At least 93% of the crazy bat shit insane stuff Dale said was 100% correct. Same with Alex Jones sure they are bat shit insane but the stuff they say is actually almost 100% correct.
I loved his conspiracy theories and shenanigans... Crazy how he passed away 😔 we'll never know the cause of death either.... Kinda fitting in a weird sense...
Exactly, how in the heck did a 21 y.o. slip past the secret service when they were at the window literally watching his back, almost took out the former president. AND now they want to ban American's weapon!?!
@@nimamoradi2779no,he meant in our society someone like dale might be right with his "crazy theories" or he might get accepted. hehe how do i know? Who are you? Are you A FED?
@@fraskf6765 makes me wonder how the revival is going to handle him, perhaps there's an episode where Dale initially thinks he's found a new group of friends only to be outright disturbed by their conspiracy theories(which unlike Dale's are outright hateful and bigoted in nature).
Let me be clear: It’s shocking how normalized people like him have become. Not that he’s right (at least most of the time), but what once was an outlier has now become more mainstream.
'Dale' was the most subversive character in Television since Kauffman did Latka on Taxi. Dale was righteous and entertaining. Why couldn't it have been ME instead?
"Computers have akready beaten communists at chess,next thing you know, tbey'll be beati g humans." Oh my god that's so funny, I must have missed that when I watched that episode
Robert F Kennedy Jr just sued exposing the link between Electromagnetic Radiation and cancer. The side of the hip you put your cell phone or the side of the head your hold your phone, you're more likely to get cancer. Stories of people living under high tension lines and the whole housing project infested with cancer? Turns out it's true, E&M causes cancer... so even the God daaaamed tin foil hat conspiracy people were right.
That last scene proves Hank cares enough about Dale as a friend to have paid enough attention to his undeniable facts to keep them straight and actually remember specific things Dale has revealed about the way the world really is, i.e. the Mongol hordes in 2087 AD.
Actually no, Mike Judge said himself he wanted another interesting charactor in Dale and that he wasnt poking fun as he always found the conspiracy guys like Alex Jones and others interesting. He aand Alex Jones are friends.
alot of his conspiracy theories are actual things but he peppers them with the most gat-dang absurdities toward the end. the beast, for example, is a real thing. it got so powerful it ruined craigslist. if youre connected to google you likely cannot put an ad on clist without it being reported by a bot. the only way to escape the beast is to get a new phone number not connected to google, a new email is required. this is now exceedingly difficult to manage.
Can you upload scenes from the episode "Yankee Hankee?" namely the scenes where Hank finds out he was born in New York, He confronts his dad about it, And the ending scene where Cotton says "I just wanted to kill Castro."
@adrianaslund8605 he's 100% right. Guns don't kill people. An inanimate object can't do anything to anybody. It takes an individual to use said inanimate object, to kill somebody. So yeah Guns don't kill people. The government indeed does kill people. Kinda like the ATF assassinating that man that worked at the Arkansas airport. We just got out of 20 years worth of wars, in about 4 or 5 different countries. So where was Dale wrong, on this quote?
Dale was right about the "Beast". Google and other companies share information about your location, where you spend your money... etc. GM and Tesla share the same info and your driving habits to insurance companies.
Peppers create capsaicin specifically to prevent mammals from eating them and destroying the seeds so yeah, it's why animals and plants are poisonous or toxic to prevent being eaten
Dale was hilarious when we all just thought he was "out there". Now that so many "theories" have been proved FACT, was Dale really nuts, or just PRESCIENT?
Hank's final rant left 1 glaring hole when he shot down Dale:Dale was cloned from a super warrior not tje other way around, cmearly Dale was cloned usibg tje rescessove genes of Super Warrior Dale and sent back to train him, why make a super warrior clone to send back to our promative time when you would likely send a more tailed made intelligent clone its rather obvious.
“The computers have beaten the comminists in chess already, soon they’ll be beating humans”
Yup.
Yup.
I've came to make this one but you beaten me to it. 😂😂🎉
I read that as eating
Well he is right commies aren’t people
I will miss late Johnny Hardwick and him voicing Dale. He makes conspiracy theories too funny. 😂
Johnny Hardwick was the real King of the Hill. Greg Daniels/ Mike Judge are, at-best, Duke of the Hills
There will never be a better conspiracy theorist on television than Dale Gribble. Rest in Peace Johnny
At least 93% of the crazy bat shit insane stuff Dale said was 100% correct. Same with Alex Jones sure they are bat shit insane but the stuff they say is actually almost 100% correct.
Pocket sand...... Damn g00gl made me retipe to many times..
I loved his conspiracy theories and shenanigans... Crazy how he passed away 😔 we'll never know the cause of death either.... Kinda fitting in a weird sense...
"Have you been sleeping, Dale? You got kind of that county fair smell."
Hanks asking if he's been using crank 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, unlocked memory...
I didn't ever smoke that, but...does it smell like sugar cookies? Or like funnel cake?
@@TwisterTornado I never did either but I think the joke is he smells like the “people” at the county fair 😂
Bro u must be meaning@@TwisterTornado
@@gongebon2362 Are you a bot?
Wrog way evrythiñg@@UrRIVAL
"Guns don't kill people, the government does" truth 😂
Exactly, how in the heck did a 21 y.o. slip past the secret service when they were at the window literally watching his back, almost took out the former president.
AND now they want to ban American's weapon!?!
Considering the idea, he was actually on to something there.
Not a conspiracy, just the truth.
people kill people
@@stevesmith7067but many problems we see was because of the government.
They certainly been letting mental problems grow for the past 30 years.
It’s shocking how normal Dale is now.
Now? The new series is out?
@@nimamoradi2779no,he meant in our society someone like dale might be right with his "crazy theories" or he might get accepted. hehe how do i know? Who are you? Are you A FED?
@@fraskf6765 makes me wonder how the revival is going to handle him, perhaps there's an episode where Dale initially thinks he's found a new group of friends only to be outright disturbed by their conspiracy theories(which unlike Dale's are outright hateful and bigoted in nature).
Not really
Let me be clear: It’s shocking how normalized people like him have become. Not that he’s right (at least most of the time), but what once was an outlier has now become more mainstream.
"we'll grow oranges in Alaska" fucking love dale
"We'll see what Butros-by-Golly-Golly" (referring to the 6th UN Secretary-General, Boutros_Boutros-Ghali) thinks of that!"
“In the future both men and women will visit the gynecologist”…
He warned us, we did not listen 😂
@@Josh-xh9qn and the women really are the ones getting their monies worth out of it lmao
Comedy becomes reality once again
😂 Good catch
He sure got that one right.
Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. Dale Gribble is one of my favorite characters in TV history.
'Dale' was the most subversive character in Television since Kauffman did Latka on Taxi. Dale was righteous and entertaining. Why couldn't it have been ME instead?
@@illygah Rotfl your crazier than dale 😂
If they keep dale, just give him a tracheotomy for the voice. Makes sense.
And yet he was never suspicious about his wife cheating on him in front of his face
🤣
I wonder if that was intentional to have the right wing conspiracy theorist be a literal cuckold. Was Mike Judge more left leaning than he seems?
He knew
@@GFY_29 No. The joke is that he doesn't know. You are pulling a Dale and overthinking it
The deeper theory is he knew the entire time but kept his mouth shut and raised Joseph to hurt John. I like it. @seamorebuts
"Computers have akready beaten communists at chess,next thing you know, tbey'll be beati g humans." Oh my god that's so funny, I must have missed that when I watched that episode
They certainly crush you at spelling.
@@ziggle5000 🤓☝ 🤓☝🤓☝
@@ziggle5000 Quite frankly, no. I’ve encountered at least less than 5 of them who can actually spell words both properly and use them properly too.
@@ziggle5000 Found a bad commie.
@@ziggle5000hey. Is your profile pic from Jan 6 of 2017?
Hank crushing all his conspiracies at the end😂
That was my favorite part too 😂
It's the fact that Hank actually paid attention to all his nonsense and remembered it what's really great 😂
@@nobodyspecial115 a good friend listens.
@@nobodyspecial115 Hank listens, but most of the time he likes to pretend he doesn't hear the whacky theories Dale has
"Guns don't kill people, The government does" well he's not wrong about that one.
The time between conspiracy and reality continues to shrink
Robert F Kennedy Jr just sued exposing the link between Electromagnetic Radiation and cancer. The side of the hip you put your cell phone or the side of the head your hold your phone, you're more likely to get cancer. Stories of people living under high tension lines and the whole housing project infested with cancer? Turns out it's true, E&M causes cancer... so even the God daaaamed tin foil hat conspiracy people were right.
Eventually, Dale gribble will have predicted everything with 100% accuracy.
💯
You are VERY correct
Morons sure like Dale
No it won't
@@Henry-i5h yes it will
The funny part is that Dale was right about that computer bit
And men going to the gynecologist.
Dale sounds significantly less crazy nowadays.
Yeah. There's cats eating dogs and orange turds.
Dale is D.B. Cooper (confirmed)
Well, they both wear sunglasses, so that suggests they are probably the same person.
A good way to hide is act like a guy who couldn't possibly be DB Cooper 😐
"I think you've had too much to drink sweetheart " haha what a line
That last scene proves Hank cares enough about Dale as a friend to have paid enough attention to his undeniable facts to keep them straight and actually remember specific things Dale has revealed about the way the world really is, i.e. the Mongol hordes in 2087 AD.
Watching KotH back then: "Ha! Dale is an idiot!"
Watching KotH now: "Holy crap he was on to something."
Mike Judge also made the Idiocracy movie. Mike Judge seems to be from the future lol
"Dale, we live in Texas, it's already 100 degrees in the summertime! And if it gets one degree hotter, I'm kicking your @ss!"
Take a shot every time Dale ends up being right. ☠️
3:55 I never realized Dale stole Hanks truck lol
"It's hardly been used" got me
"The aliens knew i was getting too close to the truth- Exactly what truth? I have no idea."
Dale called the whole personal data market
It is TERRIFYING how accurate some of his crazier conspiracies came true
The gynaecologist comment came to fruition
Wow " in the future men and women will go to the gynecologist" how right he was lmao
But only women get our money's worth! Lol
We'll grow oranges in alaska got me way to much lol
1:05 Dale got bit by a mosquito 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟
I love how he believes in global warming, but also wants it to happen.
Why SHOULDN'T we grow oranges in Alaska?
These were written to be absurd comedy and make Dale into a fool. The fact that more than half of his conspiracies came true is absolutely terrifying.
Actually no, Mike Judge said himself he wanted another interesting charactor in Dale and that he wasnt poking fun as he always found the conspiracy guys like Alex Jones and others interesting. He aand Alex Jones are friends.
@@crabtrapIt's ok Dale.
@@MadScientist267 thats what 'THEY' want us to think.
@@MadScientist267who's Dale? I think you're talking to Rusty Shackleford.
@@TrevorTrove 🤣
Squirrel tacticts.😂 pocket sand 😂 shashasha😂
“Computers beat the Communists at chess. Next thing you know they’ll be beating humans” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dale was always great. The Mega-Lo-Mart card with a hatless and sunglass-free Dale is both priceless and somewhat disturbing.
6:06
And they say only the simpsons predict the future.
no one says that. you are hearing things.
I really enjoyed this. POCKET SAND
6:08 damn, he called that one tho 😂
This show aged like a fine wine
Dang, he zeroed right in on that one.
@@georgevanhoose6333Yes, the y chromosome is disappearing
"The Beast" was the most accurate one here.
Shut up
6:12 DALE IS PROPHETIC
Dale was just ahead of everyone else.
5:56 Crazy how that's not even a conspiracy at this point.
Its crazy how hes right sometimes
Everyone's right sometimes. If not right, left.
Sometimes up instead of down
What comes up must come down
Like Alex Jones?
A broken clock is right twice a day.
"Elrond Hubbard"
Lmao
Hate to admit it, some of his theories make a lot of sense in 2024. Seriously 😳
alot of his conspiracy theories are actual things but he peppers them with the most gat-dang absurdities toward the end. the beast, for example, is a real thing.
it got so powerful it ruined craigslist. if youre connected to google you likely cannot put an ad on clist without it being reported by a bot. the only way to escape the beast is to get a new phone number not connected to google, a new email is required. this is now exceedingly difficult to manage.
Can you upload scenes from the episode "Yankee Hankee?" namely the scenes where Hank finds out he was born in New York, He confronts his dad about it, And the ending scene where Cotton says "I just wanted to kill Castro."
Here's part 1 of that: ruclips.net/video/Qm2lbCTGYs8/видео.html
what's the magic word?
Hank Hill is my favorite strong female protagonist.
"Hank Hill is my favorite strong female protagonist."
Dammit Beavis there you go again, Hank Hill is a lobster, a LOBSTER.
Rip Johnny Hardwick
2087 is going to roll around and soneone is going to make an AI robot of Dale saying all of this stuff 🤣😂😂🤣
RIP Johnny Hardwick!😢 The reboot won’t be the same!
My spirit animal
"guns don't kill people, the govt does." he ain't wrong there...
He's not right either.
@@adrianaslund8605JFK
@adrianaslund8605 he's 100% right. Guns don't kill people. An inanimate object can't do anything to anybody. It takes an individual to use said inanimate object, to kill somebody. So yeah
Guns don't kill people. The government indeed does kill people. Kinda like the ATF assassinating that man that worked at the Arkansas airport. We just got out of 20 years worth of wars, in about 4 or 5 different countries. So where was Dale wrong, on this quote?
@@654Crossmantrump will lose
@@jilp2002 I love that you say that to a guy being critical of the government.
They got your head where they want it.
You got that county fair smell
Dale was right about the gynecologist
Well. The gynecologist joke came true.
'only the women get there monies worth'
@illygah yeah, that's where it falls through...
When's the last time _you_ got your money's worth within a _ten city block radius_ of a _hospital?_
@@seand.g423 womp womp
After listening to the White House press briefing, he sounds more sane every day.
dale has predicted the future
Dale was right about the "Beast". Google and other companies share information about your location, where you spend your money... etc. GM and Tesla share the same info and your driving habits to insurance companies.
You don’t even want to know what the bark beetle has to say about me.
0:56 Crazy, I just learned about the gov's 'heart attack guns' yesterday.
Yikes. Good thing I don't have a heart. Just a bloody rip.
Rest In Peace Johnny Hardwick, Amen.
Me and Dale would get along 😅
RIP JOHNNY, WE KNOW THE GOVT GOT YOU!
R. I. P. Johnny Hardwick
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
-Dale Gribble.
Facts
5:00 the real joke here is Bill’s response.
"guns don't kill people, the government does"
100%
specially the american government
“Mars” gets me every time
A lot of his “conspiracy theories “ were actually pretty spot on
many dont realize the beast is real. cant post craigslist ads anymore? Beast.
Holy shit, at 6 minutes he called it.
well if they make up wild theories for dale enough times, some of them will happen to be true.
@@TheUltimateRare Especially as the world gets crazier.
5:57 Dale was on the money with this one
His prediction about men and women is pretty accurate
That peanuts line could be true, don't some plants do that?
generally the opposite, really. plants manipulate us into cultivating and spreading them.
Peppers create capsaicin specifically to prevent mammals from eating them and destroying the seeds so yeah, it's why animals and plants are poisonous or toxic to prevent being eaten
Shows peggy that he's a loving father figure to the son he "doesn't know" isn't his.
"now what is it that I don't know?" 😂
"Did ya, Hank? Putin?"
One of my favorite jokes from the series lol
Pocket Sand
I thought this was about conspiracies?
6:03-6:13
Damn. That's just true.
"The computers have already beaten the communists at chess. Next thing you know, they'll be beating humans."
🤣
Dale was hilarious when we all just thought he was "out there". Now that so many "theories" have been proved FACT, was Dale really nuts, or just PRESCIENT?
Dale was so ahead of his time. Then, he was called a “crackpot neighbor “. Now, he’s what’s known as “a republican”
I think you've had enough to drink sweetheart 🍺
Some of the government stuff turned out to be true lol
1:45 yikes he was right
Amazing how much old satire became true, yeah?
2:27 to 2:44 Dale is unironically right about most of this.
Let him cook?
14:17 Hank is a good friend. He actually listens to and remembers all of Dale's inane ramblings instead of just ignoring him.
"Important vitamins like tar and carbon monoxide...." omg, actually crying... 😂😂😂
The question that should be asked is how many of Dale's "conspiracy theories" have become fact?
6:00 not the only one he was right about😂😂😂😂
I think you’ve had enough to drink, sweetheart ❤😂😂
Back Then: Dale seems crazy
Today: Dale tried to warn us
Sprinkle in some truth then bury it with BS.
I straight piped my 7.3 powerstorke. I'll never go back
Nancy loves you!
6:07 dale was actually right 😂
What if Mike Judge was trying to warn us?
Then nobody listened
Mike Judge is obviously part of "the big club".
Don't feed the beast Hank!
Hank's final rant left 1 glaring hole when he shot down Dale:Dale was cloned from a super warrior not tje other way around, cmearly Dale was cloned usibg tje rescessove genes of Super Warrior Dale and sent back to train him, why make a super warrior clone to send back to our promative time when you would likely send a more tailed made intelligent clone its rather obvious.