@@gurt.yuri3378 well yes, vut only if you have proof that the parents are also allowing it. Otherwise It's just okay for 14 year old to have sex with people up to 18. And i bet no parent would allow someone who is way older than their child to have sex with them. It's stil prettx shitty tho
@@wizardwolf1020 wow, that's a really powerful way of putting it, and surprisingly accurate too. Also that scene is also extra sad now considering her actress's death last year.
I think this show does such an amazing job of presenting a dickbag character and peice by peice explaining how they got that way Mallory was a hard women not built for parenting and yet still she has those precious little moments of humanity and don't even get me started on Pam's progression thats how u develop a character this show was so good it fell off but still brilliant writing and just a show that was truly awesome..back when u had to wait for it and u couldn't wait for it to come on your TV.....Phrasing
Season 2 was my favorite. Nearly every episode was top notch. My favorite single episode of all time is the Swamp Boat episode. Excellent dialogue in that one between Archer and Lana.
It was completely clear to me he wasn't Hitler. Reason being Hitler is mostly depicted in a military uniform. Young Archer was wearing "hat and tails". Chaplin character was a "bozo" yet dignified.
15:16 with Pam's "Who taught you how to punch your husband?" Always cracks me up. Definitely team Pam. And I love Barry's delivery at 20:18 of "Oh, for Jesus did you even try?!!!" Sorry, sorry, editted: 8:26 As one does I come back to this video after three years, nd hear "Hush hush, what what?" what happens. Stomach aching? Check. Tears of laughter streaming from my eyes? Check. man This is gold.
"No! I am not sharing a room with you." "No, I'm sharing it with _you_ and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens." "Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?"
Sage Ninja jerry hands down, at least cyril is self aware and competent enough to somewhat do his job, jerry is just completely without hope and is completely delusional about his behavior and how insignificant his pointless existence really is
Great compilation, although you cut out the best part of that one part where Ray was like "my mama always told me how much she loved me" and Mallory was like "yes and look how you turned out". There's a long pause and Ray goes "um... with high self esteem?"
Basically, she cares in the sense that he's her son and she has to but she doesn't like him or have much of a bond with him since she worked in espionage and rarely got to see him while he was growing up. (like in that one scene where she came back from some long mission and Sterling wouldn't go to her because he barely remembered her)
actually surprised archer never hunted down barry and killed him. like i get they needed the plot but realistically its what archer would have done. and the dude infiltrated the KGB without trouble before so i see no reason he couldnt do it again.
I think its cus Katiya ended up with Barry and to keep her happy he didnt, but then they broke up so. I dont see why they didnt do anything else again over katiya after he woke up from a coma. Maybe cus she probably is the least selfish of them all and wont interfere with Archer and his daughters life, even silly as it sounds for them when Archer told her he wont endanger the relationship he was having with lana again for a short time
@@Littlegoblinfatface why the hell would you watch a video titled best of archer season 2 if you dislike archer? stop wasting your time and watch something you like or whatever
Lsd tends to make symptoms in schizphrenic patients stronger. Krieger gave Cheryl lsd, and she then takes it constantly during the following seasons, therefore crazy cheryl is explained by this.
Marina The Octoling no when hes knocked out in the bathroom, pam tries to screw him, lana pulls her outta there, ray walks in and all you hear is his pants getting unzipped
The references fly hard and fast. At 5:18 Woodhouse is sitting with American writer and heroin addict William Seward Burroughs shooting heroin as that was Burroughs vice of choice. Woodhouse bets he can shoot a pina colada glass off the head of Burroughs common-law wife Joan Vollmer. That is based on actual events. Burroughs and Vollmer had fled to Mexico to escape U.S. authorities on drug charges. At a party one night a heavily intoxicated Burroughs suggested he and Vollmer play the "William Tell act" though neither had done so previously. She put a highball glass on her head and Burroughs was to use his revolver to shoot it off. Only his aim was a bit too low. He then fled Mexico back to the U.S. to escape those charges. Wild times.
@@Orbowitz In one episode they made reference to "Lemon Party" as two characters passed a partially open door revealing three older men..."Lemon Party." Not to mention Family Guy: Stewie complains about the video Brian showed him, "Two Girls One Cup." Chris is dancing to "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus naked in his bedroom with his junk tucked putting on lipstick and saying to himself "Would you do me? I'd do me" when Peter unexpectedly opens the door, is shocked into silence, and slowly backs out. Excellent use of memes.
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“Emotions of love actually come from the brain”
“Yes, or LSD”
MY FRIEND ARTHUR!
Mine comes out of my penis...in sad, milky tears.
@@grinningintheirface2685 phrasing BOOM!
Cyril "That explains alot"
@@jeromebirth2693 "I THOUGHT THEY WERE BREATH STRIPS" Chyrl
"Krieger's a doctor."
"Not a *medical* doctor!"
"Not even the other kind..."
I have always wondered what did he mean by other kind.
@@racingfanz4762 Presumably the academic kind, as the only other kind is a timelord.
@@Lorgar64 TIMELORD KRIEGER!!!! What a series that would be!
Technically
CaptainAWESOME117 one of his best lines
R.I.P Jessica Walter. A goddess of comedy.
💔💔💔 she was great!
May she rest easy...
@Rusty Shackleford keep in mind she didn't have favourites tho
Can't belive I found out through yt comments
I was looking forward to more seasons of archer too
“Apparently slavery was pretty awesome.”
“Prove it!”
“What’s to prove? It’s free labor.”
Malory: “Not that ass”
@@Goddrip23 Noone said it was awesome for the slaves
@@cruc1fye who cares they didn't have rites that's part of what was awesome about it
@@maximusgennaro5342 Wait no
@@maximusgennaro5342
Damn dude, hope you get reincarnated as factory farm food
This show has so many running gags that it will give Spongebob a run for it's money
Ever seen the show Get Smart? Around 20 or so just for the main character alone...
Not EVEN comparable...
*cough* arrested Development *cough*
and community
I think SpongeBob has them beat. Especially with how much the meme culture loves SpongeBob.
“You can’t tattoo a baby!”
“That’s what the tattoo guy said, I had to slip him a hundred extra bucks.”
Bruh
"how about I pay someone $100 to throw.. acid in your face"
@@darlenebuck9912 ,
“I bet it costs more than that,..to buy acid trinette”
'Best of Archer" is like trying to choose a favorite child....
Right
which, spoiler alert, every parent secretly does
My parents didn't seem to find that last part too difficult
* *sad noises* *
Nathan Jubber 😂, same!
Arigato Senpai Some of them you like even more than your blood.
Rest In Peace Malory Archer. _(Jessica Walters)_ 1946-2021 this year sucks already...
Rip
@@TheGuyfromValhalla damn
New fan heard some time ago but rip
Aww man. I had no idea. Will this year ever stop sucking? Rip Jessica Walters. She was legendary.
It’s about to get worse.
_"What is it?! The Alabama of Europe??!!"_
*LMAO!*
RocKITEman _ 2001 😂😂😂
LMFAO!!
The age of consent is 14. 💀
@@gurt.yuri3378 well yes, vut only if you have proof that the parents are also allowing it.
Otherwise It's just okay for 14 year old to have sex with people up to 18.
And i bet no parent would allow someone who is way older than their child to have sex with them.
It's stil prettx shitty tho
They left out my favorite part:
“In many ways, yes.”
"dont try to do anything stupid..."
Archer:"i dont have to try..."
*awkward silence*
Archer:"shit ! whatever..."
" Berry is that how you get ants?yes other Berry,yes it is"
“Try to think about something else like how there’s no sink in there”
“So what if there’s no sink in here OH GOD THERES NO SINK IN HERE
I don't understand that joke can you explain it?
@@jessiehuynh7495 It means she has nowhere to wash the vibrator, which Archer had to turn off with his bare hands...
Sync*
Carbonated Mil. No
@@jessiehuynh7495 The show is for mature audiences.
Malory assuring Sterling that he’s going to beat cancer is so wholesome, especially considering how she treated him as a child.
Malory: You survived having me as your parent, you’ll certainly survive this
Because fuck cancer
@@wizardwolf1020 wow, that's a really powerful way of putting it, and surprisingly accurate too.
Also that scene is also extra sad now considering her actress's death last year.
I think this show does such an amazing job of presenting a dickbag character and peice by peice explaining how they got that way Mallory was a hard women not built for parenting and yet still she has those precious little moments of humanity and don't even get me started on Pam's progression thats how u develop a character this show was so good it fell off but still brilliant writing and just a show that was truly awesome..back when u had to wait for it and u couldn't wait for it to come on your TV.....Phrasing
Another, less wholesome way to look at it is she's simply in denial that he might not.
Season 2 was my favorite. Nearly every episode was top notch. My favorite single episode of all time is the Swamp Boat episode. Excellent dialogue in that one between Archer and Lana.
Pipeline Fever it was called. Also yes. :)
Yes their dialogue in tht episode is top tier
When Archer had breeastcancer and goes rampage is nr 1 imo, but the swamp is a close 2
Except for the ep about Sterling getting blamed for an underage girl sexually assaulting him. Fuck that episode.
This is the first show (and this season) that’s ever made me cry laughing
I use Archer's ringtone for my personal work phone, my boss hates it when it goes off during work, and I will always find it hilarious.
My ringtone is the pirate virus 😂
Mee toooo lol
@@haden636 Your phone got that virus too?
Damn it Cyril! :D
Yea fuck that guy!
@@haden636 what whaaaaa?
Season 2 was so top notch. The humor in early Archer was absolutely one of a kind.
Honestly the first 5 seasons were amazing.
18:33
I never realized until now, but it just hit me that Archer was dressed up as Charlie Chaplin and everyone just keeps thinking it was Hitler.
@Fadeel Moomen Sometimes yeah, I think so. The cane is what made it clear to me.
That's called being American
Maybe it's the mustache
It was completely clear to me he wasn't Hitler. Reason being Hitler is mostly depicted in a military uniform. Young Archer was wearing "hat and tails". Chaplin character was a "bozo" yet dignified.
@@TheHysteriaMan plus the tail coat
Archer: We look totally gay!
Ray: I am gay.
Ray 's response to the turtlenecks. Lol😆
The fact he wore it purely to piss Archer off 🤣👌
❤❤
"Trust me, you can't control a person's heart.."
"You can with something I like to call a deep-cycle marine battery."
Krieger is the best lol
Why was a eyeing the deep cycle marine battery that I keep under my fish tank when he said that line in a kind of sadistic/kinky way
Also LSD
😂😂 Krieger's the fucking BEST
Can someone explain this joke? I know what that is but what does it have to do with the heart?
@@Literally-God Torture. Electricity.
... or LSD.
RIP Woodhouse.
Ian-Devon Lewis We will all miss him 😂
When a rug needs a fetching wood house is always missed
Or an Eggs Woodhouse.
Poor Woodhouse
@@Superfan109 when did he die?
'Immegrants - cramming their low riders full of free healthcare and snow'...................
*immigrants
@@ArkaeaFCL3 Them too
@@steeveedee8478 loooool genius comeback. Thanks both of you for the laughs
@@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 yupp 😁😁👍👍
Hell has special place for racist shits
"Wha... I don't need a doctor, mother! Katya doesn't have VD."
"You haven't had sex with her?"
That one gets me every time.
Lana : the last person I would have a baby with is archer.
Her in the 7 with archers baby :
Ray is such an underplayed character
He definitely deserves more screen time
@@flaminiarufo3602 He probably one of the only nice characters in th ou s show, although this is my first time seeing this show.
"Did you know that men can also benefit from doing kegel exercises?"
Kills me every time.
15:16 with Pam's "Who taught you how to punch your husband?" Always cracks me up. Definitely team Pam. And I love Barry's delivery at 20:18 of "Oh, for Jesus did you even try?!!!"
Sorry, sorry, editted:
8:26 As one does I come back to this video after three years, nd hear "Hush hush, what what?" what happens.
Stomach aching? Check.
Tears of laughter streaming from my eyes? Check.
man This is gold.
Pam's the Best. Love her tattoo
@@jeromebirth2693 Not to mention the fact that Barry screams Archer and confused the russian doctor.
"I'm so sorry Mr. Archer"
"Goddamn it I'm- Archer!"
"That's what I said"
Props to Woodhouse for tolerating Archer out of fatherly love
You mean Woodhouse?
5:56 Sterling sure was lucky that Odin guy just happened to have the exact same ring tone and that his phone went off at the exact same time lol.
“shits tight huh?” Kills me
"No! I am not sharing a room with you."
"No, I'm sharing it with _you_ and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens."
"Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?"
Ya know??
Lana: Malory!
Ray :Ya Know...
*"OMG!!!! THERE'S NO SINK!!!!"* 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
vIrGiL AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! *Vibrating stops*
That entire scene is gold xD
vIrGiL not a bumblebee is it?
@@tophercrow3544 😂😂😂😂
Still don't understand that scene
“YES Lana, I’m on a rampage”
"You're good at math"
"How does that help?"
"Can't hurt"
"How are you still even conscious?"
"How do you think I paid for college?"
With tuition these days it's understandable. Lol
It's conscious Bruh not unconscious
@@chimeraproject9481 thank you
Sorry about your homie...... homies....
Gotta love Pam and her back tattoo
Pam isn't the type of women you can knock out easily.
That archer and Ray stand-off puts me in a good mood 😂
“Trinette that was amazing”
“Yeah well you know…”
Gets me every time 😂
It missed my favorite part - WELL SOMETIMES I LIKE TO OVULATE.
@@ILuvAyeAye”well go do it over there”
"The age of consent is 14"
"What is this, the Alabama of Europe?"
“In many ways yes.”
The tactilneck argument between Archer and Ray.
"JEEEEZ I'm only human!"
"Are you?"
dammit arch
"Lana, I'm in love with you."
"... You are shitfaced."
"I can be both."
Lmao! I'm dying
I like how the mad scientist is one of the nicest characters in the show (and the funniest along with Ray)
10:16 the sarcasm bit always gets me.
“Well played, sir.”
“THANK YOU…..
…..thank you.”
9:17 Krieger quoting Planet of the Apes is so awesome LMAO
I don’t know what was funnier: Krieger’s quoting or the noise he makes just prior to Lana destroying the hologram projector.
"Uhh, they were goat-feet... and you blew them up!!"
Charlton Heston would be proud
Took me years, but I finally realized it was a Planet of the Apes reference when he hella that line 🤣.
16:33 is possibly my favorite exchange in the whole series
Ray and Archer have the best exchanges in the series. Hopefully they’ll put the two of them together in missions in future episodes.
“So sometimes I like to treat my self.”
4:37 LOL
Lol “imma be in sooo much trouble dukes, right after I freeze to death double dukes”
"Here...
...racist."
Just the casual undertone with that 'racist'' comment makes me laugh.
Madzlick Chinatown I think we're using "racist" wrong. There's only one race: the human race.
Robert Simon WHAT ABOUT NASCAR etc etc
no way If someone says something discriminating, just call them bigoted.
@@robertsimon2885 humanity isnt a race, its a species. The human race name is just English being a stupid language
" *NOT YOU MR. BLOODMOBILE!* "
" _heh heh hegotshotagain_ "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep thinking it's Mr. BLUNTmobile
I got almost married once...
... but "SOCIETY" couldn't deal with it.
Gotta love Krieger!
"Black ass mama, white ass daddy!"
Very progressive song, if you think about it.
MULATO BUTTS X2
Very
@darryl runnels but they do tho
@darryl runnels what?
Mulatto butts!
RIP Jessica Walter
We will miss you Mallory
I’m so glad I found this show on Hulu. Each season is so gooood. It’s one of my top three. Can’t wait for season 11
How was there not a single “sploosh”
Right?
Phrasing?
@@MacTechG4 that doesn't even work there
Sploosh started I season 5 or 6 if I'm not mistaken
@@bontlefaceart no, that was in earlier seasons
Jessica Walter will be missed. RIP.
I literally listen to Archer every night to go to sleep to.
Omg me too I’m doing it now
*krieger voice* me too!
Me too
I will never get over Pam's little farm getting destroyed
Like I've experienced that and I know it hurts like hell
Yeah I genuinely felt bad for her there.
These characters are absolutely outrageous and hilarious every turn of the dialogue
“Regional spelling bee” is not recognized enough in this comment thread. Cyril kills it
Whose more pitiful Cyril or Jerry Smith?
Sage Ninja jerry hands down, at least cyril is self aware and competent enough to somewhat do his job, jerry is just completely without hope and is completely delusional about his behavior and how insignificant his pointless existence really is
Great compilation, although you cut out the best part of that one part where Ray was like "my mama always told me how much she loved me" and Mallory was like "yes and look how you turned out".
There's a long pause and Ray goes "um... with high self esteem?"
Archer calling Germany the "Alabama of Europe" was just pure comedic gold. Also relatable because I live in Alabama 😆
Actually that would be Spain since of the Habsburg
The Pam's worth and gay turtleneck scenes just transition seamlessly.
"Lana...Lana...Lana........LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
WHAT!!!
@@MacTechG4 Danger zone.
Skitty Dangerz0ne129; Phrasing?
@@MacTechG4 “I said, ‘Thank god for small miracles.”
We’ve all wanted to become archer but instead we turned into krieger and his anime bride
I fucking love Krieger 🤣🤣
Speak for yourself. I became Archer
@@jeromebirth2693 You became Seamus :P
@@tylerdurden4392 You're right tattoos never lie
Or Cyril :/
This show is such a gem, like trailer park boys it got me through a very difficult time in my life.
The last clip with Krieger and his van was one of my favorite jokes in the series.
I really can't tell if archer's mom cares about him or not, she almost switch on a dime.
In middle
Basically, she cares in the sense that he's her son and she has to but she doesn't like him or have much of a bond with him since she worked in espionage and rarely got to see him while he was growing up. (like in that one scene where she came back from some long mission and Sterling wouldn't go to her because he barely remembered her)
Yall haven't seen season 10 obviously
@@skinhead-ej8ff I didn't watch it but I heard it was creepy and incestuous so I don't want to see it
@@skinhead-ej8ff what happens?
“All ashore from the SS Date Rape” gets me every time 😂😂
Doot doot
actually surprised archer never hunted down barry and killed him. like i get they needed the plot but realistically its what archer would have done. and the dude infiltrated the KGB without trouble before so i see no reason he couldnt do it again.
I mean, he blew him up in a grain elevator. Hard to make it stick more than that!
Pusher Love Man it didn’t stick though.
I think its cus Katiya ended up with Barry and to keep her happy he didnt, but then they broke up so. I dont see why they didnt do anything else again over katiya after he woke up from a coma. Maybe cus she probably is the least selfish of them all and wont interfere with Archer and his daughters life, even silly as it sounds for them when Archer told her he wont endanger the relationship he was having with lana again for a short time
Pam is the greatest character to be written ever
She’s not this show is garbage
@@Littlegoblinfatface why the hell would you watch a video titled best of archer season 2 if you dislike archer? stop wasting your time and watch something you like or whatever
@@Littlegoblinfatface and yet...you're watching this video and scrolling the comments.
5:56 Archer is super lucky at this moment
Holy shit totally
Kinda cliche animated movie kind of lucky don’t you think?
BLACK ASS MOMMA!!!
Domino approves
Ryan The Blue Pony Yeah. That was so freaking close!
Ray: My momma told me show much she loved me all the time.
Mallory: Exactly! See how you turned out.
God, this joke would get the show cancelled in 2021
Ray: Umm,with high self-esteem?
Lsd tends to make symptoms in schizphrenic patients stronger. Krieger gave Cheryl lsd, and she then takes it constantly during the following seasons, therefore crazy cheryl is explained by this.
“What is Germany the Alabama of Europe?!”
Hot Poolboy except no one should be shagging at 14
Carywn Griffiths they do all the time in America.
That would be Romania
They left out my favorite part: “In many ways, yes.”
12:43 “you can’t tattoo a freakin baby!” Bahahahahahaha....
"That's what the tattoo guy said, I had to slip him an extra hundred bucks."
21:35
"Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause."
“Toot Toot”
😆
God I love Ray
17:27 "The royal shaft is clean your highness" nice Coming to America reference
No sink in her office was the perfect addition to that joke
Haha that one took me a bit but yes
@5:45 "Really? Hey Cyril *zip* how's it hanging buddy..."
12:20 Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam. 👏😂 This is fun!
Guardians of ga'hole?
Idk how to spell it
The WolfPack You almost had it right. It’s Ga’hoole
@@tytoguardian Sorren?
The WolfPack there is only one r. And I am not Soren.
You missed the rampage Family Feud scene. That is arguably one of the funniest scenes in this season!
@21: 45 "So ALL ASHORE from the SS Date Rape"
Kreiger: "Toot Tooot!" Bahahaha! This sums Kreiger up SOOOOOO good! haha
That was Ray.
@@grandautismostreams5033 Oh yeah!! haha. Sozzles, Seniors moment :P
Anyone else notice kreiger's hologram girlfriend's face when malory said that? That's what made me laugh
21:45
-Why are you crying?
-That was my van.
Kriegers 'also yes' is hilariously timed
"Who taught you how to punch, your husband?"
My husband and I laugh hard at that every time
Wait Ray raped Cyril? I don’t remember this at all.
spartan1010101 he referenced it when Pam tried to make tentacle porn
Neither does Cyril...
@@xavierjanvier4975 wait with the octopus in the toilet?
Marina The Octoling no when hes knocked out in the bathroom, pam tries to screw him, lana pulls her outta there, ray walks in and all you hear is his pants getting unzipped
you don't remember "hey Cyril, how's it hanging buddy? Ziiip
4:52
Oh the sweet, sweet irony
Kovu I’m liking this comment just because your name is Kovu 👌🏾😂
Kovu Yeah.
Deep down, Lana is even more insecure than Archer
"That's not a condom"that's a candy wrapper.lmao
This whole 22 minute video could just be ‘Swiss miss’ as its one of the best episodes ever
"Dude, this van's like rolling probable cause"
"All aboard the SS Date Rape"
Brilliant
The references fly hard and fast. At 5:18 Woodhouse is sitting with American writer and heroin addict William Seward Burroughs shooting heroin as that was Burroughs vice of choice. Woodhouse bets he can shoot a pina colada glass off the head of Burroughs common-law wife Joan Vollmer. That is based on actual events. Burroughs and Vollmer had fled to Mexico to escape U.S. authorities on drug charges. At a party one night a heavily intoxicated Burroughs suggested he and Vollmer play the "William Tell act" though neither had done so previously. She put a highball glass on her head and Burroughs was to use his revolver to shoot it off. Only his aim was a bit too low. He then fled Mexico back to the U.S. to escape those charges. Wild times.
Fantastic catch. Junkie and the Red Night Triology were absolutely eye-opening for me.
@@Orbowitz In one episode they made reference to "Lemon Party" as two characters passed a partially open door revealing three older men..."Lemon Party." Not to mention Family Guy: Stewie complains about the video Brian showed him, "Two Girls One Cup." Chris is dancing to "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus naked in his bedroom with his junk tucked putting on lipstick and saying to himself "Would you do me? I'd do me" when Peter unexpectedly opens the door, is shocked into silence, and slowly backs out. Excellent use of memes.
8:45 most accurate depiction of a workplace friendship🤣🤣
Pillbo baggins XD
Man that killed me.
19:07 “Hollah! East sur! Hur hray!”
My favorite part of archer is how literally every single character is an asshole
5:47 hey Cyril, hows it hanging buddy 😂😂
Matthew K Clever choice of words if he did what I think he did
Cyril is the joke of every Goddam thing
You forgot to add the zip
Pretty sure Ray got that Ceril D
Archer having cancer was actually one of the second hand funniest thing on the planet
Favourite season of archer
Archer Season 2 was a masterpiece. With the latest seasons I can hardly recognize Archer.
I just watched some of this last night! With my dad we love this show
The Burroughs comment. Woodhouse for the all time win.
" I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes " - Valerie Archer ... RIP you legend.
Also Phrasing LOL
I love this series so much. Archer is the homie.