💨🤣
😭😭😭
That's a real thing actually, in fact it happens to most people who are at least 65 percent Native American in blood.
@@orfeo793 It’s probably a demon.
@@servantofthelivinggod6192 that person was making a joke lmao
@@isthataspider7410 Lol😂
John Redcorn is is such a great character that he's even funny in scenes that he's not even in.
Nancy: :Are you sure you don't have a problem with your father being gay, Sug?"
Dale: "Why would I? I mean, John Redcorns gay and I've been friends with him for years!"
Great character, horrible person.
@@kghacks75 true, especially when you find out that he was cheating on nancy when she was cheating on dale.
This is the comment that makes it certain that Dale doesn't suspect anything. Throughout the series, we see Dale getting closer to the truth like the Alien episode and the dream, but his mind never takes him to the conclusion of Nancy cheating on him. He just has that much trust in his wife.
@@talldarkknight It was implied at the end of the show that he knew all along, he was just trying to mentally phase it out to keep the love between him and Nancy.
Really, who wants to end up like Bill?
@@13Gangland I don't think I can manage to watch the show till the end. From season 7 onwards, there's a massive decline in stories and story telling. Do you have a clip about dale being in the know?
John stole the love of Dales wife. So in return Dale stole the love of John's son. Now that's some OG shit.
That was poorly written!
@@heavyizthacrown-5842 in both cases yes
Is this Robert Frost?
That's the type of shit John would say with his victim mentality. A father ain't genetic, a father is the man who raises you and sacrifices time and stuff for you.
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I love how every time Redcorn pulls up in his jeep. It's playing a song that represents he's having an affair with Dale's wife.
there always bangers too 😂
What's the name of the song lol
@@BIastProcX feel like makin love by bad company is the song that i believe plays at around the 40 second mark
@@claytonwhite4883Also there was, foreigners: "hot blodded" In one ep. And also the scene where peggy is in nacy's house, you can hear "paradise by dashboard light" by meatloaf playing in her room. Also in one ep, nacy's ringtone was "cherry pie" by warrant. im sure theres more songs too. The writters of the show have a good taste in music. In the episode "witches of east arlen" In one of the scenes, you can hear "the trees" by RUSH.
@Martin Luther round and round by ratt as well
"He's starting to take some of the fun out of this." Is a line that has affected my approach to life for _decades._
In what regard?
@@OmegaChase1002 I certainly hope he isn't cheating with married women, but to give him the benefit of the doubt maybe he means "I like to approach stressful/difficult situations as if they're a fun challenge."
@@OmegaChase1002a secret is more thrilling when there is some stress to keep it
The line is “he’s taking some of the fun out of this.”
The dynamic between John Redcorn and Dale reminds me of the “my wife’s boyfriend let’s me play xbox” memes
It’s a interesting dynamic when the boyfriend is jealous of the husband and not just cause he has the switch lol
It's not a meme its a way of life for city slicks
At the end of the day though, the 'wife's boyfriend' is still just a glorified dildo. Something the memes always seem to omit.
@@linkofvev In that cash the husband is just a cash machine.
What an astute observation
1:41 i love how john redcorn is literally having an affair with someone’s wife yet has the nerve to scold hank for accidentally going into the adults only sections of a store lmao
Congratulations! You found the point of the joke!
And get mad when Hank had a sex dream about Nancy.
That part was so funny. Bruh If I was there I would have said, “At least I’m not having an affair with my best friend’s wife and had a kid with her too.”
@@PrincessKLS Technically it wasn't a sex dream. He dreamed of cooking naked with Nancy not having sex with her.
He's taking some of the fun out of this
"He's taking some of the fun out of this"
Lmao
"I've healed you three to five nights a week for years. I could really use a night off!"
Best line ever
I feel him on that. I would feel the same at that point
That's Dale for you! XD
@Jon Pulliam I think he's just saying he'd feel the same way having sex that often. I don't think it was about cheating on his end
To me the worst part about what John Redcorn is doing is the fact that Dale seems to consider him a friend and actually trusts him so much that he doesn't even notice what's right in front of him.
John Redcorn actually stops the affair he has.
@@vksasdgaming9472 He's still a bad friend for starting it in the first place though. Correcting his mistake is all well and good, definitely something he should do, but it doesn't erase what he's already done.
@@CriminalFriday Once John Redcorn became friends with Dale he quit the affair. It was matter of principle. Maybe the fact knowing his child is raised by paranoiac moron is punishment enough to him.
@@vksasdgaming9472 I have a hard time seeing the man who knowingly sleeps with another man's wife, sires a child with that man's wife under his nose and eventually damn near ruins their family by revealing the truth of his son's parentage to be anything other than loathsome.
He does think John Redcorn is gay lol
Say what you will, but John Redcorn listens to some sweet music in his Jeep lol
"That Double Vision"🎵
Fryman, fill your eyes...
with *DOUBLE VISION*
He has good taste
Does anyone know the rest of the songs that he has playing? I know the first one is hot blooded by foreigner.
Mitchell Toulouse there’s a comment with all the names and time stamps of the songs, just scroll through them all till you find it. It’s shouldn’t be too hard to miss either
I mean no wonder Nancy slept with him
I like how John actually considers Dale a friend as time went on
It's complicated.
That began after Dale helped Redcorn get some of his land back and Redcorn realized that Dale was actually a good man.
Mutual Enemy: They both distrust the US Government
@@TheKersey475 plus Dale can get tax free cigarettes most likely.
@Suzukiswiftlova XD
I believe in one ep Dale says the reason he never looked twice at John Redcorn spending so much time with Nancy was because he thought he was gay
I need to go rewatch the whole show. It's so perfect.
this is true... its in a later season
It's even funnier when you realize he thought his gay father was a ladies man
@@ianlaswick9505 whoa when does his gay father show up?
@@cellyzs can't remember the episode exactly but they go to a (gay)rodeo and his dad works there, hopefully that helps you find it, it's a hilarious episode
Edit: season 6, episode 18
We need a John Redcorn playlist. He has great taste in music.
Seriously 😂
ruclips.net/p/PLPI3TSaQEHuG_NPH_VnEBGsbcHjMkP3vX
Seen this on a video but some of the songs he listens to include cheating in them lmao
@@DeadLikePossum those are his jams. Lol
iirc the songs he plays is tied to cheating, forbidden love, and affairs.
Ironic 🤷🏾♂️
One of tvs greatest mysteries. What caused Nancy’s migraines. The show ended before they answered this
Dale figured it out. Every time he leaves to go do his own thing, Nancy calls John Redcorn. Dale being away is what causes her migranes.
Her vagina.
near the end of season 4... Nancy decided to stop cheating on Dale for good
@@carultch and later in season 12 "when Nancy gets a news anchor job in Dallas" that Dale was the only thing that kept her in check..... good closure tbh.
either way Mike Judge; is to be respected... for the art he has bestowed upon us
With I Hottie like John Redcorn around ide have chronic migranes too.
"Get away from my mower!"
"You gotta be kidding."
"I never kid about my mower."
"He's taking some of the fun out of this."
Now get inside and start messaging my wife!
almost thought he caught them least he had a gun with him to protect his mower 😂😂
Screwing a dude's wife is one thing, but being the factor X in a married couple's cuckholdery fantasy is just weird. That's how I think John Redcorn sees it.
Yeah, they did in fact say that.
I got the 1k like
"I don't kid about my mower. Now get inside and start massaging my wife!"
"He's taking some of the fun out of this."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
At that moment I just figured he can’t be THAT stupid. No way he doesn’t know. 😂😂😂
"How'd he know I wanted a beer?" still one of my favorite lines from the show.
The longer this went on the more sorry I felt for Dale
John Redcorn gets cucked out of being a father, so Nancy is the only villain
@@Megaawesomeguy yeah true. She could've found a way to end this without anybody getting hurt.
But they all stupid. Dale's too dumb to find out. And redcorn could never break it to Dale.
The real victim is Joseph.
In the end, Dale truly wins.
Fact is? He knew about John Redcorn and Nancy, he always knew. But he wins in the end. John Redcorn will never know the love of being a father, he will always be forced, for his entire life, to watch his son call another man, “dad”, and give undivided love towards Dale, as Joseph will always and only accept Dale as his true and only father. John Redcorn will die heirless. Nancy will be forced to raise Joseph as her and Dale’s son, lest she lose it all, even in backwards anti-men divorce and alimony courts.
He has taken from John Redcorn something he can never get back.
David Minor Adulturers get what they fucking deserve.
In the beggining when KOTH came out I would think that John Redcorn was winning but Dale is truly the winner in the end
As corny as Dale can be at times. He still treats Nancy like a queen. And still raised Joseph like he was his son. Even though Joseph is just a copy and paste of John Redcorn. Nancy doesn't deserve him.
And thinks the world of John Redcorn xD
Dale =The nice guy done right.
“That’s not very nice, I never tell your friend John Redcorn to go home” this here is the reason why Dale will forever be the best husband in the series. He truly cares about his wife.
Joseph is definitely not a copy-paste of Redcorn.
@@marisanya what do you mean Joseph looks exactly like John Redcorn.
Peggy: “Juh-HON redcorn!” John “Pe-Hegy Hill”
Peggy: vaaa-gina!
That was the best line
John face is hilarious lol.
"I've healed you 3 to 5 times a week for many years" 😂😂😂
I heard a theory that Dale knew about the affair but his revenge was making his son love him more than Jon that's why he didn't care about the affair.
He also saw how divorce completely destroyed Bill. He didn’t want that on himself.
Bullshit stupid theories
Na Dale is just stupid 🤦🏾♂️
Dude if it’s Dale getting revenge holy shit, what a legend
But I think dales just supposed to be stupid
@@firme_memories I definitely don't think the show was written that way but it's still a pretty realistic theory imo
John Redcorn got exactly what he deserved for going behind dales back for years. being so close but so far from joseph at all times killed this man on the inside
I think that is "was" a life lesson this series teaches us, KoTH is allot deeper than face value
Realistic
The show made it abundantly clear. John Redcorn may be Joseph's father, but Joseph is pretty much Dale's son.
@@timfortune9 ofc, who takes care of him? Whos been there for him?
@@elgatochurro Yep. The only thing Joseph took after Redcorn was athleticism. Other than that, it's straight Dale.
One of the best nuances about John Redcorn that non-Natives wouldn’t catch right away is that Native Americans born in the 60’s ish era LOVE classic rock.
Classic Rock made by Indigenous Peoples is so good. Redbone is legitimately one of the best bands of the 70s.
@@boistired6825 Redbone is the only group I know of and outside of their one hit, idk any of their songs.
I was wondering about their choice of uh...."fun time" music in that one scene lol
When I grew up and started to go to parties on my reservation, I’d end up going to older folks places just for a place to drink. Every age group is buddy buddies since it’s a small community of just above 2000 people. Music checks out hahaha
@@StuUngar A great band like Redbone (who have other great songs other then Come and Get Your Love) is XIT from Albuquerque. Other bands that I know but haven’t listened to enough of is Indigenous (yes that is their name), Blackfoot, and Blue Mountain Tribe.
For anyone interested in the music:
00:16 Foreigner - Hot Blooded
00:31 Great White - Rock Me
00:48 Bad Company - Feel Like Making Love
2:12 Bad Company - Can't Get Enough
2:20 Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
4:27 Billy Squier - The Stroke
6:38 Ratt - Round And Round
7:28 Foreigner - Double Vision
10:02 Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
Chad moment.
John Redcorn has a pretty cool playlist
3:48 Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
billy squier goddamn u were quick with that one
thats so cool someone actually unpacked his playlist, a fictional character from a tv show ik its obv i just never realised thats a thing@@TheGoldenConnorific
"I don't KID about my MOWER. Now get inside and start messaging my WIFE."
"...he takes the fun out of this"
Text her until she replies!
Massaging*
@@undergroundking498 damn. I did not even catch that til now. Oh well.
I usually stalk outside when messaging my wife
How did he know I wanted a beer lmao
😂
🍺🍺
Nothing gets passed dale
Timestamp is 1:20
I just love the fact that Dale is a conspiracy theorist and misses what's going on under his nose 😂
There is a theory that Dale knew the whole time. ruclips.net/video/y0ME7WFl1nk/видео.html
Thats most conspiracy theorists though
Dale didn't care lol
What’s going on under his nose? His wife needs headache treatment.
Because conspiracy doesn't have much to do with fact
"He's taking some of the fun out of this." LMFAO 🤣😂🙃
Honestly, I think John is one of the best depictions of a Native American yet. He isn’t a walking stereotype and he actually has some personality. Most writers don’t know how to characterize natives. It’s always “I’m a native, and my character is based solely on that fact so that you don’t forget that I’m a native.”
Writers these days really love digging into identity politics and making sure we don't forget the obvious lol
I'm native american and I fucking love this character XD
He really is. Heck, Every N8V knows *at least one* John Redcorn in their family messing with somebody's wife/wifes. He's indeed relatable.🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like how gay characters are depicted nowadays
forreal his existence shouldnt be a political stance white ppl needa stop treating natives like that
I'm so glad Nancy has such a good friend that can help with her migraines.
He still shouldn't kid with Dale's mower, though.
Genesis chapter 1
There were once two very intelligent animals
God admired their tenacity and intuition
he had guided them to the oasis that they now shared
God called them
Ari and Kea
These were the first two people
A beautiful ancestor of womankind
And the handsome predecessor of all mankind
they themselves were not all unalike from the creatures of the earth before they
A species of early man now known as Australopithecus Afarensis
He would see her picking fruits and tending to plants and he quietly admired her presence and passion, she would see him hunting with purpose and respect
She admired his stoicism and rationale
Overtime the male and female grew more and more comfortable with each other
They would leave gifts for one another
It gave them great pleasure to provide for the other
The Woman would conceive a way to record all the gifts that the hunter had left for her each day
She developed a simple counting system that began with one
I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,VIII,IX,X
these numerals the foundation of modern mathematics
She continued until she had counted to 21
Each gift carried his blessings unto her
she was very comfortable with the man she decided to make the first physical contact as she wasn’t sure whether or not the man would
She opened up her arms
And he took her embrace
It was good
This gave them a feeling the woman would call joy
She counted one more gift and marked it as it was XII
Chapter 2
Ari would show Kea the fruits that she had picked climbing the tallest of trees
And he would share with her the meat that he had honorably hunted for in the field that once separated them
They began to make noises with their mouths that would be used to entertain, explain themselves and quarrel amongst themselves
Often considering the sounds they came up with quite amusing
This is how the first Woman invented the first language, she had done so to describe all that she would see in the garden of Eden
And she shared her discovery with who she felt was very special as she felt he had been reason for the discovery
Kea and Ari could now speak to each other
It was a simpler language it illustrated the nature, the animals, and each other
It was a very sweet language and they made many words
Ari began to make a collection of shapes corresponding to the different sounds their mouths could make
She would call them letters
The first alphabet Was 20 letters and contained
A
B
D
F
G
I
J
K
L
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
V
X
Y
Z
They discovered one could arrange these letters to make meaningful words, now they could better express the emotion and character of all that they laid eyes on
there would soon be a word for all that was in the garden of Eden
When they ran out of plants and animals to describe that the two people realized they hadnt yet made words for themselves yet
She wrote a new letter into the dirt that she felt represented her, her husband would do the same, he scribbled The letter M and she came up with the letter VV
He took her hand into his, looked lovingly into her eyes and told her what he was
”I am man”
she smiled and declared
“I am woman”
Now they had a word to describe
All the Things that they loved
The alphabet now had 22 letters
@@teenageblood4531 Jesus man
Tldr
He’s so helpful 😉
You know the relationship between Dale and John Redcorn is so well written. It's cringey, heartwarming, and ultimately heartbreaking. John Redcorn has continually disrespect Dale, but Dale has always respected John Redcorn. Dale helped John Redcorn with his band, his solo career, getting his own land, and even calls John Redcorn by his full name almost at all times. It was so great to see him apologize to Dale (and the viewers knowing what he was really apologizing for)...but still.
Not only that, but joseph is obviously John's kid. But he views dale as his father, not john. I feel like dale knows john is sleeping with Nancy but him being the true father figure in Joseph's life is the sweetest revenge ever.
To be fair, pretty much everyone calls him by his full name
To be fair, Redcorn stopped his affair with Dale's wife when Dale started to help him
@@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 All these "Dale actually knows he's a cuckold (in the original sense of the word not the meaning it's taken on)" theories go against what the showrunners clearly established, maybe not as badly as the people who think Bill fathered Bobby but still. It's demonstrated time and again that Dale is overly suspicious except in situations where he actually should be, not just with Nancy but with other things. (that or he is suspicious but reaches the wrong conclusion, like when he thinks Joseph is an alien) I don't see any reason to believe that Dale is lying to Nancy when he says that he believes John Redcorn is her gay friend.
I love how ironic it is that Dale's the most suspicious person in this show and he's so gullible about John Redcorn and Nancy.
Yeah that's how conspiracy theorists are half the time.
@@whyme3772true
If anything it shows how people viewed Native Americans a long time ago. They thought they were so into their cultural practices that they just didn’t understand anything else. I think King of the Hill was just making fun of that narrative ..
As a Native American, I love that fact John Redcorn only listens to hard rock....cause I do too lmao
As a Caucasian, I just like John Redcorn in general, both as a character and a gag.
Saw Anthrax at a festival once, I never seen that many Natives gathered in my life
The John Redcorn's band clips were cracking me up because they reminded me so much of the natives I know.
As a furry I like to pretend im a fox
lmao same always looked up to him cuz if we ain't gonna take our land back then we gon take their shawties back😈
Plot Twist: John and Nancy really weren't having an affair and it really was all about headaches all along
Lol then Dale has native American heritage.
@@rsync9490 "I always wondered why I loved tobacco and hated the federal government so much."
"Okay listen up Sitting Jackass. You are the whitest goddang person I know."
"I'm the Albino Buffalo. Deal with it."
But he literally said in one clip he has sex with Nancy, so that joke doesn't pan out, though it would have been even funnier if it did.
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge plot twist he was only kidding
Nancy did say that Dale had a Jamaican grandma which would explain Joseph.
John Redcorn: “I’d also like to make a toast. To the white man who steels out land and steels our sons.” 🍺
Dale: “To the white man!” 🍻
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
steal**** S T E A L *****D:
Jonathan Kling I think he was trying to make a Steely Dan joke and forgot to put it in.
*our
What's the time stamp I can't find it?
Despite trying to steal Joseph MULTIPLE times.
Okay John, okay…
john redcorn always listening to 80s rock is the most accurate depiction of a native american i ever seen lol.
Literal embodiment of my wife's boyfriend
Kusonokii your profile pic is my reaction to your comment lol
f
I uncomfortably laughed
Man sucks to be you I'm sorry
😐
Nancy has too many damn migraines! Good thing John Redcorn’s always there!
Yeah, when he's not screwing around with Dale's mower!
3-5 nights a week.
I wish I had a gay friend that took care of my wife like that.
@@dragonknightleader1 Make sure you ask for The Migraine Special.
@@LoveMyUnusual is this Luther vandross??
John Redcorn's music rocked.
true
Big Mountain Fudge Cake
The framing at 6:32 is insane, John red corn is standing right on the frame where dale should be in the picture, after they were fighting like a married couple
When I was a little watching this show, I always thought John Redcorn was just a helpful and friendly neighbor. I had no idea...
Neither did Dale
@@maroonedexplorer6622
Not Peggy at the moment
This clearly shows John Red corn was very insecure, the way he reacted towards hank when he found out about the dreams of nancy, he felt like he couldn't compete with hank and had an emotional fit compare that to Dale and John is happy with dale taking nancy for some reason, doesn't see dale as a threat to his masculinity.
Nice analysis
Probably just for comedic effect because Hank really doesn't have that much going on other than being more of a leader type.
How can anyone not feel insecure in their manhood when around Hank?
That part is after Nancy cuts ties with john redcorn and sticks with Dale. That's why he's acting like that.
Ngl John Redcorn was really slick
I found out at 28 years old that my mom pulled a John Redcorn on my dad and I. I grew up my whole life thinking he was my biological father, and he thought the same, it was shocking to find out. But our relationship is still the same, blood relation doesn’t matter. I’m grateful to have such an awesome dad 😊
Hope you dope slapped your mother and her lover for lying to you and your father for decades.
@@EmptyMan000 I wish I could have! She now lives a few states away, but I did email her about it and she said she always thought my dad was my biological father 🤣 and her lover died from meth, I never got to meet him, but I guess it was her first husband that she had already divorced but decided to be with him again, wtf even 😂 I feel really bad for my dad though, he had to pay so much child support for my sister and I and I’m not even blood-related, that’s just so messed up. I honestly will NEVER consider my biological father as my dad, EVER. He was a horrible drug user and knocked up other women and left those kids too.
So sorry but it's also great that u have a father in your life ❤
@@Tootie343 Yes! I totally agree!
I would've slapped my mom silly and buy my dad whole new tool box(he loves engineering) and jumped the other guy.
I adore how awkward he is in normal social situation outside of dealing with women he wants to sleep with.
Lol seeing this after SIR's video just brings it full circle
John Sly right lol
John Sly Lmfaoo truuuu bringing Back memories
very much so
That’s the reason I’m here
John Sly Very True
Say what you want about John Redcorn, he has good taste in music.
Edit: There! I removed the “Thanks for the heart”. You happy now asshats?
why are you asking michael? he doesn't know? LOL
Ghoul What? Is that a reference?
Now is maybe a bad time to tell you that the heart disappears if you edit your comment.
Bye bye heart
Yeah good old classic rock. I'd go to his shows too
John Redcorn has a great taste in music.
Lol Yeah, and they’re all about sex or a hot girl 😆.
I fucking doubled over at "how did he know I wanted a beer"
it was a common joke in these sorts of stories but with a twist, felt like an old friend suddenly gut punching you out of nowhere
The part where the wife and John Redcorn judged Hank for going into the adult section killed me
What's the wife's name anyway 😂
Nancy
never noticed that until now lmfao
@@NezsemH O
I love how john redcorn and dale say hi to each in the morning like the coyote and the sheepdog from looneytunes
“Oh, hey john redcorn.”
HUH.
"Huhauh,dale"
“How did he know I wanted a beer?” 🤣😭
"He's taking some of the fun out of this..."
Dale, you are truly the unsung genius here.
"Hot Blooded" by Foreigner 0:16 . "Rock Me" by Great White 0:34 . "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company 0:49 . "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" by Bad Company 2:12 . "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf 2:22 . "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benetar 3:49 . "The Stroke" by Billy Squier 4:30 . “Round and Round" by Ratt 6:39 . "Double Vision" by Foreigner 7:30 . "There's a Hole" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 7:46 . "The Reaper" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 8:15 . "Gotta Get Money" by Big Mountain Fudgecake 9:14 . "Livin' After Midnight" by Judas Priest 10:11 .
Boomer anthems every last one
You're the real hero
The Definitive John Redcorn Collection.
All good music
@@anon9579 Other than BMF, great classic rock hits。
John Redcorn always has classic rock blaring. A good chunk of the budget went to paying royalties for those good songs.
Never thought of it that way
Probably not, all music was under the six seconds or less rule.
😆. Beat me to it by two years...was going to write the same exact thing.
Poor Dale... it's these episodes that go to show you what a sweet man he actually is and what an innocent side he actually has to him.... and also it shows how much he truly loves his son and how similar him and Jospeh actually are.
conspiracy theory John Redcorn is Joe's father
Poor John Redcorn, he never should have fooled around with Nancy, he has a son that will never know who his father is and hangs around a bunch of people that tolerate but really don't like him, except Dale who thinks the world about him.
He deserves it
Yeah i don't feel bad for him at all tbh. I mean he's been foolin around with one of his closest friend's wife for years behind his back. He gets what he gets.
He reaps what he sows, he's lucky Dale's too thick-headed or he'd lose the only "Friend" he has.
there is so many people on earth but he chose dales wife i wouldn’t feel bad for him
He’s had 12 years to back out
I like John Redcorns music though.😭
He Has A Good Sense In Music And Women
Fr it’s good
He should be listening to native American music
@@eviljesus6111 bruh
@@eviljesus6111 bro native peoples don’t stomp dance around a fire all day. it is tradition, though.
"You become a massager to pay the Bill's and you think 'only a few more years of this' than your 40" is such a depressing line but it's so funny
Really? I thought he became a massager as an excuse to…
im pretty sure its all a front too. beyond using it as an excuse and shit we know he doesnt have a day job, nancy isnt the only married woman w him as a baby daddy, whenever someone who isnt nancy asks for a massage he always freaks, has to ask her for a night off instead of just being like "im busy saturday" and then theres that one episode where he just happens to be at a pornstar award show.... that line "you start doing massage to pay the bills and u think just a few more years of this johnny" hits a lil different when u think about all that lmao 😂 feels like he and nancy just caught feelings
As a massage therapist, this is so relatable.
@@chohle2543 Uhhh...you need to rewatch the show, a lot of that did _not_ happen, at least not the way you're remembering it.
There was _one_ other woman he definitely had sex with, and _did_ father a child with, and likely others by his own admission, but the "night off" stuff has nothing to do with anything about other women. John Redcorn was just tired that night, and didn't want to sleep with Nancy or _anyone_ that night, and he never brings anything like that up again.
As for the pornstar thing, he was _going_ to go there, presumably for an award or because he got an invite, but the HIlls had to leave Bobby with him, so he couldn't. He understood though, it seems...
As for the massage thing, he _does_ legitimately have that as an occupation, as well as running some Native American stuff on his land once Dale helped with that. Peggy went to him, and he is listed as a legitimate massage business, as did Hank (that was _way_ too awkward for both of them), and Dale even went to him to help him get his land back, but got a crick in his neck, so John gave him some free neck rubs to help him out.
On the other hand, unlike a lot of 40 year olds he's still got a ripped physique and a full head of hair.
I thought I saw every episode of this show but I never saw the part with John playing kickball. I love this show and I admire how they grew John's character rather than keep him a one joke background character.
The "Pa-Hehggy...Hill" scene has always been my favorite. The other is Hank's discomfort when John cries in front of him. And the best reply to John was Joseph's disappointed, "a used knife" when John hands down a family heirloom.
King of the Hill is such a great show.
"You're having dirty dreams about my sweet Nan-Nan?!" Best one.
It just sounds so wrong out of context.
Out of _ALL_ the pet names he could have for Nancy, or Nancy could have him call her if it was her idea, they go with _THAT_ ? It makes her sound _old_ to me at least...I will never get over that.
When you realise he dont kust fool around but was truly in love with Nancy.
@@teenageblood4531 ummm. What?
@@teenageblood4531 bro wtf is this
Am I the only one who unironically likes John Redcorn's rock songs?
Mothers Cry!!
@@kimbowalker5504 Children die!
I kinda dig it
@@aidanfoley6463
ALLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNE!!!!!
No, you're not
Love how John always has the 80s era stadium hard rock jamming.
It's like a forshadowing. When you hear the music you know someone's cougar middle aged wife is gonna get a lovely plowing.
Soooo true, lol. There was this woman I met who absolutely hated her ex's music taste. Some guys just fail to do the bare minimum to make a woman happy. Never take your woman for granted because there's always someone more compatible out there.
Could you sound anymore Gen Z?
@@korosuke1788 there's so many dudes that sound just like the paragraph you typed out and i thought you were serious at first.
@@johnroscoe2406 I think you meant to say Gen X. Possibly boomer.
@@saggyblueballs.4953 No, he's talking like a Gen Z kid who only knows cliches. I was mocking him as a person, not the content of what he said. He said it because he thinks that's era defining, because he doesn't know anything other than cliches. Sorry if you don't understand there's no other way to explain.
My favourite line “if you only consider your needs”. John Redcorn could teach many guys the art of lovin lol
That is a brilliant moment.
I don't know why, but I always laugh at the fact that they always refer to John Redcorn by his full name and no one else.
Conn does it too
Don’t you have real life John Redcorns you do that with?
Bill: "Oh boy. There goes that rock band again."
Dale: "That noise has been giving Nancy headaches all week. Then yesterday her back broke out in scratch marks."
“Dale’s so paranoid, how doesn’t he know about Redcorn and Nancy?”
Cause that’s the joke
these people are surely taking some of the fun out of it
No he secretly knows
@@glaucorocha1281 brilliant reply.
@@glaucorocha1281 That seems to be a broad occupation of some parts of the internet. Take jokes or more nuanced stuff and just throw a tantrum because they "don't get it".
Nice reference there by the way, it's always nice to be reminded about John Redcorn getting shot in the ass with a BB pellet, and then that hilarious conversation!
I always liked the fan theory that Dale knew the whole time and just thought it was more important to be a good husband to Nancy, raise the son, and mess with John.
The fact that Peggy just walks into Nacy's house shows she is self centered
I am going to admit I am surprised by all the responses as well as likes for this random thing I wrote while watching this video on my recommended list.
Entirely unrelated but good taste in GG
Its a small town thing back then for people do do likely.
Honestly I find Peggy the least likeable character by the 2nd or 3rd season. She's just so clueless to the point that even Hank calls her out on everything in an episode.
It's a country thing
Nah mang that's just how shit works in West Texas
EDIT: I realized that, given how many times Dale has considered or tried to murder people, including Hank and Boomhauer, I think they fear that if they told him, it'd be the thing that makes him finally snap for real. They don't want him murdering Nancy, John Redcorn, or worse still, Joseph.
I dunno what's worse, having a cheaitng wife or having friends that refuse to tell you the truth. What kinda bros would do that?
The ones that don’t wanna tear what little is left of his miserable life apart lel
The ones who love their mowers
Dale's happier that way. They've seen what divorce can do through Bill.
If I have friends and spouse like that, I would cut ties with all of them. People who cares about you won't see you get hurt.
I feel they don't tell him because they know what type of person he is and that it would probably destroy him
“He’s taking some of the fun out of this” When I tell you I LOST it
I just realised the irony of Dale being obsessed with conspiracy theories is that while he sees betrayal and plots in everything he fails to see the truth that right in front of his eyes.
I love Dale’s oblivious behavior towards John Redcorn
The mower scene shows that he knows. He just knows John can`t do anything else in this salutation. Joe is his son not Johns.
Thomas Alvarez na he just doesn’t know
Jake n' Ado Or he’s in denial
He's an idiot.
Thomas Alvarez he just doesn’t know, that’s the joke
"And one day you look up and you're 40. YOU'RE 40 HANK!"
I felt that comment
Where's the lie
Yep I told myself just a few more years guess what I’m still there
Redcorns The original wife’s boyfriend.
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I love how we hear the rock songs get louder as John Redcorn's car is approaching. That detail they put in the show to make it authentic. Like when he pulls up in his jeep listening to "the Stroke" by Billy Squire.
Damn. How can this many people have missed out on King of the Hill?
Too young.
I can safely say no one hated this show
@@logger22 One of my favorite show :) Even met co workers that love it also. Never met anyone that hates KOTH
Wait until you watch the Japanese dubs of KOTH lol
Considering how many different shows and art styles exist, it's highly likely that people just have different interests and just now see things they hadn't because not everyone watches tv or the same tv channel for that matter
Redcorn is kind of a gigantic bastard, but how much he falls apart later on in the show redeems him. There's moments where Bill looks better than he does.
i know i fucking hate john redcorn too he always like making affair on their husband's wives to the point where i actually hate native Americans because of him.
@@wackywoodchuck9283 imagine hating an entire population because of a cartoons
@@wackywoodchuck9283 you hate an entire race because ONE dude sucks?
Not really
I thought most of his best moments came when his character really started to get fleshed out and there were John Redcorn-centered episodes. He was pretty one-note as just 'the guy who was carrying on a long-term affair with Dale's wife'.
I love that when Joseph gets into the later seasons he is fast tall strong and great at football....Dale’s genes all right🤩😅😂
It is, John can't play sports for shit
Yeah you see him try to play kickball? Lol
"how did he know I wanted a beer?"
That just makes me giggle every time.
Joseph will live a long life loving Dale as his father and never so much as glance in Redcorn's direction. Redcorn's biological grandchildren will never even know he existed, but they'll love their grandpappy Dale. Dale has earned the sweetest and most cruel revenge possible and he doesn't even know it. Regardless of how athletic or good looking or charming Redcorn is, Dale will always be twice the man Redcorn can ever hope to be.
You assume it was a competition or that any revenge was wanted.
You put too much into this post
"Dale will always be twice the man Redcorn can ever hope to be."
Well, except for his complete inability to sexually satisfy his wife. But yeah, sure.
Lmao sounds like someone has lived through something similar and is salty 😂
@@inboundonheadingtwo-niner-7196 sexual pleasure doesn't define manhood in my book.
"Y'know, you start doing massage to pay the bills and you tell yourself: just a few more years of this, Johnny. And then one day you look up and you're forty... YOU'RE FORTY, HANK!!!"
-John Redcorn
Sexy Dark Elf728 it hits to the feeeels
8:42
I felt that
Wise beyond his years
This was funny as a kid... At 31.. not as much
I low key love John Redcorn’s character, he just wants to be a rockstar and that’s relatable as fuck
Mood af
Redcorn is a certified dirt bag up until pretty much the end, anyone who fucks his friends wife should be drawn and quartered
Edit: let me add any wife who fucks her husband's friends needs to be drawn and quartered too
@@Lucas-pg2lo I am angry
Angry about elves
he tried in one episode but became a kid musician
@@ianlaswick9505 well then have you heard of the high elves?
John Redcorn had a pretty solid classic rock playlist.
6:40 Even though Lacrosse is a preppy sport now, it was originally played by native Americans, that was a really clever joke
There is a sport played by ancient celts known as hurling that's roughly similar.
Hurling makes modern lacrosse look like a kindergarten tea party...
@@arminiusofgermania Probably has origins with the Iranian tribes. They also have a game in Afghanistan with goat head.
@@devinthierault *INDO*-iranian tribes.
@@arminiusofgermania Hurling and Lacrosse are vastly different sports. And its Irish specifically, "Celts" is too broad a term.
Gotta love Dale in the end, he might be stupid but he has a pure heart. In the end he does reconnect with Nancy and has a good relationship with Joseph. Also gains the respect of john and friendship.
The best possible ending to their arc. Everyone kinda wins.
Dale won the jackpot without even knowing it...
Genesis chapter 1
There were once two very intelligent animals
God admired their tenacity and intuition
he had guided them to the oasis that they now shared
God called them
Ari and Kea
These were the first two people
A beautiful ancestor of womankind
And the handsome predecessor of all mankind
they themselves were not all unalike from the creatures of the earth before they
A species of early man now known as Australopithecus Afarensis
He would see her picking fruits and tending to plants and he quietly admired her presence and passion, she would see him hunting with purpose and respect
She admired his stoicism and rationale
Overtime the male and female grew more and more comfortable with each other
They would leave gifts for one another
It gave them great pleasure to provide for the other
The Woman would conceive a way to record all the gifts that the hunter had left for her each day
She developed a simple counting system that began with one
I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VIII,VIII,IX,X
these numerals the foundation of modern mathematics
She continued until she had counted to 21
Each gift carried his blessings unto her
she was very comfortable with the man she decided to make the first physical contact as she wasn’t sure whether or not the man would
She opened up her arms
And he took her embrace
It was good
This gave them a feeling the woman would call joy
She counted one more gift and marked it as it was XII
Chapter 2
Ari would show Kea the fruits that she had picked climbing the tallest of trees
And he would share with her the meat that he had honorably hunted for in the field that once separated them
They began to make noises with their mouths that would be used to entertain, explain themselves and quarrel amongst themselves
Often considering the sounds they came up with quite amusing
This is how the first Woman invented the first language, she had done so to describe all that she would see in the garden of Eden
And she shared her discovery with who she felt was very special as she felt he had been reason for the discovery
Kea and Ari could now speak to each other
It was a simpler language it illustrated the nature, the animals, and each other
It was a very sweet language and they made many words
Ari began to make a collection of shapes corresponding to the different sounds their mouths could make
She would call them letters
The first alphabet Was 20 letters and contained
A
B
D
F
G
I
J
K
L
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
V
X
Y
Z
They discovered one could arrange these letters to make meaningful words, now they could better express the emotion and character of all that they laid eyes on
there would soon be a word for all that was in the garden of Eden
When they ran out of plants and animals to describe that the two people realized they hadnt yet made words for themselves yet
She wrote a new letter into the dirt that she felt represented her, her husband would do the same, he scribbled The letter M and she came up with the letter VV
He took her hand into his, looked lovingly into her eyes and told her what he was
”I am man”
she smiled and declared
“I am woman”
Now they had a word to describe
All the Things that they loved
The alphabet now had 22 letters
@@teenageblood4531 that was so beautiful it made me want to cum on a hamburger and feed it to a Mormon on a Tuesday.
Peggy "imma just walk into your house without permission" Hill
Lmaooo
But why did they leave the door unlocked in the first place. Lol
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"Ja-haaaawn Redcorn 😠"
"Peh-HEggy Hill 😐"