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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @T1000skynetforever
    @T1000skynetforever 4 месяца назад +2838

    “ he’s just suicidal he’s not crazy”🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 месяца назад +18

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @HbCAMM_CT
      @HbCAMM_CT 4 месяца назад +98

      well theres a difference between a depressed guy and a guy you want to send to the nut house, so there is some truth to what Hank says, even though he worded it in that way

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 4 месяца назад +24

      I needed to hear that today. Thanks Hank.

    • @frankwoods2599
      @frankwoods2599 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HbCAMM_CTthey send mildly depressed folk to nut houses when they confess to suicidal tendencies to a therapist

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc 3 месяца назад +13

      He's not quite right, but he's not quite wrong.

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 4 месяца назад +1864

    I always respected Hank but him putting on a dress to save Bill from getting harassed or worse was the absolute pinnacle of how good of a man he is

    • @radthadd
      @radthadd 4 месяца назад +5

      Why he wearing a dress?

    • @quackman
      @quackman 4 месяца назад +62

      "That's right; it's *that* kinda party!"
      Edit: lol just realized Dale drops his cigarette on the floor seeing Hank in the dress!

    • @EruveyConB
      @EruveyConB 4 месяца назад +116

      ​@@radthaddBill was pretending to be his ex-wife Leonore because he was in denial of she leaving him

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 4 месяца назад +39

      Hank is a big dude, I'm surprised he found a dress that fit him in such a short time.

    • @Fuckyourpoliticaloutrage
      @Fuckyourpoliticaloutrage 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@theevilascotcompany9255 Have you seen Peggy?

  • @naimuddin92
    @naimuddin92 4 месяца назад +1635

    "This isn't the Democratic National Convention" 😂

  • @MrKVODKA123
    @MrKVODKA123 4 месяца назад +1048

    “He’s suicidal Peggy, not crazy” 😂 wild af

    • @Emidretrauqe
      @Emidretrauqe 4 месяца назад +47

      Hot take: People can be suicidal for rational reasons.
      Not Bill, though.

    • @pizzarollking4397
      @pizzarollking4397 4 месяца назад +23

      @@Emidretrauqe Too be fair at least Bill has friends. True Friends care more about you then any therapist milking you for money.

    • @alexhauser5043
      @alexhauser5043 4 месяца назад

      @@Emidretrauqe Not Bill? He hasn't gotten laid in, what, a decade?

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 4 месяца назад

      @@pizzarollking4397he needs professional help

    • @MasterCarve
      @MasterCarve 3 месяца назад +13

      Hank knows therapy would only make Bill worse. Remember when Bill was wearing dresses and calling himself Lenore? Most therapists would encourage that behavior now.

  • @DeeRisingPhoenix
    @DeeRisingPhoenix 6 месяцев назад +3222

    It doesn’t matter if their from Canada, Laos or God forbid California even Hank hates California

    • @LindaCooper-i3f
      @LindaCooper-i3f 6 месяцев назад +57

      Good grief.

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 4 месяца назад +147

      Which is why I don't understand why California would join Texas in civil war the 2024 film?

    • @caseytesney959
      @caseytesney959 4 месяца назад +62

      Khan is Laotian and before moving to arlen he lived in California for 20 years

    • @tubby_1278
      @tubby_1278 4 месяца назад +116

      California is everything Hank doesn't believe in lmao. By the time they started doing this show Cali was already a lefty state.

    • @carlathompson9308
      @carlathompson9308 4 месяца назад +13

      My God my dad said the same thingXD

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z 4 месяца назад +3102

    The California joke just gets funnier & funnier with time.

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 4 месяца назад +116

      And sadder..

    • @superlink235
      @superlink235 4 месяца назад +45

      Kahn lived in California before Texas lmao

    • @phantompop3192
      @phantompop3192 4 месяца назад +60

      As a Californian, it gave me a good chuckle.

    • @Parz1val465
      @Parz1val465 4 месяца назад +28

      Unlike California itself

    • @alexandru5369
      @alexandru5369 4 месяца назад +41

      Yeah it's way too accurate now used too be a funny joke on the right back then now Canada is a dystopia only thing it has going for it are gorgeous national parks, beaches, and pretty good weather. It basically survives despite it's own people

  • @chrisrocco
    @chrisrocco 4 месяца назад +1658

    "Guns dont kill people, the government does" no truer words have ever been spoken

    • @jessesimmons4503
      @jessesimmons4503 4 месяца назад

      Government=monopoly of violence

    • @BogartedJoint696
      @BogartedJoint696 4 месяца назад +18

      I sht gold. That's true because I just said it.

    • @wchv94str9
      @wchv94str9 4 месяца назад

      ​@@BogartedJoint696I pity your a$$hole

    • @rstreet5537
      @rstreet5537 4 месяца назад +2

      Stamp

    • @jaska-jalmarixvi5757
      @jaska-jalmarixvi5757 4 месяца назад +44

      lmfao modern internet conservative is more like dale than hank

  • @BiscuitsAintShi
    @BiscuitsAintShi 4 месяца назад +533

    Honestly Hank is such a good friend for putting a dress on to defend bill in his pyschosis/manic episode

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 3 месяца назад +6

      Absolutely

    • @PositivelyPessimistic42
      @PositivelyPessimistic42 Месяц назад +8

      Friend Goals. If I go fucking nuts, make it look like I ain’t the only one ☝️

    • @JMPK23
      @JMPK23 26 дней назад +1

      Isn't willing to let his friend drown alone

    • @cole6843
      @cole6843 День назад

      Hank was a powderpuff cheerleader in highschool.

  • @gingemaximus5301
    @gingemaximus5301 4 месяца назад +1256

    I'm pretty convinced that a lump sum of voters vote like Luanne

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 4 месяца назад +161

      Obama/ Biden ones

    • @theonethatcan7780
      @theonethatcan7780 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Thunderchild-gz4gc have you seen how 45 cultists vote?? There are idiots in both sides that vote like it's a celebrity popular vote

    • @tubaboytom
      @tubaboytom 4 месяца назад +143

      ​@@Thunderchild-gz4gcSpoken like a true Fox News hive mind.

    • @TheUnknownDanish
      @TheUnknownDanish 4 месяца назад +152

      ​@tubaboytom, I'm pretty sure your parties actions speak for themselves. You don't vote with your heads. You vote with pointless and often reckless uncontrollable emotion and have fits like children who can't get their way all the time. 2016 was the perfect example of that.

    • @Aex3f4
      @Aex3f4 4 месяца назад

      @@tubaboytom Leftist echo chamber

  • @juliancardenas623
    @juliancardenas623 4 месяца назад +152

    "He is just suicidal Peggy he is not crazy" lmao that line always gets me

  • @PERTEKofficial
    @PERTEKofficial Месяц назад +65

    This show ages like a really good wine. The older you get, the older it gets, the better it becomes

  • @j3zter618
    @j3zter618 3 месяца назад +363

    "His tie is red. His shirt is white, and his jacket is blue. That stands for America. COMMUNISM!"
    That took me out 😭💀

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum Месяц назад +2

      I keep forgetting, what colour is the Russian flag again? 😅

    • @CommunityFan
      @CommunityFan 25 дней назад

      ​@@Metal-Possum ain't Communist anymore so don't really matter

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 19 дней назад

      ​@Metal-Possum russia copied our flag colors!
      *despite the fact those colors have been used by France, Great Britain and indeed Russia*

    • @Dbl4Sllivn
      @Dbl4Sllivn 16 дней назад

      😬

  • @Abradrake
    @Abradrake 4 месяца назад +692

    And technically, Kahn was from both Laos and California.

    • @StormBreakr
      @StormBreakr 4 месяца назад +5

      Is that supposed to make it any better?

    • @Vodkanir
      @Vodkanir 4 месяца назад +14

      @@StormBreakr sposed to make it worse

    • @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
      @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 4 месяца назад +28

      The worst part was California.

    • @somebodysomewhere6770
      @somebodysomewhere6770 3 месяца назад +30

      Being from Laos is fine. Being from California? Unforgivable.

    • @chickendinner5572
      @chickendinner5572 Месяц назад

      Kahn and Minh’s family fought against the commies. Minh’s father was a General in the Royal Lao Army that worked together with the CIA AND General McArthur. Ask Laotian Americans how they feel about commies 😊

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat Месяц назад +86

    "The NRA is a Washington DC based organization. Are you telling me you support Washington DC?"
    That might be the most cruel burn Hank has ever given someone.

    • @cole6843
      @cole6843 День назад +1

      Now that's a thinker

  • @EldritchSun13
    @EldritchSun13 4 месяца назад +253

    It's uncanny seeing this show in such high quality

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 4 месяца назад +18

      It's basically how it looks on Hulu with good streaming quality right now.

    • @Benjamillion
      @Benjamillion 3 месяца назад +25

      It's kind of surreal seeing King of the Hill in a non-YTP format.

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras 4 месяца назад +181

    The restore car part was so good. Fixing a car with your dad is so great, and the advice of knowing how to fix your car when you are with your girlfriend rings so true.

  • @arthurgodwin6571
    @arthurgodwin6571 4 месяца назад +319

    I swear Luanne has two brain cells and one of them is on permanent vacation.

  • @jeffbenson3876
    @jeffbenson3876 Месяц назад +30

    George W being the "greatest orator of our times". Cracked me right up.
    He seems like an easy guy to have a beer with but he is not an eloquent speaker.

  • @Spinner773
    @Spinner773 4 месяца назад +40

    "Hes just suicidal peggy, hes not crazy" lol 😂

  • @tell-me-a-story-
    @tell-me-a-story- 4 месяца назад +220

    Hank trying to get Bill out of trouble by putting on a dress is a big gesture from Hank.

  • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
    @spadinnerxylaphone2622 4 месяца назад +1809

    Actual good conservative jokes instead of mindless "durr let's trigger the libs"

    • @kingKaiju393
      @kingKaiju393 4 месяца назад +141

      THANK YOU!!! SERIOUSLY THANK YOU!!!! Finally, someone who actually understands!

    • @EldritchSun13
      @EldritchSun13 4 месяца назад +3

      HOW MANY LIBRULS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LOGBULB? THEY CANT. THEY'RE TOO BUSY THERE GENDER 😂😂😂😂

    • @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr
      @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 4 месяца назад +50

      I haven’t seen it yet, but the ads for that Mr. Birchum thing pisses me off. Literally the punchline of the ad was “Does that scooter come in mens?”

    • @chrisguz7090
      @chrisguz7090 4 месяца назад +78

      What are liberal jokes exactly? Lame jabs aimed at the french and "be gay, do crime" t-shirts?

    • @wesscoates5676
      @wesscoates5676 4 месяца назад +175

      Keep in mind, this show was made in an era where the libs and conservatives had more respect for one another. Like a liberal and conservative getting along in this day and age is practically unheard of. Back then, it didn't matter who you voted for, cause people respected freedom of choice and all that. But, that's just the way it is when the damn government wants us divided against each other.

  • @jonlannister345
    @jonlannister345 Месяц назад +21

    Hank putting on a dress to save Bill from getting a beating during his mental breakdown was probably the hardest thing he ever had to do for a friend.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 4 месяца назад +309

    "Barbara Bush is a handsome woman" 😂🤢

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 4 месяца назад +2

      🤣

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 4 месяца назад

      I don't get it

    • @BottledPoe
      @BottledPoe 3 месяца назад

      Handsome woman​@@kosog6584

    • @ChrisJones-ij3xp
      @ChrisJones-ij3xp 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@kosog6584 It's funny these days, but "handsome" was a term used for women a couple centuries ago. I've read really old literature, and it's full of that word to describe ladies.

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 2 месяца назад +2

      @@kosog6584calling a woman or man Handsome was for centuries just a way to say they were attractive.
      Now it’s essentially exclusively used for men.
      When the line was written it was just a statement about her being pretty. Now it has a trans implication built in.

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 4 месяца назад +97

    A man _does_ only have so many summers, Mr. Hill. Gobbless.

    • @Stunkos
      @Stunkos 4 месяца назад

      At least there are places that are summery all the time.

  • @lucifermorningstar2505
    @lucifermorningstar2505 4 месяца назад +584

    God forbid if they are from California

    • @massachusettsisboo1933
      @massachusettsisboo1933 4 месяца назад

      Yes keep that liberal riff raff out of nice communities

    • @aestheticswim3397
      @aestheticswim3397 4 месяца назад

      California used to be a red state and we were the last of the wild West to be tamed 🇺🇸

    • @Trishula707
      @Trishula707 4 месяца назад

      it’s very disturbing how much hate Texans hate us Californians to the point I was harassed by an officer in Texas simply because I have California plates. I don’t understand why you Texans hate your fellow Americans get in California we don’t care what state your from and yes California has issues but the good people here are very kind and welcoming. I used to live in Las Vegas from age 10-20 2002-2012 and Vegas was the worst Vegas is way worse than any city in California.

    • @Hateful_Psycho
      @Hateful_Psycho 4 месяца назад +50

      I hate California

    • @Trishula707
      @Trishula707 4 месяца назад

      @@Hateful_Psycho that’s sad that you hate your fellow Americans. Although I’m not surprised. When I went to Texas I was harassed and threatened by Texas officers. I guarantee you good California citizens don’t care where you’re from.

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 4 месяца назад +130

    0:25 "it doesn't matter if they're from Canada Laos or god forbid California."

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 4 месяца назад +284

    8:44 "Guns dont kill people, the government does."

    • @FOAB-Carlos
      @FOAB-Carlos 3 месяца назад +24

      To be fair, those whistleblowers from boeing kinda proove that, lol.

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 3 месяца назад +92

    The essence of this show is that hank hill is the everyman who is "king" justnby being a stand up guy who respects people and doesn't tolerate disrespectful people. He's a model American, not because of his political stances, but his decency and strength of character.

    • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
      @Shah-of-the-Shinebox Месяц назад +6

      So true, if only more people could understand this. Everything has become so much about politics, that we've forgotten how to treat people like human beings.

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 Месяц назад

      Decency and strength are conservative values.

    • @LAKush90
      @LAKush90 24 дня назад

      @@adoe2305don’t forget racist

    • @matth227
      @matth227 13 дней назад

      @@adoe2305how do you figure that?

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 13 дней назад

      @matth227 with my eyes and ears LMFAO
      Been to an antfi riot or pride party?

  • @YourUncleBenny251
    @YourUncleBenny251 3 месяца назад +33

    “Washington!? Bobby, go to your room!” 😂😂😂

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 16 дней назад +1

      Killed me 🤣

  • @Sidepea
    @Sidepea 10 дней назад +7

    Watching this show as a kid made Texas seem like the coolest place.

  • @cumulo25
    @cumulo25 4 месяца назад +170

    "Greatest orator of our day."
    Lol! Anyone who grew up in the Bush era is laughing _and_ dying inside simultaneously.

    • @runechuckie
      @runechuckie 3 месяца назад +9

      The man couldn't even pronounce nuclear correctly 😂 ofc Peggy would say that

    • @cumulo25
      @cumulo25 3 месяца назад +11

      @runechuckie "Strategery" "Recruitements" "Our enemies never stop think of new ways to harm our country, and neither do we!"

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 2 месяца назад +1

      The video of his "bushisms" cracks me up

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 2 месяца назад +1

      That slayed me! 😂

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky 2 месяца назад +2

      People forget just how much Republicans supported Bush/Cheney back then it was nearly as much as they like Trump now but a bit less unhinged

  • @creepcat03
    @creepcat03 3 месяца назад +66

    "Guns don't kill people, the government does" is a good second to American Dad's "Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Guns defend people from people with smaller guns."

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 Месяц назад

      And god forbid someone makes an army of Brock Samsons.

  • @CamHennings
    @CamHennings 2 месяца назад +14

    Casually cutting out Hank's horror at Bush's weak handshake

  • @unclepaulie4233
    @unclepaulie4233 Месяц назад +15

    1:28 hank is an incredible friend

  • @Walrus_JR
    @Walrus_JR 4 месяца назад +51

    1:28 hank a real one for backing up bill ❤️😭

    • @tylerc4229
      @tylerc4229 Месяц назад +2

      This isn’t the DNC 😂

    • @blablableep6811
      @blablableep6811 Месяц назад

      Treating it as a mental illness instead of gender identity

  • @SUBARCTICPSYCHO
    @SUBARCTICPSYCHO 4 месяца назад +492

    The best kind of Californian is the one who stays in California.

    • @Usy122
      @Usy122 4 месяца назад +23

      I like a 6 feet under Californian 😂

    • @SolidN8
      @SolidN8 4 месяца назад +24

      I mean weather's better than most states tbh

    • @csasam6112
      @csasam6112 4 месяца назад +1

      Agreed

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@SolidN8that's it. Nothing else there is good

    • @SolidN8
      @SolidN8 4 месяца назад +8

      @ML-sc3pt i dunno food here's pretty good, folks are nice, pretty state overall

  • @Jordan-np2uu
    @Jordan-np2uu 4 месяца назад +27

    7:09 “That’s actually kinda…sad, Hank.” 😂

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody 22 дня назад +10

    "God forbid, california."
    How true, Hank.

  • @JoKenLuv
    @JoKenLuv 24 дня назад +15

    "A guy breaks into your house, but YOU don't have a gun... how are you going to shoot him?"

  • @CoCoCo1212
    @CoCoCo1212 4 месяца назад +22

    1:25 - "Take off the dress, buddy, ya scarin' me!" 😂😂😂

  • @justinfincher2385
    @justinfincher2385 4 месяца назад +13

    I love how when dale boos it echos like it was really recorded outside in an alleyway

  • @adcparker
    @adcparker 4 месяца назад +16

    Man i’m gonna miss dale when the show comes back, RIP Johnny H. 🙏

  • @crazyiananderson6676
    @crazyiananderson6676 4 месяца назад +335

    Well yeah, some of these moments are conservative, but I think most of them are Hank being a decent human being.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 месяца назад +115

      Well, yeah.
      When the boomers arent ruining it, being conservative just means being a decent, traditional Christian person.

    • @literallyimtrash7975
      @literallyimtrash7975 4 месяца назад

      @@fungusghoul i live in the midwest. most conservative ARENT decent people. Being conservative doesnt make people decent, it generally makes them more bigoted. OR bigoted people just like to identify as conservative. But as someone who lives in a red state, most arent decent

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 4 месяца назад +1

      Turns out Conservative values are actually just about human decency.
      And the whole Conservative wing has, unfortunately, been co-opted by the Libertarian wing that don't give a damn about decency.

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 4 месяца назад +23

      Ever thought that it’s a good thing?

    • @reviewspiteras
      @reviewspiteras 4 месяца назад

      ​@@literallyimtrash7975 I am skeptical of someone who calls himself literally trash. "Bigot this, bigot that"

  • @PERTEKofficial
    @PERTEKofficial Месяц назад +22

    8:44 based Dale

  • @ohwaitchristian
    @ohwaitchristian 3 месяца назад +10

    "dale, thats right out of the NRA magazine august issue" lmfao

  • @ElJCobberino
    @ElJCobberino 4 месяца назад +104

    I'm from California and I respect Hank's opinion.

  • @andrewprahst2529
    @andrewprahst2529 4 месяца назад +57

    11:44 My brain hurt seeing a gameboy with the D-pad on the right

  • @slyninja4444
    @slyninja4444 4 месяца назад +34

    13:54
    The District will decide your fate.
    I AM the district!

  • @drewman5898
    @drewman5898 4 месяца назад +12

    "and with his features" 🤣🤣😭

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 4 месяца назад +324

    King of the Hill at its worst > the best episode of Mr. Birchum.

    • @NiallByrne
      @NiallByrne 4 месяца назад +14

      Not sure even a fair contest.

    • @bluecoin3771
      @bluecoin3771 4 месяца назад +10

      @@NiallByrne How about this? Brickleberry at its worst > the best episode of Mr. Birchum?

    • @captainforrix956
      @captainforrix956 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@bluecoin3771Brickleberry just sucks horrifically. 90% of adult cartoons are bad but Brickleberry is painful

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 4 месяца назад +5

      wtf is mr birchum?

    • @jessepinkman5702
      @jessepinkman5702 4 месяца назад +17

      @@orfeo793a show made by Daily Wire about making fun of Democrats

  • @DesertDawg-oq5fg
    @DesertDawg-oq5fg 4 месяца назад +23

    It meant so much to me as a kid growing up and seeing a good father, hard worker, and good person overall being portrayed on TV for a change even if he was just animated

    • @liquorc4955
      @liquorc4955 4 дня назад

      I always tell people I didn't have a father growing up, but Hank hill was my father 😁

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 4 месяца назад +229

    Hank would be embarrassed of the US in 2024.

    • @vfhvgffc3285
      @vfhvgffc3285 4 месяца назад +29

      Hank gets embarrassed by almost everything

    • @Teesquared00
      @Teesquared00 4 месяца назад +66

      Yes, but probably embarrassed by what the Republican party has become.
      I don't think he'd vote for either Trump or Biden.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Teesquared00yeah, I think he’d be in such a state over it bc both options don’t align with his beliefs

    • @conservative4523
      @conservative4523 4 месяца назад +19

      ​@sixfeetundertheradar6080 I think hank would reluctantly vote for Trump since Trump is more conservative than biden

    • @Teesquared00
      @Teesquared00 4 месяца назад +47

      ​@@conservative4523He would never vote for Trump, ever. Hanks conservatism and Trump's populism are 100% at odds.
      Remember, Hank has a strong environmentalist streak, he believes guns are dangerous and the NRA is a sham, he's anti-capitalism to a degree (insofar as he hates the likes of Megalow Mart in his town displacing smaller businesses) and he acts with absolute integrity, honesty and respect.

  • @Son_OfMorning
    @Son_OfMorning 4 месяца назад +56

    0:25
    As a Californian, I approve this message 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfman2500HD
    @wolfman2500HD 15 дней назад +4

    Funny how all Mike Judd material gets more relevant as time goes on like George Carlin😂

  • @SK-oh9ui
    @SK-oh9ui 2 месяца назад +7

    "And Barbara's a handsome woman." 😂😂

  • @Bruhtatochip742
    @Bruhtatochip742 4 месяца назад +15

    Hank's friends piling in one by one, single file on the topic of guns breaks me

    • @caderiddle5996
      @caderiddle5996 4 месяца назад +1

      I mean, he did take the wrong position there though. Don’t be stupid with firearms and you should be fine.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Месяц назад +1

      "You have alerted the horde."

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 месяца назад +13

    1:30 saved his butt doing that. What a good friend

  • @quadsnipershot
    @quadsnipershot 4 месяца назад +23

    “That’s a thinker”

    • @PERTEKofficial
      @PERTEKofficial Месяц назад

      “A guy breaks into yer house and you don’t have a gun, how are you gonna shoot him?”

  • @SopaDiaz
    @SopaDiaz 2 месяца назад +17

    This isn't the DNC!! LMAOOO

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 4 месяца назад +67

    "Or God forbid California"

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 Месяц назад +22

    2:55 Yeah, some people really shouldn’t be voting.

    • @TPFB129
      @TPFB129 Месяц назад +1

      Based

    • @witerunguard1737
      @witerunguard1737 Месяц назад

      Why I don’t get it?

    • @pk5727
      @pk5727 Месяц назад

      @@witerunguard1737the next 30 seconds pretty much explains.

    • @witerunguard1737
      @witerunguard1737 Месяц назад

      @@pk5727 not really

    • @pk5727
      @pk5727 Месяц назад

      @@witerunguard1737 ok then. Seems pretty clear that no matter how you slice it, Luann is an idiot..
      She supports the candidate because “ he has the shortest line” aka she’s lazy.
      She chose her candidate because of the colors of his suit……I’m sorry but this isn’t high school where the most handsome and pretty people win by default, if that is how you vote…..then you don’t have the mental chops to pick people to serve us where it’s important.
      Fortunately the founders put in safeguards to this. One should have learned them in grade school, it’s under checks and balances.
      The people used to only directly vote for their representatives directly. Senators were picked by state legislatures, and any who died in office were picked by governor until next election ( only 1/3) of senators are elected each election
      Of course than modern politicians got their claws into it. And with the state of our culture at large, the education system, and that you basically have a month to vote ( and you can’t change more mind when something happens), plus several other issues….we got rid of these safeguards. So either those safeguards need to be restored, or we seriously have to do something that screen out the Lu Ann moron and lazies.
      I found out about one such solution. One is to literally have to write the candidates name out. Most places it’s a multiple choice box. Instead of picking from the choices presented, you literally must write out the name of the candidate. Why? Because at least we know you’ve heard of the person your voting on, and can infer you know something, ANYTHING about said candidate you’re picking.

  • @MegaJohnnytv
    @MegaJohnnytv 4 месяца назад +205

    I how he treat California like is a country

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 4 месяца назад

      well its economy would be the 6th most powerful and props up literally every red state except for texas (that cant keep its power on after every sprinkle) and florida (whose entire citizenry is high on meth and magat bs)
      without cali or new york state every single red state would collapse overnight
      hell even WITH new york and cali paying ALL their bills, rad states STILL cant keep their violent crime, drug, and sh!tty education problems in control ffs
      oh well. at least their billionaores have more money. 🤡🤡🤔

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 4 месяца назад +56

      A horrible country. I should know, I’m Californian

    • @kingKaiju393
      @kingKaiju393 4 месяца назад

      Same and your not wrong. ​@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 месяца назад

      California goes out of its way to be unamerican so much that it might as well be another country.

    • @funfofa
      @funfofa 4 месяца назад

      California is pretty much just tent-land

  • @Rpcbasquiat
    @Rpcbasquiat 22 дня назад +3

    Dismantling its navy I lost it 💀💀💀

  • @getuliamontero2351
    @getuliamontero2351 Месяц назад +1

    The way he almost had an aneurysm chasing out the nerd was something else

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 Месяц назад +18

    Bill Clinton also had a limp handshake. I only shook it because it was a rare opportunity. I sure regret it.

  • @jakemcdermott7935
    @jakemcdermott7935 Месяц назад +2

    Dale dropping his cig and having another one on the ready 😂

  • @kijangberburu5991
    @kijangberburu5991 4 месяца назад +23

    Hank is just the GOAT! That's what i called a decent human being.

  • @ZendovGaming
    @ZendovGaming 16 дней назад +1

    Californian but a Texan at heart. Koth is my favorite show and i miss it

  • @TheMusicGunMan
    @TheMusicGunMan 4 месяца назад +7

    Boomhauer wearing a blazer with padded shoulders fits too well

  • @Nortekman
    @Nortekman Месяц назад +3

    "Lowering taxes and defense" He spoiled the big finale

  • @parthl
    @parthl 2 месяца назад +5

    9:09 truer words have never been spoken 🥲

  • @imupinthetrees
    @imupinthetrees 22 дня назад +3

    I dont think ive ever seen Hank do something to make me lose respect for him

  • @JoJoShabadoo
    @JoJoShabadoo 4 месяца назад +4

    "Take off that dress buddy ya scaring me "
    Hahahahaha

  • @matthewneidiffer2222
    @matthewneidiffer2222 4 месяца назад +136

    What? Communism, No!

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A 4 месяца назад +8

      Get that penguin back here!

    • @NIGameYeah
      @NIGameYeah 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@-James-Awelcome to the party mate what what

    • @-James-A
      @-James-A 4 месяца назад

      @@NIGameYeah hee haw, you're a communist.

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Месяц назад

      ?

  • @pacemoccasin439
    @pacemoccasin439 4 месяца назад +65

    We need more conservatives like Hank

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 3 месяца назад +6

      We need less conservatives, period!

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky 2 месяца назад

      @@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Conservatives are fine; the problem is the populist grifter bullshit
      I don't really care if you want lower taxes or hold slightly more traditional values - Take a culture like Japan or Poland for instance
      The problem occurs for me when people make politics their entire fucking identity, cover themselves head to toe in MAGA garbage, consume bullshit propaganda 24/7 and will literally threaten suicide if Harris wins - Like have your political views man but stop being a fucking schizo about it

    • @fatcat5817
      @fatcat5817 2 месяца назад +1

      >when we control the food. 😇

    • @williamhardee8863
      @williamhardee8863 2 месяца назад

      Most Conservatives are like Hank. Just like how most Liberals aren’t like the extremist you see on social media, the exact same thing is true for conservatives. We just live in a society that culturally worships one side of the political spectrum, and demonizes the other, even demonizes the ones that are just smack dab on the middle who are not part of any extreme.

    • @Justaordinaryman
      @Justaordinaryman Месяц назад

      Nice of you to stop grooming the young children to post this useless comment man ​@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty

  • @gabe_20xx
    @gabe_20xx 3 дня назад

    "A guy breaks into your house but you dont have a gun, how are you gonna shoot him?" 😂😂😂 im really gonna miss dales voice actor, such an iconic character rip.

  • @ernestomoreno4409
    @ernestomoreno4409 4 месяца назад +25

    "I cancelled your vote out" hahaha

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 Месяц назад

      That one wasn't even funny, it just hurt, it was too real.
      Remember, no matter how much of your life you spend learning about the issues, following the candidates, and becoming the most highly knowledgeable voter you can be, all it takes is one idiot 18 year old who saw a political video on Tik Tok to cancel out all of that effort.

  • @RobertWWD
    @RobertWWD 4 месяца назад +18

    It’s hilarious that Peggy brought a Vibrator to School.

    • @shrodu
      @shrodu 4 месяца назад

      A paddle

    • @RobertWWD
      @RobertWWD 4 месяца назад +2

      @@shrodu
      I mean the episode where Peggy was going to teach Sex Ed.

  • @robfrank3423
    @robfrank3423 4 месяца назад +343

    I hate how we thought Bush was conservative back in 2000

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 4 месяца назад +94

      He was. He was the most conservative President since the 1920s. He also "broke the world" and we haven't recovered.
      The guy was the luckiest bastard that ever lived. From his rich family, his desertion, his criminal record, it turning out he was the smart and disciplined one, the legalized coup, the guy who replaced him not sending him to prison for the Crimes Against Humanity, and the guy after that being worse somehow so everyone forgot.

    • @salag13
      @salag13 4 месяца назад +59

      @@Mourtzouphlos240Exactly. The only reason we forget about Bush being so bad is because Trump makes him look tame in comparison. He owes his whole legacy to Trump lol.

    • @Alexq79-
      @Alexq79- 4 месяца назад

      @@salag13trump doesn’t make him look bad in comparison. Bush is responsible for potentially millions of deaths due to the war on terror

    • @mateohodge6998
      @mateohodge6998 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@salag13Literally They thought Bush was stupid and a joke but the bar has been severely lowered

    • @123ElectricMonkey
      @123ElectricMonkey 4 месяца назад

      @@Mourtzouphlos240maybe these weapons of mass destruction are hiding under my desk? Nope.thats Larry Silverstein and Donald Rumsfeld

  • @JamesWillmus
    @JamesWillmus 28 дней назад +1

    Hank Hill, the one man who can logic-check Dave in one sentence.

  • @leokayno
    @leokayno 20 дней назад +4

    Hahah!! As a Californian. .Love that scene.

  • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
    @xxDOTH3DEWxx 18 дней назад +1

    "Well, Barbara is a handsome woman" my god 😂

  • @TrenchCrusade
    @TrenchCrusade 4 месяца назад +21

    The chad Mr. Hill and the virgin Mr. Birchim

  • @joshuaandino
    @joshuaandino 2 месяца назад

    Born and raised in San Diego and I'm proud of it but I give huge respects to Hank as he is a good dad

  • @waffle8364
    @waffle8364 4 месяца назад +98

    "or God forbid California " 😂
    yes yes. that place is hell on earth

    • @anthonyavila9470
      @anthonyavila9470 4 месяца назад +10

      Can agree. Despite being born in Cali and once I had join the military, i found a good group of people to teach me the ways of real American and get in line with conservative. Worked out just fine.

    • @Tepaneca
      @Tepaneca 4 месяца назад +8

      @@anthonyavila9470cringe bean

    • @SnakeSalmon8izback
      @SnakeSalmon8izback 3 месяца назад +12

      @@anthonyavila9470 "i'm gullible and easily brainwashed by whatever the people around me tell me to believe"

    • @Maya-ls3ky
      @Maya-ls3ky 2 месяца назад +1

      @@anthonyavila9470 You people make politics your entire identity its actually really pathetic and I feel really bad for the hotline workers who have to deal with you subhuman idiots when Harris wins

    • @mcanty
      @mcanty 2 месяца назад

      figuratively and literally too
      i had to stand in line at the DMV with hundreds of people crowded up in the summer heat, i don't think you can get much more closer to hell than that

  • @JacobSanders-zc7sq
    @JacobSanders-zc7sq 10 дней назад +1

    There needs to be a compilation of Dale's conspiracy theories that have come to pass.

  • @matthewneidiffer2222
    @matthewneidiffer2222 4 месяца назад +32

    4:20
    Barbara is a handsome women

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 4 месяца назад +2

      🤣

  • @detroitninjas
    @detroitninjas Месяц назад +1

    The limp handshake 😂😂😂

  • @danielloeb7127
    @danielloeb7127 2 месяца назад +3

    I don't know what's funnier, the Special Ed door or that Hank needed it to be pointed out to him.

  • @AdamB12
    @AdamB12 15 дней назад +1

    "You crashed the wrong party, honey." JoeJack is the best.

  • @Jsellers650
    @Jsellers650 27 дней назад +5

    Hank hated California before it was cool.

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 4 месяца назад +2

    1:26 is one of those scenes that shows how good of a guy Hank is.

  • @TylersRapPromo
    @TylersRapPromo 3 месяца назад +3

    The most American Dad

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 3 месяца назад +1

    My two favorite moments were Dale genuinely thinking rather than deflected when informed the NRA is based in D.C. and Hank genuinely curious about that Dale's method for overturning the 19th Amendment would have been.

  • @Walrus_JR
    @Walrus_JR 4 месяца назад +6

    2:55 😭😭 long live the revolution

  • @bailbondsga
    @bailbondsga 11 дней назад +1

    im an immigrant from germany and live in west texas. people think this show is satyre,...and to a degree it is but... you should live out here, this is texas

  • @Seyanoo
    @Seyanoo 4 месяца назад +149

    I had a friend whose dad was exactly like Hank, he was pretty conservative. But was genuinely a really good man and dad from what I remember.

    • @Crom_Apsotle
      @Crom_Apsotle 4 месяца назад +44

      Being conservative and being a good person are never mutually exclusive qualities

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 4 месяца назад +7

      Goes to show people's mentality​@@Crom_Apsotle

    • @samgradyfilm
      @samgradyfilm 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@Crom_Apsotlelol you'd be surprised

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 4 месяца назад

      @@samgradyfilm I mean you could argue the same thing about leftists. In the end both have good qualities and both have deranged individuals who have limp handshakes.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Crom_ApsotleThe trump stuff kind of changed that

  • @GabrielOsiuhwu
    @GabrielOsiuhwu 4 месяца назад +32

    Did Hank just imply that californians were not part of the American system? 0:27

    • @michapiechowski1810
      @michapiechowski1810 3 месяца назад +14

      *reaffirmed

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 месяца назад +16

      I’m from California and can confirm that most of us are barely even humans, much less American.

    • @GabrielOsiuhwu
      @GabrielOsiuhwu 2 месяца назад +1

      @@capncake8837 im also from California

    • @manray0703
      @manray0703 2 месяца назад +2

      Rightly so

    • @DumplingDoodle
      @DumplingDoodle Месяц назад

      california is not real

  • @vvvverrryscarryyy
    @vvvverrryscarryyy 3 месяца назад +1

    Twig boy bureaucrats 😂, cracks me up every time

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 2 месяца назад +3

    Back when people know how to write a conservative family that both sides of the aisle could love.