King Of The Hill: Funniest Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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    King of the Hill is an American animated sitcom created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels that ran from January 12, 1997, to May 6, 2010 on Fox.

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @danwashereman
    @danwashereman 4 года назад +23427

    The fact this show got canceled for The Cleveland Show is an insult.

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 4 года назад +1866

      Most of the original guys left as well. Mike was just doing voices at the end.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 года назад +935

      How I feel about it: 1:30

    • @lorne510
      @lorne510 4 года назад +1108

      at least its not the simpsons and it knew when it should end. however I wouldn't mind one more season of KOTH

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +417

      @@renoloverxoxo to be fair im sure two of the voice actors have since passed away that I know of.

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 4 года назад +755

      It’s sad because king of the hill was probably one of the last American animated shows to actually have pretty good writing. Now the Japanese are the only ones with a monopoly on this.

  • @shadowlugia991
    @shadowlugia991 7 лет назад +7882

    'an F in English? Bobby, you speak english'

  • @warwick802
    @warwick802 4 года назад +6004

    Wow.
    I used to be disappointed whenever this came on after Cartoon Network ended, but now I realise that this is a gold mine of comedy.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 года назад +110

      It certainly is. You oughta watch it on Hulu

    • @thonetanyellowbird-saetern495
      @thonetanyellowbird-saetern495 4 года назад +124

      Avocado Smash I tell hyou hwhat

    • @abrahamdavidcortina923
      @abrahamdavidcortina923 4 года назад +30

      Master you mean Cartoon Network's Adult Swim

    • @sargentd6780
      @sargentd6780 4 года назад +76

      As a second grader I hated it but now as a 7th grader I love it

    • @southside7673
      @southside7673 4 года назад +79

      I used to hate watching this while waiting for the simpsons to come on, on fox 11. Then hated even more when the simpsons would end for an hour of malcolm in the middle now both of these shows are better imo then the simpsons

  • @theenchantedfro
    @theenchantedfro 2 года назад +929

    “An F in English?”
    “Bobby you speak English”
    Hank is hilarious

    • @Jazod
      @Jazod 9 месяцев назад +6

      it's true

    • @Mario-p1m
      @Mario-p1m 3 месяца назад

      No. They are in Texas. That isn't English, it's Murikkkan.

  • @Mrproduct0454
    @Mrproduct0454 3 года назад +5121

    I love how Khan is an unofficial 5th member of the guys.

  • @loganstrait7503
    @loganstrait7503 3 года назад +3156

    The funniest moment in the whole show is when Cotton meets Kahn for the first time and correctly identifies him as Laotian.

  • @anthonyrivera4547
    @anthonyrivera4547 4 года назад +2318

    "You gave him a loaded shotgun?"
    "Well you don't give a kid a toy without batteries"

  • @dyanaprajna4556
    @dyanaprajna4556 Год назад +711

    I didn't really like it as a kid, but as an adult, I freaking love this show. It just has this timelessness that other shows from the same era just didn't have.

    • @charleskadletc2431
      @charleskadletc2431 Год назад +5

      Picket to bring it back on!!!!

    • @aleste3812
      @aleste3812 Год назад +5

      KING OF THE HILL REBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

    • @antifusion
      @antifusion 11 месяцев назад +4

      Some of it hit hella subtle the first time around

    • @christov4120
      @christov4120 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@charleskadletc2431 King of the Hill Reboot Ordered at Hulu With Original Cast - IMDb. A return to Arlen, Texas is in the works at Hulu. A King Of The Hill revival has been ordered by the streaming platform with co-creators Mike Judge and Greg Daniels set to return along with the rest of the original voice cast.

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 23 дня назад

      That's how I was. I didn't understand it as a kid. But when I watched it when I was 20 I loved it. I guess it's a humor that comes with time or something. Maturity idk

  • @satanichispanic2678
    @satanichispanic2678 4 года назад +3464

    "What if somebody wants theirs well done?"
    "We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."

    • @BigNavy8175
      @BigNavy8175 4 года назад +108

      As any sane human being should do

    • @Kaerikillington
      @Kaerikillington 4 года назад +55

      I like my steak well done but it's because I'm a heathen. For some reason I cant handle even the tiniest bit of blood or pinkness aka flavor.

    • @basteagui
      @basteagui 4 года назад +73

      @@Kaerikillington i dont find the more raw parts more flavorful. to the contrary. browning the meat gives it a lot of flavor.
      i draw the line when it starts to toughen.

    • @g--ge9hd
      @g--ge9hd 4 года назад +13

      Shit sounds like i gota leave

    • @notsauer
      @notsauer 4 года назад +9

      It might be even worse than eating steak with ketchup.

  • @christianjohnson7228
    @christianjohnson7228 4 года назад +4352

    “Dang ol’ boo man”
    Boomhaur is the best.

  • @dominicvega9267
    @dominicvega9267 3 года назад +3897

    "So are ya Chinese or Japanese?"
    Lmfao

    • @orion22b48
      @orion22b48 3 года назад +10

      Love ur profile pic, rip Hugh keays Byrne

    • @touxiong4594
      @touxiong4594 3 года назад +17

      Im lao's

    • @SarcyseTiranin
      @SarcyseTiranin 3 года назад +48

      I had to explain once that I was from the state of West Virginia not WESTERN Virginia. Similar energy.

    • @SarcyseTiranin
      @SarcyseTiranin 3 года назад +10

      @Eirenarch GODDAMMIT

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 3 года назад +59

      @@SarcyseTiranin My uncle was at a Hooters in Florida and was asked by a waitress where his accent was from (he has a thick New England accent). he said "New England" and she said "have you ever met the Queen". So yeah lots of dumb in this world

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 2 года назад +3646

    Lets face it you’re officially an adult when you enjoy king of the hill

    • @MPerfect92
      @MPerfect92 Год назад +118

      I think this show can serve as an IQ test of sorts.
      If you find this show funny and understand it’s themes, you’re probably of at least average-above average intelligence.

    • @angriestleftistsangriestleftis
      @angriestleftistsangriestleftis Год назад +367

      @@MPerfect92 Rick and morty fan spotted

    • @aidanfoley6463
      @aidanfoley6463 Год назад +91

      I’ve enjoyed King of the Hill since I was 9. What does that say about me?

    • @camelliasalazar
      @camelliasalazar Год назад +4

      Yes actually.. just about.

    • @quinnsickle5560
      @quinnsickle5560 Год назад +41

      I was enjoying king of the hill when I was a kid. ☠️
      I’m 23 now, and it’s still my favorite animated show of all time.

  • @bconSound
    @bconSound 3 года назад +3261

    Boomhaur as a ghost: Yeah man, talkin bout *B W U A H A H A H A!* Dang ol' boo man"
    That might've been the best thing I have ever seen

  • @kingdomkrook
    @kingdomkrook 4 года назад +1846

    Watching Dale pick up that change is still one of the funniest scenes ever.

    • @bg8224
      @bg8224 4 года назад +15

      ...My card...

    • @tevo7138
      @tevo7138 4 года назад +2

      Hell yea lol

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 4 года назад +10

      Get outta here ya furry bastard

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 года назад +4

      kingdomkrook
      Dale would never do such a thing, everybody knows that coins are still in circulation because the government hides little trackers in each one to track people... especially poor people as rich people can be tracked by their cars, and today by their electronic devices.... I saw that scene as a total screw up in the script....Dale hates the government and would not knowingly acquire government tracking devices without immediately throwing them in an RF blocking pouch (at the time of this cartoon the only known cheap way to do that was with a faraday cage or thick lead lining)....

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +1

      Get out of here you furry bastard

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 4 года назад +4509

    How can you not even include Hank opening a WD-40 can with a smaller WD-40 can?

    • @Harkeilla
      @Harkeilla 3 года назад +82

      Damn right, that’s a good one!
      That WD-40 makes a reappearance in the episode “Hanks on Board”

    • @Canon_Wulf
      @Canon_Wulf 3 года назад +27

      Bryson Kuhn they couldnt include it because that was one of the most useful uses for a can of WD-40... it was more of an instructional video than a funny moment...lol

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 3 года назад +9

      @@Canon_Wulf well I found it ironic and funny lol

    • @tuckman211213
      @tuckman211213 3 года назад +21

      Or when he made sure his level was level using a more expensive level

    • @---Michael---
      @---Michael--- 3 года назад +3

      @@tuckman211213 I do this regularly

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 2 года назад +1441

    2:05 whole scene just kills me. Bill’s scream, Hank deciding to throw loose change instead of his beer and Dale immediately picking it up, the way the raccoon runs, the way Hank sounds, and Dale offering his card for further services after he shooed it off….
    Just a masterpiece

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 2 года назад +7

      Samee

    • @muguly4591
      @muguly4591 Год назад +3

      @Bread And Circuses or me or you

    • @manlikekgabz
      @manlikekgabz Год назад +3

      + the music. 😂

    • @sleepwood3614
      @sleepwood3614 Год назад +13

      + “get outta here ya…. bastard” 😂😂

    • @midnxghtxx6390
      @midnxghtxx6390 Год назад +10

      @Bread And Circuses I used to not like it when I was younger
      Now I wanna know where I can watch this show

  • @youngchrisbaby9009
    @youngchrisbaby9009 3 года назад +658

    “I live in California last twenty year but first come from Laos”
    “Huh”
    “Laos. We’re Laotian”
    “They ocean? What ocean?”

    • @bash8387
      @bash8387 3 года назад +23

      So your Chinese or Japanese

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 3 года назад +2

      Rey mickie rour so fine rour so fine you blow my mind rey mickie

    • @tetravega567
      @tetravega567 3 года назад +4

      Which ocean? Be more pacific!

  • @zacharyjarrells7084
    @zacharyjarrells7084 7 лет назад +1322

    "That daggone, Apocalypse Now, talkin bout daggone "The horror, the horror" ".

  • @ok-tchau
    @ok-tchau 4 года назад +874

    Just like on Silicon Valley, there are no wasted characters on King of the Hill. Every single one has a very unique personality and they're all hilarious. Mike Judge is a genius.

    • @Nothingatall1984
      @Nothingatall1984 4 года назад +10

      Seriously, I watch this EVERY night and it never gets old. He is brilliant

    • @HamuelTheGrey
      @HamuelTheGrey 4 года назад +17

      I think that’s what makes a good show great. That’s why I like futurama. Each character has a unique personality which is entertaining enough to not need constant comedy.

    • @whiteveilreaper8996
      @whiteveilreaper8996 2 года назад +1

      I'm your 666th like

  • @MispeledStalion
    @MispeledStalion Год назад +204

    Having recently moved to Texas, I can confirm that King of the Hill is the greatest documentary ever made.

    • @djoh615893
      @djoh615893 Год назад +9

      I lived there for 12 years and Texas is better than any television except King of the Hill, and this is exactly on the money

    • @gamefather9105
      @gamefather9105 Год назад +14

      Born and raise in north Texas. My dad sounded like Hank hill and I can understand the boomhauer language perfectly

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset 5 месяцев назад +1

      is it worth moving to Texas, cause this show got me sold

    • @leanajo754
      @leanajo754 Месяц назад

      Parts of my childhood in southeast Texas was kind of similar, especially with my Dad and his friends in my early childhood. They all loved beer, working on cars, and my Dad loved to mow the lawn. Yes, similar. LOL!

  • @Robert-goose1
    @Robert-goose1 7 лет назад +6809

    "You gave him a loaded shotgun?!"
    "You don't give 'em a toy without batteries."

    • @phlyislyfe8130
      @phlyislyfe8130 7 лет назад +80

      Robertas S. LMAO THAT PART PLAYED RIGHT WHEN I READ IT

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 4 года назад +133

      That something my grandfather would have said. R.I.P. paw paw.

    • @TheRavioler
      @TheRavioler 4 года назад +11

      @@greyknightjusticar8412 ok

    • @TheFreekill17
      @TheFreekill17 4 года назад +8

      spartan blueteam ok

    • @TheRavioler
      @TheRavioler 4 года назад +5

      @@TheFreekill17 ok

  • @siyanda8502
    @siyanda8502 Год назад +324

    "The horror, the horror" gets me every time 😂😂

    • @Legndsnvrdie78
      @Legndsnvrdie78 Год назад +9

      Crazy underrated, idk why no one else has mentioned this yet

    • @nivea7481
      @nivea7481 Год назад +11

      it always gets a chuckle outta me like why he say it like that 😂😂

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 7 месяцев назад +3

      I believe it’s a direct reference to “Heart of Darkness” by Joseph Conrad

  • @fuku2220
    @fuku2220 7 лет назад +566

    I never realized how subtle that joke was when Joseph had go ask for permission and dale replied with ask your mother

    • @mazing32able
      @mazing32able 4 года назад +52

      He knew it wasn't his kid

    • @shadywiskerz
      @shadywiskerz 4 года назад +7

      mazing32able he knows but not to the same extent of knowledge that we have on the situation

    • @ThatCatfulCat
      @ThatCatfulCat 4 года назад +21

      @@mazing32able He thinks Joseph is an alien child

    • @Sara88890
      @Sara88890 Год назад

      @@mazing32able I thought the joke was that Nancy makes all of the decisions.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 4 года назад +412

    11:04 "pocket sand!"
    my family has been quoting this for as long as I can remember

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 3 года назад +15

      Everybody should keep pocket sand.

    • @Jezza_C_WT
      @Jezza_C_WT 3 года назад +14

      @@beeragainsthumanity1420 Yeah, I'm gonna start keeping pocket sand.

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 3 года назад +6

      Shi shawww!!.

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 3 года назад +5

      You shoulda seen the KOTH rpg threads on 4chan where everyone pretended like it was an mmorpg and pocket sand was one of dales skills that was OP and constantly getting nerfed

    • @scoldedegg
      @scoldedegg 3 года назад +2

      Im mr big😂😂

  • @Rednexican816
    @Rednexican816 4 года назад +868

    "Hank Hill, you ruin my life, what can I do for you?" Honestly, I feel like Kahn had some of the best lines in the show!

    • @wallpaperman9051
      @wallpaperman9051 3 года назад +15

      Hey Hank Hill, who’s guarding the garbage cans in the alley?

    • @WDCallahan
      @WDCallahan 3 года назад +41

      You ever notice that Khan is an anagram for Hank?

    • @piginasuit6323
      @piginasuit6323 3 года назад +3

      Pocket sand!

    • @chriswalkey2050
      @chriswalkey2050 3 года назад +8

      “Hahaha kiss my ass”

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 3 года назад +7

      So what is he now? Chinese or Japanese?

  • @AimingWanderously
    @AimingWanderously Год назад +129

    The scene where Boomhauer relates the story from his perspective and all the characters have his speech mannerisms but his speech is normal is quite possibly the best scene in the whole series, at least top 3.

  • @anddrestorres9888
    @anddrestorres9888 3 года назад +1028

    This show gets so much better , when you get older and you can actually understand all the jokes.

    • @quinnsickle5560
      @quinnsickle5560 Год назад +6

      For real.

    • @AimingWanderously
      @AimingWanderously Год назад +2

      “That's one heck of a shoe tree, Hank.” “Yup, Peggy's birthday is coming and she hinted she wanted something for... 'in the bedroom.' ”.

    • @Sapphirethedog2024
      @Sapphirethedog2024 Год назад +1

      Do u like king of the hill.

    • @dougieo1991
      @dougieo1991 8 месяцев назад

      Idk I’m 32 and still got get it yet (but I wanna)

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 8 месяцев назад

      It's even better understanding the jokes and being a southerner.
      I can actually understand Boomhauer. Most of the time.

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 4 года назад +886

    “...sir , I’m going to need you speak slower.. I can’t understand a word you’re saying..
    “DANG...OL....MEGA LO MART!!...”

  • @heyleepurcell7218
    @heyleepurcell7218 2 года назад +690

    It will never fail to amaze me that the same man that created Beavis & Butthead is the same man that created Hank Hill

    • @marlonelliot8943
      @marlonelliot8943 Год назад +29

      Tom Andersen was the connection.

    • @brooksseverson9452
      @brooksseverson9452 Год назад +31

      Also the same guy that created Office Space and Idiocracy

    • @menomisespeanut
      @menomisespeanut Год назад +5

      Tails From The Tourbus too. 10/10 highly recommend

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +15

      What do you mean? Beavis and Butthead is brilliant too.

    • @mattmorrow7777
      @mattmorrow7777 Год назад

      And Frog Baseball

  • @btlietz
    @btlietz 4 года назад +609

    "Soccer was invented by european ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking." Rofl pure gold

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @joshuafouse1715
      @joshuafouse1715 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 3 года назад +2

      this show is timeless

    • @pelybi
      @pelybi 3 года назад

      it is clear that they have never seen historical Florentine football, invented in the XIII century. Take a look dudes.

    • @btlietz
      @btlietz 3 года назад +4

      @@pelybi nobody cares

  • @trol_8889
    @trol_8889 7 лет назад +606

    "Firm but with little give. Yup, these are medium rare."
    "What if somebody wants their's well done?"
    "We ask them politely and firmly to leave."

    • @talradlandheart6075
      @talradlandheart6075 4 года назад +6

      It's likely those crazy germaphobes that request that. :p

    • @mattboyer9689
      @mattboyer9689 4 года назад +43

      George B no it just tastes better than well done

    • @Intendman
      @Intendman 4 года назад +8

      @@mattboyer9689 everyone has different taste s though

    • @Durva360
      @Durva360 4 года назад +31

      @George B why would you waste perfectly good meat by cooking it well done? If I buy top tier steak and you ask for it well done I might just have to kick your ass

    • @electronbeing5473
      @electronbeing5473 4 года назад +27

      @George B cuz it's much juicier and enjoyable to eat when it's rare. Not all this man testicle business you're dreaming about, that's just you weirdo

  • @JBZofficial812
    @JBZofficial812 4 года назад +3134

    I used to hate this show. It's an absolute masterpiece however.

    • @sarenhs4535
      @sarenhs4535 4 года назад +356

      When I was young I hated it but I recently started watching it. Is fucking amazing

    • @JBZofficial812
      @JBZofficial812 4 года назад +28

      @@sarenhs4535 Exactly

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 4 года назад +283

      @@sarenhs4535 yep, as a kid, I used to think King of the Hill was so boring but, as an adult, I finally watched it and it instantly became one of my favorite shows. It's mostly dry humor, but it's hilarious when you know the characters so well 🤣

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 4 года назад +10

      I had never heard of it but after watching a few vidoes of it i need to watch more of it

    • @BobV97
      @BobV97 4 года назад +41

      *It’s a grow-er, not a show-er, yes?*

  • @erniebuchinski3614
    @erniebuchinski3614 2 года назад +34

    2:50 - "Redneck boy getting busy with lawn clipping!"
    Gotta love Kahn.

  • @goaway5152
    @goaway5152 3 года назад +363

    Boomhauer trying to do that emergency call was hilarious af.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 7 лет назад +2444

    This is such a great show. Mainly because of how mundane the conflict always is. Here I am losing family members and family dogs to cancer and old age, and all I have to do to get away is to realize how well I reacted, compared to Hank who loses his shit over his lawn. Now that's giving the people what they want.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 7 лет назад +57

      It makes the best YTP too

    • @jollygreengamers5625
      @jollygreengamers5625 7 лет назад +3

      Jaystings yeah pretty much

    • @joeydebow
      @joeydebow 7 лет назад +56

      A lot of heavy shit happens on this show.

    • @jooyeon1926
      @jooyeon1926 7 лет назад +34

      My grandpa who passed away loved this show, whenever i feel like crap i watch one of the cult fav shows from the 90s brings back happy memories haha this show is part of my childhood memories!

    • @derrickjones131
      @derrickjones131 7 лет назад +9

      Always have to make it about you neckbeard?

  • @meatloaf0122
    @meatloaf0122 2 года назад +129

    Dale picking up pennies gets me everytime😂

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263
    @laserdiscisawesome1263 3 года назад +454

    7:43 I love how everyone in boomhauers head talks like him but he talks normal

  • @jacobwright6426
    @jacobwright6426 4 года назад +283

    “I didn’t know it was charcoal, I THOUGHT IT WAS DRUGS”- Peggy

    • @kakumee
      @kakumee 4 года назад +4

      My favorite!!

    • @deesnutz334
      @deesnutz334 4 года назад +3

      There's soot under my boys fingers. You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel

  • @that_one_guy_named_rami
    @that_one_guy_named_rami 4 года назад +613

    “I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe.” - Peggy Hill

    • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
      @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 4 года назад +46

      @That_One_Guy_Named_Rami "I have too many good anuses to be working in a cigar factory." - Peggy Hill

    • @MarcoGamer640Productions2012
      @MarcoGamer640Productions2012 4 года назад +24

      She meant to say I’m so embarrassed haha, it’s translating how the judge understood it.

    • @justinwilliams5253
      @justinwilliams5253 4 года назад +4

      @pbhtllt yup and años vs anos. Years vs anus

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 2 года назад +20

    My favorite Hank Hill quote:
    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll kick your ass!"

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 4 года назад +1668

    Peggy is so narcissistic that she pulls out a calculator and a pen to pretend it's a Palm Pad just so she won't be outclassed by Minh. Wow.

    • @CigaretteCrayon
      @CigaretteCrayon 4 года назад +155

      Yeah her arrogance is showcased in a lot of episodes, and she's usually due for a little comeuppance.

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 4 года назад +15

      @Xavier Martinez We know.
      That's why its funny to point it out.

    • @killjoykilljoy8443
      @killjoykilljoy8443 4 года назад +12

      The dark peggy theory deals with that check it out its really interesting

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 4 года назад +2

      killjoy killjoy
      Dark Peggy?

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 4 года назад +10

      @Brotato Chip I think given how Peggy acts, this is narcissism.

  • @Bingo_Betty
    @Bingo_Betty 4 года назад +192

    "sure son, you can ask your mom" dale's character gets me every time lol

  • @generalians
    @generalians 2 года назад +34

    We still quote that "firmly and yet kindly to leave" all the time at my house. Legit has the whole family in stitches every time.

  • @NotSure109
    @NotSure109 7 лет назад +422

    "Did the Soupanousenphones come through the fence?"
    "No Bobby, Khan applied the legal way. Some times the system fails us."

  • @nightshadehelis9821
    @nightshadehelis9821 2 года назад +39

    I never understood Hank as a kid and laughed at how "over the top" he was as a kid. Now I'm an adult and I married and purchased my first house. Nothing in this world beats mowing my own lawn. It beats doing drugs.

    • @georgeapaton9591
      @georgeapaton9591 11 месяцев назад +1

      I read that last part in Hanks voice 😂

  • @cenoviopereira8603
    @cenoviopereira8603 2 года назад +113

    I love how Hank Hill is portrayed as super up-tight but he would rather throw money at a raccoon then to waste his beer. Than Dale picks up the change, that's gold.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Год назад +6

      A handful of pennies is worth less than a decent beer, I'll tell ya hwat.

  • @gostriderblack
    @gostriderblack 4 года назад +175

    Boomhauers version of the fire at the fire station is pure gold.
    Dang'ole GEE.

  • @exisgameplay
    @exisgameplay 3 года назад +559

    "goddang it are those my pecan sandies?!?"
    "that was dinner 😞"
    classic

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 3 года назад +6

      Pecan sandies

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 года назад +6

      now i want pecan sandies

    • @invadermaythe1st
      @invadermaythe1st 3 года назад +3

      They really delivered those lines perfectly

    • @TheABElia
      @TheABElia 2 года назад +1

      ‘Old Top’ is easily one of my favorite characters along with Hank’s Dad & Dale

    • @benjaminstacy3227
      @benjaminstacy3227 2 года назад +2

      I love that scene, but that is the sound of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 3 года назад +658

    The whole raccoon in the cooler bit really cracks me up, Bill shrieking when he opens the cooler, hank nearly throwing his beer at the raccoon before he reconsiders & throws loose change instead, & Dale immediately picking up Hank’s coins & later giving hank his business card for the removal of the raccoon is the cherry on top

    • @Xac.Taylor
      @Xac.Taylor 2 года назад +13

      I die every time he calls him a little bastard in that episode🤣

    • @tsheposizwephokojoe6855
      @tsheposizwephokojoe6855 2 года назад +4

      "My card"

    • @Xac.Taylor
      @Xac.Taylor 2 года назад +3

      @@tsheposizwephokojoe6855 🤣

    • @ChrisCarpenter-d5e
      @ChrisCarpenter-d5e 2 года назад

      Fury bastard!

    • @backing5284
      @backing5284 2 года назад +2

      I missed half of what happened until I read your comment thanks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adrianlowery7175
    @adrianlowery7175 4 года назад +321

    9:44
    *in the most grisliest, raspiest voice*
    “The horror... The horror...”

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like a Vietnam veteran after seeing his friends blown up to pieces.

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 4 года назад +4

      Those are the last words spoken by Kurtz, an enigmatic character of Joseph Conrad's "The heart of Darkness". Incredible book, really shows the horrors of colonization and imperialism. Would reccomend reading

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 4 года назад

      The only time he spoke English.

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 2 года назад +11

    One of my all time favorite lines of comedy is from King of the Hill.
    "How long have you been sitting there?"
    "... Forty five years."

  • @paperbagheadofficial9542
    @paperbagheadofficial9542 4 года назад +330

    3:14 as a Texan myself, I can confirm Hank’s words to be true

    • @PismotHello
      @PismotHello 4 года назад +24

      As a texan, boomhauer is ME

    • @immaggiethesenilegoldenret7918
      @immaggiethesenilegoldenret7918 4 года назад +14

      PaperBagHead Official I lived in Texas for three years, so I concur! 😂 This show really captures the vibe of Texas culture!!

    • @pyschomoon6919
      @pyschomoon6919 4 года назад +16

      You might be texan if you understand boomhauer without any issues

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 4 года назад

      As a fellow Texan I can confirm it's still happening

    • @opticfloyyyd
      @opticfloyyyd 4 года назад

      Indeed amigo

  • @keithdimas3915
    @keithdimas3915 3 года назад +187

    “No Bobby Con applied the Legal way, sometimes the system fails us” 😂😂😂

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 7 лет назад +633

    11:05 POCKET SAND!!

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 7 лет назад +37

      Sh-sh-shaaa

    • @theengineerisengiehere1517
      @theengineerisengiehere1517 7 лет назад +21

      Pocket Sand.
      When times get rough, use pocket sand.
      Warning pocket sand is not a real product and therefor you cannot sue Dale. Youse when your injuring another person, cutting objects, or investing via huffing, snorting, or syringe for best results.
      May also be used to make emergency sand sculptors with pocket bucket.

    • @thatoneguysteve85
      @thatoneguysteve85 7 лет назад +11

      I started watching this video telling myself if it didnt have pocket sand, it would be a lie

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 7 лет назад +2

      +PocketSand Dude you are a legend

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 7 лет назад

      ***** yes! Blind this som'bitch! Lol

  • @caellumwoodward
    @caellumwoodward Год назад +43

    I couldn't stop laughing at this part at 11:04 "Pocket Sand!" LMAO! 😂

    • @josepoika5388
      @josepoika5388 Год назад +2

      Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation, but hath passed from death unto life.
      This verse is from the Christian Holy Bible, and the speaker is Jesus Christ.
      My friend!
      Your sins (All bad deeds, thoughts, neglect of duty in the good things that belong to you, e.g. all wrongdoing is a sin!)
      Your debt before God has been paid, and therefore you can pray for example: God, Jesus, I am a sinner, forgive my sins, and become the Lord of my heart, and give me your Good Spirit!
      YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF GOING TO HEAVEN BUT JESUS ​​CHRIST, THE LIVING SON OF THE LIVING GOD!!

    • @sirrilo7539
      @sirrilo7539 3 месяца назад +1

      @@josepoika5388You’re probably a bot, but please stop proselytizing people in the comments.

    • @UnknownUser-fe5zu
      @UnknownUser-fe5zu 3 месяца назад +1

      It actually works very well

  • @k.a.s1812
    @k.a.s1812 4 года назад +182

    7:28 boomhaur speaking correctly

    • @Delta_4k
      @Delta_4k 4 года назад +6

      It’s.....
      Unnatural

  • @wvman2374
    @wvman2374 7 лет назад +204

    hard to believe this show premiered TWENTY years ago

  • @idahoandude3284
    @idahoandude3284 2 года назад +20

    I never got the appeal of this show until I hit my twenties. It's actually a pretty wholesome show at times. Hank Hill is a top 5 favorite animated character on my all-time list.

    • @idahoandude3284
      @idahoandude3284 Год назад

      @Bread And Circuses you know, other than all of the people who like hank hill, I think you have a point...

  • @deltaplus9k23
    @deltaplus9k23 2 года назад +47

    7:28
    In Boomhauer's mind he is the only one who talks normally while everyone else speaks gibberish.

  • @catalan500_8
    @catalan500_8 4 года назад +218

    “And let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his pornography”

  • @Infinitecow
    @Infinitecow 3 года назад +125

    Kahn singing the wrong part of the song while the other part plays in the background is way too relatable

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад +3

      Oh Mickey you so fine I wanna believe!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gorillanipples1053
    @gorillanipples1053 4 года назад +146

    "An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"
    Lmao

    • @hunterrosier4426
      @hunterrosier4426 4 года назад +1

      I saw this as soon as he said it

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 3 года назад

      rick and morty stole that joke and did it shittier

    • @Original_Qksks
      @Original_Qksks 3 года назад

      You copy max1milly’s comment

    • @carmadme
      @carmadme 3 года назад

      Eh I got a e in English
      I am English

  • @anju21sejo
    @anju21sejo 7 лет назад +622

    if someone ever tries to make a King of the Hill live action movie. PLEASE, PLEASE get Mathew Mcconaughey. To play Boonhaward. I would pay yo see that.

    • @veradinx
      @veradinx 7 лет назад +23

      But then who would play Rad Tibedeaux, pronounced Tibedayox-ox?

    • @imbatmanbitchh
      @imbatmanbitchh 4 года назад +1

      Yess

    • @MTDfilms
      @MTDfilms 4 года назад

      I volunteer as tribute

    • @jamesgarrity3532
      @jamesgarrity3532 4 года назад +3

      “ you know it’s alright,alright,dang ol alright.”

    • @Msfriedchicken22
      @Msfriedchicken22 4 года назад +1

      Or Brad Pitt

  • @DickiMonster
    @DickiMonster 4 года назад +509

    “Do I look like I know what a jpg is I just want a dam picture a hot dog”

  • @juliandavidson2409
    @juliandavidson2409 4 года назад +224

    “Dang ol BOO man”

  • @antoniomaldonado8876
    @antoniomaldonado8876 2 года назад +14

    2:06 This scene alone tells you the different personalities of Hank and his friends

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 3 года назад +129

    Bobby: Did the Souphanousinphone's come through the fence?
    Hank: No Bobby, Kahn applied the _legal_ way. Sometimes, the system fails us.
    LMAO, this show is such a gem.

  • @julianlopez320
    @julianlopez320 7 лет назад +344

    DANG..... OL.... MEGALO-MART...

  • @acegrimhowli4639
    @acegrimhowli4639 4 года назад +216

    I love New Orleans Bobby. “Lawd I’m gettin’ a touch of the vapuhs”

    • @randymarsh5088
      @randymarsh5088 4 года назад +23

      “This flower is wilting”

    • @dollface9639
      @dollface9639 3 года назад

      My Lawd!

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 3 года назад +1

      The vapors is gas is farting, Bobby was announcing his farts.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад

      I think I’ll give room service a jangle…

  • @indicatoker420
    @indicatoker420 2 года назад +41

    This show is amazing. I just love it. Despite all the differences they have, they're just human. The Hank is an anagram for Khan gives it away a lot. They have their differences but are alike in many ways. Hank tries to push bobby into sports and it does not work whatsoever, Khan pushes Connie into studying and learning the violin which obviously works. Hank represents our obsession with fuels (propane being the metaphor) while Khan represents our obsession with materialistic stuff.
    I could say loads about this show. Like how Dale would approve of Bobby if he was his son, and hank would approve of Joseph if he was his son.
    Unhealthy sex lives and emotion repression is a big thing in the show.
    It's very well put together.

    • @josepoika5388
      @josepoika5388 Год назад

      Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation, but hath passed from death unto life.
      This verse is from the Christian Holy Bible, and the speaker is Jesus Christ.
      My friend!
      Your sins (All bad deeds, thoughts, neglect of duty in the good things that belong to you, e.g. all wrongdoing is a sin!)
      Your debt before God has been paid, and therefore you can pray for example: God, Jesus, I am a sinner, forgive my sins, and become the Lord of my heart, and give me your Good Spirit!
      YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF GOING TO HEAVEN BUT JESUS ​​CHRIST, THE LIVING SON OF THE LIVING GOD!!

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 7 лет назад +142

    "Mr. Strickland I love you!"
    that shit had me rolling

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 7 лет назад +3

      kelly shea got to tht as I read your comment hahaha

  • @zeppelin9776
    @zeppelin9776 4 года назад +331

    What about:
    *Peggy in a full body cast laying in the hospital talking to hank*
    *Cotton walks in*
    Hank whadja do to yer wife, I didn't teach you that!🤣😂

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 3 года назад

      Mike Judge was going to let Peggy die from that parachute jump, but changed his mind.

    • @brikshoe6259
      @brikshoe6259 3 года назад

      Which, if you think about it, actually seems like a contradiction for Cotton's personality.

  • @xxExoticButterzxx
    @xxExoticButterzxx 4 года назад +473

    That time hank tried to kill himself with a garden hose

    • @tetsusiega2
      @tetsusiega2 4 года назад +6

      XxExoticButterzxX haven’t we all

  • @kaitao8208
    @kaitao8208 7 месяцев назад +3

    im 14 just came across this show a couple months ago and its brilliant. everyone thinks its boring but its so therapeutic and calming. fr a comfort show

  • @17vmrivas
    @17vmrivas 3 года назад +190

    The microwave part was fkn hilarious.
    "How is that even possible?"

    • @Eclipton
      @Eclipton 3 года назад +2

      That's a very good question. Obviously, some electrician had too much free time on his hands.

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 3 года назад +7

      @@Eclipton It's more likely that the room was wired by someone who didn't know what they were doing. By appearances, the outlet was wired in series with the light fixture, rather than in parallel as it should have been. Because of this, the light switch was able to open and close the circuit for that outlet. If it had been wired in parallel, the outlet would have been unaffected by the switch in the light fixture.

    • @t.namikaze8237
      @t.namikaze8237 2 года назад +1

      @@johns6014 That still doesn't answer how the microwave starts without anyone pressing the "Start Button" on the microwave.

    • @deepfry70
      @deepfry70 2 года назад

      @@t.namikaze8237 its a _very_ poorly designed microwave

  • @chellewill8119
    @chellewill8119 4 года назад +65

    As many many times as I've seen these episodes, I never noticed Minh doing that nonchalant clapping for Kahn's Mickey🎵 tooo funny!!!

  • @peterkovach8655
    @peterkovach8655 Год назад +1

    "Maybe you want to put a little lacquer in that varnish"

  • @Soup0066
    @Soup0066 4 года назад +247

    Me: *hears boomhoweir speak clearly*
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @mr.nobody68
      @mr.nobody68 3 года назад +5

      Boomhauer

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +1

      I so very much need to know what episode was that and what on Earth was the context

    • @thebigturkey1039
      @thebigturkey1039 3 года назад +1

      @@tejaswoman I don’t remember exactly what episode but the context was each of the friends stories on how they burnt down the fire station. I don’t remember how it actually went down but I remember bits and pieces of the episode.

  • @cavernadofilme5651
    @cavernadofilme5651 3 года назад +94

    10:27 he’s a ww2 veteran and he knows not to give a toy without batteries. Now that’s being a thoughtful person 😂

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 2 года назад

      no he's not a ww2 veteran.
      he's an average american.

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 2 года назад +1

      @@AymenZero either way, he killed fiddy men

    • @EncIave-
      @EncIave- Год назад +1

      ​@@AymenZerobut he is a vet

  • @2x_Rey
    @2x_Rey 4 года назад +75

    Bobby: What if someone wants there's well done
    Hank: We ask them nicely but firmly to leave

  • @levay8224
    @levay8224 Год назад +14

    13:04😂😂very relatable when holding my cat while it looks at me with a blank stare

  • @tunerimpala5658
    @tunerimpala5658 4 года назад +72

    “Dad can I?”
    “Sure son you can ask your mom” 😂😂😂

  • @douglasvangorder2271
    @douglasvangorder2271 7 лет назад +213

    _Dang. Ol. Meglo. Mart. Like BOOM man._

  • @StopNuclearBallisticMissle
    @StopNuclearBallisticMissle 7 месяцев назад +3

    As I got older, the more I understand King of the Hill. They should bring it back.

  • @LIONAL5
    @LIONAL5 4 года назад +83

    "Yeah man talking bout MWAHAHAHAAAA dang ol' boo! Man!"

  • @SharikSobaka
    @SharikSobaka 3 года назад +81

    “For God sakes Hank. Act like an adult man. And keep it down guys, will you. I am trying to get through an article on vintage camaros and I’ve been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.”

    • @bodie12333
      @bodie12333 3 года назад +5

      That part was hilarious, where everyone was talking like boomhauer normally talks.

  • @Cub__
    @Cub__ 2 года назад +9

    King of the Hill was is an absolute classic, one of my favorites.. I watched as a kid.

  • @ian5420
    @ian5420 4 года назад +50

    Everyone wants to talk about gun control but nobody talks about the most dangerous weapon of all...
    *POCKET SAND*

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 года назад +3

      Oi, you got a license for that _sand?_

  • @versacelettuce414
    @versacelettuce414 4 года назад +125

    7:27 the greatest scene ever made

    • @Gold-Entertainment
      @Gold-Entertainment 4 года назад +4

      Why the FUCK is boomhauer talking normally?!!

    • @kobeverhavert5795
      @kobeverhavert5795 4 года назад +27

      Au-Entertainment i think it was a flashback told from boomhauers perspective

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, it's from his perspective, so to him everyone else talks weird.

    • @squish540
      @squish540 4 года назад +1

      0:55 is better

    • @randymarsh5088
      @randymarsh5088 4 года назад +1

      That is in the top five for sure . Up there with the two cans of wd40 .

  • @joeydebow
    @joeydebow 7 лет назад +348

    you could literally show any random clips and it would be funny.

  • @elliottpaine9259
    @elliottpaine9259 2 года назад +9

    2:14 he didnt want to throw his beer so found some coin instead!! LOL

  • @zeked4200
    @zeked4200 4 года назад +54

    "Therefore I am now going to drive over there...baby."
    Hank's face when he says "baby" had me dying 😆 😆 😆 He got all intense for a second...you know Hank keeps his pimp hand strong 😆 😆 😆

  • @colina1330
    @colina1330 4 года назад +42

    "Remember that time we had breakfast for dinner?"
    "Never again."

  • @Christenloves1999
    @Christenloves1999 2 года назад +26

    9:19 bill went from laughing to crying. His mood changed quickly.

  • @westwhales5320
    @westwhales5320 7 лет назад +482

    The one show Conservatives and Liberals can love together.

    • @SebastianGonzalez-cf1jl
      @SebastianGonzalez-cf1jl 4 года назад +20

      West Whales hell yeah

    • @kris-wj3wj
      @kris-wj3wj 4 года назад +4

      @Richard Magsig ooOOOHHH can't wait for you to change the world by doing jack shit man! lmao

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 10 месяцев назад +2

    "If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    Man, if Hank Hill was a public speaker, and spoke out against global warming, the world wouldn't be threatened by climate change

  • @extantpoet9331
    @extantpoet9331 3 года назад +59

    "I look like a jackass."

  • @frankbouttabag5263
    @frankbouttabag5263 3 года назад +89

    I found it pretty funny when Hank was gonna throw his beer at the raccoon but then reaches into his pocket to throw change then Dale picks it up 🤣

  • @thetruth2509
    @thetruth2509 4 года назад +41

    Highly underrated and possibly the best sitcom ever on television.

    • @deckgun31
      @deckgun31 2 года назад

      Just like this comment. Highly underrated!

  • @ownstyle5878
    @ownstyle5878 2 года назад +6

    ”Sometimes the system fails us” 😂
    Man I love Hank Hill 😄