Well in case people are as confused as that driver, Archer was having a near emotional breakdown that lead to his amnesia because his Mother was getting married to someone. Yeah, their relationship is super creepy.
@@hoagielamp6543 him shooting H and being friends with William Burroughs and being the one responsible for shooting burroughs wife in the face has probably been my favorite joke in the entire series.
The dynamic between malory and krieger is honestly the best because she knows he's committing crimes against humanity but doesn't care because its incredibly useful
“Section 3, organization skills, employee is often underprepared for meetings. Strongly agree!” Seriously one of the most underrated lines of the show 😂
The VAs all must've had a field day with this series. Director: here's a recording booth. This is what's happening. There's no script. Go nuts. VAs: HELL YEAH!
_”Are you coming?”_ _”No, but. I’m breathing fast...”_ Hahahahahaha! Probably one of my most favorite lines in the whole show. Fucking kills me every time!
This fucking video, it follows me everywhere. Sometimes I dont even remember if I clicked on it or not, I just realise half way in ive been listening to it again in the background. There is no escape, this video haunts my very dreams
main reason this show was one of the best is because of this dysfunctional spying agency. it gave the show a really good story line where things were always going crazy but had a sense of structure. now without it, its just wild and crazy without a point it feels like. still a big fan
in one of many moments when Cyril's manhood/toughness/macho is questioned and he delivers a lame attempt to deny those observations, Pam delivers an absolutely brilliant and brutal put-down "Cyril -- your *balls* are made of pussy!"
@@Dictionary_ it's mallory being salty to this Frenchmen for the prescived failure of the french army during WW2 that allowed the British Expeditionary Force to be surrounded and have to flee france at from Dunkirk.
6:49 anyone else wonder what’s behind that glass isn’t the background it looks almost like Predator or better power armor I mean all the wires make it seem like that am I right ?
Malory: I am literally going to kill him... Ray: Well... figuratively... Malory: LITERALLY!!! I will lure him to my condo in South Beach, drug his Steak Au Poivre, lather him in chicken fat and toss him to the gators!
That's funny that when Archer ran across those clothes in the snow that he didn't realize being a good spy and stuff and doing his research. When you get hypothermia and you're out in the cold you tend to strip down because you get warm. In your mind. It's called hypothermia I'll hang on I already said that. That is the best way nature could screw your mind. Can you imagine if somebody could harness that. That's a scary prospect isn't it? But the best part about it is just being screwed up enough to realize it's happening. This is how I survive. LOL good luck everybody
19:20 Hmm that spiel really only makes sense if you know he voiced the devil on lucy daughter of the devil on Adult Swim a few years prior, complete with two priests and an assassins nun running amok (and not the hot hitman absolution kind neither that kind of actually looked like Lana when she was trying to seduce Cyril with her role playing thing now that I think about it) and its kinda funny how much the adult swim VA's and writing seems to intertwine with this show sometimes, like both Brock Sampson and Harvey Birdman show up to voice characters in this, and I literally found that both Archer and the Venture Brothers used the same plot for one of their episodes in season 4 of VB, and season 6 of Archer respectively where they had to shrink a sub down to go inside of either of them to clear a blood clot to save someone, thing was the ventures were successful, archer, not so much. and god I love pam's line at 19:49, like its so cute the way she says it lol
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I think Krieger giving Ray the ability to walk again was the kindest thing he ever did along with bringing Katya back.
Being?
@@scotingram4228 Autocorrect. I meant bringing
How about identifying Archer’s chemo drugs as counterfeit? Or removing his mind control chip?
@@zedudedaniel i think the katya and ray things are still nicer because they took more time and effort
.
“What part of this are you not getting?!”
- “Core concept”
Well in case people are as confused as that driver, Archer was having a near emotional breakdown that lead to his amnesia because his Mother was getting married to someone. Yeah, their relationship is super creepy.
That is such an a amazing running gag
An actual conversation between me and an online teacher.
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 That's not creepy. He's just super dependent on her.
That's my favorite lesser-used running joke on the show.
"I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal. I could kill a building"
Archer is quite the wordsmith
That shouldn't be as funny as it is! haha
One day I hope to be in the same position
From at least 1800 meters away
Archer’s constant abuse of Woodhouse, the man who raised him from a baby, is as heartbreaking as it is hilarious
What's even funnier is that Archer treated him like shit during the cancer saga and Woodhouse's voice actor had cancer at the time
course
No duh.
Woodhouse was the closest thing to a father Archer ever really had.
And Goodness knows that whole area was COMPLICATED.
@@hoagielamp6543 him shooting H and being friends with William Burroughs and being the one responsible for shooting burroughs wife in the face has probably been my favorite joke in the entire series.
@@hoagielamp6543 Yikes...
“Lana look, he thinks he’s people!” No idea why, but that line is hilarious
It's because he first said it to Woodhouse
bart also said
i really also like "Lana look, he thinks he's vampire!"
He also said it about a dog in one episode. It’s a great line.
The people who write their stuff are awesome!
“I’m coming ceril!” “Bet that’s the first time you’ve ever said that”
Right?
lmfao, i came here just looking for this comment
😂. Cyril is so fucking lame
Phrasing
Archer was willing to let his last words be “phrasing”
Well, he actually wantwd to have his last words be "Lana, I love you!" To which he got the reply "I know"
@@oomfoof7294 loved her so much he was willing to be Princess Leia to her Han Solo….
Danger zone
pretty sure he knew he would live. lol
@@oomfoof7294 yes but she is a total bitvh she doesn't deserve his love she is always mean to him
"Big whoop, I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building" I mean he's 100% correct lol
Big whoop not whatever
Yessir mr. Scottinggram
Not really a 20 mm anti-material rifle would probably do a lot more damage
Especially in anzio Ironworks 20 mm or an ntw-20 mmm
I mean a 50 cal is pretty strong. So I agree with him too
Phrasing was one of the best running jokes.
Space phrasing
Still is
What’s with:
Lana... Lana... ... Lana... LAAAANNNAA !!
It's pun for the whole family
Until they ran it to the ground
I love the fact that Archer always worries that Predator is always hunting him
I mean, aliens are a real thing in Archer universe
Do you not?
I hope at one point there's a bad guy with predator tech. And he has to fight.
Probably because it’s the only thing in the universe that has a small chance of killing him
@@adriansepulveda9452 that would be awesome
6:06 i love that scene. It's just played straight. Everyone is traumatized from that and can't even make a joke
Lana looks so concerned 😂😂😂
Can we have the radio?
19:05 i think its hilarious that mallory took kreiger to a show and a movie
I thought it was cute kreiger is like an evil baby
@@catvvomanShe’s probably known Krieger since he was a kid, being a Nazi clone and all.
@navisakura7374 I can't recall which season but he took Krieger in when he turned 15 on his birthday.
"Sorry I accused you of sexually assaulting me"
"It's ok"
The dynamic between malory and krieger is honestly the best because she knows he's committing crimes against humanity but doesn't care because its incredibly useful
I love how they watch broadway shows together
And she fed his parents to their dogs.
just incase anyones wondering 13:21 translation:
Pam: tell em' Chi
Chi: I bet 5 grand, my fish can kill your fish
and somehow coming up 14k short.
Tôi cá với mày 5 ngàn , con cá của me sẽ giết con cá của mày
I regret wanting to know what she said.
Thank you!!!
Thanks bro
"Get a room, you two!"
"We're in a room!"
"Well then lose some weight!"
@@timsmith618 -Bender Bensing Rodriguez
LANA: _"You just gotta relax and let it go in your mouth."_
ARCHER: _"PHRASING..."_
😄😄😄
Cheryl’s groovy bear freak out still geeks me 😂
“dO YOu thINK thAT’s WIIIIIIIIIIIISE?”
I forgot she took LSD gummy bears
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I f**ked you on a blimp!" For some reason that is the funniest line ever to me.
“What part of this are you not getting!?”
“Core concept?”
“Drive, shitheel!”
6:03
My favorite moment in this entire series. Bar NONE. And when there in the car just love Lanas expression...
ikr ? this is gold
Hands down the most distressed look in the entire show, I don’t think Mallory looked that upset in the season 7 finale
I need the context. What exactly did he do?
@@anaysayersyes while our hero was asleep he put on some mood music and popped his dark cherry
@@thechonkersking2647 Shit that's traumatizing...who's the dude?
The look on Lana's face when her and Cyril are bringing Archer back.
“...Can we have the radio?”
I mean he did get unconsciously pegged by a dude so....
@@randomuploaderguy yeah and that’s rape
I mean yh he was raped
6:06 the most awkward silence on tv ever seen
At least they have the radio
Rightfully so imagine knowing archer mr big bad super spy got fiddled with by his best buddy then imagine saying it to other people
It was... really the only correct response, all things considered.
The first time I watched that scene I figuratively died laughing XD
Maybe because Cyril and Lana realized they probably just brutally killed the only person who truly loved Archer and it was all psycho.
“Section 3, organization skills, employee is often underprepared for meetings. Strongly agree!”
Seriously one of the most underrated lines of the show 😂
Jessica Walters is funny as hell in this and arrested development lol. H John Benjamin is one of favorite voice actors
Walter is basically playing the same character - and yes, funny as hell.
Definitely j agreed It’s a shame she passed away
@@ricojones856 Jes Walters is ded?...wen did she die?!...how?!...
@@donaldbeetlestone5900 She died in late March this year.
6:10 I mean, Lana's face says it all, this is one animation masterpiece :D :D :D
"Shut up, John Williams!" One of Cheryl's all-time best lines. 😂
3:26, that's lowkey one of the most savage lines ever delivered on the show, pure gold.
The Bob's Burgers reference was hilarious!
I bet the pope is the first guy to call Archer “son.”
The VAs all must've had a field day with this series.
Director: here's a recording booth. This is what's happening. There's no script. Go nuts.
VAs: HELL YEAH!
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this series is 50% improvised. lol
_”Are you coming?”_
_”No, but. I’m breathing fast...”_
Hahahahahaha! Probably one of my most favorite lines in the whole show. Fucking kills me every time!
Haha
I love Krieger and his weird ways of doing shit
Also that Malory took him out
Cynical 2DD what exactly do you mean
Me too ☺️
He’s not a “serial” killer
Brendon Smith
Why did you emphasize the “serial”?
Lana's worried/shocked face at 6:06 is really cute
DonkeyBalls4Gaming is there anything she does that isn’t cute tho?
@@TheBehm08 "I'd rather lose the baby." -Lana
Jordan Behm Being Benson/Sarah.
@@dlziggz37ssj yeah that wasn't cute
So Damn cute!🥰
Life goal: my last word be “Phrasing” before I come back from the dead.
" Do you think thats WISSSSEEE?"
RikkiTikkiTavi
Cheryl:(Screaming)
"I'm spooning a barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building" best line this season
The crossover with Bob's Burgers was genius.
LSD Gummy Bears should be a thing.
You shouldnt do lsd like you in specific
Its been a thing for years.
It is a thing
Sour patch kids!
@@bleach4347 keep your opinion to yourself.
22:45
could've been the last time ever he'd been alive. keep this in mind.
6:07 - 6:19: This has to be 12 seconds of the most uncomfortable silence in the history of television.
“What part of this are you not getting?!”
“Umm, core concept.”
“DRIVE SHITHEEL!!!!”😂
Cyril's gunshot bruises reverse themselves from 14:00 to 14:29.
Man, Ron and Archer bonding just to piss off Malory was just amazing.
This fucking video, it follows me everywhere. Sometimes I dont even remember if I clicked on it or not, I just realise half way in ive been listening to it again in the background. There is no escape, this video haunts my very dreams
Yea RUclips's recommendation game is strong
It's been 4 years, if it hasn't been recommended to you since then, it will be now.
"Should you have knitting needles?"
"I shouldn't even have yarn"
main reason this show was one of the best is because of this dysfunctional spying agency. it gave the show a really good story line where things were always going crazy but had a sense of structure. now without it, its just wild and crazy without a point it feels like. still a big fan
Lana’s shocked face after the archer confession is PRICELESS
"It's like my birthday party remember?" "Yeah cause you weren't invited 😂"
“What about Pam?”
“I’ll get you a new one!”
😅
"i'm spooning a Barret 50 Cal, I could kill a building"
"Since when do you carry a switchblade??!"
@Juni Post yuuuup
@Juni Post chill out I live in arizona it's illegal to not one 😂
@@ironwoodnf my version is "Swap meets are awesome"
@@ironwoodnf "Hmm neat!"
Great job with the animation on Lana's face, with Cyril riding shotgun snd Archer in the back.
Lana's face at around 6 min gets me everytime
i just posted the same comment lmfao great minds think alike
Just realized Jerry is Cyril.
Duh and or hello Jerry
They're practically the same in character. Both pathetic
Say what you want about the characters but the VA himself is damn amazing. I hear he does all of his lines in one take. He's that good.
Here also voices Master Chief
This show came out before that shit, vise versa it please.
Hey love your content. Archer was so awesome. RIP Jessica Walter
17:31 "Oh Puk ass Brhritches" This just creases me up and I don't know why!
R.I.P Mallory Archer 😢😢
Mallory Archer is the best character of the series. God bless her and beyond.
Noothiiinng, here have mine.
"I apologise madam..." for what? Dunkirk! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:06 "I hate this guy so much, but... good God."
--Lana and Cyril
Honestly, like there are some things you don’t wish on your enemies
What exactly happened? I still don't understand
@@robertruelas3455 The dude raped Archer in their past. Archer was unconscious, so he didn't find out until when he was told.
I like the idea that Malory takes Krieger out to shows and movies
It’s so funny how much AJ is so much like him. They’re both animal lovers.
13:54
Archer may hate Cyril, but not enough to actually kill him.
That's nice.
'I'll BUY YOU A NEW ONE' xD xD I love her
When an extended silence makes it into funny momemts comp and you dont question it you know its good.
3:16 That might be the best evil laugh EVER!
10:09 "or he'd release a diss track" XD
21:32 love how she’s hears john williams when being threatening
"Core concept"
😂😂😂 that guy was super relaxed considering the situation
“SUPPRESSING FIIIIIIIIRRRREEE EXTINGUISHERRRRR”😂😂
Archer: nonono get it out of your head, Predator only hunts in the jungle.
Someone tell him of the sequel installments.
6:03 The following expressions... will follow me forever...
Are you coming?
No, But I'm breathing fast.
🤣🤣
😂😅
the traumatic car ride back 😂
0:35 _Bob's Burgers_ ! Double whammy since the voice actor for both Archer and Bob are the same person!!
That’s why the crossover exists
- Apologies Madame
- For what? Dunkirk?
You will be missed Jessica Walters
16:31 one of Pams best lines😂😂
Same with 3:27 😆😆😆😆
in one of many moments when Cyril's manhood/toughness/macho is questioned and he delivers a lame attempt to deny those observations, Pam delivers an absolutely brilliant and brutal put-down "Cyril -- your *balls* are made of pussy!"
That finger on Krieger's robot hand is... amazing.
"I'm spooning a 50 cal, I could kill a building" is my new favorite thing to say after equipping the biggest sniper in any shooter game
"For what? Dunkirk"
Fite-4-Ever can you explain ?
@@Dictionary_ it's mallory being salty to this Frenchmen for the prescived failure of the french army during WW2 that allowed the British Expeditionary Force to be surrounded and have to flee france at from Dunkirk.
21:42, you know it kinda seems messed up since both the brother and his gf/wife voice both Louis and Gene the brother and sister from bobs burgers XD.
Right? Was that intentional?
will always love this show
Back when archers voice actors told me to eat Arby's
6:49 anyone else wonder what’s behind that glass isn’t the background it looks almost like Predator or better power armor I mean all the wires make it seem like that am I right ?
I've never noticed it does look like the predador's shadow or silhouette
Victor Hugo thank you finally someone admits it
"A plastic bag. I piss and shit in a plastic bag."
*"Me too!"*
Malory: I am literally going to kill him...
Ray: Well... figuratively...
Malory: LITERALLY!!! I will lure him to my condo in South Beach, drug his Steak Au Poivre, lather him in chicken fat and toss him to the gators!
That would literally be the worst way for Archer to die given his huge fear of Alligators.
@@Laserbeak316 it would be worse if she gave him a brain aneurysm before feeding him to the gators
The JRPG Gaming Pianist technically there’s no way you can give someone an aneurysm (at least in relatively short time).
@@Laserbeak316 i know that lol. I'm just saying that because that's his second biggest fear. No need to get so technical. Ruined the joke 🤦🏻♂️
The JRPG Gaming Pianist sometimes you need to get a bit technical. Otherwise the joke doesn’t work or make any sense.
9min 38 Archer says: 'What's in the suitcase Ron?' Super calmly and direct. Hilarious
We need a predator movie set in a snowy environment where he hunts Archer
This show is perfect
The last few seconds of this compilation 22:41 reminds me of that scene from "The Abyss!"
That's funny that when Archer ran across those clothes in the snow that he didn't realize being a good spy and stuff and doing his research. When you get hypothermia and you're out in the cold you tend to strip down because you get warm. In your mind. It's called hypothermia I'll hang on I already said that. That is the best way nature could screw your mind. Can you imagine if somebody could harness that. That's a scary prospect isn't it? But the best part about it is just being screwed up enough to realize it's happening. This is how I survive. LOL good luck everybody
At 6:10 lana looks so concerned and worried for archer when 9 times out of 10 she hates him
Yep it was that bad 😂🤣
"No one woodhouse, no one"😥😥
19:20 Hmm that spiel really only makes sense if you know he voiced the devil on lucy daughter of the devil on Adult Swim a few years prior, complete with two priests and an assassins nun running amok (and not the hot hitman absolution kind neither that kind of actually looked like Lana when she was trying to seduce Cyril with her role playing thing now that I think about it)
and its kinda funny how much the adult swim VA's and writing seems to intertwine with this show sometimes, like both Brock Sampson and Harvey Birdman show up to voice characters in this, and I literally found that both Archer and the Venture Brothers used the same plot for one of their episodes in season 4 of VB, and season 6 of Archer respectively
where they had to shrink a sub down to go inside of either of them to clear a blood clot to save someone, thing was the ventures were successful, archer, not so much.
and god I love pam's line at 19:49, like its so cute the way she says it lol
No kidding I thought he was supposed to be a parody of father Guido sarducci from Saturday night live
when Woodhouse says "but who will take me in" i wish the follow up answer "why, Charles and Rudy! Of course!!"
Idk if it’s sad or amazing that i instinctively know woodhouses lines by heart
Yes same I know archers too and some of malorys
Same, I constantly quote Woodhouse
Should have ended with Archer saying:
"DANGER ZONE!"
"Son of a bitch!" - "Your words."
Are you wearing kevlar?
Yes. Cause I'm not an idi....oh crap.
Bangbangbang
Pam's AWESOME, she said "Hey, i was talking to that".about the crab leg.